Markiplier’s $20 Million GoPro Scandal - H3 Show #303

0:00On September 10th. That way it's such a long time for this. She has. Prepare to be the witch of your own sister. Yeah, everyone we love dies. It's not great for the gender of fire. Sandra Bullock. Here's the thing about magic. It won't be silenced. The cold kid men. Everything is gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay? Just like it was when we had to bury a corpse under a rose bush? Different person. The article Magic 2, pretty PD 13. Maybe inappropriate for children under 13. The only theater of September 10th. Hello everybody. Does he think I'd come to let you log? Come on, Daniel. Come on, aren't you? Today we're sponsored by Nude. And telehealth.gg. Thank you to our wonderful sponsors. We appreciate them so much. In the studio it's Friday September 4th. I've been sick, but I'm back. Good to be back. Um, man, I had a weird couple of days since, uh, what was it?

1:01Tuesday night? I don't know. Elis here. Um, hello. What's that sweater? I like it. Silly Goose. It's my new design that I'm obsessed with. Oh, that's, that's a Teddy Fresh design. It's so cute. Oh my gosh. Silly Goose. And the ponytail today. You really look. You're glowing, girl. Thank you. Wait, when's that come? I was freaking out. It would not make it. When's Silly Goose coming? Next year. It's the first sample. Oh. Hey, man, and I love it. So I want to wear it. Oh, look at that. Stay tuned, everybody. Well, also in thinking, talking about first samples, I don't know if this is, but this is what's the deal? This is available for everybody now. Yes, it's available for everybody now. Hey, the K-E. K-E-101. Here. K-E- No, K-E- No. Yeah. K-E-T-A- 101. Where is the game? Hold on. K-E-101. FM Los Angeles. Go to h3shab.com to be able for everybody. Show the people what's up. You can rep this show without people knowing that you are an evil, creepy murderer.

2:03Also, our mug. Do it the screen. Hello. All right. Sorry, over. It's been too long since we've gotten. Oh, yeah. It's been too long since we've gotten. Oh, we did a butt-bass. Yeah, a game time here. Fuck it. Let's do it all day. I was honestly thinking like it's been so long since we have had a button that I kind of was hoping to have one. You had to, you had to keep butt-bass. But who's got the butt-bass? There's so much good content behind the button. Right. I have a question. Is that footage anywhere? It is. It really is. One day we should have just a watch purchase all the button content into one video. That would be... I mean, that could be a good retirement video.

3:05Yeah, so also, I don't know what was cut out, but... Go to h3shab.com, you can get the shirt, and you can get the mug. It's all poppin at h3shab.com to be able for everybody. Wait, you should show the pictures we took. We look so cute. Yeah. Sure, where do I pull the dub? I sent them in this corner. Look at this mug, bro. That's dramatic lighting. Like, hello, who took... Who did this photoshop? You know what I mean? Stanley Kubrick? What the fuck, bro? This is us right here in LA. Oh my god, that's new art. Fem- what is it called? A femme fatale? Yes, thank you so much for saying that. Oh my god. Hey, Eath, with the h3 mug, then we go down, we've got eight. Dan is... Oh, man. Pensively wondering, is this my last drink? No. Executive producer. No, no. It's not. Here I am. I'm working on this game. Oh my god, that's literally the yield. Like a second ago. Does my arm look like at a weird shape? No, it looks beautiful, normal, and bent. It looks bent. It's not bent. But it's also beautiful and normal.

4:07It can't be both. No, it can, and it is. Me and tomorrow both said yes, it does look weird, so... You know who's honest with you. Olivia's honest with me. I think your normal resting state for your arm is bent, and that's cool. Olivia's... Mine is as well, by the way. I'm kind of shy about it, but I'm pretty, people were having stuff to say about my thumbs. I double- Oh! I double-joined it. No, but you would do the angle that I showed up. Oh, so... Wait, do it again. Don't tell anyone. Do this, do this. What is even double-joined it? I feel like it's remained. Yeah, you're kind of fucked up too, so what the fuck? Why is everybody... Well, that's why I'm telling you it's normal. Your mom always says that to everybody. Oh, you're double-joined it. It's like, what if it needs that? Nothing. It's not a thing. People don't have two joints. What does that even mean? Look at what I can do. Yeah, that's very unusual. That's very unusual. I can't do that. I can also... Look, it's a frog. What? Oh my god, you must have made a so popular in school with all these tricks. Oh, no, I know you... I know you... We talked about you.

5:08Yes, yes. I'm a friend. Yes. Thank you to the ladies who served. Yesterday, our members episode was hosted by the ladies. Girls, episode was available for everybody's. Thanks. That's such a good time. It's the jogger zone. Yeah, the jogger zone. I heard... I watched the whole thing. Somebody did the math. How many jugs were on that one? Eight. There's eight jugs. Total. Eight jugs. That's big. That's not unusual. No. That's not unusual, man, of jugs. Okay, stop. Shwing, eight jugs. That's just... Anyway, here's the mug. And so, yeah, check it out. Everybody wants the mug. Everybody loves mugs. Gabe is here, guys. It's Friday, Gabe's in studio. And Gabe, it's so nice to see you, buddy. Nice to see you, Ethan. I'm happy. I'm here. Where? I don't see you. I must be in space or something. It's... It's like black. Can you wave?

6:08I don't see you, still. Yeah. I don't see him. Oh, there he is. He flew in. Yeah. Oh, you're in like orbit. Somewhere... Somewhere space now. It looks like you're moving slow, but I bet you're moving at like a thousand meters per minute. Yeah. He's a shooting star. Engage. How's it in outer space? You feel good? Weightless? Peaceful. Yeah. Peaceful, peaceful. Look peaceful. Oh, you stopped. What happened? That's very... That's a very unusual flight pattern there. I would be concerned if I was, for example, NASA or some government agency. But now he's... He's spinning. Okay, this is... That's cool. It's resting. Yeah. Gabe, you're currently sideways. Can you... Did you feel that or is that... What the... No gravity kind of makes you feel... Well, it feels weird... With... But nothing pulling on me. So it's like... I'm... Bowting... Yeah, yeah. Bowting peaceful.

7:09Yeah, yeah. That's nice. What do you think would happen if you have to go potty? Well, just let it out in space. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Imagine that alien visits Earth in like a million years and just fucking gets a... It's windshield gets sheer shit on it. Just blasts right into the windshield of the UFO. The... The... Alien poop. Like we can't see. No, wouldn't be alien poop. It would be... Trust... It would be your poop. It would be terrestrial poop. Right? It would be... They would be the aliens and then your poop would be earthly. I was thinking... In good. Yeah, yeah. Have you heard of sensory deprivation tanks before? I heard of that, but I kind of forgot what the purpose is. Well, it's kind of like this. Oh, it's flying to us. You sit in like a dark tank and like super salty water. So you're buoyant. You have like a neutral buoyancy with the water and it's also body temperature water. So it's warm and you kind of just

8:09are floating in nothingness. And it's like... Kind of what I would imagine space feels like. That's probably amazing. That'd be my... my experience. Wait, I just had a really fun idea. If you want to try that, there's definitely place in LA. I'd love to send you to do that and you can kind of film it and see if you like it. Sure, that'd be a great experience. A.B., what do you think about that? Gabe goes to a... Descensory dep... Sensory deprivation tank. Yeah. A.B., Debbie. I know it. I kind of want to try that too. Yeah, I... I had noted doing the F1 thing. We were talking about maybe the F1 training where... The gravity training. It's similar basically. But yeah, I'll write it down. Can you two people go in there and hold hands like otters? Can you find out A.A.G.I.B.? How about making love in there? Now we got a second man. That's totally defeat the purpose of that. I would be... I could do it today. Sensory overload.

9:10We're supposed to deprive our senses. Overload them. Also, what happens if you've not in the water? They probably have to change the tank. While it's dark in there, you can't tell what's floating in that water. And you're not supposed to even feel anything either. Who even cares for it? It's yeah, and exactly. And there's so much salt in that tank. Who even cares? It's very true, very true. Float tanks are fun. Kate apparently has experience with the deprivation tanks. Let me take a call. Hey, there's Ethan Klein coming at you. How can I help you? I love it. Hi Ethan. This is your biggest fan. Oh. Yes, and I just wanted to give you some news. I'd like to share with you. Okay, thank you. I'm glad to connect with my biggest fan. That's fantastic. What do you got? Well, it is my very close personal friend's birthday. And I would just love for you to give her a shout out. Her name is Beyonce.

10:11Her name is fiance. Yes, and today is her birthday. What the, her name is fiance? Yes, that's just a little bit. I thought it was the presumptuous name. Would you say, P-on- There's a P-on-say or fiance? Or Beyonce. Okay. Oh, Beyonce. Beyonce. I never met a Beyonce. I never knew. No, it's V. Beyonce's birthday today. Oh, it is. Okay. Is that actually a name? Because I never met a Beyonce. Other than the Beyonce. I've also never heard of other Beyonce. I'm Beyonce saying that I've met a Beyonce. So real? Well, would you also like some more fun and interesting news? Well, hold on. No, you want me to wish Beyonce a birthday. But who's, are you bigger fan of me or hers? Well, oh, that's a good one. You stop me. All right. Do you say you lied to me? No, okay. Well, hey, don't.

11:12No, I didn't lie. How did you not lie? You said I you. Okay. So there you get. Okay. I'm your biggest fan. When it comes to live streamers. I like that. It's a big caveat. No, that's a huge category. What have you said? Tomorrow, I can't hear your mic's off. Oh, that says. I don't know if that is. I would think she could still be your biggest fan and still be a bigger fan of Beyonce. No, because whoever is my biggest fan. It would be a setting news for you. Whoever's my biggest fan. And I'm starting to think it is not her. There's no way that they're picking someone to be cool. Like they, I must be their favorite person. We don't know what you don't know the bounds of her love. Real. That's true. I'm just saying so it is possible. No, I'm telling you tomorrow that whoever fits that category, there's nobody else. Like you can't even start thinking about other people that are like you love. Okay, so I think I know who your biggest fan is.

12:15Who? Ella. There you go. Ooh, creepy. You're obsessed with me. My stocker is right next to me. He's in your house. I'm everywhere. All right, well thank you. Happy birthday, Beyonce. Thank you. All right, take care. Thanks for the call. Biggest my biggest fan apparently. Yeah, um, what else? There's a teddy. Oh, there's a, oh, there's a teddy glow. Yeah, Labor Day sale happening right now. That's exciting. 20% off Labor Day sale. What the heck? You know, shout out to the Laborers, bro. Everything is 20% off, except for our two new bloodshades. So get in there people. Oh my god, get a teddy glow. Calm. And if there's, you don't need a code or anything, right? Right. So that's, we don't, we don't mess around with all that code nonsense. You just add it to the cart.

13:15And then you pay for it. And remember, it's got a shared cart. So if you want to add something from Teddy Fresh or a street free shop, you can get that free shipping. Free shipping, y'all. Who does that? Combined cart? Who? Nobody. Gabe and all abouters space. You can overlook the whole earth. Who does combine carts like that? Oh yeah. Who does it? Hey, everybody. No, just us. Just we do it. All right. You got it. Just us. All right, Gabe. Floating through space on a Friday. Friday. It's Friday, baby. Okay, well now there's a fan saying, I don't love anyone more than Ethan and Neil. Not even my child. That's what that's what you want. No, I'm not saying it's right. We don't. That's what we don't want. You're not listening to me. I'm not saying it's right or it's good or that I want it. I'm just saying that whoever that that that is,

14:16whatever it is, you're just like me. I would say such a yeah, I get that. You're just saying yeah, that it like it's the truth. It's the truth. I get it, bro. Don't you think you would be more like me and not the other way around? I think. Why? Well, he was here first. I mean, you've been on Earth first or but tomorrow was with tomorrow first. Yeah, I was with myself first. I'm just saying that I think. Well, you've been watching this show for a long time. Clearly I've been. You want to think you're going to act like you raised me. No, but I've influenced you. But what is it? Undeniably, undeniably. So don't think it's more likely that you would be acting like me and not the other way around. I was just saying. Did I say you're acting like me? Yeah, well, yeah, it might for my personal experience that was how I perceived it. Guys, we're off to a slow start today. But it's Friday and we're all having fun. Wow, lots of exciting stuff. Today we are finally going to

15:16publicly flawed Markiplier. I was the first fucking person to be sounding the goddamn alarm that it was bad. Markiplier, who is the, of course, the thank God for him or none of us would have ever suspected that AI could pose any threats or any problems to what's your thoughts on AI? AI is kind of like artificial life and it will, I have no I have no feelings for AI, but AI is just an assist. It's like a computer, you know, a computer with a brain. Do you think it's good or bad? Hopefully, hopefully, it's not going to be bad where it's going to take over the world or anything. Yeah, hopefully. That's what we have to control AI. That's the ticket. We need to control AI to have AI. Yes. Well, the only reason that you're even able to articulate

16:19something like that is because of Markiplier. So, yeah, he's the first person to ever point it that out. I was the first person to point it out. We remind me, Markiplier is a villain and tell us because he he's using the app. You want to put it on Twitter. Yeah, that's which is honestly the worst. It's personal. Because he did something. I made a joke and he thought it was we were offensive. Well, was it what was the joke? I don't remember. Oh, that's it. We don't need to go back. I don't remember. I thought it was I remember it was funny. It had a lot of likes. Was there something big going on your life at the time? Something visual. I haven't been on Twitter alone. It always comes back to the cream. The cream failed donuts. Yeah. Oh, I got a cream. Practice my pupe button. Anyway, yeah, I've been sick and I'm back. But I took this fucking medicine. Good. I don't know what this shit is. My doctor sent me. Okay. Um, let me read you the name of it. This shit fucked my life up.

17:20Promethazine. Promethazine DM. Do you know what that is? Generic for Fennagran. It's like a cough syrup. Yeah, it's a mixed promethazine. Yeah. It's lean, bro. We're on lean. Promethazine. Isn't lean have coding in it? And promethazine, I think. So it's this plus coding. I think so. And jelly ranchers in Sprint. Well, I just had the promethazine man and it fucked my whole shit up. I took it one night. But how much did you take? I'm not that much. There wasn't even that much left in the bottle. Exactly. Where did it go? Yeah, wait a minute. The bottle is empty. Well, no, I've had the bottle for a while. I didn't chug a whole bottle of it. Did you go where it gave that right now? Outer seat. I mean, so I don't think I took a crazy amount of it. But it took me like three days to recover. Like I was a, I was sleepy for three effing days.

18:20This is something that you were on lean, my man. And I came back. This needed a jelly rancher. And I was like coming off of it and I was like sweating. It felt like I was coming off a hard drug. And I was sweating and I was anxious and I was irritable. And I felt angry. Yeah, it's horrible. It was horrible. I feel like kid cutty. Yeah, it's crazy. No, it was fucking terrible. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it was not. No, I just felt angry. I get it. You do? The lean explains your Instagram story. Nathan. Which one? Which one? Nathan discord. Oh, that's okay. The one where I couldn't keep my eyes open. That's how my boy is leaning. No, dude, I couldn't open my eyes. When I saw that, I thought I had never seen anything fake or in my life. I don't know. That was real. I swear to God. You don't need to be doing it. No, my sense. It was real. And by the way, it was so hard to even type that. You know what this gave? By the way, it gave the fake football player going,

19:23this is my watch. It's $300,000. This is my look at when I close. I'm safe. Like, would you open an eye? No, this was you guys are so judgmental and quick to like, it's actually outrageous. I woke up. I tried to notify all my fans, all my, all my people's that I was going to not make it to work today. And I couldn't open my eyes. And so I took a photo and I tried to open my eyes. And I posted to social trying to show you guys how serious my condition was. It's just funny that this is the proof. Yeah. Because you guys, because you could fake that. So, but I wouldn't. You guys know, I'm a true teller. Ethan, have I sent that? I you listen. My mom sent that to me. It was like, you can't have to work. I can't even open my eyes. Look, because I believe me. Yeah, I would. And by the way, because I don't like missing work. You guys, everybody. I know you don't. I know you were actually sick, but I had a huge, not a huge argument. I had to argue with my mom about it. Because she saw it, and she saw it,

20:25because she follows the pocket. She was like, what's going on with Ethan? She's like, we like to call. She was talking about football. That's not cool. She, your mom called you and was like, Oh, I love football. And then, then I got my mom and the black pepper. Don't know, it's that it's basically. Oh, I look like a power for me. My mom, my mommy called. My mommy called me and I said, hello, mommy. And she was like, I'm love, I'm love, it's a pinnacle. Pinnacle. Black pepper. I'm sorry tomorrow. I was falling. Listen, I don't. Oh, man, put that on a hot key. That's really funny. What? Not as far as I've said. I love the car. You like tacos that gave me, probably don't know what that is. What is that? Taco's mean. It's like, it's tacos, but with a sea on it. It's like a, these little, um, clams, and they basically tossed in like a kind of salad.

21:28And it's just a bunch of little clams. Never heard of it. Called tacos. Caccos. Caccos. Yeah, they eat it in the angle and apparently. Kind of nasty sounding. Um, why do I have Pokemon cards on my desk? What is this? Uh, I don't know. I think Dan took that from my desk. I got a loose ludicolo. It's a ludicolo. It's shiny. I don't know why I said it like that. No disrespect to the Pokemon collectors. So very cool. Anyway, where were we? Um, yeah, I was sick. And you guys know, I don't like missing work. It's not like something I take pride in. I hate missing work and. I'm glad I did though because my thought was fucked up and I have a feeling. And I've done this way too many times in the past. Where I go to work and it just makes it worse. And then I end up being gone for longer than I would have.

22:28I just stayed home that one time, you know. That everyone thinks I'm playing hooky, but it's just not the case you guys. You guys know. You know, he doesn't. Yeah. Uh, hi. What else are we talking about today? I was bred. Yeah, Markiplier's going in jail potentially. Not really. And I'm going to throw away that and I'll be first to testify in court to tell the judge throw the keys away. I want to hear the end of tomorrow's story. I feel bad. I know. No, you don't need to feel bad. It was. It's so fine, Zach. I get it. And I should tell it then. I just, I'll tell it, but I'm not going to do my mom's accident now. It's fine. It's not going to be nearly as entertaining. I know exactly what she sounds like. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. No, she basically said, why the fuck are you sick so often? What the fuck is wrong with you? The fuck your mom knows about my health. She said, let me see. And it was more. She said, it sounded far more charming because she had a British accent.

23:29That's basically what she said. And I said, he's really sick. And she said, well, that's really weird. He should really see someone about that because he sick really often. I was like, mom, you know, we just had the we had it. We have internet. She's like, I'm not talking about that. So I'm I'm trying to how often sick he is. And I'm like, well, he is young kids, you know? And he's like, okay, that's fair. And then she said that, um, if you were a woman, you would have come in. That's just what my mom said. Well, then I didn't respond. Well, that's the other thing. Whenever I come in, everybody goes, oh, you came in and you're getting this whole sick. So it's like, I can't win either way. And then I've got your mom being like, if she, if you want a long, uh, oh, she's a great God. Of course. Somehow when women are sick, we still get up and do everything. Take the lay. But when men are sick, they just lay down. They can't move. Take a lay. No, Ben. It is so that they can't move. Or do you want me to stay alone? They can't open their eyes. Like genuinely. I think they got a cold. I think it's because like once a month, you guys go through something. So you guys are tougher than us. You guys are to be an uncomfortable and still like, you know,

24:32suiting up. This is not a usual job. It's not, it's like this is if I don't come to work, there's no show. Well, we could still do a show. Not for not for like a whole whatever week or something. Yeah, we good. People don't want that tomorrow. They might, I'd that they prefer it over. You know, I'm the stop bar doing. Who's going to host it? You Dan. You think Dan wants to do that? I think Dan would be fine doing it. You think Dan wants to host the show for a week? I thought Ela did a very good job. Ela did do a good job. She could absolutely do it. Why don't we even talking about it? I don't know. I'm not following the conversation. Like we're talking about how we're going to manage for the next time Ethan is sick. But I'm not, when was the last time I was even sick? Yesterday. No, not this time. I mean, this time. Maybe you should take a call. I think they have advice for you. Hello. Hello. Hi. Can I help you? Oh my goodness. Can I call for Ela? Oh my goodness. Can I call for Ela? Yes, you can. Yeah, hi. Ela! Hello! Hello! I just want to let you know that I love you so much.

25:32I love everything you do. What? I just got my new blood. Oh my god. I got engaged in Teddy Fresh. I just love you. Oh. Thank you so much. Congratulations. That's all. Thank you. I thought maybe you would have advice for Ethan. Maybe you could help me out here. Okay. My husband gets it. The last thing that you guys were talking about was women being tougher than men. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, of course she's biased. She's going to be. She's a woman. How dare you put her down? Absolutely. Right. I didn't put her down. I just said she's biased. Do you have? No, I don't mind it. If anyone hates women around here, it's you tomorrow. No, don't say that. No, she's the first one to admit it. All right. Anyway, listen. Thanks for the call. Ela, Ela, Ela, Ela. She's the greatest. Absolutely. Love you both. Love you all. Thank you. We love you. All right. So that's what we're up to today. Let's see what we got here. Top of the show. How we was meant to come in today. But you guys know, I don't want to expose him to any.

26:32I don't make him uncomfortable. You know, he even like germs to me. A wet amus. Yeah. And so we're going to reschedule that one there. Onya from love Island gives back to her home. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a lot of patients for this show, to be honest. I was watching. I was watching you were watching a reunion. And they were arguing. Or no, maybe it was how Mary Harry. They were arguing about what they are arguing about. And I walked in and I was like, the fuck is this? Mary Harry. No, but what were they arguing about? They're so stupid. Oh, the pies. The pies. I got the pie. That was the pie. The pies. The first three times. Girl, you got pie in the face two times. She did. They go on and on. I'll give you a how many times she got pie in the face. I'm like, God, dude, this is so bad. Anyway, so this girl, Onya, and Maya, whatever. She's now that she's a East celebs. She's giving back to the community. OK. And I thought this was such a great video.

27:34Wait, she already got a new car. I think her. She said her dad was in the NBA. So she must come from a wealthy family. Which explains why she was able to give so generously. Right to her old middle school. Yeah, here. I got to mute it. OK. Well, did you give me some other kind of upbeat background music? Look it in all white like an angel. Like the first lady. Yeah, to get back. Well, they're all super excited to meet a real life. I would have lost my mind if, if and I came to my middle school. In the violent. But then here she gets, so she, she's being in a big donation. Oh. Or $500. I was like, wait, I thought that was $50,000. I thought it was $500,000. Are you kidding me? The dot is right here. That's crazy. She brought a giant check and made a whole ass promo video. Look at how wonderful like this video is definitely more expensive than the check. The check is more expensive than the donation.

28:37Maybe I'm much of the cost to make one of those check checks. Let me check. In LA. I think more for a $500 donation. That doesn't even cover like one kid's lunch for a week. Right. To her defense, Nate did tell me that she also donated 500 to the robotics club. But so to a grand total of 1,000. That is so funny. Wait, you're muted. Yeah. OK, thank you. If you're going to do that, if it's just 500, I mean, it's still something, but it shouldn't be, it should be more low-key than. Yeah. Yeah. It should be not rolling in in her. Yeah, rolling in in the Mercedes and all of that. And all the kids freaking out. Oh, we got literally the Mercedes. It's like the well. Like the well. It's just all underwhelming when you keep the check. This reminds me of the Ace family when they threw that huge stadium thing. And what he ended up donating like $5,000 or something? That was $8,000. I'll find out. I'll find out. But it says that the checks you get from $40 to $140.

29:37$140 bucks. And LA, that's what it costs. Well, that's a good amount of her budget already. So I get it. 30%, 40%. Yeah. So $5,000 if that's all we got. So when the Ace family donated $75,000 to charity, and so the original promise $100,000 during the charity event. How much did the check say, though? Let's see. The check did not say $7,000 if OK. It doesn't matter. Wait, so do you think Anaya was the one who wrote with Penn $500? I just feel like you would feel silly. She hates someone to do it. You would just feel silly writing that out on something so giant. No, she has people for that. She's got people to do that. She pays people for that about $1,000. Also, what is $500 going to do, really? Right, school. I mean, for a volleyball team, like a few new ball, like everything's expensive. Right, right. The fourth equipment. A few things off the Amazon wishlist for the five. Yeah, exactly. If it is stay on the path that you're on now, everything's going to work out and just stay true to yourself. So to do so, stay on the path. And when you're successful like me,

30:38and you made it like me, you can come back and donate $500. $500, guys. But she's sweet. It's so nice. She would have loved it. They went from no fam to like being famed over at night. So they don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they're doing. She knows $500. She had like an unmarked envelope, was just like, and this is to help. Like I would have assumed there was like $50,000 in an envelope. But like $501 in it, and it's like boom. You're like here you go. But that's almost worse if she didn't think this close. And you're talking she gave so much, but it's only $500. At least she showed that that's what it is. You're right. I am happy that she showed us that she wasn't very giving. If I were her and I wanted to be conniving, I would have done the big envelope trick. 21 million views on this video. Wait. Do you think she had two checks or just use the same check for the robotics team too? You do. Oh, I wonder. Oh my god, probably the same one. It's just a prop. Wait, am I correct? Do you have dry race ones?

31:39I'm seeing online. Oh, that's so reusing them. Awesome. Well, guys, hold on. Are these people actually not clowning on her? On yet? And on. I don't know who that is. Went to her old middle school. They were old middle school and gave back to them, trying to laugh, accrying the emotions face. She has a big fan face. Yeah, nobody's going to point out she gave $500. No, it's just like $100. She goes about $100,000 a car. She gave $500. I think that car is more than $100. I can't tell what model it is. Luckily, I have seen people kind of clowning on it a bit. I think, obviously, at the end of the day, Anaya seems like a very sweet girl. And I would have been thrilled. Had someone from Love Island came to even say hello to my middle school. So that's amazing. It is hilarious. So far. That giant check was for $500 bucks. I think that's how much it costs to fill gas in that car for like one week. Yes. That's awesome. Why are we doing this face? You can't actually be serious right now. You can't be actually doing that face. So this could be a child.

32:39This shoe cost $500. Like, you're just on Twitter. This could be like a 12 year old. Here's the full video. She has a whole launch video. Let's see. They're like, this is the same video on her Instagram. Somebody said it's longer. I mean, we saw the front of the car. Oh, it's not a G wagon. No, but it looks like an S-close. And she's not even driving by. Like, she's got a show for you. She steps out the back. Can somebody find out what outfit and shoes those are? I'm going to look like Vivian West. It looks expensive. Is my point. What did an eye-aware to her middle school? But to be fair, all this girls from Love Island, they're so gorgeous. They could be wearing like a $50 dress and look a million. It's true. Like, Kater, Trinity had a dress from she and that was so cute. So I wouldn't put too much thought into that part. No, she dry. If I'm saying she did spend a lot of money. She was going to be way more in five. She probably spent like five cages put this video together. Let me see if I can find what she was wearing. Guys, I am sorry. I know you all love her.

33:39I don't know anything about her. But spending $5,000 a go through a whole promo video, glorifying yourself, or giving $500 to a middle school, is not it. It ain't it. It's probably not $5,000. Like, we're in LA and everything here costs insane amounts. She's not in LA, right? She probably didn't do this video for $5,000. Yes, she did. The outfit, the shoes, the show for the car, the video, the editing. She did not edit. I mean, I'm assuming. No. Anyway, who cares. I just think it's funny. Oh, dress is $150. OK. Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, I still think it's weird. Who the fuck is this? It is. It's funny. I mean, it's funny. Michael Scott, something like comments. So $340. Now, by the way, the auction, office came out like decades ago. So for inflation, he may have actually donated more money as a bit for the office. And she's now out here, $20, $26, $200, $500, big check,

34:41and nobody's saying anything about it. I think that's seeing he says he spent $200 for the check, too. That's the fact. Yeah, that's also in the comments. Right? So what are we doing here, guys? For science. That's literally what you said she did, too. Yes, for robotics. For science. Change. For the kids. What the fuck, man? Why did you do a shot of you and high heels on the volleyball anyway? That's her thing. She's a volleyball player. Her own car. I guess Migos, the rap group, did this as well. They went to their high school and gave $1,000 in the hour and $2,000. Is that men? No way. Maybe it's men to be like that. That's three guys. That's way less acceptable. Because these guys are actually mega rigged. And they're so successful. Yeah. Oh my god. $1,000. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? That's awesome. Why the hell would you do that? $1,000?

35:43You know you can donate personally. You don't have to make a big fuss about it. I'm going to offer $1,000. I'm going to go give a V-Bucks check to my middle school. Just like $100 in V-Bucks. Listen, I have some V-Bucks left over. I wasn't able to spend it. Yeah. For the children. For the V-Bucks for Booker T. Washington. Next time the teacher sends us an Amazon wish list, I'm going to make a whole big deal out of it. True. I mean, we bought stuff for our kids classroom. How much money did you spend? No. $100? We've donated more. $300? Yeah. So why not? Why not? I got to make a big production, though. Yeah, we need to make a big check. Don't disclose how much you donate. Let's put it on the big check. Probably at least $200. Maybe more. Catch me on my Instagram reel. Hey, guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt. We got to go to break. Nice. Not now, Dan. I don't know if it is now. All right, thank you.

36:43Dan is not here. He's apparently doing some kind of vacation. I don't know. But he's nobody authorized his shit. I don't know why he's doing that. But he did not ask permission. He just didn't show up to work today. Not true. He didn't promise that he wouldn't be here. He's helping his wife. Yes. She has a big con that he's helping with. Really? Shout out, Ellen. Really? Shout out, Ellen. He did also give us a five-page list of things to do. He did. Like, yeah, his notes for how to cover him are so detailed. That's really good. He took pictures of every legend. Oh my god. It's really impressive. That's amazing. Mr. Swared Love. Are you watching now? Mr. Swared Love? I wonder if he is watching. I don't know. I feel like he's probably not, right? No, I think he's actually amazing. I feel like he senses every time we hit the button. Like a Jedi. Every time we hit the button, I feel like he like sports the car. It's a forest. Yeah. Oh, stop. Ellen says he's driving right now. But if he's driving right now, then he really should've listened.

37:44For a time to listen. Yeah, he should really be listening. And it's really his due diligence at the very least to listen. So do you assume like if we're home sick or we have a thing? You assume that we're listening? Should be, yes. I don't watch. I don't watch. I do come on in. Girl, that's why you're back. Hey, girl. I watch too. Girl, that's why you're here. I always watch. Girl. I watch you guys yesterday. The whole thing. Really? Yeah. I didn't really understand the love of Island stuff, but I was there for it. Thank you. That's fair. There was some interesting commentary. And I got to peek into the whole girls world. You guys were talking on periods and stuff. And I was like, whoa. You don't know about that. That wasn't even like half a minute. Pampons versus pads. What the hell is going on? Deva cups? Deva cups being bullied. Yeah. We got into wax yourself. Right. Deva cup, I feel like it could use a better name. It's like, I kind of love that. Deva in the cup, girl. It's like, it's my Deva cup. Like, it's my time of the Deva month. Yeah, I know.

38:44My Deva time. There's something about it. I just, I haven't even brought myself to try it. Oh, I've never tried it. Even though people, some people I know like it. It's something you put in that just clogs you up. Well, you're still going to catch the blood. Yeah. Does it have absorbing stuff or is just a cup? It's just a cup. And then it's supposedly a take it out and empty it. It's just sloshing around in you. No, I mean, how do you think the vagina, yeah, it's not like a bucket. No, but I'm saying it's a cork. It's like parking your shirt. Yeah. What do you mean sloshing around in you? Like a bot. It's catching. Yeah, like, you know, I guess that sloshing is. Sure. I don't know. You know what sloshing is. You know, half full bottles. Just shells. Well, do you know what I mean? Thinking of corking us. We're corking ourselves with Eva cups is very funny. That seems to be quite literally what you got. I don't know. Yeah, you did. It catches. And then you have to like pour it out in the sink, which is why it's in the sink. Yeah, I'm not. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I put it into the toilet. Yeah, I was. Oh, I know why it was in my high school.

39:45I thought to the sink. Yeah, that's what I thought. Why does it matter? Because it's gross. If you wash your hands in the sink and you sometimes, you need to look at it. You need to do what do you need to look at it? I just don't want to see that stuff. It makes more of a mess. You can do it either way. I mean, it's flush. I just found it uncomfortable. But apparently people were saying, don't have to clean it. Right. So you still need to go and wash it in the sink. Maybe that's why I was thinking. I'm saying, I don't care. You could put it in the toilet or the sink. I think it's fine. Go ahead and do it. But you need to wash it before you read. I'm not. I'm just saying, you can do whatever you want. I think it's both technically or both sanitary. Yeah. I think Olivia and I were just saying, we find the idea gross. We never even tried it. For me, not for like, you need to leave a cup girl. Maybe you're a diva. That's why. Maybe that's why we're just not divas. We need to, we'll bring our divas to all the way up. Again, I have heard of people that love it. Yeah. Are they divas? You have to boil it as well. Yes.

40:46That is. Yeah. Boil it. I can't do it to like sanitize. Yeah. But that's just, you think it again. But you just imagine how disgusting something is. There has to be boiled. Yeah. Boil it. Just, you think, whoa. No, no, no, by definition. Okay. Yes. You know what? We have to boil it. That's true to sanitize the boil. It uses it again. But I'm saying the cup is not sanitary. If you have to boil it afterwards, that's like crazy. That's not that. Maybe you're answering something in your mouth. Yeah. Because babies are, they're just, they have no immune system. They're helpful. They're helpful. They're helpful. They're helpful. Have you ever like, when you pop a zit, you have to sterilize the pin before you mop it or else it'll get infected. Right. And we're delicate muscles, us females. Hey guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt. We gotta go to break. Hey, he's right. Let's thank our sponsors. Us females. Save by the bell. Let's boil those diva cups, folks. Yes, sister. Yes, sister. Let's keep those diva cups sizzling.

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50:59So, diva cup, I will say it probably has actually saved a lot of women's lives. You're too much of a diva to die like that. Ain't that the truth? That's how they named it, I bet. You're a diva to die. So use this cup diva. Hi, this is Ethan Klein. Am I speaking with the diva? Hi, yes, I am a diva. Yeah, I'm a diva. Hi. What's going on? How can we help you? Hi, this is Maddie. This is my first slime. What? I won the VIP membership thing a couple of streams ago. Okay, fantastic. A previous winner. How's it going? Yes, I did. Got my package and I just wanted to say thank you guys so much. Yay. Oh, you're so welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yeah. And I also, I didn't get a chance to say that I was a little nervous, but I just wanted to say that I've been a fan for so long. Like, from like the base nation days. Well, and I'm thinking of an honor to be able to speak to you guys and I love Teddy Glove. Oh, thank you so much. That's so nice. The slime lady.

51:59Of course. Have you used diva cup? You don't have to answer if that's too big of a joke. Oh, yeah, do you have any thoughts on that? No, honestly, they scared me a little bit. I don't want to have to boil it. Yeah, boiling seems hardcore. That's a number. Yeah, the boiling is not the hard part. Oh, but it means some blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I also saw that you could get your IUD dislodged with it. And so that's like, I did it. I thought the IUDs high in more. Someone in chat said that too. They were like, I'm scared it's going to suck out my IUDs. Isn't that IUDs? That's where I thought I'd gotten cat in the middle of my life. The uterus is only so big. But the IUDs up there higher up. It is higher up. But I wonder if the suction, like if it creates any type of vacuum. It can't create more vacuum than having sex. I guess that's, but no, it's a it's like a sealed cup, though. It's different. I feel like I got to see what a picture this looks like. Yeah, someone in the chat said that it happened to them and their friends. So I was like, why? Oh, my goodness.

52:59It sucked the thing out of them. Yeah. So here's the top. Oh, it looks like the end of a turkey baster. Yeah. But that thing goes, it's definitely more of a plunger shape. Yeah, right. It's been a penis. So this sticks out and then you pull that out. Is that what happens? Stick out. Does not stick out of you. It doesn't? No. I put it up. So you talk to me like how dare you know? No, I thought that it was like the string of the tail on. Oh, first of all, I thought, I thought, you know, oh, that is never used it. Sounds like I know more about female anatomy than you. Yeah, I'm. And me. Yeah. We, why are you saying? Honestly, because everybody's saying that that that hangs out. No, it doesn't. No, no, no, no, I think it doesn't. It does not. I think you know it more than I've used it before. Oh, you have. Yes. You're a diva. Yes, diva. I want to apologize to Tamara for saying the voicemail was annoying. I don't really think that was you. You have. Don't. It's so fine.

53:59You have nothing to apologize for. Love you guys. I love you. Thanks for the call. Appreciate you, diva. Appreciate you. All right. Take care. That's a great call. Size matters, guys. When it comes to diva cups, age 18 or younger. So the cup is smaller. As you age, your cup gets bigger. Does that make sense? Brown like with it. Yes. Yeah. The cup overflow with. So your periods get more heavy as you age? No, I actually, I imagine you just, it probably grows with you within those few years, but I don't know. You're a bigger. Yeah. Or maybe like after a childbirth. I mean, you switch up the size. I actually don't know why. Maybe it's tags like our balls. Oh my god. Oh, it stays up. Oh my god. I bet it becomes looser. Oh my god. Look at that. Diva cup sizes. Size matters. They're saying. I'm getting visited by Jesus today. What is that, man?

54:59Oh, you got the thing. Oh, you can't see it in my camera, though. He's blessing your cup. Look at this. This is what it does look like. Stained glass. The diva cup. It's gorgeous. It looks like it would be a toy. It looks like one of those jumping toys. Yeah. We put it inside out and it goes, it looks like I want to like, slam it on the ground to see if it pops back up. I think it would. Hey, Diva, I see you. Anyway, let's actually do something on the docket here. Let's see here. Huge stories. Tomorrow you wanted this on the show. I'll show it really fast. And then move right along. Giant mole rat. He picks out of its burrow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at him, bro. Oh my god. But crest whitening strips. That's crazy. Look at his eyes.

55:59Yeah, his eyebrows. Crazy. Go to the next slide. Yeah, like what? That's crazy business. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like what? That's crazy business. Oh, yeah. Look at one. Does he have any inside of his mouth? Yeah. Just teeth all the way through. It just looks like it's just teeth. Oh my god. He's so cool. He's so cool. Look at him. He's at, uh, hey. That looks like Harley if Harley was an animal. Oh my god. Why? Except minus the teeth, I guess. You know, this must be an English mole rat. Oh, it's stupid. We're so not getting along today. Oh, I'm not a cork. Yeah. Anyway, my now shop at Beckham's. I'm not that expensive. Why do you get so, why do you get so expensive? Because it annoy you. Just because I'm British every time I talk. You don't need to play it or make an accent. I've made a joke about the teeth and you got the pencil. But has that my, I feel like if somebody else had shown it. I don't know if that would happen. You're right, Jean. Oh, cork.

56:59I love cork. It's been out of stock. Oh, the glitter. I thought you said we were going to actually talk about something. That's what I did. That is something. Austin McBroom again. I have to give it up to the guy. He's funny. We've been saying that for a long time and it's still true. He now is taking inspo from this guy who pretended to be the Eagles player. Are the 49ers player, I mean, I think. And so he's trying, he's going to stolen Valor root and now pretending to be a football player. See if he gets some clout and I have to say it's funny. My boy's on his shit. Here it is. Drive way over to Calabastas. You know what's funny as absurd as what he's doing is it is actually equivalent to how absurd the other guy was being. Right. I do. Yeah. Wow, receiver. I'm from, I'm from Northern California. He's just walking around with his helmet. Wait, sadly, this would have been a really good sketch for us to have you. Yeah, you do still it. Like with the helmet in hand, it's a good execution. I will say.

57:59Okay, cool. Gilbert. Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Mike McGlinchi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not too close, but. Yeah, but he just asked for two. Yeah, he left. I literally just got that. I literally just signed. Yeah. So, my first year or so. Well, congratulations. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, you should check me out. I'm a Switzerland. It's just, it's not even different. He's the helmet and the shirt and everything. And the bag. Yeah, I moved out this way when I was 10. Okay. Been only out here for like two years and. Well, well, get ready to leave in a few months, but I wanted to purchase some cars from my family. Yeah, I get to know that. That's cool. What do you do for work? I do real estate in Lashe extension. Do you really? He's driving with the helmet on. And again, the guy, I think the guy was actually doing that. Oh, wow. You got this car. It's a good car. Yeah, good car. Great car. Really?

58:59What's your savings like? Yeah. I'm working on that. Okay. So, I was getting best. Do you invest? I want to. Really? We should talk. We should talk about it. Can I give you my business card? Yeah, do that. Yeah, business card's perfect. Yeah. There we go. That's perfect. So. First day. Easy. I can't see how he was getting away with this shit. Yeah. Easy. That's awesome. I mean, shout out. It's awesome, bro. Yeah, it's funny. He should scam those people too. Fuck it. Take it all the way. Why stop there? Yeah, I mean, he's done him guys. He's got scam. True. Back in his natural habitat. He's got his right. He's a scam, but not this. Not this. Not this one. Um. This one was for Dan, honestly. I only added this for Dan. Oh, aw. I know it's old and we've seen it. But Dan loves watching people like break their heads and hands trying to break coconuts or something.

59:59And this one is so good. It's the Dutch. And this man. We've all seen it. Some of you maybe don't remember. That's the Danes, I think. But you start. Are they Danes? Didn't it say Danish? That's a bit clear. Yeah, Dan. I mean, I have a sister with a sister. If you're clear, then we can have a baby. Um. Look at all those coconuts. Imagine the confidence it takes to line up what looks like 30 coconuts. Okay. Go ahead. And, you know, that coconuts are strong. Oh, um. Even one would be impressive. Yeah. So, yeah. Eight. So, straight. No. What? What? Oh, wait. I, Thomas, probably could have put it here or not. Wait. I think we're just standing there and Thomas is going to find something. That guy broke his hand for sure.

1:01:00I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Dude, that was insane. But yeah, we've all seen this. Dan would have been laughing now. It says. Coco, Coco not man. Yeah, that's his name. Oh, so he's famous there in Denmark. Um, well, that's fantastic. A lot happens there. I imagine this guy's famous now. Chang, this is, um, of course, the guy who dreams of having sex with animals. I believe that I am. If I were the rule, the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize the legalized, the scalability where you are giving. You are, you are a pleasureing the animal. Yeah, this is his decree as world leader. That's the first thing. You do what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, I know what you're saying. I don't agree with that. I explain a lot. And then also his grandparents were first cousins also. Um, by the way, you think you don't know anyone who, you know, in America, you were joking

1:02:01around that one in 10, et cetera. My grandparents are first cousins. Yeah. So anyway, he came on, um, Pears Morgan. Okay. And totally unrelated to all that, but his care, bro. That's why I'm betrayal. 9-11. I don't like people saying I hate America. Nobody is. We deserve 9-11. Yeah, you're, you're nephew said that. I love America. We love America so much. We want to represent America instead of Asia. We are being blown up behind him because he loves America. Okay. Okay. Let me stop you there. Let me, let me play. Give me a break. I'm going to get a little mashup of your nephew, Chek. Hasn't bike it. I'm the controversial things he said. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Back to, well, sorry. His body was buzzing, dude, with fucking all this hatred. He just got impaled, man. But this is kind of what he want. I mean, well, no, so he said he wants to pleasure animals, not the other way around. So. He might, you want to see it again? No, I'm just, it's a massage chair.

1:03:02Okay. I want to see it again. Okay. Okay. Let me stop you there. Let me, let me play, let me play. Let me play a little mashup of your nephew, Chek. Hasn't bike it. I'm the controversial things he said. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Back to, well, sorry. I didn't just do that. Is he a big guy? I mean, I feel like that's hard to do, to break a chair like that. Are you going to talk about mic Rogers? I don't know, I do this. I just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I do think his brother. Do you want to be anywhere near him? I do think his brother works for it. Anyway, they tried to get me to, I think they wanted me to participate. I was a, it was a panel with Chek and forget who else, but I saw the names and I was like, I'm not doing that. Okay. I said, I'm not above a lot, but there are, there are some things that I, I need to rise above and one of them is getting on Pears Morgan with Chek. And then he actually blames Israel for the chair breaking. Obviously, he's kidding, but he falls on the dumbest, most fucking, oh my god, like the most

1:04:07tiktok commented bullshit ever. Why did my chair break during Pears Morgan? Obviously, Israel. To be fair, they were promised that chair 3000 years ago. Slap in our leg on that one there, Chek. Dude, this guy reads tiktok comments, that's crazy. Anyway. Might explain a lot. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. Okay. But anyway, that's what that is. He's five nine, Chek is five nine. Or is that something else? No, that's what the Google search is. He's a tiny, he's a tiny, packed little unit of a man. If that's true, he's an inch shorter than you. No, I'm off. I'll be, show me how thick your shoes are. Don't ever talk about my height to me again. Oh my god, pull up your, show me your heel. I literally six foot. All these lies to keep you extra, okay? Six foot. That I'll know you are. Whatever you are, I'm an inch shorter. Exactly. No, because you know that I'm five, we're on top of five.

1:05:08I'm sorry. I'm like five, ten and three, fours. Okay, so an inch and three, fours. I was gonna have to call someone else a tiny, little man. Fours, two inches is significant. Show me your heels. How tall are you, baby? It's two inches or a significant. What else? You're serious. You wanna go cock the cock? You that confident? Alright, let's go cock the cock. Let's go and take it out. I'm with Tamara, you're fucking pissing me off today. Yeah, I'm kidding. Stand up for yourself babies, come in, eight. You've no reason with those kids. Come in, eight, you've no reason. Not good, no reason. Because he's calling a five-nine-man, tiny. No reason. Not good, not good, not good. I know reasons. He's called me five-ten. Oh god, forbid. Dude are you okay? I don't know. You don't have to come and work. You're, you know, I think you're okay. You feel work from home sometimes if you, you know, I think you're gaslighting her. Leave her alone. Gaslighting her about what? Just fuck you with, you know. What am I gaslighting her about?

1:06:09You're the one, show me your heels, baby. I'm literally wearing fucking those normal fucking shoes ever. Show them. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. I hate everywhere I go. Now there's a kid even at the gathering people coming up to me and asking me about my shoes because of you. Exactly. There's a difference between elevator shoes and then fucking platform shoes. Yeah. Elevator shoes hide the heel. And what, which ones are you in? Escalator shoes? Yeah, I'm an Escalator shoes. I'm just saying, bro. 510 and 340. It's okay to round up to 511. It's okay. It didn't have to round up to 6 feet. I never do that. But you can. But AB has himself listed as 6 foot on the creator on one of the boxing's websites. Yeah. You know how you know that because I fucking said it on the show dude. Yeah. But you won't let, well, you won't stand up. Let me measure your height without shoes. I don't, I'll never give you the satisfaction.

1:07:10It's the same. You're the same. You unleash the beast anyway. Let's move on. Let's get met and markiplier, bro. We're getting there. Mr. Beast. Let's see here. Mr. Beast chocolate peanut butter. Celter already on clearance. Oh, I don't believe that. This should have been out what? Like three days or like a week and it's already on clearance. Holy crap. Bro, honestly, buy it just to see how bad it is. Holy fuck. I'm telling you the beast. The beast dream is over. This guy cannot keep getting away with it. He cannot keep just putting out products expecting people to buy it. Like this is, he's, this is a bridge too far. I will say my tummy did hurt after doing it. Fucking discussed. Dear bonger, that shit. It was repulsive. And I mean, you're not, what are words? This looks like CVS or something. How much you've been trying to sell these at CVS for a mega discount, you know.

1:08:13I don't even think they're going to sell it. He wants peanut butter water. It's insane. Do we have more of those in the office? No, we don't. Thank God. I was just wanting to make you a try it. Just looking at it makes me say. You know what I want on a hot day? I want to quench my thirst with some peanut butter water. I don't want my drink looking all brown and... Sadly, it's clear actually. No, I'm talking about the package. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know me. Remember the commercial? They have all fucking like shit all over themselves. Mr. Beast and James Patterson, novel collaboration headed for his asserous debut. Yeah. This is the other thing he put up. He released a book. First of all, who's James Patterson? What kind of shit does he write? He's a famous right author. I think it's like fiction, but true crime, thriller. So he made a book called the most dangerous book. Called the most dangerous games.

1:09:13And my first instinct, and he tried to do a big rollout on it, was his fans do not read. Mr. Beast fans do not want to read a book. They have no attention span. They're eight or they have no attention span. These people will never pick up a book and read it. And by the way, anybody that actually enjoys reading books, the last thing they want to fucking read is a Mr. Beast book. Like they have some... This is the dumbest. They really think they can sell anything. And it's about time Mr. Beast gets some hard truths to learn here that you can't send it. It's like this is a social experiment. He's trying to show what fucking goalable fools we are. It's like telling peanut butter water. No, like who wants to hear what Mr. Beast like has to say? You tell me once the last time you read a book, Jimmy. Ain't that the truth, Ethan? I mean, let's be fucking frank here. It's also like Jimmy knows. Like people want to see what I can do for people. Not like what I've got to say about everything. And you know what extra I run. He's trying to pull out this book and he's doing like, I'm giving a million dollars to someone who buys my book.

1:10:16Big nobody fucking, you're not priming people to go to bars and spend $30 on your book so they can win a million dollars. It's like you can hear it. You know what you're good at. Come on, maybe stick to it, Jim. What did they say? No more water. She couldn't lose two days of it. It's actually upsetting. And so I think this is going to be a monstrous loss to them. As of last week, pre-orders for the most dangerous game reported the numbered and four digits, bro. Four digits. Four digits. That's less than 10,000 Jimmy Beast. And whoever this whole ass fuck is and it's dumbass. I feel like I read a book by James Patterson when I was younger. He's a big author, but I don't think there's an overlap between James Patterson readers and Mr. Beast fans. Well, it's a makes sense. It's being billed as a Jimmy Beast. But nobody did. Jimmy has an interesting story to tell us. Nobody. He's everywhere though. He even has a Starbucks drink.

1:11:16I don't know if you know that. It's over saturated. No, what is it? What is it? I think it's like called a cannonball. Something with his Mr. Beast games. It's a collab with that. I can't. I can't. No way. You already ate your raw hamburgers, but we already done this. Let's see. What's his most famous book? Is it one of these guys that you see his books like Ralves? You see them everywhere. Yeah. The airport. He's huge. The airport book. Yeah. I never heard of them in this shit. He's like all over the school library. Is that right? Yes. I do remember being quite popular. Does he have one about like an airplane or something? Probably. Apparently these are his most popular books. Most famous novel is a long came a spider. What? I see Bitsy spider. It's a cute one. Did you see Bitsy spider? Cute name. I mean, I con it, I guess. Yeah. That was probably in 93.

1:12:17Bro, write something. Write something in the next, what, past three decades? Idiot. He's coming out with a book with Mr. Beast actually. Very soon, even. Pretty ordered. The fuck is pre ordering? Jimmy. Beast fucking. Thriller, bro. Are you serious? Loki, I will read it just because I'm quite curious. I think it's you. Wait, we should do a book review. Why don't we do a book club? Yes, I was planning on reading it for research. I mean, the truth is it might not be bad just because there's a good author wrote the whole thing. James Patterson is like super acclaimed. I think that would be cute if we did a book club and we could make it a whole thing. But the truth is it probably is bad. Well, yeah, I bet you every single contribution that Jimmy made made the project worse. To me, yes. It hurts my eyes to see the book cover and it's like it has nothing to do with him. But then there's Mr. Beast slapped on there like it's just stupid. Yeah, people want to buy it. It's just not stupid.

1:13:17No, dude. You don't have to do everything. Starbucks partner with Mr. Jimmy Lee. Jimmy. Why did I say that? It says Mr. Beast Jimmy Donaldson. The launching limited time beverage called the cannonball drink. What is it? Should we get them? Sure. Doesn't it look like something we already tried? Love isn't this one of the summer coolers? Yeah, it looks like all the other drinks with the refreshers with floating fucking. I'm sure it's good. I like the refreshers. Honestly, I bet it's bad. He's on a losing streak. Let's find out. Oh, it's good. I'm sure it was. I was not bad. I haven't tried it. I'm just saying everything he makes is bad lately. Bold tart lemonade with strawberry assay and mango dragon fruit. That sounds good. Sounds fucking good. Read it again. Lemonade with strawberry assay and mango dragon fruit. Sounds like they just threw everything in it. It does sound that way. You're like all the buzzwords. And that's so Jimmy Lee. That's fuck me. Why don't you be on it? James Lee.

1:14:17Jimmy Beast coated. Hold it. Let's do mango fruit, melon, apples, and lemonade and strawberries. And it's like, okay, Jimmy, we can't do every fruit. And also passion fruit and dragon fruit. And they're like everybody in the boardroom is like, Jimmy, he's so smart. He's so smart. He's a big thing. He's go put. You know, you're coming off a little special needs. Ask him what I was going for. Did you try this again? What do you think about this? Why not? Maybe it's an experiment. Maybe it'll taste good. I'll see. Should we get some of these? Yeah. I'll fuck with it. Yeah. For the people, for the show, to tax right up and anyway, there's a good chance that love will get it all refined it. 50-50. I'm just thinking like he's got like over 500 million subscribers. Like he went well beyond his dreams. Yeah. And he was like, you're so smart. So fast, everybody. And everything.

1:15:17Like you're allowed to say no to something. No, this man has never said no. Well, taste it first. It was next. I agree. Taste it first. And if you like it, keep it if not. Oh well. You know what I heard out he's coming next? A zone diva cup. Jimmy's not a diva. It's a j- You're so right. It's a Mr. B diva cup. That's how the book was tried with the diva cup. Like what does he have to do it freely? It's called Vagibles. Yeah. The Beast Cup. Vagible. Yeah. I made the world's biggest diva cup. And it's got the little bee flug on it. Yeah. It's like you're bossed in it. Yeah. My cup is made for extra huge loads for women's 60 plus. My cup is flavored peanut butter. Yeah. If you're still, if you're postman of ponds on still having needing diva cups, my cup is big enough to support your needs. It's not enough, bro. Oh, you captured exactly how I feel. Thank you.

1:16:17Shout out to Nick Boris, wow, what a generous donation. 500, my goodness. Thank you. Shout out to the crew and the family. I wanted to share a video that I thought you all might enjoy. I had a video hit 5 million views on Instagram of a bear catching a salmon. Try to eat it. The salmon nutted on the bear's face. What the fuck? Thank you, Lena. Let's go. Anyway, all the best from Alaska. Is that what goes on in Alaska? Yeah. I don't know why, bro. That's one of non-reface. Dude, stop. All right, I'm gonna wash it, but I don't know if I'm gonna like it. That's fucking weird. What do you mean it nutted on its face? Can we show that? That's what salmon's do. Hold on, Chank. Don't get excited. Chank, don't get excited. This is nature. It's meant to be a video to get you off. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. And unfortunate mouthful. You stop. Why might one fuck you? Did you take this video? Yeah, he must have. Wait, what am I even looking at? You know where you're looking at. No, no. Don't act all confused. It's the salmon coming on a bear.

1:17:19Bear. Wait, what? So here's the bear's head. Bear's indeed. Do we know that's even. Is that what fish come looks like? What? It's buccacchi bear. Are we sure that's fish come? Isn't that part of the process for salmon? They swim up and they lay eggs in the men come? I'll read one of the top comments. The come defenses the last hope of a captured salmon. If you can't blind the bear with that salty load to free himself, you may still have a chance to sire off spring. I'm happy for him that he got away. Did he? You mean it? It looked like he put the fish down and then he's eating it. No, no, no, just wait. It's taking bites out of it. No, no, no, but look. I still hold it. Oh, no. He looks like he died. He's taking munches out. Oh. Did he die happy? Why this video just makes me sad then? Why? I can't watch planet Earth or anything. I agree. He's the most honest one. He's the most honest one. He really is. He went out busting the net. Yeah. It's amazing, but it's so devastating.

1:18:20But the bear is more cute than the sad. But the bear. But nobody should die. Nobody should have to die. Bro, he money shot at him. Oh my god, your mom said never to do that. And look what happened. Well, I mean cool video, but. The bear should have never let him do that. It took me a minute to understand, even when it was happening. Yeah, the bear was entirely demasculated. I'm waiting for Mr. Beast to Sam and. Oh, my fish. Exactly. So, four digits, that's sick. But actually, let's order some beast drink, so you know. Okay, we can do that. I went one of the beast beverages. And also a frappe. Oh. With a frappe. Chocolate frappe with whipped cream. You should get the Java chip frappe. get the Java chip wrap. What's that? It's chocolate wrap and it has like chocolate chips splendid in. It's so good girl. How about the caramel? Oh yeah. I've never always do that. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. Add caramel. Can I have one? Nice on the camera. That was so camera. Yeah, of course.

1:19:25The senior your order. Awesome. Thank you. That was so camera love. Oh yeah. Well, I've been thinking about it. My recent maybe that's why. Oh, we're sweet angel. Wherever you are, buddy. I'll tell you what man. I've got a I've got a beast bird cage. Yeah. Wait, I'm gonna fly that home anytime you want. Um, according to Senna for the pairs new novel collaboration. Tell you the most dangerous game has been tracking poorly. Society anonymous sources close to the project. It's on track to be an historic bomb. Awesome. Isn't it an historic bomb? It's not like a well known literary and historic bomb. Beast is in the bomb business now like Lockheed Martin. Beast beast. Aerospace making FAT using shit. That makes more sense to me than fucking a beast novel.

1:20:31As of last week, period is we're numbered in the four digits. That's fucking sick. The book is number 18 on Amazon's new release. That's literally below hungers. Buy auto biography, which is number one in LGBTQ plus memoirs. Yes, about fisting. That's crazy business. Oh, holy fuck. You know what easy to get a New York Times number one best seller? I feel like everybody's got that you should do it. I feel like Tyler Oakley has that. You should do it. You should do it. But about what the thing is I have respect. I know I don't have a story though. I don't have a book to write. You know, many times I'm not saying I couldn't. You also do have so much to say you have a podcast. What I'm saying is that I have too much integrity. You wouldn't do it just to do it. You know, there was it to fill an urge to do it from inside. There was a time when everybody was making books on YouTube. I got a approach by everybody being like me and a bit of a bit. Yeah, and I says I don't

1:21:34got a book. I don't got no book. I don't got a book. What if you make a book for each episode with a transcript? Howard did that. Wait, it's just a trace. No, he just did interviews. No interviews, but it's his transcripts of the interviews. See, I feel like you could do it. It's not just that. It's it. I've heard they were. I mean, from the book was very underwhelming as much as I love the guy it was underwhelming. It was just trans. Yeah, it was just it was like the first chapter was his hymn writing the intro for the book and the rest was just interviews. Yeah, listen to this. Tyler Oakley. I wasn't even kidding. He had a New York Times best seller for a 11 consecutive weeks. Tyler Oakley and 2015. I'll bet you I bought that book. It was called. What was it called? Show me the cover. Yeah, I don't know, but of course Tyler Oakley had a fucking New York Times best seller. We're so moody today. Yeah, well, I've been I'm oh my god. Yes, it was his memoir binge. I

1:22:35genuinely had it and enjoyed it. Absolutely. Did you binge it? I think I probably got it for Christmas. You know, if it's funny, you get that book and you're like, you spend. Oh my god, this visual. I remember seeing of course. Nobody gives a fuck about Tyler Oakley anymore. Here's the thing is I I'm looking at this and I'm giving a fuck. I could like I remember binge. Okay. Let's look at the reviews. Good reads. Let's see what the people thought. I love these all these like these are real book people right here. They don't fuck around. Oh, they like it. I also did own all of Miranda Singh's books though as well. Whoa, this this has 20,000 ratings. That's that's okay. Yeah, he must have pushed a lot of those good thing too. I don't think he has any source of income these days. What's he up to? Bro, so let um, sorry, what is I going to say? He looks like I was going to say I spent I didn't mean to say Lesby encoded. I was going to say he looks like Alan. I don't know

1:23:40which I don't know if that's problematic to say or but he does look like I think you meet you need more lean dude and that might I'm still I'm coming off the lean and you know it's crazy. My doctor sent me more. There's a bag that showed up because I thought I'm throwing it away. No, I did rip it. No, I hit that shit. I have a song just for you. Yeah, is that really lean? That's how I know what that is. You get with soda and Sprite. No, it's supposed to have coding in it. I thought that was the part that lean. That's another hold on. You got to get the star face. No one. My doctor called it. He called it purple drink. He did. He made a purple drink. Nobody he was talking about getting a cop syrup with coding and he says he couldn't get it because nobody in LA makes it with with with coding anymore because everybody was doing purple drink and he spelled it D R A and K. If you don't believe it, I'll show you. Cool as doctor. He is cool. You know, but but is there a dosage

1:24:40because I don't understand the truth is I probably took too much. Yes, obviously. Did you see the way too much? Did you see the little elves? No, bro, I didn't see anything. I fell asleep for three days. It's been out of it for three days. So you haven't been on everquest? Slightly. I played very little. I took you with your eyes. Exactly. You like the guild down. What is lean? It's a purple drink. A scissor up. Scissor up. Dirty Sprite. Scissor up. It's clean. It's clean. So what is it? Shout out to Rick, the ruler for 20 gifted memberships. Oh, no. Rick. What a legend. I was saying containing coding and from after that. Yeah, exactly. Coding is a big part of the drug. But without coding, it's not fun. Coding is the opiate. That makes you feel good. Without it, you're just a fucking zombie. Well, I think a lot of

1:25:41sound cloud wrappers only do from ethosine. And then that's why they're so fucking. What's his name? Down. What's his name, love? Dave Blunt. Yeah, Dave Blunt. He has a song about it. They go sip in on from ethosine. I'm sipping on from ethosine. And then I can't put down the code. But it says here coding from ethosine. That's his rank. And I can't put down the code. Maybe you got to do both. I don't know. I mean, I, I, well, it sounds like my doctor was actually going to get me that if he could, but now lay apparently people have been abusing it too much. They've been no pharmacy will even mix it. And I was like, dude, are they're getting it from pharmacies? I didn't imagine all these people were getting it from pharmacies. Why won't they mix me some drink? You can't put down the cup, bro. I wanted some purple drink, doctor. Can't put down the cup. Can't put down the cup. Sipping on from ethosine. Sipping on from ethosine. I'll say it does not seem like a party drug because I just fell asleep and felt like and then felt like awful, like angry. Like my, I was angry. Well, that's it's also like he's been so loopy. Like he would just lay down on the couch,

1:26:46fall asleep and then he'll wake up. Say he's going to wake up. But then just go right back to sleep and then that kept happening. It reminds me of when we would take on from a doll. Framadol, which is like a hardcore opiate that I was addicted to and I would just dose off. You couldn't wake up. It was kind of scary. Yeah, we used to laugh about like whenever that would happen. It's like you just you can't help it and you're like, okay, I'm waking up. You just go back to bed. Yeah, it's actually. Because you talk about true, was it called true man? Framadol? I have that in my house because it gave it to Leslie because she had her gallbladder removed years ago. She never took it because she was scared to try it, bro. I don't want to. You're not going to get addicted to it. It's not fun when you have actual responsibilities like kids and stuff. Yeah. I mean, what did she get it for? gallbladder. She's when it that happened. 2023. And she's holding on to it now. It's just three years.

1:27:47It just been we just have it there. We haven't touched it at all. You know, a milligram and how many? Girl flush them. Throw it out. Brush them ASAP before you. No, I can't take that stuff anymore. No, I know. I think not only would I not feel it, I would potentially have like a really adverse effect when you're on antidepressants or SSRIs in particular. You can't take any fun drugs. Really? Yeah. Like MDMA and like opiates and stuff is really dangerous. Oh, okay. Because you can get serotonin in syndrome. Oh my god. I'm on. Okay, yeah. Okay. Okay, notice. What do you been up to? I don't know. Well, the problem. I think biggest problem other than being dangerous is just it doesn't. I don't think it says fun. Like you don't feel as good. That's so interesting. Because your brain is all all the serotonin I think is like taken. Yeah. Yeah. Huh, I'll do. I'm going to look into it. Yeah, check that out. Yeah. Right, Gabe. Oh, yeah.

1:28:48But I'm not a drug person. We wait. So I don't know about these stuff. I never. Yeah, I never tried it. So I have no clue what's this. I just, I'm just leaving it as it is. What do you try to, you just do alcohol? I mean, you drink. You drink. I drink sound like if there's people around. Yeah. And this is what the cigar just to relax. That's about it. You do any weed or anything like that? No weed. Nothing. Okay. I'm nothing. MDMA. I'm just, I'm just a clean person. Off drops. We're not cops. Off drop syrup. Off drop syrup. Yeah, if I have a cough. You ever hit Prometheus in? I haven't had any yet. Well, I got a new bottle. If you want to get weird this weekend. Yeah. I'll go, I'll go space and go nuts. I must correct myself. People are saying no, don't flush. Don't flush meds. Apparently you can go to the pharmacy and get that. Yeah, you can officially get rid of it. It's too late. I already told my wife to flush. No, no one's going to fuck up the water system. That's what everyone's telling me. Yeah, the fishes are going to get high.

1:29:48Thanks. Oh, no. Everyone's going to be, that's so, is that, okay, that's interesting. What the fuck is this? You don't know Dave Blondon's. That's Dave Blondon's. I will say, this is the guy who's doing purple drinks. Yeah. And he looks like purple drink. He was the, he was the ghost writer for a con. He's a how Hitler song. Yeah. What? Yeah, he had a ghost writer. Oh my god. For the how the heck he, the words that goes how Hitler and where they were multiple people on that project. He cooked the beans. Multiple people. This dude don't need purple drink. He is purple drink. So he is the cool aid man. If he was on the fucking lane, it's more like great. It's purple so it should be great. That's great for sure. So he needs to sit down on the stage. Yeah. It's, it's a sight for sure. Is he good? Yeah. Unfortunately. He's a giant douchebag by. Does he do lane? He's horrible. He's actually like one fee worse people.

1:30:50Yeah, he's not a good dude. His lyrics are very offensive. Yeah. But I mean, there is some sort of like musical brain in there for sure. Unfortunately. He blew up because of his looks and then say, don't put it like that. That's not a nice way to refer to him because of his size. Oh, no, I would never. Oh, did he blew up? Yeah. He probably gradual. He got really big back a couple of years ago. It was like he blew up. Probably gradual. We're still on Mr. Beast. This is that lane at the cell. Which is it now day four? I took it on. I swear to God, I'm still not right. It took it on Tuesday night. Yes. It took it one night. Yeah. One night. Ah. Ah. Ah. Anyway, Mr. Beast, um, check this out. Donaldson and Patterson have been prompting the book on social media, including a YouTube short title. Read my book.

1:31:50You can win a million dollars. Nobody going to read that shit even for the chance of winning a million dollars. Idiot. Fuck your book. Don't ask. Fuck your pint of butter. Fuck and water. Idiot. Anyway. Come on, baby. Ah. What else we got? GOP candidate hesitates too long when asked if he's killed people. Interesting. Okay, interesting. Let's take a look at this. Have you killed people, sir? I think if you have, that's still like easy like no. Even if you've killed people, that's an easy no. It's good. No. Stand by. It's my god. What's up on my end? It just keeps muting. It keeps muting. Whenever I play, are you seeing this shit? Probably refresh. Girl, I'm gonna fucking scream. I'm about to go into a purple drink rage from Ethorege.

1:32:55Father, force you to kill a man when you were seven years old. Is that the only person you've ever killed? Wait, what? Hold on. Back up. Why did you do that? I'm muted again. Why, what is this? It's something wrong with the whole play. Then turn on the volume, I guess. But I want to hear the beginning. Oh my god, bro, I'm gonna fucking scream. Is that the only person you... Okay, it says... There's subtitles. You claim that your abusive stepfather forced you to kill a man? You to kill a man when you were seven years old. Is that the only person you've ever killed? Whoa. Whoa. Let me come. Whoa, what are you thinking about? Whoa. He's my one. I would say... as a... as a child, yes. What? No fuck. I wasn't the worst answer you could ever put to that question.

1:33:56And as an adult? I'm not... How many were you talking? He thinks he ate for some reason, but that answer... I don't think he ate. He's a reaffirming. He's face though. He's... I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, love. He thinks he's the shit. Yeah, he's like... Why don't you do it every time? Why is it doing that, bro? Basically... This is what you call a reaffirming? But... Yeah. Okay, the audio's up, so where's the audio? It's just possible. Okay. I would say... as a... as a child, yes. I mean without question. Oh, sure? You thought about it, love. But I've been in other situations where... you know, possibly people... Is he in the army? As a result, he may defend himself. Oh, yeah, he's in the army. Oh, okay, I see, I see. I... There's no... Wait, no. Wait, hold on. He was kind of... cryptic. As a result of me defending myself in other country.

1:34:57That sounds like army. It does, but is that what he means? Because he should have said in service or something more specific. It sounds like he was like, yeah, I was in another place in the club. I heard from him. What the fuck does that mean? Did someone look a few this time? He was in the Marine Corps. Yeah, that's just a weird ass way of saying that. But yeah. As a result of me defending myself in other countries, I... There's no count on that, and I... There's no photos or... What? Or would there be photos? That was something as a kid without a doubt. Yeah. Do you think that you've killed people as an adult? Sounds like yes. Does it matter? Yeah, it's a cell. Well, hold on. He... He... This... This report is being kind of a douche because he's like... So weird, yeah. If he's... If he's served in the military, yeah, he's active duty, it's obviously like something traumatic then. And he doesn't want to brag about killing people in service.

1:35:58Right. Seems like. And he had this really traumatic experience as a child. If somehow his stepfather forced him to kill a man, it's said, I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound fucking great. And then this report is like, well, have you killed anyone else? And he's like trying to be thoughtful and say it in a way that's like not bragged doucheers. And he goes, well, no, you need to tell me. Did you kill someone in the service? Do you think you killed him? I think there's more to it. I think he said previously, he's never served in combat or deployed to a war zone, according to his own public statements. So then that is interesting. Yeah. And strange. Doesn't matter. That's awesome. I don't know what's going on. I know this guy and I can tell he's probably not going to win so. You know. I like that man. He's killed people. I like that man from the news. Drake, barking for a golf girl. And who cares? All right, let's talk about Markiplier. This guy's going to jail, bro. I knew the minute that he muted me on Twitter

1:37:03that I would be vindicated. That either would be one man standing at the end. Fucking person to go to jail for insider trade. To be sounding the goddamn alarm that it was bad. Not true, dude. But what did you do for him to mute you, though? You haven't said that part. Right. What happened? I just made a tweet who cares about what? I was talking about my, you know, it's fucked up because I was talking about my fertility issues with me and you were trying to. Only a cream-filled one. Sock mean, Ela, have been going through a lot of fertility stuff. And I'm someone that is transparent. And I like to share our process with people because I think it could help other people. The process. And so he muted me for that. The process of trying naturally. Yeah, or in a lab, I don't know. What did you tweet say? I don't remember. I deleted my Twitter. As a researcher on this podcast, I actually know what the tweet was. Send it. Okay. He didn't need to be so rude about it. Me? No him. We should find out what he said, too.

1:38:04Yeah, that's right, Mark. I didn't ever let that shit go. That's right. And now it's my, the tables have turned. And I'm the table turner. I found his podcast clip before I found the tweet. Do you want to let it in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what he said. Here's the beef. Has it ever been the same since? No, but the most uncomfortable thing I've ever saw on Twitter was it was a tweet from Ethan Klein. That cannot be the most. We've all seen horrible things on Twitter. How many, I'm a horrible thing every single time. I'm so sorry, Mark. This was the worst. The VH3H3. God. And I'm sorry for everyone that is reminded of this tweet, but it really existed, which was a gift. And he said every time Ely is obviously I mean, it was a gift from someone filling donuts. I think it was. I was just like, I want, why? Why was he doing this? That sounds funny. It sounds like you thought it was funny.

1:39:05Sorry, you don't know what it's like to be funny. That you couldn't think that what to be funny. No, it sounds gross to me personally. I also sent you a visual of what the tweet was. I do think that it was polite of him to just mute you and not publicly unfollow. I think that that shows a bit of... Yeah, but then he told it on his podcast, which commenced the battle. You know what? This is reminding me though. We used to have fun on Twitter. The way me and you would reply to each other. Like, okay, it's true. And stuff like that. It was fun. I'm beside all the drama sides doing it. No, Twitter is a fucking hellhole. It's a hellhole. Well, it happened when Elon bought it. But yeah, it was like a light switch. But this reminded me that we used to have fun. Yeah. Sorry, bro. Sorry, sorry for the days when people used to have fun on Twitter, Markiplier, inside a trader, a plier, Martha Stewart, a plier. Here's our IVF doctor, fertilizing my wife's eggs on this on this Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's disgusting. To be honest, it's true.

1:40:05To be honest. But it was out there. It was wild. It's certainly. I thought the get, here's what happened. I saw the gift and I thought the gift was funny because it was so gross. It's like just a donut. It was just donuts being filled, but it was so graphic. It really is. Now clearly, should I have, should I have done, should I have kind of like done that caption? Maybe not. I mean, it was a funny and out of pocket. I don't feel that anybody did anything wrong. That's my take on this. Well, I'll tell you what, maybe you didn't like it, but I didn't do any inside of your trade. That's true. I'm not, I'm not worried about the FEC. In fact, I'm full of flage and license by the FEC. I'm in a good graces. I'm in a good standing with that number F-17535. Look it up, Google it. What is the FEC financial election commission? No. You mean the FCC? FTC? One of those FF.

1:41:06Or SEC? Hold on. Who regulates? The stock market in USA. SEC. Yeah. The SEC. So you've been saying you're wrong for the past year? I don't know. Not on. You don't listen to that. You don't come to me for f**king, to get, because I get my acronyms right. You come to for the null, the financial advice. Right. Look at this shit, bro. Can you believe this guy cannot take a f**king break? Like he literally has to listen to everything. The Jimmy Beast diva cup. That's disgusting, bro. You're not even a woman. What do you know about diva cups? Literally. Gross. Probably never made a woman come before. Idiot. Toss. So on diva cups. Yeah, it's gross. I made it. I made it. I appreciate that.

1:42:06And I'm just like, it's not the worst thing on Twitter though. No, sir. Oh my god. Like hello. I think I have worse tweets than that. Yeah. You threatened to kill your Uber driver. My Uber bicycle. You wanted to stab him. I would never stab my Uber driver. Are you tweeted? No, that didn't. No, it was my Uber's on a bike. Or no, not my Uber. It was my postmates on a bike. And then, and then something scary that I deleted. I did. I deleted it. And it was worse in my opinion than your donut. Way worse. Hello, this is Ethan Klein. Did you? What are your thoughts on the cream pie tweet? Is that the worst thing you've ever seen on Twitter? No, I can't come and get the head of a bull. That's what I'm saying. Like, Markiplier, are you seriously going to go on your little podcast and try to pretend like a worse person on Twitter? It's not. I'm not a podcast. It's just stupid. His toy podcast. That's stupid. Anyway, toy podcast totally. Anyway, shout out to you, girl. I'm a guy. Happy Friday.

1:43:07Happy Friday. Ah. Oh, okay. And that's the graceful, like, I like people like that. Chums, she says the thing, and she goes, Ethan just wanted everyone to know. He's hitting that. And man, he has been muted ever since. His delivery was funny. I'd put a reminder everyone else that I had to witness that. I wonder how many donuts were bought on that day because of that post? Well, it probably was national donut day. So probably a lot. They're saying you're an influencer. They're saying that you have pull with the even in the donut game. Like, that's, that's a compliment, Ethan. And you know it. I take, I mean, it is, but I don't think he's trying to be nice. Well, not many, you know, I didn't, I didn't look at that and was like, boy, I want to boss and cream donut right now. Why donuts are, yeah, you know who, who doesn't have him muted the SEC knocking at your door. Because what this beef is now cream filled? Oh my god, you and Ari both have donut scandals. Someone in chat just pointed out.

1:44:08How's it feel? Best of you. Oh, is it not? Wait, did someone, did I say it's gross? The pyramid? I don't know what I think I sent it because I guess some people are feeling like we were saying, you know, it's gross and stuff and I mean, I do get to grow. I think it's okay to say this. Can be gross natural and gross. Yes, it is not a good. I mean, it's blood. Blood is, you know, not a secret. That's why we're talking about it. But also, yeah, just in general, everyone handles blood differently. Like every single person has a different. Yeah, like, yeah, yeah. I just don't like that. Natural, hold on. Natural functions are gross. All bodily functions are gross. P poop. Gross. Vomiting is gross. Your body is normal and it's allowed to be gross. Like, it's fine for me to think that it's gross. I don't need to tell myself that it's not. I do think that like the process of what a period is and the fact that I get it every month is beautiful and it empowers me as a woman. I will say. When Lena tells me she's on her period, I say you go girl and I give her a little slap. Absolutely. Thank you, Ally.

1:45:11Yeah, it doesn't mean that we hate people with periods. But yeah, period. Period. Period. And I agree. I actually, that's a, that's a, a common, a common is gross. I mean, that's not cool. That comes as gross. Like we do, like guys, we do, we have semen. That's like our version. That's like the other side of the reproductive thing. I would say semen is disgusting. Ranking semen is gross. I would. So it's not like boys. I want you to know semen is not gross. It's natural. Own your come boys. People are saying, oh, you're come boys. She's went to release that. True. Fall in time. You never never had a wet dream. I'm choosing to have that wet dream. It's gross. You know, there's another kind of milk. It's that's just how about how about for let to receive it? Say what now? How about for women to receive it to receive come? Yeah. That's not gross. Right. That's natural. Yeah. Receive for men. Yeah, but for women. Well, listen, come come is gross in the wrong context.

1:46:14It's probably most, it depends on the person, but I think he's probably mostly gross. Right, Gabe? Now for me, yeah, it does look gross, but for others, like, it depends at your what what your feeling is, but for the women to receive it, I think it's a good thing. You mean having babies is good? Yeah. Are you just talking about like the sex act of probably? Probably. You're saying it's hot to cream pie in a one. Daddy likes money shots. Well, nobody's saying I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. Are you saying you like the cream pie or a money shot? Let's say let's say the money shot. Yeah. Oh, okay. I think that's okay. Respect. Okay. That's actually not where I thought you were going. Well, I respect yeah, maybe sometimes it's not gross. I guess it's not on her face. It depends on people's opinions. Depends on who you ask. Yeah. I think he's saying for guys getting come on you does gross for most straight men.

1:47:15I think most women find come gross. Well, I think there's a lot of people that don't want to get my face shoted. I don't think anyone wants random come on them. Right, that's a good point. If some people want to order, I do not come different. Yeah. Like I've heard about these sex crimes. I remember this happening. Guy would put his gun in a squirt gun. He would squirt people. That's where to go. It's where to go. That was a thing I remember. Never heard that. And that is crazy. He was in the parking lot of a rost or something. I don't know why I remember that detail. Look that up. Google that fast. Guy got kicked out of my high school because he came in a snapple bottle and the other dude drank it. Oh, no. Oh my god. Do you see? But so do you want to see how gross we all feel reading that? Like, do you have to get like repulsed? Like like physically or do you? Does that turn you on Gabe? Okay, Gabe's a little freaky. I get it. I guess. New Mexico man, jailed for spraying children with semen loaded squirt gun. Oh, it's good. Oh my god.

1:48:18Yo, I'm sorry. And I'm. We're doing that. We ain't doing that. What the fuck, bro? That is so fucking sick. So you see what I'm saying? This isn't an empowerment thing. Like boys own your semen. Now in the other hand, women are walking around squirting people with their period blood. That's not really the thing that you hear in the headlines. No. Excuse me. Does that make sense? Yes. Anyway, Markiplier. So it turns out Markiplier, here's the story. He is in hot water. Because he turns out was gopos grow pros gopros. Wait, Dan, Dan can say it for us. Hold on. I made this go bros. Go probe. Go probe. Tell me thing. Go probe. Go probe. Go probe.

1:49:18Go probe. Okay. Thank you, Dan. No pro. Markiplier. He's so apparently he was gopros top individual shareholder, which is kind of really fascinating. At 8.5%. That's a lot of stock for one single individual to own of a company. So he hit 8.5% on July 13th of this year. Just two years, two days prior, he did his first ever sponsorship for go pro. Here's the video. So it's mostly in the description because it's a live stream. Every single mark live stream had a go pro affiliate link until September 1st live stream, which no longer has the link. Is it after it was publicly disclosed that Mark was a larger shareholder? When did he invest in gopros on August 30th via Bloomberg? He invested. So he had to report it July 13th because he was a large holder, I guess.

1:50:18But I'm assuming early July, he probably bought out that stock. But it sounds like he was outed by some Bloomberg investigation. It was he officially filed, I mean, it's all there, but he officially filed around August 20th. That's when Bloomberg reached out. So it's like if you invest, you need to file something. I think once you pass 5%, you have to file by you own that many shares. Okay. Yeah, it's a disclosure. But yes, 5%. So let's see. If you look at the description here, you'll see that they feel it. And he's claiming here he's being sponsored. Every single mark employer, so I read that on August 27th, that was, hold on, August 27th. That was like two weeks ago. That was last week. What the fuck? Again, this is three days before it was publicly known that Mark owned stake in GoPro.

1:51:19So he released a video promoting GoPro. So at this time, that he put out this video, he owned, he was an undisclosed 8.5% owner of GoPro. Undisclosed. So and then in this review, by the way, I'm generally being silly. I'm actually a hate mark or think that what's happening is I don't want him to go to jail. I really don't care about. I'm not, I'm not, I'm looking at this objectively, right? And I didn't really care about any of this stuff and mostly believed him of what he was saying. But this part, this part here was giving me T Martin and prosendicate. So this is before he disclosed it. I know this because I know a lot about the monotonous. And I gotta tell you, looking at the footage, it's not half, it's not one tenth. Sometimes this footage looks better. I'm not blowing smoke. I'm not paid to say that.

1:52:20I've been excited about this since I first saw a teaser of it. Got GoPro was putting up like the next generation. So that seems super sketchy to me. It's like on the one hand, yes, you're not technically paid like a regular sponsorship. But obviously you are in another way. So just why say that, you know? Well, I think I don't think you can spin that in any way where he's not being dishonest about it. Like he is paid. He owns part of the company. Like he has a vested interest. Like did they give him money directly for the statement? But they don't have to. He owns like a significant part of the company. Like he has a vested interest in saying it's succeed. Which biases his review. Or at least his review should be, it should be disclosed so that you know when you're watching his product review that if it's biased one way or the other or not. Because he's like, this is the best product of all time. GoPro 700 dollar camera is better than 7,000 dollar camera. If you don't buy this camera, you're a fucking, you should fucking die in a fucking fiery death.

1:53:22And the thing is that especially in the tech world on YouTube, like MKBHD, world, they have huge, uh, etiquette, you know, rules and sidelines about how they do stuff and how to be credible to your audience. Yeah, they have lines they don't cross. Yeah, line is, line is tech tips invested in this big laptop, uh, company called framework. And he was excited for, for that laptop brand to kind of work. Yeah. And he also reviews it. But he's a large share owner. But he says that before every review in every video, he's like very open. Yeah. And every time he compliments it, it's like, listen, I'm biased, but I think this is super cool. Which is the right thing to do. And that's how you should do it. And there's no problem with that. Well, I think, and exactly, it's still a good review. Yeah. Like, oh, this is a cool product. Yeah. And he actually thinks it's illegal not to disclose it. I think Mark might be in some trouble with the, who, where, where are we calling him now? The SEC, whoever that is. I don't know.

1:54:23FEC, who's it? F-E-C. Or F-T-C. You know, the state securities and exchange commission. Yeah, he might be in trouble with them, actually. Like, actually. And I feel like, to me, like, I'm not even like an avid watcher of channels like that. But every once in a while, I want to learn about something. I will go to one of them for a review. And I know that, you know, like, I know they're, they have rules and how they're like, how some creators are more, you know, credible because of that. So I just, like, Mark, it's been on YouTube forever just like us, longer than that's probably, right? Oh, yeah. He's been longer than us. So it's just like, we all know that. Yeah, obviously, you know that. That's not what I mean. It's been a huge, it's been a huge conversation for a long time. Yeah. He knows that. And he's worked with lots of sponsors and sponsors who are like really high, high level, like mainstream, who he's worked with will be very, like, you've got to disclose it up front. You have to disclose it this way, et cetera. Go ahead, did tomorrow. You don't have to raise your hand. Green paper 5743 is now gifted a total of like 70 members.

1:55:26Wow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Talk about that green paper, baby. Let's go. Oh my god. Wow. So generous. Thank you so much. Green paper. Let's get some Starbucks, let's buy some beast beverages. Thank you. That's so nice. But yeah, he knows better. And it doesn't, he really lose a lot by disclosing it. That's the part that I don't understand. Yeah, I mean, when line is takes it, it's like that with the laptops. I feel like it actually makes him more credible and weird way because he's on money. It's actually not weird. Yeah, it's like he's money. He's money. He's on money. Yeah. Like he really believes in the product. Yeah, totally. To miss. Miss. Unfortunately. Well, when I first heard that he owns 8.5% of GoPro, I was like, wow, that's super impressive. That's crazy. Yeah. So, but like then he, it's not that he didn't disclose it. That'd be one thing. But this, this specific statement when even further than not disclosing it.

1:56:27He's like straight up this like it's misleading. One of the most, he's like, I have no reason to lie about this. Yeah. It's like, why did you even have to go and say that? Consistent lens glass manufacturers in history. I know this because I know a lot about the monolidolences. And I gotta tell you, looking at the footage, it's not half. It's not one tenth. Sometimes this footage looks better. I'm not blowing some man put reverb on that shit knowing he owed 8.5%. Oh, I'm not paid to say that. I've been excited about this since I've come on now, bro. He's wearing a shirt with a bunch of GoPro's on him, right? Yeah, that's a GoPro show. He's been paying for some times this. I was not paid in any way. All right. My I'm missed. I'm changing my middle name to GoPro. The GoPro's looks better. Oh, man. It just it would have been so much better if you did more explicit. It would have been totally fine. Yeah. But obviously he really believed in the product to put so much

1:57:28of his own money into it. So it gets worse though. It gets worse. It does. Yeah, it does. It does get worse. He could have totally said like I believe in this product so much that I'm putting $8 million. Right. My own money. Yeah. His his investing does line up with this this new camera. They've never had a GoPro like this that has an interchangeable lens like this. Does that mean he had insider info? I'm no, that was public knowledge of that camera. He's he's claiming when he saw this camera. Well, that's when he invested. Yeah, for the question about insider info comes up when you when you find out that following this. Let's see following the announcement GoPro stock. Hold on. August 27th. He put out this video. Then August 30th. August 33 days later. The blue book comes out. This Bloomberg article comes out that he's associated. And that causes the stock to rise. Hold on. That can't have been the only reason to stock rise because the market has started. Yeah, it's when it started. But September 1st, which is we're trying to get at the merger happen. And that's when what really happened is that right of right.

1:58:32September 1st. Three days ago, which was like whatever a mere few days after people found out he was and he was. Interested. And I don't know when he bought it. Was he he buy it just recently? He buy July 13th. Or that's when it disclosed it became technically public knowledge August 20th. But everybody not people that are known to August 30th. So here's the thing. They merged. A huge merger was starman optical. A company with a large focus on AI September 1st. And the merger earned Markiplier $15 million. So I'm like all week. He made $15 million from this merger. I don't I don't know if this is interesting too, but the new camera came out on the second. The day after September 2nd, the new camera, the newest camera came out. Wait, but I thought he invested because the camera was already out. We know they they're still previewed. There are no there's two versions of it. There's the first one came out in May. Yeah, so before his initial investment in the the newest one came out September.

1:59:36But I'm sure they must have promoted before they promised. So it's public knowledge that this camera is going to come out. Right. So he's but basically, the merger is the big thing for me because it's like if he knew that there was going to be a merger. And then he pumped the stock. I don't know. It's just I feel like this is going to be a big ethical. Interesting. I mean, he says he didn't know anything about the merger. He said he's not that deep into it. So yeah, you just happen on you just I mean, I could believe him, but you don't just fucking stumble upon owning 8.5% in a company. I don't know enough because I've never been in that situation, but if you're the majority shareholder, which is what I'm understanding right? He's the single largest individual shareholder. No, second after the order. Second, okay. So wouldn't a decision like that will get you notified? Like wouldn't they notify you about a decision like that? It depends what type of shareholder it depends. What type of shareholder you are.

2:00:38Okay. So there's two types and that's why you have to file. Okay. There's one that is active in decisions and inner knowledge. And so therefore you have to disclose it because there's certain ways that you interact and trade and buy and sell it. Which would be unfair. You could have insider information. Okay. And then there's another one where you say I'm just passive. I don't have anything to do with it. And I just own the stock and I don't have any insider information or any association with the company at all. And I just. And he filed that one. He did not. He did not. He did not file any of them. He did. He filed the passive one. But after before the merger. But only a few days like before. But so that's the problem. It wasn't a few days before he filed the 13th. Became public knowledge of 20. Well, it was officially filed the 20th, August 20th. Then public knowledge of 30. He wasn't like a problem. He did everything. At least a month, a month and a half.

2:01:39Okay. He probably did it by the book. He bought it and then filed it. And then a little bit later it became public. Because people aren't like digging for this constantly. So with him being that passive type, it's possible that he didn't know. I think my personal opinion is that he got lucky. But but also this stock price didn't happen because he reviewed a product. And it didn't happen because of the merger. It happened because people got so hyped to hear that he owned so much. And then not only his fans, but also like just random people from the internet that know of him bought the stock. And that's what made a skyrocketed. And that's in my opinion also what makes him lucky. Because if he stock went up because of his review. That would have been my dream. And people didn't know that he owned. Yeah. Because then that'd be kind of fucked up. He's reviewing this positively and his stock goes up. But that didn't really happen. The only time it went up was when the fact that he owned it became public. So that makes him a bit lucky there.

2:02:39And my opinion. Yeah, I agree. It does seem like lucky timing. And not. I don't know. Well, he explains himself. It's hard to, I don't know who knows. Right? Yeah, he explains himself. You were the first. Yeah. I mean, the truth is if it's not luck, he's in trouble. He should put it like it's so stupid. You could have just disclosed it like nobody cares. Like I don't think it would have mattered at all if you disclosed it. No, I agree. But also he's way too like rich and successful and famous to not to not act this ignorant. Yes. About something so serious like that's my mind going around this much money. And then be like, I'm just a small being. I don't know. Stock fading work. Yeah. Well, not real. Well, that's not really an acceptable answer at this scale. Right? No. So do you. Mark went on Philly D to explain his side of the story. I'm spending come on the cream filled podcast. But whatever. Yes, I reach out to Markiplier. And among other things that he talked about, he explained, you know, why he thought that it was undervalued.

2:03:39I figured that what the market cap said it was is undervalued simply by the name. They are literally the Kleenex of cameras. Because people will colloquially call an action cam a GoPro, even if it's not that brand. So I just assumed from that alone they had value. But I knew that they were up to something. It seems horribly ignorant of me to say that I accidentally got to where I am. But there was no intention to get to this point where I have to submit paperwork and say, I am a blah, blah owner of this company. That's just unbelievably stupid. I also don't buy it because he's not. I don't buy the small bean argument. What? He's not a small bean. He's always very savvy. He's got a lot more rich after the movie though. I think he stumbled upon a lot more like cash to throw around after the movie he made. Think he made like 60 million from him or something. But he's very savvy. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

2:04:39This makes sense. I don't buy that. And also he has advisors. He's got people like there's no reason for him to do the small bean argument. He's like, well, it's actually only on 10% of GoPro. I didn't know I had to tell anybody. But anyway, it's not up to me to say it's up to the government. Yeah. I'd never go. And they'll investigate and find out what actually happened. Because I don't know what actually happened or if any of laws were broken, I don't know. Mark asked Brownlee though actually called Mark out for it. Yeah. Which I am. Mark has brownlee. And Mark and Mark asks is he's like very. Mark has well, he other than speeding in school zones, which was a pretty funny thing. Um, he's very like ethical with disclosures and he takes this stuff very seriously because he's like a very respecting tech for you. He said, this is not a line I see cross very often, but to each their own. Yeah. An MPKD A3 world.

2:05:39That's a huge call. Wow. Because this guy doesn't talk shit about anybody. Yeah, he's not non drama. Yeah. So for him to actually put that out, that's I feel like a huge. That's a huge call out. Um, got pro. Yeah, go pro right then before it was just, you know, I really believed in it. And I was like, this seems like a good investment. And then I learned what a 13G was and I'm like, oh, god, I have to file with the SEC. Oh, oh, god. And when you invested, I believe I don't like that. Yeah, not buying that. Yeah. Did you file as like kind of a passive investor? Yeah. So 13G, 13D, 13G is passive with no intention of having influence over the company. If 13D is like, I want to say in this. And it's like, I would rather stick as a 13G because, you know, I, I don't think you would even be able to say anything about the company if you're 13D and had like insider information. Rainsomark appears to believe at least to some degree in the company. He's used GoPro cameras or some of his YouTube videos.

2:06:41He shot the book behind the scenes where his debut film Iron Long On One, right? He's clearly a fan of the company. I mean, I'm not, I'm not trying to be a pie in this guy optimistically. Oh, they could have it. It's like, look, they released their financials, you know, I definitely looked at it. But, you know, sometimes you get swing for the fences. And I think that this is an example of GoPro doing that with the mission one. That is a swing for the fences. That's like going all out on a camera. And it actually is legitimately great. Then also, while you had many, you know, excited buy or amused by Markiplier, you know, throwing himself into the space like this, you also had the news of his investment rubbing some people the wrong way. And part of that reaction appears to be connected to how a few days ago before this report came out that he was investing and before the spike in the stock price, Markiplier put out a video hyping up GoPro's new camera. Right, it's called the ILS mission one. It's tiny. It's relatively or comparatively cheap, like 700 bucks minus any extra equipment. And you've got GoPro marketing it as a cinema camera, suggesting that you could use it issue. Movies, which of course, appeals to Markiplier now that he's a filmmaker. And so in this video, you had Mark comparing it favorably to the Red Commodo X, or which cost seven grand for the camera and thousands more for the lens and other equipment.

2:07:43So this can shoot 6K resolution. You can't shoot 8K. And that's you. You could click the next link if you want. I have all the interview parts. Mark responds to Mark's cast. We asked Mark what his reaction was to that and what's your reaction? I don't know actually. What is the line that's being crossed? I think for me, when I look at it, I... Come on. You got to add a good line. Like, maybe you didn't do anything wrong. And it was all just a mistake. You understand the line that was crossed. Is that you fucking or promoting something you had invested interest in and said you don't have invested interest in it? Yeah. That's pretty obvious. Like that's obvious. You can't say... It's like in the sold-ing house. The review is bad. Like that's not right. It's silly to say you don't understand. I don't know why he even lied about it. It's like if he disclosed it, it's all would have been the same.

2:08:44Everything would have been fine. Right. And it tracks with that new camera. Like he could have said, seeing that new camera, I was like, oh, this is very impressive. That's what made me want to invest and still promoted it. Yeah. Would have lost nothing. But I think the timing of his acquisition and also the big... The timing of... He bought the stock right before this big acquisition. The acquisition is also suggestive, potentially. So either he got extraordinary lucki or he had insider information that made him a lot of money. Right. I mean, looking at the stock price, it's like bottoming out. Yeah, so why would he also magically decide to buy it? It's like lower than ever. He'd worn a bit. I mean, he's a move. The owner... I can see him like just being interested in... buying in. But like a two... Like a week before this massive merger. That's a month and an hour before. I mean, that's essentially right before. Because these things take years.

2:09:44Yeah. It's just the timing is very... suspect. I think it's too stupid for him to do that. I agree with you. I don't think he would trade with insider knowledge. I think he know how fucked up he can get from that. I actually agree, but then... It seems too stupid, but then the ad. But he did in that review seem too stupid to, but he did it. I don't know. I'm not quite sure what he's thinking. I thought at least, because he did put sponsored in that video, right? Yeah, he has an explanation for what you'll get to that. He says that... He put sponsor because at least that tells people that he's gaining something from it. But in the review, he said he wasn't paid to do it. Yeah. I think he thought that was okay at least. That's a smaller logical way of conflicting. I just a little bit of conflicting. Very conflicting. Yeah. I believe very much in it, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. The accessibility that opens up,

2:10:45I want more people to make movies. I want more people to make YouTube videos. I want more people to make content that looks really good, learning to build the skills to be YouTubers. I'm not going to be the YouTuber forever. And the more I saw about the camera, I'm like, oh, this is actually something that I can use. And there's an opportunity here for me to tell people about it because I think that it's a good entry point for cinematography that other companies just don't have. And a lot of people don't have access to. So the cinema market is a fundamentally different market from the actual... I didn't really answer the question of them to say, like, I don't understand what I did wrong. All he said is, I'm a saint. Yeah. I don't know if you noticed. I did notice that. He's like, listen, all I want is for everybody... I'm doing it for the next generation because I'm going to retire soon. And I'm just looking out for you guys. It's another apology, Phil, because like, if he just said, like, listen, I thought this sponsorship tag was enough. I fucked up. I should have been disclosed. Sorry, guys. And then everything would have been fine. I swear. But... Yeah, you're right. I think what it is, it's like YouTubers

2:11:45that are used to having children audience. It's like, he's talking... We almost think he's still talking to children, but like... No. I don't know who you're talking to, Brian. I thought there's a big range. Still pretty young. Still people like in the early 20s, I feel. He still has their relatively young audience. I was seeing people probably in their 30s still watch them. There's some... Yeah. There's a big range, I think. But I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll bring it back. Oh, nice. These are the... Do we have access to the super chatty? I believe, love you have that? It's not a joke. But he sent them... Usually... Usually a dense sense, like a... And a dog with it. Yeah, where did he send that yesterday? It was in the shop. I think it was in Discord. Okay, I'll just try to buy that. Yeah, somewhere in the Discord. The H3H3 shop says that KET is sold out. No way! Really? Yeah, it's not a... It's not a... I'm seeing people in chat saying they were planning on

2:12:47visiting after the episode, but it's sold out, right? Oh, wow, that's crazy. I love that version of the shirt. It looks cool. Thank you. Sometimes when we do something, I'm not sure. So it's cool to hear. I got the donuts. From Michael Grossman says... Oh, that's August 17th, though. But... From the bottom. You gotta go all the way to the bottom. Okay, I got it. So, September 4th, from high... high warlock army. Gurly here. Diva cups are awesome. I use them. Yes, I have my IUD come out, but I still use them. They're so much better. Joshua TK said... Remember that Steven Retention Guy video? I do remember that. Tatted by Georgie. Said, shout out, Olivia, if I was watching the girls up this morning. Yes, I do be keeping secrets or whatever. Hey, Gurly. Oh my god, I love you, girl. I told the story yesterday that I picked up the phone

2:13:50the day that I came back before the episode before we did the app. And I was like, who is this? And it was Tatted by Georgie. And I was like, girl, keep the secret, but I'm back. Blockchikins, don't need $20. Said, tomorrow in Olivia are the nicest people in the whole world. They're just as nice in real life as they are in TV. Shout out to the family. Oh my god, oh, who said that? Blockchikin. Oh my god, blockchikin. We just met blockchikin. Kevin, a dumb. Tiss. Oh, that's Ethan. I know he's gonna do my enemy now because I cannot pronounce. It's not personal, I just can't read. I might as well admit to it, I was the fake bogey employee that I learned to love Ethan. Then I learned to love Ethan so much and couldn't go through it. That's very sweet. Hold on, I'll be. Yep. Hello, this is a tree podcast. So can we help you? Hello. Rip. Rip. Go ahead, Amy. Teef on my sack for $20 to hate,

2:14:54Nanny Boy, 20 year old union electrical apprentice here and this show has been keeping me stand while working night shift at a data center. Maybe behind on the episodes, but Beach Boys are the shit shout out Zach and Olivia. Shout out. Hello. Hello. Oh my god, who is this? Oh my god, who is this? Oh my god, who is this? Is this Eli? Yeah. Oh, they're never. I'm not honest how much to say. Oh my god. Okay, first of all, obviously, I'm like, I have been, I'm not a show. You are. We are live. Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, okay, so I've been watching since like, for I mean, I'm watching all Trisha, but I stayed for you guys. Oh. I just lot of mud. I'm so excited. I'm a lot after dark. I love Harley and Kate and David too. Like he needs to stop interrupting all the time, but I love him anyway. And then, um, oh my god. Okay, so I get all of my information from you guys. Obviously, like, I don't, I don't have social media.

2:15:54But lots of my financial analysts, I need you guys like to ask. You do what? I'm a financial analyst. Oh my god. Wait, do you have an opinion on Markiplier? The story? I, um, I mean, obviously he's a liar. Yeah. Okay. Nothing other than that. I don't think it's just got lucky, though. I don't think so. Okay, but I get, I need a hurry. Because you're gonna hang up on me soon. Okay, go ahead. My most important thing is please, please, please, please. Talk about. You'll fit. Please. Okay. I'm begging. We'll do it at that end of this episode. No, like I actually wanted so bad. Like I, I'm going to do it. I get all my information from you guys. And like I am shaking talking right now. Well, thank you for watching. You might want to try a little bit. Made it for, maybe try to find you need, you need a diverse diet of where you get your news if you haven't heard. I obviously have an opinion on like everything you guys have today. But for the most part, I don't have social media,

2:16:55so I just want you guys to shout out. No social media. Shout out. It's such a green flag this day. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, did it like a year ago. And I haven't even thought about it since honestly. Amazing. All right. Yeah, anyway. Okay. So I love you. I love you. Thank you. This frappe, by the way, is really, really good. It's mocha cookie frappe. I want to try it, but I don't want to get eaten. You like try mine? No, it's okay. Are you sure? Okay, if you change your mind, it's a pretty big mocha cookie frappe. Kimberly Wright, long time viewer, first time chatter, Zach, please looking to the first ghost hunter's video, Soundbyte Potential, where everyone chance, Nate and Zach, because the ghost name was coincidentally Nate before he even existed. Could be useful and funny. You got that, Zach? Oh, interesting. I'll look into it. Thank you for $20 from Brandon,

2:17:57Mon, Monten. I'm not going to try for now. So happy Friday family. Amazing merch as always for the H3 podcast. I've every single shirt you've ever released so far. Also, my girlfriend loves the H3 merch out of all my shirts. And says all of them make me look thin. How sweet. That's so awesome. This is from Nate. You girls were so nice on that call. Thank you so much. Oh, we read that. Good night, shout out my mom. Yeah, shout out. Okay, I pressed one thing on this document, and it just like catapult to me to the other side of it. No. Okay, so for, from Biscotti Jones, Mark Alire, they said, from Danny for $10. Hi, fam from Ohio. Happy Friday and shout out to Tamara. It's true. She's a sweetie IRL. Shout out Ohio. Max Dominion for $50. So would you rather watch a movie about September 11th,

2:18:59directed by Michael Bay or watch a movie about the show, directed by Candace Owens? The Holocaust. Yeah, I'm going to pass that question off to you guys. What do you guys think? Let us know in the comments. Yeah, let us know in the comments. 11-1. 9-11-1. I, from uns socialized, every girl has lost grip on their cup and gung on all over the bathroom walls, or is that just me? What? You see, that's another fear. It's a slippery. No way. Imagine how slippery it would be. And especially if like, oh, thank God, imagine an accident happening in a public restroom. But I guess that's just the thing. That's the thing about being a woman anyway. Like, you could have a period of mis-have no matter what. And it's normal and beautiful. And it can also be totally incandescent and gross a little bit. But we're very diverse. We're very, very diverse as women. Multifaceted.

2:20:01It gave how you doing, dude. I'm doing great. Yeah. Fuck it. Hangin' out. How spaced it? What happened? How spaced. Spaces awesome. It's like I'm on vacation into nothing. What do you, if you had to explain what nothingness is, how could you explain that? I think nothingness is just, it's just black. Black, nothing. So that's what space is. A vacation to nothingness. Yeah. It's quite poetic. You're just floating, dude. Yeah. Just floating into this piece. Piece. Piece. Are you going anywhere? Or are you just hanging out? Just hanging out. Huh. So. From Johnny Garza says, Reverven delayed to Gabe's mic if possible. That's something that'll take a little work. It's not gonna happen to them. If anyone else wants to, maybe donate money to tell Zach I'd do his job,

2:21:03feel free. Yeah. Right. I'm just kidding. I'm not. Catherine Miller for $10 says, love you girls. I think that you. Cameron McKennan said, tomorrow better not ever say she's ugly again or I'm gonna act up. Oh my god. I would be able to back me up. So maybe you're you're all cut up, baby. Also, oh, that's what you have again, because I remember. Yeah, we had it. We were like, wait, what does act up mean in reference to this? But yeah, totally agree. Tomorrow's beautiful. That means it's time for another call. Oh, hello, speak quickly. Speak quickly.

2:22:03Hello. We're so blessed here. Well, pretty. Anywho. What you got there? And breakey buridi. Breakey buridi. By the way, does anyone want to comment on this? Isn't this the same exact cooler that we already tried, love? I don't know what cooler you're talking about. Remember, they tried all those new drinks that we ordered a bunch of on the internet? That was from McDonald's. It was McDonald's. Yes, sir. So what do you think about this? Did anyone else get the beast beverage? You got a cave. What do you think? I think it's good. It's like a strawberry. It's all sweet, but a kind of refreshing. There it is. Have you had those McDonald's coolers, like the dirty Dr. Pepper and shit like that? I haven't. I haven't tried those yet, but is it good? It's all right. It's good. It's good. I really like it. But doesn't this taste just like it? Or you didn't try one?

2:23:03Well, I know. I didn't know exactly how to eat. All the refreshers taste the same. You're right. It's like slightly less sweet, I'm guessing. And then, yeah, fucking fun. Can they make that with zero sugar? There's like very little sugar in there. My tongue is like, do you guys get when you drink cold stuff, your tongue becomes weird and you can't control? No. It's me like a film over it, you mean? No, it's like it gets too cold. I guess not. I don't think so. Must be a Swedish thing. A Swedish thing? My answer. Anyway, where were we? Mark Probez. So he responded to when you saw that we're on B. Yeah, B. Here he says GoPro didn't even know he was an investor, which again, just feels a little bit silly to me to try to claim. I asked Mark what his reaction was to that, and what's your reaction? I don't know actually. What is the line that's being crossed?

2:24:04I think for me, when I look at it, I believe very much in it, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. Is the right length? Is it the same one? I don't think so. Sorry. Oh. So I just give forward a little bit. The ability that opens up. I want more people to make the good companies just don't have market from the action camera market, and it's one that those other companies don't have, and not many cameras do, and no camera does at this price point, where it's actually like in the cinema camera style, this opens up a lot of possibilities for a lot of people. So me knowing cameras. I said the right length. Where it's useful. I'm like, oh, that is actually valuable. Got Probez. I'm ultimately though. Well here. No who's buying it. Until I don't even know if GoPro was aware that I was an investor, because it's like that's just filed with the SEC. Apparently when you buy stocks, the company doesn't know who's buying it

2:25:05until they publicly disclose through one of those forms. And then he also added that he used what tools were available to let people. So he's saying he never disclosed it through a form. Are you saying GoPro didn't know? Until it's publicly disclosed on the form. He's saying they didn't know. So but I'm saying he never, whatever for him he was supposed to fill out. He didn't do it. He did. With him GoPro would know that he owned it. One step paper was out, which is when everybody learned about it. What point is he making? I guess that people would think that they already knew before the paper was filed, like when he was actually buying the stock. Okay. We'll know that there was some sort of money element for him here. But I've said sponsorship from the beginning, because I wanted to imply that I had some monetary gain behind it. I do not know the exact rules for which I need to disclose. And I want to make that very clear. I asked the lawyers and they said there was no need to do that.

2:26:08But I put sponsorship anyway in there because I wanted to imply that I had a financial gain to it. But then in the video you said you have no, they didn't pay you and you have no financial gain and filling it. So I don't know. You just like having you doing it both ways here a little bit. Did you say no financial gain? Or does it say that I was not small? I was not part of the say this. So I wasn't saying I'm not paid to say this. I mean, I'm not paid to say this. Yeah. What's that? I say I killed to just be hyperbole. Where he would say regardless of getting paid, right? It doesn't. Well, I mean, you can't claim hyperbole when you're actually owning 10% of the company. True. I don't really give a fuck one way or the other. I mean, this is all something he's going to have to argue to the regulators. Who I assume will be interested in this because they seem pretty like bullish on this type of stuff. I don't know. Is that department of the government still around? I don't know. His front is like going crazy with I should honestly.

2:27:11He says like I genuinely don't think that's a thing anymore. You tell them why Joe. I know Martha Stewart went to jail. Yeah, Martha Plier. Maybe it's Martha Plier. Maybe he'll say he'll be in the same jail cell as Martha Plier. He can do an album with Snoop Dogg and stuff after he ganks to. Trump has nearly been crippled his net worth the second term. Awesome. He's very lucky. Yeah, just like Markiplier. He's a musician. He's just very lucky trades. I'll supply you're adding that while there was a risk that he could lose his money here, there was also a chance that this could open the door to more people making cool content. So it was a risky city was willing to take on. And you also had him saying that even though the filing went through before his video about the ILS went live, it wasn't something that GoPro asked him to make or even knew about. I don't even know if Bill Probe was aware that I was in. That's the way I saw this. GoPro. Mark says he said GoPro was a sponsor disclosed the commentary again. We saw that. Mark says he had no idea about the merger or insider knowledge regarding.

2:28:13I'll let me click that. Well, I think I never spoke to anyone higher up at GoPro. Never talked to Nick had no idea about this happening. It is just such a hilarious coincidence that all this happens right at the same time. I don't know what the financial situation was and necessitated this and the urgency thereof. I think I don't know if Nick Woodman was in the shower this morning looking at the stock price just biting a towel and crying, you know, just like, was I too early on this? But then even beyond. That is true. There was other days they sold the company based on the old stock price and then right before the deal went through the stock price tripled. It has to be so fucking annoying. Well, the stock price went up as a result of the merger though. No. No, it went up because it had gotten announced that market supplier was owned 8%. It started to go up then. It skyrocketed after the merger. Yeah, I would guess the biggest one came from announcement of the merger.

2:29:17Most of the increase I thought came because of the announcement that it came from the merger. You could check their stock price. I don't think this is 10th of 1st as when there's a huge spike. Like I don't think people, savvy traders don't buy stock as Markiplier owns them. They would because there's a merger with the big IA company. I would guess. Yeah. Right. I mean, it had gone from $60 or $0.6 to $0.3 before September 1st. So that's a doubling almost. Yeah, just in my announcement. And then when the merger was announced, it went up to 0.7. He laughed because I'm still thinking I gotta stop. I'm going out. No, no, no, I'm enjoying my love. It's a key, a possible thing too. I was like waiting to say, isn't this wrap so good, Ethan? I was waiting to buy my window. And then yeah, it was a perfect time. Yeah, it is good.

2:30:18It was the merger because of the government contracts. This did just sit in chat. But yeah, I was saying that too. GoPro's getting to military tech. Oh, yeah, that was the other part of announcement that they're getting into like aerospace defense contracting. Now that's a good reason for the stock to go up. Because that's where infinite money glitched. Like no offense to Mark. I don't think he's fucking making stock of GoPro. Go up by five times or whatever. I just think he did though. What he is. But. Hey, he did cost. He must like he did cost people to buy it, especially his fans. He doubled the stock price. Yeah, but she's crazy. No, he did. He did affect it. Yes, but not the whole thing. No, it went up to more after the merger. It went up like 40% more after the merger. That's what I'm talking about because GoPro also said that they're moving into the AI space with this merger and more specifically the large and rapidly growing market for AI and infrastructure.

2:31:20It's a typical trend. With this that went on to explain the reported plans to Mark, who appeared, which is kind of funny. So Mark, how do you enjoy being in military contracting? That's funny. We're receiving this information for the first time. The syn gadget articles now saying GoPro is also planning to push into defense, government, robotics, and aerospace sectors, bolstered by the combined companies IP optics and imaging. You might be a part defense contractor now. Uh oh. You know, as someone who got to engineering school, it's like that's where a lot of engineers reluctantly end up working for some part of the military industrial complex. And somehow I've escaped engineering school and circled right back into it. I want to hold on just because I want to believe that the cameras will still continue. That's that's what I think will be for this year, especially in terms of independent filmmaking and people like we just got reports that GoPro's are being put on unmanned drones that are bombing blowing up uh, uh, weddings in Iran.

2:32:22He's like, I'm holding on for the cameras. I'm kidding, by the way. I don't think he knows anything about that. Well, this is uh, this begins for the Jimmy Beast defense contracting merger. You got a feastables F-18. True. With a Markiplier GoPro on there. True, but every pilot gets feastables. Do you have a cup? Hell yeah. If I saw a Mr. Beast feastables fucking jet coming at me, I would just say fucking kill me. Dude, Mr. Beast. F-35s. That's sick. That's going to be in Top Gun 3. B-52s. And Mr. Beast B-52s dropping Mr. Beast bunker monsters. That's awesome. Getting started into it. I hope that the cameras continue. And so for now, we're going to have to wait to see what happens right there. The company is still going to remain. Yeah, I don't know. I'm giving him a hard time. I don't really know what happened because obviously it's bad. It's all behind what he says. And the timing is obviously weird and suspicious and unfortunate for him if he is telling the truth, right? Because it's a little sassybaka, as they say.

2:33:23I was the first. But I guess someone's probably going to look into it. Maybe I don't know. We don't know. No, they might not. Mark then went live on his channel to discuss the situation further. Mark said he started the FCC paperwork to disclose ownership to like 23rd. But took longer for reasons he can't discuss. And says he had no insider knowledge. The godlight time. Public disclosure of ownership. Oh, I started that process July 23rd. It just took a long time to get there. I can't go into the details of exactly why. But it took a long time to get there. But I started. The music makes it seem so much more intense. I bet it does. I bet it does. Yes. And I know a lot of you might this might be going over your head, but it is important to talk about. I know it's like this might be going over your heads. Got probe. But it's important for me to talk about. I was.

2:34:23Listen, if I'm Mark, I would just get a lawyer. I would get like a maybe like. From a. And sloyer maybe? I don't know. Let's go. Looks like you're charging up a little Kamehame right there. Here I'm sending Mark a good lawyer. Come on, Mark. Ah. Ah. May you find a good Jewish lawyer. The Shabbat Shalom ball. The Friday Shabbat Jewish lawyer ball. Mark says he did not buy GoPro stock for financial gain. That's of course not. That's famously why that's famously why people buy stock. Is not to make money. Go. Have you ever bought stock because you didn't care about money? Losing money costs you not. Exactly. Exactly. In the words of Benny Johnson. With draw my investment into this.

2:35:25GoPro as a company was no longer going to focus on making the tools that I think are valuable for people to learn and create movies. If they stop making cameras or start making flock based cameras, I am out. 100%. But right now, especially because I'm like, this is not I am not doing anything for personal financial gain here. Because even if I was trying to pump it up to that anything, this would never be a more valuable thing than my audience. And my audience has to be the thing that I am trying to protect the most. That's a fair point. I actually believe in that. That's why I'm so confused by the whole thing. That's why I'm so confused. But I do believe him that he thinks that. You know what I mean? Right. It has to be. I know this is probably a lot of information. You're. It's a lot of information guys.

2:36:26It might be overwhelming and a little over your head. So just take it from a Markiplier. I don't care about money. I just like cameras and helping people. I hope this is my comment. Right. This is mostly for other people that are going to click on this and see GoPro update. He's he's talking about a clips that get made out of this. But I want to be really clear. This guy really varied the GoPro update under five nights at Freddy's. Five nights and Freddy's and GoPro update. This man is still playing five nights at Freddy's. At 2026 September. I feel like he was playing that one when we first started YouTube. Yes. I think that was his big blow up. Yeah. I actually just watched that movie for the first time like a few weeks ago. I've seen Freddy got fingerdied. I didn't think it was that good. That's a different. Was that different? I was thinking by the same people as the Scooby Doo people.

2:37:26Is that Tom Green? Yeah. You're Tom Green. Freddy got fingerdied. I think that that came out a while ago. That's a real film. Yes. Is it Tom Green? I don't know. That might be going over your head. It is. Kind of a little old head stuff there. He also had eight-legged freaks with that other Tom Green movie. That I don't remember. Is it good, by the way, his um... What? Five nights at Freddy's. Is that a good movie? It was pretty good. It was a lot scarier than I thought it would be. I thought the game was scary. I never got into it. The game I can't even play because it's so scary. But a lot of YouTubers got very famous playing. My God. Good for Markiplier. I think even Jack Sceptic Eye, Markiplier, and all those guys came huge on the game. I think Jack Sceptic Eye was before... By that's a Freddy's. I think Mark was... People probably got famous off like Amnesia. No, that... But he was still juicing it though, for sure. Wait, I thought Mark was before... Sceptic Eye. What a crazy name, by the way. Jack Pink Eye?

2:38:28Sceptic Eye. Sceptic Eye. What is his name's name? You know that it's Sean. It sounds... Jack's... I only know that. It does sound, but when you think about it, he's saying his eye has Sceptic. It's like an eye with Pink Eye. That's like his logo. I only know that it's real name name, Nate, because I'm my hand, and I went to the bathroom, and I looked it up. I'm like, what's Jack Sceptic Eye's real name? What did you meet him? With my boy Ian Idos, where were we at? We were at someone's house. I met him there. He was really nice. But he introduced himself as Sean, and I went in the bathroom like, what's his name? What's Jack's Heptic? Because I was like, I could swear that it's him. Look. Sceptic Eye is not being his given name. It's like actually, like gagging me. That's... Look, this is his logo. It's Sceptic Eye. You thought that was his name? I thought that was his given name. That's so funny. I didn't even think of it. He's talking about Pink Eye. It like, I didn't think that the words together. He put Pupu in his eyeball. It was just like a cool sound. I agree it's a cool sound, but he got Pupu in his eyeball. Right, I had no idea there was a meaning. I don't like it anymore. Jack Pupu, eyeball. Yeah, why is he even fake-

2:39:31running like his name's Jack? Sean Pupu eyeball. Sean Sceptic Eye sounds awful, in my opinion. Jack. Jack. It sounds great. Jack, it all. My number one... Enough with all the GoPro nonsense. I want to swash this man, play five night, if I've got Fritting Up fingered. Although gameplay has proper written music, so you can't. Break the show. Man. The piss meter. The most sad thing to me about this whole thing is, I fucking hate GoPro's. I have no other experience. I can feel the same way. We're always complaining about the GoPro's. Olivia asked to use a GoPro earlier this week, and one of them's not working. Just not fucking working. Interesting. Right here. Thank you so much for letting me do this. Well, listen, there's a reason that right before Mark bought it, the stock was like, at one point, they were valued in like the billion dollars, and their company was just like,

2:40:31in the depths of stock hell. They were threatened of being unlisted, because their company was just doing so bad. The Markiplier, who's a small bean, doesn't know anything about trading, and he's not doing it to get money, and he has no insider information, and he's just a little Markiplier, who just wants to do it, because he loves people, and he wants people to make more YouTube videos. Does that have to magically invest, like whatever, five million dollars, and then make fifteen million dollars the next? I'm just saying, the timing sucks. If you're not, if you're being up front about everything. Yeah. Like competitors like DJI and Insta360, they came out with their first iteration of a similar camera, and in my experience, at the DJI, when their first iteration was far superior. DJI is marking the hell out of the world. It's yeah, and like, they've been doing this for so long. Well, there you go. That's probably why there's socks on the shits. And it's like, there's so many hedge funds who are like doing mega deep level of research on all these companies, looking for undervalued stocks. And Markiplier, small bean Markiplier, just happens to swoop in and put money. Where nobody else is daring to put money

2:41:32on this failing stock. Just Markiplier, one little small bean against the world. Nobody else saw this opportunity but him. I was, he was the first one. The first, he was the first one. The first person, the first person to see that this stock was undervalued. Bad. Bad. Let's see what this is though. So there's a piss meter. And then there's like a little thing behind, what is this game? It's memory-based fancier Freddy's, but with a toilet. Oh, okay. So instead of looking at the screen, you're peeing. Yeah. And then you have to look behind you. I guess. Wow. You did it. You did it, Mark. I'm so glad you still playing this. Not great. Not great. It might be kind of genius because it could potentially funnel like a whole new generation of younger viewers

2:42:34like because a lot of YouTubers like their, you know, their audience grows out or grows older, but keep playing five night of Freddy's. Yeah, you can play them, keep them coming. There was some weird thing in the algorithm though. I remember back in the day, if you just played the right game at the right time, YouTube was like, I'm sending every single personal live into your video. Yeah. Gabe, what's going on? What's your favorite YouTube channel? Well, I watch any sports and stuff, like five minute clips and stuff, or like old commercials or like shows like in the 80s, 70s, 80s kind of thing. You watch that on YouTube? Yeah. How do you think the angers are gonna do? You think they're gonna go to the postseason? I'll pray for it. I'm not pray for it. They make it to the world series. You pray for it? Do you believe in God? I sure do. Do you believe God is a Yankees fan? I hope so. I hope God goes for the Yankees. I always heard God's was more of a Cubs fan,

2:43:36but I don't know anything about. They are. God is a couple. Okay. I don't anything about God or sports, to be honest. Don't take my word for it. Here's Markiplier's final statement on it. Did not know that. And if I did, do you think I would be okay with the company that's buying it? Right? It's, I don't even remember the real name of it, but it has something to do with like, defense and AI data centers. It's like, oh, I mean, he has a good point. He was the first person to sound the alarms on AI. So I actually believe him, which is why this whole thing so confusing. I invested because I like this camera. I invested because I believe that the camera was going to be good for people. I believe that this camera and this one here was going to be a tool that people could use. That's why I believe in it. And that's what I did. I believe him. I believe him too, because I mean, he's super successfully as all his tons of money. He doesn't need to do this, but I've just, the timing is very strange.

2:44:38He just had like the most success you've ever seen before because of that movie. Like this is so not something he had to even step foot in. I agree. It feels like it has to have been an accident. I want to make sense of it. I want to like test that camera. I feel like that's going to be the deciding factor for me. Yeah, like if it like is completely different than previous GoPro's, then I'll be like, okay, maybe if it sucks, then what? Every sucks, then I think he's full of shit. Yeah, complete full of shit. If there's a camera with that, you know, that size, that form factor that can do everything that he's saying that works really well, that is like a dream come true. But yeah, how do we get you? Haven't we tested it? You give me $700 and I go by it. It's only 700 bucks. Yeah, it's like good. Let's see. You test the camera. I'll read the beast book. Is it the mission one? Honestly though, somebody's got to read that book. But I already decided. Okay, good girl. Good. Call him up girl. Thanks girl. Not good girl. That's weird. What is the camera called? It's not like that girl.

2:45:38It without a lens, it's 700, yeah. It's the Pro ILS. But you need a lens. Do you need a GoPro lens or you could just swap in any lens? I so that's the new thing about this one. What kind of lens does it take? Let me see. GoPro GoPro. I'll keep playing this. I get it. I get it. It looks bad. I did not know about it at all. There was no knowledge from me. And if I had any. It is pretty hilariously and unfortunate if this was all just a big accident. But I mean, well, also not, he's going to make like a shitload of money basically in like three days work. He's going to make like $15 million in three days work. And if he did nothing wrong, then he just shows it and everything's fine. Nobody cares. You know, there is though the one thing that I don't think he can get his way around was that review where he's like, I have no vest. I have no financial.

2:46:38I'm not being paid to say this camera is awesome. Yeah, I'll jump it, which is, you know, not great. I wouldn't even be remotely close to this. So that is the clarifying information that if people want to know more about that, no, I did not know about it. And also people saying that if you if you pump, I would. My nose hurts so bad. I've like a cut my nose up in the top and it's so painful. You know what would help so much with that? Moisturizer. The nipple cream. Oh, the nip. That is maybe what I need. I think I might even have I use it for if anybody doesn't know, I use when I was on Acutane, the only thing that helped heal my skin was nipple cream for breastfeeding mothers. Oh my gosh. I have a safer baby relief for mom. Oh, you're just hovering because I don't want to touch it.

2:47:48Here, put it in my phone. I just don't want you to touch it on me. That's good. I know you're all about we got to get a line a little sponsorship for you. Oh, really? We know you we need Mr. Beast line a little. No, thank you. I bet Beast is good. I personally put it in my nose. Yes. Yeah, I put it at my nose. Ah, it's so painful. Oh my God. That product reminds me of breastfeeding so I hate it. I have a negative relationship with that product. Didn't work. Did not for me. Oh my God, it's so painful the inside of my nose. And it stained my shirts. It is very greasy. It's very greasy and like it doesn't come off in the wash really. Because it's like oil. That's why it's so good. Damn. That is why it's so good. I wonder what are you supposed to wear? Nipples. Just nipple cloth. Are you picking a lot? Like no joke, is that? No, are you picking a lot? No, no, it's from. I don't know how I got the cut. But so there's like a scab there.

2:48:49And I have removed the scab. And every time I remove it, it just gets more painful. Don't remove it. Okay, well that's the key, right? Yeah, that is the key. Let me know if it's all set. If you wanted to keep the camera off you, it looks like you're picking your nose. I'm just, I'm guys, we heard I'm just, I don't know why I'm wearing a nipple cloth. I'm on her face. I just want to nut her. Why do you say that? My car. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need more lean, dude. This will cure all the problems. I have a new bottle. Happy weekend. And I've got, are we, do we have a long weekend this weekend? Labor day. Winter Labor Day? Monday. We're not doing Monday. No. Love says we have Monday off. Yeah. Well, actually, I'm saying it because you said it. I said it. Yeah, we have a Monday off. That makes sense. We usually take that day off. Well, then that's a good time to get that my trip, start tripping balls in my trip to zine. Fuck yeah, dude. Put on a jumpsuit. Is that what it's called? Trip to zine. Trip, trimetha zine. Trip, trimetha zine. You should make us from a wrap from a metha zine.

2:49:51From a metha zine. Should I? Yeah. Tipping on lean and juice. Huh. But when it's experience weekend and everquest. It's true. Well, don't start until you're tripping, bro. Should I stream? Yeah. Just to get all fucking leaned out. I'll be like this on stream. Yeah. Because apparently it makes you lean. That's why they call it that, right? So be like this. I didn't know that's why they call it that. I didn't know that. You learn. I think that's why they call it lean because it makes you lean. Leaned in stream. I just sent a man someone made. Why do they call it lean? Because it's a sedative. And it can cause a person to slouch or lean over. That makes sense. Yeah. That's like people call it. So much more street knowledge than you guys. Yeah. I know about the fentanyl fold. What's that? That's when you're using and you fold forward. I know about that. I feel like that's equivalent a bit. That fatty waps. I just sent a meme that someone posted in the Reddit

2:50:52that made me laugh. Is it about lean? Yes, it is. Let's go. Let's go right now. Mike from PA suspended. Not what you sent, but still good news. No, I sent above that. Mike from PA should be not. He should be sent to the, he should be investigated by fucking FBI, bro. He should be permanently banned. He should be on rumble with the rest of the degenerate. Where does I even talked about it? You guys don't even talk about it. Let's talk about lean. Ethan rolling up at the function with the purple drink. That's a lot of drink, bro. Too much. Look happy though it. You do with your purple drink. Standing up straight with it. Yeah, you're not leaning here. No, not yet. That ball is non-cracked. You ready for this bonus experience weekend? Yeah. No, I'm not. Ready? We got that purple drink. Pop the cap ball. Put it in the cup.

2:51:53Kick it back your hats off. I put my feet up because I got my feet up. My pants are off because I got it down and then what did you do? I lean in with the green and they call the purple drink, but I ain't been drinking it if it's green a yellow. I ran anything. My own doctor gave it to me. He says it's time to drink. Yeah. I don't know. Sorry. I'm going to button that. Go ahead. I just want to do this. I'm going to. I was just surprised when you started. I didn't realize we were going to. It was like a musical all along. It's drunk time, baby. Zach knows what to do. Yo. You all going to holler? Yeah, you got it. You had a verse? Did you? Zach's got a verse. My name is the EK. I'm on EverQuest, up in your face going. Whoa. On popping purple and drinking the scissor. Yo, in your face makes me some pancakes were pisser.

2:52:53Whoa. We're going down. We're going up because I'm drunk. Drank, drink. My name is EK and EverQuest going clank, clank, clank. Yeah. Gilding up in the face because I got my crew on. Nate, take me to space. Hey. Go Nate, you're turning for a Java verse. Oh, no. Go. Now I'm not going to do it. That's what he said. Until the purple, drunk hit his head. Then all of a sudden Nate's got so much to say. And all of a sudden, I can't pay him to go away. Nate, what's the problem with you? I got that all purple drink. You don't want to drink because I'm a Jew. Oh, that went sweat. You don't like me? Well, I hate you too. Let's get that drank on. Sorry. I'm excited, bro. You ready to lean this weekend? No, nothing is disappearing. I had such a good time on that. Why would you want to get rid of it?

2:53:54Markiplier, go, bro. We was just trying to pump and dump. Number one, I wasn't the one to pump. Like I said, anytime you did pop. I have to be extremely careful about what I say and how I say it. Because anything I say, I'm at a point and it's unfortunate. It's like this other threshold back when I was first starting YouTube. I had these thresholds where I realized, oh, I am becoming increasingly more distant from the people that are watching my channel. I have to be careful about what I say. Because there is this unseen consequence from that happening. There's so many other things that can go out from there. There's people that will take advantage of that. There were people who tried to use that. Or people would be misled for that. So I have to be extremely careful about the information that comes through. But there's other people that will gladly use information like that that want to be on top of the news of an article that came out Sunday evening, which I had no control over the release of. OK, 5 Night of Freddy Boy, just play the game.

2:54:56Piss in the toilet. Anyway, I don't really know, but it's interesting. And the timing is certainly fascinating. I think the bottom line is the AB. We got to try the camera. I think it's just so weird if I send you the product page. But it has like $1 for $500, $600, $700, and the $700 one has the interchangeable lenses. But yeah, these are all the same cameras, essentially. But do you need the? I don't think, yeah, I don't think I need that. And just the basic one. Well, the 700 ones, the one he's promoting. OK, I need $700. We need to. No, no. Let's see here. 500, $600. Yeah, the 700 ones not even on sale with the fuck. But the 700 one doesn't come with the lens. I'm not sure exactly what lens. This is micro 4 thirds, but. So does it need a lens? Yeah. To them, what lens? I'm just going to let you know what I'm saying. I don't know.

2:55:57Let's see. B and H might have a deal. I don't shop with them. I'm just kidding. They're actually a great storm. What else we got here? A mic from PA, great guy. He's done death threats on me before. He said, I wouldn't stop until I was bloodied in the corner of my mouth or something like that. Jew is not a fucking ethnic. And then he called, he famously said, that Jew is a demonic ethnicity, very chill, very cool guy, friend of a son. This constructed ethnicity has been on Hasan show since saying Jew is a demonic ethnicity. He sent a death threat against our friend of the show Hutch. Let's see here. It looks like he finally got suspended, which it this happened like several days ago. And everyone was like, wow, really? Here's a little call back.

2:57:01Here is. Yeah, here he is talking about Hutch. Isn't a call back? This is what just happened. Because he's stupid. And by the way, the reaction Hutch is the most. And I don't mean this as an insult, but I want to say milk toast liberal. He has not provocative. He is very reasonable, very un. I don't know. He's not an offensive guy. And I just don't know why Mike is. This guy has really unregulated. You know? He can't explain it because he's stupid. He's like, he's fundamentally stupid. Well, listen. He's a deep way. But I think that hatred doesn't begin to describe how you should feel to this person. Antipathy, apoplexia. I don't understand. It's so fucking big, God. He's so, I'm sorry. He's so fucking cringe, man. He's so, he loved, he's such like a,

2:58:04I don't have to describe like a mama's boy. He loves, he loves just like, go ahead. I want to hear more words. Like, I don't know. He's just so, I don't know how you run your mouth at all while you look like that. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, no. It's like, haggard's been hitting the lean. Or else, or real. Or real except little too. Little haggard's been hitting the lane for sure. Well, I gotta say, nailing the hysteria part. Yeah. Exist in the dictionary for how much Antipathy, malevolence, malice, hatred, just the way you should feel towards this person. There is an ancient Rome. It would declare that someone is enemy. Oh, good. I'm glad he fixed his mustache here. He looked more presentable now. Antipathy, malevolence, malice, hatred, just the way you should feel towards this person. There is an, oh, yeah, he's much more presentable now. He's like,

2:59:05bro, you look insane. Rome, it would declare someone an enemy of Rome as an act in the Senate. And they would say it was a moral obligation for every Roman to do them harm. In any way, they are, he's like peaking, he's yelling. Okay. Um, listen. You know, listen, I can. My, my ego is not. So insane that I don't think you should be able to insult me or whatever I will be fine. I gotta say, I feel like you're crossing a line with this kind of rhetoric. What the fuck? Why are you telling your audience that they have a moral obligation?

3:00:12What the fuck is this, bro? Prescription in its current usage of the Roman's description in its current usage of decree or of condemnation to death? Can we, can we just point out that this is, he's reacting to Mike's bod that has these overlays over it. So it's not just like, wait, Mike edited in these references. That's my understanding. I'll, I'll confirm, but that's my understanding that that was put over it in the bod. Probably a CDS. What? That's even crazy. That's what you're saying. Yeah, that's what's fucking wild. What, I never even dreamed that he's the one that edited that in. Because he's like, in case it wasn't clear what I meant. What I'm saying is that somebody should kill him. Endishment. And can be used in a political context to refer to state-approved murder or banishment.

3:01:13Hello, bugs. What the fuck? Guys. It's just a straight up, an ironic call for his viewers to do violence to me. To perhaps murder me. What's their obligation as citizens of Rome? Just listen. Life must be so good on Twitch as a streamer. Yeah. If you're like a leftist or a guy who's on sick event, you can fucking say whatever. Yep. And most of the time, I mean, this guy was on Twitch. He said, Jewish is a demonic ethnicity. That's crazy. That's a crazy thing to say about any ethnicity. You're fine. Like it usually takes like a huge shit store. On social media.

3:02:15Or like any kind of disciplinary action to happen for this kind of rhetoric. But this is completely obviously, completely unacceptable. This has happened a few days ago. Nothing happened. But if you guys need to update, or this is what Mike from PA, and again, this is a Hassan waiting room sick of fan. He's a Hassan orbiter. He calls into a show. A Jewish is not an ethnicity. A Jewish is not an ethnicity. What do you mean by that? A Jewish, what do you mean a Jewish is not an ethnicity? That doesn't even make a medical sense. A Jewish, a Jewish, what does that mean? Not an ethnicity. I just, I don't understand why you, like he can't just disagree with Hutch. Like, yeah, like, regardless of what I imagine that. Like we've gotten beef with some of the worst fucking people online. Throughout all the years of beef with a Keem star, for example, how many death threats or how many times has he applied, like, death to you or, or, or even someone that's horrible, fucking, and you take, I don't even remember fucking threatening

3:03:15something along those lines. Mike is, or he's a really troubled guy. And I mean, back, I don't know how long ago this was. I mean, it's not that long ago, but during the height of all the Hassan stuff, this is what he said about me. And he wasn't punished. I mean, to me, this, I thought was way over the line. And an insane thing to say. And I don't believe he was ever punished by Twitch for it. Say something. Can I say something? It's, it's, I really like that these people did this. But I got to be honest with my experience in life with people like Ethan. The only thing that ever knocks them out of their fucking spiraling is, is the rod. It's the stick. It's not the carrot. Like, by the way, he's like, he talks the biggest game. And I, this man is such a fucking. What does he mean by Mike's friends? Do you believe that Mike from Pia's ever put anyone down?

3:04:15No. Punched them in the mouth for saying the wrong thing? No. Of course not. Oh, he did a couch. Yeah, it's true. He gave it. When it comes to inanimate objects, he's fucking undefeated. He feels like he's, but you know, he's, he's, he's, he's, he makes me wonder if he has some sort of fucking actual anger, fucking issues. Like, he doesn't know. He does, but like, they, like, uncontrollable. Like, no, that's why he punched that couch. That's why he can't help himself, but it's paid these fucking attention. Imagine growing up looking like that. I would be pissed off the world too. And that's like Joker level of resentment for the world. Sometimes you just want to watch the world better. That's literally what it's like to grow up as Mike from Pia. I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I got it. Exactly. You, he feels like he's hurting you. He's not going to stop until he's, you know, he's bleeding out of the corner of the mountain. Are you going to do that, Mike? I want to be up to, like, I understand the value of empathy. I understand the value of trying to reach out to someone that somebody like Ethan, he needs to get, he needs to see some stars before he's going to fucking back down.

3:05:20You know, and so I, I just would not do this. Like, and I get, I know that a lot of them have since come out and said, well, that didn't work. Because they legitimately tried. And so I don't think that they were wrong to try this. It's just with people like Ethan Klein until he feels the pressure. He's not going to stop. Yeah, and so Twitch didn't do anything about that. And I thought that was pretty insane. I just, but I mean, he didn't talk about killing me. Although you could easily take it that far if you're really crazy. I mean, the one he did at Hutch was like, it's your moral obligation to fucking Roman Roman style exiled his mother fucker. Yeah, also, why is he talking about Rome? What do you think of Michael fucking Corleone? What is he? I don't know. You know what the Roman salute is though, don't you? Mike might be fucking a little bit being joined more of the social aspect of the Roman salute these days. You know what I mean? It's demonic ethnicity.

3:06:22Yeah, he's, he's, this man is super opa mind. A Jewish. The great tickler, great guy, by the way, met him recently. Perfect. But yeah, Twitch didn't do anything. I mean, he was saying like he wants someone to, you know, make me bloody for my mouth, not him, of course. If you could pull up that picture of him sitting there. This is his mug. No, this is like a face. What do you call it when you do like these really high tune? No, no, when you're like a move and actor headshot. This is like a headshot face to him. Like this is him in an alternate universe where this is as, this is as handsome as this man gets. Right. This is the guy. He's got a fucking knuckles doll. This man is so much you levels of cringe and he's out here talking shit like he's going to fuck someone up. Knuck you and what army knuckles. Hey, don't go too hard on knuckles.

3:07:23I'm just saying, man. This man is not that far away from Donning a ton of true neck. Okay. This man just stopped giving a fuck when he stopped shaving or cutting his hair. He's just letting it all roll out. You know his pubes are just as long. You could fucking, you could, you could, um, you could grapple up his pubes like Rapunzel. Sick fucking dude, man. This is the guy by the way. This is the guy who's threatening everybody. He said, he said, this is Photoshop. It's not. That's the best part. He saw this photo and he was so repulsive in it. He's like, why are you photoshopping? But then people went and looked and they realized it's not Photoshop. He's actually that repulsive. Ha! The Hagrid, he really is giving Hagrid, but like the worst kind of Hagrid. He's just Haggard.

3:08:23Haggard the Virgin. Haggard the leaning Virgin. This was a twink death. Mike killed this man. Well, you know, this man died when he ran for mayor or whatever and he got fucking forced off the bowed for lying. This man ran for mayor and this is this Joker version. This man was fucking born from the ashes. This man died so this man could fucking. Twitch stream. This is, this is the era he was talking about. Doug mind his experience. This was when he was a badass. Yeah. What the fuck did you say to me? Here's Mike picking up. He's here he is buying 25 dollar chickens from Costco. I'm gonna start Cheetos. Cheetos, yeah, sorry Cheetos. Is that a real picture? Yes, I don't know. This is the first time I've seen it. Cheetos.

3:09:23The owner of Cheetos, PepsiCo. Oh yeah, no, this is real. So they're saying, oh you buy Cheetos? Well, he owns 50% of Sabra. Oh no, and Israeli. Let's take advantage of the Israeli occupation of Palestine. Don't buy Cheetos products, don't sell Cheetos products. Don't work for PepsiCo. Don't fucking, don't, don't dab up Chester Cheeto. In any way, I guess what Mike is such a fat fucking lazy loser. He can't help himself. He gotta have his fingers dusted in orange. This guy is coming up to you to punch you in the face. I know it. My face is gonna fucking, it's gonna be like orange puff of Cheeto dust. This makes impact. It is funny to think that he's wanting people to boycott them so he could hoard them. He wants them all to himself. Mike from PA, man. What a fucking loser.

3:10:23What a hideous little fucking demon goblin this man is. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I hope somebody kills you. If only I saw you in person, I would fuck you up. Bro, I feel like there's only two people I could actually fuck beat up physically. You know who they are? Lil, big, lil' Nick. Okay? And Mike from PA. I don't have physical prowess. I'm not a fighter by any means. But if I had to throw down against two people and I put my life on it, Mike from PA is going down and big Nick is going down. Both at the same time potentially if I had to fight for my life. Holy shit. I just found a cool gift of hearing me exploding like Majin Boo. Alright. Oh my god. This is the guy. It's not sounding... This is the guy. I'm gonna fuck you up. Hey, what the fuck did you say about his son? Take this.

3:11:26Couch. Yeah, I mean, he's got... Well, I see why he keeps the facial hair though. This man might actually pro-jared. He might be giving pro-jared around first money in terms of strange looking freak. Although Jared has a hog. I don't think this guy's a pack of munch. If I had the guess, that's probably why he's even more on hinge. Pro-jared's like, I'm just gonna play Zelda and fuck my fans. Mike doesn't even have that. Yeah. Yeah, I did. He's one of the easiest freaks to make fun of though to be honest. It's kind of... I know. It's such a love-hate thing. I have so much fun fucking work. I can't... I mean, what he's doing is serious. It is a fucking... It's fucked up. Yeah, it's a very fucked up. Yeah. But that DM I get about once a month. I'm like, I get so excited when I see his name pop up. I'm like, what dumbshave will be this time? He's genuinely such a despicable, hateful freak. He takes time out of his day. He remakes. He goes, oh yeah. He sets like a reminder on his calendar.

3:12:27Like, oh, time to send AB. My monthly DM calling him a fucking traitor to his people or something. White fucking pasty asked Mike from PA's lecturing, AB on how to be a good Arab. That line is saying, Jewish is a demonic ethnicity. Has done more harm to the cause than anything I could ever probably do my whole fucking life. That's a crazy thing to say. Yeah. If I were some crazy scientists trying to show that pro-Palestinians are there, so I'd be like, oh, look at this clip of Mike from PA. Yeah. A Jewish. A good job, dumb, dumb. Honestly, I'm just really pissed because I've been seeing all these messages, like DMs being posted about him on Twitter, of him harassing people and I thought, but we had it was special. I didn't know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm just not a girl. Well, what's even crazier is not even doing it for the content. He's doing it because he's insane. Yeah. Like, he's at home angry firing off the amps to people. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he's going to get out of it with me. Like, it's not even, it came like juicy for content. I don't know what. Yeah.

3:13:27Maybe he needs a hug. He's past that. He needs a straight jacket. Some padded walls. He needs a, put up an fucking archive. Archamp. Archamp. Archamp. Archamp barely met him. Mike from PA. Let's see here. Mike from PA, you are harassing Dylan Burns late at night because he said, Dylan Burns, by the way, the guy who does this really great journalism in Ukraine, he's called into the show before. Very cool guy. And actually, someone who puts his money where his mouth is, he didn't just think about going to Ukraine to do journalism. He actually went there several times. You are harassing Dylan Burns late at night because he said you registered as a Republican, which you did. You then demanded his lawyers contact information and threatened to sue him for defamation over it. Oh, God. He is literally in people's DMs all day at night. Mike says, what's your lawyer's address?

3:14:27She works at Weenie Hut, Jr. How's that pedophile you built your career around? I guess he's talking about destiny. Everybody's destiny is best friend, by the way. In prison, we will get you there too. All your friends are sex criminals, he's saying. Mike, you are the least threatening person in the world. True. How's the stream? 100 CCV yet? What are you doing to survive? This makes me feel just like some skank. I know. This is exactly how our conversations go. Even the trolling back, this is just hurting my heart. You're just another hope. Yeah, him talking about the view counts. I love you. What are you doing to survive? I really pissed you off, huh? Money wise, I love you guys. It's so funny to see you flail on everything. It's a smaller and smaller group of people. I love my work, Mike. It makes me happy. What work is that? Can you be normal and go have a beer or something? It's 2 a.m. That's honestly a great response.

3:15:27Anyway, good luck on the work. Keep your head up and eye scanning the horizon. Never know. Oh, so he's doing like another kind of like, sarcastic, uh, terrorist threat. Yeah. Just remember, you have to lie about me, and I just have to tell the truth about you and your pedophile sex criminal friend. You know, I met him when I was 14, right? It stopped working with him as a teenager. I was like, oh, no guilt. Actually, I don't even know if he's talking about destiny. I don't know who he's worth talking about now. He will be in prison as he should, and it doesn't bother me at all. You're attacking. You're attacking progressives for the same deluded nonsense as I would have expected. Have fun with that. I never ran as Republican. That's the motivation for a fabricated lie. He did. Yeah, he did run as a person. Block me again. Plus you brought the American Empire and lose. That's the rule. Cat will learn that. Hopefully. Why are you guys such fucking cowards? He's a 50-2 AM. Sent from Lonely Ass Mike. He really is the Wizard of Lonelyness.

3:16:27He's just like going through his DMs like you up right now, trying to see who's in the rest. He's looking for like a booty call, but it's a different type of booty call. Yeah. He's probably gets off on this shit. If it's 2 AM. So he admitted to Famitory knowingly false. Give me your lawyer's contact info. Do you even have anything worth taking? This is the guy by the way who takes such a fence that I'm suing anybody. The problem is my stream keeps growing. How's it looking in Ukraine? Where is longer than World War I now? Shame the nation has been destroyed. What is this guy celebrating that Ukraine has been destroyed by? It's crazy. Ukraine is alive. Syria was torn apart for 13 years and so is a chance to make a future of itself. Would you say that my reputation was damaged by the idea that I ran as Republican? This is so stupid, but I came and read this. What a fucking pathetic loser.

3:17:27He does have an audience though. I mean, you see there he has 8,000 subs. Which if anything, it's just a total rebate. It just speaks so poorly of this whole movement. You can find 8,000 people that subscribe to MicronPAs. Crazy. But yeah, just right now, apparently, he was suspended. So that's good news. We don't know for how long. He just said temporarily. Twitch does this with their faves. They banned them on Friday. Give them a nice weekend off and then on Monday they come back fresh and ready to. I mean, it's Labor Day on Monday. It's probably Tuesday. Beautiful three day weekend. Right. Have a nice barbecue. Come back ready to go. Ready to send more death threats and slurs and hate against marginalized groups. This demonic ethnicity. Waving a gun on stream. Oh, that's a separate thing. That's a song. Kelly has got the receipts to see here.

3:18:30Oh, yeah. So he's already flaunting it. What are you guys doing for Labor Day? This is the first response. Streaming on Twitch. How about you? Well, I mean, don't be so sure that he's not going to be able to stream by then. Right. Which is pretty fucking pathetic in that way. Yes, sir. Ah, XQC ways and I always love his text. Let's give it a says. Hey, I'm a drama. Is that any good job? Hey, good job. You got a visit from the FBI when Mike threatened. He's like the squirrel that ticked too much caffeine in the Disney movie. Yeah, I got it. It's not a Disney movie. It's a hood winged. What? The squirrels from hood wing, bro. It's not a Disney. Is it an ice age thing? I don't know anything. He doesn't drink coffee. There's a squirrel in hood wing that takes a bunch of car. And then everything's slow.

3:19:30I think so. Yeah. It's a hood wing, guys. It's very classic. It's very moose. By the way, Olivia, this shit is working so good. Really? Because you know, in your nose, it's really, and especially when you're congested, it's very runny and it's a wet environment, but it's staying. Yeah, it's the oil. It's so fantastic. It's actually staying on my... Do you want to take this for the weekend? Maybe. Yeah, I have plenty. I'll buy you a new one. Okay, yay. Oh, yeah. Can you buy her a bottle of Lionel? Lionel in? Yeah. Yep, I got you. Thank you so much. You're... It's... Ah! I helped a lot. Gabe, you need nipple cream? Nope. I don't think so. Where I'm being correct, I'm being told it's over the hedge that has that squirrel. Oh, yeah, over the hedge. Oh, my God. Thank you, Olivia. Who made over the hedge? That's a dreamer, too. So... And who owns dreamworks? I don't know. It might be Disney.

3:20:30Disney does it over the hedge. No, Disney does it over the hedge. We weren't talking shit to someone like my first year. If you're gonna correct the goddamn reference, it has to be right. You've made it worse. You made it more confusing. Nate stop. Nate stop. NBC your reversal. Nate stop. I feel like Disney every world these days. Good night on the phone. Yeah, let me help you. I need to emphasize. Hi, is there being good night? Doesn't make me bad night. Hi, is this good night? Oh, my God. Sorry. Is this good night? No, this is not good night. Who is it? I've called like 400 times. Oh, you got through. I'll be helping you. I actually have a really good idea for you guys to do. Okay. I really want you guys to review the show, Glee. Hey, go ahead. No, that's a good idea. I've never watched it. Yeah, I've never watched it. I've never watched it. I've never heard about it. I've never heard about it. I'm actually rewatching it right now. There are plenty of jokes that I missed when I was a kid that I'm just... Oh my gosh. I think it is really bad, some of it, but like...

3:21:33No, it's... Ryan Murphy is a... I will say he's a pretty brilliant guy. Yeah, he's also a psych... Yeah, crazy ideas. Um, I'd love to. I think that's a terrific idea. And I really appreciate you sharing it. You're dressing up as your silverser. I think I would make my day. That would be so good. It sounds like a good idea. I don't know what it means, but Olivia seems pretty good. Oh, you'll see. Susel Vester is Jane Lynch in colored tracksuits. Oh my God, it's really great. I didn't know I'd say any of that. Also, the girlies episode yesterday would make me so happy, so high-divis. I love you. I love you. I love you. Well, thanks for calling. Sorry, it took you so many times, but I'm glad you stuck with it. Yeah. It's okay. I'll do it any time. It's okay. All right. Well, I was looking for good night, but I got a good... What's your name? Claire. Good Claire. I'm a Greek. My Greek sister. Gleek? Gleek. I'm a Greek. You know what Gleeking is? No. It's not like when you like that three or three years ago.

3:22:34Yeah, when you spoke. Oh, really? I didn't know you like saliva glands. And thanks for calling. Have a great weekend. Bye. Bye. Happy whatever holiday it is. Labor day. Actually, since we got derailed for a second here, I would like to announce that we are bringing back the t-shirt for free sale. No. The K-E black. So it's on the website now. Is that different than this one? No, it's that one. It's just for free sale now. So whoever buys it now, we'll have to wait a few weeks because they're not made yet. Or did it sell out? Yeah. Oh, I see. So if you want it, you can get it. You can. You can. You can. You can. Yeah. It's on the website. Back to you. Thank you, Yvila. I just got a text from Hut. Oh. He said... And this is actually exactly how they do it. They waited until he was done streaming, then gave him a tent ban for Labor Day weekend. Yeah. And that's actually what they do to Hassan. And we've even heard reports of people saying they check with them and ask ones a good time for them to ban them.

3:23:36You believe that, Gabe? No. I don't think so. Yeah. You don't think you believe it. What are you doing this weekend for Labor Day? We're going to. We're going to. We're going to get drunk and go blacked out and go into space. Let's go. Go into space. Get blacked out in space. Blacked out and out of space. That's bad ass, bro. Fuck that. Fuck yeah. Woo. Party on, dude. Party on, bro. All right. Anyway, excuse you. It was about to drop some knowledge. Joe. Hey, wait. How about some drama? Did you drop your munt? You got to visit from the FBI when Mike Threaten, and 100% should be reporting to FBI regardless of Twitch response or lack thereof. I think I'm going to, man. I'm thinking about any stream. I honestly wish I reported him to the FBI when he did that to me. I don't know if it's not too late, but he should at this point be on on. I feel like it's not too late. It wasn't like many years ago. It's been a couple of years, I'd say.

3:24:39Maybe two. Yeah, maybe two. But I don't know what's the statute on that thing, but he should be on law enforcement's radar at this point because, I mean, he's without a doubt a stagastic, a stag... It's a stagastic, a stagastic terrorist. Really? And just... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I know what you're trying to say. But the actual fuck. This is not OK. What are you doing? Twitch! Yeah, it's very blackpilling Hutch, and I'm sorry you had to go through this. Yeah. Something that I've been through, that we've been through, is that when there's people like doing open calls for violence on you, on their platform and they don't do anything, it's very blackpilling. You're like, wow, that's just allowed and nobody's going to do anything. And they're like, yeah, no, we don't give a fuck. It's cool because we like them. It's pretty wild feeling, man. Hello! I need to happen. How much more... A blatant doesn't need to be.

3:25:41Um... Hutch is a pit. Hutch is super-pissed. He should be. It's really fucked up. It's just a stupid thing. You have a platform. Is this just going to be excuse you trying to figure out what happened? I'm hosting Death Threats and is already got their one of their largest political streamers. You love him, I'll live. I do. Yeah, I see it. He's so sweet. Yeah, he's the best. I can't believe I used to not understand what he says. Are you on board now? I totally understand every word now. Really? Yeah. Oh, I'm not there yet. You don't? No. Certainly not. When you guys are together, you'll have more opportunity to score. Or she might not like him once she understands him. True. What is he even saying all this time? Good fun. Committed attacks were made Death Threats. Honey, I'd like to better when I didn't understand. It's not working anymore.

3:27:06I'm a Jack. I've been saying, I feel like I'm on that topic. I've always been kind of locked in it. I think anything violence related should just be UX. It's not a platform. There's a Jack. There's no win there. I don't think anybody wins. Nobody gets through the game. The other thing, the other thing, the public comes out of violence. It's useless. It's waffle. Okay. King. I followed that. Not sure about it. I mean, I followed it. You're articulated. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I needed it. Mike from PA, let's see. This is like a good picture. This is when he shows for his avatar. He has no, he's face that's no angles. Look at his face that's no angles. It's just one line. Interesting. I'm just fascinated by the hairdo. Looks like a bird. Like you got a glamour. He's got a little bit of a hair. He's got a little bit of a hair. Look at his face that's no angles. It's just one line. Interesting. I'm just fascinated by the hairdo. Looks like a bird. He got a glamour. For this photo. Yeah. He's like an angry bird.

3:28:07I love that even in his photo. He's fucking angry man. He's so angry dude. You look like a guy who should be more chill. Like I know. That's the problem. Yeah. This is a life of being rejected by everybody. By women and men. And his own mother. Which is really the most traumatic when you're a mom rejects you. It's an entire state I think. The entire state. The entire city has rejected this man. There's no rejection this man has not suffered. Right. You know Mike. There's always a second. I believe in second chances. And is it too late for Mike? Yeah. Is it his fault? Yeah. Because maybe we can carve out a special place for you buddy. No we ain't doing that. On the prairie. Special little place on the prairie.

3:29:09Or Mike from VA. I'm putting more nipple cream in my nose because I love it. I thought it hurt so much. Like almost un... Reasonable how much it hurts. You know what I'm saying? What else we got? Mike from PU. This guy stinks. Hutch is actually calling it on Tuesday to discuss the state tune for that. A fantastic guy. Hutch we love Hutch. Let's see if we got any goofs to go over. And did we get a new date for how we know we're rescheduling? I don't know if we have a new date. Maybe it's in the work still. We got any goofs? We're pretty much out of time. I think we did all the goofs anyways. How long we've been going? We done goofed. We're half hour. Is that right? Yeah. Sounds like we have time for one more thing.

3:30:11Why are you laughing? What was that? That's me. Oh my god. That's my own goofing. Wait, what's your topic? Wait, it wasn't Nate? It wasn't. No, it wasn't. Oh my god. That's my goofie. I liked it. Everyone in the office looked to the right. Yeah, I looked the right. Yes, but I saw that he wasn't saying anything. Oh god, you know what? That's so funny. What's the show we're watching? You said Nate is recommend it. Yes, we do's Bay. Amazing. Oh my god, we're watching. We almost watched the whole season last night. Wait, what is it? But we had to go to the hospital one night. I didn't sleep. Oh, good. I was so scared going to bed last night. So we're going to finish it tonight. It's scary, but also funny. It's very funny. That's my favorite type of scary. Yeah. It's very good. There's a few things I have to watch like that one. I think there's a job scare maybe. It's very like at times silly and funny.

3:31:11But it's genuinely also very scary. And I love this main actor. The main character actor. You're right. Bryce, I think it's called. Yeah, we just watched another show. The animal in me. The beast in me. The beast in me. That's on Netflix. Have you seen that one? I saw a few of the first few episodes. It's good. He's good. He's good at playing like the suspenseful. Yeah, I never seen him before. No, I'm not watching him. And we're spec with those Bay. With those Bay is on Apple. It's super good. And the beast in me is on Netflix. Where'd you guys leave off for what? We watched seven episodes in a row. So we have the last three. I love the finale for this. Okay. Yeah, awesome. He's really good. It ties things up also leaves the road for more. Okay. You're very excited to see what else they do. Well, without spoiling, I'll say the last part we watched was when they took the boat out with the guy. That's a great episode. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Go ahead. I just love it. And I think the cast is great.

3:32:12It was a perfect casting of not super mainstream actors, but really good actors. I just wrote it down. It's really. Yeah, I'm excited. But it feels like a Halloween movie. So I was like, this thing came out like a couple months too early. What did you guys catch the Michael Myers reference in it with the Boogeyman? What they just always thought. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I don't want to. The part when he's in the hotel and the space. I was like, not that far. I was honestly. It was so. The part with the crawl space. I was just laughing though. I don't think it was so terrifying. I was like, dude, they're still so ridiculous. I thought the person who was fine, the second episode, the hotel, hooked me. That was good. That was really. Even though I knew. I knew what was happening, but it was still good. But I don't think they were trying to be like hiding it either. Yeah. But this is my front. Yeah. If you want to see a really scary episode, don't miss this one. That's a season finale story. That's what we call.

3:33:12That's the Boogeyman? Probably I could. Oh, yeah. Not very. He's in mobile. But he's scary. He feels as or you can smell him. You don't chase you down, but you can smell him. Boy, his sense traces you. This is the man sending death threats. Just remember, when you're getting internet hate and you're seeing comments on the internet that are just really mean and hateful. And you're like, who are these people? This is who they are. This is the man it might be. I'm a little bit nice. That's it. 2 a.m. Who is this person talking shit? It's this people like this guy right here. The Wizard of Loneliness. Also watch for accommodations. There's a documentary about the pastor's wife. Oh, yeah. Very disturbing. Very good. Yeah. Did anyone watch it? Yes, I have. I didn't watch the documentary, but I watched True Crime YouTubers talk about the documentary. Oh, so confusing. I did a job.

3:34:12I said I did the watch the doctor and then I want to watch that phone call. Which one? Oh, the one at the very end. They think that the one when she called the 911. That's very strange. Maybe in the background. No, no. There are some YouTubers who are like I like Nancy. Do you watch Nancy Grace? Sometimes just speak. She'll pop up. She's not one of the first. No, I don't think that was actually a Bible theory. Okay. He had a alibi. He wasn't there. Oh, good, good, good. Yeah. But I need to watch the movie because I just watched YouTube videos. Yeah. I think if anything, the theory is that like he. He pushed her to me. I mean, he drove her. Yeah, he was having an affair, right? Well, that's not even. That's the piece of the issues, bro. Oh, my God. I need to do it. You need to watch it then. Okay. First widow's Bay and then I'll watch pastor's wife. Yeah. Well, this is the one detail that I stayed with me and everybody else, but like one of many of them on anything she was doing to her. He was getting homeless people to fucking finish on her. What? Like that was part of what got him on. What are you talking about?

3:35:12Literally. You haven't. Wait, what does that mean? Like he said pastor. He was playing homeless people. He was bringing homeless people to their house. To do sexual stuff to her. Or wherever. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, my God. I have never heard about God that poor woman totally. I was really disturbing. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Widow. Pastor's wife and widow's Bay. Yeah. I'll do my homework. Um, and then Mr. Beast Book. Mr. Beast Book, don't forget. Yeah. Did you pre-order it because you may not be able to get it? Oh, okay. Absolutely. Everybody's trying to get there. There's going to be four digits already. Yeah. I'll try to pre-order after the show today. Okay. Anyway. Just remember your demons, whatever's scaring you online, just remember. So. Where are you going? I'm going to fuck you up, dude. Someone said in the chat that he became what he hated most, a couch.

3:36:14Whoa. Trill. That's a good one. I ain't not going to stop until his mouth is bloody. Oh. Oh, yeah, look at one. Yeah. My mouth's still puked. Oh my god. The segment's suggestion. Let's see. But could everyone on the crew talk about why they went to college for? I need to start figuring out what I want to go for and personally think Dens is in the vein. I'm interested in PS10, IDM, you on Discord, peace and love. I'm pretty sure none of us went to college for any relevant to our career. I did. I went to college. I did. So maybe you and Dens did. I went to be $70,000 in debt. So you're right on point. I was a theater major. I feel like you're fine. I studied audio engineering. Okay. Well, everybody accepts you. Fuck me. No, don't. But you are using it. Yeah. You're a talker. You form sentences for a living.

3:37:20That's right. Yes, girl. That's what you did in college. What's your interest if you went to? I don't know. Did you go to college, Gabe? I did. I did a technical school for a cashiering stuff. Cashiering. Cashiering. A cashier. The cash register. Oh, cashiering. Yes. Well, I didn't have a plan after I graduated high school. So I just looked for a simple job like cashiering and stuff. Did you ever put that to use? I did a little bit. I worked at McDonald's for a few years. Nice. How'd you like working there? It's fun, but it's also stressful. Stressful. Crazy hours, like demanding. Well, it's kind of like pressure. They push you. The restaurant wants to make customer time quick. That's the old thing. Fast food. Fast food. Quick service, quick money. If you slow down and people are going to go away and stuff, that's the model.

3:38:23So you did McDonald's and you kind of came back. When did you become a white club game in that saga? After McDonald's, my nephew introduced me to Uber. I worked for a writer. Oh, there you go. I lived in Uber and then when the pandemic, the pandemic went down to 2020, then we got nothing else to do. Everything was shut down. So we start making videos and stuff. My funny videos. And I didn't expect to blow up and stuff. There it is. Now you're here. Oh, yeah. Now your uncle gave. Now you're one of Tommy O's. Cameo's top performers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that your favorite job so far? Right now, yes. It gets to be your own boss. Oh, yeah. Make these videos. Make something funny. And you know, even if I achieved price, what is it at right now? 15? Still $10. 10 bucks. Hold it, smoke. And they can get more than they got this on at Uncle Gabe.

3:39:24At Uncle Gabe, it's on the, I have a link. Like you see my stories. It has the link on the stories. There it is. Are you a grab? I'm just to search for Uncle Gabe on Cameo and you'll find it. Woo. You want me to draft your, pick your players for the draft? Boom. There you go. I've heard you have a good record on picking them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Woo. Oh, yeah, baby. Yes, sir. Yes, sir, Gabe. Okay. We still, we still, uh, no white claws. We're out on white claw. No white claws. Just playing on Uncle Gabe. Uncle Uncle. What are you drinking now, though, that white claws are off the table? Well, I could drink like Long Island tea, anything with tea. Well, you're drinking Long Island teas. Tea, yeah. Wait, you're drinking Long Island iced teas. Something like that. Yeah. Those will fuck you up.

3:40:24Oh, yeah. Okay, but no fuck, Gabe's not fucking around. Like in space. That's right. Fuck yeah, dude. You'll be doing the fentanyl fold. All right. Well, that sounds fun. Anyone have an barbecue? What is everyone doing this weekend? Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah, we're doing a little barbecue. Stank that, baby. Stank that, baby. Stank that, baby. Woo, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I'm going with my friends to see a play. We're doing a road trip for like an hour and a half to see a Diego to see play. Wow. What is the play called? Wait, one. It's called Begin again. It's like, it's based on literally one of my favorite movies from 2014. Like when I was 14 years old, it's a movie with Mark Ruffalo and Kira Knightley. And it has a soundtrack and Adam Levine from Roon 5 is actually in the movie as well. And they turned it into a musical, which I always thought it would be such a great musical. Mark Ruffalo was in, he was a romantic. No, it was platonic. Okay, he didn't seem like a romantic. No, it was about, it's about Kira Knightley gets like broken up with by her pop star boyfriend.

3:41:27And then he hears her performing and he just lost his job as a music exec. Did they hook up? No, no. He gets back with, I'm not going to tell you what happens, but he's divorced from his wife. I just basically told you what happened. So they become platonic friends? No, he helps her record her album and he sells it. Oh, he's like, they work together. Yeah, they're each other's like creative partners. I feel like they should have fun. No, I was actually really happy that they didn't, like super grateful that they didn't. Right, I haven't seen it, but I feel like they should have. No, there's one scene in it where they're sharing headphones and they're walking around New York City and they're playing for once in my life by Stevie Wonder. And then they're like dancing at the club with the headphones on and there's dancing to Stevie Wonder. It's such a good movie. It is. It really is. That's the Hulk. Do you think that's the best movie? That's the guy, right? Yeah, this Hulk. Mark Ruffalo is the Hulk. Yeah, he's the guy who plays the Hulk. To me, he's the music exec from Begin Again. He's the guy that's like, I'm soft-spoken, but I'm also a court.

3:42:29Oh, I do love him. He's so wonderful. He's what, yeah. God, you are so not filed into the Marvel Universe. No, never. It's actually disgusting. I don't think I've ever seen a Marvel movie in my life, actually. What the fuck, dude? Not out of defiance, just out of... It doesn't matter why. That's the thing you don't understand. You're right. The Marvel Universe. You're right. I have a lot of homework. I'll do it. I can't wait to start reading the reviews on Mr. Beast's book. I think we're going to be so fucking good. Dude, it's going to be so bad. Anyway, what day are you doing the barbecue? Don't worry, you're not invited. So I don't know why I said it so many. Actually, I don't know. When are we doing on Sunday? Sunday. Why you want to come over? At the door's open. You should. Bring me up. I'll come up and consider it. Is there any way we can move it to Saturday? Is that better for you? Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't think so. I think it's Sunday. We can cast water. It's what we have to do. We don't need to do it. I always AB laughing at me.

3:43:29It seems like you're forcing in by, and you're like, I'll think about it. Can I check my calendar still? Yeah, yeah. I'm forcing in by it. I still have to check my calendar. Yeah, Lena's brother and his wife are in the same place. I'm going to be the first one to come over. I'm going to be the first one to come over. Yeah, Lena's brother and his wife are in town. So the four of us will be coming as well. You want to be great. Thanks for letting us know. Anyone else want to ask VP? I do. Do I need to mark the dogs? The dogs will be coming too. The dogs are welcome. Of course. We'll have a little side steak for them. Your new little puppy. I still haven't met your new dog. Yeah, Ely did the other day. I heard. She's so cute. You know we have a spot for the baby Yorky. She's so cute. She's very different from Rocky. She cuddles. Yeah. Nonstop. Rocky is such a little diva. You need a diva cup. The same size as a diva cup, too. You see diva cups for eight-year-olds? Huge. Huge. Rocky wants attention now. I've never seen Rocky be so social. Ever since Adrian started walking around,

3:44:30saying hi to everybody. Really? Yes. I'm so happy to see it. Rocky comes out of me. He's always such a diva. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Rocky, you are so ridiculously cute. How was he liking her? He's not very much. But he's not mean to her. He just kind of wants to be away from her. He's warming up. Yeah. Yeah. He's so cute. He's not going to like competing for attention. Yeah. Because he's the baby. I've tried to like be very mindful of that. Like when I come home, I go straight to him. Yeah. Yeah. And she probably doesn't give a fuck. She's just happy to go lucky. She's just crazy. Yeah. Oh, look at this. So cute. Do they have they played together yet or no? I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. A little bit. A little bit. Yesterday they were fighting over a towel. It was the first time they kind of played together. But yeah, it was afraid that he might accidentally hurt her. Because she's so tiny. They'll get there. Yeah. I hope it takes time. It's for him. I know. It takes time. Yeah.

3:45:30It took some time for Shredder to warm up to Alfredo. Yeah. And then. Well, we brought Ducky and after Alfredo was the dog of the house and Ducky just took over the whole fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, maybe that'll be her. Maybe she'll take over. I think so. The yorky. Oh, anyway, look at that. What a sweet little dog he's. Beautiful. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's so tiny. Oh. She sleeps on Lena's neck or like Lena's head. Oh, yeah. It's all wet. Yeah. So sweet. We're just rocky sleep. He starts by one of us and then as soon as we move, he gets so fucking annoyed and then he leaves. Yeah. And then he'll go to his bed or just on the floor by us. So funny. So much like Shredder, I feel like not. Shredder used to sleep under the bed. He didn't want anything to do with us.

3:46:31When we first got him, we had our bed and then there was like a tiny space underneath and a fluffy white carpet it was on. So he used to go under there and you couldn't even get him out. Oh, my God. Yeah, that was so funny. He would go when he wanted to play. He would go under there. He tried to get him. That's what right here. We have pillows under all of our couches because he goes to out here. Anyway, Mike from PA, what a despicable ugly disgusting vile. Missed shape and little man. And I mean, like, not in physical quality, although he is true. But in like, stat, stat, like a metaphorical stature. And that's about it, eh? So that's about it. After dark coming up next, that's exciting. I'm glad to be back, guys. Thanks for being here. Thanks for tuning in. Sorry, I missed the middle of the week here, but I'm feeling better.

3:47:34And I don't plan on taking any lean this weekend. So I should be here. Oh, I guess we're missing. Sir, for Sunday. Say it for Sunday. Sunday, Sunday. I'll bring this Friday. You want to fuck it if you want to lean? Bring the code in, bro. Fuck this right. You got the code in. I'll bring this Friday and the prop and exit proxy dial. I checked my cat. Lena's brother. You got the tram and all that's good enough. Lena's brother, who's in town, he's a doctor and he could prescribe now. I'm just saying. Maybe we can lose this license as soon as he got it. I already tried to get Jimmy Lita right me of script for something. He can't do it out of state. My brother is a doctor in San Francisco. He is? Oh, so he can. Let's go, bro. Introduce me. I was trying to get Jimmy Lita right me a script for something just to see if he would. And he couldn't because he was out of state, but I think he would have actually. Oh, yeah, he would have. Which is pretty epic. Pretty epic.

3:48:34Jimmy Lita, everybody. All right. Yeah, tell your brother I just need some coding and liquid form. I don't know. We could crush it up. Whatever, whatever we need to do. I got the drink. You're bringing the sprite. Yeah. No show on Monday because it's our holiday. We're celebrating the labors. We love the labors. We really do. Thank you. Because where will we be without them? No where. No where. Right. What are we got? What's happening today on AfterDark? I don't see any. So Kate has been. I can't go further last week. She's been working on a list of the top 10 men. How 10 men? She likes. Oh my gosh. That's so huge. And she said she's not going to cut out by like choosing all 10 gay men or, or, you know, yeah, yeah, divas.

3:49:34Yeah, yeah. It's going to be like straight men. Me. Nothing to get her a list. So is that what the title of today's show is? I think it's a great. I feel like it's a good hook. I think it's a top 10 best men of all time. Not possible. I have from a lesbian. Yeah. From a man hating lesbian. Right. So that's a fantastic episode. I'll be watching that for sure. It's like a Jubilee video. She's been sitting a lot of time into it. I wonder if I'll make the list. Or if that's too biased. I think they did say like no family, no data is number one. So probably not you either. I'm going to be on that list. If Harley's on the list and I'm not, I'm not. He's not going to be. No, it's not like that. That shows ending. It's like a real list of like, it's hard for her to pick. I'm very excited about this. Yeah, here just feminine. This is so funny. Look at this. They have the upcoming event already. You guys are not going to want to miss this banger alert. Feminist force to name 100 men. That was my twist. Name 100 men paid.

3:50:35That's fine. Wait, is that what it is or is she doing? No, that's just a twist. I just put something up for us. True nailing. I'm a man. I bet you can. I don't think so. I wonder if I can name 100 women. Then we do that already. We didn't. But we were planning on doing it. That would be hard. Name 100 women. I don't know how much is 100. 100 is 100. 100. It just feels like you would take me. I could be hard. I could do it. I would just have to think and I would have to like do it. That's the same name counts. Is it what? It's the same name counts. I think it needs to be people like famous people. So here's what I would do. I would start. Let's say like. Let's think of like actors. So. Cameron D is. That's the first one I was thinking. What you guys are crazy. Really? Yes.

3:51:35The first. Cameron D. Yeah. So you have to be very specific and go category to category. I almost said it. Oh my god. That's how I was feeling. Cameron D is. Cool. Stalma Hayek. Awesome. Yeah, we could do a hundred. I'm already slowing down. I'm already slowing down. You could do it. My grandma would take forever. Emma Robert. Emma Robert. Emma Robert. Emma Robert. Is that a good professor name? I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm a senior. That's Diana. Well she's not a actor. I'll get to politics. It just sounded an actual form. I'll get to politics. I think I would be hard. Let's do the next week then. Do you think you could name more hundred men fast with a piano on your room? Yes, I don't know what that means. I don't what that means. But yes. I think I could have a lot easier time. I think I would have an easier time with women, maybe, too. Me too. Cool. I guess that makes sense. I wonder if we could do boys for girls. Men name. Maybe we switch it. That's interesting. to see if we can say 100 men faster if you guys can say 100 women faster.

3:52:38I don't know what's more interesting if we do men men or my girl girl or... Let us know in the comments below. Let us know in the comments below. What do you want to see? But in each time. Let me throw it to you guys. Watch this. The lesbian feminist be forced to name 100 men. She can't do it. She's going to scream and freak out because she will not name 100 men. Wow. And she's on lean too. And worst of all, horse the co-host with a man. Allegedly. Is she... was she on lean? She was one time this week by accident. Was she actually on the same thing as I was on? Maybe. Or she just on PM. Oh, they said yes. Oh, my God. Yes, she was on lean. Everybody's fucked up. Yes, by accident. My goodness. Me by accident. She didn't know. Oh, she knew. She mean by accident. That's very real. Come on. Accidentally end up with some purple drink. Oh. She's a hard worker. She needs to relax a bit. You're right. I'm not criticizing for it. No, but she was live.

3:53:38Really? She was chugging live. I've done that. That's so awesome. Listen, we're going to wrap it up guys. Have a great weekend. We're going to toss it over to our friends over at After Dark. It's Kate. Tarlie of Stavie. The lesbian naming 100 men. Can they do it? We're going to find out. Does anything client in the gang wishing you a great long weekend? We'll be back on Wednesday. Well Tuesday with After Dark. Oh, yeah, Tuesday with After Dark. And Hush. And Hush. So there it is. Anywho. Have a great time, guys. And we'll see you next week. Talk to you for now. Good time. Bye.