Dave Dameshek + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

0:00Welcome to Growl Classics, I'm your host Superfan Giovani. This is the podcast we play at best moments highlights and fans like to clip small 17 years the Adam Corola show. If you look again access to the entire archive is the Adam Corola show, the Adam and Dr. Groucho, as well as the newer podcast Be It Out. Make sure to check out Adam Corola's substack, AdamCroola.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen, and add free. And if you like the request to clip, please email us classics at AdamCroola.com. Alright, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Corola show 2536. Just Adam, Gina, and Brian from 2020. Hope you guys enjoy. Good day, Gina Grah. Good day to you. Handball Brian. Well, everybody likes something that's been O'Grottend. True, but it's non-sequitary. I said at least. I got some best of Dr. Drew.

1:01Why Dr. Drew secretly is a horrible person. Well, not a secret anywhere. Well, not a secret anywhere. You got some clips of that. Plus that secret, why not? No, it's a horrible broadcasting partner. And yet you still tolerate it. I was gonna say, you don't show five minutes a week. You know what? For how many years? He's like, Phil, like he's worthless. He doesn't do anything. He'll take advantage of you, but he just, you love the guy. You know, he just, he gets whatever he wants. I mean, like, Drew is, I'm convinced wildly passive aggressive. Because like for years, he's like, he always like bang his coffee mug around, you know, and he do a lot of that. And then- They thank you to the interns that you're talking about here. Well, that was call screeners. That was one of those many love lines situations that I attempted to fix it by making a proclamation that Drew's coffee had to be brought into the studio before the show or during a commercial, but not as the show was beginning.

2:03So I would be going, Dr. Drew's board certified for this. A love line. And then I just hear Drew in the background. I go, thank you. And then you hear the mug go down. And I go, like, don't do it. Don't. And then of course, yeah. The way I'm wired. True place. The way I'm wired. True place. Here's the way I'm wired. The way I'm wired is, once I say, don't do it. No monster. You must, you must deliver that coffee to him before the show. I don't care for seconds before the show, but you can't do it while the show is going on. The door closes with a thud, the person open it, whatever. The way I'm wired, when it then happens again three days later, my mind starts going berserk. Like I literally, my mind is throwing punches at a dream catcher filled with catch it. That's what's going on in my mind. And that part where you go, just stay focused, move forward.

3:04I cannot. I'm going out of my mind. Like my mind is screaming while I'm opening the show. In my mind, I'm screaming, what's going on? What did we do? We just talked about this. You've been here for an hour. I'm like, what? I cannot let that pass. I don't know how you guys are. Well, I think, I think on the air, I think that's what we're all trying to do is doesn't matter what's going on. Just stay focused. Toe the line. Do your job. Are you, are you incensed? Like I'm incensed. Like I literally told an underling, I don't want this to happen again. And about three shows later, it happened again. Yeah, I'm trying to remember the specific example of my life, but I have the exact same thing. I think it's like what I'm driving with Christie. And like, we'll get like cut off. And like two miles later down the road, I'm still fuming about. And she's like, what's wrong? Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was like, well, you will let it go. But I can't, I can't, I'm furious. Well, I think it's also rampant in radio, because there's a lot of people that put a show together.

4:04And if you've ever worked on a morning show, would you both have and you asked for something like that? And the next day, it's like, you never had that conversation. It's like, aren't we all on the same team? Are we all trying to put a product together? I remember the example. We're in the back of a lift. And our lift driver is like driving very cautiously, which lift drivers do for some reason. There's no step on it option. There's just a very cautious, very slow. And like, you can see it coming almost literally a mile away. A quarter mile away, you can see the lights, you know, it can turn, it's the countdown clock is on on the crosswalk. You're like, we oughta make this light. We're gonna make this light. Got a best light. Light turns yellow. You could make it if you wanted to, but those, who stopped and I'm fuming. And we're like, on the way to a date, Christie's gonna be here in a second. She can verify we're on a way to a date night, like a night out, just the two of us, you know, no kid. And I'm fuming in the back seat. I'm just, time off. We shoulda made that light. She's like, let it go. It is a, Yes, I'm fixing it. We should be on our way to date night, having a good time and I'm fixated. When I'm coming up to that light and I see the thing blinking and I see all, there's a whole bunch of indicators you're looking for.

5:06You are surveying the land. You're seeing the countdown on the, don't walk crosswalk. You're seeing who's doing what? Cross traffic. And sometimes you're at an intersection where you're on the small street and the big streets going the other street. You have to wait three times as long. And when we, we start slowing down, it feels like someone's putting a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Like I literally, I have this weird visor. Like go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, that's my night. They start to slow down. The worst is when they start to slow down a little bit and then they kind of get on it a little and then they go, now we're not going to make a guess because you slowed down 500 yards from the signal. You should have been pacing it up at that point. This is a regular occurrence. And or fight on the way to a date night before Christie. Well, I'll play you some, some, some, so I was sitting with Dr. Drew last week doing some recording or this week doing some recording. And he just had,

6:07he just did three or four of his best moves at the same time. And he gave you a combo. And I just, he, like Dr. Drew, just certain things like this. And you ask Gary, go get Gary. Like once in a blue moon, I'll try to take a hit off of my coffee and not, you know, let him grab the baton and run with it a little bit. And if I ever like lean back and start taking a hit off of my coffee, he'll go silent. So I'll have to kind of like go, like, okay, Brad, so let me tell you about that. And I was like, Drew, what, what, why can't you talk when I'm, right? There's a given take. Gary, if I ever try to lean back and take a hit off the coffee or bite off a cashew, just, just, just, just, Drew, go silent frequently. He either goes silent or he ask you a complicated question that he wants immediate answer for. But what he doesn't do is sort of pick up and I lean back. He doesn't start asking a long question that's going to take him 30 seconds.

7:08And he does plenty of talking. He's perfectly capable of talking. He does not see me like lean back and try to take a sip off something and talk. He goes silent during that period. So I have to put my stuff down and rush back. Drew, if you're listening, I'm going to show you how it's done. Take a sip of your coffee. I'll take it over here. Hey, Adam. That's what he's doing. Oh, wait, I missed it. Throw it at him. Throw it at him. All right, so he's got a lot of that. One thing he likes to do is we had Neil deGrasse Tyson calling in and I was wrapping up. There's one of his favorite things is not getting cues. So I'll play the first one. This is me wrapping up with Neil deGrasse. That's an example of the kind of thinking you want to be pervasive in society. Without it, we might as well just all move back to the caves, because that's where we're headed. Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'll be praying for your salt tonight. I'm going to be doing it. He's going to be the Long Beach Terrace Theater that is coming up that Monday, March 25th, and there's dates. All my collisions, everything that collides, colliding galaxies,

8:09asteroid collisions, and I will give a shout out to Armageddon. I must. Great. I'll say it's one of your favorites. I'll be glad. And we had a near collision up in the Neralaska week or so ago, right? Yeah, so I mean, the point is this has been going on all the time. We just know about it. Right. There are ways of detecting, which is pretty scary. That was actually Neil deGrasse jumping in with collation and Drew not letting me wrap up or not knowing what I was doing. Let's see, at that point, Drew and I are supposed to be on the same team, which is I'm wrapping down. Neil's out of the room. He gave the plugs. He jumps in and then we wrap it up. But Drew jumped in, not as egregious as some of his other errors. I'll play you a play a good Drew, a good, good trade school. One, I spoke to my dad and asked him what was going on in trade school in 1946.

9:13And I'll tease it, but you can listen. All right, Drew, so here's a quiz. All right. Found this interesting and I don't know why about your dad again. It's about trade school. Oh, so I was interested that he learned to play the trumpet in trade school, but it was also sort of interesting that that was a trade. There was a job to be had. There was a job to be had in a big band traveling around. And then I said, yeah, yeah, wood shop, metal pipe fitting or whatever. And he said, yeah, but most people went for this to the trade school. And I'm going to ask you to guess. Yes? What did they learn at the trade school? What most people learned? So he went for music, but most people go for bass. There wasn't most people going to play the flute. Right. Most people. And I'd say to hear him say it, the lion share of the guys were trying to become a mechanic. I kind of think, kind of got to think about, yeah, there's probably there was definitely

10:13some of that. Yeah. And probably a lot of that back in the 40s or whenever it was. It would be just carpentry building. And that's a thing. You can't see. You have to think about that period of history. I just have to kind of when you hear it, you'll go, that's what they were going for. Yes. Here's this plumber. No. And when you hear it, it'll make perfect sense. Gary's looking puzzled too. Everyone's sitting down. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. Taylor. That does not make sense to me. Oh, yes, it does. Don't be an asshole. Gary, of course, it means perfect sense before you. Every guy who was even remotely a businessperson dressed in a three-piece suit everywhere, you look at pictures of airplanes from her sixties and seventies. It's a perfect thing to teach a stupid 14 or 15-year-old who's not going to go off to college or whatever who's wants to get, okay, true. Don't make that face. It's a big market for that. Taylor. That's guys were tailors back then. They're not really anymore, but. Yeah.

11:14How many times have I? If you say so. It doesn't make sense to me. Really? It doesn't make sense to you that there was tailors in the 40s. Yeah. Do you think just a little bit about it makes perfect sense? It makes perfect sense. You can go out again like you couldn't go to Nordstrom and most places get a suit off the rack. There were all jobs and there were do jobs. Tailors were and there were a lot of tailors. Yeah. Back then. That was a profession. It was a simple, yeah, thing to teach someone. Measure, cut, stitch. Yeah. Do you not accept it? Doesn't make sense to him. He's just being passive aggressive because he couldn't come up. I get it. The reason I made it in the form of a quiz is if it was pipe fitter or auto mechanic, I wouldn't have put it in the form of a quiz because that's kind of what you. You'd assume that that's what you'd be doing, but Taylor would never have. There's no such thing as anybody at my kids school announcing they want to be a Taylor. No one knows. No one knows what that job is, right?

12:14But just just in Drew's defense, how many colonoscopies, your, your re-throwed oscopies, how many procedures has he set up for you since you've met him? He has, uh, performed. Yeah, maybe. He set up and Jimmy. Let's see. He set up a colonoscopy. He's set up. I had some hand work. I think he's set up. I'm probably hernia, although he does more harm than good because he, he's explaining to me like how much pain I'm going to be in. That's how I talk to him. Well, it's going to be in how brutal this whole hernia thing was, you know, I was getting my surgery on a Friday night and I said, uh, see a Sunday. And he's like, I will not see you Sunday at love line. And I was like, I'll see you Sunday. And he's like, no way you're going to be in agony. You're going to be riving. You're going to be on a bathroom floor somewhere rolling around. And, uh, in my mind, especially at that stage in my career, I'd done every job I had

13:21done involved helping someone move boxes of books or carrying cases of soda upstairs to the Viacom office. Or a free hutch if you were gifted from an uncle or something like that. Yeah. You know what I mean? That physical labor or you're carrying something? Everything absurd. Everything was coding, digging, climbing, uh, demoing stucco. So when you said, when I learned I had a job where you sat, you just drove your car and got out of your car and sat down for the entire length of your job, I was like, there's no day I'll ever miss because of a physical, whatever, because I'm sitting like I would just be at home sitting. I always do. I can sit. Yeah, if I can sit, then I can go to work and sit. And that was sort of my head on it. And I was kind of right. Like the days of, you know, again, climbing around on the roof and doing earthquake rehab

14:22work and stuff like the rack of ball ceiling. Yeah, the rack of ball ceiling, like that kind of stuff is not really doable with stitches in your, in your groin, but getting out of your car and saying, I mean, you get picked up from the hospital. You walk, you wheel you down, you get into a car. You're always sitting. Yeah, drive you to your house, you get out of the car, you walk into the car, you sit down on the sofa and you turn the TV on. Like I'm saying, like, well, I'll do that. I'll do that over to love line. So I was fine. It also made me realize, and I think this is a very real thing. How people experience physical pain and how there's pretty, there's pretty wide chasm there and just how there's an element of mental fortitude, but there's also an experiential thing, which is Drew and I had the exact same procedure.

15:23And he experienced a much higher level of physical pain because he's a pussy. And I felt experienced no after pain at all. I got up the next morning, hung doors. I didn't physically feel anything, but maybe that's just because you don't feel. Yeah. And that includes pain, surgery. That could be, that could be very well. But I'm very curious about that. Like people, like you just said, people really do experience pain differently. Like someone's just being a complainer, bitcher, but maybe like I dropped a Stanley steamer thing on my toe and I cried for 90 minutes. I never, I'd never experienced pain like that before, but somebody else might be like, how, damn it. Tope pain is weirdly more than like, you know, like going to hit the thigh. Right. That's true. And I've discussed this with Drew and others and they've sort of agreed on this concept, which is when you drop that rented carpet wand on your baby toe and you're wearing flip lobs for that moment and the moments beyond lasting up until, you know, 90 seconds, let's

16:30say, although sound shorts, kind of a long time being a lot of pain. I don't believe that there's anything different that your body's experienced between being shot or being hit by lawnmower propeller in the chest. I mean, there's a psychological dynamic. But in terms of what your body's going through, I just think you're pegged. Yeah. So you're pegged in pain. Now, it drops off fast, but it's sort of like one of those online dating things where they go, if you make 10,000 to $40,000 a year, check this box and it's certain they go and they go 100 to 160. Check this box and then certain point, they just go over 200 or over whatever it is. That point doesn't matter. Drop down the toe, shot in the, shot in the liver. You're just pegged. Yeah. You're over 200 for that, for that moment. And I think that's kind of how everyone's wired. Speaking of that exact scenario, you played baseball. Do you remember the first time because I do the first time, did you or foul a ball off your toe or foot?

17:31Yes. Oh my god. The first time I did that, I was playing like not literally, but like fast pitch, you know, with 60 foot, 60 inch, you know, pitching rubber away from the plate. I fouled, you know, you take a swing and you foul it off and it goes straight down to your foot. As fast as the pitch is coming, it goes at your foot. I thought I exploded my toe. I'm like, that's it. I'm going to have to have my toe if he's aided. Of course, it was fine, but it was the most extreme pain I've ever felt at that point in my 15 year old life. The only difference between you and me is I went to the salon to the nail salon to get a color that matched the bruise that is still there on my foot. And I don't see you doing that. Were you cleaning carpet? Yeah, when I moved. Oh, yeah. What a woman of light. Yeah. Well, I had to, you know, get the place in order. I was moving out. I was doing it pretty much on my own. Although I experienced something that I'd never done before and I'll never be without it for the rest of my life. For the first time in history, I've moved in my life. I don't know, 15 times. The first time, mom, I got a rental company. Oh, you have to must me. You've arrived, friends.

18:32You've arrived. Boyfriend, all God. I was a bad. Hands off. I, I, so speaking of Drew and his, his broadcasting shortcomings, I have, I attempt, he was doing a live read. He comes in here with a sack of food in his phone. And at some point, he'll be looking at his phone and I'll be talking to him and he'll be going, yeah. And I'll go stop reading your phone and go, I can hear you. But he's not. He's shut down. He's not taking it in. He can hear it, but he's shut, he's shut down. So he's doing a live read. What's it? I think it was butcher box. And I was like, okay. Now's my opportunity. And I lean back where I'm sitting right now, like back here and I started eating some cashews like quietly. And here's what Drew did. Heritage breed port directly to your door in a monthly basis. The new protein is wild. Alaska and sock eye salmon. You just had it, right? You've had it. So good.

19:33He's seeing me leaning back. Eating. You're like a squirrel. There's nothing in a library that says you have to stop in the middle of it and talk to people. Engage your car left. Yes. Now in the throwing you under the bus bracket, he likes to throw under the bus, too. It's another move of his. I said, I know somebody called in. Oh, somebody called in and said they were living in Colorado and they were skiing on a ridge above a road where they weren't supposed to be skiing and they caused a small avalanche. Oh my God. No one was hurt, but it blocked the road. And they felt remorse. And they want to know how you deal with repentance and remorse and when you've done somebody wrong and that sort of thing. And I said, I don't know. I don't feel like I don't really feel like I do people wrong.

20:33I feel like there's people who don't like me or don't like my attitude or didn't like my response. I don't feel like I've been screwed a few times on a couple of real estate deals and stuff like that, but I don't really do the screwing part. I don't do people dirty. It's like it's like I don't, it's not my DNA. There are people you inadvertently upset or put down or they didn't like the way that sounded or whatever, but I'm talking about like doing somebody wrong. That's a very vengeful. If someone does you wrong, no, I'm kidding. Yeah, the thing where it's like, oh, you were cheating on your wife for a number of years or you had a partner and you screwed them or you had a deal, like a real estate deal and you kept all the whatever and then some years were behind. Now you have to sort of make them whole. Yeah, I guess you have a footnote question because you've been around drew enough to maybe know this. The step of the 12 steps where you make amends, you call and you apologize for whatever.

21:34Are you only apologizing for things that your addiction called you to do or are you apologizing for all of the assholes, like things you do when you're dead sober? Well, I imagine it's the stuff fueled by the addiction. I think that's the point. Yeah. I'm the only band that you can take it pretty far. My only experience was my Margaret Cho incident and she specifically was talking about interactions we had, which I'm assuming she was drunk for, but I don't think it, I think you have to find the people you did wrong to and apologize to them. I don't know that you need to be drunk or high at that particular moment that you did what's wrong. You need to be in the throes of your general lifestyle. Okay, okay. Adjection. Okay. No, I mean, sorry. I think you have to protect your addiction or. Yeah, I guess. I think Drew would probably just, Drew would say during those years when you were strung out on X, Y, or Z, you were making bad decisions 24, seven, every, everybody, even if you technically

22:40were sober when you did it that morning. All right. But anyway, I told Drew, I told Drew, I don't really, I don't feel like I've, like I said, I may have upset a few people along the way, but I haven't really felt like I've done anyone wrong. Drew had a suggestion. We can listen to that. My life is a series of, I've never done anything right for certain people. I've not done any wrong to people. I don't, there are things I don't know. Quick to bring something up. Yes. That was a mistake. I think you made, I'm not sure if you still think it was a mistake. It was built on, I think, a lack of understanding of the meaning of a word to a certain population. And you were unfairly attacked and stuff, but still I think it was kind of a mistake. That was that whole Chinaman thing. Thank you Drew. By the way, Guy Aoki is a sack of shit.

23:41That's the guy who's to run the defamation, anti-Asian, whatever. He never cared. No one ever cared if he would just, what's going on now? This is sort of invisible mobs of, oh, this community is very upset, except for that community has never heard anything about. I said, I said, on love line, for the million years, we're talking about holistic drugs or something like that. And I said, you know, Dandruff from the beard of an old Chinaman, you know, whatever was the ingredients in it. And douchebag guy got on the offense about it. But anyway Drew, thank you. That's exactly what I'm saying. Anyway, that is what I'm saying. I'm saying no one's actually been hurt by, I've never done people wrong. Not talking about pissing. Look, if you say Goddamn it, some people get upset. You say retard, another group, a totally different group, by the way.

24:43The weird cross over. The weird, there's not much co-mingling between the Goddamn it upsets and the retard upsets. The retards are always full atheist. Goddamn's are the born against and the Christians and everything. And it's weird that they both, anyway. But yes, I say things that upset people, but they're not really hurt. It doesn't hurt anybody. Well, and you're not zeroing in on a person and say, I shall screw up their life. Yes, anyway. But thank God for hero Drew, bringing up an incident from 21 years ago. Speaking of incident from years ago and Drew being Drew, I don't know if I've ever told the story on the show. I have was probably six years ago or something like that, but I'll tell a funny story about Drew and him being him. When I was a call screener at Loveline, I don't know if you remember this or not. I had my gallbladder removed. I was having gallbladder attacks. Ryan, are you okay? I know it was bad news, man. I was having bad gallbladder, it was actually really painful. Probably more painful than a hernia. It was really painful. Don't be one of them. Yeah.

25:43Anyhow, I had a gallbladder removed. I just remember it was the first time you're under 220. Since high school. That did put me over the end. So I'm a little nervous. I have the schedule, the procedure scheduled. A lot of scopic surgery. They're going to take it all out. So I've got the only doctor I know, Drew. I'm like, Drew, what do I expect from this? He's like, man, it's easy. It's laparoscopic to go in there, blah, blah. He goes, where are they doing the procedure? I said in LA, south of LA, I said, Daniel Freeman, Memorial Hospital, and whatever angle whatever it was. And as soon as I said that, Drew goes, good luck. Drew, I'm a terrified 25 year old. I have no idea what's happening. He did a lot of that. I mean, obviously the jewel and the crown of the Debbie Downer was my wife's friend with the Ovarian cancer. And that's like, I was telling him about it, trying to get some answers. He just goes, she's going to be dead in six months. She was like 33, 32. Did he not do the same thing?

26:43No, probably. He said something pretty close to Brian, which of course was horrible for haunting for me, because I'd only had one instance where I'd asked him to diagnose a young person and an illness, and he just said, she's going to be dead in six months. And she was dead in four and a half months. And so when the Brian... He got to me. He got to me. When the Brian tumor came up and he was like, I was like, to me that meant, uh oh, I mean, Dr. Death strikes again. Yeah, he'd got Linette's friend down perfectly. So there's come again. And then I talked to Dr. Bruce. And Dr. Bruce kind of felt the same way, but his sister actually had the exact same thing for like 10 years. And has been living with it. Wow. Still alive, by the way. And he... Yeah, that's why I said, had been living with it.

27:46Yeah, just to do it. Right. So he had a little different perspective on it because he literally had a family member that had the exact same thing, which is a insane coincidence. So his perspective was a little more hopeful, even though his wasn't that hopeful either, because the thought was there was a kind of a math, which is the tumors been there for a little while. And now if you're having trouble with walking or your vision or whatever it is, it's growing. And if it's growing, then we're in trouble. His sister's was there, but it wasn't growing. The growing part is the part, that's the death sentence part. So that was the... That was the academic... Yeah, that was an interesting part. Anyway, Dr. Worsh person, we're all going to look great. So all these reasons on that. All right. Let me, uh, we got a call up there looking for bathroom etiquette work. I have many thoughts on that. There's, uh, those are the funnier die video, which I feel like pretty much like, you know,

28:48when you guys think I'm kidding about a lot of stuff, I'm not really kidding about most of it. I, if you look at the funnier die bathroom etiquette video, which I think was taken from in 50 years, where I'll be chicks, I can't recall. But if you look at that video, it's funny, but I'm also kind of explaining how the bathroom works at work. I think, uh, I think there's a problem. There's a, there's a, there's a little chasm between home bathroom and work bathroom in certain regards. And there's a grand canyon worth of chasm between home kitchen and work kitchen. Yep. I was, you treat them very differently. I, don't look like it doesn't. Don't look like it. I was yelling about him yesterday. Who? Oh, I grew up watching a podcast note, make a note. I'm a goi goi to Vats. Oh, right down, Kashi. Yeah. What is it? That's a different guy. Yeah, sorry about that.

29:49We'll write them both down because I was literally yelling about this yesterday. And then it's going to get me on to something else that's going to make me yell. Oh, college humors where I did it, not funny or die. Is college humor still around? Yeah. Oh, okay. They're graduate, post graduate humor. And they are anyway, are they anyway connected to funnier dyes? Just a totally different entity. Like the co-con Pepsi? Yeah, they're pretty different. Yeah, they're different. Why had that funnier dye part in my head? I mean, they're both just, they put out funny videos all the time. I got it. Makes sense. All right. Well, let's hear it. And you guys can, there's not much visual to it. I think you can listen to it. Anthro-Medicine Public Service Announcement. I'm actor comedian, Adam Corolla. And now celebrated author of the new book in 50 years will all be chicks. Today's lesson, bathroom etiquette. Lift the toilet seat. You know there are things on the toilet seat is essentially the same.

30:50It's peeing on a coworker's ass. Come on, man. Well, 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark. I want to know about the other 5%. The collateral wins. Chad? Do you think I like sitting in your whiz? No. Well, then why the fuck would you lift the seat, Jacksdick? Timing is everything. Well, it's five minutes after nine, which means people have been at work for approximately five minutes. And in that short period of time, Mark has managed to s*** up the entire bathroom. What Mark should have done is done his offloading at home before he came to work. Sorry, Adam, I really had to go. Mark, you've been employed here for eight years and you can't get your bowels in order. Get the f*** out. I should get out. If you've ever been in a public restroom while someone was on a cell phone, you've maybe experienced this awkward one-sided conversation.

31:50Hey, how's it going? Going good. Just shaking the due off the old lily. Hey, I'm on the phone. Oh, I'm sorry. Can I see that for a moment? Excuse me. My phone's about to break. What? Keep your feet on the ground. Have I ever seen someone do this? Sorry, yeah. Just didn't want to touch anything with my hands. Well, that's great for you, Jackie Chan, and the can. But now you've managed to get the urine off the floor and on to the handle that I have to touch with my hand. How would you like it if I peed on your hand? Cump your hands. I said, Cump your hand. Close the door. I last asked you to back home. This is for home use. When the bathroom's not being occupied, please don't close the door. It's confusing to the rest of the people at the party. If the door's closed, that means it's occupied.

32:52If the door's open, go on in. And if it's a jar, that means enter at your own risk. I'm Adam Corolla, and that's bathroom etiquette. All right. So we implement that around here, and it works pretty good. I would say so. I'll tell you, there's some heavy hitters here in the commode department, and I've walked past the bathroom many a time with that door, a jar, and the fart fan going, and I've never stumbled into any ass. Yeah, you know best. Think about your incidents of work and stumbling into ass. It happens a lot. And I've never happened to me since we've implemented this, because if I see that the door's closed, someone's in there, the door's open. I can walk in with impunity, and if it's a jar, as it is oftentimes with the fan running, I will reach in with my hand and stay well outside of the door jam and flip the light

33:55off on occasion. If I think it's been going long enough, but I will never go in. Yeah. You know that? Never been burned. Has anyone been burned? No, I did the same thing with the reach in. Don't go in. You can reach in, reach around the corner. Take the stay outside if you can. It's a pretty simple thing, and I think it benefits everyone here, and no one is stumbling into any ass. Is that a fair statement? Yeah, I've never been hit in the face with any of that. The only drawback, and I assume it's guests, because they're not coached up, is the often time the door will be left closed, and I'll be riding outside for a good 45 seconds. It'll be, should I knock, and it's empty, of course. That's a guest. Dylan's been doing a new move where he's been emailing everybody, group emailing everybody, and shaming anybody who's been streaking the toilet and not cleaning it after, and he takes a photo and calls the person out. Hey, Paul, 35, Minnesota. Hi, Adam. What's going on? Sign Dylan rent. Yeah. I could be Dawson, because we did have that incident at KLSX when he was in the bathroom

34:57alone. He passed by two empty urinals to go into the stall to urinate, and when I saw his boots down there, and I walked in, I said Dawson, taking a pee, and he's like, yep, I was like, did you put the seat up? He's like, nope. Nope. I'm like, you just walked past two empty urinals to come out and left the seat down. Well, you're also assuming that I'm a monster, and if I pee on the seat, I'm not going to clean it up, which is 100% wrong. Okay. If you pee on the seat, you clean it up. Get some toilet paper. Get your pee off the seat. Alright. Leave it there like an animal. I'm going to go away out on a limb here and say, if you asked 100 Americans, would you rather use a seat that was whizzed on and then wiped down or not whizzed on at all? I think most of them would go not whizzed on at all, but that's it. That's me. I'm not going to ask them, and I'm going to continue to do what I do. Okay. Alright, I, by the way, the urinal I have just below the sagelly advice I gave to Brian

36:04is a, is a new homeowner. Take a whizz in the yard. Oh, that is a month. They let you. Almost daily activity. That let you know you're alive. You're on up to your property owner. Two nights ago, I peed in the front yard. That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work. Well, now you're back. And I like that. But what I'm saying is, is I feel that same freedom in front of a urinal. Like, you know, I sit around all day, I think about these broads, getting a break on their tax and their insurance. They're going to break on their car insurance. Hold on, Paul. They're living seven years longer than me. But when I'm standing in front of that urinal, it's the only time I feel free. You're the king of all use of it. Nope, nobody, no broad can do this. We were in the backyard on Saturday with a couple who the girl had never been over to her house and the husband had. And so it's her first time over and they're kid, they're two and a half year olds. And I had to go to the bathroom. I got up and I walked and I got to that tee in the yard where if I go this way, I'm going to the backyard. If I go that way, I'm going to the toilet and I had to think about it.

37:04Good for you. In front of a new company, you can't do that. But I did think about it. Paul, sorry. Yeah. Minnesota, what's going on? Yeah, I went to work this morning and I've been working there for three weeks. And they said they're having a company meeting. And the first thing on the list was nobody's fuss in the toilet. Nobody's pissed on the floor. Oh, he's in. Paul, you're the new lead man. Wow. Oh, got hazed. You're the lead man in arresting this kind of behavior? No, I'm a cabinet shop on the new week at the cabinet shop. Yeah, I've worked in the high end apartment. I've talked to you several times before. No, we've talked cabinet construction. Well, mostly I talked with you and Dr. Drew about me being drunk. Oh, you with the roommate and the bearer porn. Yeah, the burn guy is sitting right next to me. Shrub porn.

38:05It wasn't my porn. I thought you were. Paul's a love by the way. Yeah. Paul. No, that was actually him. I got to say and thanks, Paul. The complaints about the roommates once you get past 34 and a half, that's kind of on you. Yeah, I got a roommate, man. This guy's just drinking my robe of tussin. He's fucking watching, playing Fortnite all the, you're 35. You can stop it. I got a minute. You got to at some point, you got to get up to a station in life where you don't require a roommate. Yeah. And so that is, while it is true, you may have a horrible roommate and there's probably a reason you're 41 year old roommate, a horrible person is because he's 41 and requires a roommate. So like a self-selecting group. So that's what you're running into. All right. We got the Rotten Tomatoes game. I did. So on the K-Rock front and the K-Lis X front, my K-Rock that I went to yesterday was in

39:16my old K-Lis X studio, which is attached to the kitchen or next to the kitchen, the K-Lis X building. Well, this is, there's been a string of directional misadventures for the ACE man. Last week, so on Saturday, I had to be down at the Orange County Fairgrounds to go to be the Grand Marshal for the Orange County, whatever. They told us to enter through gate five. This place is a sprawling place with multiple gates and it's sort of like when you're circling out front of Hollywood park or Dodger Stadium. I'm trying to think of one of those venues. I go, you gotta come in gate five, you know? And so gate one and then there's gate two and then there's gate three and then there's gate four and a half and then we pass by gate four and a half and there is no more

40:22gates and then at some point we see gate seven. So we turn around and we go back again. Meanwhile, and you guys have heard me complain about this, they give you the phone call five minutes earlier going, where are you guys? We're doing the ribbon cutting and you're the Grand Marshal. So presumably they would like you there, but not so much that they send somebody out with a walkie-talkie to the gate. To escort you. No, so you drive past the thing and it says gate five and then you turn around again and then you call the person and they go gate five and then at some point just because it's the only thing that makes sense, you pull into gate four and a half and they go, who are you? And then you go, I'm the Grand Marshal and they go, oh, not a gate four and a half. And then you pull, they let you in and then you pull in in park, but you don't know where to go or what to do. And then you call the people and you go, we're in front of the McGuire's tent, where are

41:23you? And they're like, oh, you guys are here and it's like, yes, why wouldn't you get a guy with a walkie-talkie to stay in the front and why do you keep saying gate five? There is no gate five and then later on when you go, hey, by the way, there's no gate five. So if you tell them people to come to gate five and they'll go like, yeah, you guys came in on gate five and you go, no, no, no, no gate five. It doesn't exist. It goes for some reason from three to four and a half and then it goes to seven. There is no gate five. And that's that's the point where they kind of put it on you like, oh, okay, well, four and a half, I guess they'll let you in or whatever. And you're like, I don't know where you got to get five directions. Right. So my directions is directions. Which weird when you're the Grand Marshal, they want you there. They'll never put a guy. Look, look, have to people there are volunteers, right? Let's get the chip with the windbreaker and the walkie talking. Go have her. Hey, Sarah, get your clipboard and go stand by gate four and a half and just wait for these guys. But it sounds good. And they can also say like, what are you driving?

42:23Well, have our guy wait. They never do that. They just pull in and start wandering around. It's the point where Deandra called them and said, we're standing in front of them with Gwires 10. We'll be waiting and they're like, okay. And they got a guy and at certain point we see guy with a walkie talking wandering around and Matt yelled at him. Hey, and he's like, huh? He's like, we're here. Are you here with the, oh, okay. And he's like, it's kind of insane. That was Saturday on Sunday. I premiered, not talk about material at the sin allowance. The sin allowance was the CNN lounge. Yes, was described to me by Nate Adams as in the basement of the CNN building, which he told me seven times. It's like in the basement of the CNN building. I'm like, okay, I've been to the CNN building quite a few times. I've never noticed a basement or a movie theater down there, but it's in the basement of the CNN building. It's in the basement of the CNN building.

43:23And then I drove to the CNN building and I couldn't find anything. And I was sort of circling around and I went past staples, the store. And then at some point I stopped like on sunset. I looked up at a building that said sin allowance on the side of the building. And later on when I confronted Nate on this, Nate answer was, yeah, no. Yeah, well, it's not in the basement of the CNN building exactly, but it is, I said, they shut up. Stop talking. Don't start trying to walk your way out of this one. It's not there. Yes. It's a couple buildings over in a new building. Cratzler. Where I would never park because I would be parked in the back of the CNN building and I would be walking through the lobby of the CNN building, talking to some doofus who had no idea what I meant about a theater underneath because there wasn't theater underneath. But don't try to pretend this was a kind of a half a, you know, tomato tomato thing.

44:24Wrong building. It's like Jen Huxson, Peary's Big Adventure. There's no basement in the Alamo. Later on that same week, I was dispatched to go to K-Rock to seek heaven and bean. I was confused because I had a wheelchair address, but I also know that Sirius XM is at like that same place in Wilshire and I was going to talk to them and maybe Matt or, or ways that somehow screwed up. I was going to go to K-Rock and Culver City. Matt got an email from the producer of the morning show Dave that read what, Matt. Why it asked him where you were supposed to park because that's one of the things we try to do to help limit some of the confusion. And in the process, he wrote me back and said, Adam is returning to his old studio. In case he forgot, here's the address. Right.

45:25My old studio, but not at K-Rock where I work for 10 years. I didn't know they moved to the K-L-S-X studio. No one else seemed to know that. So it would have been nice if he said old studio at K-L-S-X versus the one I'd been at for a decade at K-Rock because I was going to K-Rock. Yeah. And it's also 20 minutes away. That would be a very weird piece of math for me to do, which is going to K-Rock, going to my old studio, work at K-Rock for 10 years, different location. You need to put a little K-L-S-X over there. Because his old studio could be a color of a thing. Connect the dots. Well, one studio was three years, one studio was 10 years, but also one studio was K-Rock. Right. And I'm going to K-Rock. So that then caused that. I think we could clear this stuff up just a little bit. I think that's all on stream line.

46:26I don't. I think there are ways for Nate to not say it's in the building of another building's basement where it's not. I feel like there's ways that the people that are running the Orange County Hot Rod show could actually give you the number that was on the gate that you're supposed to enter, not a gate that doesn't exist. And I feel like when you say old studio in K-Rock, you could say K-L-S-X building. In which case, I would need no directions to know anything. But you just missed that one show. You couldn't even say old studio, old morning show studio or anything, but you can't say old studio in K-Rock because I have a couple of those and that's going to cause confusion. But I guess that's a bridge too far. And so as I was entering the building, I was like, I'm starting to get pissed off. I was like, why didn't they just tell me it was the building? I worked here for three years. And then as I walked up to the second floor, I'm like, oh my God, is it my, and there it was. Where did I go? I was like, oh, old studio. Now, did it still smell like chicken stew or whatever the hell?

47:26Axe. I was laughing with Kevin about how when we worked there, that's Danny, how we worked and Nicarat and Marble Reds, but anyway, when we worked there, people would bring in Krock Pods and make like Lentil stew at 8.45 in the morning. And I would kind of go like, what are you doing? I'm making lunch. and it's like, I'm eating my breakfast. And there's something, I don't know if you're like me. I feel like it's a little bit intimate. Like it's a little watching people eat. Like it's kind of a non-work thing. It's kind of, there's something about it that feels a little personal. Like this is, do it at home. Yeah. Here are the two things I would say. Go ahead and do it at home. And then go ahead and drop your juice at home and then show up to work. The two things went fresh and floating. When someone would destroy that bathroom at 608 in the morning, I'd be like, really? You're just at your house.

48:27How long could you've been here? That was number one. Number two is eating. I realize it's the problem. It's the management's problem. Cause they had a big peninsula table. And all that did was invite all the horrible people to get the crop pot out. Oh, there was passive aggressive judging when we sort of co-opted that as our little workspace. It was the right outside, like our staging area for like, engine. The door to the studio, he's running to the table. Where am I supposed to put my outlet bar? It was port of consequence. It was the only place you could see, make a sightline eye contact with the people in the morning show. So of course, it made perfect sense for Angie and Lynch and whoever until I do some stuff there. But there was silent judging. Not so silent passive aggressive judging. Well, I now realize we were encroaching on people's breakfast space now. I think what we're gonna have to do because everyone is horrible. I think what we're gonna have to do with the peninsula table that you're supposed to sit there with your computer open and your stand-up pad

49:28getting a little work done because you're at goddamn work. I think we're gonna have to do with that. The same thing we're gonna have to do with all freeway underpasses and any open space where homeless encampments can pop up. You know, they had a problem with skateboarders doing the kick turns and sliding down the rails and sliding on the benches. So they start putting basically speed bumps everywhere. Like they just started welding bolts that every rail and everything trying to thwart that. We now are gonna have to do that with communal kitchens and places homeless people can fly. The spikes to pigeons, to keep the pigeons away. Yeah, we'll spike that. Park benches too. We'll do that. We'll get a big styrofoam white guy with his arms folded wearing like a share sped, you know, and a bulletproof jacket and he'll be like fast and he'll be like standing there. We'll do that like they do the owls. So I have that with a scarecrow. We'll put the, we'll, where the homeless people go,

50:30we'll have to use all of the tank traps they used in Normandy. Like they would take railroad ties or actually railroad the steel part of the railroad. They take like eye beams and they, they, they, they, they sort of cartway make them into some sort of free standing kind of weird thing that would stop the landing craft, stop the tank and get into the, you know, under the, under the beach, we're not to take those, we're to scatter those all over the Southland, wherever homeless are gonna set up their camps. And then we'll put the spikes on the table on this, on the, in the work so they can't set up the crock pot, put down the bowl of cash ego lean. The guy who ate the cash ego lean was like, who was that? He was the, the board up for Frosty on the front. He was right up there. Binder. Was that, that was almost, yeah. In the, in the creepy, in the creepy department, he was up there with the tall man from the Phantasm series. Like just not physically imposing,

51:31but it is creepy as they come off putting. Yes, if anyone ever wants to see Phantasm and see the tall man, he's like the undertaker. Like it's one of those guys, like, he's just too nice to agree with her. But he's not in vigorously. His vice theft is 12 inches around. He ever smells of it. He's scared of him. You know what I mean? I'm laughing because he, he always wore suit. He was sitting there eating cash ego lean every single morning. And I'd like, and I'd always condescend the only thing to go, what's you up to? Who's he having? Having my breakfast and I'd go, oh yeah, I had mine at home, you know, before I came here. And he'd be like, oh, good for you. I'd be like, okay, you're bringing your box and you're all the koochermonts. You're making it like a slurping sound, it's lopping it into your mouth. Like, what apartments are for? Is that what apartment? I feel the same way about people are doing Tai Chi in the park. Like that, go to your living room and do your goddamn scissor kicks and your goddamn dolphin shorts and your goddamn living room. Don't come out to the park. I got kids here. What is this thing? Who are these people?

52:33You ever see people? I've seen this. I've seen it up the street. People that live in an apartment, they're in the San Fernando Valley, but they still want a sunbathe. And they don't want to go to the beach. They'll take a beach towel and spread it out on the very small front lawn of the balcony. The apartment, I've seen guys, the little swatch of grass on the front and just laying out. Like, I'd like to lay out on some grass on a towel in my, I was wearing like a speedo or something, in my trunks, but I don't want to go over the hill and I'm gonna pay eight bucks for barking. I'll do it here. That sounds horrible. It's horrible. Why can't you go to a park? I have no idea, but I don't want you to park either. That's a good point. Go to the goddamn beach or don't go at all or get some spray on tan. Go to the roof. I'll go there, sure. Yes. All right, let's see. Got a game. We got the game. Do we want to take a break? All right, we got the Rotten Tomatoes Game to play. All right, let me see the tall man anyway.

53:36Again, not physically imposing, but scary in a suit. Yeah, off-putting. Off-putting in a suit. So imagine if the tall man from Fantasium was eating cashew goleane every single morning when you walked out of your office. My God, that's him in the suit, too. Every a little off-putting, right? Yes. All right. She's giving the big thumbs up. I'm saying there's a way from the tall under, there's a way for the tall undertaker to eat cashew goleane and his, I'm guessing modest department. I'm not going to the Siamottis Crypt Department. So the bachelor's and the single's crypt department. All right, it's to him, Quick Break, back with Rotten Tomatoes. And the Banks Bracket Mandace, next. It's time to check Adam's voicemail. Adam, I'd love to get your take on Corinthian lover.

54:37Love the show. Back. You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744 Ricardo Mondevan, he loves what they've done with his car. I love that. The Chrysler Cordoba. Yeah, I think I would always say, I think people said Cordoba, but it's probably the way he said Cordoba. Or it is Cordoba. I'm going to have to figure out. It's a Chrysler Cordoba or Cordoba. Either way, the Cordoba, according to Wikipedia. Yeah, the being the V with the Hispanic accent, get a little swapped out sometimes. But it was great. We'll talk to Chrissy about it next week, but or later this week, but it was always great the way he'd go. I love what they've done with my car. Like he commissioned an automobile. A bespoke. And they designed one around his elegance and enregalness.

55:37That's great. And I remember, I just remember as a kid just looking at new car commercials going, we'll never own that car. We'll never, we'll never, we'll never buy a new car much less the Chrysler Cordoba. And as legend had it, Corinthian leather was just a word they made up. Yeah, it's leather basically, right? That's like some kind of weird, no-gahide vinyl or something like fake whatever, but they made up Corinthian leather. It does not exist. Corinthians like the old Greek or Roman. Yeah, it's the Greek, the columns, the very old Nate columns, it's supposed to suggest this very rich opulence. When in fact, I'm looking at Wikipedia, it was all made in New Jersey. It was just leather. Corinthian New Jersey. Down the road. It's his, there's no Corinthian cows. It's basically his behind. I made that word up. It did not exist before the Ace Man. And it may not exist beyond him. All right, well listen, well, let me hear, let me hear Ricardo talk about

56:37loving what he's done with this car. I know my own needs. And what I need from an automobile, I know I get from this new Cordoba. Like you asked for nothing beyond the quality of Cordoba's workmanship, the tastefulness of its appearance. I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available, even in soft Corinthian leather. It's leather. Oh, it is leather. Let me hear that again. I love the way he says Corinthian leather. That's an option. I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available, even in soft Corinthian leather. Yet it is on the highway where Cordoba best answers my demands. Now every commercial is a bisexual couple wandering around with a blunt blind guy pointing at a tree. Or dogs. The closest thing to this is Makana Hei doing the Lincoln commercial.

57:37This is the forerunner of that. Great comfort, at the most pleasant price. I have great confidence for which there can be no price in Cordoba. I have what I need. This is your savovo thing. Like he pronounces it Cordoba. But it's what the B. Mm-hmm. All right. Anyway, one more thing we weren't going to own. But still, I got a lot of pleasure out of the commercial when I was young. Like, hey, that is a guy. Listen, it was a nice. Listen, a beautiful Hossianda drives down to the beach alone, gets out of the car, and a leisure suit, and just walks down a hill. OK, sorry, go ahead there, Dawson. Oh, time for the intro. Oh, intro. Do it. The Rotten Tomatoes game is presented by True Car. Listen to that noise that's a high-possed old voice. They can only mean one thing, and you can't feel it. Dawson names the flicks, and the game makes their picks.

58:38Guessing if it's rotten or fresh. If it gets too easy, then we'll get a bonus fight. That's the one, still tomato's game. You know how we do it? Give me the rotten tomato's game. Now it's time to play. All right, so this past week, we've had some weird weather in Southern California. It was sunny. It was raining. It was even hailing in some parts. So for this round of the Rotten Tomatoes game, we're going to feature movies with that same horrifying, dangerous weather, like the kind we experienced this week. This is Los Angeles, California. 78 degrees over the weekend. The first film has it all, Quaid, Jill and Hall, and a super storm that sets off catastrophic natural disasters all over the world, destroying even Lady Liberty herself, just like what we saw here this week in Los Angeles.

59:382004's The Day After Tomorrow. I saw some theaters. I did too. I love all these kinds of movies. They're all the same one. You see the Hollywood sign destroyed. At some point, capital records, Angeline, billboard, comes down. At some point, you see the big tidal wave, knocked the statue of Liberty over. And I love it every time. And these movies were sort of invoked. I think probably Al Gore's doc in comedian truth. Probably Hollywood's always gone. There's always that scene where it's like, I've looked at your climate models. They say we have 50 years. I was off by 48 and a half. It's like, yeah, they'd ever stop and go, wait a minute, are you a genius or not? Because you said all this was going to happen in 200 years, but you're saying now it's happening Wednesday. So I'm not sure if you're our guy.

1:00:39Like now they do. Let's get him a security pass and get him into the oval office. This guy was off by 200 years, that guy. We're going to listen to him. I'm not taking you to the track. Sorry. All right. Number four is going to eventually. Could be tomorrow. Could be next week. I love all these movies. Gene, have you seen that doesn't seem like Gina kind of movie? I do like big disaster movies, but I didn't see this. They start off. There is some cool stuff in this movie. There's plenty of good stuff. The critics will never be kind to it, even though they like the idea of climate change. They still, these are always schlocky. There's always a kind of working relationship with the X-Wife. And then there's a son and their daughter, whatever. And they get apart and they have to get... They have to figure out how to do... How do you make a movie that's about a literally global climate change? How does it distill down to two people in their life? And it always like, I have to get to them. It's that. Well, what was the movie? And it was famously directed by a woman. The media was coming and everyone's head to the line.

1:01:40That was a great movie. And they really nailed that family. It was on me getting the light. Well, but that's insane. That had some real pathos to it. All right. The day after tomorrow... That's a great scene. Remember the helicopter freezes? Like there's a flash freezing and the helicopter freezes and the pilot's getting out and he freezes as he's getting out. And there's great scenes. There's also not enough of... Why not scene? There's not enough of other people. Like, if I was sitting around and like, they're in like Philadelphia and they're like, my sons and man, Hatton and they're like, the planes, the trains, everything's frozen. Then we'll walk. And the guy gears up, you know, like, I mean, I'd be like, where are you, John? If you build a fire, what are you talking about? Walk. Well, I'm good. I'm gonna apocalypse. What are we gonna do? Your son, when we're 80 feet from where we're standing right now. Dead. His son's probably long gone. Yes. He's in the... Yeah, they... This is a pretty sweet scene. Yeah, there's some good stuff to be had here.

1:02:42It's a fun watch. There's a helicopter. I can tell you. I can tell you this from watching countless movies. Don't ever get into helicopter. It never works out. The fuel lines are going to freeze. Oh, no, everything's stopping. The... They're counter-rotating. But, yeah, they're falling out of the sky. This is... All the gauges are freezing. I got no problem with that. But they're toasty warm. No, wait for it. It gets better. I got no problem with this. It's when King Kong jumps up and swats on this one I get angry. It's like the best thing you can do. Everything's freezing real time. Everything's freezing. You got to watch this, right? All right. Sorry, but this is... I didn't realize this was crazy. It's very visual. But a fun watch. A fun watch. All right. Here comes your... Here comes your... Where? Poking his head out. Pile of books is head out. I survived. I survived. It's freezing. It's freezing. It's freezing. All right. Okay.

1:03:43Fun. But the critics can. 99. They must have been hard on this one. They must have been. What were they? Well, they liked the message of climate change and it's so easy. Is that enough? Man made whatever. No, it's enough to add a couple of points on something that could be in the 40s. It's enough to get it up to 55. You know, I wrote down 44 and crossed out and put 38 to buy Final Score. My one and only score 40. The day after tomorrow is rotten. Brian should have gone with your gut. 44. God. God. The next film showcases friendship, love and filthy pieces of white trash. Set against a backdrop of some very extreme weather. Not weather super normal or anything. Just mother nature being a big bitch on a bad day. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and ACS alumnus Bill Fickner in 2000's the perfect storm.

1:04:51Wolf, Gain Peterson. Good to meet you. I saw this in the theater also. A true story, Ryan. Yep, but Andrew Regale. Oh, this was. I want to see some co-workers who I hated and after leaving the movie, I was like, that was really good. And they're like, I didn't like it because spoiler alert. If you haven't seen this perfect storm, this 30 year old movie, fast forward 30 seconds. They go, everyone dies at the end. How do they know what happened? How could they make a movie about like, that's why you make movies. Because you don't always know. You can make things up or you can go with the best different you have. Or it's a movie. But they were like, in sense that they made some stuff up. But everyone died at the end in real life. That's right. That was their point. How could they make a movie? Everyone died. I love anything on a boat. I love anything with a big wave. This was good. I don't think it was considered great, but it was good. And this is a tough one in the... The people like these guys. Was there a love interest subplot?

1:05:52Yeah, the show was... A little bit. But she was back. It was a... Oh, was it a little bit? She's keeping the home fire's burning. It was... It was... It was what's her name? It was a... A Judd, wasn't it? No. Actually, John? Or somebody... Type, the dark hair, the features, and the high cheekbones. I can't... Mary Elizabeth, Master Antonio? She's a person. Can we look that up? Yeah, so what... No, she was the other captain. Oh, was she... Oh, she was the other... She wasn't back at home. She's the only... She's a captain, but hot. She's a captain, she's a man. It's Dine Lane, I was gonna say. Oh, Dine Lane. That's what I wanted. Oh, God. Dine Lane and Judd, boy, they had a little crossover at a certain point. All right. So... What? Good movie? I liked it a lot. I liked it, too, but this is not also the kind of stuff that critics want to cheer. So... Okay. Locked in, Brian. I'm probably biased by my own enjoyment of this movie. I said 83. Oh, my God.

1:06:52I'm over. I know. I might have been a little off on this. We'll see. I didn't see it. I don't know. I took a stab. I said 51. Oh, no. This is a very good movie. I said 78. It's good, and I just thought that the critics were... I just thought that the critics wouldn't love it like they could have. You probably would probably write. The perfect storm is rotten. No! Yes! At 47, you're talking about... Oh, all right. That's crazy. Wow. What's your... What's the beef? I don't get it. It's just like it's sort of exactly what it was. It's a very good movie. Three guys, or four guys, you know, out on a tune of boat and they hit this perfect storm, based on a true story. This film suffers from any actual drama or characterization. I disagree. I have a giant way. I have a lot of drama in this movie. Yeah, that's what it says. I feel good about it. I guess there's a thing... I'm not sure how it works, but once you get into the rotten category, you then must write something negative about it.

1:07:52To justify it. Yeah, it's like... I don't know. I'm not sure if it's a hammer as an R rating, so then they have to go R rating four and they're like seasonal violence. And you're like, what? What are you talking about? I thought that sounded like... I don't know. We just made... That's a Corinthian leather. Like, we just made it up. It's like, well, you can't give it an R and then make up stuff. Some violence. Like, you mean amateur boxing? No, we gave it an R. So we have to justify the R. So we have to write stuff that justifies the R. Otherwise, seems like we're insane. Really, surprise. I like this movie quite a bit. I did too. All right, Gina, look at you. Okay, we'll see. Okay, we'll see. The perfect storm. Oh. Oh, sorry. Yeah, Chris, this will remind me. Scream 2. 81. Scream 2, right? 81. There you go. I'm very upset about this. All right, here we go. All right, our next film features Helen Hunt. And a man who tragically did not outlive Jan Michael Vincent.

1:08:54I love this movie. Guys, we've got cows. And Bill Paxton in 1996's Twister. Everyone liked to look at the name. I'd wrote down seven minutes ago on my piece of paper. Paxton, yeah. Yeah. Down Bill Paxton, before we started the category, because I saw true lies the other night. And I forgot how great Bill Paxton's. The vet? Yeah, that's a what? Yeah, the Ed Moore, the Ed Moore to doing that film, then he thought like it wasn't just like what quick scene or funny little vignette or whatever. He's in multiple scenes and it's funny. And he kind of kicked off the plot. I wrote down Bill Paxton before we started because I wanted to bring it up and then Twister. So here we are. Is this the first thing we saw Philip Seymour Hoffman in? I've actually never seen this. What? Yeah. The first time I ever saw him. Yeah. He was in this and then there were the evil storm chaser should drove the black vans.

1:09:54So you know they're bad. Bad guys. And the bad storm chasers. And there's morality in storm chase. That was like Carrie L. Wiz or L. Oh, yeah, L. Wiz, yeah. And so this was at the theater. What did you say? 95? Oh, what? Oh, what? Twister was 96. 96. I saw this like literally with they did a K rock showing of this in Westwood. And I remember going to it in 96 and I even. God, I have a very distinct memory of being a newly girlfriend, Lynette. Jimmy had a couple of Katie and Kevin were young, very young at the time. I think Lynette volunteering to babysit for them while Jimmy and his then wife and me went to Westwood.

1:10:55Did you watch the movie? Yeah. And it was, it's a good movie. It's like, I'm scared of me again. It's like, I don't think the critics are going to say it's good, but it's good. It's exactly as advertised. There's storm chases. There's love. And there's a tornado. And spoiler alert, if you're ever in the middle of a tornado, strap a belt to something. It will be fine. Yes, that's what they did. Oh, right. It's tough because you watch these movies and you go, yeah, it's good. It's fine. That gets well done. It's exactly what it's supposed to be. And then they go 31 and you go, screw you. Like it's fine. Well, this one I have a little skin in again, because I remember thinking this was a fun movie. I hadn't seen the other two. And you got Helen Hunt is a strong woman in this, which is good for a couple of points. A good, strong woman. A guarantee if that tuna boat had been filled with chicks, we'd be in the 80s. It would be called to. Even if it was a crab boat, they would still have to designate it to an abode.

1:11:56Oh, go check. That's how they do it. No, talk to the Coast Guard. If they're on the crab, but it's an all female group, they will call it a tuna boat. I know it. Oh, yes. Oh, look it up. Okay. Helen Hunt was a strong central character in this, and it was well done. Okay, Brian. I'm drawn dead here. I've drawn blind. I just shot in the dark. Probably went too high. It's at 68. Oh. Yeah, I was thinking about that, but I won 59. I went 60. Twister is rotten. Damn it. At 57%. Oh. All right. Okay. The best case scenario for me. Our fourth film is a thriller and a disaster flick rolled into one. It showcases just how badly rain can spoil a good day or a stressful day in which you and your partners are trying to pull off an armored car heist. 1997's hard rain.

1:12:57I've never heard of this. Oh, I kind of remember. More extreme than Christian Slater. Yeah. It's a number time. I've actually never seen this either. Cool poster. I never heard of it. I never, I didn't, it's like they went to a town and it's, it's like hurricane heist, which is like, I saw on the theater title. Yeah. All right. Let's get this moving. It can't, there's no way this is fresh. Get that off the table. Now we have that. Hey, man, we could be in the teens here. Or is it competent enough and is Morgan Freeman liked enough to get us into the thing? This is before Morgan Freeman was kind of God. You want to be just an actor back then. All right. Brian, what do you got? Oh, hell, hold on. I haven't seen it. I don't know for a fact that I've heard of. Well, that makes it easier. Oh, my God. I don't know. You saw a perfect storm and it threw you. 33. All right. 31. 30. All right.

1:13:58All right. Hard rain has rotten at 28. All right. This is no time to determine where you are. That's the one. That's where I already been. You did 30. Yeah, I did 30 times. All right. So, Gina's a little lead here, I think. I got to be bringing up the rear. Here we go. This next film tells the story of a board game with dire consequences. Among them, evil flesh eating flowers, killer mosquito things, and a monsoon that almost claims the lives of the four main characters, 1995's Jumanji. So, the original with the tag and Robin Williams and you saw this and you're young and you thought this is fun, but we never know what the critics thought. This is a tough one. Yeah. I think everyone's sort of within striking distance of one another here. I need to make up some points. She's got a 20 point lead probably on us. Yeah. I'm going to she keep it. I'm going to try to think. I'm going to think. Okay. This could be anything.

1:14:59It could be anything. All right. I'm locked in. Is everyone locked in? Okay. This movie should be in that, I don't know, mid 60s early 70s. It's good enough, but I went extraordinarily low because I got to make up 15 or 20 points. I want 42. I have the same strategy 48. I went the other way. They remade it. I think there's still a lot of spin off hype. And I loved it when I was a kid. I said 78. Please be low. Please just be fresh. We needed to go 60. No. Jumanji is rotten. Woo! Mother efforts. At 53. Okay. All right. That's going to drop pretty close. I got a five on that one. Wow. I was excited. Oh, wait. I got a five fight. I was within five. Okay. Oh, the Imp Gina. That told you, go 60. You're protecting a lead. I voted with my heart. I know what you love when they have. You've planted it. I stepped into my truth.

1:15:59You go down the middle. You protect your lead. You went into your truth. I thought I was. Maybe it was a hundred. People are horrible. These critics, they're not going to give love to these kinds of movies. All right. I went too low trying to. I thought you were going to go 60. So I was going way low. And off chance. But here we go. Well, everybody made the podium in this well fought round. Congratulations. Congratulations. But Gina Grad. Congratulations on your new website. Grandfreecomfortfood.com. That's good. I love it. Paul Bryan. You got a score of 63, man. It's half I got last time. Adam Corolla, the boss man. Certainly showing Bryan who's boss is score of 58. Wow. What the hell? And with that 58, I must say congratulations, boss.

1:17:02On your new stand up. First stand up special ever. Not talk about material. Yeah, it's great. Filmed at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon. Pick it up now at chassis.com. These plugs. Gina Grad. I have some sad news for everyone else. You win with a 38. Oh, wow. Still pointed out. It's still for that 20 point victory. And handily. You want to, what, 53? You packed on 25 pounds. Packed, you got 25 onto that last one. Yeah. So you're cruising around in the teens? I might, let's see, four, ten. Yeah, like 15. But you got a 15 going into that bad boy. Well done. Damn impressive. Thank you. Nice job. Not my genre. The disaster movie. You got some movies to watch. Yeah. Presented by TrueCar.

1:18:02All right, we got the, uh, Banks bracket coming neck. All right, we're going to the brackets. Welcome back to Banks' bracket madness, where there are more losers than a Corolla family reunion. Speaking of, yesterday saw your votes making language of losers. The winner of the second Lackie conference match up against a song about spilling seed. Number one seeded. Gary's Jet Airliner. In the KLSX conference and Colter was the clear winner over Bohemian bruska, though all of us were losers for having to hear her voice. Today, we continue with another match up from the Christmas conference. First up, a song about a man who's not so jolly. Come on, sidewalks, bombs on sidewalks, illegal selling ice cream.

1:19:05Three way signs with pub, Dwyer and graffiti. Traffic crawling, clunkers stalling, backed up mile after mile. So on every podcast you will hear, Adam Yell. Adam Yell. Adam Yell. L.A. is such a piece of shit sitting. A river, a river, Tony Valar. One day you just move away.

1:20:06Powerful. Yeah, I had a chance to drive. I bring it up every time. It's imprinted in my mind. I drive from Locke and Yada down to Midwilshire. And there's that point where it just spits you off somewhere on Western. You just take it all and then take Western all the way across or whatever it is. Santa Monica. The homeless, the trash. It's like it's nuts. It is. It is damnation alley. It's Armageddon out there. I try to stay away from the city and the Hollywood and L.A. And the pocket between L.A. and Hancock Park or Hollywood or whatever. It is a goddamn mess out there. Was it a tie a scared? Well, that was in Sun Valley. Oh, right. Same deal. She didn't want to get out of the car. Like it's dicey. It's weird. It's like, first off, the garbage is overwhelming. Wow. I started. I was just going down. I think it was like Santa Monica down around Western or Normandy or something.

1:21:08And I was like looking up side streets, head and up toward the freeway. It's just garbage. Yeah. It's out of control. It's like at some point, it's like that movie Toy Soldiers are way too bad. Wow. What was the one where they took over the academy? That's it. There are the days I took a movie called Toy Soldiers. Isn't that like a Sean Ashton? Yes. It's like we've we had this academy called Los Angeles that was run by the Colonel. And now we've given it up. Like we've given up. It is a goddamn dicey mess. I can't. I couldn't imagine walking anywhere, especially with your kids. There you go, making Toy Soldiers references again. That's right. All right. Sorry. Go ahead. Awesome. Up against that Grinchy song. Is it tuned about a guy who's tuned out? So this is August. The stolen pelican. Hit the buffet before him.

1:22:14Or he'll leave you with none. Yes, it's my August. The world's cheapest man. Still the toilet paper. From the hotel care. His name is Michael Daz. He's the world's cheapest man. He's selling his own grandma. For a couple of us. His name is Mike's August. Still his brother in law shoes. Such a penny pension. People think he's a Jew.

1:23:18Merry Christmas, Mike August. But to the song is a pie. He'll be pissed if he heard it. But he's tuned to now. I don't know Mike's version of him wearing his brother in law shoes. But I said, who shoes are those? I like to ask people, where'd you get those shoes? Because I don't trust people. And fondly or many years ago. The special footwear guy right there. I like him walking in here with some suspicious tennis shoes. I was like, where'd you get those shoes? He's like, where'd you get them? And he's like, I got them. I go, where'd you get them? They're my dads. I go, good. Why don't you say that at the first time so I can get on with my life?

1:24:18I don't know. I just white shoes, but there were Wilson. Then I just thought, what? That's not the only way to show. 29 year old wears a Wilson shoe. Anyway. So I looked down at Mike. I was like, where'd you get those shoes? He's like, I got them. I was like, I want to know the story of those shoes. And he said, my brother in laws. And I was like, he gave you those shoes? No, I'm house sitting. I said, why are you wearing his shoes? He's like, he's not wearing them. He's not long. He's in it. I'm like, wait a minute. We're not on a date. Like, you're not trying to look stylish. You don't want to put miles on your shoes. Yeah. You can help it. I think that's what's going on. He'd give you another answer. I think he didn't want to put, this wasn't a fashion thing. Every step is worth. This is tread. Not wanting to put mileage on his shoes. Not wanting to devide it. Like, it was a least car. And he had to turn it back in. Maybe he's a genius. He may be. Evil genius. All right.

1:25:18You did this to me last week. You asked me about my shoes. And I told you that Nate gave them to me. Oh, really? Yeah, he said, what's up with your shoes? And I said, oh, I just got them. And then he was like, no, what's going on? And I said, oh, Nate gave them to me. Because he didn't want them. I study everybody. And it's not the shoe. It's the shoe they wear. So when I see you in different shoes out of your lane, then I have questions. Are you bowling lane? But they were just tennis shoes? Or what were they? They're like green, yeah, green tennis shoes. But it didn't add up for Christmas. But there weren't yours. Yeah. Okay. All right. I noticed. I noticed things. That's all right. I should have been a detective. I think I could have bust. I could bust a lot of cold cases wide open. Come on. All right. All right. Go ahead. Next up, we're back in the... It doesn't fit into a category. But it's too good not to play, conference. Where our first contender is the Ace Award winner from 2017. And the longest song in the tournament. So buckle up. Could be the beginning of something great.

1:26:20Or it could be painful humiliating 20 minutes. First off, I got to say this. I'm nervous. I don't know why, but I've never done this before. Jimmy Kimmel, Pets on plane, Adam's magic crystal brain. Back up, he was Brian's Cantal and easy hippie mom. Seth McFarlane Gavin, some mass old patent trodler. Soon when Brian cramps him, Brian Bishop both spilled with a Y. Why? Mothloplop can't burn, that's your tea. No red turns, Jay. More the deaf right guy, Brian Cranson does gay eye. No more showers, high G. He pissed off the Philippines. Alex Baldwin reeled, offer darkness, righty good bye. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep complaining and you're never waning. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep on going, cause it's hard he's blowing. Robo Power makes you say 50 years will all be chicks.

1:27:20Max a badder, half-targety, jukin on a flight. Fidstock, ductus, bass, Richard Martin and Wajaz. Larry Miller's road trips occupy Wall Street. K. R. R. Road, H. Newman's got a winning doubt. Fondin' new is dropping turds. Hardin' Williams doing first try. So we can rage podcast on a cruise ship. Inless rant, IPA, turn a bit of Rose. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep complaining and you're never waning. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep on going, cause it's hard he's blowing. T-O-Gay Marty Lang, August looks like Katie Lang, Rich Bates, Jeetus Tits. Who the fuck sells this shit? Gary Goe's Doctor True, David Wild Ball, too. Lacky Stole his Micro-Brew, Elliott Cool in a View. Sunny Bono, Yo-Go, Beastie Boys, Hollin' Nose, View, House or Micro. Mayo, Vio, Vitario.

1:28:20Dawson, President, Me, Made a Peanut, Adil, G, Sretards, At the Huff-Poke, Kevin Spitzer, Mass Hold. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep complaining and you're never waning. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep on going, cause it's hard he's blowing. Alvin Brooks has best guessin' it. Kinked off Southwest, Molly Philly, Big Mama got it all. Sunny in the town, you're not Taco Bell, Matilda, Yo, Old Up Cheap Cause, Chainspoken Baby, Don't Know, Bearing First Class. Dagger's Teddy Pinder, Grass, DFT, Not JB. What else do you want from me? He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep complaining and you're never waning. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep on going, cause it's hard he's blowing. Taboo, Too, Bum, Too, Definitely not a Jewish man. Poor man, Bollywood, K-Lin.

1:29:20Taxi's Fisher, Jeff Rosrose, Eisen and the Gold Post. Get his record from your face, a Liberty apprentice. Made a movie, favorite treats, Red bracelet for reading beats. Do his best, not your best. Window of Negligence. He sold out Seattle's more. Mangri is a Newtaker store. What can he's complain about? Mom is Channing Free. He's the 2000 podcasts. And you keep complaining and you're never waning. He's the 2000 podcasts. And if the mics we're gone. He's still getting on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Wow. How does it sound like that? That doesn't seem fair. That vision, Niel, as well. It's just too good. Yeah, it's something. It's epic. You guys should. It's pretty fantastic. Go online and look at it too, cause the visuals are just insane. The visuals are great. That really takes another level. We had the pleasure of watching it with the visuals. You guys do yourself a favor and check it out. And you know what? I get a little teary eyed when I watch that. It's crazy. It's pretty cool.

1:30:20It's also, it's, it's, life moves so fast. You just can't keep track of all this stuff. So this reminds you. There's so many. Oh yeah, Mom. Oh yeah. All right. Just look. What's up against that? The next song isn't as long. But it just might be as strong. It's an ode to one particular street in Los Angeles. Can we make a more Torium slash band on Goddamn Alvera Street? The San Fernando Valley is turning into Tijuana. How about we launch a honky avenue? Just rich whitey lounging with like a mid-Jula. Uh-huh. There is a street called Alvaro. With lots of Mexican ships to be found. A buncho. It's like a rugged and wear. But now it's days in Los Angeles. That could be any street in the town. And so we got a rock down to Hunky Avenue. Alvera Street for whitey. Oh, we got a rock down to Hunky Avenue.

1:31:22Dave Matthews plays their nightly. Never ending game from Matthews. Sores are selling gold cufflinks. Two guys who own an NFL team. A $12 try-key for your drink. It's a Donald Trump with Dream Good God. We're gonna rock down to Hunky Avenue. Free parking for your Tesla. Oh, we're gonna rock down to Hunky Avenue. It's a whitey bouffier stuff. Honky street everybody. There we go. Wow. That's a funny song. It's unfortunate that Hunky Avenue has to run into the buzz saw. I know, because that song does make you laugh. And it is funny that we still have an Alvera street. With every street's Alvera street. All right, sorry. Go to AdamCorel.com now. Vote to see who goes to the sweet 16 of Banks' bracket madness.

1:32:26I love this notion. All right, news coming in one second. Quick break and we come back with the news right after this. Well, it's been almost a year since ABC canceled the Roseanne reboot. And Roseanne still seems to be pretty angry about it. The show was canceled following Bar's tweet about Barack Obama aid of Valerie Jarrett. I think we have that from back in the day if you don't remember. We got it. There we go. Well, she walked it back by screaming I didn't know the bitch was black. She sure did. She could.

1:33:27Well, she did. She did. She did. The mother's brotherhood and the planet of the apes had a baby equals VJ, Valerie Jarrett. And she does claim to say that that would had nothing to do with race. There's just that was what was on her mind. But in an interview with the Washington Post, she says her former co-star Sara Gilbert is to blame for the show's cancellation. So Gilbert played Roseanne's daughter, Darleen, on the show for a million years. She was the first co-star to react to the tweet. She said Roseanne's recent comments about Valerie Jarrett and so much more are abhorrent. Do not reflect the beliefs of our casting crew or anyone associated with the show. I am disappointed in her actions to say the least. And Roseanne said Gilbert destroyed the show and my life with that tweet. She has mental illness. I don't know that she'll ever be happy or satisfied or comfortable in her own skin. I hate Sara Gilbert because I don't mind whatever you are.

1:34:30I tell you I have this thing, which is like if you're gay or gay, for transsexual, transsexuals, you're black, you're black, Hispanic, you're Hispanic. You can't make every interview in the world about your sexuality or about your heritage. And I did that piece of shit show, whatever the talk or the app or whatever the piece of shit would be gone in a million years if unemployable people weren't watching it. And I do like doing a pre-interview or doing the show or whatever, but she want to know about like my feelings toward her sexuality. And it's like I don't give it so narcissistic. Like you've chosen to eat pussy as a lifestyle. So be it. You did. I like eat pussy as well. I five. There you go. We can agree on that. Now can we get on with the goddamn interview about the book and do a little less about how this makes you feel or about anyone's heritage. It is so narcissistic at this, it's insane. It's a, it's a, we don't need to, it's a trap.

1:35:30It's a trap. Every politician is falling into it. Every celebrity's falling into it. It's just who, the answer is I don't care what you do during, in your life. That's the answer. It makes no never mind to me what your sexual proclivities are, who you're with, what color you are, what your heritage is. I think about it not. And the fact that you think that I'm somehow obsessed with that is a narcissistic thought. I have no thoughts. I have the ultimate narcissistic thought. I think about my own shit. I don't care about what you do. Well, and also to have that, I'm not, I don't know that they said this per se, but to have that portray you as some sort of a bully or some kind of a murder. I don't care what you do. That's for you to do. Yes. Yes. Me getting involved in what you're doing, even in the form of thinking about it, is the opposite of being colorblind or blind or liberal or whatever it is.

1:36:31You do whatever you want. I have no interest in it. And you know, all this stuff, it's all this gotcha stuff. Like, are you going to pick a female running mate or are you going to pick an African? It's like, I'll just pick the best person. Leave it at that. There's no right answer anymore. And also, this like, again, it's all this weird thing. It's like, we need representation. Just need the best. There's plenty of luck. There's, um, angle of Merkel. Merkel. Merkel. On one side, there's Margaret Thatcher on the other. They're both females. They're both running the ran countries. They both did it in very different ways and a very different political whatever. Who's to say which is better? If you're on one side, you greet with Angela. If you're on the other side, you greet with Margaret Thatcher. But it has nothing to do with their ovaries. It's just that's... To put it in the leadership style. Every single. There is not a Republican on the planet that wouldn't vote for a re-incarnate, a Margaret Thatcher,

1:37:42a Margaret Thatcher in 2012 over Barack Obama or any white male on that side. I'll pick a white. Clinton. Bill Clinton. No. And they'd go the other way too. It has nothing to do. It's all of who you agree with. We're constantly doing this like, hey, this person looks like me. So I'm voting for them. Look, there's nobody's closer to me than my dad. I would never vote for him to do anything. You'd be a fool. You'd be a fool to vote for him to be dog catcher. He would screw that up royally. You'd be... All of us would be eaten by dog at some point later that day. If my dad was appointed dog catcher. I would never vote for him. I would never vote for my mom. They're incompetent people. That's this thing of like, I need someone who looks like me. It's bothering me. And also, it's selling... It's basically saying, you're buffoon who doesn't think clearly.

1:38:43Nobody thinks that way. There's ten people who think that way. The rest is one who they agree with. Again, two females, Angela Merkel and... That's a... That completely different. And each side would vote each one in happily. Right. Because they agreed with the philosophy. Yeah. Okay. That's how it works. It's a good place to be. Okay. Think about that for upcoming elections. Thank you. Well, the day that's... Is that stupid show off yet? The talk or whatever? I don't know. I'm not home at that day watching TV. No, no, no. It's such a zero. She's such a zero. She didn't say anything. No one says anything on that show. Still on? Yeah. She's in 28th. You're booked next week. Yeah. I don't know when... This is uncomfortable. I don't know when this was from, because I was just kind of tooling around the other day listening. But I heard the Joe Rogan interview of Roseanne. And it's compelling. I feel a lot of sympathy for her and not necessarily for reasons that she would want me to.

1:39:43I don't know how else to explain it. She's very kind of out there and she seems... She compromised. Well, maybe. Like, she believes what she believes. I don't think she's lying. I just... I don't know. I felt a lot of sympathy for her when I would hear her just kind of... Just rant. She's... I think she has mental illness. I think and also in her world, she's probably been abused, you know, like sexually abused or whatever. And considering where she comes from, she's provided a lot of jobs, got a lot of people paid and paid a lot of taxes. And my thing is kind of like, I don't know this notion of you can't work anymore because you said something that was off-putting to us. My feeling is like, I don't know, apologize and go back to work or donate yourself, go down to the woman's shelter or something for a weekend and donate some time and then go back to work. I don't draw a straight line if you can't work anymore. That's just like, what about the other people that were getting paid on that job?

1:40:44What about the taxes and whatever you were generating? Yeah. It's a weird... Don't work. I don't get it... To me, it's like, don't pay taxes, go to prison. My thing is, don't pay taxes, go make us... Go pay enough of double taxes. Go go out and work. Well, and you think anyone on the crew who was offended by what she said, what would they rather do? Have the show canceled or have her move on and keep... She has back 200 B-Pulls anyway. All right. All right. So there we go. The Daily Mail reports that Instagram will block anti-vax hashtags and an ongoing attempt to crack down on medical misinformation being shared on social media. So it's Facebook owned and it announced it will minimize recommendations of this kind of content and accounts that post about it. So the short-term measure... But how will we know which friends are insane? Right. Short-term measures will include these kind of hashtags. Hashtag vaccines cause autism. Hashtag vaccines are poison. Hashtag vaccine cause harm.

1:41:45However, a spokesperson from the social media giant warned it will take several weeks to have this all come into effect. These hashtags are everywhere. So get your hashtags in people. Right. We're getting them now. So it's crazy. How much momentum something can have based on zero evidence? Like this thing took off not because of a groundbreaking study out of Yale. Just took off because nutball Jenny McCarthy went, wait a minute, how come my kid has autism? And then they looked around the room like a superstitious native. And because of volcano wasn't going off at the time. That's a bit reason. They blamed it on vaccinations and then all the nut jobs who watched a talk got in line behind her. Jesus Christ. It's dangerous people. You don't experience this because you don't really engage like on social media, you know, Facebook and Instagram. Jenny, you have personal friends. I assume on Instagram. It is a weird thing to see people. I was joking about the how we know which of our friends are insane.

1:42:47It is a weird thing to see someone you know maybe know well post something that it's like this. Like if they were to post like hashtag vaccines cause autism. It'd be like, yeah, like it's a weird thing to see someone who you know and possibly respect it. It's like post crazy stuff. Yeah, and look, you have you have thoughts about Gospacho cold soup. I'm all I'm all ears, but no one could be further away from the science of vaccination than Jenny McCarthy. So shut your pie hole or open it and put the Gospacho in it. Yeah. So all the Gospacho's the life. What could be like I can do. I think everyone can do a little bit of like, oh, you got to burn. Here's an ice cube or something, but vaccinations. Yeah. Who's qualified to weigh in on vaccination? Anyone who knows how to use a hashtag. Play me out of the year in 1996. Right. That's what's what I'm saying. It's none of us are qualified for that.

1:43:48All right. Sad and weird. Yeah. So Carolina Panther quarterback Cam Newton has a plan in place in order to bounce back from disappointing 2018. He went on the late late show at James Corden to explain the different challenges he takes on each month to sort of challenge himself as body as mine. He's been doing it since January. Here's Newton running down the list with actor David Breanna sitting beside him. What he's doing. What he's giving up every month. Okay. So every month, every month, I've really, you know, this has been all season. I try to challenge myself in many different ways. Okay. January, I decided the whole year. I'm not going to bet. Right. So I saw in the wire. I'm not bad. I'm not bad at anything. I was just a bad. So no bets on in January. Then it carried over. Then no bets. February. What was it? Oh, vegan. Yeah. So yeah. So vegan. Yeah. Vegan in February. Yeah. Yeah.

1:44:48Vegan in February. Maybe this last one. Maybe this last one. So we got, yeah, vegan in February. No masturbation. No masturbation. March. I'm giving, I hope this is an adult crowd. It looked like it is. No climax. No climax. Woo! The band shot the front door. Straight up. No. No. I'm going through a transition right now. Like, oh no. I'm going. How many days in March? February. You got 28 days in February. 31. Oh. You do not want to run into him. At the public pool on like the 30th. Yeah. It's March 22nd. Run! You're on scan. And listen. No does not mean no. If he means yes. He says the goal line. He's running. He built like an action figure. That guy, man. You can't get away from him. No. That's an adonis of a man. He's an adonis. He, it's weird because they always kind of talk about, maybe it's a little racist. You know, they talk about Garoppolo or Tom Brady or something.

1:45:50He quietly could be the best looking dude in the NFL. Easily. If everyone got down to their underpants. Yeah. I think he'd win that. He'd win that calendar competition. Yeah. I don't personally find Tom Brady to be as attractive as everyone else does. Oh boy. It's hard to say something. I'm sorry. Garoppolo. Super cute. And Cam come on. And then Tom somewhere, you know, Tom's, Tom's good looking dude. It's conventional. I don't know. I don't know. They're intentionally ruggedly handsome. They're, he's good looking. Garoppolo has more interesting features and Cam does as well. It's, it's my theory. I don't really think of this for Tom, but I'm doing it for your sake. There are people that are good looking because there is nothing wrong with them. Right. And he's got nothing wrong with them. And he sort of falls under that. Hey, now, Cam is kind of a weird phenom, you know, and there are other guys that have like piercing this or whatever that. And it's not totally that, but he's got a dusting.

1:46:50There's skinny blondes that are Jennifer Aniston is good looking because there's nothing bad looking about her. Right. And thus she's good looking, but it's still not the Angelina Jolie, Janice Cicloff, like crazy things that are put together. Sure. All right. Let me tell you about that. I'm going to say Jenny Grad. Thank you. He wasn't going to do that. Come on. All right. Janice, do one more. All right. Well, a couple in South Texas recently challenged pet co's all leashed pets are welcome policy by bringing in their African Watusi, which looks like, yeah, Cam Newton not gambling in January. Yeah. How was her going to translate on to the, and he said in January, he decided he's not gambling for the rest of the year. I think that's what he said in the interview. Isn't he going to feel strongly frowned upon that? Yeah. That's what I, that struck me as odd. Maybe a poker night with a guy. But with that logic then starting in March, he's going to go through 2019 without a climax. Well, he didn't specify that. I thought he was talking about the mother. Yeah, there's just talking about the month.

1:47:50I don't know. I don't need to, but then I heard him say, I think for January, he said it for the year. Oh, for the year. All right. So no gambling, which again, if I'm a Carolina fan, I'm like, I didn't know you had a problem. He's going to say, if that's the first thing you give up in the year, are you like shooting dice on the sideline? And if not, who cares if you're playing online poker? Specific about that. Because is he playing like locker room cards, the dominoes, or is he like, uh, people nervous? You take care of landed minus three. By the way, the guy who's 65 to 70 and is, it built like an action figure, going vegan is not going to help his frame. I don't, I don't feel like that's a good one either. He takes a lot of punishment to the style. You know, he has a lot. All right. Well, that was my thing. I'm going to work as a bite. I thought I was going to hear something like watch a lot of game films or run, dragging a truck tire. You know what I mean? Tim T. Buzz at Homeboy, who doesn't work, Cam. Doesn't make you out of quarterback. That's right. Yeah. All right. It's a back to pet cow.

1:48:51I think we have some video that you can see him walk in his giant giant. It's like a bull, like a longhorn. Uh, into a pack of the horns. The horns is tall as the man. They're insane. I mean, they're going to you. Is that a Brahma bowl or is that just what? It's an African what to see and they're known for those just absolutely mammoth horns. Horn. So the couple wrote on Facebook that Oliver, that's the name of the little guy, was welcomed with open arms by the staff. I'm not joking. Is he going to fit through the door? That doesn't. Yeah. He's a little bit more. Look at Oliver. Oliver tilts his little head. Oh, he's a little bit more. They're novel, novel horns and. That's cute. Oliver walks with a kind of a swagger and it's a kind of badass. Yeah, it's if you ever see a guy at the gym with a huge hog and he's walking from the shower locks got the same stride, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I know it. So he brings them in and all the employees are coming over to pat and it's great and tell

1:49:52a car backfires and he kills 19 people like fucking like. That thing goes on a rampage like if that thing gets. Can you imagine if that thing gets spooked, people are dying. Well, there's a low chance of that though, obviously a chance. Oliver's a trained sort of a show until the car backfires and then he goes on a killing spring. It goes to rodeos. He does other things. He says crazy animal. And do you have any guesses? Now, we don't know his weight specifically, but I know the average weight or what what an African wattuzzi bull can reach according to the lives dot conservancy. How much do you think he this one weight approximately? The horns along got to be 250 pounds. So what they can get you and wait. Yeah, I mean, he's a pretty big guy. You got to go 20 21 hundred pounds. I was going to say tons. So I'll lower I'll go I'll go 1800 pounds. Okay. Well, you're close 1600.

1:50:53They can get to. He's a big boy. Yeah, it is crazy when you hear about a great light shark wing like 3000 pounds or something like, oh my god. What was that story we're talking about, Max, a pada about the guy. He had the same thing. Had a clone and then it just kept killing kept goring him. This is bull, right? We talk about cloning a bull and he cloned it. I mean, it's, it's a story of you clone like that things all sweet, nice and level. And then it dies one day and you clone it and the new one keep goring people. Yeah. Anyway, all right. Let's bring it home. You got it. I'm Gina grad and that's the news. Hashtag vaccines cause autism. Gina Gina. That was the news with Gina grad. Castroledge stronger under pressure. Engine can lose up to 10% of performance due to friction. Castroledge with fluid titanium transforms under pressure.

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1:52:56And Hasselhoff wasn't even clone. Is this a twin? With a goat. Yeah. Yep. Although to the keen observer, you knew it was just Hasselhoff playing both roles. Yeah, if you had that kind of eye. Well, neither one of them could act. So that's my first clue. Wait a minute. We've cloned Abraham Lincoln. He saw the race relation from one problem. What's that? He's going up every one second. Oh my God. But race relation itself still say a small price to pay. Yeah. So second chance, Gord owner Ralph so badly that he ends up in the hospital twice. But Ralph remains certain that they've gotten back 95% of chance. Yeah, except for the sac tearing part. The last crucial 5% where your sac is opened up like a trout. I saw a two-box clone in a coach. I was like, what happened? What? It was a great show. That was what? If you were the VIP section. Yeah, thank God it was in the VIP section. He was a little bit of a diva, what did you say? I don't think he'd been on stage in a while.

1:53:57He's cloned after all. Yeah. He's still getting the big rust out. Tor some sacs. Well, they say you've got to tear some sacs and make an omelet. They say that? Well, they call them wave us. All right. Did we bring it home? Good sports coming up. Live shows everywhere. San Francisco, Sacramento, Bray, Denver, go to AdamProlah.com. Slash events to find out when I'm coming to town near you. Check out my special. You can get a chassis or iTunes wherever you like. Amazon. I'm proud of it. And I appreciate it. Also, check out, let's see. Oh, God. I'll figure this out. So, until next time. I'm Saddle Crawler for Gina Grad. And Bald Ryan. Say Mahala. Damn. Was it good? Oh, Riley. Auto parts. Yeah, man. Oh, Riley.

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1:57:03Yes, thank you. I was Rosie Cheeks. Thank you. And Ray William Johnson here as well. That's having a YouTube sensation. Ray has himself show called Equal Street. Has 8.6 million YouTube subscribers? Unbelievable. And I was at the track last weekend. And I think that's where the sunkist part comes in. Ray, how do you amass that kind of, I mean other than being good. How do you amass that? How does it all start for you? Slowly but surely. So the first month I started making videos, I had about 30 people watching me. I was doing it for my college dorm room back in New York. That's kind of how my audience was. OK, continue. Yeah, yeah. And I remember thinking, OK, if I were a stand up comedian, this would be sort of a bar full of people and that's cool. And then the next month it was like 50 and then after that it was 100 and then a thousand about. You lost me. Yeah, a year in it got up into about a million.

1:58:03And then I'm like, and then oddly enough, that's when my mom, discovered it. Oh, really? Yeah, once I got to that point. See the thing is I started five or six years ago and YouTube is a thing now and it was not a thing then like it existed, but making videos on a regular basis was not a thing. And so if you told someone, you're like, yeah, I make videos on the internet. They're like, oh, you do, so you do porn. Right. No, no, no, no, I make videos. I have a show. Right. Oh, so you're on TV? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. And sort of getting that point across was a podcasting is the same thing. You have to sort of figure out something where you go. It's like a radio show for the computer. You know, you have to find something. How do I tune in? Yeah. Well, it's sort of that. Yeah, but I mean, it's like, look, I, when when people had to explain flond people at one point, exactly like that. It's like, it's like yogurt with honey on it. I was an exchange student in Spain of my sophomore year in college.

1:59:04And I literally had to explain flond to people when I came back because I'm originally from Oklahoma. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to explain what flond is. And they're like, what is this flond? That'd be good. Yeah, what is this flond? This fancy Euro dance, you know, yogurt. Don't bullshit me about Jello, son. I know yellow, yellow when I see it. Now that's some kind of Mexican devil's food there, my friend. Yeah, basically, yeah, they would all, they would they'd be like, they got a, they got a good tequila over in Spain, right? Well, yes, but that's not. You ever ride one of those piniones? They got what they call the chupacabra over there. Right. He come down, suck all the flond out of a goat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love it. I do, I do, I did miss, you guys may have not even have been here. Well, Allison was, but the chupacabra was a viable entity for, for about six months. Period. Like people were speaking about it in the news in terms of, well, it's not a goblin per

2:00:07say, but some things were moving the blood from those goats. Okay. What did it turn out to be? Only in Mexico, by the way. Canada wouldn't put up with a chupacabra. It didn't turn out to be anything. It's just enough uneducated drunk people that can cause they're getting on sort of the same weird superstitious page like, I love it. Black magic worked pretty good in Haiti. So well, Manhattan, a little different constituency there. You know what I mean? It's not going to work where I'll emboss that. Well, that's people are going to be into it. There's collective self-esteem issues. There's collective self-esteem issues. Mexico has a, has a self-esteem issue clearly based on the fact that Loch Ness monster would kill a chupacabra in a fight. Right. And a bigfoot also would. Yeah. They don't even create one that is, you know, that's scary to the other. It's got to come. Yeah, it's like a mythical rodent. They all come from places where there's a lot of booze flowing. Because it's going to take a guy at some point, stumbling home. That's a shy whiskey. Yeah, some guys got to be stumbling home and he's got to see something. Do you know what I mean?

2:01:08Out in the lake. Right. It's the same population that is visited by UFOs. Yeah, you got to be pretty fucked up or high in peyote or what have you. But anyway, sorry. You have to answer to what happened to your pants of the wife. What happened to your, Deb, fucking chupacabra. From the sky came raining down, stole my pants and put lipstick around my cock. And one of my balls. I feel like the chupacabra is the only mythical creature that if you say you saw one, it's not followed up by like, oh, tell us more. Yeah, if you say you saw UFO, we're like, oh, really? What was that? What was it? Describe it. You say chupacabra, everyone's like, yeah, okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah, finish mowing the lawn. Good luck. We'll get in this later. Yeah. Well, there's, I've always said it this way. I know people that are from like, New Orleans, and they've all seen ghosts and have ghost stories. And I'm from North Hollywood, zero ghost stories. So after you die, you all go to New Orleans, like people who died in North Hollywood, this

2:02:08is just notion by the way, the whole ghost, every ghost premise is the same, unfinished business. Like she just was married. And then she did. So she walks the hallways looking for her. Really? Well, when I die, officially closed, no more business. I'm sure there will be some things I'm working on when I die, but I will not feel like I have to get back and hook up with Mike August. We still had a couple of dates on the calendar. We need to get to those. He needs to haunt a couple of bars. How are you, Ophah, would that be if you're to-do-less follows you to the other side? Oh my God. We have Linda Lavon booked for Tuesday. When are we talking about? I gotta get that one in. Right. What if your unfinished business was really mean-y-all stuff? Like, I had to jiggle the handle of the toilet or it'd like to take you to trash. Yeah, right. It wasn't like an important business. Like, I'd need to tell my lover to watch out. Nope. Just have to walk the dog. And I'd left the coffee mug in my car. It's rattling around. It's a ceramic one. It's not a commuter one.

2:03:10Someone's gonna need to take that into the sink and bus it. Oh, so you constantly see my spirit walking back and forth from the driveway to the kitchen, trying to finish his unfinished business. That's why the faucet drips. All right, sorry. Right. Unfinished business. Where were we? So you start your YouTube channel. Yeah. You're making fun of other YouTube shows and things. Not originally. Originally, I was just sort of talking. I was just the talking head on the camera. I was video blogging. Mm-hmm. Just for fun, there was really no schedule. It was kind of loose and people- I don't know. They responded well to it. And then a few months in, maybe it was about six months in. I noticed, I said, you know what? YouTube needs like a show, like a show with a format. And maybe I'll do it at the same time every week. And it was kind of that simple. And so I started sort of doing that. But the show wasn't really about anything. It was me doing the same thing, just talking, but at the same time every week. And then at some point, I talked about another video.

2:04:15And people responded to it. And I'm the kind of entertainer that, if the audience responds, I'll do that. Even if it's like- No, that's good. The worst fart joke ever, like I have no dignity. I don't care. As long as they're laughing. I'm happy. I'm happy. And you're white as it goes, but you're going to a Baptist church and start blackening it up a little bit. Yeah. Of course. You know how to get that crowd going. Yeah. I'll start using the word acts and all that. Right. So you start to figure out that this is what people want. And then you start giving it to them. Yeah. And thus the 8.67 million. It was kind of that easy. And when people ask, like, well, what do I do? Give me advice. I say, just figure out what people want and do that. Yeah. Except for most people, A can't figure it out and then B can't deliver it. Right. And that's the sad part. Well, most people can't commit. Well, they won't do it repeatedly. And it's also funny. The people who say they want to do comedy, they want to write, they want to create, they want to do what have you.

2:05:15But they don't really want to do it. Like, you go, oh, I want to do comedy. And it's like, so what are you doing? I do some, I do audition a little bit. And stuff is like, why aren't you in a troop? Why aren't you doing sketch? Why aren't you going to hit an open mic? I don't have, you know, it's like, all right. Anyway, you ain't doing it. You're not into it. It's not the, listen, people move out to Hollywood. And it's, you know, it's all about the land of dreams and all this sort of thing. But the reality is for most people, it's just the land of losers. People are out, don't like the idea of a mundane nine to five job. They've tried it. It ain't for them. It ain't for most people. So they figure, hey, that seems like fun. I'm going to go out there and try it. Although they have, they have, they have no ability to execute any of those things. Well, the problem, the problem with it is when it's done correctly, it doesn't look like much. Meaning when you see LeBron James dunk, you go, oh, fuck that. That could never do that. Yeah. So if I get a running start and go as hard as I can and get my tip of my index finger

2:06:18to scrape the bottom part of the rim at best, at best, there's no way I'm skying over anyone and doing it. So you immediately go warm out. But when you see a sitcom or you just see acting or you see, you know, almost any form other than, you know, juggling chainsaws. You think you're just seeing people being themselves. Right. You go, that's Jennifer Aniston and the friends crew and they're all saying hang around. The time is writing for them. They don't have to write it. They just got to regurgitate. It looks pretty infinitely doable. Maybe it is, but there are only so many openings. I mean, it's insane. Also true. And the other thing, it's really weeded out. It's admirable that what you've been able to carve out on YouTube because it has weeded out all those pretenders who say that this is what they want to do because it's imminently doable now. You can flip on a camera and broadcast out and it's out there to be consumed by all the globe. I don't know why I was making me think about this, but who has a blocked phone number here?

2:07:20You. Right. Anyone else? Me. I know, Dave, do you get, tell me if you experience it. I experience it two times in the same afternoon last week, which is I called Jeff Foxes in the next room doing some editing. And I got this answer. You know, people sound like who they are, but he picked out the phone. Hello. And I was like, hello? Hello? Jeff? Oh, yeah. Hey, man. And it's like, what voice was that? Oh, that was my in between. Not my voice. Not someone else's voice. No one, you know, you can't answer like Humphrey Bogart or something like that. You have to answer like a non-U versus you. Who it is? I call Joel McHale, too. And I got the same medium celebrities' answer phone all the time. This one. Well, because they want to not be themselves if they have to not be themselves so they can't answer, they can't answer like Dave Damage, Jack. Hello? Right. You're immediately committed to being you.

2:08:21And I recall, call me, call me and I don't know who's calling right now. Oh, you got, I got the blocked number. Yeah, yeah. All right. You got any phone ring there? Hello? Dave, Dave, I guess we're on a different person. It's funny to my consuela when I get this weird call. No. Yeah. You know, home. I'm impressed that these people are answering block calls. I don't even answer calls, but I know it is. They don't want to. Jeff Fox knew I was calling him back and Joel McHale knew, it sent me an email saying, I don't have your phone number got changed or whatever it is, so call me. So they both kind of knew something was coming, but still they got, Jeff, can you do your, I'm not Jeff Fox answer. You want the AB? Here's, here's the one. Hello? Right. Well, I'm sorry. All right. So that the Jeff Fox one is, is that the view of one more time? Hello. All right. Now do the one I heard the other week when I called you. Oh. I didn't know.

2:09:22But here's a problem. I then think I called the wrong number. Yeah. And because you're expecting, because I didn't say, oh, la. Yeah. Well, because it's English, see if you call the wrong number and Los Angeles, you're not going to get English. You won't necessarily get Spanish. You'll just get something other than English. So I knew I dialed. It's a field. Yeah, I dialed a number, but now I'm curious did I call somebody else? And then it's, I don't know why, why do you block your identity? Why why why does the why does Jeff or Joel McHale block their identity just because you're blocked? The unknown is calling Joel McHale is a celebrity. And the asshole could have got hold of his number on the internet. He's a restraining owner. Yes. To be fair too. I was. Why did you give the fake color? Unblock meant to you what? Blossment what? It was I don't know who this is, but literally I was also getting off the one 34 in Burbank. So I was scrambling for my phone knowing that I was about to get onto a surface street in Burbank with a handheld phone.

2:10:24Oh, okay. It was a combination of him. What? My rearview mirror. Now it's always super confusing to me because then I think I've called the wrong number, but then I realized it's my blocked number that got that. And then I also know like I know it's Joel McHale picking up because it sounds nothing like Joel McHale. So I know it has to be Joel McHale because other it's as I've said, if if if you ever think it's Mike Tyson calling your radio show, if it doesn't really sound like a guy trying to be Mike Tyson, it'll be Mike Tyson. If it sounds like a guy trying saying indubitably too many times. Exponentially. Yeah, it was Mike Tyson. It'll sound that'll be fake Mike Tyson. Now let me ask if this is a cool move or a loser move. I have my suspicions. If I'm at home on my laptop writing or whatever and the phone rings the number that I'll recognize, no name, just the number as fast as I can, I will look Google it and see it should see if some pops up. It's a business or if it's a telemarketer happen today. I was able to fast enough where it was telemarketer and just send it right to a voice.

2:11:28But I'm so, but that happens. I don't know if anyone else has that instant. No, not that fast. Not that fast. That's the way it's a circumstance where I have to be on the computer. The other way go, I remember sitting in the man show offices with writer Josh Gardner who you may remember. And he was the opposite of this. It was the opposite sequence. Josh Gardner lay out. He's checked now, check and sell. What do you think about this? And then he would get a phone call from a business and he'd be like, yes, hello, this is Josh Gardner. How are you this afternoon? And you would have to look up and think, is that the same guy? Why do you talk? Why do you give this business so much more effort and formality than you give me? Well, because that's an insane person wanting to seem sane to the outside world. That's exactly right. You and Sound though, he's nuts and you don't judge. Yes, hello. How are you today? Yes, this is Joshua Gardner. I have decided there's a very simple algorithm here, which is when your phone rings, if you

2:12:29just stare at it, scared to answer bad, if you run across the room and dive on it, like finally someone is reaching out to me bad, two and a half to three rings with a casual walk is the sanest you'll ever be. You know, there's a lot of yardsticks to measure how you're doing in your life, what's going on? Answering the phone, phone rings, I think nothing other than the phone is ringing, I'll go pick it up, means zero emotional baggage. That means, oh, shit, I hope it's not my mom trying to settle my hands. That means if you died, you would not be a ghost. You would not be a ghost. Business is finished. There's nothing to finish. What are some other metrics? Because I'm failing on the phone one. I'll see if I can tell. Okay, thank you. So it makes you not feel as dramatic as you feel inside. Thank you. Yes, you're gonna work that one out. Desiccating synagogues? Yes. All right. There. There you go. All right, so sorry, where were we? Back in your dorm room. At NYC, do we say? Yeah, Columbia.

2:13:30Oh, Columbia. Nice. Oh, excuse me. And how do you get from Oklahoma City to Columbia? Hard work, man. And where did that, I just said the tornado blow through there, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right where my brother used to live. Oddly enough, and more. I moved out. I moved him out here to sort of help me out with everything, like a year and a half ago. And his friends from back home just sent him a picture of his house that he sold before he moved out here. And it's just a slab of concrete. Why in a world where half the houses have basements? Why not toss one in at a place where 200 mile an hour spinning things with cows and center blocks in them? In the case of my brother. In particular. Just in general. I mean, there's nothing but codes. It's one big fat code. Like, LA has earthquakes. And thus, because LA has earthquakes, you have to build everything not twice as strong.

2:14:33If you want to add on, if you have a house that was built in the 40s or the 50s, and you wanted to add a wing onto the back, a master bedroom onto the back, you'd have to build it to 100 times the standards that the first building was built. Now, my fucking argument is always, once it's twice as strong, it becomes a chain. Why do I need one huge fucking piece of anchor chain in the middle of my pukas shells? Now, in the middle of my Italian horn. You know what I mean? Like something else. I look, who's to say I'm gonna be in this room when the big one hits. I'll probably be in the den that was built in 1951 and I'll have all the shit fall on me. But anyway, it's a way to extort money from Los Angeles. But why not put a code that says in a place where these tornadoes hit, we should put a little hole on the ground? Well, it's very common actually to have a storm seller there. So it's a couple thousand dollars for, it's just a pod that they bury a couple thousand dollars to buy the pod, a couple thousand dollars to bury it in the ground. As a door, you get it. I don't know if you guys.

2:15:33Yeah, no, I know. And I'm not sure talking about it. I feel like it's way. People bury those pods in the ground. That's cool. Yeah, well, I don't, you know. It's where you would go. Like you'd probably take your girlfriend there. Yeah. In the 10th grade, you'd probably smoke weed there. Like there'd probably be a whole lot of nefarious shit going on in there. You more than acting hiding from tornadoes for sure. Oh, yeah. No, it's like, it's like vans more harm than good. Right. I feel the same way about duck tape. Yeah. How much duck you've done any duck to repair? No. Not personally. Well, we've all abducted camera crews. Yeah. We've put the duck in a duck. Yeah. A couple of hookers, yeah. Yeah. My ducks are fine. That's what I'm saying. Nobody. It's a good point. What would criminals use if they didn't have duck tape? Because masking tape would not work. No, no, electricians tape would not work. And painters tape for painters that blew stuff. Or shops tape even double sided hell now. No, that could do you imagine if you'd find it? It's delicious. To be fair. Duck tape doesn't work either. You got to, it's got the duck tape sock combo if you really want to like, this is taking a different turn.

2:16:35Yeah, duck tape doesn't, I know this because I reviewed a video where a guy was like, he showed how duck tape doesn't work on the mouth. Well, they do it. You need to go round a couple of times, too. I gotta go round the thing. Yeah, they don't do it. They do it in the movies so they pull it off. We gotta listen, sweetie. But the thing is, is that the tape will... That pretty little face years. The tape will adhere to either the top part of your mouth or the bottom. So you just sort of open your jaw and you can still speak. Yeah, but still masking tape would roll right off. Oh, yeah. Roll right off you. All right, here are the things. You guys think of the things that you never use the last one of, which is rolling papers. You never get to the last one. No one, yeah. No one ever gets to the last rolling paper. Nobody... I was going to a paper with that. Yeah, I was too. Well, no, no, you will get to the last, what happened to these microphones? Things are really loud all of a sudden. Stick a gum. I never use a stick, I never have the last stick of gum. I never have... Dawson, some got super hot in here.

2:17:35I'll turn your headphones down. All right. I've never got to the last... I've never got to the last rolling paper, but I suspect that's just stone people that, you know, misplaced their shit. Sorry for clarification. Things you never get to the end of or things you never want to use the last of. No, get to the end of. I should say one. You always have enough or a plenty full supply. No, you just never... It's just, it's just never going this is the last of this. Okay. That you get to the end of your cereal, you get to the end of your toilet paper, rolling papers, you lose and there's still almost full. No one ever... Anyone ever pulled out the last rolling paper and went, now this thing is empty. Yeah, there's, for me, electricians tape. It's tape, there's certain tape you never get to the very bottom of. You just lose that roll. There is the fucking thing and then it goes bad somehow or some paper clips. I always seem to have plenty of those. There's just to do one around sitting like I find them and put them on top of something.

2:18:36I don't know if there's one in my life or one million in my life. They just keep moving around me. Yes, that's, I have like nail files and hair clips. All of them are, there's probably like six or seven of them all in one place. Don't get me started on scrunchies girl. I know, right? They all migrate to one spot. Oh my god. I'm trying to put one everywhere so you're never without a scrunchie. Abs, scrunch elutely. Alright, let's see, let me give a little love to one of our fine sponsors. Are we gonna do a little, what can I complain about video style? Mmm, this is a visual, what can I complain about? You guys can jump in and crack wise, it's not all about me. Alright, let's see, I think we have a little, what can I complain about? What if the world is full of it and one man can complain about it all? This is what can't Adam complain about? Oh, I need my bell.

2:19:38Hey, you guys find that there's a lot of miscommunication amongst adults. Yes. No, I don't know if I'm talking about it. I don't know if this Mercury is in retrograde Adam. Oh, is that what's going on? I don't know. I blame everything on Mike August. I had this great moment with him yesterday where he's like, come on out to the Riviera Golf Club, they're doing the, they're doing the, Jimora Golf tournament. There's a lot of celebrities, Warren Saps floating around there. There's some, there's Patel Brian's gonna be there. A lot of Kevin Neelan, you know, there's Kevin Neelan's gonna be out there. So hold on a second, yeah, just sit down on the floor. So come on down and we'll grab those guys and we'll do a podcast. And I said, yeah, all right. And I decided to come out a little early and miss some of the traffic, which I still didn't, but I came out on the west and said, Santa Monica, basically, and it's fucking horrible drive and LA's horrible and the fucking, I don't know if you, anyone experienced Gary, whoever, sunset, Boulevard on the way back to the 405, but it literally, fucking

2:20:41miserable. Just literally not moving to the point where there's moving where shit, I hate this traffic, but I can see that in another five cycles, I'll be up to the light and then there's literally we're not moving. And that's what sunset is going on to the 405, about 530 on a weekday. So I have this conversation where I go, look, I'm coming a little bit early. So let's get Patel Brian ready and he's like, what Pat's doing is radio show. And I said, all right, well, when he wraps up, then he can come down the hall or wherever he's set up and come do our thing. Oh no, he's not here. I said, he's not there. No, he's coming in to do your show. He's in Glendale. I said, well, I'm in Glendale. Yeah. I said, wait, Mike, I said, you want me to do this thing. You said there's going to be a lot of guests here and we'll round up these guys and bring them on the show. Yeah. And I said, Patel Brian's going to be on the show.

2:21:41You said Patel Brian, right? Yeah. He's going to be here. He's going to be here for a second hour because he's got to do his show. Yeah, but well, first off, he also told me this one too, which he did the, he did the, we're starting at four, but if we want to get here before that, you can get here before that. But what he didn't say is we won't be able to do anything. Should've included that little snippet on there. And so I said, because you love getting to places early, you know, that's my thing. And I was like, well, where's Patel Brian? And yeah, I said he was going to be here, but he's coming in. I said, Mike, when he said there's a golf tournament, there's going to be a bunch of celebrities there. And we'll get Patel Brian and Kevin Neal in there. That's suggesting that Patel Brian is at, he's a sports guy. I thought he'd be playing in the tournament and we'd grab him and come in and do the thing. I know he'd be waiting for him to finish his shift in Glundale and then drive out to Santa Monica to do my thing. I could get him and he's like, yeah, he's coming on. You know, you know, Mike's the least satisfying guy to have that discussion with. Right. Because at the end of it, when the point is absolutely clear, that's what he meant all all along.

2:22:42Right. It's a shrug of the shoulder. And then at point, there will always be this one too. So you don't want Patel Brian and you go, no, I want Patel Brian on the show. All right. Good. He's coming in 45 minutes. You want to see a great Hollywood sighting, by the way, a celebrity sighting on Sepulveda in the valley. You can see when Patel Brian is doing his, his sports show, he comes out every break pretty much in his very tight jeans. He's a tall lean man, you know, he comes out burning nails out there on the sidewalk. Directly outside the burn and nail after everything, just the innermenks to people. He's a man of the people. He absolutely is and great at a great conversation with the man. All right. So now I'm going to grab my bell, which has been east me, not literally, not emotionally. And we'll do a little video and run the first one. Hello, Adam. This is Dan Wyberg over in Korea. And I think you can't complain about Allison getting engaged.

2:23:43Mahalo. Get it off. Well, of course, where do we begin here? First off off the market and, you know, we sell sexuality on this program. Try it. We, at least we used to be in the business now, no more. But it's, you know, there's an element to that. Like when you're in the boy band and one of the guys gets a girlfriend, there's two things they don't talk about. There he's gay or too straight. But either way, if he's gay, it's like, shh, quiet landspast. You know what I mean? We need to, we need to keep those fans happy. And if the guy gets a girlfriend, they got to go, don't talk about her during the press conference. We got all these other, by the way, it's a great message. It's a lot of 11 year old, so you can't fuck. Who are really interested in your band, but this 19 year old who you can't fuck, keep that, keep that on the download there. So, and I don't know why, but if you take a look at the majority of the chicks that are at those concerts, it's illegal for one of the guys in, I don't know, next move or whatever the bridge should have loved them.

2:24:44I don't want to interact with you. Make a move, they sing your song about you one, but you can't have it. You know you won't, man. Yeah, you won it boy. Yeah, you won it boy. The audience is solely made up of people who either you cannot fuck or you do not want to fuck, meaning 12 and 13 year old girls screaming their brains out and then fuck and their dads and or postman and posl moms, but either way, there's no one in the audience that you want to fuck or that you can fuck. Is that the worst audience? I would, I would, I would mega death, I feel like probably no foxes in that. Oh no, there's always some chicks, there's always some hair chicks. Yeah. Yes, the glam girls at the hair to use down the leather. Yeah, they would just literally just, and without a doubt, whether you can't fuck them or not, they do fuck. If a girl is out of mega, mega death concert, like she fucks. Oh yeah, you make a good point.

2:25:44Yeah. Now they won't let you in to a mega death concert if in fact you've not fucked in the last 72 hours. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a long process. It's on the writer. Wait, no, are you talking about it? Do YouTubers have to stay single? Do they? Because you have sort of a one direction next move following, I imagine. And hair. I don't have a 12, 13 year old, like die hard girl following like that. Like college males or my demo. No, or hair. And I'm not, you know, I'm not into fucking them. I mean, like I, if I were gay, I'm sure I would, but, you know, it's just not. I do have a girlfriend and I'm very open about it. I didn't think I'd like it at first either. Let's do what can I am complain about. What are we doing? What can I am complain about? Oh yeah. Yeah, Allison, Allison. Thank you, I'm kidding. All right, so not only is she cutting back on the sex peel part for all the potential, but now we're going to have to buy her gift. And I'm going to have to get her something decent because people are going to want to know

2:26:46what I'm going to get you, you know. You make a donation in her name. Ooh, that's I do. Yeah, yeah. Timmy. Brian, Brian, get her piece of shit and Dawson can give her a fucking half an avocado. Just half. With a cigarette put out in it. But I got a fucking called an ash tray, ashicado. Stoneers, stoneers actually will give a tray of pot brownies as a gift at the holiday. I'm going to have to often do that. You might get that out. I'm going to have to step it up. And then there's all this stuff where you have to feign interest. Oh shit. Where, you know, like, you have a, you have a beautiful ring, which I didn't know what I did not notice that you had for, I don't know how many days you wore it. It's quite, it's quite, it's quite, you can see it. It winks at you. I did not notice it. And I should have noticed it. And then there's other questions. But why didn't you do that thing like, oh, hi, Adam. I know, but, but still, there's questions that should, that are appropriate to ask that

2:27:48I. We got that for you. No, no interest in like, you know, when is the marriage, where's the marriage, how's the dress coming? What's the marriage? Whatever you're calling it, the wedding. You're not going to know that. How's the, how's the, how's the, going through that Q and A? No, but you know, like, you know, there's that part of life where, you know, people go, oh, yeah, that pretending to be interested in someone. Yeah, I got twins too. And he was called life. Yes, I got life. I also feel bad for your poor fiancee. He doesn't get exposed that when you come within these four walls, the heat between Allison and sexual dynamo ball drying. Yeah, she's terrible. No, she's terrible. I got to double set. I got to work triceps hard now at the sexuality angle. All right, so I'm going to have to do something nice in the gift department. It cannot be, you know, oh, Adam got me the can ham or any of that stuff. It's going to have to be something. Dollar-shaped club. Fairly substantial. You're making me a better wife. Oh, you're kidding. Shit. Yeah, all right.

2:28:48All right, let's try it next one. Ace Man, love you work. I didn't think you can complain about orgasms. Where's he calling from? Wow. That's an Aussie. Sounds like a drug. Yeah, that's an Aussie. It's international name that tune. The orgasm. I got to tell you for fellas, a couple things. There is a mess that comes along with the orgasm, which no one makes much out of it, but the female orgasm is the, you know, that's the smokeless cigarette there. That's a nice item. And imagine, first off, the champagne room of the strip club would be your fucking playground if nothing came out of your cock when you had an orgasm. Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's a mess. It's a mess. I mean, there's something that goes on and it takes a little preparation.

2:29:50And there's like, there's a couple different ways you have to deal with it. Let's say you use something from the hamper, per se, as an example, to maybe sort of clean yourself up or take care of business. You have to kind of make sure that that's taken care of the right way, because the wrong eyeballs are going to get on that thing in some point. You know, old football pillow with a little hole in it, you know, a little from stitching where it's worn thin. For example, yeah, that's really expensive. That's really specific stuff. Yeah. So, there is the orgasm for the guy is good, but it's like I said, I don't know, what if someone said, look, everything, this thing is really awesome. But someone's going to like hawk a lugin, a snot rocket on your belly or into your hamper or on your floor or on your foot or something like that or on someone's forehead. I mean, it's kind of weird plus bunch of Japanese guys hawking lugins on a one full plane. Yeah, there's an example name for that. Plus, there's not any science to it at all.

2:30:53Like, if you ever watch any porno, it's you cannot tell where anything's going at any time. There's nothing else that works that way. Some guys are sidewinders, you know, should not the side. Yeah, I'm saying, I've heard what I'm saying is there's a few things that you do in life. You know, you take a piss and you point your dick toward the toilet and you start piss and every once in a blue moon, you get an extra shot that gets a little outside the rim there. But it's pretty, pretty contained spitting is that way. It's not like you take a shit and all of a sudden it flies around, hits you in the back of the head or your buddy, you and your buddy are teaming a toilet and all of a sudden his shit hits you in the fucking forehead. And a friend for the record, can't poop in his own hand and then smear it on your face as you well know, Adam. It's only happened a couple of times. But you see, and there's one thing, there's got to be a long outtake in porn because you'll see that part where it's like, are the two guys are doing the come on the tits move? And they're in proximity.

2:31:54Like, they are in the, they are in the fucking danger zone. They are in close and then they'll, you see the one guy like us that, and the second guy does the first one flies over the tits and like lands on the other guy and there's never any part, those guys are stoic by the way. There's never any. If that's your friend, if your friend hits you, I don't think you ever come back. Your friendship is never the same after that. No, you never look at other people. You probably, hey, you want to get together next week? Let's play it by year. No, there's only, you never. The only thing you can make that ride is you beating off into his food. That's the only thing. And no, that's an American Indian thing. That's not me. That's not me. I did not come up with that one. That's the only way to make things right with your friend. So, you know, the orgasm nice plus the women, the women will have that thing where they're like, oh my God, I had 11 orgasms and that was just in my Pilates class. Like, they have, they can have. Now some of them, yeah, why are there so many things right in the exercise bikes? Yeah, they literally can have multiple, multiple orgasms.

2:32:57Not that I've never been with one, but I hear a tale of that. Whereas guys, and, yeah, we've been to strip clubs with guys who do have an orgasm. They, they're guys who know going in. It's not, it's not oops. They prepare themselves. Understanding as we're going there. Oh, yes, I'm going to mess myself repeatedly. And they did, I'm not going to name names. I'm not going to humiliate these people. What did it do to be prepared? They wear, they wear slick sweatpants. Without underpants underneath. And they mess, then they mess all over themselves. And then they wear it like it's a badge of honor. And let me tell you something. And I don't mean that figuratively. It's a literal back. You could get hummus out of shag faster and you can get jizz out of thigh hair. You know what I mean? I know it's been repeated a thousand times before me. I know everyone's grandfather sat down and told me we've all seen the bumper stickers and license plate frames. But seriously, it's a mess.

2:34:00Powerful word. Thank you. All right, let's go. What are we doing, by the way? I'm tired of hearing from everybody about how the human body is the perfect, you know, it's this perfect machine. If it was so perfect, we wouldn't have to do all, we wouldn't have all these out of the pee in and poop in and bookers and everything. Well, I'll tell you one, we'll be perfect when that's over with. There is a, there is a retro. Oh, I know that I got someone said I got some unfinished business for my ghost now. It's got to come back and beat off one more time in the shower. No, it's going to come back and clear up up. Yeah, it's fine. I'm around the hamburger. The, there is such a move. There is the, you know, the version of the sneeze with the person sneezes and they don't really sneeze. Yeah, you know, they've been taken in. Yeah, it's a girl thing. There's a retro grade ejaculation move that if you, if we could teach that to our couple of fucking friends who were disgusted by, but secretly NVSF as well, that they have so

2:35:05little dignity that they're willing to do that all over themselves. But just the fact that they can have an orgasm in the city of commerce alone puts them way ahead of the game for me. But in a way, yeah, there's another, there's a dude in the room who's got, you know, some neck rolls and a, you know, pierced ear and he's standing eight feet away. You know, I mean, like that's a kind of a ninja like concentration. Then you're thigh to thigh in the car ride home too with that character. That's, that's what you need to think about. I should teach them the Dr. Drew retro grade ejaculation. Basically, pushing, you push up on the taint area at the right moment and nothing comes out. Is that right? I've heard of such as that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a whole thing. Is it like a tantra thing? I, I, I don't think you can do it without the use your hand. I think sting probably could, but I don't think anyone else can do it.

2:36:07You have to, you have to, they're guys who do do that though. They do it. And they, they, they, they, they basically self absorbs which seems almost, I probably makes you buy at least. I don't know if it makes you get no sociologist. I'm not just a name like is that a retro grade ejaculation? Yeah, ghost. I mean, on the street, yeah, obviously ghost. But retro grade, you guys can look it up. Look at it. It's a technique. That's a great push up under. I don't believe in stifling the body. You know what I mean? When you want to, whether it's a sneeze or ejaculate or a racial slur, you don't ever stop yourself, you know, when something is coming out, because that's how you do damage. That's what you get. You know what I mean? That's when you get a high speed. Yeah, you go high speed. There you go. Retro grade ejaculation. What, Kapitia? Does it bother you to think about the fact that obviously Dr. Drew is well versed on the subject, which means then he's practiced it himself? Does it bother you to think of him or the next time you see him, do you imagine you'll

2:37:10now conjure an image of him doing that to himself? I think it was just because of love line that he and because of his medical training. I disagree. And Bald Bryan does it too. That he knew it. Think about that. Yeah. And Dawson. I'll see him when I give that a read and tell us what you think. Makes it retrograde, like mercury, right? Yeah. I don't know. All right. In the human male reproductive system, retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen, which would normally be ejaculated via the urethra, is redirected to the urinary bladder. Normally, the sphincter of the bladder contracts before ejaculation, forcing the semen to exit via the urethra, the path of least pressure. When the bladder sphincter does not function properly, retrograde ejaculation may occur. You got to wonder about the bladder too. Bladder's got to be like, whoa. Yeah. What the fuck? What is this? I mean, Jesus, I thought asparagus was bad. Look what we got here. I wouldn't have never named for it. We got iceberg people. Let's go. Let's move. Sound the bell.

2:38:10All right. You want me to do those drills? That's why we drill. This is not a drill. But I just feel like that's what you would say if it was a drill that you wanted everyone to really hustle on. Yeah. All right. Let's do one more. Should we do one more? No. Not enough time. All right. All right. Oh, shex got a segment. Shit. I forgot about shex going to say it. All right. Let's go out there. Oh, I can complain about this. That was what can't Adam complain about. All right. Shex. Sports. Hit it, bald. Oh, yes. I'm going to mess myself repeatedly. It's time for Dave Dama Shex number one sports. Do it, Dave. Hello.

2:39:11Sure. Let me just jump to a pretty brief thing that it's, you know, the Stanley Cup playoffs are underway. I think most people are aware of that. And so when better to do this than right now, I'm going to share with you my favorite names to say in my lifetime of watching NHL hockey. They're 13 of them. Here we go. Not only us 12, but I'm sure she could muster another one. Jonathan Cheachu. That's right. Tameu Salani. I mean, you knew those two were going to be there. You knew those were coming out. Is it Tameu or Cheachu? Wow. That's, that's awesome. That's Tameu. Yeah, you made the list, Tameu. Congratulations. Next, Eddie Mio. Eddie Mio was a goalie for the range. What a glorious name. John J. Copatar of the LA Kings. Brothers, Yarco Routu. And he has a brother, 12 Mo Routu. Wow. That's heaven. I didn't make that up. If I tried to even know how you're getting ridiculous.

2:40:12Like, I'm the seven that are better than this. Well, I mean, I don't even want to try and rank these. I did some things are worthy of debatiness in this world, you know, right versus left and, you know, and do a sausage versus chorizo and so on. Sure. Things like this. I'm just happy to live in a world where they all exist. Right. But I'm not going to put rankings on them. Next, former Goon of the Philadelphia Flyers, Craig Barubi. Another Philadelphia flyer. He's passed from this world, but he lives on in my mind, at least Peter Zazzle. Just come back to Haunt the San Boney. Unfinished ice. Peter Zazzle. Zazzle. Then I chose this one because I because of the irony of it. Larry Playfair is this guy's name. Right. He once led the NHL in penalty minutes. Play fair. Play fair. How about that, Alex? I can't. I can't. I can't. I know. Next, Zarlie Zalapski. Wow. That's a, that was a guy's name. That's his name.

2:41:13He still walks the earth. Well, I hate. I'm Zarlie Zalapski. I love it. Now we're getting into this. This is Dave's sports report. Now we're getting into some real good territory. I'm enjoying it more than usual. No offense. That's my feelings. Mario Fobair. Now we're getting down to the final two. These are, I think, my two favorites. Former defenseman, diminutive defenseman of the New York Rangers. Ray Show Roots Aligning. Wow. Joe Roots Aligning is his name. Where's he from? He's got him from. He's from heaven. He's wild nine is where he came from. And now you know the counterpart, the NFL counterpart. For different reasons, I love it. I love Otis Sistrunk and Debris Keshav Ferguson and football. But this one, the ring of it and ever, this is the best name in sports. Former Philadelphia Flyers winger. Ilka Sinasilo. Ilka Sinasilo. It's a, it's, it's got sinister, just embedded in it.

2:42:13Ilka Sinasilo. Sounds like she'd be a tennis player. Yeah. For that, u la and la. That's the sports. Thanks again to score big dot com. All we pull up by is on the bright never any fees. Score big dot com. Hey, we're under a time crunch, bald Brian. You creep. I can go on and on about the NBA draft lottery and so on. I don't even do in a creep of the week again this week. I got good stuff to shoot the blaster at you. That's the real sports. I, uh, I kind of miss Rogi Vashon from that. That was a good one. Rogi. Yeah, Rogi. Rogi Vashon. You're L.A. Yeah. It's got to be tough, um, announcers. It's got to be a bitch for the announcers, right? Like I don't know how they do some of these names. I don't know how they do some of the brother's names in the NFL. And I certainly don't know how they do some of these guys that are from, you know, Soviet Republic, former Soviet Republic. I think the one that off the top of my head, the one that seems like it's tripped

2:43:16up more broadcasters than any other name is Named the awesome one. I've heard more attempts at that one that people find me for the first five years of his career. People can say his name. Well, eventually everyone agrees that we'll go with KGB or whatever we're going with for that's his brother. I mean, well, yeah, I work with his brother. Akbar Baja B. Emela is KGB's brother, right? Right. And then, uh, uh, Lendaneous, oh, let's, that's, that's, that's, one, David Allen Greer, Lendaneous, Tom Linson had to become L T. But again, that's the worst thing ever because there was an L, see, they, they were stupid. Lawrence Taylor's an easy name to say, but they changed it to L T. And that's a mistake because somebody should have said sometime in the future, there's going to be a crazy guy with an crazy name that we can't say that's going to the hall of fame. And we're going to trip over every time you try to get, you're using up to the L T.

2:44:19Right. So then they just went, fuck it. We're naming this guy L T. But you can't do that. Two of the best guys in, in their at their position with Wata even worse is, uh, Alex Rodriguez is a weirdo. And Aaron Rogers, who is the best quarterback in the NFL just lazily took that name from him. He's also a rod now. So we're saying about him. Otherwise, yeah, but he's got this lame, you know, lazy nick. Yeah, yeah, you can do iron Mike Tyson and iron Mike Ditka because they're different colors and they're 60 years apart. But sugar ray robber saying, I was just going to say, oh, yeah, I'm sorry, please, I don't want to step on your. Well, no, I was just going to say, I, I'm really, this is, this is my wheelhouse. Right. Thank you back off. Um, yeah, I think the two sugar rays thing is weird, although I'm sure there's some reason for that. Uh, no, he's, I think his mom, well, I know the band name. Themselves after sugar ray Leonard, by the way, and, uh, fan, uh, but I think it was

2:45:20just a fan thing like you might name your kid Muhammad Ali or something or somebody you're a fan of. But at least they're in separate eras, you know, and I mean, yeah, it's still lazy, though. It's still lazy. Okay. But other way, who's not? Boogie Blalock, you know, Pearl Jam was originally named Boogie Blalock after the point guard. I did not know that. Yeah. I didn't know that that was in a trograde Pearl Jam was original long name like Chicago with Chicago Transit Authority and let's go right and then they cut it off Also, I love the idea that somebody says, I want to call our band the Chicago Transit Authority and then the Transit Authority gets involved and goes, no, no, no, we're going to need a bunch of free advertising and multi platinum records with our name, because that could... why? I mean aren't you a fucking idiot now if your Chicago transit authority like don't you want to then They must get I would like to get the manhattan transfer together with Chicago and have the guys from Chicago just Well, what the fuck how come you guys got to do the whole thing and then we didn't get to do anything

2:46:24But it cut our whole thing off. That's a bucket list item there I gotta get them to go and if I can't I will come back and haunt I That will be my haunting trying to get the manhattan transfer Together yeah with the Chicago was child transit authority the greatest I like when one nickname is not enough I like I like the fact the Thomas the hitman herns was the Motor City Cobra and He was the Motor City Cobra and it's like you don't do better than the Motor City Cobra Cobra strikes like a cobra, you know any of the Motor City Cobra does any who's sitting around going he needs a second one That is that is a sign of greatness when you have two nicknames that stick no Nothing I think I've no one bad is that to nickname like Deon Sanders Maybe the greatest defense it back about to prime time and the Indian and you are you here's how you know you've arrived You either have two nicknames or one name like share Madonna or Oprah You know what I mean? It's like it's like jobs

2:47:27You if you have three you have you have if you have eight jobs you're rich if you have three you're poor So you're gonna have one or eight, you know what I mean you can be on the board of ten different companies All right, let's take ourselves a little extendo break here Yeah, I'm gonna do that all right. We will for those of you who are viewing us tonight all right I don't know what's that the fuck's going on. We'll be back in after this Welcome back to the Adam Corolla show subscribe to youtube.com slash VPN to watch the show live each week and YouTube.com slash Adam Corolla for the archive of past shows Great William Johnson here Equals three new video every Tuesday on YouTube and website ray WJ Oh, that they screw that up now you didn't the the website is is hasn't been active for about six months

2:48:32Doing a doing a relaunch my that's well. We give you a Twitter out my vote. That's Twitter.com slash ray WJ there you go all right, so we do why we do a little news and well a crack wise. How about it? news with Allison Rosen She reads some news from her right now. Sometimes it's good sometimes it's bad at Allison And when it's time to wrap it up she'll sign it off with zip it cut it Allison So huge huge tornado touchdown in Oklahoma I hit on Monday at two fifty six and people were given about 16 minutes of warning Which is Frightening when you think about how little time that is or forget what to do. Yeah, well if I had a shelter That would be I would then If someone said 16 minutes I'd go all right. I'm gonna watch like eight more minutes of sports and then then I'm going down Yeah, it's also a list of things that are coming up. So you know if there's something you're interested in yeah probably fast forward

2:49:35But you definitely want to get into the ground It's weird the grounds your best friend or worse enemy Well, let me let me put it into context because because I grew up there So when you get a tornado warning that first of all that's a very brief warning like 15 minutes is nothing Even if you have to pack up all the family kids and cats or nendogs and get them in the shelter That's not a lot of time the problem is is that there are tornadoes there all the time in the same way that we have earthquakes here all the time now If they if someone came in as it hey, we're gonna have an earthquake in five minutes would we all run outside or would we go? Well, risk it being maybe just a trimmer right whatever so most of tornadoes that hit there do nothing And there are there are tons of them every every year and then you get that one massive one Yeah, and what do you do when you know something of that magnitude Sweeps through your city whether you have a day's notice or 10 minutes notice. It's just you know Active God what the fuck you're gonna do and this is what happens and it's kind of

2:50:39Part of what you're dealing with when you live in that part of the So it's right now for living in a beautiful Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, so sad. I somebody and people kept tweeting me that our friend Liz Winstead who was On this show few Weeks back that everyone hated on the show because she was She was arguing with me, but she sounded really bitchy about it, but She made some sort of tweet. I think and I had to I had to kind of think about it because on one hand I'm very much into let comedians talk on the other hand when there when people's when people lose kids I don't like it she joked that the tornado in Oklahoma must be targeting conservatives Which I don't aids I don't you know Sometimes well for me if all if something is funny Then sort of all is forgiven like I will forgive funny, but that wasn't obviously that funny, but then secondly

2:51:41I don't you know, I guess because it's a red state But then you do think about the people who lost their kids and you're kind of like Is that really necessary on the other hand? You know, she should be able to say whatever she wants whenever she wants and she shouldn't be kept from work or anything But I just wonder she kind of kept going down that path for a little while And then she She apologized and then kind of kept on that saying that she made the jokes before she knew of the devastation but This was apocalyptic to me. You know who came to her defense? Glenn Beck really he tweeted Gary can you find it he tweeted? saying Leave leave Liz Winston alone. Haven't we all made jokes? We wish we couldn't make hashtag cast the first stone or something Wow something like that Glenn Beck wow, I didn't wouldn't have thought he would be a defender of um No, but it is good. It's nice. He seems like a reasonable guy. Here's the thing. I misjudged I think

2:52:44But it's good that we Just stay consistent like you're not just consistent about your side or their side you're just consistent Which uh, which I like because so he says plenty of things that piss off plenty of people so it'd be easy for him to Talk shit about people he disagrees with but on the other hand if he says she has to shut up then he kind of says shut up too You know, I just wonder like where would Glenn Beck have been on the Tracy Morgan thing or on the you thing Under me thing. Oh, I don't know because this is more Egregious to me than me or Tracy Morgan because as I say before the show started I think I we have lost our Our our color Sampler in life which is this if you look at like swatches They'll have shades and the shades will go from just black to white and then you flip through them It's like every shade of gray getting darker and lighters you go and you know

2:53:46Alec Baldwin talking shit to his daughter Probably is a bitch by the way, but either way it's not a little pig though. She you know, but she's not she's probably great looking She's a model. Oh, she is. I believe there you go. There's my non-pig argument, but the point is this There's no bodies involved You know what I mean like I want to see a fucking body count like if you're going to Make a joke or talk shit about or do whatever Gober got freed making jokes after the tsunami right which is which I thought were kind of funny when Well first off, it's nice if they're funny It helps because at least there's it shows that the person has some skill there or at least you chuckled before you call the person an asshole but If there if there are and my kind of rule is if there are people who are grieving over lost loved ones Then there's an issue for me if if if somehow way shape or form

2:54:47Parents of a three-year-old who's not whose body's not been found yet could somehow hear this yeah, that's horrific If you're part of a group or a culture and I'm just making fun of you because you can't drive Tough shit, but do you believe What she said which is that she made the jokes before the figure before she knew all the devastation Because I mean you know no because you well first off no I think she's a hypocrite. I think she has a and I it's funny because I was listening to something Joe Rogan was talking about when he was doing open mics back in the day And she was running those open mics as she basically told everyone here's what you can talk about here's what you can't talk about I will stop you if you talk about this and I won't let you finish that and she did a lot of it her whole thing is is Everyone's entitled their own opinion and every everyone should let their freak fly fly unless you disagree with my opinion Which case I'm gonna shout you down like that's how I think she's wired

2:55:47I don't think there's any such thing is hearing about the devastation without hearing about the body count Because it's not like so and said oh a tornado hit Oklahoma and then we'll tell you if anyone died after this They did devastation they think as many as 20 you know they always they tack some body count on it and titillating You know that's the way we work so hearing about it and not knowing that their bodies involved especially when you're talking about 200 Mile an hour winds rolling through a populated area Do the body count math on that you know can I we should find what her apology tweet was just in case I'm quoting it Anyway anyone say whatever they want but I for me it's when when people like I didn't make fun of the whole great white Clubfire thing because it seems like a Joe hair band fire Bubba there's a hundred people died right that's not not funny when a hundred people well I think people should Especially comedians in these these guys who work in open forums I think they should be able to say whatever they want but I'm on that in that same vein

2:56:48They also have to accept the social backlash yeah make all the Holocaust jokes you want but accept that you're gonna get a lot of shit for it Right and and you know own up to it and apologize only if you're sorry or if you want to keep your career going or whatever Well and also though as a society all I'm asking for is this As a society making a joke about something where there's no body count or judging a person where there's no body count You know there are criminals that took other people's lives and then there ones that just did things that were stupid or silly or hurt those around them or hurt themselves But there's no bodies. I got to see a body before you know I mean look if I was a judge There's people to get locked up for you know vehicular manslaughter they do 17 months because they got drunk and ran over some nine year old on a swing And then there guys who went to a fish concert and tried to sell a hundred tabs of acid and they're doing 18 years

2:57:52Like I just want to see a fucking body and if there's a body or in this case multiple bodies It's different Then making fun of your wife or a group or your kid. All right, so there are 20 24 people confirmed dead including nine children and that was Lower than the initial report which was that they said at least 51 yeah, we're dead It's an e f5 Mm-hmm which is the strongest category tornadoes And it the winds at times are between 220 and 110 miles an hour wow more than 230 people were injured and at least 100 people have been pulled alive from the rubble It's just um, it's just it's crazy the amount of destruction lieutenant governor Todd Lamb said the destruction He likened it to a two mile wide lawn mower blade going over a community wind is nutty man You ever if you're gonna sit you here So team it's nutty thing It's incredible force which is if you are or first off you sort of think about the fact that I don't know Gary

2:59:00find me you tell me what a seven seven seven Ways or that new dreamliner or the uh whatever that at the uh Airbus with the double decker on it Airbus 380. Yeah, it's insane Should we all try to guess first though because that sounds fun well go in tons I'm gonna say A thousand tons well that seems that seems reasonable. Yeah, I'll go also half that 500 No 500 tons 250 250 times people I'll say 2000 and fuel I never mind five. I will we're gonna We'll get various things Right, sorry, I'll say to that I literally have no ballpark. So I'll say 2000 2000 tons yeah, all right, why not all right, let's see See two thousand tons that would be like um Oh, maybe like 750 seven six six hundred fifty or something SUVs or something like that

3:00:06Um, all right, I'll just uh I'll go a little lower I'll go 75,000 whether you go 50. Yeah, I'll go 75,000 As to say but the point is You take a look at that thing it gets off the ground. That's just the wind, you know I mean it's not the wind but it's the air traveling beneath the wind wings But the thing that's the thing that's insane See watch a NASCAR In NASCAR they used to these to happen all the time Uh, car be going 150 170 miles an hour get spun out by another car get going backwards and go right into the air Just lift off. This is a pony act. This is a Ford. This is a Chevy. It's not a wing It's not meant to go anywhere. It's it's 3500 pounds of steel and immediately just gets launched into the air That you see those crazy videos of the boats racing. They just catch all it catch a wave and I know they're fucking up in the air Right that is just the wind at a hundred and fifty five hundred sixty miles an hour getting underneath something that weighs

3:01:09You know two thousand pounds or I'm sorry 3500 pounds and throwing it into the air It's insane that force all right. We have the maximum full cargo weight passengers everything we'll figure this out Uh 600 tons I said 500 tons. Do you say 500 tons? Yeah, oh, I thought you said 50 I'm just going above you 500 tons. Oh, there you go. You're the winner of nothing as for usual Yeah, in your face, but he wins nothing always. Yeah, he's good at winning nothing. Yeah. You jealous my nothing Allison. Yeah, maybe a little bit 1.36 million pounds and it just goes right into the air It wears it well. Yeah, it does and me. I'm superstitious when I sit next to a fat person like how's this baby getting off the ground Okay, it's got to go to 85. Yeah, plain's gonna lean. Yeah, the ones on house work. Yeah, so many issues about sitting sitting in row 13 Because I remember once I almost did even though I pretend I'm not a superstitious dishes person and then I thought

3:02:13Well, if the plane's going down the whole thing's going Yeah, not like just my rose gonna drop out. No, but that'd be funny I mean ironic. Oh, yeah, but be good content. That'd be my love only my road drops out I just booked a plane ticket today in row 13 Really? You mentioned that wow, that's weird. You're on my flight too. I've never I've never thought about that Never never been discussed. They stuck us in row 13. I put real 13. Okay So have you guys seen this it's a heartwarming and moving though video of the woman who found her who had lost her little dog And then she found her dog in the rubble on live TV. Oh, I know I heard about it. Okay, so we have it's it's longer There's just a clip it starts with a woman um asking this Woman a bunch of inane questions and then we find a dog mm-hmm all right Sad that this means something I started we glimps Are you able to comprehend yet what happened here? I know exactly what happened here

3:03:13exactly And uh, bitchy answer. What do you? What do you think of all this is your neighborhood? I can't imagine This is life in the big city The dog me. I'm says The dog high poppy Oh That's her dog. Yeah, she she's like magic and a better dog earlier. Oh Like That looks like Regirator it looks like it's the base of a dishwasher or something that the thing is stuck in. Oh, I thought it was hard part It's got no it's got the adjustable it's got the hoses there It's got the adjustable feet on it that's screw out. That's a dishwasher Oh my fucking heart is melting you're talking about dishwashers guts of a dishwasher if this were in Adam's worldview He would just be him being like oh my dish or by refrigerator It's a hot water heater right I got a replacement line here on a thing There's a should be a filter should be a dancer there

3:04:14Well, I thought you'd answered one prayer let me be okay Oh Wow that's pretty hard It's like a it's like the all right, but I don't give a shit because there's 23 people dead and seven kids are gone I'm glad her nurse now's or or put back together, but to be consistent for me I don't care. I really know it's a nice to look at It's nice, but I still feel horrible for the parents. Could you be moved by this? What if they were a baby? No, see I Was a baby. Yeah, but for a baby. Oh, yeah Not a dog no because once a human being and the others than animal I know but it's still like you got to look maybe look for the good in the 24 years. No, I'm yeah No, I'm happy, but it's like I It doesn't it's neither here nor there, but I think that's why this is going viral because The just just the destruction of the sadness is so great that people are clinging to this feel good story You're absolutely right. Yeah, no, why is God working on her snout?

3:05:15She has nothing or dead right you saw it. She has nothing. Oh, you have a fucking dryer Yeah Well, like I said Judging by the coils on that thing it needed to be replaced in X 18 months Get on that, but her dog is you know, no listen here's what I want to say. I'm happy. She found her dog I like that woman by the way because the reporter's just got to do the what's going through your mind right now She's like even comprehend look around. Yeah, exactly. I know exactly oh all too well what happened and Asking just a stupid question say ask all the time and they do that thing where it's like 24 hours ago You were sitting in your what experiencing half a tornado Or just watching jeopardy or wheel of fortune like I get it yesterday. There was no tornado I like when people do that like it will look when boats capsize guess what what what shape they're in the day before No one got onto the no one got onto the cruise ship when it was just two thirds capsize. I was almost both yesterday

3:06:17I know it's like a lot of people do that thing. They do it with car accidents. They do it's like Yesterday the person was driving to work fine now there yeah, that's how stuff works You don't get expected yet. I'm not like well He's we got into 10% of a car accident then by that by the end of the week he was up to 25% by midweek next week He was up into high 40s like no shit Happens that's the whole thing about tornadoes. They happened quickly. Yeah, they were slow motion You'd get out of the way. I'm glad she found her doc but Neither here nor there for me Mostly the seven kids gone that I would tend to respond to Nine. Yeah, that's like nine. There's nine you listen. You're German. It's not gonna change My feelings on this man. However you just missed me No The doors Rayman Zerick died. He was 74. He had bile duct cancer Yeah, I'd times. Yeah, I did a lot a lot a lot of living in and had some crazy success I mean you think about how young those guys were we think about the fact that

3:07:22He you know the gym morson dying 72 71 is that we figured out 71 yeah, so you know the doors stopped over 40 years ago And so his greatest success was over 40 years ago and still it's like 40 years after It is it's insane. It's like the other day when I found out that Avra Levine was 28 I was like you're not even 30 at bitch. I've known you for a long time. Yeah, she's been around for a while It seems like but how I remember like Avra Levine was 10 years ago Was had had hit hit hit songs and I'm like you're not you can't even not even 30 yet Right, I think she's always in twins or 30 something. Yeah, it's insane like you go there's some people They're like I can't believe now like I can't believe that you know Certain person from certain Disney channels now pregnant like there's that part and then there's other people where they're like You're not even 30 yet So with Avra Levine my thing when you said 28 I was like wow she's already 28 because to me she's always 21

3:08:28But she had her first My name is married to the guy from Nickelback like she's I know Strike two Getting close to strike three. Are you talking to me for a skater boy? She well she no skater boy with some 41 Guy Nickelback is who she's married to now thanks Gary no no her song was skater boy Oh, cuz she married skater basically some 41 skater. I didn't know that was her song Why were talking about Avra Levine? I don't know Just good music. I want to find out what year first two was complicated. She came out. I was told All right All right, I bet I bet that that what was the gentleman's name? Ray Manzeric Ray Manzeric I bet you the little bit amount the the small amount of time that the doors were hot I bet he did more living in those years than most of us have in this room in our entire life I need continued your in the doors you live your life continued to you know produce a lot new stuff like 1999 99 was their first song. I mean how can that bitch not be 30 yet?

3:09:31Is she not gonna turn 30 next month? She's 28 Jesus fucking Christ. Would you turn 30 already? Pissed off 2000 first full-out Still 2000 or 13 years ago. Jesus can't do Christ. What's weird is that 2000 feels very recent Yeah, here it sounds recent. Well, here's the here's the thing The 13 years after 2000 is a blink of an eye the 13 years before 2000 was an eternity So in 1987 When people people were like There was a lot of like in 1987. They're like by the year 2000 There won't be men and women. They'll just be one gender And you're like really? Wow No, yeah, people just use telepathy to travel they won't use airplanes or trains or anything anymore From home and if you go to work you'll fly to work with a jetpack like the Jetsons You'll just take a pill. Yeah, this have a pill say thanksgiving or Christmas on it depending what you want

3:10:31You know, that's it and you're like wow by by 2000 now 2013 and I don't feel yeah, it's 2000 to me. It's like cool. We have the internet Yeah, I think that's kind of it And that we had the internet we had cell phones. That's your livelihood, right? Yeah, I know Yeah, it's you know, we're not living in the Jetsons era right but we do have sort of The inner well the common man has the internet. Yeah, here you go. Here's a deep thought I had um it just feels lately like it's just It's a deep depressing thought one horrible news story after the next I'm not just talking about my news But I just feel like in the world is just one awful thing After the next whether it's a natural destruction or it's some crazy person and it feels like it's speeding up and I'm wondering Is it it's not that's just perception right obviously because I don't truly think that in times are worse now than they were 50 years ago better. We have no problem. We have no problems. What's going on is There are my age there are thousands of news outlets and they need to be filled up

3:11:36They're just not and news Basically news follows the same format as reality shows. There's no reality show called Five chicks from Beverly Hills get along famously That doesn't get right. It's you know, and when they when they show you the clip what's coming up next week? It's Cheryl and Tammy Kaffa problem. It's like yeah, you're not the boss of me And then there's all the some someone knocks a table over and it's a big deal So every single reality show is like get in it to get in the grill get it stirred up I mean if you can throw a punch that would be awesome But if you guys can just fucking have a shouting match that would be better and Again, there's no such thing as people hang around drink tea with their pinky and say thank you and police So That doesn't exist well the news is exactly the same. There's no such thing As hey stock markets pretty stable and things seem to be all right and

3:12:38Your team one it's not that it's a bunch of doom and gloom and and Here's how you know, I mean they will literally take something we've talked about it before something like Africanized killer bees I was seeing graphs of Africanized killer bees coming through here, you know by You know by 1991 they'll be coming into Texas Then by 1994 they've colonized Texas to move in Arizona the through New Mexico Arizona and then that big dot that said Adams house on it What's Phoenix Falls what's Phoenix Falls then all in the picture of them landing on my head And it was like Jesus Christ so in 1997 these things what happened to the after and by the way I want to find these guys and go hey are you the guy with the Africanized get come here and just fucking name in the groin Just grab his tie and keep driving my fucking knee into his bridge of his nose until I hear his orbital socket crack like There is no Africanized killer bees. I don't know where the fuck they are Nobody's dead. They didn't regroup and galveston and make their way to my apartment. They did nothing

3:13:44But that's news right? I remember being really worried about SARS. Yeah, right? We supposed to be where you remember the watching day scare Oh, it was huge. Yeah, everything's gonna crash and planes are gonna fall out of the sky. I'm still scared a little bit Yeah, but what but that's how we work So that's why you need to not pay attention to most of shit And now that's why you need to realize that we're just fucking bombard now How many more news outlets let's are there Before but when we had Africanized killer bees that were coming to us And I'm sure if you lived in Maine they did the exact same graphic but heading that direction Oh, they'll be heading through the Boston area and they're coming your way They're coming your way, Maine. Look out road island. Like I'm sure they had one for every city Yeah, and the arrow coming at them of of death. So Now when they did that they did not have a million new cable news outlets now There's a million cable news outlets and they must be filled with whatever today's version of Africanized killer bees is

3:14:44You should fill your life with stamps that come Good luck powerful transition That's right you don't want to go to the post office that is the one place they still have the Africanized killer bees They're buying the counter. Yeah, that's right be hypes that is Good one ace man use stamps.com It uh you can print official us postage right from your own computer stamps.com It's gonna help you decide which class of mail is best for you And someone should decide that for else and for she got engaged What you're unstoppable All right, let's do one more story shall we? Well get this you guys The famous haircut the Jennifer Anson had referred to as the Rachel The guy who gave her that haircut has revealed that he was high when he did it Wow I know can you even believe it?

3:15:45You remember the haircut do you not it was that choppy shag thing? Everyone then soon had after I didn't I couldn't Make that much. I mean, I understood like the page boy in the Dorothy Hamill Okay, that much I got that seemed very distinct to me the this one I didn't understand Uh iconic yeah, yeah, yeah, okay The cloney was sort of the the guy's version of this for the same time period. I was told by people Do you mean the Caesar? I did anyone here have that because I hated that haircut for men. I have no I had it for a while. Yeah, yours just goes up Yeah, I'm essentially like a black man. I can go long or I can go short, but it's the same I'm a hedge that either grows out or gets trimmed, but I don't change. I'm no topiary That's what you're talking about. I can't do anything in my hair. There's no style There's no like oh, well you know what bangs would look like on me Bang should be like me trying to mo my hair down like there's nothing. Oh

3:16:46Listen, you missed it one day in the radio show What Jonathan Anton or me that show blow out he was the hair guy He came in and Adam is like you can't you can't give me bing bing bing bing whatever you straighten my hair And he's like I can do it and he's been a segment doing it and look Fucking hell It's a poop pad. It's a harming It's hurting me that I wasn't there for that because that's I got an old man pub patch for hair I always have and thus there's no There's nothing I can do you can find pictures of me When I'm 19 I think exact same Look over your book. Oh, well, no that that I had straight hair until until I turned until I turned like my hair went through the Look all you need know about my hair is all you need to do is watch the Brady Bunch. It's exact same arc To check follow like arc which is remembered season one there. Okay I'm to right listen to me everybody

3:17:48That that was my hair in high school and it's basically the same hair I got today I Season one all the Brady's all the boys had straight hair Season one through like one one two and maybe three then season two and three or three and four they had Curly hair that they tempted to make straight but they couldn't figure it out and then they all had froze They'll had juu froze in the later ones Did something happen in that era to change everyone's hair? No, what what happened? Puberty kicked in and you know everyone's born Like whiteies born with basically the same hair and then puberty kicks in and it can go and go bonkers My hair was just sort of normal and straight and then it started to go bonkers But I didn't know what was going on. Well if I'll show you the Brady's you'll see the Brady's Especially Peter and you'll see the same hair just you'll see that's what my hair did exactly. Sorry Anyway, where were we? Well, we were just talking about how he was high when he gave her that hair to and he's decided to come forward now and

3:18:54Say it because he has 14 years of sobriety behind him. Oh Gives a shit and he's just claiming to that right Yeah, yeah, okay. I feel like I've heard a lot more about Jennifer Aniston than I need to hear in my lifetime. What are you talking about? I feel 100% right. I feel like she's attractive She's not hot Someone needs to explain that to America. I wonder if women like her more than men. I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to figure it out. Okay, so she's not hot. She's she's attractive. She's always been Attractive, but she's not hot. There is such a thing as hot. She is she is not it. All right. There's early Brady early Brady I'm gonna get Peter's hair. Look like a no just Same hair straight hair and all straight and then when you get into season three Or season four you'll see and I don't know how many seasons to break a bunch of trans eight season seven seasons or something like that

3:19:58But we'll see it well look she's and she's a woman who takes very good care of herself. She is someone who is At the highest potential she can be That's a little later. I need I need a picture of Peter like a two years earlier than that when it was starting to get curly But it wasn't exactly sure what to do with it. Mine you these were people on TV They had the they had the finest in hair technology right now you can see a few years on his hair is getting curly But he's trying to kind of push it down And then later on and especially Greg Greg goes full juffro you can see Greg's hair here and he goes full Ju-fro Some the last season. I think everyone just went full full ju-fro my hair exact it's like it's like my hair plagiarized their hair. It just literally copied their hair That's that's I wonder if the people who did the hair on the show wanted to replace them when this happened Wanted to replace the actors. Yeah, I would have I would have cut I would have cut all of them

3:21:02All right, let's see. This is me when I'm I don't know 23 so my hair is like the same length exactly It's exactly same. It's never it's never it's always been the exact same hair. I've never never fucked around with it Nice Yeah, and so anyway, Brazilian straightened Adam Jennifer Aniston way too much Jennifer Aniston talk she's Does not need to be on anyone's list of most attractive and most desirable or most anything ever? Isn't it kind of weird to like it's off-putting when they sex her up like in like pictures And she's like looking all desirable over the camera. It's like that's the girl next door That's your best friend. That's your friend sister. That's not the that's not the hot girl. Yes You want to me? It's it's put it. I think she has appeal in no she's not unattractive right, but I think she's she's attainable And there's a track of miss and a dead ability. I don't fucking hometown buffets attainable I don't get that part. Yeah, sometimes you eat there, but who all the guys all that the fucking argument of like where people go

3:22:04Well, it guys guys kind of the hope anyone in this room fuck Jennifer Aniston nobody And anybody anyone camera guys anyone been sucked off by Jennifer Aniston. No, you said fucked Art fucked. Yeah, you had to fuck them Fuck yeah, sucked off nothing Squeezed or titty All right, so let's just go ahead and get rid of the attainable part Because no one I know is grabbed her titty Does anyone you know grabbed her titty? No, I don't not even so not not not even touched the area Not gonna work so Way as far as an actress goes fair and middling fine So okay, doesn't bring much to the table brings about as much performance wise to the table as she brings looks Wise to the apartment to that table, which is like fine Fine I thought you'd love friends. I don't know who you are anymore I do like friends, but she could have been played by a thousand different people Would have been fine. You feel like Gunther was the real talent. Absolutely Now we're talking that guy should have a huge theatrical career. No, you went about someone with some hair magic

3:23:07That guy's like all right, if I'm gonna be an extra and I have to I have to do the fake talking the whole time behind the counter I'm gonna white hair. I'm gonna hair you can see from outer space. All right, let's bring it home baby girl That's the news. I'm Allison Rosenzipid come there's me and my and my curly straight hair phase With Allison right you're transitioning my transitioning phase all right It is I didn't know what to do with it. I'd have long hair, but it was turning curly But it used to see it used to look like this it was like this I was like what hair where are you going don't fail me now. Let's go be like you were But it started to change this is a horrible period in my life only lasted for short 14 years Ah, Tonks you guys like coffee. Oh my god. Let me tell you something T-O-N-X these guys are coffee kind of sewers Actual testimonial I said to these guys look you want to sell coffee on the show. I everyone here loves coffee Everyone who listens loves coffee. Look at a lot of coffee here Yeah, send me some and let me check it out and then I can kind of speak from the heart and I said they sent me some

3:24:14And I just brought it home last night and I told a old guy Go ahead and grind that up because they give the whole beans and I said just throw it in I want to try it out today and I tried it out today And I was like oh man, this is good, but we have good stuff like you know We have the Starbucks stuff we buy the expensive stuff and And this just this afternoon I was talking to Lynn and she's like my god. What what's up with the coffee? Who made the coffee? It's delicious and it was like totally unsolicited didn't talk to her about it Like said coming off a Starbucks not not 7-11 over here Tonks These guys just love it. They source it direct from the growers They roast it and they ship it within 24 hours. I was thinking about you the whole time Brian because Just your snob you know, like this you like being good yourself. I mean I like the finer things I don't know if it's gonna like the finer things in life and This is right up your alley. All right, we want to try a free sample. Yes, just go to Tonks.org That's dot org Tonks T-O-N-X dot org

3:25:15forward slash Adam get some for yourself and They just get it you sign up for it. They send it to you It's no more expensive than going anywhere else and getting your coffee And you just they're fanatics. I mean I asked them a thousand questions about how much you should use and what kind of water and what's the best way and Fresh ground and get the grinder Listen, I wanted to talk about it. Oh the conversation they hate all right. I want to give some thanks where thanks are due Dave Damacechak Dave Damacechak football program You get it on iTunes and you go to his website Dave Damacechak.com. dot NFL dot com Ray William Johnson you forget about the website. Let's focus on Twitter at Ray WJ That's where you tweet him and the show New video every Tuesday on YouTube good to see you right thank you coming out my friend good to be here My pleasure and until next time this is Adam Krola for Dave Damacechak Ray William Johnson

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