Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 3

0:00Welcome back to another episode of New Heights. I am not Jason Orchard, Travis Kelsey. This is Brandon. My friend here is Jake. Jake is at you. Jake. I'm here. Still here. Still no, still no baby. Still no baby. Jake is still here. Still no baby. We are on baby watch and in the meantime, we are back with another episode counting down our favorite 92 moments from New Heights in the past four seasons. Let's get right into it. Let's get right into it. Jake. What do we got? Kick us off. kicking off this one. One of the more mean moments of the show's history. This is from from this past season as well. Very fresh. Fresh moment. Fresh break. The guys were talking about Jennings Dunker and I'll let the clip roll from here. If you are going to design an offensive diamond in a laboratory, this is what he would look like. I mean, look at this guy. This is hilarious. How many bearded day do you think this guy drinks? I don't know. He's probably by the case. He doesn't even count by the name.

1:00And this gives me an idea. No, they I don't think they should. You know how they do best in show for like dogs where they like try them out. They do a lot of horses too. Oh shit. You alright, too. You can't fuck. Taylor's gonna kill me. The best in show got me. Best in show for the dogs. Like they I think. Best in show for all offensive. Yeah. I'll say this. This Travis breaking the chair was one of the most debated. Where do we rank this clips of any like this? There was contention. There was a lot of contention around where this goes. Some people even said this is the number one. I got a number one request for this one. I don't agree, but I'm sure people listening to this have probably mad at us. We did not rank

2:04this higher than 39. I will say it probably gets docked a little bit because we're doing this in an audio only format. Travis breaking the chairs much more of a visual moment, but it was still incredible and needed to be included on the list. I man, it might be in my top like things I've laughed at during recording. I anybody who thinks this was planned or scripted get the fuck out of my face. This was so funny. We have not gotten an invoice for that chair. So hopefully everything's okay. I think maybe he put it back together. He's pretty handy. Yeah. Apologies to that living room set. Moving on to number 30. It is a moment from our episode after our second live show in Cincinnati. When we had to discuss Jason losing his Super Bowl ring in a pool, a kitty pool of chili. There was an unfortunateness. As you guys know, this game existed because I continually lose my Super Bowl ring. And I don't even know if Travis still knows this, but I legitimately lost my

3:04Super Bowl ring in this event. They could not find it. This is Jets J searching through the chili to try and find the sock that had my Super Bowl ring in it. We have still yet to find it. What did you expect to happen? I thought that we were just going to pool and get the ring afterwards. You're such a f***ing imbecile. Greg got a metal detector. There's actually metal in Skyline chili. There's traces of iron within the chili itself. So it was an impossible task to try and use a metal detector. That's so good. There's probably lead as well in there. It's just a hunk of metal. I'll just have another one made. I think. They can do that, right? I don't know, Jason. Probably this is the most shame I've ever felt working on. Do you know why? Do you know why you feel shame? Because it's entirely your fault. Yeah. So it is almost 100% your fault. No, I'm telling this part. I'm still I am still mad about it. Jason wanted to put the ring in there. I said, don't do that for the record. I said, no, that's dumb. And about an hour later,

4:08little jets, Jake here comes skippin' around the corner of the Cincinnati arena going, Jason's put the thing in the chili. It's so funny. And I went, you motherfucker. He went to you. He went to you to get a yes. And what did you do? What happened? So there are two reasons why this is my fault. Number one and the biggest one is that after it happened, Jason goes, Jake, get that ring for me. And I just did not hear him. Adrian like pulled up that footage and played it for me. It was just like, oh no, this is my fault. The other thing and this a bit of shared blame. But like the fact that we were like, oh, we're going to use two pools and one will have a fake ring and one will have the real ring when we could have just put them both in the same fucking pool looking for the one. You didn't have to put other rings that you could just have one ring in a sock in one of the pools. Yes. The effect of being covered in chili would have been fine. We didn't need us. Not our best gameplay. Can you hear that I'm still mad about this? We had to change our flights to come home later so we could dig into a goddamn pool of chili for an hour.

5:12Oh, wait. I don't know if we told this on air, but I threw up a lot. The smell of the chili that had been sitting in the arena. I'm going to do it again now. For 12 hours was rancid. And it's entirely that man's fault. You're bringing back memories. Yeah. Let's move on. Next clip. Next clip. We don't need to rehearse. Next one. Next clip coming from us from season one, a great family moment. This is Mama Kelsey roasting Travis. How disappointed were you when Travis was an outs as a boy? No, no, I was not. I was hoping for a girl. But I got one. He's a fashionista. I see where this is going you two and a dancer and a dancer. Thanks, mom. You remember you guys were saying that I named him after the fat kid on overboard? So I thought you named me as okay, there was another Travis on a soap opera.

6:13A soap opera? And I just had thought he was the most gorgeous man in the whole world. And I named you after him. Damn it. So you told dad so time out. Time out. Time out. I'm going to so you told dad that you liked the name Travis off of a fat little kid from overboard. But secretly you had a man crush going on. Yeah. And that's who you named him after. Yeah, that's so terrible. How could you do that? Oh wow. This was such a fun episode to do. Having both parents on prior to the quote-unquote Kelsey bowl was genuinely like, you know, kind of like a once in a lifetime thing to have on. And Donna's the best. My god, he brings the heat every time she's on. And it did it feel to you like Jason had been waiting his entire life to ask that question. Yes. Do you wish Travis is a daughter? Like it felt like Jason only became a full of player to make it to the NFL to host a podcast with his brother. So he one day could ask his mother on air. Do you wish he was a matter? Donna and Ed both have such great like comedic timing.

7:14They're right. Like Donna Donna knows she's being ruthless but can play it off so innocently. I'm like, no, it's fine. He's fashionista fashionista. She's not wrong though. Not wrong. Keep him moving to number 36 from the season one episode with Patrick Mahomes. This is Pat telling us a story of him cheating on his draft interview with chiefs. The first day that I met coach Reed was at the facility. We had like the meetings like the top 30 visits. So I was in there for like five hours. He just going through plays, going through plays. And I'm going to give you all the inside scoop Matt Nagy who was the offensive coordinator then. He really liked me. So he gave me the plays they're going to go over the night before. So coach Reed's finding out here live on new heights. Oh my gosh. Matt. How could you? Let's go. And yeah. So of course I crushed the meeting. I stayed up all night studying in those plays. It's like man, this kid is locked in. We got ourselves a winner here. As the process went on, I kind of feeling that I was kind of going up in the draft.

8:17I had a couple of teams that said they were going to draft me and they're, I mean, that's true. Like it's not like these coaches are making that up. I talked to them during the draft process. They were like, Hey, if you're there, we're going to we're going to take you. I kind of gave a little inside info to the the chiefs. And I was like, Hey, if y'all let me go anywhere below at the time. I didn't know about the same spot. I was like, if y'all let me go 12 or below, I'm going to get drafted by someone else. You drafted yourself. So I gave the chiefs a little bit of info on that because I wanted to be here anytime you've had somebody on, especially somebody like Pat. And they start a story with, I don't think I've ever told anybody of this, but I get so excited. And then he reveals that I cheated on the draft and I'm like, well, hold on here Pat, I think we actually, you might need to go to different team now. I'm not sure what happens. And legally you are no longer a chief. Sorry. We recorded that. And then I spent like an hour and a half googling to make sure he hadn't told that anywhere else. No, it was a moment of like, Oh, is packet or the chiefs going to get in trouble? Oh, yeah. Are they? We just, did we just reveal a crime? Did he's confessed to a crime on this podcast? And then the the shithead producer, he's like, you got to air it. You got to let

9:23people know he cheated. Otherwise, how could they have figured out that Pat, my home is a good quarterback? Oh, they watched the safe. That makes sense. I also think that's the, the only way you get that story is if he's sitting right next to one of his favorite teammates in a situation where he's comfortable like that. Yeah. That was truly a, we're a show that's a fly on the wall of recording these conversations that no one else can ever get. And it was, it was very, very cool for Pat to do that. Pat's a cheater. Sorry. Sorry, guys. Sorry to text tech fans out there. Pat has a cheater confirmed. Moving on to number 35. This is also from the season one pre-celsible episode with Ed and Donna. This is Ed reacting to both of his sons playing in the Super Bowl. Pops. Who are you rooting for? Yeah, now that we're here. Kelsey. Kelsey. Okay, but there's two teams. So we'll be here. I'll say a few, if we're going to be here a long time while you try and get that. All right, we're we're in a battle to the death. One of us has to survive. Who are you rooting for?

10:31Both of you. I don't know. I'm going to go to the bus. I can die. No, both of you die. Both of you are win. I'm going to go to Captain the Captain Kirk route. The Captain I don't believe in no win situations. That's good. That's from Star Trek. James. Yeah. Okay. No, wait, wait over my head for sure. Yeah, I know. Go on. Jason's going to lie to you and say he knows what he's talking about. I know who Captain Kirk is. I don't remember the specific situation I told that. Well, this is from like 1967. Yeah, Jason. You know, this is from the TV show. This isn't from I know. Yeah, I'm not a star. I'm not a Trekkie. You know what a Trekkie is, Trekkie? I would say the cult that follows Star Wars. Star Trek. Star Wars. Star Trek. Next. Next. Look at this guy. He's all over the place. Let me put my glass on. All right. Next question. Thank you for getting us to move on. We know a lot of the media has been asked you to get you to talk about the Kelsey Bowl that is to come.

11:37So let's get these out of the way. Okay, go. We've already asked you who the favorite is. And you said me, which I love you for that. But who are you talking to first after the game? The winner of the loser. Probably the loser. Have any reason for that? Or somebody's going to feel pretty crummy. Yeah. And I want to be with him initially. Yeah, Traff said that, you know, mom can't lose. But actually, mom is going to lose and you're going to lose, right? There's going to be a winning in the losing. No. No, when are you guys? What are you guys going to lose? You're not going to lose with one of us. You're only going with the winner. I have already won, dude. You won what? I'm on the most popular podcast in sports. Already fucking won. Okay. All the rest of this is just window dressing. All right. You're never

12:38going to get the answer you want to talk about winning and losing the Super Bowl. What a dad line. The story I want to tell with this though is how much they were Amped up to we're going to get him. We're going to get the old man on this episode. And then the second Ed sat down and started talking about how proud he was of them. They both immediately melted. That is what I want. I want the world to know they were like, we're going to grill our dad. We're going to grill him. And then he was like, I love you both. I'm proud of you. And they were like, Oh, shit. We don't think so. Yeah. They were going to get him though. They were ready folded. But no, I mean, one of those moments though that like can't be recreated and unexpected and wild to be on the other end of Ed put it perfectly. I already fucking won. Like, yeah, of course doesn't matter going into the Super Bowl. You've got your two boys playing against each other in this group. And, and crap. Which is what Jersey on you be all right. All right. Moving on to number 34. An iconic moment and an iconic Jason line. This is Jason talking about his game day fits.

13:40The Eagles social team gave us a look at Jason's game day fit. Yeah, shocker. Jason's game day fit is the same fit he wears every day. What the fuck do I care about a game day fit? This guy's game day ready, baby. Some people go to play football and some people play dress up. Okay. I don't like to play dress up. I like to play football. All right. I'm not going to go shopping, color coordinating, getting belts and shoes and all this just to go play football. I don't get it for a second. What is the point? I don't get it. Okay. Maybe you can explain it to me because you do it. My game day fit is my regular day fit too. So I know exactly what you're talking about. Travis, Travis. What? You have not worn anything under $100 to a game. Your flip flops were more than $100. No, they got can opener on the bottom. Are you kidding me? It's two for one special. Which fit was he going on about here? There's one. So this was he had flip flops on. That's known to flip flops, right? Start of flip flops. I want to say so this game day fit,

14:46I was almost confused. Ocean Drive flip flops and this is what Lane Johnson later dressed as Jason and I know this is. Yes. So it was early on in this show that we just kept getting questions about Jason and the flip flops. Yes. Everybody wanted to know the deal with the flip flops and as he puts it, he's walking four fucking feet to the box. And you know what I wanted with the flip flops and then he explained it and I go, yeah, he's right. No, he's yeah, he's really not. He's not walking a mile to the stadium. He's getting on a bus. He's correct. It did lead to some moments where I would argue that Jason is playing dress up, but we can get into that later on in a different show. Shot fire. I would argue he played a little dress up in that season, but that's just me. I might have been a season later where he literally dressed up as Doug. He sure did. From that is a dress up. That is playing dress up for football. No, I think this was sorry, which episode was this again? It's early though, right? I don't remember the episode season one. This was early in the run though, which led to like,

15:50it did lead to more questions about Game Day Fits, which has been fun to discuss with them. We have Game Day Fit merch. It's just a teetage. Game Day Fit merch. Game Day Fit merch. We have Game Day Fit merch. Keep it moving to number 33. This is Jalen Hertz, our first real, real guest first sit down episode guest of New Heights history. This is Jalen on Jason's fast snaps. He has a very unique way of snapping the bow. He's a very nice way of saying every quarterback that I've ever played with. He's a good to you quick fast. It's up on you. Why is your stance, Olo? I'm like, I got to be in an athletic position. They won sports to catch the ball when it's coming. But I mean, because I remember my rookie when I came in, like I come in, I have a couple of plays here and throughout the game. I'm going in for the snack because I just

16:51wasn't ready like I wasn't in the position. You know what I'm saying? Some of them were bad snaps. But yeah, I ain't chipping, buddy. He do it thing. You know what I'm saying? He do it thing. I mean, really, I snap it fast. I snap it fast because I want my hand back. Yeah. I got stuff to do. You got to use this in that 1940 where you can't use those hands. You can do that all the way. Yeah. You know, my advantage of like my skill set is quickness, right? So I want to get up on the guy quick. I want to be able to get into proper leverage because I'm not going to out muscle nobody. So just snap fast. All right. I have no complaint. The plus side is you got more time to make it decision if it's in the right spot. Well, I try. Like I said, I try and put myself like if I have to squatter a little lower to catch it, to chop them by the way. He always asked me like, I was that snap. Or if something, if there's like an enemy in the backfield or something like that, he's like kind

17:53of like, I know he's he's thinking about it. He snapped the good. And I'm like, you good baby. I'll be looking at it. So yeah, this was our first sit down dedicated episode to one specific guest. And I'm honestly still like I was surprised the time that we got jailing. He had the time for it. He was the coolest man in the world like did not expect it was incredibly nervous going into this did not know. I just didn't know how it was going to go. Our guys interviewing for the first time. How was you know, Jaylin Hertz is officially one of the cool two of our men. He came in the room, dap their buddy up said, Hey, I'm Jay Hertz. And I said, I know. I'm I'm Brandon. He was just like, yeah, I go. Okay. Um Jaylin was the best. Uh, also means a lot that he was like our first he he uh, trusted that we wouldn't fuck it up. So yes, very happy that Jaylin. I'm very

18:53happy that Jason talked Jaylin to doing it. I'm very happy we didn't fuck it up. And again, Jay and so I was welcome back. Jake, how was it for you? You were there, right? Nope. Well, it wasn't there. Missed it. Oh, it sucks. Damn. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to hang out with Jaylin. It's like a wife should have been there should have been there. Well, there's literally I don't have like a comeback because it's not like I'm going to stuff without you. It's true. Got you. The first season I got you a few times. Anyways. All right. Moving on to number 32 on our list. Uh, real full circle moment from season three talking about, uh, or season two, the guy's talking about meeting royalties in the first time to actually having a royal on the show. This is Prince William. This is joining new heights. Our guest today is the six foot three prince from London, England. That's right. The president of the English football association, the vice royal patron of the Welsh rugby union, the Duke of Cambridge, the Duke of Cornwall,

19:54the Lord of the House, Prince of Great Stuart of Scotland, Earl of Chester and the Prince of Wheels. The president, please welcome his royal highness Prince William. That is quite an intro guys. Amazing. We had to do a big four. You had to do a big. So the behind the scenes tidbit I want to give for this clip is just, uh, we got like a company slack message that was like Brandon has been in touch with Kensington Palace. We will be recording an episode on Friday with Prince William and I texted Brandon on immediately on the side. I go, what the fuck? What do you mean? Who else do you think he talks to? What do you mean? You know, you know, you shut. Yeah. Uh, yeah. My sometimes I get absurd text messages that say, hey, do you mind if we share your number with Kensington Palace? And I go, yes, that's fine with me.

20:56Go ahead and then you get a text that's from an England number and you just roll with it. Should I be talking to the royal family? No, absolutely not. Nothing, nothing about that as normal or where I expected my life to go, but it's very funny. It is also very funny. When did we, this was part of that week where we did the live show on Monday. We were recording with Tom Brady on Wednesday. Wednesday. And that was supposed to be the end of the season, but I had to tell as a, hey guys, heads up. If you have time on Friday, I think we could get Prince William for a little bit of time and they said what the fuck are you talking about? And as I guess, Jake put it, I have been in touch with Kensington Palace. Um, so no, that is a bizarre absurd connection to have made. I still don't think it's real and look forward to many more of those. But by all means who share my number with whoever you want. It's out there now. Foreign dignitaries just foreign dignitaries welcome my lights to get some on the show.

21:56Please, we're going to be a little model you in by the end of our run here. Moving on to number 31, going from Prince Prince William, going to, going to English leadership to American leadership. This is Travis on our show addressing his time at the White House where he attempted to address my fellow Americans. What were you going to say when you went up to the podium while President Joe Biden was distracted. I distracted. It was the oldest trick in the book and Joe fell for it. It was what's over there? I mean, come on. Obviously the president at the podium, it's iconic, right? Sure, it's iconic and how he usually addresses the nation to my fellow Americans. That's all I wanted to say, dude. That's all you wanted to say. That's it. I just wanted to go up there. I shouldn't have started off with, I've always wanted to do this. If you would have started off with my fellow Americans,

22:58that would have been such a show stopper. I don't think they would have kicked you off. If somebody gets up to the podium, it says my fellow Americans, it's like a media like, all right, what's this dude about to say? Bad news that I was, yeah, Pat was on it. I was in over my head, man. This is probably an all-time moment in New Heights Slack history. Yes. This is probably a, like it was, you know, for those of you that you slack, it is one of those where you just see a name typing, you see the second name typing, then it goes, many people are typing. And it was everybody going, what the fuck did he just do? Just about to get shot. He's trying to go to jail. No, this is a great moment. And I love talking with him about it. And I do feel like we'd set him up for this by, I think we were daring him to find the treasure map in the White House because we're all, you know, big fans of. We had asked him his plans the week before, and he had said he was going to national treasure the White House. And somehow topped that by just, listen, you can't

23:59leave an open mic around him. You can't do it. If you leave a podium in a microphone, in he's nearby, he will address it. He will have a speech ready. All time Pat moment too. All time Pat moment. To be awareness level up. To pull him away. His mad and score should have gone way up, just on awareness alone of like, I got to get him out of there. He cannot. Good moment. No, one of those you had to be there to go. Oh, okay. I guess we got next week up. So figured out, I guess we know what we're talking about. Yeah. All right. Moving on to number 30 on our list. A seminal moment in new heights. I believe it's from New Heights. This is from the second or third episode ever. I think it's the third one. Yeah. And this is Jason and Travis talking about the ideal play to fourth and goal at the one the QB sneak grant. Game on the line. Fourth and one on the goal line. What player are you running? I'm running. There's only one right answer. Some type of roll out. There's only one correct answer. And that's

25:01because it is the highest percentage chance of getting one yard. And that's quarterback sneak. Quarterback sneak in it. It blows my mind. How many teams do not run a quarterback sneak with one goddamn yard? What the fuck are you doing? It's a 92% chance. There's not a play in the playbook that has a higher percentage chance of working than quarterback sneak. Listen, we had to get away from it because our quarterbacks kneecap was in the side of his leg. Okay. I was looking at it. I'm like, what the somebody come get. I mean, this is why our fans are the 92% this this this set off a this is like the, you know, that meme of like the little domino leading to the big one. This is the first domino that ends up with that play getting banned. Right. This is this is the moment that started with like probably that play getting banned somewhere down the future. It was though for those of you that were listening at the time, like this was a week where I believe there was two or three games that featured fourth and one from the goal or fourth and goal from the one and teams fucked it up.

26:08And it was just an offhanded thing. I was like, Hey guys, do you see like three teams fucked up more than fourth and goal from the one. And Jason goes, did I? And I'm like, oh, we got it. We'll go ahead and then, you know, from from this was born the just cubie sneak it. What are we doing? And he made up this stat on the fly that 92% of stat is made up on the fly. We fact checked it later as we do with everything. We fact checked it weeks later and he's fucking correct. And the season went on. It proved to be more correct. I was going to say it was the end end of the season. They finished exactly with 90% which is fucking crazy. But if Jason does this rant and he goes, it works 93% of the time. Our fans are the 90 three percenters, which does not, does not go off the way 92% stats. So incredible, incredible. Now this man, 30 maybe is too low for this one actually. If it comes merch, it's like we got to move it out. Anyway, see you. I think the rest of the list

27:09you could argue is seated to work. Listen, word and banger's territory only. These are these are, you will know all these by heart if you've been listening to the show. Moving on to number 29, from the live show in Los Angeles, this is Travis. Expanding his palette was mayor playing noises. Last time I was in LA. Jason and I went down the street and I was a very picky eater. And there was a bit that came out on New Heights not too long ago about how I liked airplane noises when I ate. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up actually. Like I was a child, a child getting fed food. So we have a fun clip for you. I feel like and we won't use this in the episode, but I feel like Taylor has definitely spanned it. I got to use it. We can fucking use it. It's nothing wrong with that. I feel like you grow up. He's more adventurous with food. Yeah, I'm a man when I'm around her and eat foods I haven't tried before. She does the little airplane noises. I like it. Well, what if it's an airplane and it's

28:20so near. It's landing. I'm free. Again, absurd absurd text that we received. I've never been bullied by two more famous people. And you know what? Happy for it. I'm glad we're happy. The brand. The branded moment is top 30. I'm not involved in this. I just, he says, that one's for you, Brandon. He did say that didn't he? That's funny. Yeah. Well, flip off the camera. I was actually, I don't give you your. It's a surprising video to receive someday. It's very funny. It's very funny. It doesn't happen without your joke when we were recording with Kylie. So nailed that joke. Nailed that joke. It does actually, you know what? It doesn't happen without Kylie. Yes. Yes. I'm more I'm more than bolded to talk shit when Kylie is there because I feel like I got cover. I feel like she'll cover for me. I feel like I like she'll help. And and once and for all Travis proved he's not a picky eater. He's not a picky eater. So the joke is dead. I mean, people I actually all tell this story. I got a lot of shit for that. People were like, how dare you

29:24speak to him that way? And I was like, my friend, like, you know, I know him, right? Like we talk shit to each other constantly. They're like, who do you think somebody was like, who do you think you are? Speak to him? And I was like, Oh, producer of the podcast. I don't know. Who am I? And I was very extensual, existential like 15 minute crisis for me. Very much like, yeah, who am I to speak Travis that way? Walk. No, but I do feel more bold and talk to talk spicy when when Kylie is there. Kylie will help. Kylie is my dog. She'll help me out. Moved on number 28. What of my favorite football stories that's ever been told on this podcast? Matthew Stafford talking about Aaron Donald. I'll just leave it there. Matthew Stafford talking about Aaron. I'll never forget. He's crazy in the weight room. Oh, I like the rock came in and worked out with him one time. And there's not quite you. Yeah, he's like, he's a maniac in the weight room, right? And I'll never forget this was

30:2521 or 22 maybe. Yeah, we had like a make a wish kid who had like a year before had been like, Hey, I want to my dream is to go like you with Aaron Noble for a day kind of thing. And thankfully, this kid at that point had kind of beaten the odds and had beaten the cancer that he had. I believe in like was really on the mend and it was really cool. Like he came in and you're like, Oh man, this guy's like doing good, right? High school kid, like bigger kid, like love to play football. And 80 was like, cool, come work out with me, right? And I'm like, I'm walking by. I'm like, what is about to go down? I look over and like, I'm over there doing like banded something. Like 30 minutes in and 80s just ripping curls out. And this and this next thing you know, this kid is puking in the trash can. Can you please like have a little coot the little understanding like you want to be A, D, we gotta be. I make a nail out of the open sky thank a god. Just I'm just relaxed on the bicep curls from he was like, how many do we do to we throw up you know?

31:30Unbelievable. I was like this guy. All right. So I was incredible. Stafford is all a fame level guest and player. We went into this one like there's a he tells a story in a different podcast about a guy he played high school football with Jake felt. If you have not seen that clip go watch it's very funny. He's a great storyteller. We went at this being like man we gotta we we want a moment we want to get a stow, we like we want to get a story from Stafford and when he said if you heard of the story of Aaron Donald and the make a wish kid everybody the room leaned forward that was where we went no we have not sir go ahead and God damn does it deliver Aaron Donald God bless you. When he said have some booth I have some coast it is the first and last guy to use the phrase cooth on the show we should we should is that a should we make a sure we have some cooth all right we'll wait oh I'm sorry one last story about this

32:32because social media brings the world all together the fucking kid who worked out with Aaron Donald saw the story and like it became a whole thing the NFL like like videos like him and like legally I need to check on this kid and he's doing great he's playing like played football I want to say I'm not even gonna name where he went because I don't remember but he's playing football in college and it all came full circle in a very happy way glad to hear the kids doing well because it was as they were telling this story the kid is not at all like how I pictured him when they were telling this no I got really concerned and had to look it up was like okay we we were finally that in I thought Aaron Donald was making like 110 pound kid pass out I had the same image I had the same image of like oh no like oh no this is fine it was fine it's a good story it's a good story we had cooth moving on the number 27 this is from season one

33:33this is I believe in episode we did in person with the guys by we I think also right there that's right you went there that's crazy should have been there this is the guys on signing babies what is the weirdest thing you guys have autographed I don't really have anything that weird I've been asked to sign a baby that's pretty weird kids coming to the hey can you sign my arm like I got to get parental consent but the parent was the one that actually asked me to sign their babies where did you sign the baby I didn't sign them I did not put Sharpie on a baby so you refused the baby if that baby would have went to the hospital I felt what would have gone to the house I don't know like it's hand lick its arm isn't Sharpie bad for skin you're a dad you should know these kind of things my babies have ingested lots of things way worse than sure the first baby to drop the pass fire on the ground and you got to pick it up put it in boiling water make sure it's completely sanitary before you put it back in the kids mouth you know what happens now with Elliott that thing could be under the couch living its life if she's crying I'm picking it up giving it the wipe off and it's going right in the mouth all right I'll sign a baby give me a

34:36baby I'll just entire time I'm thinking I'm doing the right thing now I'm gonna sign in that baby yeah you're yeah I mean people literally bought baby dolls to the link because yeah which is it incredible it's actually insane the amount of children fake children that we are asked to sign now like you go anywhere there's a baby or a fake baby ready with a with a Sharpie next to him we really didn't look into how bad Sharpies are for babies so oh let me know we should I'm assuming it's fine Jake Jake I was good they got they got to sign my kid you guys sign your kid what you know forehead oh am I signing the kid I'm we all sign when we we all sign your baby what are we doing yes arm stomach forehead for sure I think it's up to the signer well you I'm the baby will get the baby will figure it out no temple clip in the new height you know new heights universe all right so this next clip in number 26 might be our most viewed clip on YouTube of all time which is crazy given all the any of the sets gone out but

35:40this is I don't think her first appearance on the show but definitely one of the more memorable ones this is from season two when Jason's kids crash the party to say hi to Uncle Travis why did I say she could say hi what come on yes what's up girlie how you doing yeah how was Jim Nessix what are you wearing tell him the travel you're wearing a leotard oh very nicely said how about those pink shoes from the game that was fun huh yeah can Ellie say hi why yeah love you girl bye she's so adorable Ellie hi how you doing yes my little big you're making my day I really you're gonna go take a shower yeah nighty you want to show uncle Travis glasses she's styling movie star oh I love it probably up in a second we only got two head reads left all right let's make these

36:40head reads less as long as possible I got hit with a shoe just adorable no I mean we it I you know we we always talk about like the authenticity of the show and hey that's what it looks like when you're trying to podcast with with four children that is what it looks like sometimes they run through the background and you got I don't know bring them in what they got they got some takes what was the most over to cubies this season ask them I do think I mean like the guys have talked about historically how like prior to the show is tough for them to like you know fine time to talk to each other like during the season and now they have designated time every single week and like every single week there's truly moments in the show where it's just like we stopped doing the show and they just get to like have a conversation with their brother and we and it's also like oh yeah a bunch of other people are listening to hi there's eight of us do you mind if we use this on social media all right let's keep it moving oh man number 25 needs no introduction from the seasons three finale this is pretty man we

37:42watched the 1990s classic pretty woman yes sir what score do you think it gets on the feminism chart this is what there's so there were a lot of people saying this movie is very misogynistic happy honest I am not good at this topic I don't know I think the only way to gauge it is to flip the script I think we need to make pretty man pretty man we need to have a CEO billionaire woman he's so be so high class that she doesn't know where she's going she doesn't know how to drive a car basically you're you're living pretty man you are pretty man you're living your old Julia rappers straight now I'm wearing nothing but a tie when Taylor comes home oh my gosh that's funny

38:46oh man you can't be your man that's why we Julia rappers when I met Julia we we that's it felt like we were we're the same person so cool she spoke to me in this movie holy shit all right now so I'm just the NFL stripper it's it just a NFL hooker man I mean I'm the one who's stripping over at the ocean driving when the light bulb it's so it's the moment it clicks it clicks because I was like a half a tick behind him trying to type it in the doc but I he beat me to it he got there quicker of cool you're describing Travis yeah we're describing Travis I mean there's a incredible moment incredible moment I'm glad that they both got there no and he's officially pretty man now so officially officially legally legally all right

39:47coming in at number 24 we had I think like the original version of this list we had like 15 different clips from this episode because it is legitimately one of my favorites but we narrowed it down to just this one to make the final list because it was iconic and it was a great in-person episode this is Julian Edelman talking about Randy Moss it's Randy Tony just be bigger and faster than everybody and John I guess I'm like I just remember Randy I do he used to call me Edelnut Edelnut hey Edelnut give my hot tub about 103 and get my gate array that's what we used to have the metal tubs yes you have metal tubs and hot tub yes he never wanted to go on the regular hot tub yet to have his own shit with the look he had to have this it was like menthol rubbing alcohol in there and he go Edelnut go get my towel my gate array make that hot tub about 103 and I'm too it's one time what a lesson yes sir it's one time Randy it was

40:54like the day before Christmas and we had to work we had a game on Christmas or some and Randy was talking to his mom and I just walked by I was like hey a Randy Tom Mama Moss I said you know Merry Christmas he goes Edelnut when I'm talking to my mother fucking mom you shut the fuck up I literally went like this I looked it and I fucking just I walked away yeah I can't take I was so scared I was a rookie he's like don't you fucking talk to me I'm talking my mom Julian should do voiceover work like his impersonations of guys are just incredible yeah he did he did valicic on this one too is really good yep and and he and he did Tom at one point maybe grunk these are my favorite kind of stories these these are like when we were thinking of what to ask Edelman we were you know you kind of like do the game of like connecting him to other big name players and like I think the life of one off like oh shit he played with Randy mother the fuck was that like like and sometimes the easiest the best

41:57question is the easiest one of like what the fuck is Randy Moss like and he delivers and you go oh he's exactly how I hope you think and it shut the fuck up Edelnut has become a thing I like say how loud well and like you you still see like Julian Edelman will post a video and like in his comments are we people being like Edelnut Edelnut and it's like that's I don't know yeah I don't know if we cursed you with that or not but like I think it was Randy who's Randy yeah Randy God Randy's the best all right coming in at number 23 this is from season three we have been waiting a while to get this Ohio kid on the show and he delivered just a kid from a hacker and Lebron James Lebron James you seen this tweet from 2015 Lebron is 30 this fuck you on for much longer thank god yes I saw that tweet throughout all of my 30s that's too funny and I laughed at it so hard every second time put it up in the locker you just put it

43:00right there like yeah when it was funny when I turned 40 the same fuck guy say Lebron turned 40 so good so good look at that that's so good he's gonna be real upset with our turn 50 no doubt I mean he was insane to talk to Lebron I we knew of this tweet like there's a million Lebron memes right we had all of them on a page at one point we genuinely are like what if he fucking hates this tweet yes what if we're like hey have you heard of this tweet where they think you should not play basketball anymore and he's like man fuck you for bringing that out we're like oh sorry we were a little concerned he would not think it was funny but it turns out he's got a great sense of humor and he's very funny and it was I love the response we got from like NBA Twitter of like yes holy shit they asked him about the tweet I was like yeah I'm with you guys I always want

44:02to know what he thought of it he also knew the fuck the fucker can't go on after 40 or whatever yeah I mean yeah shadow Lebron Lebron knew it and the crazy I mean the crazy thing is is that it keeps becoming more and more relevant because he just keeps playing keep up the level every year keep updating that tweet this fucker can't continue for much longer is a great a great phrase wonderful phrase and I'm so happy that he found that as funny as we did coming in at number 22 all-time moment oh man this maybe should be higher also from the season three finale season three finale was a wild record I don't know what we were all on that day but we should probably get that back in our systems but that was a wild record it's honestly we're all high from talking about the big or maybe we were all juice stuff I haven't talked to the shaking bake and we all went nuts anyways this is Bambi move your there was a report I'm not saying it's true or not I have no idea whether it's on it's on ESPN there was a report out there that they were

45:03spending they were using the company card of the NFLPA on strip club visits and holding business meetings there and apparently you can't do that it's against company policy how do you feel about that Jason you think you should be able to all right here's the official thing all right this is from ESPN a solid establishment no few people there former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned after an outside investigator hired by the union so somebody within the union ratted him out man that's fucked up all right received documents this week showing he charged the union for two visits to strip clubs including a $738.82 car service that took him from the airport to one of the clubs that's an expensive car service right how much is a car service he got he was the god limousine the cars first stop was at a nearby Miami Gardens after the receipt shows only one other stop nearly eight hours later

46:07so why are you putting this on the company card what are we doing the employees Google the Miami Gardens as I just and discovered it was tootsies cabaret which I've not been but I have heard great things of that establishment it's a 76,000 square foot venue that builds itself as the world's largest strip club in quotes full nude number one rated I mean sounds like a good establishment I mean to be fair I've heard the I've heard the wings are good there like everyone loves the wings there during this year's NFLPA summit on February 21st how a company two union employees to the Magic City Ship Club for an outing that included $2,426 in charges including cash withdrawal is ranging from $200 to $525 from a club ATM sources and documents show they used to VIP rooms well I mean the VIP rooms is where you get me because listen this is the only thing I don't want to be used for business

47:08expense or not if it was being used in business was happening I don't see what the issue is I mean they're conducting business right what was the business I know NFLPA business I don't know what the play business is it right here the strip club outing was used for the expense report the purpose of the strip club outing player engagement event to support and grow our union I'm going to be honest there's not a lot of engagement that happens with the players union it's hard to get guys to go to meetings and get involved having a meeting at Tootsies might is not a bad idea to improve engagement yeah you're probably going to get more play going to the VIP room well that's where you lose you can get their attention well you can't have too much business if you're in a one-on-one VIP room it's a bold idea to create more engagement by Mr. Howell and it backfire you gotta use the reference which you said earlier what was that yeah the Apple piece of the strip club if they're it doesn't matter what you like

48:13I mean it you go to Apple Bees is the business expense you go to the strip club you get wings it's I don't see why it's much different I mean it's for all 21 here right but I then don't have a VIP room at the Apple Bees where you sit there for all by yourself this can't bode well for upcoming contract negotiations with the league it's funny that this is what then this is what the players pay for this is like yeah this he's using the NFL PAs money for these expenses and it's just it's hilarious that you know the madden checks go there yeah we pay our dues to the union and this is what it's being used for wings it's being used for wings I mean the VIP room I'm just saying it also player engagement you saw it right there on the report there was company morale is a big thing and including the PA needs to improve

49:14their morale there's not a lot of excitement when you talk about collective bargaining agreements so you you I don't know yeah I mean you have some wings they might not have even known tootsies with a strip club maybe they thought they were going to a restaurant I don't know what they who knows what they knew I mean they knew when they walked in they knew they knew before they walked yeah it's not good it's not good if they actually word if they actually got worked on so focused I mean what if they had like laptops out and like we're like crunching numbers I mean the fucking table they were crunching numbers and in between the numbers they were going over to the ATM excuse we could you put this up on the display bambi if you could please move to the side I just want to show that guaranteed contracts is a potential for the future of the NFL bambi lower

50:15lower lower bambi lower lower all right you can see right here from my graph that if we just hold out for two to three weeks that's X amount of money that the NFL is going to incur an expense bambi move your text I'm trying to show my graph haha is that where if I got too far if I got too far with this oh gosh haha with somebody please give bambi to you know there's my good or off the stage and show my graph I don't know what's going on in that building

51:17it's so ridiculous oh it's pretty absurd it's not good the thing about this moment the behind the scene story here we hopped on the record I believe Jason said hey there's not a lot of football in the show and we said well it's fucking June and then somebody chimed in with what you just did you see that story about the NFL VA and the strippers and he goes oh boy did I well actually I think it's about about time he got to the phrase good idea I'd hit the record button was like okay we get this is a whole that Jason repeat everything you said to me please um god damn it bambi just think he could not have picked a better name for the hypothetical stripper at to this I gotta see my chart bambi move your text incredible yeah in incredible shout out Lloyd how shout out Pablo Tore for the excellent reporting actually that was some Pablo Tore wasn't it yeah that let us say that yeah

52:19very cool and then our so I'm big fan of Pablo's podcast our clip then made it into a future episode of Pablo and I was like that's we're big J journalist now that's very cool we broke news we broke news that NFL players would actually prefer NFL PA meetings to be a show clips all right coming in at 21 uh maybe one of the best stories ever told in the show man we knew we knew we wanted to get this teammate on for a long time we got him on in season two and I mean I'll let him tee it up but the way Travis tees up this clip is just so perfect this is Chris Jones talking about the combine are we out here if we're sticking to it it's the uh combine it's a combine man you have one of the most electric combine moments I think uh is ever ever uh gone on national television man yeah let's just talk about yeah yeah let's talk about it

53:20big one I got 40 art dance I'm gonna do bro I was I was so big oh big different from everyone everybody was wearing the f***ing long tites I was like you know what I'm not going out there and copy and everybody I'm gonna wear the short tites I didn't realize it was bobsers bro I didn't realize it was bobsers bro I just did good they're just like putting the trains when you stand in the comments like these the rooms are like little train cabins that I can barely see so I'm just grabbing them I'm like I'm gonna put these on my running knees looking get out there everybody is looking crazy yeah I'm like let's do it oh my gosh well it made you faster man they made you so fast you should go for your feet oh my gosh it's over that third leg again this was another moment like the LeBron thing I was like we have to ask him but I don't know I don't know the appropriate way to ask him man when your junk fell out of the combine what was

54:25that like but like in my head I'm like that's kind of how I want to ask him but I don't I don't I don't know if that's professional christians incredible storyteller incredible storyteller incredible storyteller incredible voice like christians boys telling this story telling that story is we need christians like narrate children's books yeah christians all-timer I'm so glad that this was a moment he was willing to talk about and that it was as funny to everybody as it was to those of us that do remember what had happened um yes keep them moving to oh god number number 20 man this is a guess that maybe on my mount russian or people I've ever been in the room with this is bill murry talking about roadhouse we recently reviewed roadhouse the original patchy swazy film yes there is a legend out there that um you used to call the husband of kelly lynch uh who plays dr play anytime uh a particular scene came on with patchy swazy on the television but is this rumor true one of the hardest things ever

55:35how to do was to call a friend and and and at a late hour I mean very very and not without some talk is some back and forth should I shouldn't I should I shouldn't and as a friend you can't do it I did not I did not identify myself but I just say hey as a friend I think she'd probably turn on tv s right now oh because um at son of a bitch pat swazy slam it to your wife

56:36oh my god swazy swazy may rest in peace to a lot of wonderful things uh beloved guy but that was wrong what he did oh dude that's why you're the legend oh that's so good that's right thank you for this gold man nah this is wrong oh are we done now I've told you this we know it's heard it I bill Murray genuinely is a person that I was terrified of being the member because I just am like that's that's bill Murray like I don't if this guy doesn't like me it will break me as a person if he does not think I'm like cool or important like I will I will shatter and have to go do some of my life he did

57:37suggest I get fired though he did uh he I also my I mean we were out at a whoopee for this which was very cool shout out to him uh didn't get to play got to look but not touch he walked in the room and we were it was immediately like there was a presence in the room I introduced myself to bill and then I get you know we've mentioned Greg throughout these episodes shout out to Greg Greg Greg being the man that he is was trying to make sure that bill met all the people and was like oh bill this is jake he works on the show and I just introduced myself doing like five minutes earlier and he goes oh jake we go way back I was like fuck yeah that's so awesome he's he's he's every he's getting to like work and I he's putting work in quotes here getting to work with Bill Murray is like one of those like it's a thing I'll remember forever because you know that's fucking that stripes that's ghost busters that's Sarah alive that's like that's I bill like me

58:38he was cool bill was cool and icon very and like absolute icon and and we we had heard the Roadhouse story before and knew that it was something he's talked about but I mean but him telling him telling me crushed it crushed it crushed it perfect all right moving on we're inside the top 20 now speaking like cons I got going at number 19 this is Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro talking about their stage names I grew up watching Michael Vick and it was just like a holy shit moment for me that I'm actually playing football with this guy when you guys first got going like were there any holy shit I'm on set with X or I'm doing a movie here or I'm a part of something like what were your guys kind of holy shit moments for acting like holy shit in a positive way or like a holy shit whatever you know I'm gonna be there yeah I'm gonna be there yeah I'm gonna be I probably had more negative ones than I had positive ones I remember auditioning when I was very young I was like a child actor my my step brother was an actor and there were these

59:42acting agents that that would line you up like cattle and they just go and I was a break dance right break dance for like money on the street sometimes I'd like the step here let's go let's go yes yes no and they look at me no and then yes yes yes and they all got agents and I remember saying my dad this is horrible this is I went back and they did it again yes yes no no and I just remembered my dad sings you know someday you're gonna have your time son just keep at it keep at it and then you know I got to do oh and then another thing it was funny I first got my these aren't holy shit I'm just thinking about my whole this is great this is holy shit to me I just holy shit for those ages those ages and how the fuck we don't get it yeah and then they gave me my free remember your first photos that you already had shots yeah and they said your name is too I finally got an agent they said your name is too ethnic I go what do you mean it's Leonardo DiCaprio they go no too ethnic they're never gonna hire your new name is Lenny Williams

1:00:43I said what is what is Lenny this 12th I said what is Lenny Williams we took your middle name and we made it your now you're Lenny and my dad saw his photo ripped it up and he said over my dead man these are really are Benny Dell Benny Dell oh my gosh Benny Dell Lenny Williams Benny Dell let's go this podcast would not be the same with Lenny Williams at Benny Dell that WWE intro would not sound the same imagine being the idiot who told Leonardo DiCaprio he needed to change his name to be successful in Hollywood Lenny Williams is such a weird to like sounds like a 1970s like pitcher Lenny Williams doesn't have an Oscar I'll say I don't Oscar Leo should have a few more you might opinion both you know man I don't even know like where to talk about the behind the scenes of this because like they you know you don't know what to expect when you were talking to two people that you sort of know you know like Leonardo DiCaprio has been

1:01:48famous since I was like 10 years old like it's it's very bizarre to then be like hey are your headphones working like it is I don't like fifth grade me would not believe that me and Titanic are hanging out right now like it would it's you know it sounds like a lie and I think we can head Benicio Datoro to like the list of cool people we've ever talked in for sure chill the chillest man alive Benicio Datoro keep moving number 18 man season one finale lot and the season one finale happened big episode for us as people this is Jason telling the greatest training camp joke he's ever heard you guys do anything rookie was we've never been big hazing biggest thing that we do that we started doing with Doug was like a rookie singing portion it's turned into just singing though these be a talent show you could do whatever you want and that's what it was when Doug was first there and we had a full back who did the best Joe I had ever heard when Doug Peterson was a coach he gets up there in the middle of the team meeting and he's like all right there's these three guys

1:02:49and they're sitting around a table the first guy comes up thinking to himself is you know what I'm pretty fast I think I'm so fast I think I'm the fastest man in the world so it goes out they time them in the 40 yard dash and he sends his time in to the Guinness Book of World Records second guy says you know what I'm tall I'm so tall I think I'm the tallest man in the world so they get the measuring table up they measure them they take a picture and they send it off to the Guinness Book of World Records the third guy says you know what I got a small it's so small I think it might be the smallest in the world they take out a ruler measure it take a picture send off to the Guinness Book of World Records they're sitting around a few weeks later and the results come back the first guy opens the letter is excited I did it I'm the fastest man in the world second guy rips open the letter I did it I'm the tallest man in the world third guy getting excited opens his letter and he says who the f*** is Doug Peterson I vividly remember people were slacking during this moment like where's Jason going with this and I knew where the punch line is like general punch line I knew where

1:03:50it was going and I was like just let him go he's cooking right now yes I had heard this I had heard version of this joke before and there was some nervous energy around like wait what is he gonna say here and can we air it and I was like no no this is like a this is like an old school joke I know this I've heard this and then I will give Jason absolute credit the delivery of this is perfect that was the perfect cadence rhythm delivery of that punch line uh maybe one of our most popular clips maybe up there for sure incredible in I will say I think the part that gets lost for a lot of people is when Jason tags it with I don't think we caught him anyways that's Travis goes is that guy okay make the theme just oh no I think we caught him haha I love who forget that's like the tag of that of that story is that guy you need to make the theme I don't know I I legitimately don't know if we include that in the social clip but a lot of people pointed out that Jason started with we used to have a full back and it's like yeah

1:04:53yeah you said yeah you too oh man all right moving on number 17 uh this is kind of the culmination of iconic moments on the show but we had already heard one side of this story but uh we needed to get the other side on our show so coming to number 17 this is Taylor talking about her first impression of meeting Jason I always remember meeting you for the first time Jason what was that first impression like did you know I was told to be on my best behavior I didn't know what you were told but I did know that one of the first things I saw was like you say to Kylie I was just shot gunning beers with the bills mafia and I really want to go through one of the fire tables yep yep I want to jump through it I want to jump onto the flaming table and she goes okay can we not do that right now yeah yeah yeah yeah and since then I've heard her say that exactly two year four year old

1:06:00about like mommy I want to throw this pudding on the wall wouldn't that be fun can we not do it right now that's a common phrase and then I swear to god Jason you flew through the window at light speed I've never seen someone so big move so fast and all of a sudden like you're out there in the snow you're handing me children through the window trying to that was not my best moment it was I think it actually was she's like Taylor I was like you want to see Taylor I got you let's go whose kid is that Jason don't know do you know where this kid came from I think it was your best moment and I think I'm very lucky to have gotten to see it this whole series of events that led to us getting to ask these questions is bizarre but we will we will talk about this moment more in a later clip but man who's child is that

1:07:03sorry this is just turning us into laughing about stuff we've already laughed at but you enjoy the ride you guys can enjoy the ride number 16 we are almost at the end of this little count down here number 16 from our season one live show in Kansas City Jason paying off the Super Bowl bet Travis and I made a little bit just a little one just a little one during the playoffs we got a clip this video you're about to see he's got a clip and it was made before our recording before the national the NFC championship game and the FC championship game let's play right now hey this is a special video that we're doing this is before the conference championship week Travis and I are going to make a bet we talked about it last week we talked about doing the big Yeti into the chest to that one of our fans at a great national twitter that you guys should obviously make the bet whoever makes it further in the playoffs the bet is whoever makes it longer in the playoffs the other person has to shave his chest which obviously if we each win this next game I want to switch this

1:08:04bet because I don't think it's as fun if you get big Yeti it is shaved in your chest I think it's better hear me out on this if you end up winning the bet I'll shave big Big Yeti in my chest but if I end up winning and I go further you have to shave both your beard and your hair and let me sign your fucking forehead like a baby you have to turn it to a baby and I sign your forehead I will shave my hair but I'm not shaving my beard dude beard and hair I don't want to shave my beard because I don't like doing my face looks and I'm going to keep my beard his face signing not enough having sharp me on my face with your signature on it is not enough no it's not enough it will make you better if I say your shirtless with your signature girls my chest and a diaper on all right you feel the diaper on it's even fair game but I'm a bearded baby I was so calm bearded baby I signed the bearded

1:09:07baby the bet is in shake on it shake on it ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you the first ever bearded baby diaper diaper diaper diaper diaper come on ladies and gentlemen let's hear it I'm about to get punched in the face right now this is the first time I've ever signed a baby ever in my life screw all yes okay so this was incredible for several reasons go ahead one is that

1:10:09there was no like no one needed to do this like we recorded this but we had we had never published that there was a bet no one was like calling on Jason to do it yes like I got to do it and then I just vividly remember being backstage at the live show and walking into a room and seeing bald Jason in a diaper before he had put on any of Travis's clothes and I was like when he reveals this people are going to lose their eye minds we hadn't done any huge like I guess we'd never done a live show before we'd never really done like a big stuntie thing yet on the show and when he's like oh no like I said it I have to do it I'm gonna shave him have put on a diaper again to Jake's point I was like you don't have to we really don't like you don't have to do that and he goes oh no oh no I have to and then it's listen he's full send all the time

1:11:11he commits to the bit and the crowd screaming as he does it is incredible the fact that it's just I mean it's wildly does season one we had Jason Kelsey in a diaper with a shaved head and it's like all right what do you guys want to do next year and I'm like I don't fucking know like I cannot imagine what is next after that crazy anyways I will say it was also very funny seeing all the guests who maybe didn't know like comment on Jason's outfit because he borrowed all of Travis's clothes we all knew those are Travis's clothes when he walked out we knew what those yes but he's not on a match he was rocking like the bucket hat and people were like nice bucket and I was like the bucket had me when I first saw and I was like oh no no I get what he's doing I understand only you know all right coming in at number 15 again this was like seminal moment from the show this is from season one and this is Travis talking about the durwin James durwin James man who he's an absolute beast on the defensive side I got a lot of

1:12:14respect for him both in the past coverage and just absolutely throwing his weight around man a lot of safeties are out here throwing their weight around but he's he's one of the bigger guys that can actually lay the lay the woodman how did it feel when durwin James absolutely I mean power bombed the f*** out of our national television well it's not my first time getting power bombed but yeah no I turned I made a cut back and then all of a sudden he is on me like lightning I mean he he surprised this s*** out of me lower man always wins and football when I felt him wrap his arms around my legs I'm chuckling in my mind I'm like this is not about to end well for me right now I'm going up what goes up must come down so the thing about this clip is that the episode before this aired Travis like heaped a bunch of praise on durwin James and we had put that clip out you know the show was just getting started I think this was episode two or three when Travis said

1:13:16the nice things about durwin and then the hit happened and I saw the numbers on that clip go from like a couple hundred thousand views to like millions of views because everyone was like he said this nice thing and now he just got like absolutely buried into the earth and then here is Travis talk about Jesus Jesus James gonna hear this cut no I think it's funny leave it he got absolutely f***ing destroyed out there he got power bombed a f***ing no this was this was a moment where you know you're still doing self-conscious about this brand no I think we leave it in I believe we live and I was talking about it's funny this is a moment where we were still trying to figure out our kind of find our footing with the show and find our audience and who was who was watching and like it just absolutely could not have been a more horseshoe in the ass moment that like we set up this thing that almost feels fake when you when you call it back and then I remember

1:14:21after we put out the episode where we talk about I remember it was the first time I remember a lot of our clips were being taken and put on like the news yeah and I remember people texting for their time being like hey is this is that thing you're working on are you did you do this I'm like yet well I'm not I'm not durwin or Travis but yes I did do this yeah I don't know I don't know if this clip in particular is in everyone's top 15 favorite clips of all time probably not but it's a huge like it is a cornerstone of like what brought the show to the mat like more people I was gonna say I would say it's probably not a top 15 clip but I would venture that a significant portion of our audience found our show initially because of this one I think a lot people said wait the Kelsey brothers doing a podcast the Kelsey was in a podcast where and then I think a lot of people found the show because so I mean in essence thank you German James yeah shout out German James we got a German from the show I want him to tackle you now that's deserved but I'm rounding it out here number 14 season four from the episode that featured the review

1:15:30the life of a show girl a reactions to life of a show girl this is Jason and his Japanese maple wood great great soundtrack how do you feel about wood let's ask this how do you feel about wood it's a great song it's a great song do you feel like that what do you feel trying to think of the word hmm do you feel that confident do you feel cocky do you feel cocky about the real song wood no no the any song that you know she represents this man that's not just any song it's very like this is a very specific you I love that girl so what do you mean any song that she would reference me in any well it's not just you know it's it's an appendage it's not just you as a what's a very specific thing I think you're not understanding the song Jesus Christ Travis come on no way

1:16:37redwood tree ain't hard to see my thought redwood was a little bit you know that was that's a generous word I think I think if somebody wrote a song about me it'd be like Japanese maple some times can see Japanese uh that song's great though the freaking uh the beat to that song is fantastic and that's right up my alley so well done I think it's a great song there's definitely a lot for Jason to comment on and I'm here for it can't wait for the teasing to begin teasing can I already get that out what what I tease about his maple this maple tree the Japanese maple baby I have more of an ornamental tree cock my cock is more of an ornamental bush there are times where this is an incredibly easy job to have

1:17:39one of them is putting in this rundown Jason what tree are you and watching magic happen that is you don't have to be smart to do this job folks you just have to go what's the funniest thing I gave this man to do and boy did he put the ball in the tea let the very talented funny man's swing at it it's I mean all time and it led to uh everybody sending us photos Japanese maple and led to us uh of people every time there was a there was a Lego set of a Japanese Lego set I've been tagged in that a thousand times someone brought a Japanese maple to our live show they brought a lot of maple to the to the live show yes I mean I so stupid hey Brandon what's the stupid it's the funniest tree to pick too it's the funniest tree to pick it's the funniest tree I don't like when you go it's a Japanese I don't even know what that means I am laughing at it though for some reason it's like complicated enough and specific enough that you

1:18:41go I go exactly what that means but also your brand does not know like we literally changed our like social headers too because we did we did we did I think I think we're like the joke is done well it's not done you can still bring us Japanese maple time time yeah um I also like when we and we make uh I like when Jason does something on on our show that Kylie has to address that's a very funny yes oh when she heard her bio damn it's a fan of Japanese maple so it's like oh it's a family affair I just know that as soon as we put those clips out the episode heirs I can tell that her phone probably erupted with like did you see what and it's mother fucker anyways that has been this episode of the 92 clips countdown thank you guys for listening we will be back with the top 13 clips of all time in the next installment of this in the series if you are enjoying it please like subscribe leave a comment uh follow the show and all social media platforms new heights show with one s subscribe to the youtube page leave us a voicemail male something to us we've got a

1:19:44PO box jake what else we say at the end of these things I wonder what's gonna be number one you don't know new episodes of new heights for your actual hosts will be back on September or jake second there we go season five nine two nine two season five way back please tune in just we'll be here what I didn't even realize we're airing on 92% or say wow look at that we just walk into great ideas we did that on purpose we sure you guys on 92% or say 92 you guys on 92% for season five wow bye