Ep 594 - Gooniverse (feat. Steve Gerben & Billy)

Wow, wow, Wes and we're live, dude. Wow, Matthew. Thank you for joining us, too, Phil. Thank you for joining us. Steven

Thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here for sure Matt. Matt. How are you?

I'm doing pretty good, dude. I was seeing it so long. I'm so uncomfortable. So awkward

What do you think it's awkward? It's just so fucking weird dude. I know what you've been up to. What do you think I've been up to?

You've been up to what?

Training, bro, dude. Training montage. That's all I'm doing. I know. I'm training. When I was like in a couple months, I want you to go

Damn, dude. I mean, every time I see you, I go, bro, you need to put that. He's the smashing machine. I trained for you. Literally the smashing machine. Have you seen that? No, please stop. I'm a cosplay. I trained for you and my mommy. I love going to do it this

summertime. My mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down. If I go to the pool, take my shirt off. She'll literally be like, you got fat

Or should go. Well, you put on some muscles. Hello, mommy's muscle man. That's what I try to be over here. Mommy's a little muscle man. I'm hoping to be your muscle man. You

You're more jacked than Bill. I had right now. It's kind of crazy, dude. I never thought I'd start putting up my

I never thought you would either. But not a bench to lie. Lie. Lie. Lie. Thank you very much. Go high. Go high.

Twice. I'll get up there. No, I'm saying lie. Get up to three 15 to three. Finally for 10. I never mind.

A lot. What's the squat? We got the same thick ass legs, bro. Squat. I'm all calisthenics right now. So there's nothing. What's your

What would you have your squat ever? I'm no fucking any day. Probably two 25. I hate that shit. I would just throw my back out

Every time I squat it. I do like reps you really five for a week and then just I'm not trying to be a dick two 25 for

Moremo did two 25's more I feel I'm going to try to have the three 50. I don't think I'll be able to get

The thousand pound. But I came I feel weird to tell you I don't think I'll be able to get the

I can't do it.

I don't think I'm going to do 900 pound club, make the shirt, you're like a liver king when

he amenities on juice.

What are you talking about?

Don't bring him up.

I'm mad he come over here.

He's going to get you to do.

Wi-Fi pass.

He does.

Boogie man.

Do you see him?

Do that?

What do you say?

The Wi-Fi pass.

It's fuck Seth Rogan.

Oh yeah, he calls himself.

He's fully lost his mind.

That's probably...

The he's coming for you.

This has nothing to do with me.

Yeah.

I don't want to.

I'm not talking shit on the liver king.

Brian Johnson go way back.

Dude, I don't know what you're doing right now.

He's going to fucking get you.

I'm not scared of that dude.

What?

Liver king.

How are you not afraid of...

How are you not even people?

What?

He's mentally unstable right now.

That's exactly you don't want to bother.

He's on...

I don't think he can travel across state lines currently.

He can, dude.

I've been following his Instagram.

He was just on vacation.

He could travel.

Yeah, the king can move, dude.

Look.

Yes.

He's in front of the board.

The king can move.

Yes.

He never can.

I'm not afraid of B.J.

That's all I'm saying.

How, bro.

He's terrifying.

Pretty boy muscles.

Bro.

What are you saying?

He's fucking primal, dude.

I'm just fucking primal.

What are you talking about?

I'm not on steroids.

Dude.

I'm more primal than him.

Dude, if a caveman got steroids, he would take...

Hold on.

Genuinely, this is a mistake.

I can actual mistake, dude.

I don't care.

Liver king is going to get you.

You want to die by a liver king?

I want to die by a liver king.

Getting killed by a liver king will be sick.

Death by a liver king.

So...

Did I pound it?

Lock it down?

Fuck.

Fuck.

I've been watching a lot of it.

That's good stuff.

You'd like the liver king.

I don't.

I mean...

You don't like me.

Goddamn.

Garbit and Billy versus the liver king.

Got to be good and true.

I love the liver king.

I don't like 3.0.

Like 1.0.

And then once he started admitting that he's on steroids,

fuck that.

Just lie until you die.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I was trying to tell you with the numbers for him.

Just lie by the numbers.

It's as soon as someone goes, how much can you bet?

You get a 3-15th.

I feel doughnut.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck.

What are they going to do?

I don't understand that shit.

It's like dudes act like they're not going to get in the hall of fame

if they get someone catches them doing steroids.

Like dude, you're just chilling.

Like nothing.

It doesn't matter.

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing steroids now.

I'm pretty much.

Well, think for yourself.

Not me.

But I'm saying man.

Dude, you've been juiced.

I'm telling you, I'm only juiced.

Would you be able to fight in the UFC currently?

100%.

No way.

You thought it would have you.

He's not a pissing hot.

He'd be burning cuffs.

Not at all.

For what?

Maka?

Well, but yeah.

Maka's fine.

It's an herbal supplement.

You think Maka?

BP's fine.

He's not even high.

I know.

But he's literally not well.

He's the highest.

I got a spot with that this weekend.

What?

I was like, you just had a kid.

Your E is through the roof.

And he immediately started smacking himself in the face.

And we had to be like, no, no, no, no, no.

Dude, that's.

That's high.

That was high, too.

Self-punch is a high-tier spot.

He immediately went to the self-punch.

He can only get it, dude.

He started punching himself.

And I was like, you have too much ass shit.

Oh.

He was in us with some liberal talking points.

So it was very fun to be like, dude,

he is running wild.

That's devastating.

And he took it to heart.

Yeah, that's the eight kills you.

If you're over 40 white now and you get called a lib,

it's, uh, what sucks, dude?

Pretty much a decent.

It really is.

I was really, I was, uh, I was.

Derby's, Derby's conservative is fucked, dude.

I know.

He's like, quiet about it.

He is.

Oh, no.

I mean, you know, you don't have to really answer.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

There's certainly, obviously, some conservative, you know,

do you ever see a Imperium?

No.

I don't think, uh, Harry Potter's like a neo-nazi.

No, but I've definitely seen-

It's hilarious.

Yeah.

Watch it.

Wait, Daniel Radcliffe plays a neo-nazi?

Yeah.

I've definitely seen the clips of it.

That's kind of nice.

It's very insane.

He hits some wild ones.

He's like on a march.

Yeah, I've seen it.

He would not like you.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Do you think an actor, that's Yriso, when he's playing that role, goes full method?

Yeah.

He did go full method.

I don't know.

You really?

You gotta go 100%.

If you're gonna do that, you gotta rip the bandaid off.

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Wow.

Here we go, Nath.

Gerbys, what's going on with you?

No, I'm sick.

I got that like two week thing that Billy was saying that he had.

Oh, that's nice.

That's nice to be able to say it's going around.

I'm not the only one with the two weaker.

Well, because I'd feel bad.

But it really has been going on.

And I've been in Texas.

I've been saved from the plague.

Oh, Jesus.

But we have the whole allergy thing going on.

So everyone's kind of sick.

Oh, it's the Cedar allergy.

Yeah, fucking blows.

Got you.

I'm worried I get it.

I have to go to Houston this weekend.

I'm so worried.

I'm going to get sick.

I think it's PA.

You got to worry about Pennsylvania is Texas.

Oh, really?

Way worse.

Oh, the Cedar with allergies.

Oh, no.

I met with like what's going around.

Oh, yeah.

Good get it.

Yeah.

All found Billy had it.

Your nicotine passion work.

No, I was all the same way.

I was hoping it worked.

I was dancing around it.

Then like a little baby came around.

And I think that's who got me sick.

And then I proceeded to call for my girlfriend's mouth accidentally.

And you got sick.

And then everybody else in the house got sick.

Damn.

The baby came around when you were dancing.

What was elaborate on that?

You said you were dancing around?

No, I was dancing around, getting sick.

Oh, wow.

You were dancing around?

Yeah.

You were dancing around?

Yeah.

You were dancing around?

Yeah.

You were dancing around?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

You were dancing around and a baby came around?

You were kind of bugged.

You were bugged.

You said I'm sorry.

And I talked to you.

You were like, I want to see if I can get it.

I wanted to.

Yeah.

He was bugged.

He was bugged.

And all Christmas.

I'm kind of jealous.

You got it already.

Right before filming, it would have been nice.

But if you were going to have it, I think you're going to get it.

No.

I've literally been talking to you nonstop for the last two days.

Yeah.

I'm going to get it.

No, but I was sick.

Grace had it while you guys were in Europe.

Yeah.

So.

You want to talk about that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I like to play.

You're in Europe.

No, everybody got the plague that I was with.

Yeah.

Yes.

Every single person.

That's why I didn't fly back with them.

The whole wedding got the flu.

Puping in, coughing in.

Oh, yeah.

And I was like, I'm not getting on that.

So I went to London, dude.

I went to Old London town.

I went to the World Darts Championship and said.

That's awesome.

Fucking rock, dude.

I was walking in a litle or wonderland.

It's only one.

Oh, the late athlete.

It was turned on the plane.

It was turned on the plane.

It was turned on the plane.

Oh.

I was avoiding that.

Yeah.

Stay in Europe for three days.

I'm not getting on the third plane.

Cool.

What was that chance?

That was like the, uh, the Ricky hat.

Yeah.

It was the, it's the exact same one.

It's the same one.

It was the only one Ricky.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I remember buying into the fact that he could win.

Oh, we all did.

Oh, yeah.

Mainly because he was a white guy.

And then the fight started.

We went, whoops.

Ricky hadn't, uh, maybe he fought Floyd Mayweather.

Oh.

And they made like, it was like HBO, HBO did like the 24-7

league out to it.

And you're watching it like dude.

Hat in my wind.

Yeah.

Although we've talked about before.

I came back around when Floyd walked out to born in the USA.

Okay.

And I was like, what am I doing?

That's kind of nasty.

Why am I doing this?

I agree with it.

Is Floyd undefeated?

Yeah.

It's kind of nasty.

Yeah.

He finished undefeated.

He kind of kind of ducks some of the big guys until they were old.

But he was old too.

Yeah.

But he fought him when they were all geased up.

It's kind of nasty.

He was supposed to fight, uh, wasn't it?

Manipack, yeah.

Like one after two.

Sure.

Sure.

It's awesome.

Pac yeah.

Yeah.

He was a man.

He was 24-7.

That was awesome.

He was just him.

He would sleep in the hotel.

He's Filipino.

He would sleep in a hotel room with like 15 people.

It's a lot.

He would get like a hotel, like a nice hotel and put 15 people.

They'd be on every block.

I don't do what he talked about.

That is literally it.

That's, you know, a hotel room?

Yeah.

Really?

Let's break 15 people into this.

Oh no.

I'm saying to go to bed.

They would all sleep in there.

I see you doing that.

And then he would sing karaoke in front of all of them very seriously.

You'd set a version of that.

I show memes very seriously.

I show memes very seriously.

Yeah.

You would love karaoke seriously.

Yeah.

If our whole group of friends was gayer,

you'd be the happiest guy on earth.

Yes.

He'd be so delighted.

That's true.

We're all like, okay, myself.

We're all like, let's just, yeah, I was saying tonight, guys.

We don't need alcohol or to go out.

Let's just sit around and sing.

You'd be so happy.

You're the one song that I really would like to get down.

It's tough, but one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

It's pretty easy.

Oh.

No, because it's like when he...

You're saying to sing?

Is that James?

There's that Thurgood?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Can you sing what you have so far?

Well...

It's good acoustic sound here.

Yeah.

No, no, because it's...

Don't make...

Let's not...

Let's just stop wasting time.

You're gonna sing it.

Don't make me talk you into this.

Let's just do it.

I mean...

Let's just see where we're at.

Yeah.

Well, but...

Let's see.

I forget...

How's it start?

It's like...

Oh, yeah.

He's like...

I want to tell you a story.

The house rim blues.

You got to get a little bit more guttery than that.

What?

You got to get a little more guttery than that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gutteries are going to wear it, actually.

Yeah.

I want to tell you a story.

That's a little hallcogony.

Yeah.

Now that they call the clown friend blues.

They have to take us.

Yeah.

Keep it going.

I can't...

I can't receive this the problem.

I can't remember.

Yeah, he got the lyrics.

You need a lyrics, you know?

Yeah.

If you're doing yokey, you need a lyrics or two.

Banana.

Banana.

Hey, sir.

Look up the lyrics to one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

That's gonna be enough.

I'm with this motherfucker for the next 3 months.

Every day.

You've been good, dude.

You're two for two.

Take out the cheaters.

You're two for two so far on days.

Two good, two good, two good.

good to you, good film, good days. He has not been a little fucking baby once out of

how many? It's two. How many do we have down the

plate? What do you consider being a baby?

Forty true. We should define terms. Yeah. What's it's going like? How are you doing it?

I go. And then that's the vibe. You can't crush the vibe. You gotta tell you like when

you're walking in in the morning, be like, you know, it's our baby, gerby babies. And

he's like, I'm not in the mood for your stuff today. Okay. Well, now you're going to

get the worst version. Do I learn my lesson? Yeah. You get the vibes are a real thing. Oh

yeah. Yeah. You got to take a page from old black guys. They're the best at like in a

morning's salutation. How you doing? It's always like woke up today, didn't I? Yeah. I love

old black guys in the morning, dude. They hit you with the best. I did. Yeah. I basically

had to do that in the shower this morning. Yeah. I was being a baby. I was like, fuck,

you know, weak. I'm barely eating. It's like, dude, I'm making a show with my friends.

Well, why are you this guy? When you get out of the shower and you see your naked fat

body? I'm a big fat pussy. Yeah. What the fuck? First thing, self-loathing and then

getting out and seeing a tiny penis, you go, Jesus, we got to make some changes. There's no way

you have a tiny penis. Real arms and death. You see those. What the hell? For real, see these

chest pieces? See these chest pieces? They were whittled perfectly. I've been here the cold

plunge. I come back and take the shower. It's so, it's literally a tinyest. I think it's

my poor penis. I get my born penis. Yeah. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, like, dude, for sure.

Just a pawn to be toppled. Did you get the lyrics? I did. I just, I thought we were past it,

huh? Oh, we're not moving past that. You still have the master's app. Yeah.

You're not going back. No, I don't. You're out. That was, you could, because you could watch,

yeah, you know, it's actually quite a cut out for, that's a review. The master's app.

For three days a year, I got to use this app. I see, if you want to join it. Yeah, supposedly,

it's a high, I'm not in it. I just was told, got fantasy, $100, yeah. I don't necessarily know

how you could do that. Do you just pick one guy? I've never done golf. I've seen people do it.

Yeah, you get a couple guys. It's very interesting. Depends how they. It's interesting. It's very

interesting. That's interesting. It's interesting. I just never really heard of APEC.

That's interesting. I never even thought about APEC. They're like, well, did you take money from it?

No, it's just interesting. In fact, you're bringing that up is very interesting. That was the best

answer of all the best politician. That was nice. Just not answer was Gavin Newsom. He's on a

podcast and they're like, do you take money from APEC? And he's like, what's APEC? Oh, APEC.

It's interesting. You bring that up. That's interesting. He's like, no, it's just interesting.

I haven't heard about them. I thought about them for him. APEC. He's like bulletproof,

honestly. It's kind of crazy. Just walks through everything. Was that the French laundry during

COVID when everything was shut down? Then he pretended to be black with fucking the dude from the

Pacers. He's like, stack wonder bread this high. You never did that. That's a weird, it's almost

racist. How bad that lies. Yeah. This is assuming all black, dude, he wonder bread.

I was claiming I think single mother. He was claiming single mother household, which I think

technically he was he was rich. Yeah, it wasn't his dad. His dad was out of the picture.

Pelosi's his mommy. No, she don't care of him. She adopted him. Yeah, but I think then he got into

like the clone ads and shit. But I think before that, you're cloning us. He's in like,

I was like, I'm so weird. That tough on him, honestly. I like what he's up to. I think the first,

I think the first five years of his life. I'm overgabbing the bread. I'm leaving. Honestly,

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Price picks. It's good to be right. Yes. Hey, guys, real quick. This weekend, I will be in Houston,

Texas and then Dallas, Texas. I'll be in Houston Friday night doing standup comedy and I'll be in

Dallas Saturday night doing standup comedy. Take us to Dallas. Solid. Thank you, Dallas. Take us to

Houston. They're lagging a little bit. So if you live in Houston and you'd like to go see me

do your standup comedy or you'd like to see me do standup comedy, please don't have the opportunity

passing by. If you don't want to, that's fine. I don't, you know, whatever. But come on. Yeah, he's

bad. Oh, you know, we could talk about because I heard you talking about it. What? You're bringing,

you're talking, I heard you talking about Trump dog saying he doesn't have the juice anymore. He

doesn't. You got to admit the last two weeks the juice has been back. The video you showed me

where he was. And I sent him to Matt too. I can't believe how hard the juice is going. He was

killing the fuck. I don't know how old it is, but he's on the, he's on an Air Force one that,

you know, the reporters always talk to me. He stands like next to the bathroom. Yeah. They were like,

uh, eating on the wall. They're like, uh, Mr. President, what was the MRI you got for? And he was

like, I don't know. It was an MRI. I can tell you it was not for my brain because my brains were,

can I just look at cognitive tests and I aced it something you would be incapable of.

I mean, it was all right. Everybody see later. You too. Drills another reporter on the way up.

Also, I noticed I watched your clip hitting an Asian lady with like your brain stuck.

And when he walked away, the lady, the guy is like, dude, you have all the confidence in the

woman. And the Asian lady after he walked away, it was just like, yeah. I think he's like

becoming way too clear now. Like when someone's like about to die and like everyone's in the room.

She ain't curbing. Yeah. Yeah. Just sharp as a pack. And it's just going to fucking collapse.

Dude, there's the Venezuela thing got me back. Did the memes, the memes, leaving up to Venezuela,

I was like, don't go to war. Dude, the last thing we want us to war. Fuck all that. One meme of

Takashi 6.9 being saying, took that stoned ass shit. That's what I do as Trump. I was like,

America rules take all their shit. Do it. That's why they're showing that. The tariffs did it work or

not. Everything's definitely worked. They were everything. If it didn't work, they'd be talking

about it. I'm saying that yeah, that was the one thing. That was like tariffs rules sitting us

back 400 years of diplomacy. And then you never heard another thing about it. So yeah,

you're probably right. The tariffs work. Then as well as so far, so good. People were mad that

it was as soon as he's like, dude, we're making $400 trillion. It was like, fuck dude. Stolen ass

shit. Yeah. That's what I do. They're shutting down like all the news stuff too. Yeah. Because it

just works. If Shane watches Reels, it's pretty much like someone watching Fox News. Like,

I'm about that. I'm literally all I need. Show me a fighter jet reel. I go, yep, play the

Macarena and slow. Yeah. Play slow version of Macarena. It's so you horny for. I want to war.

Back to sport war. Well, it's also really good. We can whatever whoever's running that

propaganda is fucking killing it. We have any Latin American country now. Just like we had

terrorism in the Middle East, we can be like, you know, there's fucking selling cocaine. We can

go take the natural. We have that locked for the next 10 years. I will say Columbia's leader needs

to shut the fuck up. They sharpened. Do you see it? Dude, as soon as they took Maduro, he was like,

yeah, you won't do that to me, pussy. No, I hear what they did. They like turn the lights off.

They turned the lights off, but then hit people with like fucking radio waves. It's kind of sick

and bloody noses. What? They have anti syndrome? Yeah. It was like debilitating shit where they're like,

dude, there was 20 of them and 300 of us. And it was a massacre. It's like predators versus like,

it's so bad. They're usually rough. I mean, it is embarrassing. If I live in a country, they

turn my lights off and took my president. Turn my lights off. You guys like, be like, no,

we fought. It was a brutal fire. Just like, at least lie. No, we turned the lights out, turn them

back on. We were the undertaker. It was literally the undertaker. The lights went out. The lights

came back on. They're like, where is he? It's like being down the basement and selling shots of light

on. You think I'm scared. It's so scary. She let out a few who? Yo, who is that? Also, also on Air Force

one, they're like, they're calling it a, they're calling it a kid napping. You know that? He's like,

kid napping. That's a good word. Damn, he's funny. I'm just saying he's funny about this.

I agree, that he's funny. Yeah, you know great move to make everyone forget about Epstein.

Oh, yeah, true. And he's, and also we need to stop them big. Man, Russia's on their,

Russia's on the offensive, China's supposed to be on the offensive. We can't just sit on

I might be probably we got to take something what like I for real think that like rutch and trying to fucked up

Like China does has less drinking water in Saudi Arabia

And they like didn't let people have kids for a long time. So they're like popular

2030 yeah 2030 those countries are gonna hit it. They can hold all the boats. They want to do the people are fucking disappearing

And then no one's a bang Chinese dudes

And the Chinese chicks are leaving. Wow, that's a tough one

You shriveled your your bros everyone in there's piss. They'll fucking go out swinging though

If you if they have no pussy and it's just like we got to ruin everyone else's time. That would be a crazy war

So I'll fucking go myself just go

I'm somewhere

I never get busier if you're a Chinese girl to do these days. No water no pussy

Yeah, that's untanable. No, I don't care how many sweet bridges are being filmed on YouTube

I'm gonna be like you know what this this bridge is really helping me so some way that goes through people's houses

Like yeah, cuz they can't say no

Everyone else I've never gotten sold on the China life the propaganda that's the one propaganda that really doesn't work on me

All the watch like a drone footage of like a city with neon lights. You like this looks like shit

And they're also like oh man. We might go to war with China. It's like all right

If we have we do we do I have to I will

It was last six-year-old they will last a second around us. No, that's crazy. You keep fucking they might cut off your steroids

If you talk me Chinese fucking the rhino pills. You're snorn. Yeah, I'm herbal, bro

You have to get India to take my ashwaganda

The Middle Easterners would take my Sheila G. I'm all herbal. They're saying I want steroids. I'm on all natural and I was I completely believe you

Oh, thank you

Yeah, don't be rude. What don't be rude. I'm complimenting me. I'm complimenting the man genuinely

I'm saying you look like you're on juice. You go. Oh, I completely believe you're not on juice

That's fucked up because he would be honest. It's just one person that would be like I'm doing it

It's like the ring dude. Appreciate that. Yeah, good for taking steroids and they get real weird

They won't tell anyone they're like no, it's natural. It's natural. Yeah, it's real everyone who does steroids not now

Though dude, the gym I go to I sit in the sauna and all the bros are like they they just like make fun of each other

Because they'll be like I don't know. I should they're like take a cycle you fucking pussy

They're pretty funny and large yard. I heard clap. It was the guy clavicle

Clavicle a bit cooler apparently allegedly he's been on TRT since 14 and he smashes his jaw with the hammer every day to get

Micro fractures or gets a big he's looks max in real hard. What apparently he's a guy. Yeah, I saw he's looks max

Like since he was 14 how close for you to

Considering

Thought about it will do anything to be part of the looks maxing. It looks maxing. He looks maxes on he looks maxes on set

You look max on set would you wear when we're filming he looked at he was fucking platform shoes

I don't wear platform shoes. He does

That is you'll see that is so if it wasn't you saw this though. These are gigantic. How big would you say you're the soul of your business?

You know what they're

Echo shoes

Yeah, they're very comfortable. What where'd you get it from the twenty two dollar store?

We're filming. We've been doing scenes. I'm going

Hold on there used to be a place in Chester where every sneaker is twenty three dollars and that's probably where they saw where did you get echo shoes echo like the one with the rhino

Seven grade bad kids

Echoes rebrand so you go mother shoes

If they have rebrand he's wearing the Shaxx

Fourth grade

Echo is for like the baddest bro you how sick would it be if he started wearing like echo hoodies like the red one dude

That'd be so sick cc. Oh, I was first down Matt had an echo. No, I was first really I did first down

There's a there's a thing called first down. Yeah, first down was this shit. I said a big first down bubble jacket

It was nasty. So what was it like the starter jacket? The first day it was echo first down

They were little like not going to take clothes. Yeah, supple shaple

That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's fucking nasty. So yeah, it's like lugs lug shoes. Oh, yeah, they're like knock off Timberland

You swagged out. Hi, I did have a lugs. Lugs. Yeah, I had lugs. Lugs are nasty bird for Catholic school. Yeah. Yeah, they're per

Yeah, I'd wear Timberlands. I had a Miller shoes for a while. That's where I had the twenty three dollars

Oh, yeah, I got B Miller soldiers and they fell apart very quickly

So you have the echo boots right now. No, they're not boots. They're just loafers

Lovers that are for real. The heel is definitely that thing. It's just couldn't be further from truth

I'll take a picture and we'll add it to this like the

Seven-meter, you know, it's it's not ideal, but the last year because I wore

Work boots. Yeah, and he was like you're trying to heighten

No, he tries to heighten

Literally, he got where he got his shirts tailored. They tailor them. Yeah, it's they tailor yours

No, yes, I don't know. They tried to and I said no, just give me that one. Okay, well

It is because your stuff fits you, but I have that weird body. She's like hangs over my hands. My body's not

What?

So any who I feel like don't, you know, I went back. He closed this year and

It's very in style. The baggy looks nice on you honestly. All right. Thanks. Yeah, so and then I got flat shoes and then

He to him. There's still platform shoes. They're not I'm so excited to show you guys a picture of these fucking boots

I can't wait. I got accused of height maxing on stage by an old lady. Really? I had the hook

I had the hook is on and I was like talking about expensive purses and she had an expensive. I didn't even notice and she likes it

Got mad at me for bringing up a designer bags and how much they cost and she was like, well, you okay here

Shoes your knockoff shoes make you look taller. I was like, they're not hookers. They're not knockoffs

I was like, she's talking about my tiny penis. If you want to hurt my feelings

Yeah, that'd kick out like a 65-year-old lady. I felt terrible. I started to cry. Wow

No, she started missed it up. So it's like she's trying to say you're stealing high baller

You got to put it down. Yeah, there's nothing she could say to hurt me though. I was like, yeah, I'm sure girl say it

You gotta go on one of those. You gotta go on one of those podcasts. I'm just up six

What are you 5'11? 5'10. So I said, well, I'm a piece of trash. You're not a piece of trash man. I'm sub-six

That could be why you're juicing as hard as you are. Well, I've got some sub-six. You have to juiced it

You must be clanging and banging in there. Sub-six. If I get a girlfriend, best believe it's an abusive relationship

That's the only way I can keep a girl. Oh, okay

So logically abusive relationship. That's the only way as a sub-six. I can keep a girl around. I see that one

Instagram every now and then what's that if you leave you're hurting her

The guys that are like for real fucking up the girls. That's wild

It's nice. What do you say if you leave you're hurting like there's like if you leave right now

You know I love the only person that loves you everyone talk shit behind your back

I say that the fucking jables all the time. I'm like this way everyone talks shit behind your back

It's good move. I'm gonna give you that Instagram content of like just making things like a girl's leaving like my impassion thing to keep her say

Like that reddish guy that screams

Shit rules. He's gonna miss drinking

She's tired

She's had enough

I can't keep working like this

That's how the girl be baby. What's that? What are you up to boys? Let's talk about your Instagram. What let's talk about square dance

Square dance, isn't sure we can talk about it's one day. You should see this line. Yeah, line. Yeah

You're neager beaver out there my what you're neager beaver out there. Yeah, I'm new your view

I made one thing and then shing it off the hold on one second

But I was gonna say about the Instagram rules which because I said to you the thing mine was like

genuinely

I think

I mean it was it was sending me stuff as if I was a girl

Yeah, it's you girl thought he was a girl

Because like was you know like I entered the dating pool again of course for sure and

Then I like immediately like this first the

Splashing was really you got a dating pool you can't balled into that fucking thing. So and then I suppose I just

He's making a way for videos and it's just like girl if he doesn't blah blah blah. It's like a bunch of stuff like that

What yeah, it's kind of funny. That's awesome. What's everything to do with work now is to show Kirby's brainrock. Yeah

He hates it. He has no idea what it is. I just hold it. I showed him like crocodile bombadero

He's just

I just don't get what's funny about this

Yeah, it's terrifying

I don't actually think it's fun. I do think it's funny. It is funny. Do you ever see the videos and they show it to homeless people

Yeah, I swear to God it's this

It's like what's his name?

Wasn't I gonna wear shoes?

Hey

So the dating pool right now yeah back in apps he heads down to the honky talk. Yeah

And he's learned of the moves. He knows the dances dude. That's the way to do it though

It's crazy

Yeah, line dancing is a ton of fun. Yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah, and you grind

Can I what do you grind on the girls during the line dance? No, no hands on hips. I guess oh no no no no

It's just like you're next to him. Yeah, yeah

What's the one where you lay on the floor and do patty cakes? I don't know you guys all sit on the floor across from each other

Yeah, yeah, do you remember that? Yeah, what is that? I truly don't know. That's your favorite one. You like that

You pair up like a pretty girl. It's very nice. I was jealous watching that. How do you send a message? What is that mean to like a woman that you're line dancing with?

How do you go? Hey, let's take this to the next level. Oh, you I mean I can't take you to the razzle

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the floor afterwards you go try and get a drink and just

Say let's go eat in darlin. Yeah, that's nice. Stay healthy. That's good clean fun. It's really fun

I've never done a line dance and I've salsaed a bit in my day. Okay, I have salsa to college. That's crazy

It's like hot. So stay salsa. So crazy. You would love salsa

You know, that's what I'm saying. You got a line dance. All right. Salsa is just purely sexual

But right, but I need a partner to now you can get you go find a partner there

You find it plenty of partners. London dude. It's all right true line dance. It was crazy

Yeah, you can get a million salsa is all girls if you show up and you're a guy

They'll definitely sauce it with you. Okay, and you'd wear a salsa outfit. I know you you would definitely get into it

fully you'd have an on button

I'm 100% yeah, yeah, yeah, I know he's got a cowboy hat now and boots too

Yeah, you got two. There's another one. Well, because the first one everybody says this is a cowboy hat

Eat me. It's a steps in the open runners. So it's a it's like hobby called well worse. I don't know

So what is this what is it like rounder on the top? What are we talking about? It's not rounder

It's like cowboy at the top and it's only about four inches

No, no

Like the governor Cap. No, you don't know. Yeah. He doesn't wear it in public

He goes home. He puts it on and he talks to his cat and goes get along little bigger

And he goes home and wears it in front of the mirror full reel let me steep gain

yeah

cowboy short brim

I knew everybody just said that looks awful.

So then I ordered a 10 gal.

What's that?

10 gal?

This is right.

Get a giant one.

So I got a regular one.

So that looks like a cowboy hat.

So now I wear that one.

Have you worn it?

No, not in public.

Just still in your house.

Of course.

I wear it at home, and then I mention it, but like when I work out, like all the way.

No.

God damn it.

No.

There's something about dressing up like a cowboy.

I swear to God.

I went to a Western theme party.

I put the gear on and was like, I understand.

I don't cowboy hat.

You went to wife feeding a cowboy hat.

I don't care.

I mean, it's a home gym.

There's a house.

What music are you playing?

I'm still a care fan.

I'm a sense.

I'm a sense.

I'm a sense.

For a minor.

There's a, if you, you're like ripped from Yellowstone, bro.

What is that?

Rip.

Is that what he does?

You have bad ass in Yellowstone.

I needed, I needed a picture of this.

So please tank top cowboy hat, work out.

The one song that really like it.

What a fifth grader would do.

That's insane.

Look, it is what it is.

It's true.

It's how my brain likes to do it.

And I'm doing it.

All right.

Because it's.

Stand for something or fall for anything.

I'm behind you.

Thank you.

I recognize how big of a douche I look at that kid.

Oh, no.

I think it's funny.

I think it's nasty.

I'm kind of shredded, so.

Yeah.

I don't know.

What are you hitting?

Pull-ups.

What are you hitting in the hat?

Yeah.

He's rips pull-ups.

And then, uh, but it's, it's a, uh, cable machine.

You know, like with two.

Both legs?

No.

No, but you're hitting.

You're just going.

It's nice.

It's hitting those things.

What is the jam?

Where are you listening to?

So there's, uh, a line dancing song called, uh, Fake ID.

Bam.

From the movie Footloose, which I think your friend was in Miles Teller.

Oh.

Yeah.

The remake.

Nice.

And I could do that entire dance.

It, it's advanced.

I can do it.

Well.

Yeah.

Please.

No, not here.

No, no, no.

Not right.

I mean, nothing.

You're right.

Proper gear on it.

I promise you before the show is over.

I'll do it for you.

What was this song?

Fake ID.

Is it?

You can watch it on YouTube.

So the workout is.

You're playing this song.

And so are you, are you like, we'll left a thing and then hitting the hit.

Yeah.

I'm just real quick.

Yeah.

That's nice.

I, I, I, I, I see more people in the gym who hit like dance moves.

Like, what are you going to dance?

Dance moves now.

Yeah.

That's the song.

Yeah.

This is the song.

Yeah.

Fake.

That's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

You know, it's good.

Oh, man.

I can't believe you're wearing a tank top.

I think cowboy hat.

Listen to that.

Yeah.

I like, I like where you're at.

I like, I like.

I'm just the envious.

Here's, here's the question.

You're free.

Oh.

You're free, man.

Truly free.

Say, say, you know, you're free.

You're free.

You're free.

You're free.

You're free, man.

Truly free.

Say, say, you know,

Hit the square dance.

Bring a cheek back home from

the thing.

Would you play some wine dance while you guys are getting freaky.

Well, there gonna be no need for us to talk about this.

Well, we've been discussing this, as well.

What?

Well, he's not afraid to hit the red light.

He's got a red light.

Turn on a red light.

That's awesome, notch

for sex.

hit some 9-inch nails.

9-inch nails.

Well, something like it, yeah.

Okay.

But I get aggressive stripper music.

But hold on a second.

There's a larger conversation.

9-inch nails are surprising.

I'm not gonna lie.

9-inch nails are terrifying, dude.

I do actually hit 9-inch nails.

Coming out from the bottom of the bed

and the red light.

9-inch nails.

I don't know.

Browse.

For real, sleep prouder.

Sleep prouder.

Sleep prouder.

Monster, that's it.

I actually read a book on how you hear

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Not 9-inch nails, man.

Oh.

It's all there.

So, like, I gotta go cough.

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Hold on, you got to hear this.

We're doing a, we're filming some at his house

so they did like a location scout to check his house out.

And he's sick as fuck.

George, he left his how to eat pussy book out open

on the couch, on the couch.

So when the whole crew and couch, no.

He should have said he was joking.

Yeah, he was in his room while they were looking

because he's sick.

And then they told me they heard him, oh, my God.

They told me they heard him go, shit.

He came out and grabbed his eating pussy book.

And they said it was like five pages left.

It just, which means he was reading it

when somebody rang the doorbell.

I was like, oh, oh, we need the book.

It's called, she comes first.

He sent me passages.

It's a disturbing read.

What?

She comes first written by a man or a woman.

It's got to be written by a woman.

I used to watch all that shit on YouTube.

I would just like how to make out the girl,

how to grind for any dancers trying to get

as much as I could in the novel.

No, I remember Ian Kerner wrote it.

So dude, it's probably she comes first.

That is a papaya, the thinking man's guide

to pleasureing a woman.

You're a thinking man.

So yeah, I want to know the literally humiliating.

Dude, who wouldn't want to know more about, you know?

Nobody would everybody came over

because I had clean these brows was clean.

Yeah, except for like that book on my couch.

That's a statement.

It was a real statement to the rest of the cast

or the crew, the whole crew saw it.

That just got me into business.

That's a thinking man that's ready to eat some of that.

First thing I said to them, I said,

I'm so sorry, don't tell Shane.

He even ate all the old men.

Every single person.

Do you hit him with a rodon where he was like this?

I'm thinking man, it's classic.

They can ask her.

I mean, you never really thought

that the rest are hand on your chin.

That would be ultimate support.

I would have.

That would have learned that is like,

yeah, true.

I ate it here this whole time.

That what, what has like evaded you

that you got from this book?

That positioning is very important.

Both of you need to be physically,

your body's need to be comfortable

because you're in it for the long haul.

It's like welding.

Yeah.

Oh, the build up, the build up sort of stuff.

Yeah.

And then like, what?

Yeah, I was that.

What's the build up?

Like I would just go originally,

I would just go straight through.

You go right.

Yeah, like a hungry dog.

Yeah.

They'd put the food bowl out of y'all.

This is straight.

Right now, you know, you got.

He'll be around you.

Oh yeah.

Who trough comes out?

Who gets it?

Yeah.

It's happening.

And then just understanding that you could like,

you can use your gum to create a pressure on the top,

like not the clearest itself of the top of the clearest.

He's gum.

Yeah, like your top gum.

So you could create, you could create pressure there.

I don't know.

I don't want to bite you down.

Don't bite me down.

No.

Explain this.

You putting your gum.

Like pinning it down a little bit.

Yep, you're pinning it down.

And then you're using your two fingers,

which I can't do, which is, it kills me.

No, it's okay.

You got one wild one.

Yeah, but you can then like, you know,

put pressure on the like the G-spot from under

as you're like creating pressure down with your gum

and then like, it's over.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's gotta pin down.

Yeah.

She can't go anywhere.

Fucking, I want to fuck you like an animal.

Oh my God.

I hang on.

So I don't play 90 snails.

What was it?

What do you play?

Well, so there was one song that I found very sexy.

I had been on like at Only Fans, you know,

this person I had subscribed to.

What's that?

Lonely Fans.

Lonely Fans.

I was a Lonely Fans subscriber to this woman.

Yeah.

She's since deleted her.

Nothing.

She got out of town.

You're on it.

You got her straight.

Yeah.

That's good.

Wait, what was she playing?

What was the soundtrack?

The song was, so then I, I shazamed it.

That did.

How crazy is it?

He don't mean, he shazamed it while Only Fansing.

While Jack and off to Only Fans.

Well, Jack and off.

Oh, you're just perusing.

Well, I had Jack and off to it.

You had already finished.

And then you say, what's the name of that song?

And at a certain point, you go, you know what?

What was that song?

It was, it was called bent, or no, wait, was that the name of the band?

Yeah, it was called bent by something German direwere for, for, for,

tirewere.

No, no, no, no, no.

Beer is, if it like, do you haust, do you haust as well?

Yeah, I mean, it's good to vibe with it.

It's good.

Nice deals vibe.

I got you.

It's like that, like, industrial kind of.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, so then I tried one time to like, uh, have sex with it, but the, the, the timing of

it.

And then I just, like, I don't know, like, that, you know, also the combo like, damn,

would you be by the song and you'd have to be like, oh, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Is he telling me?

Maybe he's damned it from the overlaid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's, I can't find a bent.

Oh.

No, man, you have sex with, sex is squid game.

It's not this.

That's not it.

Yeah.

I kind of like that.

I like it.

You know what?

I've seen on the plane a lot.

I've been seeing older women with like mega big font reading erotic on the plane.

It's all they read all the time.

Yeah.

And it's like teleprons.

I was, I was looking over here.

The lady next to me today, Lickwood or Lickwood, L-I-C-H-W-O-O-D.

So like German?

Yeah.

Lickwood.

Oh, yeah.

That's, that's, that's what like techno, that's what like techno, low rider.

Oh, I'm going to get to good part.

Yeah, true.

Because it's like a, I just like when they get the bad guys in John Wick.

Oh, wait, wait.

That's the drop.

Bro, this game like red light shit, you're mad, bro, it's a real good, you have sexy, what?

You had a control.

I forget what they're called.

That's a thing.

That's a goon or music.

That's what?

Goon or music.

I'm a gooner.

Yeah.

It's like battlefaps and stuff.

They'll do it like shit like that.

I read a whole article, it's like me and you would be like, you're about to watch.

You can last longer and then you just battlefap your gooner friend.

Oh, wait.

Am I, what's a gooner?

Gooner.

That's what I love for.

Goon is like, it's hardcore, I mean, it's hardcore, it's like if you were to get your

basement and shut up.

Was that a compilation video?

Oh, no, not a goon.

Was that a compilation video you were watching that song?

That?

Yes.

No.

No, it wasn't like a compilation video of her.

No.

Oh, so it was just her masturbating that song.

Yes.

It wasn't one of those like, follow the metronomes.

Yes.

Like, sissy head.

No.

Metronomes kind of slaps, honestly.

I'll give it a shot for a minute and I'll go with the part of this.

We've all tried.

No lie.

The metronome?

No.

Don't worry, we can't give you the metronome.

You'll be too powerful.

Oh, I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

I've seen it.

You've never tried it one day.

No.

Oh, yeah, fuck.

Yeah.

It is tough.

Then you realize you're teasing yourself and you go, I gotta stop.

Yeah.

This is kind of ridiculous.

Just to call it back to my favorite episode you guys ever did with the Q plus one when you were talking about porn.

J.L.I.

And you go, that's an appetizer, bro.

You gotta have a warm up, fuck.

Yeah.

It's an appetizer, bro.

I mean, she's amming a fucking only fans video is.

Well, I'm impressed.

And it's impressive.

I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't think.

It's impressive.

Well, because I saw, you know, this sexy thing.

I was like, oh, yeah.

You're a replica.

Yeah.

It's a copy.

Copy paste.

Yeah.

The best porn video.

And I've never seen anything like it ever again.

There's a guy out there.

Well, just let's women.

No, let's women hump his butt with their vaginas.

And he claims to give them multiple owes from them,

humping his butt with their vaginas.

Wow.

I was one.

That was one where I definitely literally turned the porn off and went upstairs.

I was like, I'm not turning off.

I like saw it and laughed.

I was like, I'm done.

I can't.

Yeah.

It's hilarious.

But yeah, he's just like this mussely man.

He just sits there.

The jigs just bump his butt.

With every genus, he's like, you know, the title will be like, she came twice.

And I was watching like, wait, what?

I think this guy's bagging for it.

He's gone.

I'm not gay.

I just like somebody humping my butt.

I like a woman humping.

Humping my butt and coming.

I bet that feels good.

You having a badge smash you?

Yeah.

It's probably not bad.

It probably tickles a little honestly.

Yeah.

A badge.

A badge smash.

A badge smash.

A badge smash.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Something to think about.

Something to consider.

I think I'd seen that guy, though.

But not from that white battle.

At the golf course.

No.

What'd you see him?

Well, because like come twice.

Is like one of my fetishes.

Geez.

Why?

You got to be white battle on someone.

No.

No.

No.

Is it not?

Well, first of all, it is a thing.

There was a whole subreddit for that.

Big bang twice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's that?

Or a man or a woman?

A man.

Oh, there's something wrong with it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because it's like so good that he prematurely,

and then they keep going.

Yeah.

Right.

But it's just like a really tiny muscley guy

that got...

It shouldn't call him tiny.

But...

Yeah.

And he would just get dry humped.

Yeah, dude.

That's how I fell into the video.

Okay.

I was watching the guy get dry humped.

And I was like, all right.

I tried and...

If you kept following that,

you would have been like a lady.

He followed the trail.

The end, dude.

You were right there.

The only thing to do was talk your head underwater.

You were solid.

It's probably...

That's the next video.

Talk my head underwater.

That's so crazy.

We have...

I forgot it was from Dryom.

That's what it was.

The Gunners round table.

The Gunners.

The Gunners.

You overlaps of my fetish eye,

or whatever.

Finish eye.

You know the...

The Gunners, you know, he did.

The last time I'm used, bro.

He did a little bit, but...

Crazy right now.

I'm telling you, he's been a little bit.

Texas does cure the sickness.

You get out there.

There's not a lot.

Yeah.

There's not a lot that be had.

It's...

We just like find it...

Trill.

We...

It's a dude.

Gunner blood ounce.

You'd sniff it out.

All right.

Um...

Kidding spirit.

It's really kind of a murder thing.

It's like emergency.

It's like that.

Anymore.

You're supposed to be fat.

So he would scan his face

as soon as he got off the plane.

As soon as the plane lay in the airport going.

That's me.

No shame.

The government can know exactly what I like to do.

Just call the Capitol thing.

I touched down.

I'm here.

Here's my ID.

No, dude, that's...

I forgot.

That's how it started.

It was...

It was dry hoping.

Yes.

Because the...

Because the whole...

Which runs from a panty job fetish.

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

We...

Hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

What's the panty job?

I got you.

It's...

This is like a belt bar, brother.

I see this.

I see this.

So panty jobs.

It's a whole world of ass jobs.

Slash.

Outer core.

Slash.

Shit.

I got it.

Shit.

This is what...

It ruled out.

The body's going on.

Slash.

Oh, unexpected sex.

Which is not as aggressive as it sounds like.

But...

How do you do it all of this in line dance?

So...

You should see how he is on the dance floor, bro.

It's fucking gross.

Hey, jobs.

That girl.

Okay, so anyway.

But...

Well, I'll do this then we can have that out.

Okay.

So...

If you...

Like a real planned version of this would be ManoJob.

Which is...

Bro, I'm not kidding.

You're hurting Narsha.

Oh, my man.

Don't worry.

I explained it.

Well, I'm just saying to anybody wants to know what we're talking about.

Try it.

Just way to find this is through ManoJob.

Where they're supposed to be hand jobs, Mano.

I think Mano...

This is...

Mano is Latin for hand.

Oh, so ManoJob, my...

Yeah.

This doesn't matter.

Um...

I don't think I'll hold your feet to the flash for that one.

That's one of the Latin roots.

Put the general ideas...

What's the etymology of panty job?

It's supposed to be...

It's only supposed to be a hand job or a blue job.

Or like a little grind session.

But...

She gets so into it that...

Oops.

You know, like slides in a little bit for a little bit.

That is...

It's a...

The panty job is when you stay out of course, but you're kind of...

It's like between skin and the panties.

And you're kind of like hitting that gap.

Yeah.

It's not bad.

I didn't know the name for it, but yes, I've indulged her.

Yeah.

It's incredible.

It's incredible.

Yeah, it's a really great video.

I've indulged her.

It's great.

And so this guy...

Sometimes it's outside and tilating in the sundress.

She just lifts it up.

He's having a nice time.

Yes.

It's kind of going belly to belly, standing.

Yeah, right.

I know exactly the same thing.

About Carrie Light.

What?

You know her name?

Probably.

What'd you just say?

Is that her?

That...

That is a lady that's on the exit.

Well, I need to know this because I've been looking for this fucking lady.

Oh, yeah.

I haven't saw it years ago.

I have a lost panty job video that haunts...

I can never find it.

It was...

I was like...

I got to remember that woke up the next day and I was like...

It's gone.

Yeah.

Do you want it to find it to me?

And I've never seen it in Europe.

You might have reached the Goon State.

What on...

What did you say?

I do think I'm probably like in the top one to two percent...

A panty job of those videos.

Yeah.

And I'm not proud of that.

I think it's pretty creepy to think it's not that bad of this job.

You know.

Interesting.

Hey, job's not bad.

It's when you've...

Like, many jobs so innocent and then you see the muscle guy getting humped in the butt.

I have a girl's courage.

Yeah.

What?

I mean, Clint.

Hey.

Hey.

It'll take a really easy, man.

Clint's last February.

I have in jerked off since last February.

What?

All right.

Cool.

Oh, you haven't even jerked off.

Congratulations on your...

Thank you.

Yeah.

That's gonna be nice, dude.

Yeah.

I've been clipped so many times.

Oh.

I've gone no masturbation.

No porn.

And my wings have been clipped so many times.

I've been flying and then they just...

I crash right back in there.

Sure.

Dickress.

Sure.

That happens.

It's fine.

You know.

It's all the wrong with it.

No.

I don't beat myself up about it.

Got you.

Loud and clear.

So, Kirby, dude.

One of the...

You're saying you're top one percent horniest guys.

You are one of...

I'm regret saying that.

I just think that...

It's not a horniest guys.

And what I meant was like that style of video.

Because there was a whole subreddit.

You've been locking it down.

How long have you been holding it down?

For years.

Oh, really?

You found your thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you have an all-to-count?

No.

Oh, you're just going on in this browsing?

What did you mean by that?

Like, I...

Do you have a Reddit just set up for you to watch porn?

No, I just have my regular...

Just a rocket.

You're a...

But it's not like I ate...

Yeah, you don't care.

Yeah, I'm like a public...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to get like Reddit comment, don't you?

Right.

You're not commenting.

No.

Okay.

You promise?

I commented...

Not on...

I get information different.

That'll pull.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm saying, like, you're not commenting on like the...

Shit, you're a jerk.

No, no, no, no, no.

I would say a comment...

I would say a comment to get information about...

Right now, Ireland.

...is fine.

She's beautiful.

What's her name?

Has anyone actually seen her face?

That's a great comment.

Name?

Yeah, if you're information forging, that's an acceptable comment.

Yeah.

That's where I think you put...

What else does she have?

Bottom 10%.

Because there's dudes commenting.

Like...

No, I was just saying in Safari's like...

Knowledge.

The type of video.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

No, it's always nice when you hear somebody knows what you're talking about in terms of something like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because really the guys get to have conversations like this.

It's important that we're in the...

We're in the...

You know.

We're in my man cave, dude.

All tables sitting around talking jizz.

That's what it's all about.

The camera set up's nasty.

The camera's nice.

Is that new 8K?

Spotify's gonna love it.

Spotify's gonna get it, then.

These boys blessed us again.

The dogs playing poker painting.

It does.

Spotify's gonna fop out, bro.

Chill.

You're gonna want the chill.

Fop out.

Oh, look at that.

Dude, he's trying to ruin us.

Do you know that boomers?

No.

Oh, my God.

There's boomers that are going against the ice people protesting

and they're like scream at them.

And the guys are like saying,

like, go, Trump.

And these like gender couples get around them.

And steal his glasses.

But he's like 55, 60.

He starts to run and just falls.

Like each...

He falls ass up, dude.

He slides on all fours with his ass up.

Like the chase.

The worst fall you can imagine.

Like an A.

It looks AI.

The type of fall.

People don't fall like that.

This is fake.

He falls like...

What the eye does, yo?

He was on...

He was like...

Yeah, he was walking through a protest.

He was like...

Fucking queers.

And the kid steals his glasses.

He falls ass up.

I saw that.

He got back up and then a dude kicked his legs out again.

He just went like face first and do a curb.

Like a huge gash and had no idea what the fuck was going on.

So try to find that.

He'd go home, man.

Start man.

No, everyone needs to go home on those things.

Start to go home.

Too dangerous.

That's how all boomers will die.

I'm just walking by, bro.

Like where?

Yeah.

Fuck, beat the shit out of you guys.

You're lucky.

I don't just get a heart attack.

They're so frail, bro.

Look at the coldest sand.

Bullseys.

Like boomers have not ran in 30 years.

Yeah.

If you try to start running, dude, it's over for them.

Yeah.

If you go from no exercise to like political violence.

Yeah, fist fight.

Yeah.

A wrestling match in a fist fight.

You're dead.

Equilibrium is probably like real fucked up.

Bro.

Yeah.

That's been my take from all the fights.

It's like, go home, dude.

Yeah.

No one's built for this, dude.

Stay home.

Hey, don't Facebook.

All caps on Facebook.

Yeah.

Stay in your space.

Hit them off Facebook.

Do not take it to the streets right now.

At least let the weather get nice.

Chill it, dude.

It is too cold.

For reason, dude.

That guy was in his glory, though, at first.

He was so happy.

Yeah.

That he took it to the streets.

You gotta just let the people take your glasses.

You gotta just go.

Yeah, I got my glasses.

Yeah, I fell off of this lake.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Knees kind of out.

Also, dude, imagine though, if you're crushing Fox News all day every day, and the fucking

live protesters hit your block, there's nothing there.

I think Fox is trying to get us into some Iran right now.

I think we're back on it.

Oh, really?

Because they're having protests, and we're like, we're with you.

Yeah.

We're with the protesters.

We didn't start this.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, they're like, yeah, there's protests for like a regime change.

That's all you gotta do, dude.

I'm talking about our names.

It's say it one more time.

Yeah, true.

We're Candy Myths.

The regime change three times in a mirror.

Columbia, I'm telling you they got two more.

Bogota?

They made a mistake.

I mean, Here's the thing, though, do you think Venezuela is gonna kind of boss up, since

they have all this investment getting poured in.

If I was present at Columbia, you on fucking poor, because I don't eat.

Yeah, and I don't eat that.

Funny.

Speak, don't be what they're doing.

They went through a hyperinflation in like 2016 and then all these like doctors and

We're getting paid like 50 cents a day doing captures to train AI to get smarter

It's like hey, I had a hard time doing like how many buses are in the squares

So like these people just got like decked with hyperinflation and it started doing captures all day long for like food pretty much

Yeah

It's tough deck cards to get dealt that is it is a tough one. I stand with my Venezuelan people

Me too. I'm liberal. I'm liberal. I

Yeah, I guess I guess the lives do stand with them as well as you want to build the wall. No, I don't

No, I don't dude. Don't even fucking joke about that

Fucking be as well. I just went to a fucking crazy showing for a house. We're yeah, this is wild down down

Oh, man, I was like going through on it was fucking sick and then like we're going through it and then the garage is awesome

But like on the floor the garage and like these red letters was 14 lightning bolt 88

No one knows what this means really. Yeah, is that SS? Oh, yeah, it's 14 is like the letter the 14 words it led by 88 tell Hitler damn

Hey, he's a proud white man

What all the crowd right now open house also using Zillow

Just a bit of yeah, it is funny that not so you still have to do all that

My house is on fucking

Zillow fucking bolster. Oh checking your estimate to

On Zillow going like see it goes down. You're like

Fall start looking around like where are you?

Oh, never mind I remember

50,000 ever asking yeah, fuck it

Yeah, yeah, that's pretty that's I mean borderline exciting. He never really see stuff like yeah

You never see an actual

I knew of somebody

Oh, I knew I knew of somebody who was in like a long-term relationship with this guy and like it got pretty serious

And then they finally realized this guy by night would be online like full-white supremacy

842 and had like break the related they were dating for like years and the relationship

Get the chat logs. Hmm. She got the chat like I think logged on to the computer

Maybe thinking like is there any hose in this house and it was just straight up like we most percent of the future

But he's like god damn jeez. I love that Nancy

Come I think it was just like working by day and then you know by night. He's trained by day

Hate by not really everybody on the internet. I'm gonna talk to you

Wouldn't say five fucking face

It's just so funny. You know like you know, I don't know what you laughing at liver king's literally gonna break through this window

I hope he does dude. You want him. Yeah, are you talking like this?

Nah liver king would respect that bro if you knew you were close to suicide

He would probably hit you with the ancestral tents and build you a true. It's kind of guy. He is real honestly

I like liver king. I just I wish you never lie

That's all you just see him in front of the crumble cookies with fucking like swinging at a club club

I like that

Crumble hook is so bad for you. Crumble cookies. That's why liver king's out there with a club

I want the water burger one time with his sons and got like a crazy ass meal

Got like 50 burgers clip it joke world joke world Billy McCusker

Liver king went to water burger got crazy ass me. I see the clip fucking crazy

He said he was gonna teach the sons how like normal people got to eat. No, it's like 50 burgers

20 for hot is no shake so does

Yeah, like me you saw for a year

Yeah, I school did in the boys ago

Say I just liver king has a couple of bros out here right now stopping people from going in a fast food places

They off you a hundred bucks and going into Taco Bell to go give you a hundred bucks

I'll fuck you I'll get out of my way. Give me a cheesy girl

I love those you see a lot of people they see the hunter they go

Also, you have it on the mind so you go if you're in the parking lot of Taco Bell almost nothing can stop you

If you've you've driven there

You're you're going in. It's just funny watching you go

Nah, that's not good. I'm gonna eat this

I love she's gonna be a crap trap supreme. Mm-hmm. I try to get one of my kanksburg when I left after going to the race track

They fucked my order out. Oh really what happened? They gave me rabbit food

And I was just like I whatever probably better off not getting it. What was it tomatoes and lettuce on the cheese?

We're dude bro now how do they how do they forget the meat? It's how I've known people to happen to a McDonald's where you get a burger

I think they had me as well. Yeah, they made that everything. He just doesn't like vegetables at all. Oh

Pick it off. I agree. It's a cheese to go need a crunch. I'll fuck you got this supreme. They gave you the supreme cold

Trill

Didn't take off from NATO you guys should just I don't even want to bring it up this square the line dancing

Okay, it makes me sad. All right. Well, if it makes you sad, yeah, it's true. Don't I've told them both already

Oh, okay, you rushed into the little room and pushed the girl out of the way to dance next year sweetheart

Hey, she's very very pretty. She's really pretty, but

You know, he shoved a woman out of the way literally and the woman wouldn't hold on. What was that?

It couldn't be further from the truth. Are you sure?

Did I shove a woman out of the way? Yeah, no, did you put your hands on it?

No, you never touched her

Absolutely, I watched you touch her. Okay, you were like literally like

Could I imagine a scenario where you you boxed her out physically boxed her out and started dancing while kind of said you

Well, hold on because the person the truth is crazy

The way that you phrase it. I did like it. It makes him boxed out instead of shelf

Yeah, and dancing while boxing out a little

Come on. Come on. No, it's not that it again

We can't have this guy was good. You get it to upset by it everyone's all okay

We could bring down a witness. We could bring down two witnesses right now in the way and

He was dancing from the very pretty girl. Let's address what's actually happening. Okay, which is the only one dancing

So she's sitting to watch me to find a reason to get upset by what I'm doing

No, I was very excited for you, and I was happy for you. I was happy for you the entire time. That's a bully

It's it was what was going on

Nothing I was gonna do

Yeah, cuz that's what he's there to do

No, I was there to drink and have a good time which is watching me watching you dance. Yes, yeah

Watch and but you like dancing. So what's the problem? I like watching you dance

It's because you're watching to make fun of me. Oh, no, no. Yes. I was excited to see your moves

And you had good moves, and I was saying damn Steve. You're pretty good at this. Okay, fair enough if it is so

Anyway, I was excited that I had two dances. I knew how to do one of them came on. I boxed out one of our colleagues

Sure to dance with this pretty woman and she called me out. He was right. I should have done it

It was it was the line right in front of us. So it was like from media. I was sitting down

I watched Steve come running back from the bar with two drinks because he went to get us drinks

Yeah, the songs started playing while he was at the bar

So he was in a hurry to get back. Yeah, cuz he wanted to show this lady the moves. Yeah, which I understand

Then he comes running back puts them on the table

There's now since he left somebody filled his spot in the line dancing

So the only place he could go to get next to is to push that person out of the way and I knew he was gonna do it

And I sat there and watched him put the drinks down and start to

Shove a girl out of the way who didn't move which was pretty crazy. That's pretty well. She didn't get out of the way

She kept dancing while he was like she's awesome. By the way, what's that we know her? She's awesome

Oh, I think she's great. I was so happy. She stood a ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was so proud of it

But while he was doing it, I said Steve you're theorniest guy on earth and then he's stormed off the dance order

He's like don't call me horny

Storm down. Yeah, I don't work when he yells that stuff. She doesn't like when you talk to women

I've never been in a situation where if I'm talking to a woman that you don't come up and I don't

All right, you tell me he's been of a play. I hate it. I say I will say I do hate the game

Yeah, I don't typically I don't hate a player. I hate the game. Yeah, I hate it

If I see someone doing moves to try to get a girl, we're just talking to a girl talking to her

I you talk to several women that night did I interrupt once?

No, arrest my case

Now when you shove the coworker out of the way

Get next to a woman. Did I speak? It was a sloppy move. I were good

Softy did anything come up it? No, as soon as he stopped a jack dude with the ball

Game over and started grinding on that girl

Hey

We're talking on the whole time and I was I was delighted for you. That's very nice

I'll send you over the edge box out was especially when it's

Because the whole time I saw him coming and I was like there's no way he's about to do what I know he's about to do

I'm in for fanny if any of my friends boxed a girl out to get next to a girl

I'd be like yeah, it doesn't matter who it is. I go what the fuck you doing dude. That's crazy

You're so hard

Yeah, so I just take you the warmest guy on earth. Yeah, yeah

If you watch me box out of girl to get close to another girl, what would you say?

I would be so happy. I mean even Jesus dropped across three times. There's nothing wrong with it true

So I actually did being at a bar hearing the song coming on knowing the babes there going

Oh, this is my song. It's a pressure. He was excited. I mean it

One times people do stupid shit with their fucking rev though, and I'm allowed to say it

I'm allowed to go do what the fuck you doing. Yeah, I have that warning you if this is how we do it comes on

I'll go you get out my favorite fucking song now would you shove a woman out of the way to get close to a woman?

I can see myself. I can see myself shove making the mistake of boxing out for sure under oath

I would describe it as a a sledgehoaf

Under oath, okay box out of square damn with elbows. How about that? Is that a fair? It was a foul

It was on the back. It was on the basketball court there

Teed him up. He's Jayman

It was a physical box out

Can't wait devil eyes on you. I couldn't wait

Please Steve

Steve talking to women Steve. You'll be in bed when I'm talking to the bed

I'm sure I don't talk to a woman before 10 p.m. Yeah, that's your

Dude, yeah

I'm gonna start staying up late. I'm out. I guess I stay up late. I'm gonna watch you do vampire blood

In the movie and I bet you're horny

I would love that I welcome that I welcome that type of scrutiny. No, you need to know. I'm not a crook

There would be funny if he just got hammered trying to stay up late and then he was only a movie date

And you're like you horny mother

I'd have him removed from the building

Now I'd like you to please answer me. What would you do if you saw me kind of going like this to one girl to go?

To the girl next to me. What would you say I put the blinders on like you get to work?