Skip to content
TrackPodcasts
comedySep 2, 20265:33

#CringeLifeCrisis

About this episode

What are the cringiest life crises that you have witnessed? We got a lot of anonymous texts on this Hashtag Tag!

Get every episode summarized

Each time Adam and Allison Podcast publishes, we email you a written briefing from the transcript — the topics, who appeared, and any specific claims, with the ad reads skipped.

Email me new episodes

Free for 3 shows. No card needed.

Hosts & guests

Transcript ready

83 searchable segments. Every word is indexed and playable.

#CringeLifeCrisis

Adam and Allison Podcast

0:00
5:33

Full transcript

Adam and Allison Podcast#CringeLifeCrisis. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

hashtag tag today 60199.51017. Think of this as like radio reddit where we throw something out and uh... when it like the hashtag today is hashtag cringe life crisis so what did you witness somebody do in uh... the midlife crisis kind of way or a quarter life crisis that was just a little cringey like uh... this one said my uncle in the early nineties he was a very large man both vertically and horizontally he swapped his sensible family car for sports many he could just about fit into and started wearing pink and purple shell suit with white trainers good for him live in his back hashtag and you like that have you ever seen this before allison what is an example that you might have my college roommate as soon as our sophomore year happened of college her parents called her like a week in and they were like so one your mom and i are getting a divorce to you're being cut off financially and you need to like figure out how you're

gonna pay for the rest of college and three were actually like cutting off all three of our kids like we're just gonna go live our lives as if this never happens what's yeah like they just wanted to control all delete the whole family hashtag cringe life crisis this text says please keep me anonymous today more like a quarter life crisis but i've seen multiple women freak out after getting married sabotage their marriage and cheat on their husbands or i've seen people go blow their savings on a vehicle they don't even know how to drive a time oh wow that's a good one with these potholes to what are you doing buying a car you can't afford like you're going to damage it come on 6-0-1 9-9-5-1017 let's get a couple more in round one Whitney says i've witnessed it personally a few times including a guy now in his 80s who is trying to get something going again with much younger women go to a therapist dude for real

hashtag cringe life crisis this one from Jenna says a neighbor divorced his wife and the mother of his kids after 30 years then took out a huge loan to buy a muscle car close the car door on his fingers and had a full blown heart oh my gosh cringe life crisis alright what else you got for cringe life crisis or maybe it was you and you just want to call yourself out yes oh my gosh Brian says i knew a guy who built a skateboard and went out to a skate park doing slides and stuff that he broke his wrist hashtag cringe life crisis not good 6-0-1 9-9-5-1017 um haha i know a guy that divorced his wife married a woman 15 years younger bought a plane before he was even a pilot which took him like five years to get his license and he glots on Facebook like a total toolback hashtag cringe life crisis that's awesome yeah that absolutely comes to the territory this one kind of

similar it says my uncle left his stable corporate job spent his savings on crypto and started a mindset and finance podcast in his garage he has like 12 listeners but he talks and dresses like Patrick Baytman hashtag cringe life crisis all one of my best friends dad i think went through a bit of a midlife crisis a few years back yeah he retired and he really got into playing music so nah and he's actually really good my friends dad is really a good singer but he also like turned into a hippie like he's got long hair wears tie-dye shirts all the time like it's kind of fun hashtag cringe life crisis so i'm picturing like he went from like the guy who wears like business casual to work has like a clean haircut to now he's got like long shaggy hair yes like crazy baggy clothes and it's just playing music and like i just go with the flow man you're a hundred percent like you're describing it to it's hashtag cringe life crisis what else we got Allison i love this one it says a guy used to work

with enrolled in a part-time master's degree course he then joined the university skydiving club he'd never skydived his life mainly so he could go out drinking with younger students you and try to get with the 18-year-old girls also you then he dropped out and his master's course stayed in the skydiving club and was almost every night with students hashtag cringe life crisis and one more that i don't even think is that big of a deal but somebody thinks it's cringey it says my husband started baking sourdough bread every day thank god that's over hashtag cringe life crisis what's the matter with having delicious fresh baked sourdough bread every day nothing wrong with it but like i have a feeling he probably wasn't cleaning up after himself and sourdough can be like the process of making it he's making the bread and then his wife cleans up the bread yeah but she did not sign up to clean up she did not sign up for this did she eat any of the sourdough it doesn't matter he's the one who she could have gone to the store

and bought some perfectly good sourdough that one requires euro clean up yeah that now his hobby is making her have to work even more i would call that a cringe life crisis too that that sourdough bought in the store was not made with love was made with machinery her husband was made with love

More episodes

More from Adam and Allison Podcast

View all episodes →