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What's up, everybody?

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I'm Chrissy D. That's Yanni P.

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It was a fun one.

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It was a fun one.

It went off the rails.

Usually we do the main episode first.

And then we do the Patreon.

But sometimes like we said, I'll repeat it again.

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The Patreon chooses us.

What it is.

Now, because I just want to tell you that.

Tell me something.

You look kind of beefy today.

You like that?

You look beefy because you're looking more and more like a bear.

Does that make you go peeing?

Do you get to tingle?

Are you ready to pounce?

Because as we coin myself on the Patreon, I like to tingle.

I am tingle bell.

You are tingle bell.

Yeah.

And you are the tingle later.

Yeah, I'm Chris Tingle.

You're Chris Tingle.

Yeah.

You are a kid who likes to chase the tingle.

Yeah.

You're a kid who likes to chase the action.

You're a kid who's built for capitalism.

Pat, can you imagine Christ the Stefano living in communism?

Goats, you'd have to be on so many ending depressions

because you're not, you can't strive, you can't achieve.

No, you can't bug chase.

No, I can't bug chase.

Now, this guy go back, go up to his Instagram name.

Barefoot Hunter 5 is a guy that I've found that I yawning likes big.

This guy likes to just twinkle his toes.

And I sent it to yawning because stuff like this gives yawning that tingle.

Now, this is the opposite of what gives me the tingle.

Yeah.

And it is very funny.

It amuses me that there are guys.

In the chat right here going delisioso.

Yes, daddy, fire.

So there are guys who do like a guy's foot.

Yes.

And one of the Instagram names liking the post is Peter Poppins.

Do you know what the, it's so funny because the,

it's the op, like it's still a foot.

Right.

But it's somehow it's the opposite.

Right.

It's like it's weird because a woman's foot and a man's foot is still a foot.

Right.

But as far as attractive this goes, it is the opposite.

It's like pizza and shit.

Yeah, yeah, you don't, yeah, it's the opposite.

Go back, go, can you go back?

There's a couple of ones because I've perused.

I've commented on this guy's stuff before.

Go down a little bit.

Yeah, this makes you laugh big, right?

This makes me laugh big, big, big, big, big.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go to this one.

Go down a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one, yeah, that one.

That one makes me laugh big.

Yeah, and it's just, you look at these pictures

and it's just people putting fire emojis and hearts

and splash sites and they really, really, really like bear

foot hunter five.

Yeah.

So this is what if you ever wanted to know,

here's the thing, everyone thinks, everyone projects

and everyone thinks that they think just like them.

Right.

If you ever need to update your software and your brain

to the fact that everyone is different

and you can't control other people

and you just have to let people be free,

go to bear foot hunter.

Five.

Five.

And you'll see some people have different brains.

Everyone gets a tingle from something different.

We're not all chasing the same tingle and think

how we were because nobody would get,

it would be an overflow of demand for the single tingle.

And I'm happy that he's sharing this planet

with other people who think opposite.

Like, you know, he, we have him who we love very much

and then we also have the Iranian Republican guard.

We got that and that's just two.

That's like oil and water.

Like they're just not going to mix.

No, and that's okay.

I want him to have a place here and I, you know,

we don't follow him from the history of Iran's account

but I do follow him from Christy comedy.

When you think about it, yeah, I mean, it's like the world

is like a jail, you look at jail, right?

It's yes, not everyone hangs out

but they accept each other on the yard

but they all got their different gangs.

The world, you got your Ayatollah

and your Shia Muslims over here.

And then you go over to America

and you got a nice gay bear foot community over here.

Yeah, like go down a little bit

and what I will say is this man's very healthy.

If you look because go down, keep going down,

keep going down.

There's one where, yeah, so we got a couple of these.

Couple of these you might notice some familiar faces.

Yeah, go to this one.

See all the way to the left third row

where he's going to wiggle them.

See, yeah, go to that one.

See, he's got really good foot dexterity.

You see how he can really like wiggle his toes

and move them, see, like I can't do that.

You see, like if you ask me to wiggle my toes,

see, I can't, I can't wiggle them.

So this is not what he wants.

No, cause see, like if you ask me to spread my toes,

I go spread your toes.

You're coming to spread my toes.

Spread your toes.

Yeah, they don't work.

I can't spread them out.

I can't control them.

You, you're going to have to go spread your toes.

Yeah, you can't do, they won't open up.

You're going to need multiple surgeries on those feet.

Dude, my, look, look, so this is me,

I'm holding my foot.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I want to push something out right now.

Yeah, I cannot see his toes from the sangle.

From the sangle, I can only see the big toe

and I'm not making it up.

I can't see the other toes.

Yeah, cause they're blocked.

They're blocked.

Yeah, they're behind the big toe.

And you see what happens with my foot here is,

cause right now I'm holding it up and this is painful.

So my natural is just this, it just flops.

Yeah.

The funny thing about your feet,

cause as soon as it flexes my toes.

Flex your toes.

You know what the funny thing is,

if you left the footprint,

I would know you were the murderer

cause there would be no toe prints.

No toe prints.

Cause your toes don't actually touch the ground.

No, can't you touch the, can you push them forward?

What?

Push the other toes forward.

I can't, I could just move the big toe.

And then the one, see I can only move this one

cause it's connected, but the rest of them don't move.

I can't see your other toe.

The rest of them don't move.

Yeah, I can't see it.

Yeah, cause it's bad, right?

Yeah.

Yes, somebody.

At the bottom of my feet, yellow,

my kids tell me the bottom of my feet

looks like I dipped in a macaroni and cheese powder.

No, but you have a big bump on the side there.

Right, because that's that.

That's like an Achilles heel, like a corn, like a,

it's some, it's some type of, um,

it's on the bone.

It's like extra calcium build up from just getting beat up.

And this, the, I think about these puppies have been

smushed into high heels multiple times.

That's the thing.

It looks like they were shaped in a heel.

It looks like your toes never got the message.

It was more room in the shoe.

Yeah, and you know what's unfortunate?

Cause is my beautiful baby daughter has my feet,

which she came out of the room, violet.

She came out of the room with the toes like this.

And Jasmine was the first thing Jasmine looked at.

Cause Jasmine's got, Jasmine's a beautiful, beautiful girl.

10 out of 10, but her feet look like Princess Fiona from Shrek.

She's got some bad ones.

She's got some flat, flat feet.

She's got doubled up.

A lot of times it looks like she's just wearing stubs

or feet look melted into the floor.

So combined, you know, combined, you know,

Jasmine's beautiful, but unfortunately she's got her

pop's feet.

Right, right.

So that's, you know, and so, but my daughter, you know,

it's what it is.

It's better than getting your pop's face.

Cause sometimes you look at a girl and you go,

she got her dad's, it's got her dad's face.

She's got her dad's face, unfortunately.

Yeah, it's what it is.

So it's better to just have the feet.

Yeah, I mean, the guy Fabio 1250 wrote speechless

in loop from half an hour, two of my fetishes together,

leather shoes and wrinkled feet.

That's what he likes.

And he wrote speechless SPACH like a peach.

I will say this about the guy's feet.

He does like the feet are symmetrical.

Yeah, he's got great feet and he's,

the only thing is though if he's wearing those,

but no socks, it's gonna have fumes.

He's definitely, well, it's a guy's foot.

So I can't believe any guy would want to put that

in the mouth or any guy would want to.

His partner, he puts his feet in his mouth big.

Yeah, so it just shows you everyone's,

we got different brains.

Right.

With the same speech, he's different brains.

There's no species on the planet,

interspecies that has as much variation as we do.

Right.

You don't go to a tiger and one goes,

you know, I like male tigers feet

and I like women's tigers feet.

Right.

It's just, they're pretty much tigers.

They're just tigers and it's what it is.

And these guys, and these are bears.

Yes, these are bears and cubs.

Yeah, yeah, this guy's the best.

Just what it is.

Yeah.

There's some older gentleman though.

Very handsome older gentleman.

Yeah, very good, very good put together.

A lot more in shape than his boyfriend

who has ant-eater tits right there.

Right, yes.

But look at this.

Right.

This is just, this is just for some people

but not for me.

Right.

See, I'm into it.

I'm okay with this.

You like to look at it?

Yeah, and the Seattle dad is the other guy.

All right, good.

Good for these boys.

This is called bear beard brushing.

Yeah, listen, there's a place for everybody.

Nick, don't you feel,

how do you feel with this, Nick?

You guys are fucking gay.

Now, you, does this calm you down watching?

Coms me down.

Yeah.

Coms me down.

And you know what actually really has

but calming me down is petting my dog.

Coms it down.

That's what it does.

I've been picking her up like a baby.

Do you ever do that?

You pick her up like a baby and holder?

My guys, my, both my dogs are way too big to pick.

They won't let her.

Yeah, they're just too big to hold now.

My dog is 70 pounds and my other one's like 67 pounds.

They're just big dogs.

Big dogs.

Can't pick them up.

My daughters are getting so big.

It makes me feel weak now.

It's tough to pick them up.

Yeah, just go to the gym.

Yeah, my wife picks them up easier.

Yeah, your wife's been better shaped

than you were at the wedding with her.

Yeah, she's my wife.

I don't know.

Women can put them on the hip a little better.

No, you know what it is to have like a hip thing.

The hip thing and also to even with me,

I'm joking.

My, Jasmine will still pick up my 10 year old at times.

She just does it and also kids just want to be

with their moms.

They don't really want to be with their dads.

Yeah, they don't want to be with their dads.

Well, you thought I put my kids on my shoulders a lot.

You do shoulders?

You showed us a lot.

I showed us a lot and then we play a game called

Control Your Head where she just moves my head like that

and then we follow the direction.

Or horsey.

You go around with them on the back, horsey,

or if you're doing a workout and you incorporate them,

you use them as the weights.

You could do that.

When you're working out now with guys like us

when you got little kids, you're working out for your kids.

There were times when my daughters were younger

like, oh, let me go into the gym, but they wanted to play.

But now I don't do that.

I'm like, if they want to play, I'm like,

this is the work.

You're working out so you can play with your kids.

Let me ask you this.

When I do this with her up and down,

could that have been when I pulled it?

Well, that could have been when you pulled it,

but it could have been.

I'm not a hunter because I do this.

Right, but it's definitely making it worse.

But I mean, because you got to do it, you got to pick up

your daughters.

Yeah, I got a crook in my back.

You're crooking you back in.

I've never heard the word crook, but I like it.

Crook.

Crook.

A crack.

Don't they call it a crook or a crack?

I don't know.

Crink?

Well, you're the doctor.

You're the one who feels, because I'll tell you,

what is the official, even though I'm not a doctor,

I could tell you that a crook is not medical jargon.

I got a crook in my back.

You've heard that, right?

My neck is crooked.

Kink.

I got a kink in my back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, Chris, he's got a kink on his Instagram.

Yeah, I got a kink.

Now, right now, we're looking at a kink on his Instagram.

Now, again, talking about our beautiful nation

in the United States of America,

again, what is acceptable?

We accept everybody here, okay?

You can have an Instagram account where you're

gillin' your toes and it can get likes and hearts and emojis

in a place like Cuba that's mostly communist.

I don't know if they even let you have Instagram there, okay?

Right?

Well, they probably won't.

So, again, it's very controlled.

We're gonna talk about a little time period

in Cuban history called the special period, okay?

And when just the island was taken over by special needs kids.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

Yeah, could you imagine if that happened?

Yeah.

Look at the special period.

I don't know why they call this period the special period.

But it's funny.

Yeah, but Cuba, first of all, Cuban girls got...

Are we on the Patreon?

No, this is the YouTube.

Cuban girls got fun personalities.

Yeah.

Yeah, Cuban girls are hot and they're Jews.

Yeah, they're Jews.

A lot of Cubans aren't Jews, right?

Yeah.

That's a fact.

They got Jews in all those countries.

But a lot of Cuban Jews in there.

Cuban girls are gorgeous.

Like the Mexican president is Jewish, right?

Yeah, I mean, this is a little too hard to take.

It's just actually a little too hard to take.

Like, it's a little too much.

Like, look at this.

Go to pin by bass guy, like, see down in the one more over.

I mean, yeah, like, it's a little too hard to take.

Because, you know, usually what snaps you out of it

is you say, well, think about like if she was

shitting on you and like her smells

and then you're like, oh, that's nasty.

But, like, truth is, I'd open my mouth.

Yeah, this is what I'd say.

Some girls, you just want to slurp their poop.

Right.

It's just what it is.

You can get in trouble from the wives,

but it's nothing we can do.

Because that's the male brain going like I can't handle it.

Like, whatever you want, I'll slurp your poop.

Yep.

Yeah, I mean, look at that.

It's just tough to take.

Yeah, I actually don't even want to look at it.

I'd rather watch, you know, the fucking prayer group

in Washington Square Park.

Watch the Square Park.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, from the equator down,

you're just going to get a nice,

you're just going to get, you know how bananas grow

in certain areas.

Yeah.

Tobacco grows in certain climates.

Yeah.

Just hot women grow in certain climates

and they just look nice.

They got a golden look, Mediterranean and Europe,

all the way down to the Caribbean United States.

You're just going to get yourself a nice golden babe.

That's what it is.

You're going to get yourself a golden babe, you know,

and I like saying the word babe.

We talked about the babes of Iran.

Yeah.

So now we'll talk about the babes of Cuba.

If you're a babe, the thing is from whatever country

you're from, if you're a babe, you're in.

That's what it is.

And that's the way it is at night clubs.

That's the way it is in the world.

We have our own idea on what the immigration policy

the United States should be.

And I think all men are in agreement.

Yeah.

I don't think it's unique to the history, Hyena's,

I think every man has the same idea.

It's like open the border, sex based.

That's what it is.

Ladies and guys know out your base.

What it is.

Now because tell me about the special period,

because you were big this morning,

I said, what do you want to do?

Here's what I text you this morning.

Yeah.

And we're back.

And we're back.

You can go, just go to it.

If you want to join it, our highest tier,

you can, you can enjoy some of our text messages.

They're a little less than PC.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're NC17.

patreon.com, so it's history and it's

where all the fun happens.

I mean, tell me about Cuba.

Because you got onto, you got on your Cuba gear today.

Cuba.

They love Hamon.

You got Hamon.

Cuban sandwich.

It's just Hamon and musted.

My name is Cuban.

I'm the king of the salsa beat.

And my pay the maracos, I call chiquiquipum, chiquiquipum.

That's from the mask.

Yeah, Cubans, you know, Miami is mostly Cuban.

Miami.

They're mostly Cuban.

The sons and daughters or grandchildren

or direct refugees from the island of Cuba who tend to vote to the right.

They turn to right, they turn to vote to the right.

And they don't like cash or they get very offended by cash.

Oh, I don't like them.

No, in Miami.

Oh, not Miami.

Yeah, Miami.

Yeah, Miami.

So Cuba is an island.

It's 90 miles off the coast of Florida.

It's so close to us.

And it's one of the two fully communist countries left.

There's only two left North Korea and Cuba.

Cuba.

I mean, you got Laos and you got Vietnam and you got China.

But those three countries have opened up their markets.

Right.

And what's happened when they've opened up their markets is that those countries have

started to do real good.

Right.

Unfortunately, they've done it.

And I get it.

Look, I hate capitalism too.

Right.

It's arrogant.

The patriots, they always win.

Yeah.

And they're annoying about it.

Yeah.

Just once I would love to see a country have a financial turnaround and it was due to

the long-term economic effects of Hassan Piker's live streams.

Yes.

But we haven't had that yet.

Right.

We haven't had that yet.

Yeah.

That was wild.

Except me.

Yeah.

But so far, it's been capitalism that just seems to work.

Right.

But Cuba don't got none of that.

They don't have any of that.

They don't got any of that.

Now Cuba.

Look, capitalist kid.

I'm a capitalist cutie.

I like capitalism big.

But I think that somebody was telling me that Trump said that he's going to take Cuba

for the United States.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

He just said, I'll do it.

I'll do what I want with it.

Do you have a video of that?

Yeah.

I'm some places, probably.

He's just, what are you going to do about Cuba?

So I'll do it.

I'll decide and I'll do whatever I want with it.

I mean, it would be nice to have Cuba at nine miles off because of Florida being nice

because there's some babes in Cuba.

There's some babes.

But right now what him and Ruby are doing, unfortunately, is their strangling Cuba.

Why?

What are they doing?

They've got a nice little blockade on it.

They're not letting any oil come in.

They're really, they're putting a squeeze on.

And it's that because it's the fear there that, you know, with the potential war with

Russia or in Iran and all that, that they don't want Cuba to like, they want it to be

like a stage and ground or something for their enemy.

Why are they choking out Cuba?

Because it's in our hemisphere, the Monroe Doctrine, and we're going China out, we're taking

everything.

It's all going to be American.

We're not going to, we're, you know, we've had this policy since like the

50s or whatever, all the way back to JFK that like, you know, we have sanctions on Cuba

and Cubans are more moral enemy and they're communist and we're capitalist.

It's a Cold War proxy, you know, Bay of Pigs, all that.

You know the deal.

Right.

So it was a capitalist place.

It was a corrupt capitalist place.

But it's not anymore.

And yeah, it was under Batista and the guys before him.

And they were, you know, it became a mafia playground and corrupt.

And, you know, there was a lot of wealth inequality and tourism was big and the casinos

and shit.

And then Castro came in and he said, Viva Cuba and we're going to, for the workers and

we're kicking capitalism out and they became communist cuties.

It's, it's communist cuties.

Sergio went to Cuba.

I know.

Do you know that?

Should we call them?

Let's call them up.

Yeah.

Because I don't think he loved it, but I think he's going to say it was great.

Let's see.

You know who went to Cuba and just was honest, like just tall, Angela Luzato was like,

I hated it.

Did he go with Sergio?

He was like, you go to a store and there's like one box of band-aids on the shelf.

You got to go louder on it.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Hello?

Sergio was a white kid with a lot of Portuguese and Spanish conquistory DNA.

He's my family, family events.

I can help you.

Yo.

Yo, you're on the podcast.

I can't talk.

I can't talk now.

I thought it was an emergency.

We wanted to ask you about Cuba.

We want to ask you about Cuba.

Well, you want to ask you, I can't, I can't do it right now.

I'm being naughty.

What are you doing?

I'm having, I'm having breakfast with my daughter.

Brett, it's two o'clock in the afternoon.

Yeah.

You know how you do?

She's not even in school.

Yo, I know.

You don't care.

What are you giving her?

Snake food?

Yo, just real quick.

30 seconds.

How did you like Cuba when you went?

Give it one second.

No.

It was a bit suspended in time.

Everything was old and kind of broken down.

The food wasn't great.

There's a ration on like all the products there.

But the people were very nice.

The streets felt very safe and there was a melancholy feel to it though.

It was like very, you know, they're very passive about tourists.

And yeah, that was my feeling.

It was, you know, I went to a boxing academy there and the instructor made me work on my

job for two hours while smoking cigarettes in the background.

Yeah.

Well, I guess you'll say that maybe Mamdani should go there and he'll make everything

better.

Yeah.

But what I visited again, I don't know, man, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't a lot of

excitement.

It felt like a very, you know, it was reduced to virtually just a very, there's no internet,

you know, there's a, you've got to go to the park to get it tonight.

And yeah, it was, you know, a place I was nice to visit one good time.

I'm not sure if I will go again.

You got a prostitute.

It's full of gold.

Saying a prostitute is funny, right?

Oh, yeah, it's, it's a sex worker.

It's a sex worker.

All right, cause go, go back with, you, you little baby girl, you just took a, took

a first guy's labor.

Yeah.

Later, bro.

Thank you.

You talked to talk to his two very immature friends.

We're at work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're at work.

Hey, it's almost like you said, my dad used to say to his secretary, can you get a

Mr. Chicano in the line?

Now we just go like this, hey man, you got a prostitute, didn't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a work call though.

That's legitimate work.

That was really legitimately working in here for our families.

That was a work call.

That was a work related phone call.

That was a work call.

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So you know, Cuba had the revolution and then from there on, America was like, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, we don't like you.

And so they were like, we're not going to trade with you.

And then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then the Soviet Union, see what a lot of people, what I find interesting is a lot

of people don't know that the Soviet Union used to subsidize a lot of these countries.

They wanted them to work.

They wanted, they were trying to spread communism.

We were trying to spread capitalism.

Everyone always thinks it's just us.

That was doing like the influence of the soft power and the, you know, we were doing

it with the CIA and stuff like that.

They were doing it with like subsidies.

So they were sending like cheap oil.

They would send like rice.

They would send money.

They were, you know, they were helping Cuba a lot, right?

And then the Soviet Union was doing that for a lot of countries.

They were doing that for Vietnam, they were doing it, just like we were doing it for

other countries.

They were sending it to the Eastern block, Hungary, Romania, the miscellaneous white countries,

Poland.

And then they crumbled.

They overspent.

And then when they had their, when Gorbachev had the Peri Stroka and he was like, all right,

we're cutting off all of our aid to these countries.

And then boom, so the tea, the tea stopped for Cuba and then Cuba completely crashed.

And that is what we call the special period.

Yeah.

It brings us, that's 1991.

That was a big time.

You were like a, just a little baby.

I was a little seven year old, a little baby.

You were a seven year old, baby, this was big news on TV.

I was what we call a Hitler youth.

Way so insured.

Yeah, it was a hilly holiday, yeah.

But this was the time it was all over the news.

The East German wall came down, Germany got reunited.

The Eastern block fell, right?

Soviet Union broke up and people were going like communism's over, right?

Like, oh, it just didn't work.

Yeah.

And then a little kid named, mandami was born somewhere in Sri Lanka or something.

Yeah, Uganda.

Uganda.

And they were like, bring it back.

But wait, so it's theoretically then, so the only two, but what makes a country communist?

Like why is Cuba and North Korea?

Like they don't have, you cannot trade with them at all.

Zero?

America doesn't trade with Cuba.

But then Obama tried to open it up a little bit.

He did for a little bit.

And Trump came in and reversed all that, and what's the reason why Trump reversed it?

What's the squeezing?

What's the get them out?

So he wants to get the who out, the Russians?

No, he wants to get the regime out.

He wants a regime change.

Just like in Iran.

He wants to, he wants a communist out.

So does that?

Rubio's Cuban and he wants them out.

So could it theoretically, could we start dropping bombs on Cuba too?

Yeah, we're not going to drop bombs on Cuba.

That's not going to happen.

No, we're not going to.

They're going to try to do this diplomatically.

I think we're going to run out of them over Iran.

Yeah.

I think we're running low.

Yeah.

I think we're letting it up.

Yeah.

And I think we're going to run low.

I mean, we don't have infinite amount of bombs.

No, I know.

Yeah.

But soon we're going to have to buy.

We're going to have to have them made in China.

That would be funny.

That would be funny.

We start bomb.

If we, if the only place to turn to is Iran, we got to buy the bombs from Iran and then

use them.

Yeah.

That was about to say, because if we eventually buy in China, do you think they're going

to be made in China?

They're going to bomb themselves?

Yeah.

It's probably what it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what was happening, so then we had this period called the special period in the

funny name.

It's a funny name for a very horrible thing, so I don't know why it's called the special

period.

Yeah.

Because it was things got really bad.

It's not special.

It wasn't special at all.

No.

No.

It wasn't special.

It was when Soviet Union collapse, then Cuba's kind of subsidy collapse.

They were subsidizing them.

They were living off them.

Right.

It was almost like Cuba was Nick still living.

And his mom's house.

Right.

And then his mom was like, you got to move out.

Right.

And then Nick was like, what?

Yeah.

And then so Nick went through a special period.

Right.

He went through a special period.

So that's funny.

If we were good, if the special period, if we were going to put the Cuba special period

into a person, we would have a dress like Nick.

It would be dressed like NWO shirt, orange sneakers, orange sneakers, oatmeal he made from

home.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then Soviet Union, the parents said, we can't, we can't give you, we can't pay for

this anymore.

Right.

You got to go get a job.

Right.

You got to go do some.

Right.

And so Cuba panicked.

And they're like, what are you talking about?

Yeah.

I like to sit around and fucking just smoke weed and, yeah, you know, scroll my phone all

day.

Yeah.

That's what it is.

And I like to jerk off to rest from the 90s.

Yeah.

So, um, their economy like collapsed quick.

Right.

It was, uh, it was, uh, 80% of their trade got lost, got, just went straight down.

Their fuel imports were gone, uh, and, and their economy collapsed.

And here's what's crazy about it.

It happened so fast.

I think their GDP like shrunk, like 30% immediately some number.

Who cares?

It's egghead shit.

The point is they started bringing back horse and buggies.

Wow.

Yeah.

In 1991.

1991.

They started bringing back horse and buggies.

Holy smokes.

And they're grid, you know, their grid's been going down forever.

It's because it's, it's, right now it's relevant because, um, there's a flotilla that

went there to save.

We got flotillas going.

Well, Greta Thunberg, but it's, it's a songpiker and a couple other, they went on a flotilla

or a flytilla.

Right.

And they got in a plane and they're going to give, uh, aid to the Cubans because, um,

there's a blackout.

There's like, they're getting no lecturers.

They have to ration the lecturers.

So what are they going to do to help them?

Well, they're blocked right now because they were getting their oil from Cuba and

America just, uh, took out their, their, uh, their guy Maduro.

Right.

So now we're going, no, and now we're blocking all their oil.

So the Irish hip hop group kneecap joined and they dressed like Hamas, right?

Yeah.

Now, what is a flotilla?

I don't, that's what I'm saying.

Because there was a flotilla that went to Gaza to what is a flotilla?

So it says aid delivered a carotid prox, me 30 to 50 tons of supplies, including rice

beans, medicine and roughly a hundred solar panels to help with the island's power shortages.

The main ships were expected to dock in Nevada March 21st, 2026.

And the flotilla set sail from the coast of Mexico.

Yeah.

I mean, the, the, what, what Cuba has is tons of sugar.

They got a lot of sugar.

They need to be a prosperous.

They need to make so much sugar.

Now, the amount of sugar they make is less than the sugar that they made in like in the

1880s.

Really?

Yeah.

It's just peat like Asukad.

Yeah.

Asukad.

You just can't get, um, them to produce the sugar that the way that they did, you

know, it's centralization, right?

Right.

So it's like the government runs everything.

And so they went through this special period where they started.

They just, you had to pick up your date and horse and buggy.

It's just what it is.

What it is.

You had to get Cinderella back home before midnight.

So it's not like it's just, it's pretty simple that like, because I know somebody could

talk us into it while communism could be better and show you.

But the truth is, if you don't have to rack your brain, communism just doesn't work

with human beings.

I thought we were there.

It just doesn't work.

I thought we had reached a period where we were like unfettered capitalism doesn't work.

Right.

We saw the stock market crash.

We, you know, we got close to unfettered capitalism and we're like, oh, this is, you

know, it creates inequality, right?

Because you look at it.

It's like, they're, they both create inequality.

It's funny when communist say, like, oh, capitalism creates inequality.

You go, well, how about communism?

Yeah.

It's just Jordan and LeBron.

It's all it is.

I mean, yes, capitalism creates inequality.

We're seeing it now, right?

But look at communism.

People would say communism inequality might even be more because there's actually less

people at the top and more people at the bottom, right?

So there's no middle.

Yeah, there's nobody, nobody has any money in Cuba besides the tippity, tippity top.

No.

And the interesting thing about this is I think people just think that like we're the

only ones who does like foreign meddling and stuff like that.

But you know, the United States, the USSR was like giving them stuff like to prop them

up.

We do with our proxies, but they were buying sugar, like at a high price, like, and they

were overpaying for the Cuban sugar in order to help Cuba.

Right.

They were sending them cheap oil and letting them resell the oil to make money.

Right.

It was all, it was like, it never was a sustainable thing.

It was propped up by the Soviet Union.

By the Soviet Union.

Yeah.

And I saw, I just saw that little Castro in 2006, Fidel's, I'm sorry, Fidel Castro's

fortune in 2006 was 900,000,000.

None of that's calling.

Yeah.

Should we pick it up, Timmy Day?

Sure.

Pick it up.

Ask him what he thinks about Cuba, or maybe now, right?

Should we do it?

Tim.

What's up?

What's up, baby?

We're on the pod.

We're on the high heinus.

How?

Which, who are you and Janis?

I mean, Janis, history, high heinus.

We were just talking about Cuba.

What's going on?

What do you guys think about that?

We think that we're, you know, a son and Janis, Janis, Janis there.

Janis is here.

Janis, can you hear me?

Yeah.

Janis.

Janis, can you hear me?

I can hear you.

Awesome.

Some Montreal sticks here, two's pocket of the locks.

Thanks.

Chris, keep going.

Thank you Janis.

Medium rare.

Thank you.

Chris, keep going.

You see, he wants the Greeks back in the dinosaur.

He wants the Greeks back in the dinosaur.

He wants the Greeks back in the dinosaur.

We were saying before, we want the world back in the diner.

Yeah.

We want the world the way it was with all the Greeks back in the diners,

the Koreans back in the fruit markets.

Yes.

the Irish back in uniform, yeah, you know, yeah, I think every, I think the Irish need to go back

to running New York City, respect the mom Donnie, respect the call to prayer, but the Irish

with their stubby little penises and their violent tendencies need to go back to running New York

City. I do have stubby penises. Yeah, no, we're just talking about, you know, the, the,

the, the, the flotilla of influencers going to help Cuba and we're just trying to break it down.

We were just breaking it down and we were, our conclusion is communism has never been shown

a fair shake. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, you know, I'm against going physically to any place to

help anyone. Right. I agree with that. Yeah. I don't believe in it. I believe in doing it

on the internet. Yes. Right. That's how you can get things done. Yeah. I don't believe in

physically going and being confronted with my ideas. Yes. I don't want to see it. Yes.

Who had Hassan Piker in kneecap? Yeah. Yeah. But we're just talking, yeah. We're talking about

kneecap. Yeah. And they dressed like Hamas. Well, I do like them. You know, they are from Ireland.

So I do have to say respect to kneecap. And, and if my agent hears this, I'll delete it.

I just, I, I hope we don't go into Cuba. I know Cuba's weak, but everybody's, you know,

we don't need this. How the, I, I want to go back to old criminal Trump. Yes. Right.

Peter Trump. Like, let's just go back to con artist Trump. Yes. That was fun. Yeah.

Aren't we tired of us punching down? I mean, I ran in Cuba. We're punching down now. If we

not, if we didn't learn anything from the culture of sensitivity, we have to stop punching down.

Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess I ran. We're punching down. It feels like they're punching back.

Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I ran you pretty well. Um, yeah. I mean, I hope this

ends. I think gas is six dollars or something or like on average. Well, thank God. Well,

that, thank God you got your car stolen. Yeah. That's right. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God.

Best thing that ever happened to you. Yeah. Now you see, I don't look so pedestrian for getting

a Tesla now. Do I? Oh, yeah. I look like a smart Jew. That's true. Yeah. That is true. Now,

I'll, I'll call you later. Let's hang out. Let's all, let's all get a lunch this week. Yeah.

I mean, I'm, I'm back. I had to come back to LA for some stuff, but when I'm back,

yeah, because you have to just get a little way. Once you, you know, once we saw the

prerogs and watched the square park, there was a lot of flights to leave in New York. I just,

you know, the thing in LA is it's just white Mexican and it's fine. Yeah. Either you're either

just doing white stuff like saying, ex-benadent, no bread, and then you eat your hairsprout,

which is worse than the bread. And then if you're Mexican, you go see Joe Coit Fluffy at the arena. Yeah.

Everyone's happy. That's it. Everyone's happy. Nobody is doing anything. Love your balls.

Love your dad. Thank you, Brian. Yeah, you're right. That's what they're not telling the people is

that there's such weights at the airport because when they saw those videos from watching

the square park, people just booked flights. Yeah, it's just what it is they said. See you later,

alligator. We'll see you later, buddy. So yeah, I mean, it's just Cuba right now is getting

choked. It's getting squeezed by United States. I personally don't think that's a good move. I,

I think soft power works better. Right. We've never gone anywhere. Usually when we try to intervene

with something or we, we can't change it from the outside. We got to change it the old school way.

Propaganda. Yes. A little Hollywood. Yeah. Sex. Yes. A little, a little, you know, a little Coca-Cola.

Switch it out. A little music. A little music. This is not the way I think like what we were saying

earlier in that show. Maybe we said it on the patreon is we wanted everybody just wants to go back

to the way it was. Yeah. Everybody we want. I want the USSR to get back together. I want the USSR.

I want Zanghi from Street Fighter. I want him back. I want, I want the deep state to come back.

I don't want to know what's going on. I like with Obama. The curtain was maybe was deporting

more people and killing more people probably who I don't know the numbers. It doesn't matter.

I didn't know anything about it. Okay. I want punk with action. Go to your to come back. I just want,

I don't want to I want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to come back. I want movies and TV shows and

people molesting everyone. I, as I said, you know, if you want movies to get good again,

you bring get Weinstein out of the jail cell. Let's go back to the way it was. Yes, there were

problems. Okay. I want to get skull fucked by priest. Just go back. What was running? Just fine.

But we didn't know anything about it. Yes. Bring it. Tell Epstein can come out of hiding. We don't

want to know about any more scandals. We don't want to know about any of that. Just,

just we want to go back into the confession booth. And I want to be able to tell a priest that I

swore that week. Yes. Do 13 Hail Mary's. And that's what the concern of my week is. Yes. That's

all I want. That's all that I want as well. We need to go back. I just want to go back. I want

to go back in Vietnam. Yeah. No. So yeah, I want to move back to Bay Ridge. Yeah. Do you want to go

back to Bay Ridge? Let's go back to being. Do you want to raise your family to Bay in Bay Ridge?

I want to go back to Greece. Do you really want to go all the way back to Greece? Would you go back?

No. Are you going to take your family to Greece this summer? Maybe. Right? You keep saying you're

going to take them. It's a little expensive. Right now, I think it's a good time to book a nice

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getting internet access only at the park and, you know, yeah, it being dark. And if Sergio,

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Yeah. So it is interesting that, you know, comedy isn't fell and stuff like that. And so I

thought we were at that point. I thought we were at the point going, oh, that didn't work. Oh,

right. Unfettered capitalism work. The only thing that seems to work is a mix of comedy. A

little bit of both. You put them both this too. It was like Cuban Chinese fusion food. Right.

You just got to put them together. Put them together. And then they work hybrid. I like Cuban

Chinese fusion of hub. I love fusion food. You like fusion. You were on the network called fusion.

It didn't work like communism didn't work. It didn't work that way. Yeah. It's the only time

fusion doesn't work. It didn't work. It's when you're on the network. Yeah. So technically there's

five communist countries left only one of the five. Laos, Vietnam, China, Cuba, and the big one

North Korea. Now North Korea is the big big one. Right. And there's only two that are still

ideologically and economically purely communist. So the only reason why I said there's two left

is because China still calls itself communist for ideological reasons, but it's opened up its

markets. Laos has opened up its markets. Vietnam has opened up its markets. Right. Poland,

of course, went in one generation from like abject poverty to now it's the 20th biggest economy

in the world. And they're big. They have a better GDP. They have a better economy than Switzerland.

Poland. They can't make the dumb. Polish jokes. We're doing it. Do it. Yeah. Poland has, they

what has what they've done is is it's and it's connected. I think I don't know, but their GDP

has went way way up. And there are Muslim Jewish population as well. Way way down.

Sometimes diversity's not a strength. That's just what they say. They it's the most Catholic

country in Europe. Poland has kicked. They've just said basically started saying openly if you're not

Catholic, get out. That's what they said. I mean, Poland has they are a very, very, very, very

Christian Catholic country. They have closed the border. They have they have cloth. That is a fact.

That is what they've done. They have closed the border. That I think maybe I don't know if the

two are related. I don't know, but they did become capitalist and they took off. Yep. Absolutely

took off in one generation in one generation. So it's like, I don't know what we're doing. Right?

And then it's like, you look at the countries that were communists that are doing well now.

Vietnam's doing well. Right. Laos is starting to do well. They're six percent growth.

China, we know what happened in China. They became a powerhouse. Yeah. Right? Because they adopted

capitalism. So there's only two holdouts left. So I think part of what Trump is doing and

marketers were doing is going like, we want to stop this last of these last ones out. North Korea,

they can't stop out. You'll never get North Korea will be communists forever. It'll just be what it is.

Right. They got a nuke. They got a nuke. They got a nuke. Yeah. If you got a nuke, you're going to

be left alone. Yeah. Yeah. You need a nuke. Because North Korea would throw a nuke at the United

States. No problem. Yeah. They have a nuke. So there's not you could do King John. He's just,

he's, it's just if somebody decided to truly throw a nuke at us, do we really have defense

capabilities to stop it or he was just a test? I don't know, but I think we talked about it. I

think we would be alive a little longer because they'd hit our nuke arsenals, which are in like

Wyoming and Montana. They're not going to hit, they're not going to hit New York. I think they'll

go for that first defensively. They'll try to take those out first. They probably will hit New York.

I'm fortunately. Yeah. When you're the cool kid, that's, you know, they're not going to, they're

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Jeter, it's over Johnny. Uh, that's not P that squirt. Ding Crosby really dreaming about white

Christmas. It's really good. It's good. What do we do? We walked in one. Yeah. I mean, whatever

you want. I mean, that's the best one so far. I mean, we don't have anything that's made the list

yet. That's interesting. But that can't go up in lights. Okay. So it's so April, AK King J B bed,

sex for honey wiped only three times because I like the itch. Put it on the list. Okay. There we go.

Interesting. Yep. But I enjoyed it. He enjoys it. I a tola coming me junior because my dad got

cracked big. Eileen glue gun. I want to smell Nick's belly button. It's a sick kid. Interesting.

Probably going to smell like action figure. Yeah. Toaster bath bomb, leaky roof helmet company,

non-toot on the $3 bubble, Tulsi, my salad, Michael Hague, trans niece with a Dees piece.

Sorry, Bay Metagirl in Thailand. He's my Kumar. Drexler. Wow. Close. Close. Almost. Yeah. So far,

one of the weakest lists we've had in a while. Yeah. Just it happens. Sometimes listen. Sometimes,

you know, the Dodgers are hot and sometimes they strike out. Does the white smoke over Tel Aviv

mean they have appointed a new Epstein? Live 14. David Arno, your mom, Nick,

Hurtin for a squirtin. Wait, that's pretty good because it's a Pope joke. It's Pope Drexler. Okay.

I just caught it. Tim Dylan's butt plugs smells like Akasha's grandmother's cooking. It's what it is.

Wait, she ain't. Yeah. Okay. That's bad. Funny though. She has athletes foot and the fumes make me go

pewing. Kid likes a sticky foot. Yeah. My cat chased a laser beam. Now they smell like curry.

The goodest god, the goodest boy, Joe Decarlo, got a rebate from my Chinese accountant Cha Ching.

Live 14. Who we do with that? He's saying his account's name is Cha Ching. Yeah. It also

it's a pun on. Yeah. Cha Ching. I mean, what do you think? What do you do? What do you do? Put

it on a list of weak lists. It's the list. Sometimes you get on the list because the list is weak. Yeah.

Sometimes. No, but that would be a good one in any era. Yeah. Kevin Goodwin, Diddy's free colonoscopy.

DeVron Gordon. Hope is my hedge. My piece is small. I'm fucked. My dad's calling me.

Slapy muts. Slapy McNutts sack. Ernest Hemingway's flying Ernest Heming monkeys.

Ooh. Ooh. The tuck back of Notre Dame. Travis Moore. Talk back in Notre Dame. It's a chicken

figurine. It's on the list. It's on the list. Back in Notre Dame. Okay. Talk back in Notre Dame.

Uh, a sleep in the hood. Call me Martin Luther Ding. Okay. Pears Morgan's pool boy.

Oh, because his wife, they say, yeah, it's bad. I only watched Tarantino films for the feet.

Hassad Gilfe Oliver Olivier, 48 continental breakfast reservations.

Step on them. Step on them. I won't get hard unless you step on my balls, babe.

Sometimes everyone's got a different tingle. JFK Jr's female pilot.

Oh, was she the pilot that crashed the plane? Now he's saying because of the plane crash,

it was a female pilot. Oh, yeah. It's a good one. Uh, Yannis, this is Lenscraft. Your

monocle is ready. Drexler. Yes. Um, uh, Jake Hopkinson, aka far away in the back playing on

Father Bill's, Bill's Goo Kazoo. Oh, sorry, victim of bad read. This vitamin water tastes like

shit. We've had that. Uh, Jake and bake, um, uh, gay firefighter call me Ladder Four Queen.

Ladder Four Queen. Pretty good. Yeah. Drexler ran out of gel so I had to use my own glue.

Playing Truth or Dare with my homer sexuality. Peter Piper and Pepper Pickers, aka ice.

Two shoots for room. Uh, asking sobbing woman if there is a Mr. Carriage. Okay. Huh. Okay.

Interesting. Um, did I, a tola of the Iranian Frisbee golf league?

I still get scared when I see muzzies at the airport. Hashtag never forget. Ben Richards,

Logan Hall, Trucker D 82 Christopher Reed, reincarnate Bernays to build praise for gay so I can

go both ways without dad's angry gays. Really, I'm skiing. I'm going to Drexler it, but it was

long early life check. Got a shotgun to protect my property. Call it a ding doorbell. Okay.

Beebe's goi toy, Luke Barber, Tanka Jahadi, Liam O'Connor.

You put it's good. Do it. Uh, Indian video game, press X to grape.

Oof. Oof. Tim Dylan's twink bagel bussy. Straight, manly, but can stop moving to trannies. Okay.

Jennifer Nyman, uh, Jacob, my purebred German shepherd loves to catch and collect frisbees.

Must be in his jeans. Okay. We've spoken about that. Why?

James A. Zachary Solomon, Christopher Donaldson, two hot dogs, one bun, raw, no condimental. Okay.

Went for it. Woke up in a sticky puddle. Call that glues, clues. Good one. Yep. Good one.

Chrissy Deesrealtor, um, being with the small peen AK human sewing machine.

Um, I have cash app and I'm not black. Um, I ran snooker weapons program NYC Holly.

Hank R. My wife divorced me and drained my 401k after she found that I used the bathroom sink as a

urinal. Capits. Okay. Let's just do a few more names because this is, I mean, yeah, we've never

actually been in the situation. Just jumped out at you, right? Nothing. I mean, even the ones that

are on the list are good, but there's nothing that's like this is, you know, everyone. It's good at

bats. Guys are having good at bats. They're not making contact. Yeah. I don't know what's going on.

Sometimes it happens though. Just, you know, let's see, let's see if we get some life. Let's see if we

get some life, uh, here. Um, okay. Uh, beam program survivor, Long Island guy, AK DB Sweeney's

Coke dealer. Um, lime limb Rick lopsided my limbs got the pots town strut.

I took a five milligram Eddie and it made me question my sexuality. Okay. How did Captain

Lee Roy salute his first mate with a hard R. Got you. Kwee Flatifa. Micro peen can't get past the

lip. Uh, it's a good one. Yeah. Uh, Drexler though. Yeah. Kyle Boergy, Audrey, Uncle Swerve,

Hector Ramos, Dylan LaDuff, David Dykstra, um, Gavin Glusum, Bella Lomel,

Ala eating Shala with his fist and Kamala. Uh, thanks to Bluetooth, me and father bills

relationship has never been stronger. Um, I want on Peter Ruggers in Bellinghurst. Uh, is what I

is half bitten, half bitten radish in a black man's butt turning the white levels up.

Amir, the boozy Crusco, Justin Coleco, Eve Sokowski, uh, Lee Roy sister getting smashed by a

muzzy AK, the black sheep of the family. Okay. Martin Luther cream, Eric Thornton, MLK didn't

die. So you can face time in the elevator. Wait, Jean, put it on the list. So put it on the list.

Good one. Yeah. It's a real good one. Yeah. That's finally our heat. No. Yeah. That's what you

call this list. You know what that, you know, with that one, now we have a new one. Yeah.

That one's called the Messiah. The Messiah. We needed someone to come and save this list. Yeah.

And he did. This is, oh, we've actually never been in this position in any of the years

I never remembered something this light. Yeah. Kaya, it's not gay. If both Peens are in a vagina.

Max Crosby wants to Terrell Suggs, King Henry's D. Okay. Chrissy's Leaky Rufus from the Edibles.

Tehran Toots, Shiite Shoots, Sir Isaac Tutan. Sir Isaac Tutan's a nice chicken finger. Yeah. He

job around my teeness looks like UCF cat Stevens, yodeling buttholes, a mere the Bozy Kruzko.

We got and I don't know. Should we try one more page or you think like it's just it's sometimes

it is what it is. It is what it is. Right. We have a few to choose from. Yeah. Yeah. It's just

guys. I'm sorry. If this was the first time you ever listen to the episode, that was

historically the worst list we've ever had besides one clear, probable winner. Just to do the

due diligence, we will read out the names, but I'm shocked. Yeah. And you know, but it happens.

We've been waiting for this day. We knew it would come. Right. And it came. And again, I'm sorry.

If it's the first time, I'm sorry, but this never happened before. So here is the list. Granted,

it's light. But if you made it, I mean, you know, here's the thing too. I mean, sometimes,

you know, it's like, it's like, whoever won the NBA championship in the bubble that year.

It's after it was the Lakers. It's like, it doesn't really count. Right. You know, it's just,

this is one of these lists. It's like, it's a bubble list. It's a bubble list. This is a COVID list.

Yes. Got a rebate from my Chinese accountant, Cha Ching. Well, that's a good one. It's not bad.

All right. So that'll keep that around. Yeah. That's a good one. The tuck back of Notre Dame.

That's we're going to chicken finger that. Okay. Um, uh, wiped only three times because I like the

itch. We're going to keep that. Okay. Okay. See, look, these are decent. And then MLK didn't die.

So MLK didn't die. So you can FaceTime in the elevator. We're keeping that. So we got three.

Okay. So we got contenders. We got to get rid of one. So I mean, wiped only three times

because I like the itch, uh, got a rebate from my Chinese accountant, Cha Ching, or MLK didn't die.

So you can FaceTime in the elevator. We're definitely the wipe. Right. Thank you. You're getting

directs. They're very funny. This is, uh, this is a, we're often in this situation. Cha Ching versus

MLK. We're often in a coca Pepsi McDonald's Burger King situation. Right. And here we are again.

Right. I'm going with Cha Ching. Interesting. I'm going with Cha Ching. I have a Chinese accountant.

And I got a, I got a rebate Cha Ching. See, I think MLK didn't die. So you can FaceTime in the

elevator. It's funnier. Jesse took. Yeah. MLK all the way. Yeah. MLK Nick, where are you going?

Nick, what do you say? I like Cha Ching. Whoa. See? So now what do we do? Whoa. We got two

baby. I knew something interesting was going to happen. Do we have to call in the lives again?

I think what we do before we release it, we let the fans decide this one. Whenever we go to a

time, we got to let the fans decide. So what do you mean on Patreon? When we post it, put in the

comments and I will add up the comments. We will add up the comments. And now it's the winner.

I'm next. Wow. That's okay. That's the first time in history. We've ever done that. Yeah.

We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. All America's got talent on this one.

So go to patreon.com says history hyenas. If you want to get involved, you have a chance to pick

between the two names of MLK didn't die. So you can FaceTime in the elevator or got a rebate

from my Chinese account and Cha Ching. Tell us in the comments who's the winner. We'll put up a

poll. And then next week, we're announce it. That's what it's got to be because that's what has

to happen sometimes. Sometimes you have to go to a direct vote from the people. It's what it is.

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