Fan Favorite Episode 728 Shane Gillis

But you don't you don't want a spit that shit out. That's what you do spits. He's didn't do you get in trouble on the airplane with it

If they seem like sir no tobacco no no one cares. Yeah, I don't spit, but they'll be like sir notes. I'm like

So now you do well how many milligrams are you doing right now? This is six milligrams six milligrams

One. He's got one. Yeah, I want it. Yep

You're being a bully push. I was thinking my boy in my cathart would I'm not even trying to flag something right now

There's no flex about doing

There is

There is

We're like a fat we're like a fat

My cathart would he gets them from Sweden and their 40 milligrams. Oh, no, it's this is a good one

I literally threw up everywhere is Mike doing 40 milligrams. He's a not he's enough

But Mike now you do you do three patches. I do three six milligrams patches

At the time I go through a can of day. So your blood pressure is always super high. Yeah, okay

Yeah, and then I live my life one quarter mile a time like in diesel and then 16 about 16 shots for real of espresso

Yeah, right. So six does nothing for a shot of a espresso and then and then he'll lift a lot of ways to really boost the pressure

Rehoses party or two. Yeah, I don't say any don't but why

Okay, and it's just scary this cocaine is too scary. Yeah, do coke. Yeah, that's part of the next step my man

No, no, yeah, how long have you been doing nicotine since I was like 13. Oh, shit

Well, I mean, yeah, but you were used like dipping. Yeah, fiberglass it in shit. Yeah, why don't you stop dipping? I

This morning

It's the first day in the morning. So I'm gonna be like 5.30. First day. I make the strongest coffee you've ever and you're up at 5.30

Yeah, I got kids you sleep. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I go to bed by nine usually unless I'm on the road. How do you sleep with 16 shots?

Doesn't faze me do his adrenals are flat as pancakes

He's got like little they they've atrophied, but there's nothing better

Me crazy you must be wild crazy cool

Ready you're pushing this I know yeah, I'm trying to get you on the road train though because I started with the same ones

You did yeah, if you're looking for flavor you're looking for flavor daddy. This is mint dude

These until as far as flavor crush it. I feel like psychologically you're doing a couple things

I feel like psychologically like he went and said do you think I have CTA football for you know 17 years fighting

The eight and the doctor goes 100% you have 100% CTA is what I do because I basically take a lot of fish oil on and that's all

We know he's like cool. So then then but I think Nick teams good for your brain. Yes, that's why I started it

Nick Kings good for you and I feel they found with like smokers like our grandparent shit

They were dying from smoking. They found out none had dementia or like brain issues

They did die

But they were older they're older

Yeah, so let's see. That's what I tell myself we gotta get you on the road train though. I'll do it

Yeah, yeah, I'm not tied to Zen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, how many times a day do you do that?

I don't know all day. Did you give folks cigarettes? I did when I tried to quit dip

But no, I was never like a smoker. Yeah, you're a whiskey guy. No, I don't like whiskey

I'm just like beer. Yeah, yeah, you're like a all-american

You

Replace to watch some games grab a barrel like

You're one. Yeah, you go look good. Oh, that's your squad

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think J. Love hurts the answer. I was not sold on him, but he looked good

He's a baller. He looked good better than fucking when yeah

I loved or what me too. I was a fan. He's gonna do well. He's gonna be good. I think he's good. You think yeah

He's heard again though. He's all right. He heard his foot in camp and they said they thought he's gonna be out for like

Six weeks. You know when's like when the egos won the Super Bowl

Wentz was like have it he's gonna be MVP got hurt Nick false comes in. Yeah, wins him the Super Bowl

Everyone's like what do we do now? And then he comes back and he gets hurt

Yeah, and then he's he just hasn't so it just hasn't worked out

Yeah, he just never got it back, but he's fucking good. He's a good. He's a great option for if if you're first if you're first string

It's hurt, right?

When's the starter, but is he did what when when false comes in and does that mean that they keep

Wentz as as a backup or no, he was hurt. Okay, he was hurt

And that's what the egos is they paid him like yeah way too much

Yeah, they trade them to the cults. Yeah, right? Yeah trade. Yeah, I feel like a draft pick. Yeah, they're like I'm sorry

But they're gonna have like three first round draft picks next year the egos. Yeah, they look alright. Do you play football? I did where I went team what team

Armies and I quit

You went to the United States military academy for three weeks and realized it wasn't for you

I mean working out he got nice legs because I just he said I just heard my mom

Peloton

I love peloton you so you went to out of high school you went to the army. Yeah for football

Yeah, good army. Yeah, the really good a football and I quit and then I went to Elon

It's one double a North Carolina and you played ball played one year. Well position then quit

I played offensive guard. Oh, thank you. You were big. Yeah, it was big like what was like 300

Yeah, it used to be strong now and then went and now I'm just a

It's way boy

Now you're fucking artistic now I'm an artist. Yeah, you're not as artistic as you know, he has a fucking journal

Everyday do on the road. Can you keep it down right in my journal like no way, do you imagine what he's writing?

He's probably like drama pictures

Don't drop pictures of like cats. I think the picture is killing me. I just say that's because anger. I'm just honest with myself. Yeah

He journal stick figures. He was making one of my bag. I got to give it to the bag. What's back? He's right?

You're right. Yeah, he's like all by for me. Dude. I got we got off the car

We're gonna get Starbucks first thing you say well

Get rid of it. You know

What are you carrying in there?

A dirt. Yeah, you bring it in the start. You brought a journal and these carrying it a mask or something

I can see a knife in there a knife that on it. I have a knife. I have a machete

I don't know if I'm a lot of Tim Tim Kennedy Tim Kennedy had a fanny pack and

And we're I don't know if you remember this we're like what's in your fanny pack? He's like well. Let's take a look

knife

Shrope gone like

TNT fire starter

Because he's got to keep America safe. You keep doing what you you do and you'll he'll do what he does

He's dressed up. Yeah, he's fighting at the board right now. I go the tear I was the bad don't you? Oh terrible

Yes, nothing face I have heard. Oh, so you so you played football at army. Yeah, I put one year

One year than what do you want then when did you quit and then quit then when did comedy come to like

Right after I quit. Yeah, you're the funny guy. Well, it's because I sucked. I had to be funny. Yeah, you got to be funny

Especially offensive lines usually funny. Yeah, yeah, and then when you're the worst offensive line

And you got to be action so I had so then you do then when did stand-ups?

Two years later. Yeah

A little later start right? Yeah, I mean I was like that, but I was like 22

23 when I started shame tell us about your special

He's like I'm so done with podcast

You've been doing yeah, you've done the whole game. Yes. Yeah, it is for this side, but with your sweat

I'll say it's your special. We don't I mean we've highlighted I even talked about on my Instagram today

Krista Stefano tech Chris a good buddy of mine. He texted me goes dude Shane Gillis special watch it

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. Chris is a man. It was great. Yeah, I get when it first started like right

Yeah, you got to be in like comedy mood like my kids were like running around there when I said okay

Let me just fucking check this out because I'm a fan of you

Thanks, and then it starts and I was like all right good and then we get to the Trump stuff

I'll take the whole group. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was like, bro

Trump's funny

He's funny. Yeah, you do you seem at the Vanderholy field stuff. I didn't even get to see it

What do you do he he's like I'm a I'm not even trying you're the guy who does the best impression of him

But he goes I'm a I'm a he's like I've been friends with these guys for years. Yeah, he goes I love these guys like

Anderson Silver I love him and everyone's like

All right, yeah, yeah, he's like you and he's trying to break it down

Cuz you know he came from the 9-11 shit and then just he lined in a private jet down to Florida

He's a monster right? He's on all the Adderall where the fuck you call on a fight on 9-11 as the president

Do anything?

Sad fight I didn't do any true. He didn't even yeah, you could make an argument Trump did the most American thing correct

He also said he goes I would like to fight Joe Biden

was

Yeah, CNN's like is there nothing less sacred now

Yeah, they don't see it doesn't understand they're making him more funny correct. Yeah, whenever

No, yeah, can you believe he said this? It's like yeah, it's funny. You're making it funny and what CNN does is obviously

They have a I mean their ratings are fucking terrible

But what they do is when they go after Trump are now you know, Trump kind of pop back up

But now they're going after Rogan's like you realize when you do that. Yeah, it brings more fans to them because people

But people might hate them, but they really hate you. Yeah Jordan Peterson said that Jordan Peterson on Rogan said

You know, I hate to say this out loud, but I've made so much money off a social justice warrior here because every time they protest one of his his

You know speeches are back in support. Well, they his patreon goes on. Yeah, so he just makes so much money

It's like every time you guys hit on me. I make more money the same with haters on YouTube or whatever

It's like you guys realize when you leave comments. I make money correct like that's how this game works crazy

Well, you guys dislike it or leave in comments if it's money my pocket. Yes, so keep it up

It's just it's just good promotion people know how I thought it was ballsy to release it on YouTube because it used to be the same

Right if you release the special on YouTube. It's like yeah, everyone passed on the guy had to

But now I think with Mark Norman

His specials like the third most watch special the year like his blew up

And so I think more like legit comics like yourself like

You know Norman those guys like more people do that then I think it's gonna get take a big dog like rogue

You know somebody's also gonna do it because if you want the most eyeballs you want to sell the most tickets

It's YouTube man. I mean great. It's free. It's right there. It's on your phone. Yeah, YouTube cut was there well

I didn't have a choice

Nobody nobody was buying my special you know what though, but I don't it's not because you know I was happy

It's not because you're not a talented comic. Yeah, the subject you talked about I even take drugs

I'm like, dude, there's no way Netflix would find okay this like the stuff he talks about which is hilarious

There's like there's you got dicey. Yeah, I mean you still see blowback from that other bullshit sure

Yeah, yeah, it's like you only in like the industry

Yeah, like only if like like trying to sell like the sketch show or a show we made you know people will be like

I mean the jeopardy host had to step down because he literally yeah 10 years ago on a podcast called a girl a booth

Oh, yeah, booth slut. Oh, well he was saying is all you are a booth. Oh like he was just saying when you're at it

With you're at a convention center and you're in the booth and he just kind of said that and then then I guess he fat

Shamed or he said something problematic about

You have a monster people love him. Yeah, he wasn't necessarily calling her host. You say no

He had 10 years ago 10 years ago. He had to step down from as an executive producer and a host like and you up

And the mistake he made was a politician my boy Michael Davies running now that was that show

Yeah, but uh jeopardy. Yeah

You're 50 here we go young audience

But for you with with the blowback like at some point you just gotta say fuck Hollywood like your sketch show

You know, where would you say who do you want to sell it to you know, I'm saying like you're in a different lane

Yeah, we can just keep making stuff. Yeah, it doesn't matter and you just sell your tickets on the road

Yeah, make a lot of money and it's in the sketch shows all it's all in house. Yeah, yeah, it's just uh, yeah

It's just our friend you're a team everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of guys from Philly. Yes, well

Yeah, yeah, fuck friends. Just buddies hanging out. Yeah, it's fun. It's so much fun. It's very fun

It's a lot of work though isn't it coming up the funny? Well, I don't

McEver the guy John McEver writes right. He's the writer. He's the writer director

The girl's great. She's so funny. Yeah, that's uh, six is girlfriend. Oh, it is. Yeah, is she a comic? No

She's just a comic not an actor none of that. Oh, she's on my comedians girlfriend. Oh, fuck get her in here

She's that's fucking crazy sketch with Trump. Oh, and maybe maybe she should MC when Brian six is featuring

Well, I don't know how she'd do

I might have your skillset. Why? I didn't see that

So he does this Trump speed dating thing. She sits down. Oh, that's why I was like, oh damn. She's that's when I was

I don't have this girl's legit actress. Yeah, well, that's because she go for Saturday live after this kind of

I don't want to shit on Kyla because I love Kyla, but that's like who she is kind of. Oh, interesting

So like when she sat down she some of those lines she was actually fucking up

And we're like, no, this is good. There's like he looks real happy. Actually. Yeah, it was great

She's fucking away. You got to watch the speed date

Yeah, she's great. Oh, she's very very funny. Yeah, she's like pro Trump

Everything we put her in she's really fucking fun. Some people. Yeah, she's to me. She's just special for sure

Like when I watch you like all you guys are brilliant, but she's like the special. Yeah, she's just a crazy lady. Yeah, she's the crazy lady. Yeah

Yeah, man. That's dope, brother

Why are you grabbing me? How do you guys know each other?

We met cluster fest cluster fest and JFL. I think in JFL we were on the like up next

Comedy Central's cluster fest and then

Was a new faces in your faces JFL two or three two or three. I think three. Yeah, it's JFL didn't do it this year because of COVID, right?

Something like it. No, they did something because it was the one before it was 2019. Yeah. Yeah

In

Not Vancouver, right?

Yeah, yeah

We did the Montreal, but yeah, yeah, I don't know. We just became homies because I heard a lot about him

Uh, before everyone's I don't know when

When I posted I was doing the cluster fest people like, yo, you got to meet Shane Gillis like you guys would be boys or whatever and

Yeah, we are just

Wow

Tell me that that's hard to figure out

Like to have yeah, I heard about you because I've seen shulties my boy Tim Dylan, Chrissy D

And then I was like, God, there's all these like monsters out there man

You guys just need to fucking start doing stuff like I like guys. I know everyone's doing stuff

And everyone just leapfrog does yeah, like your ones blowing up and then all of them like did you see Shane Gillis?

I'm like really? That's when I looked up. Thanks man. There is a whole New York thing now

Like you guys are all rough for the same age all coming up together. Yeah, it's pretty well

But all like take it time taking over. Yeah, take it like think about sholts. Yeah, sholts and probably mess with regard to next year like yeah

Social sales

Great. You let me take it. He sells crazy. It's fucking nuts. Well, you have sholts and then Tim Dylan

I mean biggest patreon there is and he sells stupid tickets

They have the same agent you find out his ticket sales that hurt your feelings

Yeah, and then you know, they got Chrissy D

You doing his goddamn thing blowing up and then you know, you're the guy man. Yeah, you're this is because you're doing

You're about to be your first weekend since you did your special. Yeah, yeah

Was Nate Bargotsie with you guys in New York? He was older. He was older. He was older

Yeah, it's pretty wild man to watch

Yeah, this is like harnessing social media and the way you guys are coming together plus New York holds you to a high standard

I mean New York is just like you can take a cab and hang out at that club and then do like five sets in a night

Yeah, and and there's something about in New York where if you get too happy with yourself or it becomes too

Commercial or whatever you get called on the mat. So I don't know if it's still that way. It is

But there is still that sort of there's a purity there. There's a there's a standard there. Yeah, and you're kind of in the way because pride being like like

Yeah, like comic. Yeah, I get that

But then if you do it every night, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's I think that's the 100% yeah

That was like the hold up with like the LA guys doing all the promo and podcast and merch

Very on the work. Yeah, and then the New York guys were like fuck that. Yeah

Yeah, it's like that's always been that

We don't have Lamborghini

Yeah, it's like

Fuck that

Yeah, but you kind of want to hold on to some of that like I always feel like his New York that's a reason

Well, it's not just grid. It's like you at the end of the day when you're sitting around that table at the comedy seller

Or wherever you go. Yeah, it you know, you got Colin Quinn you got Louis CK you got all the old dudes who've been doing it forever

And and a lot of guys you haven't heard of that are murderers like Greer Barnes is a fucking murderer and all those guys

So what happens is like they'll kind of let you know all the lady know you know what I mean they'll let you know if you start getting

I don't know this big for your big sis. Yeah, and also just a little too

Um

It's almost like a like like so so you'll see some people who can write a really good song and there are tricks and hooks and rhymes to it

It's real commercial. Yeah

Then you see somebody who's doing something different with music, you know, and that's that

You're always expected to keep it that way sure, but I but I think there's something to it because

Like you because you can be a grinder you can be that kind of comic

And then still also update with the times because then you get a guy like Kevin Hart

Sure, Andrew Schultz. Yeah, I'm saying it's like you need both. Yeah, you have to yeah, you're absolutely otherwise you are

That's exactly right. I was just me playing you know, yeah, you're gonna crush it at the you know the seller

Store but not pay around. Yeah, yeah, you get respect from everybody

But it's like I think they're the one thing that that I've always struggled with as you know

It's just the fact that it a huge part of your job is figuring out how to promote how to be relevant

Yeah, and I have trouble

Yeah, I have trouble and I hate it and you gotta do it. You have to do it. It's exhausting

It's but I feel like you I feel like you do pretty good. I try not to do it. Yeah, which is the word

It's like authentic to you. It's like it's Shane. That's the way Shane would promote. Yeah, it's because now it's like YouTube special

So I have I have if I put you on a spot. How's like Shane?

Tell us about your special. You got to I'm gonna give you I'll give you 20 seconds

Go

Like a new station like imagine have you one last time did like real I mean, I'll see you go

Yeah, like the real press dude. I do stop doing it like

Some of them ask you stay questions to to right they you ever had that when they go

Give us some leading questions that you can do some bits

Give us a joke here. Let give people a little taste. We're gonna see it and I'm like what? Yeah, my sister does heroin

It's so I'm exactly I'd stop doing it. Yeah, the no more because right so you you got to tell spread what what's tougher

Get inside that octo you got to get on stage zone jokes go. Oh fuck you're actually down. What's this? It's all

It's got to be the octagon. That's got to be the scariest thing in the fucking world. They're both scary, man

Brutal

The one thing about him is I remember I never I and I felt bad. I did it

We were in Seattle and I was like 1800 people in a in a theater and we were doing a

We're doing I don't know what it was we were doing a live podcast

And Brennan had zero experience in front of people like zero and but he was like let's do live podcasts

So so I I remember I kind of was like you're gonna go out. I'm gonna be I'm gonna pretend to be late

You're gonna go out and tell a story

And you're gonna be alone on stage and I kind of just pushed him out there

Yeah, and he was like and and he did like you did a couple breathing exercises

I think you learn from baby seals. Yeah, you must do and then and he just go out there and did really well

And then I remember I was like I shouldn't have done that to you. You know, I shouldn't have that's a fucking big thing

Because if you've never done that. Yeah, that's that's a disaster. That's terrible. Yeah, so he did great

And and then later on we were talking you're like I've been getting out there in my underwear against monsters

And they lock a cage

And you got to come out and you could die. Yeah, and I think once you face that it's a it's you know, I don't know

It got you ready that place. Yeah, I get you ready especially like jumping into the deep and get you ready

Everyone's a girl you skipped open mics. Are you talking about with other disgruntled comics?

Yeah, I was doing 1400 people fucking sold out shows

You're a beast man. Super beast. Yeah, it's fucking crazy

Yeah, it's I always said that it's when you can't say that it was very different for you

First of all, you've been podcasting a different time

Yeah, you uh, what you just came up you come up in the Philly scene and then go to New York. Yeah, yeah

So it was yeah, at least no nonsense, right? I didn't do I didn't do the mics in New York

Ever so that was that was kind of

That was an interesting way to do it

Most people you've moved to New York and you have to work your way up

I was already like a soda and J

We're already taking me on the road and using me

And I waited a long time

Big J

I waited a long time before I moved I moved when I moved to New York like two years ago three years ago

But before that you were in Philly for like six years and then your home club there was what the helium yeah, it's great

Yeah, I love that fucking

Is fucking amazing

So you were just going around there and then you're going where'd you meet big J and uh, when they were at healing

I featured for oh damn. Yeah, I like soda took me on the road and then J took me on the road

Denver boy, man. Yeah, my god

They already knew about you in Philly or the club booktumes like they club booked me got it now

Now I don't know if you know this, but I'm gonna do Denver coming up here and you got to be vaccinated

Or show your proof of a negative COVID test. That's the first time I know I'm saying the crowd does

I know yeah, I didn't know that you're probably see at a that's the first time I've seen this I've dealt with it

I had to deal with it previously

You'll and it's just what it is you see about a five to ten percent drop off on to your sales. Okay. Yeah, because people

But Denver's like eighty five nine percent vaccine. So demolition being really when you go other place could get dicey

But then you got to show basically proof on your phone. I guess right?

I don't know how they're doing. There's like no like system like they have I saw that yesterday

For Denver. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I got to make a thing about it, but I don't know

It's interesting. They have a first star code that you can scan and show your vaccine thing

I'm pretty sure on your QR code. Yeah, yeah, because in Denver, they take your phone

Like have you you know, in Denver, yeah, which is great. Yeah, I love such a nice. I love it because it focuses the audience

It's it's amazing. Yeah, well think when you're out with I mean, I'm not that addicted to my phone

People that no that friends who are it's like you go to I mean just in

Oh, you got to lunch on the road and they're like just on their phone like dude you can be you be doing stamp in Iraq

You're on the beach in San Diego, dude. Give off the foil and we have kids

When you have kids if you if you have a 13-year-old daughter

She's on her phone. She's tiktok

Anime the whole world her friends. You're competing with everything. Yeah, I don't play that shit

Tell your kids his iPad what you know once a week. Yeah, and you're smart. Yeah, and you're smart

We started doing you know

Cuz it's addicted. It's made to be yeah, it's made to get in your brain

Yeah, you made to be addicted. It's it's like

It's just like even though the the moving like you know how on Twitter how you do this that move is for like like you slot machines

It's addicted. Yeah, yes

Yes, like it's all and then when you tell your kid you they can't play on it

They have some withdrawal symptoms. They they act like a junkie

They'll be like they get irritable and angry and you're just like hey

I never felt older than the last night with my son's first teacher parent conference

I dressed up like a fucking dad a tacky's on and shit nice and I was sitting there. I was sitting in like you are a dad

Yeah, I just start dressing like that

Just wear that he likes fashion too much. Yeah, you guys all love that you don't give a fuck huh?

Yeah, I think I really want this out. I was like yeah, he said this outfit on every podcast

Yeah, I'm back wanting a bit Jim shorts. I like the Adidas slippers. This is my favorite. Thanks. They look comfortable as fuck

Thanks, bro

You look like the quality control offense coordinator for the Notre Dame

You know, you have the papers on the caravan. Yeah, you're a Notre Dame fan from Philly love. No, why?

My grandpa and cousin played fair point. Yeah, yeah, that's a connection. Yeah, my grandpa was CT

Bad bad. See, I didn't know. I just told us it's uh

He every story I ever heard of my grandpa was him like fighting people

All he did was attack people and then

Like every story like he'd be punching cars

He was an am and he was like six five. He was huge and uh

When he died he had a heart attack and then

He woke up on the operating table out of the anesthesia and tried to fight like the nurses

It's hard to explain

And then uh so nobody in my family ever put it together and then they showed me this newspaper clipping from like the 20s when he was playing

That he was held out of

Against Purdue he couldn't play because of a head injury. If you have a head injury back to bed

That you have an earl through your phone. Yeah, they like think he's good practice

Well, when you have a brain my friend out of traumatic brain injury fell out of a van and hit the back of his head

And they had to strap him down when I would see him in the hospital

He was strapped to the gurney

I was like, why is he strapped to the gurney? They go well when he comes to he'll come too periodically when he wakes up

He tries to fight us because he brews the front of his brain. Oh, no

Well, there's two things that happen to get concuss like it's it is what it is

It's just I don't know. I'm sure maybe it's generic or something

But when you get concuss either you get really aggressive and you want to fight like your grandpa's friend of killing

Yeah, yeah, or you get really emotional. I cry. Yeah, I cry. I've been knocked out. Yeah, I cry

The only crazy injuries. Uh, no, I tore my

MCL and else else you did you did you get many concussions playing football? I played O line

So it was like they say that's the worst. Yeah, it's just slow and gradual. Yeah, but it was never like your bell right?

You know, yeah, yeah, how old are you? I'm 33 so say I mean similar but growing up like playing pop one or yeah

When you get to like go, he got his bell run like get back in there. Yeah, like now you think about like hey, hey dumbass

Yeah, bell run means I shouldn't be practicing. Yeah, there. How else would you get your bell run because your big in college was tough playing playing fullback?

Dude, that must my friend played fullback yet to see it like seven concussions in like one season

Did you ever have just non-stop? Yeah, you did. Oh, in football. Oh, yeah, and you knew I was

Fullback for big 12 for big 12. That's the that's the

Like back in the day just middle linebackers at fullbacks over and over. So I was fullback in the big 12

And then I was the wedge breaker on special. Oh my god, and I was the wedge

They're like this white guy just get his big ass on the hook. Okay

And and what they used to do and he used to spar and he used to fight like

But then what they used to do during film

Terrible dude, I'm not so much supplements anyways

What they used to do and film on Mondays after the game that have like a whole like ruined laugh

Because get like my bell wrong or I'd like some guy up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had it

Yeah, this is great man. I'm like, yeah, no

What does this wedge breaker mean again? So I explain the one take off they got rid of this

They don't even have it in football. I'm so dangerous. It was the most dangerous. It is

Yeah, they don't have

Yeah, so hold on, so you know, so let's say the start of the game

There's a team that the kickoff team kicks the ball. Yep. So there's the return man

Yes, from the return man is a wedge of human beings that that go like try to block so he can score a touchdown

Okay, yeah, but then there's a guy who's a McComb McCaw's a guy that runs to break that wedge so those guys can't block

His job is literally to dive straight into that wall and it's sprinting

50 yards into each other. I mean, it's it's yeah, they got rid of their video of this. I mean

I'm sure I mean, I don't know how the fuck you're I mean, you're trying to hit with your

You were fun. Yes, feel good. You're trying to hit with your with your arms and your shoulders first, right? No

No, no, I can't think of anything worse. I just not built for this. It was my thing

You know what's like your thing. Yeah, so it's like your thing. Yeah, yeah

So when we're playing like Texas and big 12 championship, I'm like oh, I'm gonna like this fucking dude up

There was another guy who was gonna me a halfway

Yeah, they have a crazy guy too. Of course. I mean, that's the you know, it's like Ronnie lot

I was watching this thing on Ronnie lot Ronnie lot would knock himself out Ronnie lot

Yeah, fucking oh yeah, and and go out

Like he would just throw him. So if you if you YouTube wedge breaker, you'll see these they're literally like the Japanese pilot

Just fucking flying into the goddamn kamikaze

Does anybody know kamikaze means crazy divine wind

Thank you

To say it then look up

Divine wind and I just leave you guys

I guess we're gonna to pay

What you're gonna see at the plus so you see and see he catch it see the two guys grab arms. Yeah

Where you to block for the ball. I'm the big white guy in the left. Okay, they foul as well

So there's actually just seeming a good one two man wedges that are formed on this place see how those two guys come

You rewind that wedge you want that watch this dude get cracked back top he cuts over from Alabama

Here one that to the blind size. Yeah, there's a dude who runs to the left right to left and that's clearly

My god

What you're gonna see at the plus 45 two players come together

Damn

To block for the ball carrier

And so that is a foul as well. Why is that actually to why is that a foul would they try to break up longer when you were the middle

Yeah, and you just wait for the guy to like blow you up, but I was the guy that would blow it up too

Yeah, I got him both you just spending a lot of time fucking helmet on helmet with other dude. Yeah, those guys are

Yeah, that was like the scariest guy on the team. Yeah, I hated blocking those dudes the worst there was line

There was middle linebackers that were like that that would like lead with their helmet. Yeah, and I played offensive line

So like you're kind of like we played zone blocking

So I was always kind of upright not really firing. Yeah, and dudes would just dive straight into your fucking head

It's not it was terrible and you can't leave with the helmet anymore

It was what they say right

As an offensive line me you kind of can't but that's how nobody blocks that way. Yeah, you block with your hands. Yeah

So was your dream to go the NFL

Uh

You know

High school in high school. I knew I was not oh good for you. Yeah, most guys. I ran like a five seven forty

I'm not going anyway

So it's so it's crazy

What average were someone that position to now they run like four nines. Yeah, it's terrible

Like it used to be like a freak if you were like three hundred and four nine now there's four nines every year

And there's three hundred eight pounds so no one's running a fucking five. That's yeah, they know they are they are

It's stupid. They even make them run forty yards, but there's there's a lot of your lateral motion too

Excited side motion that they throw a line mean. Yeah, the five ten five. Yeah

Yeah, the

I ran like I went to this combine at West Virginia and ran easily the slowest 40 the entire

Cuz you wrong. They're all it's so because everyone know there's a whole group of and they're like five

Seven seven

There was a slow twitch muscle over here. It was so slow. Do you have to do the

225 25 that's stupid for lineman too. Yeah, they should be doing three fifteen. Yeah

Would you you get a lot? I did. I forget. I know you know, you really can't work on speed though

It's one of those things you either have or you don't you can get better

No, there's techniques techniques, but yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. You either have the explosion or you don't get

It's not you're not gonna be a five seven and then all of a sudden you're a fast runner. Yeah, it's like you're either

Five seven might be generous. I told you. I saw

I saw it with my six flat six flat. Yeah, killer six flat. It was going into showers, buddy

There was a there was a kid from there was a West Virginia player because they had the players from West Virginia

We're like helping. I think it was like scout.com or something and

The dude who timed me was like damn

I heard him time it was like dead

What's like

Those times are telling

What's like shapel is like I ran a fourth three in high school. Oh, yeah, I go

Anybody who's been around the game. I go shapel your coach told you that

Yeah, and I don't think you're a liar, but I promise you you did that was it because everybody gets hand timeed

And then like I ran a five five or four five in high school. It's like you're in a fourth there

And I promise you didn't you but I love you

But that coach you told you that doesn't know what he's doing in light to you

But in your head you thought you ran a four

Well, it was like in a four three but it was like the talk of the tunnel jump. It's not talking to town or whatever

It was crazy

Forget what it was. I might just say records at this camp

It's the worst kind of halter when you have children

You you hoping it's hope that maybe your kids are gonna be I don't know something physically special, right?

Yeah, now I'm me does you have boys? I got boys and uh, and so

I'm in Utah and there is a Olympic gold medal swimmer sprinter. I can't remember her name. She's pretty well

Well, she's a swimmer and she does a lot of the

Announcing don't do that. I know. I know. I know. She does a lot of that. Not she gets a lot. No, no, she sucks a lot of it

And her husband was stuck off like crazy. Her husband was a world champion. Hall of Fame

downhill skier, right?

Both of them are just a couple of like you see them and you go well, you look different, right? Yeah, yeah

So my kids, I was it.

But they're skiers.

I was, yeah, but they're, but he's angry.

I agree.

A little girl, a little gay.

Hold on, the gold medalist, gold medalist.

I know, but still, you know.

Still a very good athlete, right?

Skying member is a world sport.

So he is, you know, he's still winning.

You can win gold and bad men.

Or he had a gold medalist like that.

I would suggest that downhill skiing is a real sport, though.

Of course, yeah, those guys, yeah.

You got to be special.

I mean, he's still, I looked at his body,

and I remember I looked at his life for a skier, for sure.

Yeah, but he's just all legs and ass, and just musculoskeletes.

Fuck, and I'm like, I mean, he was like a downhill,

like they're big, they're all strong.

Either way, I fucking, I played tag with my, I'm it,

and it's my kids and, and they're.

And there's the same age.

Same age.

Dude, the difference in speed.

The count's got good on him.

The difference in speed.

I don't get lit up.

It was astonishing.

Even I rolled as fast as I could, and this guy was,

he had like, actually, it was astonishing how fast they were.

It's like when I went, ran sprints,

I've done it twice against NFL, these NFL guys at TARC train.

Yeah, don't do that, but yeah.

No, don't do that.

You were running sprints against them?

I have a video.

What do you do?

I look like I'm standing, so you just, you just try.

I want to say, I want to say pro versus Joe's.

I want to say a fast thing.

I've done it many times.

I'll tell you what, you don't have kids, right, Shane?

No, you have a girl?

I do.

All right.

So you're working that way.

Yeah.

You got to.

It's weird when you have kids because tigers and jits,

so I take them twice a week now, and they're doing take-now,

they're at the level because he's too striped now,

too striped white belt.

That's the level where they start on the feet and do take-downs.

Oh, boy.

So me and Tiger, like, I'll just go over certain, like,

single leg and grip and stuff with, and I don't give them too much

when I'm like, dude, when he comes out, you grab the leg, run through.

And, you know, I just kind of barely coach them on it.

And then last week was the first time real life take-downs.

And, dude, I don't know if it's something in his DNA,

or just because it was in my DNA.

Oh, yeah.

The double leg that I did was in my signature double leg.

He takes this fucking eight-year-old and single legs

and flares out and double legs them into the goddamn mat.

Coaches, like, Jesus Christ.

And they looked at me like, dude.

Yeah, I was like, I did not show him that.

Well, that's in the DNA.

I mean, I don't know if it's just.

His neck is just downloaded the data.

The kid looks like he does neck exercises.

Like, he's got high calves.

He's got a neck when he was four years old.

He's built like a stingray.

When he was four years, we used to go to this.

Our friend owns a parkour gym.

We're just tired before years old.

And you'd watch this kid rot.

You'd watch him rot.

He would never get tired, and he would just rot.

No, it stinks.

It's a parkour.

Oh, God.

Proud to backflip some all that shit.

Those parkour guys are nuts.

I'm like, how do you make money, dude?

Oh, my God.

Those are athletes.

Those guys are athletes.

Let's do a flip on, like, their upper back.

I mean, when that goes wrong, that must fucking go wrong.

Oh, yeah.

They sometimes were with that main guy,

that guy who's like famous did,

where he jumped from the railing and landed.

It's so horrifying, like, jumped.

What looks like 50 feet and lands on a small disc like that.

And if you fall, you're fucked.

Yeah.

You're like, scaring the grid.

Fucking wall of China and shit,

but they're up like a million feet.

And I was like, like, the number one guy's like,

you know, you're making a living to us.

And he said, oh, you have to.

And I walked away.

I talked to his manager.

He's like, you know, you're making about 70 grand.

It's like a teacher sound like.

You know, we're getting scarred by this, right?

Yeah, it's absolutely just happening.

Where's the money in there?

Sponsors.

Yeah, it's fun.

Just an outlier.

You want to play with your mortality when you're young?

Yeah.

I guess.

I mean, some people just get out.

It's the juice you're doing it for the juice, right?

Yeah.

Now, some of those motherfuckers are a little bit older.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, they have major competitions, you know?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Competition for them.

My kids was, uh, had won the competition in Italy or something

like that.

Sure.

Yeah.

Shit legs, like, you know, I mean, you know, it's, it was like 12

football.

Yeah.

Jumping over rails and shit in Italy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Show you the videos.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, you're, you're flipping over building.

Yeah.

It is.

I mean, obviously, it's impressive.

It's like, it's fine.

It is.

I just have no, you know, it's just.

Yeah.

The buildings?

Yeah.

Well, the two walls will be here and they can just climb up

100 feet.

It should just be thieves.

That's what I'm saying.

Steal people's purses.

It's probably work.

Run.

It would be like a real spider-man with some shit like, like, fight

crime.

That's why we're really came from.

They just saw spider-man was like, fuck it.

I got it.

It's very strange.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's so weird.

They love it.

That's how I started doing back loops.

Fucking watching Power Rangers.

Really?

Yeah.

It's just like, oh, fuck it.

I got it.

That's how much Power Rangers.

It does not hold up.

Oh, my God.

It is so lame.

They're all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is so lame.

Back in the day, this shit was tight.

Yeah, it was lame.

It's funny to think that you put it on being like, all right,

let's see if this holds.

I was trying to be smurvy like, too.

Yeah.

I was like, oh, wow.

You don't realize how gay Power Rangers.

All right.

Let's not.

It's not.

All kid stuff is gay.

And they do the Morphin time.

Yeah.

Kid stuff is all.

It's very gay.

Yeah, but now kids are gay.

All kids are gay.

They start off gay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, now kids have these crazy video games where they're playing each other virtually, so they,

so my buddy walked by.

I like how you broke that news.

Like, it's something.

I know.

No, but my buddy, you're playing with each other online.

And listen to this, Shane.

They're not in the same house.

They're just fucking mind-blowing.

What?

Our buddy, though, walked by that by his kid's room.

He goes to take a piss.

It's five in the morning.

He's dropping in bombs.

He hears me.

No.

No.

No, that's what happened.

That's what happened on those games.

That's what I said.

Yeah.

I was like, where's this coming?

There's something.

Oh my gosh.

Major racism.

No, but it's five in the morning.

He just hears his 12-year-old going, yeah, dude.

And he goes, you motherfucker, you've been up all night.

He's been up all night playing with the thing and the fucking guns and all that stuff.

And he just doesn't go to sleep.

We used to, me and my friend, Jamal, used to play Call of Duty.

And one time we were playing it together.

Jamal is an African-American.

Jamal is an African-American.

Oh, yeah.

Black.

That's fucking black.

There you go.

And...

Yeah, I gotta get one.

Just let it all out.

10 years, you can see that.

Yeah, yeah.

Black.

And this dude was just screaming in the end word.

And it's just me and Jamal sit there like...

No way.

And then eventually I was like...

This is great.

I go, I was like, does that like bother you?

I knew you could say some gay shit.

Like...

Yeah, like mad at me.

He's like, just had to affect you.

Are you doing the fucking gun?

Yeah, yeah.

The fuck you, man.

Yeah.

Cause it's like, what are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about it?

Black player, just like young kids drop you in.

And you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah.

You know, that's how we end racism.

Even those big gamers, like the cancel culture,

they'll go back to when they were young

and they'll find out they dropped these bombs.

Dude, Pewdiepie got one that was pretty rough.

What?

His was rough.

He's like the guy that used to be like the gamer.

Uh-huh.

Pewdiepie, is it Pewdiepie?

Pewdiepie, I think.

Yeah.

I think it was Pewdiepie.

Maybe I got the wrong guy.

But there was, yeah, he hit it like,

he just called a guy the N word.

Like on his live stream.

And then he was like, no, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Oh, no, he did that.

Recently.

Yeah.

And he was like, you know what I mean, though.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

All right.

Sponsor like, we're out.

Yeah.

Damn.

Damn.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've all heard it.

Yeah.

Sweetest, you know, or something.

Yeah.

Oh, sweetest.

You know, or something.

Yeah.

Oh, sweetest.

I get a pass.

Yeah.

I get a pass.

The sweets are good.

I think it's sweetest.

It's weird where a game is going to go in like 10 years.

I guess virtual.

Virtual.

They're already doing it.

Well, you put those fucking helmets on.

Yeah, I fucking was playing ping pong.

If this stupid fucking thing that my son has and I'm in this house and you know, my old house

with the cement floors and stuff.

And the ball gets hits the net and it rolls.

You want to pick it up?

I want to fucking reach for it.

And I fell over.

It makes you wonder if we're actually living in a fucking hyper simulated reality right now.

I wonder.

It's so weird, man.

It's so fucking weird.

Is New York locked down like...

Listen, the media makes L.A. seem like North Korea, but it's actually not too bad here.

Is New York pretty locked down?

Similar to this.

Yeah.

You guys suck where they're like when we're in like the height of it.

I was talking to Shulti about it.

And he moved to Miami.

He's like, yeah, they're like, yeah, you can eat outdoor outdoor dining's opening.

He's like, dude, it's fucking snow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, who's gonna need to fucking eat outside?

Right.

He's like, so they may seem like, oh, all good.

Small business can stay open.

Can eat outside.

He's like, nobody wants to fucking eat outside.

You talk about New York.

New York.

Yeah.

They just built into the rooms.

They built rooms and said it was outside.

Yeah.

Just because it was shitty.

And then the seller and like, there's no comedy going down.

That was, yeah, that was all close.

Now there is that right.

Now it's back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now it's fully.

Just gotta be crowded.

You gotta be fully back.

To get in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so you have to show that on your phone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The fans do.

Yes.

But no ideas to vote.

No.

Did you, when you were doing your special, did you, did you, did you, did you find yourself kind of nervous about?

Dan, do you feel like you have to dance around subjects or?

Yes.

I did.

I saw it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

No, I don't think.

Yeah.

I don't think so.

Yeah.

That's your brand though.

Yeah.

I didn't feel that from you.

I was special.

No, I didn't think.

Yeah.

No, I don't, I don't think.

Yeah.

It is, it does kind of get annoying like when I, like, perform, I'm used to performing in New York.

Like during the week I'm in New York.

Yeah.

So it's all liberal.

Yeah.

And it's very fun to go on stage and be like, you know, Trump rules.

Yeah.

Just to have them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This isn't funny now.

That's not funny.

Cause this is a rally.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

With my, my stuff, now I'm trying to show the, the similarities and the differences, but

I'm not drawing sides.

Like I'm talking, I'm trying to show the folly on both sides.

But whenever, I, whenever I like, I notice in my crowds when I make fun of like the liberals

and then I'm going to make fun of the conservatives.

Okay.

They don't know you.

Yeah.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

Ah boy.

David Lucas who goes on before I should pound with me, he slowly comes out because

Hey, am I the only one that misses Trump here?

Yeah.

Anywhere we go.

Anywhere easy.

Certain markets go crazy and certain markets

on my youth, but it's a rough night.

Yeah.

Who got weird about it?

Where were we at?

Oklahoma.

Yeah.

Which is weird.

Oklahoma, yes.

Yeah.

Striking.

Some of those states, like I did Richmond, Virginia,

and you would think like these,

but there's like little pockets in red states

that are very liberal.

You know what I mean?

They're surrounded by it.

So they're like ultra liberal.

Yeah, it depends on where you go.

That's what's surprising.

If it's more combative, it's they get defensive.

You know what I like makes sense, yeah.

But like even he did in Austin,

and because you think Texas, you think red,

Texas, yeah.

But in Austin, Austin is a little L.A.

Austin's purple, more blue.

You don't need it there.

It was like, they're like, it's the same in Arizona.

There's like small like liberal pockets

and like Arizona's fucking red.

But there's has it's small pockets of, you know.

Well, there's also like in schools,

all these kids are being challenged with new narratives.

It's not how we grew up where you learn US history.

It's really tricky now for them to teach

because what happens is as a teacher,

I just got into this yesterday,

as a teacher, you're teaching elementary school.

If you're gonna teach US history,

you got the question becomes,

if you start teaching from 1776 and not 1619,

you will have, you'll have parents who go,

wait, you know, and they can be white or whatever,

they have their liberal point of view

and it becomes a debate and it's really tricky

for the teacher to have to deal with.

So now the teacher teaches,

if you teach about being a global citizen

and being a racism,

if you bring up the term anti-racist,

it's super charged versus not racist.

And these are the elementary school?

Well, I just was, yeah, I'm dealing with that

in my elementary school.

So it becomes a whole fucking thing

and it's a balancing act.

So what's done?

Thin than fifth grade?

Yeah.

So young people now, he's, actually,

I'm sorry, he's in fourth.

Young people now are being educated.

It's just different and social media

is setting a different standard.

They're just, public shaming is a real thing

and it's keeping people,

there's people that come up.

Yeah.

It's far away, far away, it's there.

But it's a very powerful thing

because with young people now,

there's call out culture and call in culture,

which is the idea of, I'll call you out in front of everybody

or I might call you in first as for a private.

This is happening in schools.

So now some student says,

you didn't recognize my identity or whatever it might be

and you're being called in.

So now that kid calls you in with the teacher

and you've been called in.

Now the next step is to be called out in front of everybody.

Oh man.

So what happens is with people.

My words fight.

It's a lot to deal with.

But like, yeah, you call me in.

We're going to find correct.

Correct.

That's what we're going to do.

Now if you do.

No, now you can't, you're at a school.

You're at a school, but also it's a lot.

It's a lot to deal with, man, because like how do you,

how do you navigate that?

So what happens on the kids are becoming,

there's a puritanical.

There is a new puritanism in a way

because everybody is afraid.

Everyone, I got into it a little bit yesterday

with this teacher, the way she was teaching.

She was teaching, she was teaching.

White teacher?

Yes, and she was teaching.

She had a book on anti-racism.

Anti-racism versus not being racist.

It's a very strong, strong, yes.

It's a very strong political point of view.

It's insane.

And what was interesting was I was the only one to voice it,

and I could tell some parents were-

But holes got tight.

Into it.

Other parents got super tired.

Oh, I'd be so funny.

And nobody wants to.

To be if they did that when me and my friends were in fourth grade.

It'd be so funny.

It'd be so funny.

Of course.

I mean, I remember like we had teachers like tell us about gay people.

And we were delighted.

We were so funny to say gay.

Yeah.

We'd be like, what is gay?

If we had a field day.

I mean, if we had a racism class.

Yeah, oh, dude.

Well, that's good.

Wait, can I say what are some words I'm not allowed to say?

That's kind of what's half a word I want to know if it's racist.

That's what's happening now.

Wait, with gender.

And now you're talking about now you're describing

somebody as being a straight white cisgender male.

Do you have the day of explaining that way?

That's so, so, but the teachers are great, bro.

Matt get those kids.

I don't want to get into this too much.

Matt, oh my god.

I'll let him sit.

I'm in it.

I'm in it.

I'm in it.

Yeah, I'm in it.

I'm in it.

I'm in it.

Yeah.

Well, there are two things that can happen.

One is it becomes, it's hard for on the teacher.

It's hard on the teacher because they're being pushed.

They're being pulled on one and everybody's having an argument.

So now how do we teach?

Right?

How do we teach?

What is the standard?

What's the truth?

I'm all first teaching true American history.

Not whitewashed, but these are kids.

I don't know how to do it.

But what also happens is exactly what you're saying, dude.

Like my friend's kid, he goes to a nice butterfly and he goes, he goes, he goes, he

goes, look at him.

Look at him sitting there on that petal and his friend goes, his son goes, Dad joking

around goes, how dare you gender that butterfly?

Excuse them fourth grade.

But they're all fucking around.

Now they're making fun of it.

Oh yeah.

If you start doing, if you start making it hush, hush, oh kids are going to run, bro.

Yeah.

So the kids aren't dumb.

Like my niece, like I was talking to her about it and that she's in like seventh or eighth

grade and she's like, yeah, there's like 10 bisexual kids.

Yeah.

It's like, dude, you're in seventh grade and five kids who identify as trans.

Yeah.

So they see who's, you know, if you were a kid, you'd see like, I'm not saying they're

weird for doing that.

But like, you know, if a kid was like, I'm actually trans, yeah, you just don't have

friends.

Yeah.

You're just a move.

This is a move.

You're a lot.

Back my day, you're called God.

Yeah.

By the way.

That was God is very true.

Exactly.

Very, very true.

You'd be called God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it's whatever you want to do.

Yeah.

That's all right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Kids are going to navigate their individuality in one way or another.

It's just a lot, man.

It's a lot.

There is something about, there is a lot of talk in a lot of schools about capitalism.

Being essentially inherently racist.

That's insane.

And you hear this all the time.

That is the narrative on that side of the equation.

So you got to know when people like cloaks something that they're teaching in, we're just

trying to all get along and you go, that's not what's going on.

Yeah.

You're teaching a strong political agenda here.

Yeah.

You have a bias here.

Yeah.

And you can't have that.

And you're trying to change.

Capitalism is racist.

It's a very common thing now in the anti-racist far left movement, you know, whatever it might

be, that capitalism and the structures of even the Western institutions, all of them

are inherently biased towards one, it's essentially a white supremacy construct, therefore it favors

only whites.

And so that may, there may be a debate, there may be a conversation we had there.

Hell yeah.

But I love it.

Yeah.

It's just when they start teaching.

Let me know when you're ready for the rogue big dog.

Oh yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, you just won.

Yeah.

Dude, he's pulling.

No, man.

This is not bullying.

This is friendship.

This is friendship.

This is.

We're side-backed stronger though.

Same.

He's pulled from your pouch.

Yeah.

Oh, but maybe rogue is a little better than you.

I think rogue's, I've tried them all.

Yeah, what flavor is this?

This is mango.

It's nice.

Isn't it nice?

Yeah, it's nice.

I got you done.

Yeah.

I don't like mango the fruit.

Really?

My girl, you did make this fun.

I just like salt all over in hot sauce.

Oh, fuck.

You did that.

Well, that's why she's ruining it.

Yeah.

I've never been a mango.

Salt.

Yeah.

Why don't you add some liver to it?

This is sucky.

The mango itself is fucking delicious, man.

So you're going to war with teachers?

I think it's time.

I think it's time.

I think that's the right move.

I'm sorry.

The problem is, the problem is, the teacher comments.

I will take a flag on a hill.

Nobody else wants to block a defend.

But then the problem is then you're the crazy dad.

And then the thing gets bullied at school because they get the crazy dad.

Hey, Baba, I'm sure.

I'm sure there's going to be a lot of stuff.

We'll see what happens.

I'll keep you posted.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just pulling out of that fucking school.

If he gets too crazy.

Yeah.

You got to ask yourself what you're willing to fight for.

Yeah.

It's kind of, you know.

I was trying to change up shit.

I just think at the end of the day, everybody has something they're willing to fight for.

And you define yourself that way.

Most of us get to walk around.

Not having to worry about it.

Problem with kids is kids make you draw some lines.

Oh, big time.

You know what I'm saying?

But New York crowds are still.

Yours is fourth grade.

Fourth.

US history.

You're like, this is, you got to believe in something.

Christopher Columbus ruled.

I'm going to say it.

Damn it.

My kids not showing up on Christopher Columbus stand.

You guys don't celebrate.

The carol is due though.

You know what unions were bad?

Did you know that?

You only know they were greats too?

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

Should we get into JFK?

What about MLK?

Teachers like, no.

That's the thing.

You got to be careful and you got to be fair, right?

Of course.

But it's fucking better to do your homework.

Yeah.

You better come correct.

You better come correct.

You know.

That's all.

If you're going to take this fight, you better have done your homework.

And you better have read the people you're disagreeing with.

Luckily I have.

You kick ass in school?

What do you mean?

Like, good, good grades in school?

Yeah.

Yeah, I did fine.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I liked history.

I studied.

You weren't like, I was in history, maybe.

No, but I got into West Point.

Lots of kids in school, man.

Yeah, I did all right.

I was in history, maybe two.

Yeah, nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

History's fun.

It's interesting.

It's the best for us.

You have dropped us in any time.

You haven't dropped us in any time.

You must have got good grades if you went to Louisville, right?

I like it.

No fucking good grades.

No, you should have been bad back in the end.

No, I don't think Louisville's.

Oh, wait.

You do cheer.

No.

So like, so cheerleader with the journal.

Yeah, I just fuck you.

It's crazy.

No, I was literally the anger man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was told he's got to get back on the boots. Yeah, you say always say that. Yeah, I'm pushing him

Yeah, he's like it's time to pal because I want to see that

I want to stay clean. He wants to see me punch people

No, it's not some good whiskey. I get some my bride from Montana. No, I'm all right

No, maybe I should pal you stick stay with me. I mean, I was yeah, I'm just I'm a state but no

You're so would I would for for Louisville?

I treated a junior college in Texas. Well, I got plastered and got kicked off

Pretty much where it wasn't allowed to like try out again and shit, and so Louisville had and I wasn't finished with junior college

But Louisville had a program to where you could go to the junior college

It was like a transfer program, but you could go to the junior college and cheer at the university

You're like the trellons of cheerly. Yeah, you're in cancer in the locker room. Oh, where I was a fucking dude

I was just a booze now. Did you watch that Netflix cheer show? Yeah, yeah, yeah fantastic. Yeah, fantastic

So that's cool. I love that school. They talk about

How much did you love Jerry? I love the whole I like the all the ladies and then they remember all the late

They were ridiculous. They were so fantastic so hot and they were crazy

Remember celebrating at the end of the ocean. I was like I wish I was in there

When they wanted the beach out of run-out with her

And there's that one

Who

I knew we were gonna do it. Yeah, there's that one die piece with the with the crazy parents

She was like the the best one remember. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's pretty good. She's really good. Oh, she's good

Yeah, really really good. She's big on social media. Yeah, and it was her and then Jerry was the one who was like on Ellen and hosting

Yeah, he was doing the Oscar red carpet

Dude, I saw a bunch of those girls on his chair. I saw that

Like I don't know what I thought nothing was gonna come out of it. They were gonna be like, oh, who's this?

If you ladies want to come to know so funny. I like those fucking pictures. I got

Someone I was like why is Shane

I got really into it too, and then what what was the other one with the football team did it too?

Oh, yeah, the same

So those teams

They oh, I watch it. I've watched every year. I just rewatched season one. They're fucking late. It's the best the teams you played football

Yeah, no team on earth would act like this. No, every team dude

It's on her if the other team scores first the whole team explodes

Their attitudes were awful the coaches were fucking insane. Yeah, well, I watched two of them

I didn't see I don't think I don't think one player actually

Lasted in a D1 program. Am I right? No, they do it's a monster. It's a powerhouse for that. Yeah, yeah, but I

Went on to play big time ball. They did oh, yeah NFL. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying college

I think like Laguerreau stay yeah, the guys I thought that I got emotionally invested in

Dude, how long like that detackle like they'd like dude all you got to do is go this class tomorrow

Yeah, you're gonna get a full ride to Florida steak

Then be like next day and show a picture of an empty seat you're like

How do you not get your wake up like wake up? Yeah, but then they show frustrating because it'll be like that

Like those shows somebody fucking up like that you're like this fucking idiot and then they're like here's his backstory

And you're like sorry, I call that guy is like mom shot his dad or something

No, I'm like it's all really yeah, so this was about a high school. No, this is you coach

First one is East Mississippi, you know that coach that coach got canceled because

Yeah, of course to ref in the first season

Yeah, what wants to wrap dirty? Yeah canceled because there's what there's a Jeremy kid on the team and the

Jeremy kid out at his DMs because he DM the kid this guy's a fucking leave it great, but in 80

Yeah, he did he DM the kid goes on your Hitler

Yeah

No, yeah, no these coaches are the fun. He's the fire for that. He got fire

Clumsy it's a clumsy and out

Then he came out with slapstick. Have you ever I love this? Yeah, yeah, Jason Brown

I think it is you feel how to mind the show. That's the guy from Compton. Yeah, so white guy from Compton

So he came out of this whiskey called slap dick whiskey and then something happened

He was bragging about something like whatever like 60 bottles like that and then he said some

Derogatory term like someone with like he was telling this like store to buy his whiskey and they're like we're good

He's like you fucking the drops

Language what and so everyone just dropped them like his wisdom that canceled

But he was he seemed happy. He seemed happy with his life like he was he was going he was in

Independence, Kansas and he would like the camera would come back. He had like a hot tub

Uh-huh, and he would just sit there and smoke a cigar is not

I'm a fucking man

What's his name? Brinnah Jason Brown. Yeah, he would give like pep talks to his team be like you know

I'm from Compton. Yeah, and all his players were like what the fuck are you talking? Oh, this is the dude? Yeah

And he played ball. He was good. I think when he was a high school ball player

I think big motherfucker. Yeah, he's big. Yeah, I think he holy shit played quarterback. Yeah, he played quarterbacks

School. Yeah, he's been so passionate and funny man. Does he have a career now?

Well, was he was he did he act like he was hood? Oh, yeah, the way he would talk to the kids. Yeah

Yeah, but like

You know, I'm not like like he talks like a blackout from the 90s. Yeah, okay

It was kind of sus

I got this whole team was like

Yeah, they really didn't relate to it

It was like awkward

Yeah, this old lingo

Yeah, he's like coming with like fugu jerseys and shit. No, he's just like he's wise

Yeah, he's wild

Like he was a good coach, but he's just like very Lucy Goosey. Yeah, they're all Lucy Goosey for like those kids

You need discipline so they can move on. Oh, I got a guy like, but those kids I would he's like man

You ain't ballin out. Yeah, you ain't ballin out. You ain't shit. You're on the team. You just kick guys off the team back on

Yeah, the next day like back on no

For TV was fantastic. My favorite one was I think it was independence where they were like

They were playing it like a southern Iowa some juco from Iowa

And they're like we're gonna fucking kill these white dudes just 50 white dude show up

Just down to down the throne

Just power I

But you're all like throwing their helmet like fuck this shit. It was just one thing. You know what these white boys do this deal

You're white

They're like discipline I got a one season better plays more strategy discipline white

But then there's one time there one of the game is like their second

Yeah, I think it's the second game of season. They just straight up clear the bench gonna fist fight

Yeah, with the other team and then get suspended like

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's fantastic. I gotta watch this one dealing with self-destructed behavior like that that's like that

Self-sabotage that's all yeah, it's it because they all like coaches. That's why the coaches are there

Yeah, you realize that everybody has themselves to a degree that they're gonna fuck it up like

You realize it like Jason Brown any of those guys. There's so much self-loathing that you can get them right to the fucking edge

And you go all you gotta just jump rope and just Sprite wings just jump all you gotta do is just jump and now just be like

The the the the like kind of the secret sauce of the show was the lady who would help the kids in class

She was like so good. I just got a fight with my friend about this what I thought she was flirting with those kids a little

Oh, she definitely and my friend was like no 100% she loves them

No, no, dude look how they're behaved like yeah, like if I was dating that lady and then saw that you know when it came

What the fuck

Yeah

I think she was long suffering and loved them. I think she loved them

I'm just saying from my own insecurity. Like if she was posting pictures with like do you want to

Yeah, she was hot she was cool

Now she's all tuned to the kids. She's a brave some of the relationships with the kids that her yeah, I don't mean

No, I thought you're talking about the black woman. Who is it? No, it's her. Okay, the teacher. Okay. Yeah, let's see. Oh

She's like a podcast

Look at her and then I go you know

Backshin that one right there follow I might be on your team. I would you think what do you think right there?

No, I'm real I'm the real tissue like you

Yeah, I'm real

Sterling. She's pretty sexy. That's what you say. I said I'm a real Donald Sterling

You can hang out with them. Just don't take pictures with them. All right

Your face

She's kind of sexy look at that look at that sexy. Yeah, it's a real shame if she does just do this for you know

I think she does obviously

It's also there's a chance. You can have both

Me too gorgeous and maybe she honest her love for big dick for good. Yeah, by helping these

Yeah, I don't know any of these kids will listen to her and shit

She she would like if they were gonna miss a class and if they miss one more they get kicked out of school

Yeah, she'd go to their dorm, which was like the worst living conditions ever

She'd go to their dorms and like knock on the door and get them to class really she had the toughest job in the world

She's yeah, she's an angel. She's an angel. Okay, but we're being this

She's I was those dudes. I'd be whacking off to her

No, no, that's not

That is not her. I don't know. Hold on. Let me see. She's on book out. No

She was great though then the the newest season look at that picture the new season

She was really the only one that cared. Yeah, everyone else was like to go to the fuck them get them off the team

She was the one person that was like she's kids need help this one. Yeah, look at that. It's nice. That's a nice picture

Nice

I don't I don't think she was hooking up with her. You get that thing about it. No, you know the one you see one slipped her

You haven't seen it. You got to watch her with this detackle. Yeah, even I told my grandma. Yo, she's fucking him

Like she's too handy. Yeah, she's like she's like you got that

He's like oh, thank you. Yeah, even he's on cumbron from the camera

Very damaged. Yeah, she's like sitting on their laps and stuff. She does. Oh, yeah, it's all right

Then yeah, I think that might be a lie. No, I'm talking about that part. My she sits on their lap. There's there's video on their first

I think that probably might that's probably made up. I can't sit on their lap. I'm turning. I don't recall. Oh, I

I'm telling you say I'm there. I don't know. You know, she sits on the lap. That's why I'm almost positive

I don't think that's it's on about a year

You got a little

That's the closest to it. That's the closest. I like your attitude. I like your attitude. I like what you're saying

But that's not true. That's okay. We'll see

We'll see I was trying to prove my police. I'll watch it

Season is West L.A. College. It's no one there's good. It's basketball one. It's nowhere in there

Because the chance of any of them going anywhere

Yeah, I'm starting now. Yeah, yeah, and the poor coach man

He's like they're like great. He has like six kids. He does it like you know. Yeah

He gets fired up. I watch the rinse around. He doesn't swear. Yeah, he's the bet of the coaches by far the best

He's probably the best and then there was a guy out of your job with the with USC and the Lakers and turned it down

Really, he said I'm trying to give back to the kid. Yeah, that guy's also his wife's like

Yeah, yeah, the big fat guy in season one

He's a dick

And then though a guy from content

Those two are those ones dude they

If their team is losing they explode

They're down like seven nothing at the beginning of the game and they'll be like fuck it

Get the fuck out like just spasm on coordinators. It's all in throws it in exception. It's just like game

You know

Even they're up 14 they throw in their seven. It's like they have no

And all these players don't want to be there because they're all just trying to go D1. Yeah, they're all just like fucks

It's in the middle of Canfield is just like nightmare

And some kids like there was a big shot that was that florist state like a five-star group. Yeah, didn't work out for

Sack the lady in the face. What? Yeah, they're wild. We'll say this

Yeah, I'm not going to defend them

Watch the tape

Every story has two sides is all I'm gonna say she did when there's a tape of it out there. Yeah. Oh, yeah

What did she do?

I looked to me like she did try to hit him or swung at him. Yeah, they're like I'm not saying you should punch a lady in the face

That's fucking outrageous. This is a Florida state. Is that like I kicked out and had to go to independence?

Did she fall did she follow him? No, they they're out of bar. They're out of bar. He's like a freshman. Yeah

They bump into each other at the bar right and she like nudges him out of the way to get in the spot of the bar

And he's like what are you doing? And I think she kind of swings at him and then he just oh

It's not good. He reacts very bad very bad, but there's no hit women. Yeah, but

Floor stays like we can't have it. Yeah, damn

So that's why he had to go to the with the Compton Code. Yeah, and then he's like real cocky when he gets there

It's like throwing bomb

Yeah, I'm the keycared

I don't think he won't hurt him. Yeah, and then the coach was like him a play like not fuck that

Yeah, he's like you don't know anything. Oh, for real. The kid was like I went to Florida state. You're no

And his dad was like I think in the NFL too. So he thought he knew more than the coaches. Yeah, it was like the perfect shit storm

Oh, it's my CTV. Yeah, it's the best. I gotta. Yeah, I gotta watch this season. You can't hit. Oh, it's so far. Of course you can't

Well, my buddy my buddies in a bar and he's dating girl right so they they have a fight. They kind of break up

They're not dating that you know and she goes

Just right there at the bar. She's leaving. Nope. They're talking. You know, he's she goes whack open him

Wack so she comes this way friends comes back

And then goes to smack him again. So he goes boom really hard

Knuckles Tom, but as the button thing come and he just goes like he goes hey

And hits her like that. She goes

And the bartender goes hey like that and the bartender grab comes over his you got to get out of here and the bartender

My buddy goes she just paintbrushed me

Coming back for a shot and he goes I saw everything. I saw the whole fucking thing dude

I still gotta get you get

So people have to leave, but that was it. She fucking whack whack he just gave her one. He's like you're not coming back a third time

I give two. Yeah, I mean how many times do I have to until I got to defend myself? I mean you might want to

Just yeah, he said he goes

Stay quarterback. He doesn't hit me like straight up. Oh, he's doing straight. Oh, yeah straight

Yeah, I've got to say bartenders have a weird air against don't they? I don't like him. I don't like him either

I don't like but hipster bartenders like they have this weird air against like it. You don't own the bar

Yeah, my fucking dream, but they can they do have you by the balls a little bit because if it's crowded

You just want to get a drink for you and your girl. Yeah, yeah, and now you gotta play

Yeah, then they see if you raise your hand, which is I guess a dick move you go like what you but if you're not paying attention

Let's your hot chick with big teeth. They don't pay attention to you, but go dude and then I was going what whiskey's after like

All right, fuck you man. How about that right? Yeah, you don't own the place

They give man. I ask for Bud Light. You ask I go to cities. I'm like

If I'm in a cool bar, I'm like you guys have any bud like

They get mad. Yeah, they kind of like we have a pilsner they and they have oh because they have never have them their beers

Yeah, it's very I'm the guy who asks for that for a pilsner and if they say corona or still I go it's okay

I want I want really you know the real deal and I'm almost that way whiskey now now

Why but go to I was go you have any Japanese whiskey you have buffalo trays most of them have buffalo trays

Let's use the go you have cauliflower ears though. I tend to be true

That's a real like I'm not gonna disagree with you. Well, you mean cauliflower ears. Yeah, I'm not gonna bother you

Yeah, they also get giant. Yeah, I just asked for wild turkey straight up everywhere has that yeah

And then you go scream and cry

Why do you have a fucking journal?

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And I can't sleep in so I'll wake up no matter like six somewhere I go down to make coffee wherever at in the air being me whatever city

He's up before me just

Tonight Brendan

It's really nice. Yeah, it's just amazing man. Or is it is there some aggressive stuff?

Yeah, it's just I mean I put everything in there my fucking crazy thoughts my happy

Whatever is your favorite the most you can and keep that it's a beautiful. Yeah. Oh, yeah, never too long

You're just so you're so quiet sometimes I'm like because I let everything out and if you ever read that is there any death threats

I mean that journal is like no

You're fucking

Get this out. Yeah, you're wonderfully unique and

I don't know the guy. No, that's a good thing. I mean, you're an original

Yeah, well, I just say you marched your own drum and you haven't been as influenced by the things that could have molded you

You just yeah, you're just you know what you are you're really hard to find yeah

I mean good like like you could do your material in front of anybody. No, we can steal it. Yeah

Fucking male cheerleader grew up with a dog by a white family who likes counting crows. You know, I love counting crows

Yeah, I mean I know what he's pretty good fucking what a great

You know, I know him you do know him very well. Are you serious? I spent like a I made fun of Brian. I just I was just with him

It's weeks because of it. I was just with him in England. I spent really

Fucking amazing and you know, it's pretty wild. He's a hell of a guy. Well Thomas said hi. I will

What is that we in fact, he just text me. He's gonna be like you okay. Yeah

Yeah, he just text me. Is he still making music? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, his song. I mean, so he writes it

My buddy's Joey's farm. He goes up there and just writes alone. Oh really? He's to have bread. No, no

He was on a rug and not too long ago. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he talked about

Disorder that he has is a great. What is that disorder?

No, some would fucking multiple people

So I can't remember. Oh bipolar bipolar. Was it bipolar? I don't know, but either way. He's a great dude. Yeah, that's amazing guy

And he's so fucking talented. What's his name again?

I'd be autism if he's counting crows

I'll take that

Yeah, he's great. No, but uh, yeah, I journal be similar. Yeah, he is wise. Cheers. Well he rides

Yeah, he's got to get rid of this. Yeah, he got rid of this. He could time. Yeah, he had him. He had him for a while

He was going strong with those

He can he's a he can hey, so it suffers from disassociative mental health disorder. How the fuck is that? That's what I yeah

You wouldn't know it get it if you know him. It's like he's just funny as shit and great and really cool

Right, you know disorders. You know what that is. No, you can't if you go. I know him and I've never seen any you know

He's just that's just always the involved experience a discussion lack of

Continuity between thoughts memory surrounding the actions sounds like an identity finish a lot of songs

Let's come back to it. Yeah, that's all that. Yeah, I don't know what that is

The middle of the song. What the hell am I doing?

No puzzles for that game

Yeah

Nowadays, by the way, you know

Mental disorders are are big business. I mean your kid has anything and you can send them to five different experts if you have the money

If you want you could surround your child with 15 different. Yeah, you can really fuck your kid up because they'll they'll label in the school

Have all the specialists and want you go to in in Santa Monica in Malibu. Yeah, in those places where there's that much money pop and add roll on kids

Dude, but just like I like doing it just oh yeah, I know there's disorders out there

I get all that but when we were kids, it's like he's fucking me, you know, sad

Get out of it. Well, it's also it's also that there's a lot of pathologist. I like my lighter in jenko's get over

But they've also pathologized

aggression and

Natural rambunctious boy boy stuff. So boys boys relate to each other and they rough. How a lot of boys just rough house

They run into each other

That is considered a pathology a lot of times. That's at L.A. school. She had me not where I'm in. I know man

Thank God you gotta get out of there. I get you know, my kid would be fucked

Oh, you know, he's

Boy's not a boy's need last special

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he passed away. Yeah, I don't know. He's dealing with cancer. No, no one did. I remember last time I saw him

I was like how do you looks like he just

Well, he was talking to me literally for 30 minutes about gambling. I was again. No doubt

I'm like, you know, I gamble, but fuck you like a decade dude. This is it round. He's doing for oh shit nine years

Right, he didn't want people to feel sorry for him. So he didn't he didn't tell anybody

He's a legend. We were that we were hung out with him at the comedy store. Yeah, that's where you're talking about gambling all the time

Yeah, he loved to gamble. He's such a talent. Yeah

Yeah, he was he was one of the first comics I saw though. I was like

Face hurt the whole show. Yeah, he came out. He did a show at Helium and Philly and he was like, I wish I would have had that ham sandwich earlier

Anyway

Stand up and then throughout the set he'd be like

Occasionally during his set already lying to me a story about him where he said he gets a call. This is like

Eight or something, you know, and he goes, hey, what are you doing? All right. He goes. I don't know

I'm gonna come over and say something and so I just like all right

He just comes over and you guys you want to see what a hundred thousand dollars and cash looks like

Right there and already goes what are you gonna do with that? He goes I'm gonna give it to my bookie

He said he would get his money from Senate at live and drive straight to Lennox. It's shit. It's the best. Yeah, the best

Man, that one did that made me sad

That was the first that was the first celebrity death that made you sad

Yeah, I mean I talked to Kobe didn't he's from Philly Kobe Kobe was made it was weird for me

I just remember me like oh shit Kobe dad. I'm out. It was not like I wasn't like really were you not a Kobe fan?

I like I like I like I respected him

I liked I liked I was a big shack. Yeah

Okay, there's two teams

Yeah, you know shack head Kobe guy

Shack diesel things. I love diesel. The big air is such a freak. That's another that's another combo like you everybody would have thought our

Already would have died before norm. You would have guessed shack would have gone before Kobe

Shack's like a fucking St. Bernard. He's like seven. He died like five

The best thing

Yeah, I just use

enormous and eats tons of Papa John's pizza. Yeah, he says his foot size 20 22 or something like that

It's crazy. Yeah, he was a monster and if you ever see you ever see him in blue chips that movie with nicknoss

Yeah, you see what kind of an athlete you're skinny try to bring up well, dude

It's skinny, but like dunking and moving like where you're like are you talking about one of the biggest freaks?

Oh, dude that movie took you realize that he was well because I he was so

Athletic he wasn't that shit. It's naughty. Yeah, he's never saw him play at LSU

Our his kids pretty beast look at him there. Yeah, one place where you silly. He had to have open heart surgery

Yeah

Penny Hardaway who's in that yeah movies awesome no shack was such a fucking free. There's nobody like him

He's unstoppable unstoppable. That was the team magic magic

I was a kid. That's the coolest team ever pen. I can that was my favorite team. Yeah, that was there awesome when we're growing up

So it was penny

Darren Scott they called him 3d. There's the white boy who I loved

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could run the court seven-foot tall dunk

I mean beast I didn't see I didn't watch college basketball. I'm watching that movie watch blu-tches

Like this guy's got some

You know, I realized like the joint was good when I saw space

But I

Was watching without anybody in front of them. So you watch him and I'm like

Cheese is a movie though. Yeah, you got to watch him play some fucking ball

How about when I was it? Did you collect cards as a kid? Yeah, when I was a kid. I got this I forget what

Company it was but I bought the pack of cards and it was Shaq's rookie year remember Shaq

I think was number two and Christian Latener's number one and those were like the cards like everyone's trying to do these cards

And our mom didn't have a lot of money. She's like right you guys can get a pack each and so I was young

Do was at 90 so I was seven or eight and I'm open the pack

I'm you know you're going through it. I come on come on boom Christian Latener

Which was like the number one card to have right behind that Chiquille a Neil and my brother had anger manager

Is she's like you didn't give anything so you beat me up and then

Lay it on this kind of brother. I was later that night. I was like you can have one pick one. I'll keep one you keep one

Yeah, how can you take Shaq?

Good pick

With that I'll take Christian Latener loser. Is that the dude they hated at Duke? Yeah, yeah, everyone like great player in college

Yeah, some of them they just got a bad rap. Oh God. Yeah, why do he was just he hated them people hate Duke because he was just good

He had this arrogance about him like he was a dick. Yeah, he's a bit of an ass

Yeah, he looks he looks like there's a great thirty for three. Oh, he looked like dudes in the NBA like fuck this guy

Yeah, but you if you look back on his career. He wasn't bad in them. Did they hate reddick? Yeah, JJ reddick first. Yeah, but they're my NBA. He's kind of like

He's all like he's solid. Yeah, oh wait. That won't get Grayson Alan. Is he from Duke? Yes, okay?

Who's that kid? Who's that guy? There was this show where they were talking about he was kind of not a good NBA player

White dude, he was not good. I mean, he was that they really start but and but he played for like

Nine ten years or whatever and

They're all talking about how much he sucked and he goes here's the thing. I do suck, but not compared to you

Oh, and then he called about Scalabrini all the reddit. I whoever was he called out all the all that kid call them out

Those he called out the D1 play D101 D1 players. He's shit all over. Yeah smoke and D1 players do whatever he wanted

It really all played it happened in fighting to like because this celebrity boxing and you know the Logan Paul stuff

Where average Joe's are like guys not that fucking tough like real fighter. Yeah, like machine gun Kelly with Conner

It's like did you have any idea what would happen? So they you know, see him

Yeah, they don't got like a fighter or not like carpet

Yeah, he's like six five or whatever like talented musician, but it's like the lines are blurred

But it's like with mba it's even more blurred like have you ever ever seen an NBA player like in the gym like playing regular pickup

Yeah, like like like Bert you may have bird man. Yeah, Nick Anderson. I was at Nick Anderson

I forget his name got to play for the nuggets. Yeah play for the nuggets

I'm having a couple me too. Yeah, he's awesome. Good buddy. Yeah, so when he was playing for Denver

He was like, oh, let's go play a pickup at Greenwood athletic club, which was like my home club

So me my brother grew up there and I was like, I guess I was talking about my brother

I'm like, I guess we just saw him like alley oops and she's just gonna dunk on everybody and we're gonna dominate

Yeah, and my brother's like, yeah, so all state like we had a whole plan

I was like I just like throwing balls and I'm like fucking dunked on everybody and it's gonna be lit as fuck

Dude, he was like what? No, just give me the ball

He didn't miss a single shot like he was shooting like Steph Curry, and you're like, oh my god

No, like we didn't make it take it. Yeah, yeah, nobody else touched the ball

Hey, he was literally just like you're in the NBA

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like for sure

Just don't get dude and then kids would try to like shoot over me just like what the fuck and just

Yeah, you don't want to fight Connor McGregor through machine gun Kelly had to have very bad

But the lines are blurred was he trying it was he getting up in his team was but they they said it also came from

A they might be a publicity stunt but B

You I guess Connor DMed his girl back in the day, and so I guess machine Kelly because he wanted a picture and machine gun Kelly

I get the fuck out of here and then Connor just went off. Oh shit. I can't believe somebody make up. They made odds

They made odds already. Yeah, they can't be real

Those yeah, there's actually a real fucking place. Yeah, it could be there should be zero. I know exactly that's where it should be

It's just you don't like everybody should play

NBA player in a pickup game just to see where you fit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or or just roll like one

I know I know I know you can say be like oh Connor's not a black belt very cool roll with comic Gregor

Let me know how it goes for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get his I know he's not fucking

He's a hundred Sanjos or Damien Mayan just roll with him. I was right. Yeah, and then you want to then you want to fight the guy and win what stand up?

Yeah, it's nuts actually this is another one go try if you if you're a tough guy and you've done some fighting

You can say downhill go try to hit. Yeah

Yeah, we put a compilation of downhill skiing

I genuinely I watched these they're fucking

Why do they get so

Oh my god, no, but I was saying try just try touching try hitting putting your glove on a guy who can actually box who knows how to move out of the

Yeah, but now you talk about Conor Gregor literally one of the best

In our entire life

And machine Kelly you play a guitar and you have jewels on your job listen, you're gonna hit him

No, it's not bad idea, but who knows maybe machine gun Kelly

It was like chillin just a psycho. Yeah, I fuck you. Yeah, he did Conor through a zero

Okay, machine Kelly does look like he's going like this

Yeah, it would be stubborn

So different like Philly crafts can be rough. Yeah, like you like you're the funny guy at the family barbecue very cool

Go do a Philly crowd sure on a Friday night when they've been working all day and drinking

Or go to Pittsburgh with blue collar and they've been drinking all day. Yeah, you got to get this

Rogan used to say that Rogan go do that. Yeah, I'm not going to stand up

It's the one thing that everyone thinks they can do. Oh, everybody. It's like everybody's funny. Yeah

Yeah, but really you should say that about we here

I went to a club one time and there were these alt comics and all due respect

There are some really funny alt comics

But these guys were it was when it first came started coming out where they were doing like that esoteric stuff

Yeah, real meta kind of making fun. Yeah, yeah, then they realize a kill

And Rogan was like this Rogan was watching this guy you know, Rogan. He's just like this fucking death

And so when he was younger, he was like

Whatever you think is aggro double it like he just did not give a fuck you can now the weed chills them out

Oh, but before that never smoke. Yeah, no, he was just before that. He was like your grandpa CT

All the time

He said that he goes you bring that shit to Philly you bring that shit to Jersey to Boston

Pittsburgh where people work for a living and they're like I got to be in a factory at fucking six in the morning

Make me laugh you fucking asshole. I spent money on what is this? Yeah. Yeah. What is this that you're doing here?

Yeah, that's I mean, that's how it starts though was stand up everybody that like you think you're funny

I'll give it a shot. I mean, that's what I did. Yeah, and I got up there and I blacked out

Yeah, you know, it's over

You know, you remember you're just over and I was sober and a dude

I was holding the mic was it just an open my my like belly button was an open mic. Yeah, it's just an open mic

I'm silly in Harrisburg. You know who you get when you don't you know get away with shit like we would just do weird shit was

Schwarzenegg even when he was young

Like that's it like you know the ham sandwich thing Nick one time me a mile question Nick and Nick is doing stand up

And it's not he's trying weird shit

And it's at the comic strip in New York, and this is like fucking two thousand or earlier or whatever and he's like

He's like nothing. It's not really working. He's like hey guys. Yes. I apologize. I just I hate a lot of turkey

Before this and turkey makes you super tired

So I don't feel like I

So he'd go so I'm watching the stuff fucking already dying and he could tell another joke and I'd be like

Yeah, and then people would kind of laugh he go fucking turkey

All the time and he kept doubling down that turkey. By the end of it. I was fucking

That's like feel hope you know at the store wherever that when he opened for me in

Nashville, he's like I just don't feel fucking funny man trying new shit and he goes out there and have been like yeah, man

My cousin got bid in L.A. You got bit man. I gave my gay guy

And he's like yeah, he had what do you say sit them up on Fairfax or something like that?

Filipino guy with big quads. Yeah, no, he's just waiting. We'll see. Yeah

Yeah

It's so fucking funny. It's so funny. He's so unique. Did you know

Rogan at all before you did the pod? No, I just hung out with him that week leading up to it because you're in Austin doing shows

At I recorded my special in up did you before I did Rogan? Would you record the special in Austin at the Creek Creek? Oh Creek

That's Creek in the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you done the Vulcan yet? I did

It's good slipknot concert. Yeah, yeah, there's like metal and people standing up. All right. Have you done a Vulcan yet?

It's good. It's good. It's good if for like if you walked in there and saw that room

You'd be like this is gonna be a fucking disaster shit. It's a rock room. It's like I'm found for like music

It's a music for like great tall ceiling. So it's like there's like yeah, literally. That was my job

Like feeling that I was like I feel like I'm gonna fucking slipknot concert. There's like metal everywhere

It's in but it works people are standing and there's couches

And then after we were performing it turns into like a rave show like goes on

Yeah, like people are waiting to get in the door to fucking do

Like each other's ass. That's weird. Wow. Yeah, but yeah, they it's a good club though if they did make it good

Like it shouldn't be what about what it shouldn't work

So the Creek in the cave is what is that? Is that a comedy club? Yeah, it was in New York

And they moved it to Austin. So now Austin's gonna open cap cities Rogan has a place

I'm freaking the cave. There's a lot of venues now. Yeah, also be a good hub. Oh, yeah

Did you ever think about moving during the soul? No, no, I just moved to New York

And like I just got in at the seller

So there's no reason I'm gonna stay at the seller. Yeah, the seller's really good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's it's dude

It's so good. I just did that buffalo with Doug David off and the stand by the way

That's not a stand for too. Yeah

Yeah, he's around. It's it's great. And it's just like

It's hard to bomb. Did you get past? Did you get past on the first try?

I had a weird

Way of getting past because I auditioned like

Kind of before COVID and then COVID happened

So why actually auditioned like before SNL a little bit and then I got canceled

And they're like, and then I got and then COVID happened

So there was like really no window for me to even audition and then

They just called and were like send us your emails

Fuck kind of out of nowhere. You probably talked about this for who called you to tell you weren't on SNL

Uh

Lauren and like a man like a lady and then learn

Like a lay that represents at like any time you talk to Lauren somebody would call me like

Lauren Michaels is on the line. How's he cool? I like I like Lauren a lot. Yeah, I still do. Was it your

Again, I'm sure you've talked about this. It's fine. Have was it your dream to do sound like like was that?

Maybe in like seventh grade when it was but then once I started doing stand-ups like this is

Yeah, I knew I figured I would never be on SNL

Like ever because I've seen it. Yeah lately, and I know what I do. Yeah, you know

Yeah, it's very interesting. It's a blessing in disguise that all this happened

You know, what else are you gonna do though? You know, I'm saying like you yeah

You could sulk on it and of course, that's yeah, what could you do? Should I quit? But I get to be honest

It's one of the reasons I think a lot of people rallied around because it was like

We've all said stupid shit. Yeah, you know, but there's also like uh

Like there's do I think if I would have got SNL

I think I could have done very well on it. Agreed. You had a good career that way 100% and now that I got cancelled from it or however you want to say it

I think that I that is also a good opportunity. So I would say I would rather it have happened

Than not at all, you know, I mean yeah, you know, like if I just never got SNL never got

I think it's put you on the floor. Yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, and I think

Uh, yeah, I'm alright. I'm comfortable having eyes on

Me with my what I'm creating well, you're creating your like I'm not afraid to

I'm not worried about a spotlight on what I make

No, but that makes sense. No, it makes sense. What else if I sucked in got cancelled that would be a be tough

Huge problem. Well, you wouldn't have a career. Yeah, that would be a major issue

But I think too. It's like, you know, the fans that rallied around you and then

They brought all this attention to you. Those are the people that fuck with you like those are actual fans instead of like

Their life. They're not all Shane Gillis fans. Sure now. You're building a real fan base

There's a downside there's a down. You're also playing like when you go on the road now you're playing home games

Sure, it's your fans. You can fuck around like you're special

You know if you're just a silent life fan you turn into let's say you're on there and you turn to your special like Jesus Christ

You went on the pain

They're like fuck yeah, yeah, I'm saying but it was all it's also there is a downside that like immediately when you get cancelled

There are a lot of people that you don't want

Oh, yeah, I don't have guys coming up to me after shows and like screaming slurs

Yeah, I'd be like hell. Yeah, I'd be like I don't think you get it

Thank you

I think people yeah, I think people rallied around you because

Most people are not comfortable and shouldn't be with the idea that you said something

In passing in a certain context like in a conversation and your whole life should not be

Erased for that sure your opportunity, which is a huge one in SNL was very few people get shouldn't be taken away

Yeah, and that is the world we live in now and I think everyone would agree including myself that it wasn't great

Yeah, my when I said yeah, yeah, but yeah, I think the punishment didn't really match the crime. Oh, great

And that's what everyone's like all right, maybe chill

But and I also think the other yeah, so I think that's like counter to cancel culture

It's like all right, he said something should have said

He lost his job and I think most humans like nah, they ain't right man

Well, cuz you know tune in to you that right and the other thing that's really important to realize is that when you do cancel somebody

But when they do that to you, you're not making the world more equitable. You're actually not doing anything

It's not as though now you're making the world more fair and more equal

You're just you're just kind of you're suppressing form of this you're suppressing. It makes it worse. Yeah, I think the only real way to beat

Whatever this is the cancel culture thing is to just keep going yeah, like don't let it consume you like if I

If I got canceled and then spent the next two years being like fuck cancel culture can't do that. Fuck this and stop riding

Then I'm not doing that's how that that's how you go down. I tell you get cancer. Yeah, I agree

You let the keep right. I think you release and the specials kind of like yet definitely not cancel. You know that

Although anybody could have put a YouTube special

But that's the problem. That's what anybody can put it. I haven't do good as yours being good

And other people co-sign it and I hey watch this fucking special man. That's the difference. Yeah

And I think you put on YouTube and then

Other comics in the space everyone go do this thing's fucking good

And I can send a link to my dad or to my brother my the group. I was like here's the special

If it's on Netflix or it's on, you know, wherever yeah showtime. I can't send you a fucking link

Yeah, like if you can clip it up and I can send your clip like

In this day and age that we're in like clips or what sell tickets like your hour like we know for a fact

Even on Netflix was Eddie Murphy or Joe Rogan people saw watching on 28 minutes. Yeah, 28. We're still 20 minutes

So we're still doing hours, which is whatever

But if you have a clip. Yeah, you don't need to and if you do you like I was talking to chipel on the way

I was like just do just put a youth like if you have 45 or you don't even have to do an hour like mine's like 48

You know, it doesn't have to be an hour you can put out 30 minutes like I was thinking in a year just put out another half hour

Or something. Yeah, I'm gonna put out whatever you put out a half hour without fucking 20 minutes. Yeah

Yeah, you learn to do whatever you want. Yeah, the day and age of

You know HBO and showtime being like well only these five guys get special this year

It's like why are you waiting on this baby? Yeah, yeah, put it out. It's good

If you write faster if you have a lot of to say you can just put it. Yeah, I don't I got about four minutes right now

I got so much time. I'm four minutes

That's the scariest thing. Yeah, I was gonna ask you that all like I was like, oh, so you probably got another hour

No, you got special. It's just live in Austin. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't

Yeah, everybody was like you should name it something as I can't yeah, just like I like the drink how you took the drink

Oh, yeah, I like that so many this promotion so many made that that was solid. I was drunk and retweeted it

Yeah, I would have never promoted. I didn't promote it all

My friend John McKeever and the guy homeless Pimp. I know

Yeah, yeah, I love homeless. Yeah, he's awesome. That's amazing. Yeah, that was good. It was just crispy

Tested about homeless Pimp. So homeless Pimp is Chris. He did he's on the road with me shoots everything produces podcasts and Chris

It you know, he has a smoke show wife and she's pregnant and she has a smoke show friend

And she's like, yeah, you got to hook me up with homeless Pimp and Chris. He's like

Oh, you sure?

It's like fuck yeah, man that guy like he's my exact type. I'm looking for

Oh, Chris is on Chris. Yeah, Chris. He's like, okay. Well, I'll text him right now and then he texted me goes

Yeah, he's into it. So let me know what you want to do and she's like, oh, I can't wait and then she sent a picture of me

She thought I was the homeless Pimp

Like that's not the homeless Pimp gosh, that's fucking hilarious. Oh Jesus Christ

No, yeah, he wrote wrong guy homeless Pimp's great. Who's that guy? Yeah, homeless Pimp's a beast

Who's who is he's a he's a he's a model that I follow him to his tattoos. I'm gonna follow you guys love, dude

Did we do I love I feel he's a gay man. You guys love like strong men. Yeah, look tattoos. What the fuck doesn't like that guy me

This guy seems awful

I'm gonna follow. Yeah, I wouldn't fight. I just I don't mean the description to guy

Yeah, but once you've seen it once you've seen who is Elijah. I'm all over and you

Is here

He was like a skinny dude at first. He started getting jacked. Yeah, dude. Yes, dude

Yeah, there you go. Who else you jerk off dude?

Besides

It's where you fall male model though, no

I follow kpop stars and everything kpop makes sense you're in the music

I want to get a tattoo. I want to get tattoos

Why don't you know what I mean? I got to know exactly what I want

Do you have any tattoos

It's a sticker's one

You're not gonna turn to that tattoos are gonna make you like on him. Let me say about this

How about we I did shows in Dublin like sold all these shows out

So we what we want to get a tattoo to remember like me my my brother's my tour manager

So I want to get tattoos in Dublin. Yeah, so we go this tattoo store in Dublin

I like asked for somebody on Instagram this guy's like come down here. I'm right down the street legit tattoo artist

So we go down there and he's like the tattoo artist is like all right

I'm not doing any fucking lucky charms. I'm not doing any four leaf clovers. That's not the fuck we do here

And I was like okay, that was all right. That's kind of all

Okay, he's like once you get a horseshoes for good luck. We're like oh cool. Chins never had a tattoo

Chin goes put it on my I want on my neck

I think I was like no, I'm not getting your first tattoo on your fucking now. No, Chins

Like I want it right on my fucking neck and like I was like no, I'm not doing your neck man good girl

You're gonna regret it. I honestly really wanted it especially at that time

For for being an iron first time huge shows was was a good time a great memory. Yeah

Next time

Now that I have one he'll probably give me a neck tattoo because I had no tattoos at all

That's why it was like I think that guy's nipples were pierced too

That guy got that's right draw the life that guy goes wrong. This is a tongue piercing as well

Well that tattoo job. I mean that the whole thing was very good. God Chris to be posted

No, this is homeless pimps, but he doesn't put himself out there now

That's cool go to his tagged photos

Maybe I'll have a couple

What do you go there right there

We have no idea what homeless pimple looks like he has a big old beard glasses. There he is

Yeah, he looks like mankind. He looks like mankind. Yeah

That's him for a shaving. He's totally like McFolly. Holy shit. That's like tall Jack. That's what I go

You know, dude love. Yeah, I was like you're gonna look at Chris Foley, right? Yeah

He's like who I'm like fucking the sock guy mankind

Yeah, yeah

The glasses with the yellow glasses and I think he

Struggles his pronouns. Is that right? Yeah, he's like in the third round with his pronouns. Is he? Yeah, I think so really I think it goes both ways non-binary

Okay, he didn't bring it up to me

I don't seem like

Not a lot of people can find it

Yeah

That guy I'll understand

Yeah, we were talking about that. I might be wrong, but I think so. That's a tough thing to put out

You know strong beer for a guy who I mean, that's pretty masculine kind of look from what I can tell I'm pretty sure

He's just like I call that guy dude. Yeah, that's a dude. He's as dude as it gets. Yeah, well, we're talking about it

I guess this glasses might be a little feminine

Just how I look like someone who they want a cancel. Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely a guy. They see

He's a good looking kid. Nobody gives him enough credit. Oh, he gets credit. He gets credit

She'll take some Chris. Hey, homestead is by right? Oh pie is different than struggling with a pronoun, so

Right? Yeah. Yeah, there's again

No glasses. It's a D1 basketball player. I doubt

Yeah, D3

It's a sturdy kid. It's a big story. Yeah, he's big. Yeah, strong. He was a bit of basketball, too

What did he know? He played college. He was really good D3. Yeah, he has like a statue. There's some shit

Yeah, you're gonna tear it down. Yeah

Yeah

That's that's his race

Hi, Jim, what do you have for current events dude? All righty summer cats. I'll pull it up right now

Well, before I start. I hope you don't mind me asking, but when you're on Rogan

I say on Rogan and then you said a joke and it just flew by him

You know, that was so great. It was a big swing. I told him it was so great

It wasn't like it wasn't like the best

Michael story. Yeah, I was just telling the story how like when I was getting fired

I was like I'll just go on Rogan and be bigger

So, but of course, I was on Rogan for two years

I was just wanting to say it to him. Yeah, some like how it went down with like Lauren Michaels

And he's like yeah, Lauren was like, you know, we got to get started alive and he goes all right cool. I'm sure I'm fucking Rogan

Pause pause when it is

Yeah, so

I was like, I was like, I'll just go on Rogan

And then he goes what?

Nothing, I thought it's funny

There's nothing there wasn't like in his defense

There wasn't like a clear joke and I think he might have interpreted it as me being like where were you?

I think he might not reach out because what the joke was that I was like arrogant that I was like like oh fine

I'll just do a move on do Rogan. Yeah, that's how I took that was the joke

It was like I would never be like where the fuck should you think you went. Yeah

No, all right

I thought it was great. Thank God because it's for real for the next five minutes. I was just in my head like what

Like this is crazy and then

I brought it back up. I was like hold on we gotta stop. Yeah

Whoever's watching this just rewind that and watch my face. Yeah

I got brought it up. Thankfully. Yeah, he got a brain. I was like he got to see what it just had you can literally see what they melt. Yeah, I thought it was funny

I just like this teeth showing

Yeah

And they'll just sit there and he's a and he didn't you know he's do it. He does that podcast constantly so that he's not nervous

He doesn't care here. Yeah, but for me, it's like home field. This is it. Yeah, I was just saying that we're not recording right? Yeah, we are

Oh, we don't want to have to. I don't care. We can record. Okay

Uh

But it was like there were two moments in comedy where I was like oh shit

The one was SNL like walking into audition and seeing that stage. Oh great. It's like leading up to it

I was like I don't give a fuck who cares. I'm not gonna get it

I'm not nervous at all and then you walk in and see the main stage and you know like

This is big and then for the same thing with Rogan like I was like

Oh, there's a podcast that you podcast every day. I've talked about SNL a million times

And then as soon as you walk in that room, I was like oh shit. This is that room. This is Jerry

Like this is that room I've seen a thousand times. Yeah

And then yeah, just fucked it. As soon as we started talking about SNL

I was just in my own head because the whole time I was like it's just good in my bombing

He was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, like you're fine. Yeah, you're saying a bomb. No, you did good. I suck

No, it's fine. Oh, you know the mistake people make is trying to get on there and be funny. Yeah. Oh, it never goes well

Oh, it never goes well. Oh my god. That's why that's why I don't have like you do a bit. I was just like what are you doing?

Oh, nothing. I just it's so stupid

Nothing of a fucking idiot. I'm sorry

Yeah, that's why you know feel I think went on at once. You know feel fucks around like there's a lot of bits and wrote

It's just like not hitting. Yeah, dude. That's kind of and then and then Theo calls me and goes man

I know how to go he was good man, but

Sometimes he's just not down to play

I'm like, you know, dude, and he's like and then he's like and then also bro

That's the longest I've ever talked somebody in my life

Because that's a real thing because I even talked to my mom for three hours

That's it for real thing was last time you talked to anybody for three hours. That's a long fucking time

Right, even on a five times a week and I'll do it with the top scientists Elon like genius people

Oh, yeah, so when he comments kid in there. He's like, oh fuck. Yeah, it's not as far as you guys for three hours. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, and then you know it's a bad show if it's only like an hour and 40 true

Well, I didn't go up for you. I didn't know that so when I got done

I was like, I think that mode of I think I sucked of course the whole like then we went out to eat and we're hanging out and I'm like

I was just I must have been so fucking annoying to him like that suck that fucking blew it didn't I yeah there he was like

You're fine. No, it's great. Yeah, it was great and

Then I did it then when it came out it was like three hours or whatever and someone was like oh must have been good

If it's under like depending what if it's under three. Yeah, yeah

It's only it's over like two and a half. You're good, but if it's under that it's like oh you ran a shit talk about yeah

He's one of these he's like he's like our version of Johnny Carson. Yeah, you go on there

Especially before I'm not saying Spotify's not like that, but it's not as big

But you know when you go on there it was he's literally like it was your audition for like on the tonight sure

Like you would you could build a career off of that man. I never thought of it that way. Oh, yeah

I never did either now in ninth like years and years later like some of the fight campaigns we'd bullshit

Like you know, I do fight companion now and with some more fight talk

But when you meet Eddie and broken with dude, we talked about octopus for an hour. Yeah, we'd have like

Seven million views. I never knew I was like who the fuck would watch Eddie rant on

Conspiracies for an hour while you're shouting. Yeah, we get all drunk and shout at Eddie. That's crazy

And he was right on most things

Yeah

Yeah, the only special time man is a really special time. Yeah, I got right to the letterman in 1999

I saw his mug. I was backstage and somebody said so many minutes. They said you know the Beatles performed on the stage

It's all great. I want to get you that copy and I went and then I saw

A letterman's mug and I watched him so much and I was doing that triggered you

It triggered me and I went and I got fucking almost debilitated. I was so fucking nervous

Yeah, when I was four and a half minutes which is even worse if you have like an hour you can yeah four and a half you got to hit

You got to get your beak wet dude, and I think I'm comfortable hit the camera there

Then turn do this one if you can and then you're like fuck I bet the only time I've ever felt that and stand up is

I grew up my mom was the biggest Robin Williams fan. She loved Robin Williams

And I was playing cobs for the first time not with you by myself

And my mom uh text me a picture that I drew of Robin Williams

And she's like you know that was Robin Williams home club

Literally like 20 minutes for I went and then I was like oh fuck Robin Williams here

I didn't think about it. Yeah, you know you weren't doing club. You're just going going going

And then when he stopped smell the roses and I talked to the GM my kid. This was Robin Williams club

He's a cabin he's here hearing punchline like this was his shit