Feminist Forced To Name 100 Men - H3 After Dark #97

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1:01And I received one. Mm-hmm. Same. Feel pretty lucky about that. Pretty VIP of us. Yeah. It's like it's like pretty cool working here. And we get Teddy fresh. I got my all you're wearing the triangle. Yeah. What are you wearing the Cogor triangle? Wait, what are you are you wearing a one Z? What? A one Z? I have a one Z on what do you have on looks like a triangle? Oh, you thought I was wearing a one Z? Yeah, like over black shirt. That'd be crazy. Crazy. He's a T shirt. He was like holding it up like this and it had like a never mind. There was a visual some artifacting occurring. But you know, you're wearing the triangle. You're wearing the green Cogor triangle that the Kroge the Kroge the Kroge Kroge Kroge emoji person was wearing the triangle. Yeah, do you have it in green as well? Oh, that's not green. That's black. This is black. Mm-hmm. It's so hard being a man.

2:01Because you know, we're more likely to be color blind or something. I heard this is true. I have a theory, but you're not going to like it. Why wouldn't I like it? I love theories. I love game theories because I have a theory. That some men, not most men, some men who are some men who are some men who say they are color blind. It is an example of, oh my god, what is it called? Weaponized incompetence. They could just say, I'm color blind. I don't know. So they don't have to like help their partner pick out colors for things or dress themselves or things like that. I but I also know every every couple that I know. I know every couple that I know. Most of the men are color blind and the wives are so mad that they don't have their men there to help them choose the color.

3:04They'd be like, this would be so much better and easier if a guy was here to help me choose the kitchen cabinet color. You know, if anything, a guy that a guy would be problematic. If he was dead set, if he was me, if I got married like eight years ago, I'd be like green camouflage cabinets, gold handles. It'll grow green green green. It'll be like no limit soldier master P type shit. Got you. So you're saying it's actually beneficial. That's so many men are color blind. You don't know that they don't have a good. No, men, that's just a waste of weaponized incompetence as a master of weaponized incompetence. Why would you waste it on something like that? You know, that's it. That's it. Like put your friends. They put the dishes in wrong. Oh, I am sure they're doing that too.

4:05Oh, you don't get all of them though. You have to pick and choose because then at a certain point, you're just a complete buffoon. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's true. And then there's a lot of ones. A lot of ones you have to step up. You're like, I wasted XYZ. I have to do ABC. Right. I acted like a child over this. So now I need to make the best. It's not all you know, but there are things like, for example, I like to make a joke about the dishwasher. Yeah. But I have just like really one rule. Knives in upside down, fit this shit in however you want. As long as it closes and it's washed, we're good. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, and I will say I make a lot of jokes about men, you know, and weaponized incompetence. But of the two people in my relationship, I'm the dude in that sense. Yes. I'm the one that's like, oh, it's too hard. I don't know how to do it. You know, hey, we know this is so competent and she's so good at shit.

5:08And I'm just like every time I see that's something like, wow, men are trash. And then I'm like, oh, God. I'm trash. So I do have some introspection as well. And I got a lot, I got a lot of this stuff when I, when I saw I would get things on the algorithm. And be like, oh, look at this buffoon. And be reading the comments and see a similar example of buffoonery to the one that I'm like, look at this buffoon. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, the algorithm found me. And what is an algorithm, but a mirror? A mirror buffoonery? Yes. I know. I watch it. I'm like, shit. But you know, I like, I like some stuff. I like some things that that I always see. I watch on Tik Tok. I'll see a, some man mad that he's at Costco with his wife. Oh, yeah. I hear that.

6:08And they're like, go ahead. He's like, this bitch. And it's like, I like going to Costco. The Costco is the shit. And you know what I mean? But when you, if you're boomer, boomer man coded enough, and I think they're swaying the scale a lot there. Well, actually, I shouldn't, I shouldn't harp on boomer men because boomer men will use weaponized thing comp. No, they're legit and competent with certain things, but then they'll build a deck. They'll build a deck. Yeah. And I don't, I can't build a deck, you know what I mean? It might not be up to code, but they'll build it. Yeah. It'll last. It'll last though. Yeah. For sure. No, yeah. They have some competets. But then, you know, they'll blood paint chips as children has caught up with them. We're better. It's more real that I think it popped up on my feet, but Kate, you liked it where it was like, type of shit dads tell you like early Saturday mornings, like, all right, get out of bed. We're moving the, we're moving the driveway six inches to the right. Yep. That was absolutely my dad. He would.

7:08Your mom wants the roof slanted five degrees more. So we're going to do that right now. Yeah, get up right now. My dad would during the summer and on the weekends, if it was like seven o'clock and we weren't out of bed, he was slamming the vacuum into our doors, vacuuming all in. And then I was on like the bottom floor. And if it got to like nine or 10 o'clock, he would take the fucking hose and would just be hosing my windows. So you're. Well, I mean, that's more my mom aggressive king, a man vacuuming back in the 19. Oh, yeah, or whatever. Oh, fuck you. Oh, but yeah, that's my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom would do stuff like that. Like just be so loud cleaning like open the windows in the winter. Oh, yeah, like I'm like open all the windows and turn on all the lights and start vacuuming. Yeah.

8:08Oh, coming in your room, the sound of the light turning on. Why was it so loud? Just the light, but like the switch was so loud slamming your drawers looking through shit. I got my dad didn't have that. If he might have that did that to me, my brother sister, we'd like we would have. We would have fun killed him. Don't don't. Well, you guys were talking. My mom has her big bump. Yeah, but still doesn't matter. I'm on had much more power. Well, she's insane. We love that about her. Yeah, her and three sisters. They're all nuts. Sisters. Sisters can be fucking great. Come sisters, we fly. Yeah, it's almost time. Dude, we're getting practical magic too. I'm so excited. It's probably going to be horrible, but I can't wait to watch it. What was that again? Million times. Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, there's which sisters. Oh, yeah, they have the other kids are. I didn't tell you you can't have a man or something.

9:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't like all the Owen sisters. Husbands or loves die terrible deaths. And so it can be the curse. We don't know. Tune in to the 1990s to find out. But yeah, we're getting a we're getting a second one and I can't wait. Did you fuck with the craft? What a stupid question. You know, yeah, what a stupid fucking question. All the boys and girls fucked with the craft. Oh my God, every October, it's practical magic, the craft, or like the two movies I have to watch. Hocus Pocus 2. But if I skip focus, focus, that's fine. Gotta watch, gotta watch the craft, gotta watch practical magic. Would you be hyped if like in real life someone hits you up the coolest, coolest girl from Duncan, you know, and she was like, yo, we're witches and you're here. Who wants you to be part of the team? Harley, I had a covenant. You had one.

10:13But what so then what if your covenant was approached? What if your covenant was approached and you being the leader? The alpha witch. If they were like, you we want you guys as part of the secret society of sick ass witches. Dude, that'd be fucking amazing. You'd be all over it? Yeah. And then like you're hyped and you're all hyped and they're like, oh, and you could bring your wife. And like so your hype about it and, uh, wait, what's the downside here? Something's gonna happen. There's a twist coming. You get there to the secret society and it's so sick and everything's so chill. Everyone's leaning out with their being out. And, um, they're like quiet. The grand sorcerer, uh, power, the dark sorcerer is arriving. And we must listen to him speak. How does the point of we. Why a man is here. Oh, yeah, I burn that fucking. I'm coming to the ground.

11:15Oh my god. Yeah, I've, um, and you were like, are you serious? We listen to this guy and they're like, huh? Nope. It's over. What if they were like, you can't. I'm gonna splinter that day. Give him a shot. Give me a shot. He's a good guy. We all felt the same way. And then he takes off his hood and it's Bill Gates. Listen, I hear you. I know, just given like five minutes, he's like an incredible warlock. You're like already wearing the pointy hat the pointy bent hat like you got to listen Speaking of list got me one of those. I don't know where it is. I gotta find it She got me a witch hat. It's very cute But yeah, I did I had a Some of my Work friends shout out for a couple years and I still do solstice every Every year I have a big solstice party. So I've been doing what you shit What was that you said work friends and you made elves with your hands?

12:17Oh, that was for the lids. That was for the lids. Okay, just acknowledging you Cuz we love to talk over each other So I have to name men today I Dude, I have more than 10 I have so cool. That's what I'm asking next. I have 11 and I have honorable mentions Okay, okay, I love it. I have 11 I have 11 and a half Danny DeVito you'll see why I have so we're getting we're getting 20 20 short guys I have like 11 and a half and then I have a solid list of honor. Maybe dopey grumpy Yeah, that's me you're not gonna be So we have that to do I did have a couple of list

13:17Runa list I'm just doing the joke. I need to I'm gonna go as long as my voice can go Sounds worse like sounds like 50% worse Okay, so I had a question because I thought this was funny But now you guys have made me so cynical that I immediately thought that it was AI It is don't even show me it is All right, it's at the red bull event I will say the the description of the real makes me lean more AI, but I also this is a very Real this is a racist no, I'm just saying like I you're calling an Asian person racist Well, because what about the description makes you think it's not real just all the Asians I know are racist No, just in a lot of the brain rot

14:18Reels I've seen this is the description that they put in it. That's all I'm saying. Oh the this slide is out of control No, the the Mandarin in the description. What David? Thank you Exactly, don't yell Kate David don't do this hers. She's her throat's not good You're right. You probably just shorten the whole episode by 10 minutes with that shit dang it Okay, so tell me if this is real because it made me fucking dilapid Look at this big boy Do you think that's real? I Want this to be real his hang time is crazy The hang time is very high, but it is the steepest That's so good. It's amazing. It's the Of the ramps there Wait, you so you know where this is I mean, there's multiple. I know there's one like in Mexico But I know there's more I would never do this

15:20Let me see this guy showing the phone on the zoom out if he's still doing this with the same person You want to see the guy down here? I think it's real You think it's real me too. I think so because he's like panic so I'm gonna wait out. I just love it dude Also, that's a great we I like seeing the other person that's like flailing that fucked it up in Play it one more time. There's one dude that like completely fucked it up and yeah, like down here, right? Yeah, you just Play a lot. Yeah And this guy went he went on his tummy so he went straight up Being held it for a minute the water slide is the place to be you're gonna fucking cook all the way down Oh, yeah, you just got to make sure no one's in front of you Yeah, I don't I don't I don't do the water slides and everyone's in this flash. Why I pick up too much speed The rate is pick up way too much speed fucking love water slides so fun

16:26So you just don't do with your medium t-shirt So you just why? He loves the water slides that probably with his medium t-shirt. You doesn't know what it's like my back surprisingly It's not hairy at all. Oh, I pick up on this. It's like it's getting on those magic carpets on the snow That was just like a sheet of plastic kind of like that filled in You're like a porpoise going down the slide. It's fucked giant porpoise. I love that wait They want a pole for whether it's AI or not They probably want to pull the bounce on they said y'all are nuts. He went head first What why is that bad? I mean is that why it's crazy? Wait, he did he did go ahead first, didn't he? Is that does that mean it's a that's how you get out the way he did that you have to go I think if to go on your tummy Dude if you go on your back you're gonna fucking whack your head on the slide Like that guy you can go I think you can go I think it's angled that you're gonna get away from the slide

17:28I'm just I'm hoping that it's designed in such a manner But I do see like Maybe the sides like are we I see that there's also like separations between the slides it looks looks real I mean, I would assume that all the technology would have improved Yeah, I see it. I'm gonna go your center link to the place frenzy what the fuck? But you you have to go down with your with your your head first so that you come out in the way that he did where he was like standing Yeah Yeah, see look It's real guys But maybe people think that's a guy way too high that's a But it won't let me click this which is annoying. It's a real play. I've seen Dude so many videos of no, I mean AI designed this website. This is such a fucking French website That mask on is a video terrifying to there's a video you click on it. It just refreshes the page There's nothing here French websites are so fucking bad. I'm I'm furious about these French websites

18:36uh So annoying And see what that box I wonder where it is in France Oh, they sent another Another thing Golly scolly sent another oh okay Sorry, I was just about right called my brain turned off It's called the what their jump what their jump it's the what their jump I'm definitely gonna follow this page Oh god you fucking idiots Wow Do that is so dumb Oh my god This is why men die first men men men men stopkey don't hurt yourself stop

19:41Look what I put in the chat there Bam what a fucking idiot Uh In our in our in our power here. Yeah Super aqua club. Oh, this is your place Well one one of them Super aqua club Club Dude, I love a wave pool I love a wave pool. That's all I do the only thing I hit here. I've been here in a long time is I hit the the whirlwind Okay, yeah, maybe the wave pool I hit the many kui gone Sequasah It's the lazy river. Ah That's I love a lazy river. I love a lazy river Let's see the whirlwinds. Let though you get flushed down the toilet say this Have you seen the flushed down the toilet At the water park and Disney World where it's an actual like huge wave that just

20:41destroys people Where I think I saw something like that though is that I was like is it say I there's a big ass wave at a wave pool and it looked too crazy Are you telling me that's real it is a real I've been there as you just get one wave and you're dead And then you go on with your life Pretty much. It's like every 15 minutes you just get destroyed. Oh my god Wait, I don't see the lazy river where is it you have to you have to go to seems to have her seems to have her water slides Where's that? All right Wait, but it's not here and this is no this is super aqua club. Oh says it's a different club. Yeah Got everything is so Catholic and fucking they got clips though also That Water slides. There's so many says so uh oh So they do water park in the summer skiing in the winter. Yeah, I like the trails end up being like tubing

21:44Oh, that's pretty sick Don't worry through those those things were it was awesome. Yeah Okay, I want to see your lazy river, please. I just want to slide details Le Mande Kurega I sent a link to the one in Disney World at a it's typhoon lagoon You know I don't like that name Yeah, where did where did your name come from I haven't seen that I called the many kooa gun The magic yeah, it's uh The Frisson I don't like that either they switched it up probably got new owners probably got new Jewish owners Fucking whoa fucking what I'm just trying to riff Just trying to riff what are you riffing in an Xbox uh Life party playing modern warfare too What do they call it like the waiting room the jews shit there the lobby

22:48Yeah, I've been I've been fucking Couple fucking Gentlemen probably bought it. Oh my god Well, that looks fun. Why do we this is like the fifth episode in a row where we end up down a water park We did the links we look at the links I sent and then golly is sent the links to the um survival park in China Hmm. Oh, is that the one with the big way like the blow up whale that someone had Uh, no, so that's the blow up whale is the the one in Disney World. That's so funny That one's so funny. So that's that's a real wave pool at Disney World. Okay, so that no This is this is the survival park in China. All right POV you can experience all kinds of disasters in China Just don't play the other. Yep. Oh my god. This is horrible I did so at first I didn't know what what he was talking about I did see some of these videos where you just experience like a hurricane and a flash flood

23:51You have to try and escape Like this is terrifying She's she's fighting for life I'm happy for them Oh, I mean hey, they paid for it. That's what they wanted to do right. Yeah, this is bizarre That's bizarre. I mean there's stuff that we do that similar right like the Aspart in games where you're like crawling through the mud and shit, but like yeah, but I'm done that this is a disaster Is wild That's wild all right, and then it's also like we built this huge place for this Because Like like they had the water flowing through that that that trail thing there. Yeah, do you think maybe maybe like or maybe it's like from the Olympics No, this is a because this is just an experience that people want well No, I know, but I was thinking maybe they had created this building for the Olympics. Oh, oh, oh

24:53This looks like oh like they utilize the Maybe I don't know It's trying to though they can build that ship All right, this one is I'm out of natural disaster. Okay, this is another natural disaster park I think it's the same place All right, oh my god, they just have music. I try to sit on an office chair Fuck oh, they just give you props That's fucking crazy. All right, what do I feel like that so you get your tooth knocked out? Okay, this is yeah for sure you find something that's like whenever help we're not helping you if anything's happening We're helping you here. There's a waiver. There's a very long waiver. I feel Oh my god, all right, so this is typhoon lagoon. Yeah This is a water bottle. Yes, I think this one you can Okay, who took these Disney Worldways the best. Okay Jesus Christ You're gonna pop right out of that thing

25:56He's too skinny he's going Yep The other link I sent to the um The whale is the best one though that one you can't play audio But just mowing over people I love it so much and I've seen like multiple POVs of it Oh, it's so good. I thought it wasn't China for some reason. No, that's Florida. It's like super crowded the China Yeah, wait, what did we call Israel last time? Calaway. No, Calaway is We do we do is really yeah, I got I got a quantum driver You got one they're unclear. This is this is so fucked up. This is one that I think I thought was AI When I saw it. Yeah, it's a running people over I know I was like this could it looks great Also, I was right. It is China Bingbong That's in China. That's that's that yeah, yeah, that hits weird up right after okay. I always say Bingbong

27:02I will say I looked up wave pool Disney World and this is the first video that popped up So I thought it was the same place, but it's the same color Because I've seen it I don't know if it was here But in a it somewhere and it was much more crowded and chaotic, but this is so fucking I love it. I love it Hey, I had the shout out. I Snow way I'm just like my dude park Dude shout out action park dude. Have you guys both seen it? Class action park We watched it with you at the office You remember anything I love that I love that. That's like very so much. Yeah, it's great I was like I want to go back in time and work at action park you would That was in percent have worked at action park 100,000 percent you would have broken everything in your body For some free coke Action park fucking and it was just coked out fucking Walter guys I need to watch it again. I definitely would give him a hundred dollars to go down the

28:08the full group slide And about broken teeth Yeah, they sent the dummies through it like they had pops off and to it like the leg pops up You know, 100 bucks They need to make like a real movie about that. That would be so fucking funny Um, okay. Oh, the much men would it be starring Hmm I want to say I would like to just No, just get some unknowns in there. Oh You know what I mean I feel like that's how you gotta do it. I don't know from Hollywood. Oh, central casting. Oh, they speak English Why would they not speak English? I don't know. It's you could do whatever you want. It's make believe land We're making up everything as we go along. That is true That is very true. No, I think that would be great. It could be like starring Timothy Chalamay Shut the fuck up and Tom Holland and who else are we sick of

29:10Robert Pattinson Not sick of Robert Pattinson. We are not sick of Robert Pattinson. We're just getting started with him We're just getting started and we even get to Batman too. He'll be the crazy He's got four more years in the East Somehow he'll be a crazy owner Glad you're hearing yourself, you know what I mean You're finally hearing yourself Oh, here's the update on the Callaway Good Good Story. Well first of all he Yeah, the Israel ball the heads of marketing at Callaway and Good Good are both fucking done both done and Matt Kendrick the guy who was like in my opinion drunk texting on Twitter when everything was happening in the middle of the night He's he has stepped down Which means he probably got a nice package to Just shove off

30:10Maybe he got fired we don't know There's a lot of forced resignations in the world of corporate America. So that's probably what look at that guy Good yeah He's got an alcohol problem if I had to guess Yeah and a gambling problem too. What do you do after that? He got all this golf money You know, yeah, he's probably gonna gamble. He's probably gonna become like a professional gambler Having my guess. What else do you do? Start another golf company Start streaming on kick with steak Yeah, probably You're probably right maybe you'll start doing pedophile hunting No, you do that later. Oh, that's later. Okay, you have to succeed at the other ones first Or fail Yeah, but everyone has to watch you fail though. Yeah, yeah, we need to like go through the motion So then when you get to pedophile hunting we're like, hmm. Okay

31:11We'll allow it it makes sense. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I think you're right about that Um, oh you want me to David wants me to show Tesla's robo taxi Well, it was just a funny you got fired for that. Freak is that what Can't believe he can't believe he doesn't have his company anymore now You know this guy good good because of that video. Yeah, he never even saw the video That's right. That's so he says I'd be so pissed That's what happens man Unless like you got to get like you got to get something that's so good that you're like fine I'm not gonna do anything crazy. Oh, yeah, for sure He got a golden gag on his way out easily But I mean that's what happens and this is like none of these people end up Like ruining their lives by doing the shit they get plenty of money Trust and believe that This episode is brought to you by tic-tac

32:11Lace up and get your game on because the tic-tac lineup just got a new teammate Dr. Pepper tic-tac this new double threat puts two of your favorite flavors into one box of minced and when two iconic flavors come together The result can only be iconic Corbyg try Dr. Pepper tic-tac today Okay, what's this what's this robo taxi um so it is uh I'm not I didn't put it in the talk to support it um there was just a very funny video that they posted When releasing us so they they just launched this robo taxi, which is like similar to Waymo where it's it's a Driver-less car that drives you around and it's all AI and They were releasing videos on how to ride in it and call it and they wanted to post a video highlighting How accessible it is for all types of people and they made a slight error in the video

33:14Uh, and I thought it was very funny someone pointed it out on twitter so I'm not gonna take the I can't take credit for it But it is very funny Go down to the video. No, no, this is uh That's afterwards, but go back to the website Okay Okay, and you scroll down to where there's like a part that's his accessibility Oh, how god there's a guy pulling up in a in a wheelchair, right? And they're talking about how it's accessible to everyone sure and then No, I don't see a problem with this David. He's putting his own wheelchair into the car But there's braille David what there's braille and they're trying to point out it's accessible like yeah It has a trunk like all other cars How many CEOs aren't watching their commercials before they go out? There's enough room There's enough room for you and your crutches like what like a car Do you have a dog it can come in with you in the back seat wow But just

34:18Real chair into the car Dude cybercat cares people He doesn't need a wheelchair anymore. Oh my god. Should we do a poll? Is this AI guys? That is so stupid. Yeah, this is AI Humans wouldn't have done that the whole video is AI why the fuck would they? They why humans would have been like oh We he should have a second person all they had to do was have a second person with him right like you said yeah You I don't ever want to get in one of these do-do colored bullshit things I already have my experience with Leimo never again. Oh, you didn't like your way mo I think that car looks I think that car looks stuck now Yeah, sick like puke Do I like that gold one? I don't like that that gold one but look at that one that one this is the one that's in the AI video Because it's not they wouldn't look like that. I just don't think it would look like that You if it looked exactly like that I'd be like dude. We're in the future. Do you want to go in my future car?

35:19I don't see like there's no way it runs on wise time. Yeah, there's no anything that really says it's accessible right? No, it's just a fucking car that has a backpack and And they add braille to the to the door handle But there's this is the way out if you don't know how a car is shaped You've been blind your whole life and you don't know how car you go. How do I get out of here? Oh Like a mine all of a sudden Suddenly you're miming Okay, so more accessible to get into the bigger ones is probably easier for someone with a wheelchair to get in then This is just a normal car. This is a sedan Just like gold with gold gold tire wheels Just don't say Uh the other link I posted was just some douche who runs like a Tesla fan account on Twitter Oh, right. Just the worst thing ever

36:19Awesome. Here I come. He's posting a video in an uber with a cyber cab hat the video is kind of irrelevant It's just him sitting in the back of an uber. It's what he writes. That's like Do we see his face? Oh, we want to read it. Okay. All right, David. Will you please read it? Uh, it's hard for me to read. Let me let me pull it up on my screen Okay Am I douchebag voice? Oh, someone says okay someone says I have pots and I can technically walk around But I have been offered a wheelchair many times. I would use one like the way they are showing. Okay fair enough Fair enough fair. I think it was just the visually It's a bit shocking. Why do so many people have pots now? Is it a side effect from COVID? What? Pots It's like this is like this disorder that uh, I think your blood pressure is really low and like when you stand up You get really really dizzy as long as you just get dizzy during the day and you have to sit down or use a wheelchair

37:23Or a cane or whatever and I just feel like so many people have it now. It's crazy If you stand up and get dizzy But it's no, it's more sustained than that. It's like it's something to do with like your heartbeat What is it called? It's something orthostatic. I know like multiple people who have it Yeah, it's a disorder of the autonomic nervous system where standing up causes and abnormally rapid increase in heart rate leading to zizziness fatigue and other symptoms Yeah, because your blood it says your blood pools in your lower body And then your heart tries to like speed up To compensate and you're and you're you're thinking people got this from the vaccine. No, not from the vaccine very interesting Not from the vaccine Not at all, but shit happened with people's blood from getting COVID Like people's blood like thick-end and shit Yeah, people are saying it's some people at it um say it's post-COVID-related Crazy the one person I know who has it was born with it

38:26Interesting Yeah, I mean, I guess it can come in different ways someone said post-COVID-related brought on by gastric bypass Don't get me fucking started on gastric bypass Don't get me fucking started My buddy's dad beat that He did everybody I know beat that everybody I know got one It's that again That's it is how we're full That's just how we're full but then you're friends and it's two friends and they kept They like they were like off The their timing was off they were both fat and then one was fat and then one stop being fat and so he gave Uh his buddy all his fat guy clothes Okay, but then that guy got skinny. Well the other buddy got fat again He like gave the clothes back And then I might go bring him back Yeah, we love that I love that. That's really sweet Sisterhood of the fat cap sisterhood of the fat pit of the fat clothes

39:29Oh, yeah, everyone I know ate through it And then your fat again and you still can't absorb vitamins It's a crazy life no judgment it works for some people I have just seen in my extreme personal life The people in my family That it has adverse side effects Um, all right, let me do my men so that me Excuse me, uh for starters, we there's um Sorry to interrupt. I know I have a huge issue with interrupting apparently um According to who you didn't listen to show you didn't listen to the show someone call it in and goes I love David, but he interrupts Somebody said that I'm pretty sure they were joking. I was making a joke Okay, okay, but I was with the voice changer. I wanted to read this douchey tweet and then we have to do our ad read Oh my god, it's already time for our ad read. I know

40:31Okay, yeah, so this is from at Tesla Kenomics do it nice and douchey I'm in in uber right now heading to the airport to fly to Austin for Tesla's cyber cab launch uh And the guy driving me has no idea. I'm flying to an event for a car that will make his job obsolete overnight Ew It's just the truth There's no need for anyone to ride an uber once cybercabs are flooded around the US cheaper safer cooler consistent no tipping no awkward driver interactions no cancellations and available 24 seven I'm sitting inside the transportation model of today On my way to see the transportation model of tomorrow Austin here I come And if he just wrote come see you I'm at the end. I would have been a fan

41:35I would have bought his flame thrower if he made one. Yeah, you would have got anything from him But this is um This is uh It has to be purposeful strategy maneuver Say more about that Well, it just we're talking about it. It's that move, but just you see now how where the bar is And how some people some people are just like you know, I like to make a lot of jokes about AI But many people are going to be affected by it and there's going to be Many people that blues because of it existing. Yeah, um there will be I assume few people that win And um, it's a thing that's going to happen and just some people are You know, they want to believe they'll be like oh You got you get left you get left behind then right you get left behind so sorry You're gonna get left in the dust and if you just take that mentality and just Trumpify it and apply it to some CEO like this you'd be like

42:36Skies driving me someplace. He doesn't even know I have I have his future in my pocket And I'm about to eat it for lunch, but whatever he said and what I said is cooler than what he said by the way It's inevitable. It's inevitable So he's just this man's gonna be out of a job. I'm just saying the truth It's like right like what a what a piece of shit you have to be to have a moment with that And even if your brain was that broken to think like that to to share it with everyone because I'm sure There's there. I'm sure a lot of people are like please suck But there's a lot of people like yeah, man. I hate tipping these these Uber drivers Yes, I hate talking to them. You know, I I think that we as humans need more awkward interactions with each other like yes I saw a thing I saw a thing from a therapist on Instagram that I follow and she said You're not Anti-social you're out of practice or you're not like the reason you dread

43:38Even going to see your friends. It's not because you need more time to recharge It's because you have stopped doing it And I think that's so fucking true like you're not used to Going out and socializing and talking to people Because fucking COVID happened and we're still dealing with like the social Impact of that and I am absolutely guilty of that I've just been like I don't want to do it. It's gonna be too much work to go out. It's like That is a part of being human Is how do you want things interactions? I I agree with that living a living in parvar park She's lorda Big shout out a lot a lot I had a lot of interactions With people just the way the way people exist there in that area. Yeah, you know you'd go into the into target and Two people would speak to you Do you know what I mean like two people and it's like every time and I could even say like there've been times There'd be more than two people have spoken to me just going like in a complex from like target to

44:43you know The Poio tropical Like this is you have interactions with people in the parking lot and stuff people people out there Speak more and also I think it's something to do in my because I thought about it ball It was happening. I was like oh, this is interesting people here are very friends and away or just social and What I thought about it was because I was comparing it to back home Months of the year in Montreal you're not talking. It's cold So you're literally bundled and the interactions only happen inside And you know when you you have like a hat on or whatever and all this stuff It's kind of harder to hear sounds are muffled Yeah, I was just like in my head just trying to make sense of it in a way I'm like although I'm sure the weather makes a difference But yeah, no England is the same like we are we are a cold people in like every sense, you know Like my wife's from the Midwest and she was like oh, we should go over and meet our new neighbors

45:46I was like why why should we do that? You know, and like so I have gotten into the groove of just like not Not wanting to put in the effort with like real human people and I mean I grew up thinking that leaving people alone was polite Right like I think that's just a New England thing of like no your neighbor doesn't want to fucking hear from you. They're in their home. They want peace and quiet but I don't hate being places where they're more social like so we were We were in a fucking wall in Pennsylvania Multiple talk to us shout the fuck out. I love while I was shot at while I used to get fucking cough the first thing in the morning, Uber Eats delivered at Pervert Park. They're pre-made iced coffee that you can just get out of the thing is perfection. It's fucking perfection. And it's always ready to go. They're ready to go right now. Yes, no, you just go up and pour yourself like a soda. Get me a cream and sugar and it's perfect.

46:47But like every time that my wife and I have been in there, like on a road trip, they we have had conversations with multiple people. Like, hey, what do you put in your coffee? Like or help someone help us or yeah, exactly. That's the type of interactions I'm talking about that they don't really happen around here. They don't have them here either. No one wants to talk to each other. There's a big also where I'm at. There's a couple language things happening. Maybe someone is from somewhere and they're learning French or they're from somewhere and they're learning English and French. So it adds that. But I determined with one of my neighbors that he was worthy of me coming over and introducing myself. Yeah, because there is an element when when I go somewhere and like maybe there's few people or who knows what there's just there's an element of like

47:49I'm a very large guy. Yeah. And I want to let people know like I'm not like a scary large guy. Yeah, you're a safe guy. But I'm mad sick and locked in and chill and funny. Oh, yeah. So I went over and I could I could tell my neighbors from the way they move there from elsewhere. And I went over and I was like, what's up? I'm Harley. That guy I had drinking out of the garbage can. That's my buddy Amir. He lives like five minutes away. He's cool. He'll ride his bike over here. And I was like, you know, not all of you can can live in this house at the same time, by the way. Now I'm kidding. I didn't say that. You're like, you're like making like making count. So you all live here because I see like four vans sometimes. And that's a lot of families. Can I get names and ages, please? You know, not you can't have all these families in one house. I told you when I have the mustache, I get I get way more kudos around the whole around the whole neighborhood.

48:57Oh, that's right. Yeah. They love the mustache. Yeah. Which who? All right. Which ethnicity likes the mustache and trusts it more? I think you said it was a specific ethnicities, right? Do you have that Tamara sound bite? Oh, it's is it Indian people? Yeah. They like the love it. They respond well to it. South Asian people, I believe. Yeah, they they vibe with it. Yeah, exactly. I was like, we need covers a couple of couple of places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the stuff. Yeah, they they fuck with it. When other one I'm when I'm around there, you know, it is what it is. But it just so happens when I have a mustache, there's a much higher rate of being called boss. Oh, I love that. Yeah, the rate that I get called boss, when I don't have a mustache, I'm using it on your own boss. Wait, say that again. When I don't have the mustache, you call them boss. I'll call them boss. Nice. I didn't realize the fuck with that for the most part. They love boss. Okay. I haven't come across. I haven't come across a guy.

49:57This is crazy. I haven't come across a guy who looks like he's from India that doesn't love being called boss. Interesting. I call me boss. Well, you live in a much a very diverse city, so you have a lot of contact with a lot of different people. We love that. There's a lot of Montreal's. Montreal's got people. I got to visit it. If you went to that place, I always talk about stereo. If you went there, you went to the smoking section. Yeah, it's literally insane. All the languages you hear. That's cool. That's just because that's the type of place where you don't have to speak there. You go by a ticket, you walk and you get the bit. So it doesn't let you don't need. You can't even order anything. You don't need to speak any language. You could just go there. You're just in, right? And then someone people are outside smoking cigarettes and that's bought. Like it's crazy. The languages that are going going off there. Just blind in the smoke in section. I love that. I was just going to add one more thing about interactions before we like are so late on our ad.

50:57But I was going to say, being in LA. It's like, it kind of makes you hate interactions and anxious because I feel like everyone is like LA is a chiller place, but I feel like everyone's in a rush. And so going to trade our joes and having an actual interaction with people is anxiety inducing. And I feel like when I visit other places, not in LA and everyone just chatting and taking like a five minute conversation every single time, I feel like I'm behind that I need to do. Yeah, I have that too. I definitely have that too. I'm sure I'm going to get the fuck on. That's what I like. It's a big time like that. It's doing good. I mean, it's and then big cities, I think it's just like get with it. If you're like slowing down purchases, that's fucking annoying. Yeah, because then you're like holding up other people too. Yeah, but like, I will say the stereotype of trader joes is very true. And like, I'm not a grumpy person. Like I love interacting with people, but something about trader joes.

52:01It like I pick out the person that I know I'm not going to have like they're not going to talk to me that much. And it's still like every single time. So Jenny and I love making pizza at home. And every single time I grab pizza dough and stuff, they're like, you making pizza? I'm like, no, I'm building a fucking bomb. What the fuck is that? Yeah, I'm just a false off trader joes. Trader joes people are like, especially chatty. I think they're supposed to be. What do you say when he asks that? I'm like, yeah, going to be a good one. I got. Yeah, I don't know. You got to be like, you got to be like, I don't know. Got any suggestions? Yeah. Hey, what are you doing? Hold on, let me get my notes out. Are you all white and guy? I was thinking we can make a big taco with it folded up into a taco inside with the dough. You like that? Yeah. Fuck it. Or dessert pizza. What do we want to do, guy? There's another time where it's just a wine tree. You got on that. Don't tell me they make you pay for that. Just to be worse, just be worse to them. Exactly.

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59:28The result can only be iconic. Score big, try Dr. Pepper take tack today. Uh, and now I need to talk about men. Are we ready? Sorry. You're stalling waiting for some act of God to cut the power. No, I'm not. I'm not. OK, now there's a man I enjoy. So I haven't been I haven't been stalling. I just, it's been, it's been, it's probably been a couple of weeks since we talked about this. I don't remember what prompted it, but here we are. I am going to name my top 11 hetero men because guys, I could not narrow it down. I couldn't narrow it down. And there are also a lot more that I will also share with you as honorable mentions. All right, let me do my own. Thank you. That was fast.

1:00:29Who did that? Who gave you that? I was giving you two minutes after you said it. Bye. Was it Dej? It was a, it's woofie, of course. Shout out woofie. One of Dej's dozen. Okay. Now, of course, there's a disclaimer. I have made this list in good faith. I'll be it under duress. This is not a list I intended on making ever in my life, but we're here. I have limited it to heterosexual men as I promised because I could have made a list of 10 drag queens and called it a day. But we all know that's not what people want. And also all men on this list are alive because I was also starting like a dead man list with like Shakespeare on it. But that's like a whole other thing. And you know he did fucked up shit and we're not. Yeah, well, that's that brings us to the third paragraph of my disclaimer.

1:01:30I do not cosine any of these men now are in the future. That's why it doesn't say these are my favorite men because I don't are going to cut this part out. I don't give a fuck. Your ops are going to cut this part out. Dude, my ops be cut. Uh, yeah, that's wrong. They're going to throw net and y'all. Number one for Kate. Number one and put me out who you're in. Come on, you. Pretty good. So someone needs to, someone needs to draw that. You see that music video that drops where he's singing in the, in the video. No, he's singing in a music video. God, I, I saw some posts that I were like official posts that I was like, what's going on? Fuck is going on here. I have not seen it. It literally felt like we are the world. Okay. Anyway, as I said, I do not coast sign any of these men now are in the future. If they do something fucked up or if they've done something fucked up that I didn't know about.

1:02:32It really only serves to reinforce my world view. So there's no downside. Uh, and enjoy. All right. Like I said, I couldn't narrow it down to 10. So we have like 11 and a half. Number 11 is Johnny Knoxville. Now there's a man I enjoy. Thank you. Jackass is like so central to my humor and things that bring me joy. As you guys know, I love watching man get hurt people getting hurt in general. But specifically the Jackass guys entering themselves is like one of my purest joys in life. I think what he did with Jackass is revolutionary. I think he's fucking nuts and I love that. And he also gave the world a wee man. Who. Is that your half there? Yeah, open the door for me that I did not know I was going to walk through. We man walked so another man could run. Okay. I'll just say that he's probably got a nice package.

1:03:33We'll get to him later. Number 10 John like was a mo shout the fuck out. I love John like was a mo I love everything he does. The past you would love chef. I need to watch chef if he's in it. He is. The past was something my brother and I saw Mario brothers Romeo and Juliet. Mulan Rouge like the dude has range. I love him. The Odyssey. The Odyssey. He was great in the Odyssey. I hope he gets nominated for that. I don't know if he did. But my brother and sister and I used to rent the past like monthly from blockbuster. Maybe even more than that at one point. We watched it constantly. So yeah, John like was a mo number 10. Oh, and at the end of this I want you to tell me like yeah. If this list says if this list like you notice a pattern because I couldn't really notice a pattern.

1:04:34But maybe my top men says something about me and I would love you guys and chat to let me know. All right, flavor Flav is one of my favorite men and here's why. Flavor of love is hands down. Some of the best TV that has ever existed. It is the blueprint for incredible reality TV and Flav is a fucking natural. It gave us New York. Anything that put that gave that woman to us. The man behind it is a genius. He was great. I was surreal life too with Breedy Nielsen, right? So I love Flav. He also is like the biggest women sports fan. He's sponsored. He's now sponsored multiple women sports seems to go to the Olympics. Who couldn't afford to go. He is just like a huge advocate for women sports and we know that I love women sports.

1:05:38So shout out Flav of life. Okay. Now. This is the only pattern that I was able to discern. So I put them all on the same slide. I have a thing for for small Jewish men. I don't know what it is. Small smart, funny Jewish guys. Apparently I'm a huge fan of them. Ben Stiller was probably the first. You love Robert Goodman. Who's that? Some small Juano. He's just like a guy. He's not famous. No, he's like a carpet. He's a woodworker. He's a garbage man. Sick at it. Well, send me a pic. Let me see. Okay. Where's the top hat? Goes out to Hansen. Where's the top hat? What's that? And like Paisley Shurd. Okay. Okay. I'll see. You're losing me a little bit. Um, but I, I love all of these men.

1:06:38I don't know if it's because of their Jewishness that comes through in some way. But Seth Green was on my wall as a teenager when I thought I liked boys. Loved him in Buffy. Ben Feldman. I, I've loved everything that I've seen him in. Josh. You like women that look like that? I mean, yeah. All of these could, I could imagine. I could imagine. Especially these two. Well, they're like a Duncan making the sickest just running that shit. Yeah, like a like the fucking Navy. Yeah. No, I, I mean, Ben Siller, I think it's just so smart. Heavyweight again is like a favorite. A favorite movie of mine. So I've loved him since I was a kid. I am. I grew up on either of the fuckers. I was a kid, but I was a kid. I was, I was still a kid. Yes, meet the parents. I'm going to meet the parents. We grew up on the fuckers. I watched both, but like we rewatch the fuckers more. See, I'm I'm a meet the parents, girl Lee. And he's in like Walter Mitty.

1:07:38The secret life of Walter, Mitty that he did. That's like one of my favorite short stories. And so I love, I love the baby. Yes, I saw the first one of that. John Stewart. So funny. smart, not always like I don't always 100% agree with him, but he's so good in the moment in interviews and I wish I was as good at like countering people as he is. So yeah, it's probably going to be a tiny huge, but I love those of the tiny Jews I love. I've just collected them over time. Will Smith. Oh, he's cringe. Oh, he slapped someone. I don't care. Hey, hey, and this is a safe space. Thank you. You like the slap, eh? Yes. Oh, that was funny. You think I didn't think I didn't think a slap was funny. I actually like listen,

1:08:42listen, I mean, it was crazy. Not it was crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy. A wild time on the internet. And it was two men of equal stature, the same race except for physical, but yeah, but you know what I mean? Like it literally did come down. People like they checked it all and they're like, wait, oh, he's too big to do that to him. Yeah, that's what it was. Because I didn't see that out there. It was like look how much bigger he is, but also, yeah, it was, yeah, it was crazy for sure. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to attend. I was outraged. I just wasn't. I was like, shouldn't have done that. Sure. But like it hardly affected me, but people really, you know, I don't think people should go up and like beat up comedians. No, no, but every like had famous white woman was just like bringing their hands about it. I was like, shut the fuck up. This isn't literally nothing to do with us. You know what it did for me? I had bought the Will Smith bad boy skin and Fortnite. Okay. That's not coming back. That's true.

1:09:52Where it all the time? You got it now. You play Fortnite? No. Dude, I need to spot up. I played when it first came out for like a hot second. Yeah, looking nephew make you or something? Yeah, I think that's what it was. I think we got the PS 4 to play with our nephew, but he never wanted to play. So I played like twice. I could try it again. I've gotten better at gaming. I honestly, I just go in there. I buy skins and leave. It's problem. I like. Oh, the X X men are there. And then I buy an X men and leave. The problem is the skins are very cool. And it's hard to not go down a rabbit hole. And now they have pets and she now they have pets, which is worse. Because I got I had that my kept me. Jewels Winfield. Samuel Jackson's character from Pulp Fiction. And I played with that one for a while and then I went full brain rot when they brought back tongue tongue sahur. And on June 7th,

1:10:54they had the 6-7 emotes. So I'm like full brain rot in Fortnite. Oh, God. And it's awesome. I love it. You like that Kate that he tongue tongues the word and 6-7 on Juneteenth? I don't know literally what any of that one Juneteenth. Can you believe David did a tongue tongue sahur 6-7 on Juneteenth? He tongue tongues two pockets of four. Juneteenth. Yeah, David tongue two pockets of four on Juneteenth. But do you know what tongue tongue sahur is Kate? No. Oh, man, tongue to two pockets of four's bun. No, rest in peace to walk. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my God. After we're done with your list, look up tongue tongue and you'll understand. Okay, I probably won't remember to do that. Okay. I'll rudely interrupt you and I'll remind you. My brain is like, you know, you know how this with the lean and all that. Okay, so yeah, I don't care.

1:11:55I don't care about the controversy. I think him being cringe is fine. Summer time is without a doubt one of my favorite songs ever, especially in the summer, obviously. And French French Prince raised me. I was raised on that show. The French Prince of Beleaux. Shout out Uncle Phil. If James Avery was straight. If James Avery was straight, he would be on this list. But he's gay. Whoa, really? Mm-hmm. Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil and Carl from Family Matters, both gay. Really? Yep. Shout out. I think. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure they're both gay. Best TV dads. Anyway, will reminds me that to be cringe is to be free. So shout out. Noah Khan from Vermont, love, love Vermont. And he is only.

1:12:57Thought it was Jesus for a millisecond by the way. And I was like, whoa, I thought I was Mike from PA. Stop. Mike might be Mike from PA wishes. He's the only one who's the music I listen to regularly. I love it. And it's very New England. And also he pooped his pants on stage. And I just think that's the reason. I saw him. I saw him in SNL. He was a musical guest when I went. Season of the sticks. He has to get songs. His first album is incredible. I love his first album. I think it's for women that shit themselves in public. But that's that is actually true. Yeah, we have evidence. Unfortunately, who poop in public and then shake it out their leg and then try to kick it under a chair. And then it just smears. And me. Okay. That means good. 50 cent. I love him. Nice. All the songs. He's extremely petty, which is probably my favorite thing about him.

1:14:00He probably got his whole thing. That's probably true too. Did you do it? Did you do it? Yeah, his whole thing with Floyd Mayweather is one of the best things on the internet. And as a young white girl, my Volvo station wagon was named Chee Unit. I was always bump in 50 in my suburban neighborhood. My niece on stands. It was called the Stiggity. The Stiggity. That's cool. That's very cool. It was called G Unit because my last name, my maiden name starts with a G. So. Okay. Um, Boberdom. What is there to say? I mean, he's he's he's the first YouTuber. Yeah, he's talent. Make me so jealous. He's so fucking smart. Inside. It was amazing. Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. Oh, my God.

1:15:00It's on my list. Holy shit. I know. I need to see it. Honestly, it's probably so dated now because all of the crazy kids jokes were so specific to that time. Like it was like. It was a round game. And like all that stuff. It's still it's worth it like that. Like it's funny because like I'm sure. But it is. No, but it was really like a perfect like believable. People. But yeah, anyways, it was like a perfect screenshot of eighth graders at that exact time. Was that when you were in eighth grade? No, it was not when I was in eighth grade. He was in ninth grade. Thank you very much. Yeah, I just I saw him live. It was one of the very last shows he did in Providence, Rhode Island. Shout out. Oh, you're ruined. That's memorial. It was shout out the baller dash. It was the show where when he went on H3, he talked about having

1:16:02a panic attack on stage. I was at that show. Couldn't tell. And that's how incredible he is. Was that his second special? Yes. The one where he ends with the Pringle Can thing. The first one was the first one was what? What? That's where he says the apple. Yeah, make happy was the second one. And that I think that's the one that we were at. And it was so good. It was like one of the first dates I have with Liz. Incredible. And so just all of it is like wrapped up in that. And then inside was like so cathartic during COVID. I couldn't watch it twice. It was like so emotional. That I could that I loved it. And it's one of my favorite pieces of art. But I cannot watch it again because it was like I think I'll be traumatized. Like I'll be triggered by it. And he also dates fair talented women and works with talented women. He's produced some of the greatest comedy specials recently that I've seen. So shout out Bob Arnum. I hope you're not a decade. He dates

1:17:08talented women. Yeah. Does he fuck him good? I would hope so. Me too. Yeah. Let's hope so. Let's pretend he does. I think he's already. Let's pretend he knows where the B is and treats him. He's a tall guy. Jim Carrey. I mean, what is there to say? What's it David? You have to watch Zack Stone is going to be famous. Do you don't think I've already seen Zack Stone is going to be famous? He was in that. He was literally in Zack Stone is going to be famous. True. He saw it when before anybody saw it. David, you would have loved Brooklyn in 2005. Thank you. 2000. No, maybe like 2007 to 2012. Just like hipster. You would have loved being 40 in the 80s. Hipster era where you could just be like, I actually have that on vinyl. And I saw that before it was cool. You would have really enjoyed the hipster life. You would have been a taste maker. Yeah. It's really hard to listen or watch something before it's

1:18:11cool now. It gets cool too quickly. And then it's not cool anymore. That's such a struggle. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'm so sorry. You would have thrived in Bushwick. Okay. Um Jim Carrey. Who's the newspaper like? I still get the newspaper on. Saturdays and Sundays had color. Yeah. It's so much. You can get color the other day. Saturdays Sunday, all color. Yeah. Sometimes you're lucky. A page. All Garfield. Yeah. I just get it for the crossroads. I still got the New York. I was on. Yeah. Okay. No shut out for Mondays. Yeah. Shut out. Shut out. Shut out. John. No shut out. No shut out for O.D. And and put that bitch in a box and send her to Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Murdle. Yeah. Is that a normal normal normal normal normal normal normal. Um okay. Number three is Jim Carrey. Yeah. The the core of my humor growing up to this day. But also in some of like my favorite

1:19:16more dramatic movies. I'm talking about it a million times. It's Colonel Sunshine. True M. Joe. Shout out. Shout out. Um, she's just he's he's got so much range. He's weird now, which is also cool. And he was on in living color and and blended so well with so many different comic geniuses at the time. Um in a much is a much more diverse cast than SNL. So I think he was very prolonged. So shout out. Did you see that many documentary that he released of him like painting. It came out probably like seven or eight years ago. No. I feel like I've seen clips of it like on Instagram. He's a really good painter. I mean they posted like a little like five-minute documentary from painting. Oh cool. I've seen some of his artwork as he posts it but I have to find that documentary because all that. Oh I left out fucking tray parker in Matt Stone. They're also they're also let's start this over right. New list. John Goodman when he was fat.

1:20:20I just love him. Is the next slide Ethan in brackets fat. Ethan only when he was fat. People I liked when they were fat. Um yeah I another show I grew up on Roseanne. My mom like for some reason really resonated with Roseanne. Back when Roseanne was cool and feminist and progressive and awesome. Um. God. That is like one of the saddest fucking losses. I loved Roseanne. She was so fucking cool. I think she just makes a pronoun jokes. It's so stupid. I think her brain I think her brain is is wrong. She probably had like dementia or something. I'm just gonna say that that's for this because it's crazy. She leaned out. It's she might be. She might be like she had a show where she like ran a macadamia farm in Hawaii. I loved that fucking shit. It was like a reality show.

1:21:22But yeah John Goodman looks so much like my dad. Um watch I've seen Roseanne a zillion times. He also has a lot of comedic and traumatic range. And he's so cute. He's just a cute shabby guy. So I love I loved him when he was chubby. A more recent movie. I mean not super recent that he was really good and that I know you didn't see. What movie? Uh 10 Cloverfield Lane. Is that related to Cloverfield? It was the like sequel to Cloverfield. Yeah. Okay because I saw Cloverfield and that was the March the Cloverfield. That was hard to watch. It was like a sequel and it's like it's um John Goodman and like the main protagonist like hiding away in a bunker and he's like weird and crazy. Interesting. He is also fantastic in community. Have you guys seen the show community? And he's like the air conditioner guy. Oh he's so good. He's so fucking me. Yeah. Some of it.

1:22:27I watched it until it wasn't satire anymore. The first I did. I did actually rewatch like four episodes of the first season like a month ago. Yeah. On some weird. Oh because I think goes enjoying that dude. The main dude. The teacher. Oh God. Yeah. Mr. Schuster. Yeah. So yeah. So I think I was at the real life embodiment of that character. Literally. Yeah. And the what's going on? I just remember when I saw Glee the first time I was like, whoa cool. Interesting show to be on television at this hour on this channel. Right. And I go back now and I'm like, wow, that was like really not that long ago, but this is universes away from something that would ever exist now. And everyone's like dead or a pedophile and dead. It's like the head poor Naya Rivera. So sad. So crazy. But that first like the first half of the season or maybe the

1:23:32first full season. It was satire and it focused on the teachers and it was kind of like inappropriate and weird. And then it just got like preachy. It got really fucking preachy. And then it just wasn't I mean it ended up being like for younger kids like like you David, right? Like your age group. And then you ruined it for us David. Yeah. It like lost me because then it was like all these like very special episodes and like maybe kids, especially like queer kids needed that. So I wasn't going to like bitch about it. But now I can. But can't really secretly hated it. That was a fucking bummer. That was a bummer. But that's okay. Last but not least. Number one. We all knew what it was going to be. It's Peter Dinklage. It's Peter Dinklage. As soon as I saw your first one, I was like, well, we're getting too little guys. Yeah. We man was the first. I had to I had to honor him somehow. He's a tiny

1:24:34king. He's a good actor. And I think he's very handsome. He can do comedy. He can do drama. He can do a decent British accent. Not the best. He probably got a nice package. Maybe. Back to his knees. Yeah. Hang in low. Okay. And then I have honorable mentions. Okay. Because I couldn't narrow it all the way down. So these are some of my honorable mentions. You will notice I had to put some people I know on here. And that is the dudes of age three. And I'm not just saying that because I'm not here. Well, because you're the people I know. This is not an alpha. This is not an any order. Um, Lee and I are the capital. Yeah. It's I don't know. Julia. It's a big deal. At the end of the day, I am a millennial woman. You have no fucking idea. The grip that this, this young man had on us. And by the way,

1:25:34in Titanic, he fully looks like a lesbian. And definitely influenced my taste in man. He's 100. And women. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. You should check out Leon. Put me in fucking steered with the. You should go Leon from resident evil. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like Leo. Looks like fucking Leon from resident evil. Yeah. lesbian. Looks like he's fucking holding it down of the Dunkin drive through window like night shift. Hell yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. So these are some of my other favorites. I've got to flick that hair away before he flicks that bean. What about what about what about Markiplier Jack Septich? I unfortunately. They didn't make the list. They didn't make the list. I will say Leo. I'm a great actor. But he is. I know. He's a pretty close to a pet file as you can get. As you can get. I know. Leo. Leo. I heard that he wears likes to wear headphones. Yeah. Bollyah sex. You heard that? Hmm. Straight as hell. I think he's

1:26:38very messed up in that way. I love Paul Feeig because he directs a bunch of movies that have strong female leads which I love like Bridesmaid which is one of my favorite movies. He was also in heavy weights. Love him. I've loved him forever. But I want to say about the dudes of age three. As a lesbian, it is not a joke that having favorite guys is hard for me because statistics. And as I said when I we started the show, I have created a world in which I do not interact with men unless I trust them. And I think they are good, cool people. And the men of age three have always given me green flags. Nates the closest to me. I am. No. I don't think there's anybody who's close to that being safe. I have just a very hardcore discernment for the men I led into my life

1:27:42and the men that I whose content I consume and the dudes of age three across the board have always given me just huge red, huge green flags myself for a day in sweat slip. So I'm just happy with the fact that Ethan is so good at hiring other good dudes because it allows me to actually enjoy the show and that work for the show. So shout out to the dudes of age three. Shout out to them. Shout out to you and David as well. You would have loved the dudes of Epic Meal Time. I bet I would have. I bet I would have. So them drank out of the garbage. Well, I like a mirror. I've met him a little bit. He's cool. He's cool. He seems nice. He has a sister who loves the W. And so yeah, yeah. I love that. Okay. Come to Montreal sometime do coke with him. Does he do coke? Does that guy do coke? If he saw his eyeballs, you wouldn't have to ask that question. Okay. There's some people that are people are shooketh that you didn't have

1:28:51certain people in your own will mentions at least like who? Like who? Shrek? Conan O'Brien, Steve Correll. Okay. Well, Pharaoh. Well, Pharaoh. Yeah. Why don't you care about Conan? I've just never, I mean, he's I think he's funny, but I've never. I never want to show you didn't give us any fictional ones. Dude, I didn't. Okay. I'm not a huge Simpson's girly. Why did you any fictional ones? But I'm not like it like I'm not like I don't know enough about Conan to put him on my list. I do have fictional ones, but I don't have them on here. Conan's a goat. Like like Jean-Luc Picard. You should still be hosting. I had. He's got the Jean-Luc Picard. I had Laurie from Little Women. I had Fud from Buck. Do you have Gomez Adams? Oh, what a good one. That is a really fucking good one.

1:29:52No one loves a woman more than Gomez Adams. Yeah. I'm an Adam. And also hypes are up so much. Yeah. And you're never scared of overhyping her. Mm-hmm. You know. I love every everything that Adams family does. Okay. And because I'm myself, I also need to tell you about one dude who annoys me. And it's there is no there is no reason. So well, there is a reason, but I'm not saying that it's rational. It's wrong. No, and it's not Tom Holland. It's Jason Siddegas. As that's so funny because I was going to say Ted Lasso as a fictional character. As an avid women's basketball watcher, I am so sick of seeing his stupid face at court side, at every game. He it to me and I'm not saying that this is what he's doing. It's great that he's

1:30:58supporting women's sports, but it just feels like he loves the adoration of being a man supporting women's sports more than he actually loves watching women's sports. It's me on age 3, D being like fuck that guy. It feels like him. Fuck his wall of guns. To me and again, I am I I have high walls. I have high walls for dudes. To me, I get a whiff of the performance of like a nice guy. In which he is like he puts himself in a position to look like this amazing ally. Look, he's got like a rainbow band on his fucking watch. I just don't like him. He fucking enjoys me. Harrison walls. Thank you. It's too much Jason. It's too fucking much. I'm sure that hat is something activist related. Like this, I can't deal with it. I can't deal with this.

1:32:08You want to have something cool about him? He's also no David. Have you been listening? No. What? He's a magic. I do know. He's been learning magic. What a legend. Burn it down. He just went up. He just went up a point on my list. Burn it down. No, like I just the way he always has the camera on him. Like, oh, Jason's the day. This is here again. What a cool guy. And this is such a perfect. This is a very perfectly cool and cute picture that they got of him here. Oh, it's just a little famous guy. It is his favorite sports event. Hey, I just happen to love women's sports. Like it's not a big deal. They wear it all the time. So that's that's my chat out Jason today. Yeah, but you're not allowed to say that though. So say what? That that I don't like him. Yeah, even if you think it because you know,

1:33:08because I'm allowed to say whatever I want. Of course, of course. Well, you have to keep it inside that one. Yeah, no, I don't. Because like, what's it? What if you do wrong? Everything you did is you made up. You might be completely right. Of course. Of course. But you're still like, there's no, there's no proof. You don't know. You know what I mean? Do you know how many? Let me turn it. That's called an opinion, Bingbong. For sure, for sure. But I know, I know how I move it. I know how I look and I know how it seems. Sometimes I see the cost. What? Sometimes I see things and I'm like, oh, I think I know what you're doing here. I think I know what this is. I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call up my one or two friends that I could talk about this with you now being one of them that I'm like, you know what? What do you think? I don't know how I feel about this. And I'm already like, are you streaming? Are you streaming? No? Okay. Look at what I just end you. Oh, Jack Black. That's another good one.

1:34:12Oh, that is a good one. Have you seen that? I can't remember because she said she's never seen any of his movies. Oh, I still need to see that because I like you. Are you seeing Bingbong? No. He was actually very good in King Kong. He's very good. I like him a lot. I've talked. I've said enough of that. King Kong, Bingbong. It's too hard. Have you seen Nacho Libre? Yes. Underrated movie. That's what my brother is shot. That's what my brother is shot. That's what my brother is shot. So he is just constantly quoting it. Have you seen Lord of the Rings two towers? Wait, sorry. Symphonia 16. Bradley Cooper's another one. Thank you. Another one who annoys me for no reason. Oh, I thought he was unknowable mentioned. That was no. No. Like it started with silver lighting's playbook. I knew it. Which I thought was so fucking pretentious. And him pretentious in it. And I've just I've just not been a fan since. So there's that. Anyway, those are my men. Ryan Gosling is another good one. He was he was up

1:35:19in the air. I had to make cuts, guys. We would have been here all night because I just love so many men. Someone in chat in all caps needed to ask you have you seen Kung Fu Panda? No. How do you seen tongue tongue so hard? Yeah, what's this tongue tongue thing? Look up tongue tongue so where Robin Williams is on my favorite dead people list. Thank you for asking. Um, do we want to play some this game? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He look up tongue tongue so where not yet, Kate, you have to watch 70 episodes of Skibbidi toilet. Tongue. Hang on. Okay. How do I spell this? It's actually it's an Italian thing. Uh, TNG space. Oh, it's a towel. It's Italian brain rot. I am familiar with this dumb shit. Yeah, that's who I am in in Fortnite. That's who he is, Kate in Fortnite. He's tongue tongue so where? Get it through your skull, Kate. He's tongue tongue so we're on Fortnite. He did six seven on

1:36:20June teens. Shout out tongue tongue so where? None of that means anything to me. Okay, I'm going to show you this is literally me in Fortnite. This is literally me. Tongue. Tongue. Tongue. For her. You tongue on my so who are till I tongue. So where? Does Kate buck with a late David Lynch? Um, I haven't seen much by him. This is a little little too. It's him. It's tongue tongue so we're on David's phone. He's hitting six seven in Fortnite. It's good. Oh, what is it? June teens? Good job, David. That's so cool. I'm so proud of you. All right, fuck off. Very cool. We're so happy that you showed us that. The men of age three think it's awesome. That's a great. Someone said, someone said Bradley Cooper lost

1:37:22me when he started dating Gigi Hadid. He lost me before that. Well, do we want to play the game? Yeah, yeah. All right, let's do all. Sorry, my energy is fading, but I really want to play this. I like Stovey, but I have I have like, waps as you guys can imagine. All right, so we're playing on our screen, right? Yes. Okay. Michael Bubla is the famous man. I don't like for no reason. I saw him in concert. Who? Michael Bubla. Isn't he Canadian? Isn't he Canadian? Yeah. Yeah. Sure acts like it. Oh, I loved it. I was just I was like, I think I'd have been like my 17th or 18th birthday. And it was just like, I just loved him at the time.

1:38:25It was a different time, people. It was Nora Jones. It was it was a lot of like, cafe music. It was Josh Brobin. Who else? The loved. So yeah. Carly, are we ready? Are we ready? I'm just waiting for you to join. Oh, am I joined? You're still in the lobby. I love that for me. As long as you didn't close the... So it's not my fault. I have not. This game said this is machine parties. What we're playing. Yeah, we're going to play machine party. I've never played it. It's Mario Party. But what? But like saw. I don't like Mario Party, but hopefully this is better. I hate Mario Party. I love Mario. I don't like Mario Party. Because it's boo boo. Because they like it's one of those games where you it doesn't matter how skill or whatever's been going on. The last two rounds just gets like, oh, here's silly bullshit to balance it out. Because you're all playing Nintendo. One of you is...

1:39:26It's boring. Right? It's fucking boring. There's some good mini games maybe. Some, but not enough. I don't like their board game thing. Yeah, not enough. I don't like that at all. We don't need that. We hate that shit. Yeah. I was going to guess Josh Groban being on your list. Maybe like 20 years ago he would have been on my list. I definitely listened to his album a lot. His due I was Charlotte Church. So good. So good. Wait, so okay, so... Harley, if you think about... If you think about my list, what do you learn about me from that list? Anything? Or is it just totally random? I don't know if I had a takeaway really from it. I feel like it felt a little random to me.

1:40:27Two little people feels like a lot. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, two people was... Two little people is... Even one. Even one is too much. Harley, please join the game so we can get this going. That was a fun role. My controller is not working. Good thing I have five rate by me. Oh good. Excuse the ultra blow. You raise me up. Thank you. Thank you, chat. So yeah, I don't know. I was trying to like see if it was telling me anything about myself. I like small men, I think. All my tiny Jews as well, right? Tiny Jews. Like small guys. Which day? Josh, I thought the tiny Jews. Slight men. Or... Very fat men. Channel all the Jews. No medium shirt men. That's like you're pissing her off.

1:41:32Yeah, you need to either be a child's small. Or shop at big and tall. That rhymes. No one between. No one between. 90s and early 2000s comedians. Half. Cates like the most honest person in existence. A lot of people do not like that. Yeah, like the men. Yeah, like the men. Well, I don't know. There we go. Short Kings. Short Kings is the list. Yeah. Short Kings and a fat guy. Oh my look is cute tonight. This is Teddy Fresh. I got the onesy in both colors. Got one from my spister. She's thought before I even texted her about it. She's like, Yo, is this still available? What? Hello? You're still here. Do you need another invite? Oh, the fuck's psych, Holly.

1:42:32Oh, Danny DeVito. That's another good one. Chris Farley is top of the dead list. Yeah. Maybe I need a whole fat list. Fat and short. Fat short list. This is a fat list. I could do 10 fat guys that I love. You got it, Harley? Yep. All right, Harley's in. This episode is brought to you by TickTack. Lace up and get your game on because the TickTack lineup just got a new teammate. Dr. Pepper TickTack. This new double threat puts two of your favorite flavors into one box of minced. And when two iconic flavors come together, the result can only be iconic. Score big. Try Dr. Pepper TickTack today. Are we ready? Yeah. We're going to put it up on the screen, David. Yes, I am. All right, what do I need to do? Play the game. Just give me a second to go to dance computer. Okay, so we shouldn't be able to move at all yet?

1:43:32No. You can customize your man. How? I want to customize. Resume. No, I can't. I can't yet at least. Maybe it's the next screen. Right? Maybe. Uh-oh. David, you look different. Someone said women are bitching to me on X, not just men. Yeah. All right. Hey, girl. Hey, you ready to play? Yeah. Yeah. Is this game before we'll see how this goes? Oh, fuck. What's going on with my fucking? I'm not there. I'm not there. You're not here. What? He's not here. I know. What happened, Harley? What the hell happened here? Wait, invite.

1:44:33There's an invite button. Where? I'm there. I'm here. See? Invite. Okay, he's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. All right. We move and we hold. We move and we hold. It says the interaction. So you move around. If you hold the button, it'll do like a little ping. And you're going to see a mind's on the floor and you can't step on them. Okay. So we're just. Okay. Yeah. So down is so in our hold? No, no, the button that would be the equivalent to that. So X. Oh, A on Xbox. Okay. Okay. Cross on PlayStation. Okay. A. Fucking hell. All right. All right. I'm scared.

1:45:37Now, what do we do? We look for minds. Why we're not moving? Who's not moving? Me. Well, what are you doing? Fuck. Am I coming? Why is it something like that? What happened to your controller? Are you using your controller or mouse and keyboard? I'm trying to see. See you. Oh, no. You try to use your controller? Yes. You're not doing it very well. Shut up, bitch. Let me check my settings here. What does these think mean? Anything? Okay. Going great. That was cool. All right. All right. Try moving this time. I can't. Now you should be able to move. Wait. Now you should be able to. There you go. Okay. You figured it out. So no one has stepped on minds. Okay. Yeah, we're going to crush this. Yes.

1:46:37Ooh. You want to follow me? Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, no. Fuck. You're still crawling, guys. You're still crawling. Keep going. Oh, no. Oh, I'm half a person. Oh, no. I'm crawling for two feet. Fuck. I forgot to scan. Go, Harley. Go. You can do it. You got it. You got it. Oh, hey. Please, please, please. Let's go. Yay. That's crazy. That was the way the way it was. It was crazy. It was crazy. Dude, that was fucking crazy. Okay. Oh. Cool. Just put me in the front. I can die for you guys. Yeah. Cannon fodder.

1:47:37Bitch. Go, go, fuck. Still got to scan, please. Still got to scan. Don't push me. This is bad. No, bro. This is bad. Fuck. Let's go, Harley. Oh, shit. You made it through four body. That was sick. Good job, Davi. Better give extra points for that shit. I think you do. Oh, yeah, I think you do. For you should. I also got points for that. You don't were tied. You're going down, Harley. Oh, shit. We'll be get one of these recall. Not the second most competitive male at age three. Oh, what the fuck? Move cursor and interact. So they're going to show you a cube and then you just got to hit the same parts and then submit it. All right. I'll make sure you pay attention to the cube here at the beginning. Okay.

1:48:38Information. Harley, have you played this? I know I watched videos and I watched friends play it. Oh, so you cheated. This is my controller. Look. People want to... Oh. Okay. Are we each doing our own, right? We are. We can only see mine. Can I like look around the sides? Oh, goodbye. What the fuck? Get it wrong. How many shots do we get? Day one, I thought I was doing a good job. I think I did that right. How do you get it around the backside though?

1:49:40You're not in the front. You don't. You only see it from the front. Did I submit it too late? Wait, who was that? I think David was okay. Are we allowed to look different? Yeah. Fix our things. You lost your chance though. I got this one. I got this one. Easy. Fuck, I forgot it. Oh wait, yes, no. Me too. Kate. No, I remember. There was four pieces. Shut up, bitch. This might be wrong. And the older you get the harder it is to memorize stuff. I'm terrible memorizing. So now you guys have another one or the same one?

1:50:43Oh shit, I think I forgot it. Ah, bitch. Oh, you get older. It's harder to memorize, dude. Oh, fuck. He fucking it up. I don't know. Shit, I didn't submit it. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm done. Bye. Oh, you're both dead. We both got fucked. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, not a little B. Kate, you got to pick it up. I know. Oh, you got to pick it the fuck up. All right. Fire arm factory. Move, pick up items, drop. Drop. Okay. You can start. Oh, yeah. You have, you see, there's going to be things that you pick up. You go grab it with X or A and then you drop it with circle or B. But you just pick up the item and drop it on the table. And then it builds a gun and then you run around and shoot each other.

1:51:44Fun. All right, where the fuck am I? Why do you, David, look different? I'm at dance dance. Me, I have a hat on because I left early when I saw we couldn't customize in the game. You bitch. All right. So what do we need here? Why isn't that letting me put it down? Because you, it's the wrong thing. A circle to do that. I did. Kate, you need a pipe. No, it's a circle thingy. It's spring. For me, it's something to do. Don't, don't fucking man's play me. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. All right. What the fuck up? Okay. Do you have to do it? Fuck you, bro. Dude, I'm, what is this? Okay. This is a video game. Dude, I, what is this? No, but like I had the right piece.

1:52:49Oh, it's on the table. Duh. I was putting it in the wrong place. I was trying to put it in the wrong spot. How about this for the wrong spot? Hey, why are you doing that? Are you just building a gun over there? You can't go to this. You're supposed to build a gun. Oh, and then kill. Okay. You fucking bitch. I almost had it. Where the fuck are those? Oh, here we go. Give me a fucking second. Goddamn it. Gotcha. No, I just, I, you first. I shot David. All right. I lost that one. I got the point. Any points.

1:53:50I got some points. I was like, I was like, I'm going to kill this bitch. And then I'm going to kill Kate. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay. Climb. Oh, I got this shit. Climb the air filter. My. I'm the. Oh, it's like DDR. You guys are fucked. What did I do? Okay, nerd. Listen, I put you guitar hero. Top five game of all time. Top five finger or all time. I was going to say she worked at Duncan, dude. All right. You got to sit on me. Okay. No. Oh, I want to use like, I want to use my keyboard for this shit. Fuck. That was sick. All right, let's do it. Hopefully this works. I'm trying to use my keyboard for this.

1:54:58Okay. Fucking goddamn. Work for a while. God, damn it. I did a lot of strategies, uh, playing Hell Divers guys. So yeah, never. Damn, I'm hardly swimming my walk now. Mother. Yes. Finally. Bitch. We play all of these games. Yes. Okay. Runners must reach the exit. The hunter should. We have to two of us run the third will shoot with like a sniper rifle. The biggest thing that everyone was freaking out about was you, uh, you press left bumper and right bumper or L1 and R1 to increase or decrease the sensitivity because the gun is really slow unless you do otherwise. Oh, okay. That's good to know if you're the hunter. All right, move. How do you do that?

1:55:58How do you do that? Keep on. I'll say if you're the hunter on the your side of the screen or whatever, it'll say at the bottom, I believe. Okay. We're R2 issue. Lt is scope. Ooh, okay. This is gonna be bad. Let's go, Harley. Thank you, time. Hold on. I can't hear you. Please, hold on. Tondo, man. Hello. You guys are me. Can you play this game now? Oh, dude, it's not your game. You just hate this scoreboard sitting on the screen right? Yeah. Yeah. Just a game, bro. I'll let you win the next ones. I'm going to get the first one. I'm going to get the first one. I'm going to get the first one. I'm going to get the first one. I'm going to get the first one. Next ones. Okay.

1:57:01Oh, that's fun. Ooh, oh god. So we have to like crouch and things, right? Yeah. We just have to hide. Yeah. No, we got to get out of here. Okay. Jesus. Where is he? Oh, he's sleeping us. Phew. Go there. You go. Yeah. Go. Run in his pants. Where do we get out? How do we get out of here? You suck. Decade, dude. Save your bullets. You suck. Shut up. That's a fuck. This is hard. Eat my ass. I'm not using the point of it. Yeah, it's not easy. Yeah, I know. It's not easy.

1:58:02I didn't do very well. Yeah, I think hiding is probably the easier of the two. No, I'm not. We're just afraid. We're dying. I know I only saw one person get a kill with this. It's like a left thumb stick. Shooting game. Okay. I don't know. I'm used to my right thumb stick. Shut up, Harley. Shut up. You scared, eh? Yeah. I know. I know. It's okay. Oh, you scared. I can't go through a tunnel. That's gay. Oh, I could use my mouse. Oh. Uh-oh. Who's that one back there? Who's that one back there? Oh, you took a bullet. Who's this? Who's this? Who's this? The mother fucker. Still out here in my yard. Hey, who's that stupid mother fucker? Your friends long. You've been long gone.

1:59:03What's that, a leg? Did I get your leg? Oh, no. Careful. Don't let it. I'm looking on the side that you're going to come on. Fuck you. No. No. No. No. Fuck you. No. No. Why would you lie to the corner? I was trying to go backwards to get out of the corner. Oh, OK. What do I do? Do we even need a crowd trying to jump? Follow me. And don't you? Oh, you just aim and shoot. Uh, just look, speed. OK. I follow you, Harley. Yeah, follow me. Oh, shit. Oh, she doesn't know what she's doing. Wait, how do I go? She's running. She's running. She's running. She's just fucking running. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Just go straight. There you go. That's how you aim, by the way. OK, going back to stunts already? What the fucking bitch?

2:00:05Oh, it's not a bitch. Oh, that's not. Why could I know? I hope she's hunting her again, because I'm doing that. Oh, just a quick tea bag on her. Oh, my God. Oh, we got to do it again. Let's go, Grant. OK, get him back with the dancing. That's on his eyes, kid. I like this game. Someone that showed my screen. It's kind of annoying that you see the laser, too. No. Oh, that's the sound of the police. Dumb bitch. Oh, Harley. Harley's leaving me out here.

2:01:05Goodbye. I'm hurt. Don't worry. Where are you? Oh, she must see your screen. Oh, you're fucked. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can you see me? Yes. Why can you see me? No, only if you stick out, you could see me. Fuck. God damn. God damn. No. Fuck. Damn it, it's. All right, fuck you, too. I can't see you. Come out further. I can't see you. I was looking at David's screen. I'd like your head barely came out. Not even. It was just like a white line. Yeah, not even stenting on me at all. Gotcha, bitch. Yeah, but she hit you with the. Yeah. Yeah, I know that hurts. All right. Now I know what I'm going to do. So tough. Fuck.

2:02:08Fuck. You're right, David. Good David. Good David. How did you do that? Where is your little stupid ass? Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, fuck. God damn it. You got me. Come back up. You got me. No, I didn't. Come on, you got me. Come back up. You know the kids. Oh, my God. That's awesome. I love this game. I just want to play this one over and over. Yeah, let's just play this game. Oh Can you just pick one? Probably Hey, I hit you at least Harley just walked up the middle like a fucking dickhead

2:03:12Some killing Kate first You think I'm joking bitch You Go on Kate get out of here Get out of your Kate Why me why me Now you two her two you're both fuck you're both Yeah Oh my god It's so funny and goofy and even so good. Yeah, I love how quickly you can crouch too Yeah, how do you get so many goddamn points? I killed people yeah Yeah, good job Kate Okay, this is great moving push this is like the ice falls the tiles fall you have to be on the the right

2:04:19Symbol and then you could push each other push each other. Okay. I got you got it. Oh, it's like how do you push? How do I fucking kill you guys Survival okay Tiles are marked I'm waiting for the marking Fuck you bitch You You guys fucking up already oh my god guys Turn your fucking push you get the fuck away for me The fuck you I didn't expect the port of fall out like that now I got to remember that All right, that's this whole game. Thank you. Yeah, that's the game

2:05:20But they change it first right the fuck away from Oh Oh Bitch oh now you need to be on the square okay Got you Your pussy come here pussy Come here pussy come here Spamming me I can't even fucking get up It's like hitting the same line against Dunluck. Yeah, okay, okay I swear let's you move like a second before the counter

2:06:21We're gonna both die Don't even look at me don't even look at me bitch bitch Okay, now I figured it out good job On round three you got it. Yeah Hey Awesome Get him Harley I will avenge me Fuck off Yeah Harley I'm good Come to the corner you know what you think gonna happen What do you think's gonna happen? Do what do you think's gonna happen? Do we think you're gonna happen?

2:07:29Shob so well, I don't know we just it seems like luck or something yeah, so dumb Cuz the booty is so slow and random like I don't know yeah You press the button and hope that your push works. I just want to shoot you guys again. That was This episode is brought to you by TickTack Lace up and get your game on because the TickTack lineup just got a new teammate Doctor Pepper TickTack this new double threat puts two of your favorite flavors into one box of minced and when two iconic flavors come together The result can only be iconic Score big try Doctor Pepper TickTack today Oh, this is this one's funny Table man Forced you put a you put peas on the fork Finish your meal and then you press circle to put your mouth. There's a good to know is you could put a lot of peas on the fork It wants so you keep stabbing Forks and mouth, but don't let the don't let the guys see you okay. You can't see you eating or you can't see you doing anything

2:08:32I don't I don't think anything okay. Who's the fucking host is it one of you? Oh God. Oh, I see okay Just spamming You're eating my blood No, god damn it This is so silly It is so weird that the game there's one of the smoking cigarettes too. Oh fun. Okay Oh

2:09:35I think it was stabbing there he'll he'll kill you with stabbing Oh Okay, you got to move David's got way less peas than you Yeah Give him off get him off get him off get a each of bloody peas On the plate This is bullshit the way the point is okay David. I saw many games already before you do the points don't matter It's we consider that David okay? Oh What's this one what is this so this actually the game? I saw two people play I saw people play it twice and it crashed Both times after this on the same computer though so this one probably won't and I've been so curious what the fuck the lore is I

2:10:38Imagine we go into the house right foreign modifications to Oh my god What's the door on us? How do we go in Preset is not in accordance with keytas protocol Keytas what Kate the fuck is that name? It's not the game crash for him and I was like oh What was that Funnel hazard move and push another pushing game great watch out for the train Harley stay away from the train don't go towards it. I don't know I know but we don't I don't know the games by the way. There's a Michael Myers game Okay

2:11:40There goes me I tried to get in with Harley. Oh, that was close David go on your all you love your all go go go Bye Bye So fucking annoying by the way, wait, Harley you die too. I don't know Oh, did I think I want I thought I went in the hole. I don't know if I made it though. Okay Get her let's get her Fuck get it Do Souls taken Site taken Fuck you guys!

2:12:41Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Fuck you guys! Fuck you guys! I'll be both your asses! David, you're close! And now I am close! That's not your bitch! TARLY! Yes? Yes! That's the shit that like a fight happens when you're kids. Like a fight happens. Oh my god, I was having a beat. I would just mash the same button over and over again. Like the flying kick. Oh my brother hated it. You almost got it. Dude, I was watching you, but somehow I lived. Oh, no I didn't, never mind.

2:13:41No, I ran through your thing and pushed you in it. You're finished. C'mon! Just keep it in each of you. Ah, equally matched. Your skills have gotten better since I left. Oh, no, no, no. Good job, David. There's only going to be one spot now. You're going to miss your train, David! You're going to miss your train, David! You're not fucking well! Oh, that's sucks. Fucked by that wall there, by the way. I should have had you. I should have had you. I don't know how you didn't get in there. The points are insane. I don't think I died once. I got like three. Ooh, a syringe. Okay. Hold on.

2:14:41Search slash syringe, toggle light, and move. Search the office. Find the syringe. Infect the others. That's a fuck. Infective revive and hunt. Search and then wait, how do I... Oh, search and poke people with that. Okay. Don't look at my screen. I'm not looking at anybody's screen. I'm looking at my own screen. Good. Yeah. This is what we're looking at. Wow. Okay. Oh, it's like hide and seek until... How do we know when we found the syringe? Okay. So if you go up to something, it's highlighted in green. Yep. Oh, hold the search button. It opens the drawers. Oh. Hold the search button.

2:15:41You can't fucking see. You shouldn't. Rates in here, Kate. Oh, no! Fuck you, Arlie! I'm fucking hate you. Okay. Now I need to find a fucking... We've got to find David. No, I need to find an antidote from your stupid ass. Is that how it works? It said revive. How do I revive myself? Okay. This is for you. I don't know what to do. Are you looking for David? We got to find David. I want to bite you. No, you're my minion. No, I'm not! You are. You can't do anything to me. Find David. Bring David to me. You're not gonna fucking find me.

2:16:41Good luck. This is cool. Shit, what's that? What was that sound? Oh, maybe I'm 10 seconds left, so I'm gonna... Because you didn't fucking get me. Suck it. Fuck you, David. Fuck. Hey, I already beat one. I couldn't get all of you. Wait, but it says to revive yourself. I don't know what that means. Now, look for an antidote. If you get bit. Okay. Fucking open, bitch. What the fuck? You have to hold it. I did. Is it obvious when you get this ring? Yeah, just did it automatically. He's holding a big ass ring. Okay, cool.

2:17:43It's huge and green. I heard that. Me too. This fucking bitch. You're ass over here, Harley. I do not like this. What's off? Okay, you're going down. I can't tell if you're close to me or not. That means we're close. She's lying. Are you together? No, I just hear a footstep. I can't tell how close they are. Oh, come here. Oh, come here.

2:18:43Oh, come here. Oh, come here. Oh, come here. Oh, come here. Oh, come here. Yeah. Hide in the bathroom. Okay. You didn't get her? Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

2:19:43Fuck. Goddamn it. No. No. No. No. You fucking bitch. How do I do? How do I revive myself? Do I kill you? No, I problem. If you hug him, you get... But you have to circle around David. And if you press the... Shut up. You have control F. I'm never going to fucking find Harley. How do I recharge myself? Maybe it's not a thing, but it's not a thing. Goddamn it, Harley. Fuck you. Oh! You guys were literally... You guys... You literally ran, Ray. I was on your...

2:20:43The flashlight. I was in your light. Someone stopped like... They were right next to me. I was trying to lose them. It didn't work. I'm not. Smokers are in order to pass. Inhaling too much smoke. Oh yeah, I saw this one. This is funny. Haling too little smokey than insufficient. Okay. Interesting. Love smoking. Smokers smoke smoke. If we cough, do we die? Shit. It feels very Soviet Union, doesn't it? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

2:21:51Fuck! No, it's fucking go. Well! See ya. Good smoking, David. Fuck! Smoke a dart. Smokin' doinks. Ripin' doinks. You're both fucking dead. I'm the best smoker in the fucking world. Oh shit. I think this is so weird. But I'm so focused. Fuck! Fuck! Fucked up, Kate. Let's fucking go. Damn! David, you found your game. If either of you get any fucking points right now, I'm gonna be so pissed. Oh my god, you're such a little bee-bee.

2:22:51Good job, little bee. Thank you. Oh, not many points though. I know. Three hundred and forty. Okay. The three-plop forms. The three-plop forms. I love it. I love it. I love it. Holy for God. We're streaming. Hey guys! Hey Chai. What the fuck are we doing? Okay, we pick up with A and throw with B. Is that the vibe? Is that what it said? Huh. That's my guess. Shit! Okay, both A. That's easy. Fuck, I'm fucked. Oh my god! Wait, why? Wouldn't let me pick up anything.

2:23:51Too much garbage. We don't have to hit each other. We check the throw it off. Right. Okay. You can hit the throw though. Yeah. Fuck, you're hitting the head. Pick up the goddamn trash, you idiot. Fuck! Fuck! This sucks. I died. I was throwing so much garbage. It literally was chat. Chat? Yeah, the game is right against David. It literally wasn't one of me pick up any garbage. The game hoots me. Oh god, you don't want the trash to hit you either. Yep. If it hits you, once you're fucked. Fuck me. Get the fuck out! Pick up garbage, you idiot! Oh god, it's too much now. Yep.

2:24:51There's a second place left. There's a second place left. There's a second place left. There's a second place left. Every single time. But we all got points. Woah, what am I going to do with all those points, David? David! So we just play through this whole thing and then we'll call it. Yeah, I thought we could do this whole thing. Like two more times. Oh yeah, perfect. Until we win. Until we win. Until we win. Okay, spine breaker. Spine breaker, move throw device. Don't let it get you. If it does, get it off. Oh, okay. Carly's the Michael Jordan of throwing garbage. Okay. What are these things on the floor? Or do they mean anything? Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh, it's going to blow up.

2:25:55It's just chasing Harley. You caught. Oh shit, it broke her. It broke, must find. Oh. Get the fuck away. It's hitting the lock with it on. Damn, Harley, I think I hear something. Broke, I'm not going to shoot it. What the fuck? Good strike to strike. I'm going to shoot it. I'm going to shoot it. I'm going to shoot it. Broke her. It broke, must find. Get the fuck away from me. It's hitting the lock with it on. Damn, Harley, I think I hear something. Broke, I think I hear something. Good strike just right behind me. That was awesome. Honestly, it is a smart move to be close to people. Because you can't walk with it on. To throw it. Oh, yes, like in. He he.

2:26:55Fuck me. Fuck me. It literally never chased me. One time. It's only chased me. Fuck me. Come Harley. Yes, go Spider, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, please. It's, that's so funny. Bitch. That's so funny. But back and forth. That's crazy. I never seen anyone walk with the spine buster on. I got to do what I got to do here. No! That's crazy. I got him a couple of times. I was trapped. Shut up, bitch. Okay.

2:27:55Leave me alone, Harley. No. No. No. She gets to walk around with it all fucking day the second it touches me my back's broken Well it was going really fast Touch the movie you got to let it get on you yes Sometimes it's sometimes it's not sometimes it's not Yeah, but I can't be sick in it. I love it. I have a strategy. I have a strategy Just walking with it on Yeah, yeah, that's the look like it throw it. Thanks guys

2:29:01It's a lot of games You know this is fun I like it's a lot of moving push avoid the razor sharp discs last men standing wins or woman Thank you or person Thank you, it's not gonna be me is a 2026 That's right, this doesn't look good Where the fuck does it come from Boys are already pushing each other. Oh, it's like a cute little rumba ah Get away from me you know me Fuck off Yeah Channel my my girlhood Avoid the skippets

2:30:01No, oh my god, that was disgusting my blood is being drugacross the ground Oh, no, oh no fuck Oh This game's awesome I love this game. We gotta play with it. Yeah, I want to say this is a good one like hook up the controllers and play with people Yeah, it's not just smart idea too. Yeah There are other game box shot related also very fun Oh Stop fucking pushing me mother bitch very what who oh, I push you I knew and realized I won one I Hope I don't get too many points Happy I'm being third place

2:31:01Too more For clip certified oh my god throttle reverse steer Click great to your area from anywhere or anyone the last the least efficient gets eliminated Okay, well, this is gonna be bad Reverse with left okay Come on Kate you're a lesbian operate heavy machinery Like your forefathers intended For father's no one do your gay Hey, get the fuck out of my face the fuck out of here. Can you get the fuck out of here? Thank you I like can't move. Thank you. Oh my shit. That's okay. It's mine. I'll take it Are we both gonna lose So stupid oh what okay shut up Harley I

2:32:03Forgot it a list honestly though driving the shit's kind of fucking art. Yeah, yeah, okay Oh, especially if you're like upside down Oh Fucking way for why she didn't dude You made David lays a dayd in paper He's You get for **** stealing Harley no first Oh. Wow, this is not that easy to drive. F**K!

2:33:09I was never gonna win that one. Let me tell ya. Go boys, go. Go boys, go. They get it pointed at my thing. Ooh, tie. What's better offense? Offense or do you have a tear? That's gonna win. Well, that doesn't seem fair. F**k, I can't drive this f**king thing. I am so, I was so bad at it. Harley's a cheater. God, this is so stupid. What the f**k, I keep getting f**ked on these.

2:34:11They're like, David needs a handicap, that's why. Is that how a handicap works? She's in, I'm just gonna... Put this here. Just gonna round it in over here. Oh, you bitch. Right on the f**king edge. Oh, you bury it right till the f**king count down that smart. There's one bot. No! Let me get that. Hey, come up off that. On scale of what the f**k, David. On scale of what the f**k! That's men right here. That's men right here. I think we both died. I rather we both died. Skim of what the f**k. What my plan was, I thought I was gonna back up like a second ago. Okay, last one.

2:35:11The filter. The filter. Work the line, recycle technology, burn the art. Hey. Burn recycle burn recycle. What's the lore of a man's game? This is like Soviet Union probably. Remember which one's burning and which one's recycle? I'm not telling. Okay. Oh, f**k. My brain is not like this one. And I'm dead. And I'm dead. What is it? Too slow.

2:36:15This is a crazy premise for a game. Didn't have a f**king chance. No, I did it. Did you make any mistakes? Wow, David. Oh, that's a crazy way to go. Yeah. It hurt. Okay. F**k, f**k, I'm f**king up. Damn it. I am just too slow. Yeah. Real me, daddy. He's good at it. I knew it was crazy. This is that guitar hero sh** right here.

2:37:15Oh, f**king up. He got easier patterns than me. You got easier patterns. Goddamn, dude. Yeah, I f**ked up that one. That messed up a lot. I had 42. I beat you the second time. I had a higher score than I had 50 is my highest. Yeah, well you f**king up. Did I? Oh, sh**, that's our scores there on the top right. Oh, so it's been keeping track the whole time. That's cool. So we get recognition for whoever performed the best. What's this say here? Might say more information about who's the one. Again. Do they have something disgusting for us? Good job, hurry. Hey, I passed. Hey. Hey.

2:38:15A greasin' Dorphin release. What does that mean? Oh. Okay, we got to end it here. It's 930. No, this is awesome. I love this thing. Let's just hear what it has to say. There's lore here. Is it, is there another machine of different games next to it? That'd be crazy. There must be, which is interesting. Hey, where are those people? Whoa. We're just part of a whole universe of workers. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Sh**. Good job. Enjoy being millionaires now. Can you sh** in? Go off. That was so fun. Yo, guys, make sure you hit that like button. Thank you. Yeah, tell us if you like that game.

2:39:15I definitely would play that again. I just want to play the game of us shooting each other. The whole time. Wait, there was a couple of things. Oh, the P1 was f**king hilarious. Yeah, eating peas was good. That was fun. Smoking was kind of good. Smoking was cool. I kind of like the smoking was pretty funny. I like the train one. That was funny. That felt like the highest anxiety one. These games are all fun right now. The first bit because you don't like there's no meta yet that people have found. Oh, when you do this one, you have to do you have to always do. You know what I mean? It's fun when everyone's right. Because when one person discovering the strategy in the middle and other people being like, it's fun. Mm-hmm. Much more fun. Yeah, when you're the one discovering it every time. Yeah, well, you discovered that one. What strategy was it? Oh, the spine breaker. Yeah, the spine breaker. That was cool. I liked that one. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That was pretty cool, I guess. David, do you want to just see me? You think David's going to be mad all week. I'm going to get like machine party invites on steam like two eight. Because it's not having you up in. You just got home from playing cards. I'm wasted.

2:40:15I don't want to ask if I think I know I don't think I, I'm just ill. And tired of just thinking my eyes. Yeah, but now that you've, uh, now that you've made her very insecure in self-conscious about her eyes. We're gonna end the show. Yeah, and so I think it's not okay. It's not okay. It's not okay. But it's not okay. And so it's not okay. I mean, you know, I know the story. Secure himself conscious about our eyes. We're gonna end the show Yeah, who could you've done? Yeah, David do do a handful of soupies we can get out of here Okay David play we talk both I Dude I'm going out tonight. I'm going to the techno show you thought I was eating lastly game of Benjamin button Yeah, who waiting see what's coming through tonight. I can't wait text us Benjamin

2:41:17That was so fun I woke up the next day had no one responded except for Kate putting on it Should you say I got hacked Weird I got hacked that happened Green paper Just put out one text just the one just that and it was kind of funny right yeah so weird One of me but you pay Dexter to be like there's a new Benjamin button Yahoo scammer out there Oh My god, all right keep going cuz I'm gonna pick the pretend you're in the NFL. Yeah Shana meek said Kate that's not true my nephew is colorblind go on to your TV and turn on colorblindness mode weaponize that incompetence listen I didn't say most men. I said that's Shana meek. I said some Shana meek I said so Shana meek Danie's on a yuk

2:42:21Dan Gleesack said would you rather have the aura of a Tesla or an aura of a PT cruiser? Well, there is no aura of a Tesla Cruiser for sure they look like little little horses. Yeah, they're pretty chill Bring it back. I feel like they're good. Excuse me. Is that a lesbian car? No, okay Every car is a lesbian car if it's going through the drive through a Duncan. It's right That's true. That's right. Harry mess. I hate today told you Fixated it so I'm like okay, you're gonna work in our way It's so good My god, I'm gonna pass all right keep going Someone said Osama spin line It means whatever you need it Harry mess that I don't need to last week asking Harley for movie wrecks someone in chat suggested death to smoochy I watched it Robin Williams characters unhinged and so funny great sound by potential love y'all

2:43:26Okay, I haven't seen that one. We're gonna look into that. We're not going to attack no show. Yes, I am You could do both see if thieves my Boomer my Boomer dad is rad but so lazy and so Color quote unquote color blind. Luckily. I have a handy mom and now I'm a blue collar legend and fantastic father But I'm using this three-day weekend to make my daughters move to pine tree to the move the pine tree to the front yard What? handy mom Small pine tree mom television Oh Buggy the huge Watson update he started semi-walking and scooting he has lost being alone on The couch privileges since he launched himself off the other day He's also getting more control going outside shout out Watson. You guys see pictures of Watson by the way Do you see pictures of Watson? Post pictures on the side he looks like me he looks like me at Shambola

2:44:30No joke he's got like a he's got like an eye goop down his like Facial hair. I'll fucked up. Fuck yeah Jage crews During your top 10 minutes that I was such a doubter Kate but Knoxville is a banger start and then just a few minutes later They said I take it back I take back my last chat with Will Smith. He's a cuck I like a cuck. What can I say? Mm-hmm Sam silker first super chat for some head piece in love from soul shout out soul. Oh my god I'm so jealous you're in phone Yeah, oh my god Kate Johnny's my number one is a bi woman mainly because he was my first celebrity crush And I would put that in my dating profile I thought you were saying I would put that in my mouth He's great. I love him. I think he's very handsome as well He's a handsome young man handsome young man Yeah I can't some young man

2:45:34Let's see where else am I at where else am I at here? Power Lindsey Kate my glorious coven leader have you heard of the pagan chronicles? It's a bi monthly witch newspaper and it's so cool That sounds so Like squirly up my ass Yeah, can I get it delivered to my house? Yeah, by a man they can cry that kind of kills it a bit now like I they do have a subscription. Oh fuck. Yeah I'm definitely reading this. Thank you. I love that. Let's review it on the show and then you could just write off the subscription Okay, well, I'll bring it in The Dune donated Oh, okay. I don't even get an honorable mention Graham cord being wiped as we speak just kidding. I can never Love you, D. H. Thank you. I tried to limit dudes I know and the H3 dudes are the only guys who made it. Yeah, I think you count in that you're so stated

2:46:38Job Jean to shout out gaze. I'm just a straight cis man on the right side of her story Nothing to see here just the best ally ever shout out King Hey, you're both dude Uncle Phil was straight. No way James Avery thought he was gay You're only saying that because he looked great in a suit Sip MX sent one podcast gift membership. Thank you And finally Harry mess I highly recommend big walk. I'm Australian and it really feels like Australia Worth playing a couple sessions it opens up after you find the map. Yeah, that's that's on our list Yes, the list. Yeah, I can't wait to play another fun one. I know there are some more of you guys donated during While we were playing but we weren't able to See them. We weren't able to see them unfortunately. I'm sorry, but thank you guys Thank you all. Thank you so much. Well We did it again guys another great week We will be back on

2:47:39She's day no show Monday because the Labor Day so the main show also is off But Tuesday love a special fun episode with mr. Hutch himself calling in And we're gonna chat about politics probably Mike from PA Probably poop on Hassan a little bit, which you know I love to do And you know just just have a nice call with him and then hopefully also some some goofs and gaffes always and then Yeah So I hope you all have a good long weekend and I'm gonna go rest my voice for four days Yeah, everybody All right, let me do my men Yeah You