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This week: Sweet treats, gentrification, spending luxury points, coffee snobs, luxury gyms vs rusty plate emporiums, weight loss goals, Matthew McConaghy's spicy marg, pretentious cocktail bars, the gift of a bottle of somethin', auld bai strides, overrated landmarks, the four burners theory, ADHD brains & much more.
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Welcome to the bomb squad podcast episode 157 start way to heaven
Live
We just had a sweet treat on a coffee. I'm brookie. By the fuck
What's that? I brought any cookie cookie Bernie fuck. Yeah, come last are all
Keep the arteries gassing. I noticed we all went for a different treat to different treats for different strokes
Says a lot about our personalities. Yes, what did you have that the white raspberry?
White chocolate raspberry brookie
Look lovely. Look lovely. What'd you get now something caramel briny
Classy guy, and you know, it says that says a little bit of personalities. I got the peanut butter
briny thing I think I
At mine immediately in the car driving my coffee immediately
Nothing left by the time we got here. Yes, and then you guys enjoyed yours
Yeah, I mean I stored them like squares. Yeah, and I just stuffed mine down my gullot. You did says a lot about you says a lot about me
Fuck reading I was driving before I different rules
Yeah driving 100% I'll let it us the bunch. Although we weren't here to oven you for
27 minutes try to get I could read good at it. Good at it in the queue
It is a scary image in the Google maps when you see the red line big red line of death the red line of death
Red wine blue line, Tets Avonnie. Yeah, I mean
I tell you what I ever change them what that whole road
With graffiti and stuff like you know, just like you know with the ramen shop and there is we Italian Dali
I said Jesus great. Let's burn rove every time we drive down there is a canoey busses. Yeah, it's driving
That's that's the fucking that's the
That's the that's the elates and that it is what I wish they actually did with you know because let's burn roads always got that like
You know, that's sort of me McFatridge like oh, why let's burn road, you know, yeah, oh let's burn road
Change it locked it locked in you know, and then you might become aware of how many desk noises you make yes, you know because you be talking like this
You know, and then I'm like, yeah, I'm not quite mad. I'm not fucking this guy
I
Wish the lesbian road really classed itself up
You know the main if it's getting that reputation you want it more budget. I want lined with trays
It's the only straight in the city that keep the clean
You know keep it real clean and have somewhere where you can and no parking no if you can't put fucking park anywhere
Where is a man do you spend your luxury points?
Anywhere I can't what do you what do you mean like across the board like you know because everybody likes
Everybody is like my non-negotiable. I will like no, everyone's like okay, you know
I'm pretty bare bones me. You know what I mean?
Just off and I don't really have a fuck but everyone I'm convinced this my theory
I'm convinced that everyone in one area of their like of their life just likes to put away better
You know something yeah, there's there's things where like you cross a threshold
And the door closes behind you what thresholds if you crossed man. I yeah, I think you know
Even getting a coffee today
You know was a task, you know
I said the now I was like where to work and you even I've had three good coffees in the last year
Yes, you know you go in places and it's like it's a nice coffee shop to do all the bullshit and then you drink the coffee and you're like
Here give it a fuck honestly coffee for me kind of like Guinness and then I only really know the difference if it's absolutely
Stank and if it's obviously hoax. Yeah, no, I'm I wouldn't say I was a coffee snob but I'm starting to notice more things
Mm-hmm. What do you notice milkiness? I shite milk. Yes, you know, sometimes you're like I'm gonna have to get an Americano because it's a safe bet
Are you getting in particular notes of certain coffee notes? Yes, yeah, like different roast give you different notes or what?
Yes bars. Yes
Of course, something to get the real fucking I don't know. I don't know what they're doing to whether it's like a light roast or dark roast or whatever
But you know sometimes you get a while fruity one. I don't think my tongue registers notes. I don't think it gets in coffee
I don't think there's much things to stay on your tongue long enough. Yeah, for the rest of it
You eat like a fucking like a paladin
Full check him
But yeah, you know, sometimes sometimes you taste the finer things in life and there's no going back
You get like a really elite coffee and you're like well sure everything else I'm gonna drink from my own stinking rust water
Yes, yes, you know, but you're talking like when I push the when I go like when do you get like a fancy bet?
Probably like, you know, there's a bit of my stand-up of the minute where I say I'm an S-fot
Yes, do you know what I mean? Yeah, you've got a wealth cut wealth cut. Yeah, I'm tets
You know sort of box like a melted candle
Just we things I
Ain't it not you see now's now's gonna probably agree with me on all this we think you know like when you go to buy all of oil
And there would have or something like that there would there would be the time
We just you just grab it. You're just like Tesco's own whatever. Mm-hmm. No, I'm buying it like it's vintage wine
Uh-huh. Do you know what I mean? I'm like looking out. No fucking. Yeah, they're also there
Yeah, yeah, even the shit even the shit ones there. Yeah, but yeah, we we've got the we've all boiled in the house locked up
What is a nice one? What's the code?
It was fucking a hundred pound of all
Uh, I don't know like but you know some brand where the it doesn't have a screw off. It goes like, you know
So all the boy just just small small things. Mm-hmm small things
Uh, that's suppose like
Sometimes the worst thing you can ever do is get yourself something nice. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah
Even a car you know you get a
You get your first automatic car and you're like get that gear stick out of my fucking site. Yeah, I don't want to update
That's hands for a fucking eight pound coffee. Well, you can't just be faster than if automatics can
Uh, you're buying to be able to because there, you know, there'd be people like
There's people with like disabilities and stuff that can still drive
Mm-hmm, but like maybe not a fucking given all this or like need another leg for the clutch or whatever if you can
Uh, you know drive stick. You lose a manly points to you
Yeah, but if you know if you rolled up there and an ass class mark, you like suck the mom points out of my cock
Yes, you know, I like that. There's a lot of mom points out of my cock
Yeah, we're full of bars this morning in sweet trade
That's how it goes. Where do you go luxury? I spent my luxury points at the gym
I've got a bougie gym and I'm like, you know
Me about five years ago would have been like I can't believe I can't be doing that. That's crazy
This one. This one a 20 pound a month. We'll do manual baller. Yeah, and now that I've got one. I'm like
Oh, I can't go back. I can't go back
Yeah, 100% yeah, you're not going to be in one of those like if I can run a Coleman
Yeah, buddy time gyms where it's just all rusty plates. Yeah, you're in there like
I've done me time the rusty plates, you know, and I have got the robot
It is nice. Yeah, although even in a nice place
You are reliant on the other occupants kind of carrying themselves and a half decent manner, you know because
If you go to like a if you go to like a rusty plate kind of imporium, you know, and you look at the showers and there and you're like people are definitely pushing around this place
The driver's personal show now the bougie gym
People are probably doing the same, but it doesn't cross your mind as much
You know, because you're like a people wouldn't push near their passion
Passion in the shower 100% their passion in the showers. I'm not a shower with a hub and pest in many years
You're pushing public showers? No, I don't get that many public shots. I never showed the house
Shared the gym every day. That's fair enough. Yeah free shampoo
Well, it's you know, it's one of my things where you're like, um, you know
There's absolutely no excuse for you not to go to the gym. Uh-huh
Do you know what I mean? You're there's no like oh, I'm gonna go into this fucking shed here. It's gonna be freezing
Not on that. Yeah. Oh, come on. It's all men in there. No, it's clean. Yeah people are wiping up their ass juice. Yeah. No ass juice. Yeah
Sometimes they don't mind about ass juice. I do want. I've got a new target with me
Which is not like actually on the scales. It's more so I want to be fed to wrap the toys they have with the gym. I ride myself
Because
Every other
Walkin' about
Tired around the west paid up looks well
You know what I mean? If I use that time, which I do use the time and tell you to use them pen for it
I have to wrap it around and I have to pick
An area of my body that will be exposed. Yeah, and you know after you know trial and error
I've learned that the CFS bet is to have the side
Hang on. Yeah, you know
But used to be whenever I was first getting used to them
Like a hot chick at the Oscar. Yes. Hold on a stand big split up. We dressed slip
But what it used to be whenever I was first getting used to using these times
I would just like, you know, it's kind of stunning to take the time to wrap it around and then grab it from the back
So I just walk it up and then we are sang and I
Weyosh. Yeah big gleam in check. Hey watch it. What fucks. Yeah, I got only dream of having such cheek. Oh
You've read it yourself. I hate it. It's not cheap. I don't have a dumper like I don't have a dog one. So does too so do
Too gross. Are we flapped? Oh
No, it's just it's just too it's just too fatty brisket's beside each other
You ever see them barbecue shows the boys like robin the brisket? Oh, I two brisket's beside each other
Yeah, yours two rumps. Well, that's probably the problem is it's probably mainly the rompers cause and the disruption
Of the title, you know, you know, you know, we were romped out when you can see it through a dove
Yeah, you know, we discovered yesterday. Yeah
Yeah, he's got a fleece blanket over his ass and I'm still bricked
We tartan blanket. We taught Aztec Aztec
There's a name for it. There's a name. That's picking luxury points. Whatever
It's right. It's about my cash blankets
Uh, what's it got to say? Oh, it's got a fucking slaggy, but something I forgot. It's not gonna be eyed boys. That's the fuck. Tired on the ass
romp
Oh, yeah, the baller move would be, you know, do that thing you put the tile over your head
Tell a little nod and throw it back and then just walk out there don't out. No, no, no, no
You know what I mean? Do we fucking?
Do we turban that you give yourself? No post shire chose. No way. No way. No
Not put a little display for them. No way. Not even the heat of the sharp put a bit of hang on it
Well, I like to do the last 10 seconds kind of
You know, a forward card down just to get me. We did I tell you but the boy it's women
I took out his woman the fellow was talking to me and then he was getting changed and he goes he goes
I'm gonna fucking move off here, you know
No need for the child to see all this. Hi, not for play. I was like absolutely respect. Yeah, so you should do
Yeah, you shouldn't be comfortable just like just flossing your your crack. Yeah with a child
Oh boys go cozy and I tell you what one thing that uh as best me off
You know recently with my gym is each area of the lockers has one bench
and you know
If other people are in that area they have to utilize the bench. They have to use up space. Of course
There are some fellows will have their whole life in that bench
And then you can't just stand there and you're like any any chance. Yeah, but a retail spacer move up MacBook with you, you know
Trying to floss my bag. Yeah, you gotta go down fucking MacBooks sitting there jump trans nice
You know drop dry. Hi
Like you know, you can't like give yourself a nutshell scrub put the toy around you
But then you walk to your locker if this actually just dropped right. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Okay. Okay
It's been a while since I was in a public show
Who you see here doesn't
Lottery points. Yeah, I'm DJ Khaled over
Going on Sunday privately book pole
You
Don't even walk around the whole that's not don't even with yeah, Liz burn leisure plaques or whatever it's called
Shut down just me man's never been in Lisbon when it's shut down trust me daddy
Just me screaming with my voice echoing through the whole building on that slide
It was like a fucking plug hole
Bring back the slides
There's no slides anymore no
Oman intervention used to have two historic slides at it. I believe one was yellow one was rad
The red was for spades
You know, yellow was more for the larger for the best
I think just hit the border in America right or yellow
Every one of them so yeah, and they would have like they'd have those little like
cordon off things that would be floaties on them. Yes, they'd have like a swim in Lee and with the slide going straight
Yeah, and every slide went straight hard left. Yeah, yes, it was like
Banging into the pool. I would love to I don't know if that's one of these things where it's like expectation versus reality
But I would love to go back to some kind of a water park, you know, I
Would love to have a day like there's some place. I think it's a New Jersey
Which is an absolute toilet, but there's like a leather center there. What's your good like a water park? Oh, it is terrible
Stink of it, but there's water parks there. It's a produce territory. Oh, yeah class. Yeah, um
But you can like there's an adult day once a month. Yeah, where it's like, you know, they'll have a bar and all the booze it up
Getting a slate
And I'm like that's science class, but what would the reality of that be, you know
Like would you with your 30 plus sheet old brand start to think about the logistics of it where you're like
I'm definitely gonna get something. I'm gonna leave a bunion
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Well, I was thinking more along the lines of someone's gonna boat like yeah, someone's gonna have too many fucking
Spacey marks. Yeah, I'm just be like
Oh, I can't get fucked. I'm a second pretend. They're like that stuff. Did you say Matthew McConaughey drink? No, sir
He made some I wonder can I get it here? Is it worth looking up the McConaughey meal?
Let me see Matthew
Thank you fucking business, right? What I look up on the spare time is Helmaga girls
Spicy chili chili Chris before the continental strip Sado in here. This is gonna be my favorite chili Chris confused to kill
Big love it swing sour mint here and you said all next up sift off these crispy chili
So fresh lime that you know we got it. Oh, wow, it's ice
Oh, wow look at the color on that drink. This is my worst time. I'm great over the jalapenos the finishing touch
I call this the capability able here we go
Fantastic, I'll make you another one later. I'm taking this one
Taking the next one you sexy bitch McConaughey is so manly that like if he poured your drink
I was like this what I like to drink here and then slides it to you. You just have to be like
Seven
I was a little boy. He's a pro today
For the audio listeners there he had he put in chili crisp, you know
With all the floaties in it then the fucka margar or then the tequila
Then the sweet and sour mix some sort of sugary lime probably
And they strained it off to get the the chunks of chili
That's not my gravital and then depth it in tagine
Don't think I could do the bigot words for me a bit of fucka here's not and then he
And then he created a jalapeno on the top fuck off bro
Hey have a stala it would yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I think takes 45 minutes. Yeah
The burn the shitter off. Yeah, they're gonna drink her a fucking lasagna
What is the ramen shop?
Ah, my famous toe calls
I know more my vape is a stella r-fuck
There's a there's a cocktail bar in New York called out of boy
And there's a guy in there make you should at the hum. He's man of skill
Also a progress on farm
immediate best friends, right
The the whole thing of the bar is like
Which I've only been to one of these before it was absolute wink
Right where it's like you go on and they don't have a menu
Oh, you say what you like and then they're like well, we're not gonna make you that
We'll make something around it
But I had about experience the first time we went to one on Toronto
It was like me and a couple of my friends out there
Went to this one and guard comes up and she's like what would you like and I was like, uh, can I just have like you know?
Um
Like a darken stormy. She's like
Sure, I can make you a darken stormy. I can make you something like a darken stormy
And she goes uh, I'm just gonna ask you a couple of questions and I can like see what kind of like personality you have to the drink
And I was like, yeah, okay, and she goes first question. Do you like citrus?
All right, I was like
30 years from God's Rainer if never once up I can but like what do you think about citrus Spagman? You fun, huh?
I love citrus. Yeah, what's great, but you know faint for the citrus. What a what a
Crocker shit though because you could just go like
You know, we're kind of cold. We don't have a menu
What do you normally drink? What would you normally order in a cocktail bar and you and then you go like
Yeah, like a margarita and they're like, okay, well, where do you see this?
And then they just make a margarita
I put a fucking jalapeno in them be like
Look at that and you're like wow
Amazing, I like the idea. I'm just doing that. Oh, yeah, they got
Like a rapey magic show. Yeah, they got to pretend, you know, so sort of magic. Yeah
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Well, could kind of cocktail would you normally get an establishment? I guess they're like the card in coke and they're like
All right, hold on a second. That is how you fuck up any sort of like whimsy business is sending our boyfriend over here and took
You know, oh yeah, they just immediately put a halt down if they're kind of like the fuck says yeah
And there's no pumps
No pumps smell like it's not sure. I can make you targets from I can make you something like it targets from it
I said I want to fuck on dark and storm. I even send dark and storm is a yeah as a dog
Do you know what do you know what is um a
Weird culture. I wonder is it Irish just just the
I must get a must get on my bottle or something
Oh, I know you know what I mean like somebody does someone at your house. I must get them a bottle or something
Yeah, but people we get in that
The scummy as bottles or something. Yeah, you know, I'd be like oh cheers for Tyler my kitchen
Here's a bottle of
Bacardi. I'll give you a theory of that. Here's here's some white rum that nobody drinks
I think the bottles of something is never to be consumed
It's to be given to you for your event. Yeah, and then
When someone else's event comes along you take that bottle of something and you pass it on
Yes, you're just minding it for a minute. I don't think anybody takes the bottles of something. Yeah, like
Maureen's ma
Did a they have like the bar area and she a few years ago. She did like a bit of a clean out. Yes, and she goes
She was like there are like 42 bottles of gin there. Yeah, and she's like I every like I don't drink gin
Anybody that knows me probably know I've never drank gin and she just keeps getting bought gin repeatedly
My ma has told me to like for you, but like you have to get a bottle of something. Yeah, yeah
For the big boozle that I am
I'm the same. I fucking I probably have some like nice whiskey
And then my dad keeps buying me like scotch
Once a year, and I'm like I can't even drink it
Harper and silly Harper and silly fancy ones too, where I'm like this is fucking resell. Let's need me. Yeah
Oh Jesus, I don't know but the bottle culture is get them in my bottle of something a ball of something
I my ma's my ma's go to gift like if someone's done a good deed by me shit
It's either a bottle of something or take him for a feed
Mm-hmm. How you have to take Peter and have it for a feed something. Yeah, then I do
Good damn about the something
He'll
It's a vintage
It's a vintage he'll I know Peter a very mysterious guy like I said to him like I'm gonna be in LA for the weekend and
he's like
The rations on the Sundays like what you're sorry looking like and I was like no plans yet
And he goes brilliant restaurant booked six o'clock
Couple of di bars. It look pretty good nearby. We'll probably head to one of those and I'm like man. It's so like
You know, he's that organized in his job. It's trekkles. I did the every other area of his life. Yeah
He's like best on your previous piece. You've had one beer every
12 minutes, so I would say we ride this. I tell it by 930
and
Peter by the way one of my only friends
Who will just reach a point where he goes?
No, it's time to go home now and it doesn't matter if you do that. Oh, come on one more. This is great
You're not gonna head home now. It's 10 o'clock and he goes. No, I'm going home now
I'm going home. Yeah, and you're and you're like well
I'll see you tomorrow because I have never went home in my life
Hope you got them keys go the second the foam hits my lips
It's no
Let me have a few pains of jump content
He's very good. He doesn't ever bring in his life like even like you know
We'll go to the cheesecake factory, which is obviously doing for me. He's like I wouldn't be able to use pegs
He said they were the glass of water
Just watching you fucking
But the same guy who everyone everyone has a face
Everyone has a face. He don't trust a man doesn't have a face and he on the smack is he? No, this is
Adibles
Okay loves an edible. Oh, well, he's got a you know, you got to switch off the fucking
You know the business brain the other sorry just talking about does going in the fucking
Places you sent me that there where the Irish fathers walk around the place like they're being carried away by God
by the guards
Just the hearts behind the back
There is you know, do you know what I think it is I think it's when families
Go places
All together. Yes, the DA
Unless he's kind of picked it the DA is like I would much rather be doing anything else. Yes, you know
So there's a lot of just
Hands behind the back like oh well look at that. That's that's mad and in the back of his head
He's like I need to grate that bathroom
Or like I fuck out riff needs par host like it's it's all going through his brain at once
And he's walking or he's like a foot my fucking nice sweater on yeah, I'm walking around and I'm just
Absolutely get there so we're with yeah, you know my mom's got that to an extreme degree
Yeah, like I remember I'm definitely sorry before but the time that she did the boss tour with dad
And she's well about in the hip, you know, okay, and they're on the boss turn
It was like flat out like all right folks. We're gonna get off here for like 20 minutes
You don't walk around because you've been just and she did like five of them in a row like stops and she was just like
Get me back to our hotel. I'll fuck us eat to kill them. Hey, and then the main headline stop was up. Yeah, the grand canyon
And she goes I'm not getting off this fucking buff and my dad was like oh, just you have to us the grand canyon is the many she's good
I don't give to you fucking grand fuck
Stand the boss. I'll get off for it's the great canyon. You know the way not the grand canyon
Now you'd say I wouldn't go see them. They were playing the anime better for the coverage of me
My love wouldn't get off the boss to the grand canyon
Grand Canyon right there. She's standing the boss hurt the window like a wee dog in a car
Skate
And then of course like all my sisters feel like oh my god the grand canyon shots like you know people travel from all over the world
To see that and she goes I don't give two fucks. She goes if it was 20 minutes down the road
That's it though if it if it doesn't matter to you don't matter to you. Oh heat will shut my mother down like
Yeah, round of useless. It would shut me down really quick. Tell you like yeah, just fucking boiling
Yeah, but um, do you remember that video that there's like a family at the grand canyon and this black family
And we we keep black kid who always see more mature than the rage you know you get like a four year old
We're like what you looking at mother fuck yeah, and as we can't get so often he's like looking around
He goes he goes where's the canyon and they're like that's it. Yeah, that's the whole fucking canyon. Yeah
But it is it not like fucking you know like one of the places where you just crock an egg in the floor and the cooks. Oh, I
We I should not be anywhere near that any any like big massive like you know lawnmark. Yeah, I've ever seen
The enjoyment period is about 20 seconds
Yeah, then like right where we get something they do rose
But that's it like the imagery that you're seeing is
You know probably a photographer took a stunning photo of somewhere. Yes, and then it's it kind of like anything you just kind of like wow
It's pretty cool up. Yeah, I full-tired. Where's this gift shop? Remember seeing that and like
Fuck right off his mod and then back in the real there. We were like
This fuck is gonna go say just a back from there
Yeah, it's almost like
You know if you were seeing any that like the grand canyon or fucking
We call it one of Australia airs rock or something
You know, you're like you really you feel like you want to like drive there yourself and like come there or something
Yeah, not just like hop off a bus and go fuck me mod
Is that like tech talk brin? Is that like we can probably we kind of appreciate like actual landmarks anymore probably
Yeah, it was like me and like the tape modern looking at famous bits of pop art. I was like
It's not a painting. You know the main like no it's there's no craft in it. Yeah, it's like a print
But it's worth millions and it's famous and I have seen that print in a book and seeing it right there in a frame
I couldn't give a flam fuck. Yeah, get me out of here. Yeah, do you know the main sod master?
Where did I go when fucking maximum?
Where did I go in Mexico
Some some famous like it's not I know there's like a
It was like chichen it's a her something right one of these fucking pyramids
Mm-hmm. That was cool
But then the fucking tour guy was like, you know
Super excitable
Yeah, the tour guy will dictate the experience this guy's like fucking and then they were severed ahead and they severed ahead and kick it down the steps
Yeah, that I never was like throwing up in their hand and I'm like
Laughful man
Fucking class bro. Oh
Joshua tree. Oh, that's what I appreciate. Oh
That's what I like yeah, I like that. I was like this is genuinely this feels like I'm on a different planet
But that's instead of a lot of markets more like an area
You know what I mean? Yeah, well, I've had that as well. Yeah, you go in tenor afe you go up that
LTD or whatever the volcano and then on the way up. They're like, oh, yeah, the shot um fucking
Plano to the yips here
And you know you get out and you're like fuck me it does look like a different planet
That's crazy. It's not so fine. It's like this
It's
Absolute fucking like marvel of natural land and be like a lot of the yips. I shot it right here
If you don't think it looks cold. No, what do you hear this little fuck to it? They shot a plan of the yips here. Oh
I get it. Nice. When do you get the plan the way who much plan the yips?
You'll really appreciate this piece of land. You won't be able to focus you'll be like fuck me
See not yeah
That's a good time. See nuts. That's what that's all our marks are. See nuts
Seen that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I watched Spider-Man
You know, yeah, you see the Flutter in Bolton saying that yeah
Hawaii Mona saying that but not animated
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Do you reckon if you're like a photographer like a street photographer or whatever and you're like man
Making a making my trip to New York
And you fucking get on the subway and everything and you roll up outside that flower. I'm building and there's like 40 other photographers
And a cure you basically to get that spot at the yeah at the fucking traffic lights like it's it's my turn bro
Let me get my version of the fucking there was I did see that in real life where it was like you know a certain sunset that happens
like once every couple of years and
It's like a dumber was it was that no
It's like beside Union Square Station. It was like just this one straight
But apparently whatever where the sun comes in or whatever and I went down there and it was literally what you just said
It was like 40 photographers all like getting like the right angle of it. Yeah
That is a bit like that don't move place now, and oh yeah
There's like one spot in the middle of the street where you can like see you know
Fucking clean dying to clean through the bridge and then there's like one building
And pass the building like right in the fucking gap of the bridge and you think you're you know
A prize-winning photographer and every elect from there. Oh, this was like taxiday and then I just wrote the phone I went
I mean
Some of them are some Japanese guy there with this fucking you know thing on a tripod and you're like I move over bro. Yeah
What I nailed it
Nailed it one print the straight the print. It is funny
Straight the mother fucking print. Have you seen all this shit online where people keep um
They keep talking about
We have another theory to get to have you see have you seen like
I don't know whether I'm just getting all these fucking parenting memes where they're like um, you know
I didn't like understand my life until I heard about the fucking
Boyle-deague theory or something have you seen all these I haven't know there's like a million different
And then you know they they put that on the screen and then you've the read the fucking caption
I didn't understand life till I heard about the fucking the hairbrush theory or something do you have an example of one of these theories?
And that's all you know so fucking
It'll be it'll be something like I can't even read. I don't know there was like a naked mom theory or something
Right given you know
People body confidence
You know like oh my match run around that's out right. I just didn't care right
But there will be things like that like I just didn't understand my family dynamic. I heard about the
The pancake there
You know my father used to make pancakes for us. They just feel that's feel you know safe and welfare
Yes, and we grew up without a fuck any fucking mental health issues or something
But everyone has a theory hang on me. I might make someone
It's all spoof on it. It's told Smith. It's just people trying to fucking justify whether mental
Yeah, we need religion back. We need Jesus back. Jesus takes a comeback. That was it. You're re-mastered Christian
That was it, you know the theories the original theories ready there. Yeah, you know what I mean
But see people people stuck to that and they're like well this explains life whatever
And I godless people searching everywhere felt the Havens searching everywhere not names and all more Christian soldiers
Yes, big Jesus man. Oh God's best soldiers
I'm in a G you know the god you know
G Jesus you know
But now send us the theory here. I'm gonna read through this here. Oh here we go. Here we go
Um, this is is renamed for this theory now
Oh
the four burners
In this statement
Beness
The work-life balance and they've got a lovely little diagram here
Four burners on your hub
Health work family friends, right? Mm-hmm first burner family friends health work
At the four burners theory says that in order to be successful you have to cut off one of your burners. Mm-hmm
And in order to be really successful you have to cut off two
Boys it there
So three views of the four burners, right? Okay, my initial reaction to the four burners theory was to search
For a way to bypass it. Can I succeed and keep all four burners running?
I wondered perhaps I could combine two burners. What if I lumped family and friends in the one category
Maybe I could combine health and work
Here setting all days on healthy. What if I got a standing desk? Now I know
What you're thinking
Believing that you will be healthy because you bought a standing desk is like believing you're a rebel
Because you ignored the fast and seat belt sign on the airplane, but whatever
Soon I realized there was inventing these workarounds because I didn't want to face the real issue
Life has filled with trade-offs if you want to excel in your work and in your marriage
Then your friends and your health
May have to suffer if you want to be healthy and succeed as a parent
Then you might have to you might be forced to dial back your career ambitions. Of course
You're free to divide your time equally among four burners
But you have to accept that you will never reach your full potential in any given area
Where's your where your burners distributed?
I'd say a family and friends are blaring yep healthy flame
Yep career is like slowly flaming up. Yeah, I mean
The health one the hubs aren't even on
The lines blocked lanes blocked the girl the gas lanes blocked
You sparky that four of hob yeah, yeah, it's tough. It's tough on the thing, but I would say my
Family is probably blaring the most and the family
Definitely and I would say the the work one is
Blaring to and but I think I think even with two your juggling that a lot
Do you know what I mean?
Friends we were discussing this other day. I think like you get a lot of friendship action
Doing comedy. Do you know what I mean? You can sort of go like oh, I don't you know
I'm maybe not like fucking spend loads of time with my friends, but I will say a lump of them in this green room tonight
Or something like that. Yeah, do you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm
And I think it's why I always try like for your home from New York. I'm like let's do another thing. Yeah
Do you know the main even yesterday felt nice? Yes, you know, we weren't just like fucking we're gonna get this podcast done
Whatever, you know, we we shot a thing. It was kind of forward, but it was fun. Yes, you know, we had a nice lunch
It was fun. Yeah, it is nice for us to have non-recorded conversations
I know and every time you're talking to me. I'm like Jesus Christ. That's money down the drain
You'll be like you'll be like oh fuck me to hear what my master said to me and I'll be like I go ahead
I
But I think I think like honestly like
I don't know, but like on different days. I switch I switch a certain hob off
What would you say you're a percentage?
I would say the the family is like
You can't
You can't really dial a back
Do you know what I mean? Well, you can but you can't
Yeah, what's that mean like for you it's important, but people would dial a back. Yeah
You know, yeah, look what Chris Williams is none of this podcast
Fucking he's gonna be but two two weeks of the drinks were fucked
Can I I can't yeah, I suppose like right though
But like there's there's a lot of like I might I might sometimes
I you know, I do talk myself out of things in my like sometimes I go
Jesus, you know if I didn't have to fucking take care of my family
Maybe I could do something stupid like make more videos or something which is a crazy thought which is a crazy thought
Or whatever or like push things a bit further or whatever or there's certain things were like
You know say like with this podcast and all you know people are going like oh when you go to go to Australia
And I'm like not anytime fucking soon
That'll have it on you not not in the next five years probably, you know, but
It's definitely I could but it's definitely probably my choice
Because there's plenty I think like I know I have to go in go and turn you know go to work in far away places
But there's plenty of times like even if I've been in like fucking gallway or something and have a hotel book and whatever
And I do just finish the gig and go fuck it. I'll just go home and arrive home with fucking four in the morning
And likely be up at eight again, you know, but like I choose I choose it that way so that I can like
Max I both things if you know what I mean here's the question for you. Do you think the hub is
subconscious behavior
How so well no one's really looking at their life until they hear something like this and go on like
What ratio do I give to family and friends versus work and help
Yeah, I mean, so it's like you left your own devices. This is how your life pans out
Yes, what do you feel is most important? Yeah, yeah, you're well-being
It sounds nice. Here's my here's my theory on theories
It's like a well-packaged
Possibly can be so old on into a book. Yeah, framework for life
But I think that human beings are far too complex to bullet down to like one visual diagram. Oh, I know
But like and those those things change on different days. Yes, you know, depending on like
Say like yesterday for example, you know, it shit to do whatever that was like that was me going
This is work
Like I think it's like more of an overall
Yeah, but we are lucky as in like our work is fairly intense for
Awake a month. Mm-hmm yours you've to do all the afterbets obviously, but like
You know
Morrie knows that I'll I'm just kind of
You know, I'll be home when I'm home type of thing for like our our recording week, but the tradeoff is
I'm not really doing that for the other three
Yeah, that's why I'm trying with the gym in New York because I know when I come back here the Hobbes off
You know, well, that's the same. You know if if I have a regular
Day at home, you know, and it's usually it's you it is usually like Monday Tuesday
I'm like a hairdresser, you know what I mean
Get that Monday off then I fucking fire up the the health
The health burner and I go I'll go to jiu-jitsu and you know the family and the health will be turned up
Yeah, you know the main and I'm maybe not thinking about work or whatever. Yeah changes there bad day
Yeah, but I don't think that's the point what's the point the points like you're overall overall
Like if you were to take your whole life. Yeah, put it into the foreburners. Yeah, that's what it makes sense. Yeah
Well, it's probably definitely
family and work
Yeah, or a rating or a rating the most of the but like you know
I suppose like I
You know a job and a fucking
Whatever it is like we do where it's like a
It's like a career, you know what you know the main it's like what what is the term for that
It's not career. It's like fucking
Because if I turn one of the grammar burners on over here
Um, you know, it's a thing that it's a thing that was like a probably like a dream at one point and you've worked the way
At it and it's it's not like it's not just like having a job. It's like a passion as well. Yeah, yeah
um
So it's not like you're going like oh, I'm fucking I've turned my
Shitty job where I like work for some company
Up
You know, you're like I also work hard on this because I fucking wanted to be professional at it for
10 years plus before actually fucking worked. Yeah, you know what I mean
But yeah, on a on an overall scale it's family and work turned up
And then there's probably like fucking small windows where you get to turn the health one on yeah
And the friends are kind of just mixed in when they're mixed in
Let's go text my friend there and I burn anyone up there. We're gonna be a bit
We better read their action on the gas, but yeah, it's funny. You know, let's say it's take like McCarney there
Me and McCarney are like going on the rep or something. Mm-hmm. Do you know the main we fucking
We might meet up when it's and have like lunch or something and then we're talking about work. Yeah, do you know the man? Yeah
Maybe I should take him away for the week
Less than walk less less shot of my work here. We're going to parse tomorrow. Yeah
They cross on some talk about fucking more work
Talk about movies or something
Is it funny like I always find when you're chatting to over comics about comedy you're like, you know
It's kind of standard like how is that right? But then if I'm chatting to someone
I'd say that about comedy. I'm just like I really can't bear us talking about this
Like to my to my friends outside of stand up
We never chat about stand up and I love that yeah
I think that's what people say like make sure to have like a community of people outside of your career
Otherwise, it just fucking you know
Inheals everything around you
That's probably how you have the ball better and betchy and yeah, okay fucking shade. Yeah
Um, yeah, it's not New York. Jesus Christ. It's interest vocation
Is that the word I'm looking? Oh, you still looking for that
I
My burners are gold I have to I have a hot plate on the side
Sorry, that thing just went off in the microwave
That word just with me and I was in the microwave. Yeah, I was speaking of that of you
I watched a friend's murder go off in real-time. Yes
So we went
We went to a place where it was like they were still serving food, but it was for take-out so like set in wasn't an option
An oma yeah, and we went to it and
We're both kind of standing there and he like took ladies you know the main you know if you walk in like two men
And someone asked to you know vocalize what it is you're after so we walked down
He can't took me anywhere. I was like go ahead, man
And he goes yeah, we're just wondering can you still sit in and the guard said I'll have to check here
So then she went downstairs to like check and then we wait there for a couple of seconds and she comes back and goes
No, but he just can take out if he's want and you know pretty simple thing to you know reply back
Do you just go oh that's okay or or no? Well that's more but thank you very much for checking
He just went oh, okay, and they just walked out
But I was like what the fuck was that about and he's like do you ever get that we just shut down?
So she and I was like, I mean yeah, but that was a pretty dramatic one
She keep on because now you can take it if you want to go
Yeah, yeah, and then just walked out and I was like what the fuck man?
Hold off and stuff
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Yeah, my my social mile function and that's now I'll be like oh fuck me
It's totally right stupid reaction. Yeah, fuck you are immune
What like you'll never
What you'll never have one of those because you'll just immediately like go so TTI that it's like you don't you can't even reference it
I would that's a that's a disorder as well. Yeah
Copa mechanism Copa mechanism. I just got done there. Sorry. Yeah, ding. Sorry
Copa mechanism and the microwave. Oh, it's a cyclone. How else is there you go pop that
Yeah, what is that because I I think um I
Think there probably was a time when I was quite like
So you know like oh god, I have to fucking
Go in here and deal with
Whatever in a bank or so, you know like do you have a fucking serious conversation or yeah
Make a phone call to someone and I would have been
You know, it's a bit weird, but it did grow out of it pretty quickly like and you would be amazed what you get if you just ask
You know if people get getting a bit like oh my god, that's okay
Yeah, I get that if you can just go in and be nice and ask a lot of times it goes your way
Yeah, well like even you know, it is funny the more friendly you get with people and then the more you like kind of notice
There are like queps you know like we things they do
That's very sort of centric that individual
And you definitely see it a lot and like social dynamics, you know
Like group dinner is shit like that, you know
You're seeing everyone firing all cylinders the one time. Yeah, I'll be honest
You know
Social guy enjoy company enjoy where we kind of you know group conversation
Suddenly, but a dinner of over six people will drive me mad
Overstepping I just it's like too much. Yeah, because I'm like
Taking in all the conversations. Yeah, and then I'm hoping I get like a half-day some conversation partner
Yeah, and then I say I'll be chatting to them and say they're chatting about some absolute shit and I'm like
Oh fuck say two over there. It's having a far better. Yeah
That's a conversation I would phrase and I'm sitting down to this capic cross foot. Yeah, you know
That's the problem
That's the problem, but then also I you know, whatever whatever sort of Tesla. I have if there's any more than like one noise
like this
Fume yeah, I definitely notice that we absolutely even the day. I like kind of have the rational
And I just had a plan and the bugger and he's really like having a conversation
And like I think one thing Niles said that you couldn't hear look at this way and uh you were like
Or now I was like what'd you say they're sorry and you were like turn it off and fucks like what you know
But it was I was wrestling commentary Blair. I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't have a serious conversation
But yeah, like the two noises this fucking is insane like yeah
Even trying to have a call fuck me look at that. Listen to this throw me completely
Do you know the way like you be having that
Yeah, sometimes you'd be chatting in like a in a cafe or something and you're just like it's just
We've started to close to the coffee machine. Yeah, I get that. I get that
You're like can we just stand outside in the rain have an actual fucking chat like
Things like I do my fucking head. I know I don't know if it's an age thing or maybe it's like that, but I
I really drag Gordon to like because you know, I've abused my ears
Quite a bit for a few years. Yeah, I mean got ton of us whatever
I dread like a bar where the music is just too light to the point where you kind of have a conversation
I hit asking people to repeat themselves. I fucking hit it
It makes me feel so embarrassed
I do a lot of you know, like holding holding a drink and putting my ear down
And I'm trying to less I'm still trying to lesson and I'm basically just staring at my face on can't hear a thing
Do you know what I mean? I'm just like I'm craning my neck and I'm staring at my own shoes
And I'm just basically I should just go can't hear you. It makes me understand my dad because my dad used to back in the day
He'd get there right up onto your knife
Yeah, but it's because he wanted to hear what you were saying anymore
Not kind of distance. He was it was completely lost in the noise. No, I get that you know
And it really as a visual cue it really makes because when people do it to me
I'm like this person really cares what I have to say. Yeah, you know
Because you're just like right up and you like this here. Yeah, and like all I do when I'm doing that is give the occasional nod
Yeah, cuz I can't have a conversation me. It's too loud. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, like you know if you're going into like a restaurant slash bar you're going for pints or something
Low back around music. Yes, right? Yeah, and then the jump between the jump after that full night club where you can't talk
Yeah, yeah anywhere in between don't want to hear do you what I think the sort of like thing in terms of like
What makes you kind of really build a
Friendship or a poro someone is that when you use both notice the same thing
And you don't even have to reference it there and then I might not be safe, but like 20 minutes there you go
What about fucking Danana and you're like I cut that too. Yeah, or like same over her conversations. Mm-hmm
I love shit like that. Yeah, that's great. Synergy. It is synergist exactly what it is
There was a when we were having lunch other day
There was a group of ladies from some sort of workplace obviously on the work lunch and they'd
Like when you were sent a minute ago sex beddies chatting and then two
Youngest probably of the group who were probably still like third day. They were just like
They look like they weren't even with them, but
Like I don't know the exact same thing. There's like sex in the marathon blah blah blah
That's too sweet for me, you know
These two look like they weren't with them, but push their table up. Yeah, they were just fucking yeah
Chat the way to themselves these beddies going absolutely nuts. Yeah, these two were just like like this bring back the both
The boobs are best. That's the best place to get drunk on pretend. It's COVID. What what chippy
What's that famous chippy and like port rush
Seller for sounds cracking or something. Oh, no, so that's a restaurant
That's by castle. No, this was I think it's called cracking or something like other anyway
I think it was like a COVID measure. They had like little small sort of sheds outside. Mm-hmm. Great. Yeah. Yeah
Get in the fucking sign proof
Shed and lessen to each other too. That's it. That I'm insufferable
I'll be in the restaurant being like too much noise in here turn a noise off. We stop eating like that
Come when I need a sample sensory tab vision tank just sit in there and fucking eat the rados text people
Headphones on rock and roll
Meal having us just guys in a booth
Some of the best ones my life. Maybe you know, oh god. I still always think about it this guy put up
You know, like a little highlight video of his stagged or like in America like a what do they call? Oh
Boxer party, butch party
Um and these dudes were just by this fucking sort of you know like barmy evening
Fly fishing beside a little piece of water. Yeah a few bears in the in the yaddy cooler. Yeah, I was like that's the way man should spend time
Yeah, but sometimes you want to appreciate the moment until it becomes a memory
Wow
I seen a quote from from the American office. Can I tell you something? No, I just did that what I didn't read that
That was an original thought. I just thought setting him over time. Oh
Sometimes you want to appreciate the moment until it becomes a memory
Well, that's the age old
Lesson in life
Is it yeah, I just reworded something that's already but that's is that not like fucking all who sends
Some stop and smell the roses. Sometimes I say something. I'm like damn
Where'd that come on? Yeah, the hob was on this. That's the fucking that's modern wisdom when you're going to sleep in there. That's what that is
But sure there's the famous bed and the American office where the guy was like do you ever wonder if you're in the good old days
Oh, yeah, these are definitely the good old days. Do you remember if you're in the good old days and you know
Should you stop and like realize that and then he sort of tears up. It's what he called him Ed Helms or whatever
And he gets with a terrier and he goes something should write a song about that
You know
Deep stuff. Yeah, deep stuff is true
I
I've done it plenty recently that that comedians comedy right the back of the SSE
I and everyone was pissed up and down breaking themselves and I was like this is fucking as good as it gets
As like it says I'm gonna get any better for anybody. Yeah, this is fucking unbelievable. Yeah
Put a gag on sale sell it in a half thousand tickets. You only have to be 15 minutes
We should be fucking formula one style blasting champagne in there
And in case that but instead everybody was just like yeah, I've drive home similar. Mm-hmm me. I was the same. Yeah, do you know me but even that
I you know, I kind of zoomed out and I was like oh my god. This is like
After the gig, you know when everyone's kind of like oh, what are you up to? You're gonna go ahead and get fucked up whatever and I was like
I would have done that, you know, but this time I just went home and I got to the house
And that class goes we'll make a party and I was like yeah made a party. Yeah me mom and him just sat down
Chatted with the guy and I was like
This is nice here. I know it's a beautiful, you know like beautiful moments like we had a probably like a three-week old baby
And I was like I can go from this in the my car back to the house
Sleep on a little dog bed beside the bed
And you're just like because we have a lovely little wee baby
Do you think that's why people recommend journalism because it sort of brings you back into the action of like
You know taking mental stock of things that you should actually be grateful for. Oh, well, you know
As one gives it is a lot of them journals are like, you know
Right down three things that were good today or like you were grateful for or whatever probably does make you stop and be like
Like we had a like when we were
We were in the back of that quad the other day. Yeah, and you know, it was about five o'clock when all the
All the traffic all the work traffic was heading up that road, which is normally reasonably dead
And we're getting a few toots from cars. Yeah, and I and I it's on film on my club
But then I was like, ah enjoy your job. Yeah, fuck it
As
As we were like literally on the back too too fat, but
Too fat and so you can describe the two buttons on a quad
Fucking just like imagine imagine being a mark, you know
Fuck guys motorbike
Oh, we've got it up here. Do we?
Yeah, I don't even know what about
I don't even know what that was also. Oh, yeah
Remember remember when I said you know, I was like let me carry that
Pally kiss and then I had I sort of took off and it was like I'm gonna have to keep one hand in this and you'd film me
Cravicide oh, I saw I saw crab us clean out. Yeah
But there we go. We're just good. You know because as a man who's slept as always, right?
That's rare. I get to see you know, you slip up like a
Oh, yeah, my slits always are I kind of hope it's to help them back. Yeah, so I'm just accepted up
Well, I had yeah, that's hey, I
That yeah, how's that? Yeah, it's all this fuck
Well, you can make a vote for us. No, that's not that's a natural bean bag for legs
Yeah
That's what I think I look like sometimes I put jeans on. I'm like the fucking size these jeans
I mean, that's kind of swagger before yeah, I'm really bad ass
But yeah, I mean like
That man that I mean like you faulty the trash in front of them like
Absolutely, you'd be like hold up book
Just jam it in between the flaps
You could literally put down like them some on their balance. Yeah, we play it
I would say they probably do you need just eat yourself. I'd say I'd say our boys finance, you know, treats and snacks weeks later
Oh, I want a lot. I take it down there locked up in the folds
This is the gratitude special
Yeah, this is really self-dabricating episode self-dabricating. Yeah, I don't like so. Hi, hi North
Like how not self-dabricating. Yeah, do you know what that means? Yeah, like given in for me like
Giving up information about yourself that you might hold like a bit tight in other circumstances. No
Like you know where people use that term in comedy. Yeah, self-dabricating comedy
And you think that means just being very open. Well like when people are like like that's what the thing people had are in
Jan Zier to put some of the millennials over it being like oh, millennials love like self-dabricating comedy
Where it's like oh, I guess I'll just go kill myself then
Well self self-dabricating would be yeah, like talking yourself down for
Comedy effect. Yeah, you know like go up and you do
Fucking ten minutes about how much of a fuck sure. Yeah, that's self-dabricating. Yeah
But the way you said there was just like oh, you just being like honest
No, no, no, no, no, how do we describe this podcast?
Reflective
Yeah, reflective. I like that. Yeah, you better ask me some of them. No
No
No
Would you like me to ask you something? I sound like a therapist now
Um, I can't cheat now
Do you think
Think your best days are heavy
1000%
Yeah, yeah, I'm very confident that good. There's a lot of life milestones that I have yet to experience. Yeah, you know, I mean yeah
I'm gonna meet the love of my life. Uh-huh. We're gonna get married. Uh-huh. We're gonna get a house. Yeah, you're the main family burner right up family burner
Get that flame bled air fryer
Fuck good thing. I saw the hub. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like my carbs and I can't cook but I I do think
You know with with the cards
Personally, I've been dealt. I feel like I'm on these the burners pretty well. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean
Best days are heavy
Easy I was shot in the end with a sore day. I know I'll tell you something
Then then when you have all those things to deal with you'll be like remember the good old days
When we used to go for sweet treats and the middle of fucking podcast and all
I will still be getting the odd bricky here. I was jets out in the boat ganging everywhere and I'm fucking changing not be so
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It is and when it comes it comes, you know, that's why I think like you know
I think people when they
Progress any age to a certain degree they sort of like take all their wisdom which they have gathered over the years
And maybe they become frustrated with like people like their sons or whatever where they're like
Oh, well, you should just know all this but it's like no, it took you years to gather that up
Oh, yeah, like you can't just expect me to have an immediate effect of that
That's a few years to figure that out. Of course
Fruit life lessons. Oh, yeah, painful. Yeah, painful costly life lessons. Yeah, that's why I like when older people give you advising my sisters
If I had to just lessen to them. Yeah, when it came to
You know these hoes. Yes
Yes, my whole hub is fucked
So it's like a Japanese barbecue
Try to do your whole hub. Yeah, we're doing yakitor. But yeah, like I could have avoided
So much shit about a lesson to like their initial advice and not at the ripe age of 31. I kind of go
Okay, everything they said is clearly correct, you know
But when you're younger, you kind of put it down to like like oh, well, that's a generational difference
Or like I'd be different from me or you know, this is a very
unique experience they had
There is some shit that is just universal, you know, oh, yeah, of course
Lesson to everybody
Yeah, that's why I'm talking to strangers all the time. I want answers
David Tell said that one time. He's like, you know, you hang around with older comedians to just get the the trekled iron
West them yeah, and then you hang out with the young ones to keep you
relevant and cool. Yeah
100%
Thank you. He's one of the funniest man there. He is easily one of the funniest man there. Top five. Yep. Top two in five. He's top two in the intake
Uh, let's go ahead and hear before we both start crying um
Let's get absolutely. I enjoyed that. I got
Hey guys, sorry, we had a conversation
Sorry
You know
Where is the com talk? Where is the com talk?
patreon.com forward slash the bombs go on pod failure fucking birds will come. Yeah
As we say. Yeah, oh the com hub is high over there. The com hub. Yeah, two two dials. Shit and come. Yeah
Spinal top both of them go to the 11
This one goes to 11. Oh, fuck shot come
Are you farting? Yeah, but I was saying
Oh there
No, no, no, it's good. Oh no, it's still dry. It's good
It's good, but it's not it's not this
Guys, we'll see yeah, Thursday. I suppose
I'm a lovely week folks. I'm a lovely way. He's the golden years
Maybe maybe less than that episode with a notebook
Mm, you know, and draw a little diagonals of your burners. Yes, or whatever
Uh, thanks for listening guys. Pleasure as always. See you next week. Thanks for the team over
At bombs go on pod. Uh, we'll see you Thursday. Yes. Take it easy. Nice.
You look folks to come to your cells on each other
Jerry Springer
