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I'm in a box, like a microwave, or like-

They're like in the freezer section at Kroger.

Like a ravioli?

Yeah.

Chicken dumplings.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

I was thinking Asian dumplings.

And you boil or fry?

Well, I was trying to fry them.

Okay.

And it got a little smoky.

My kitchen, it's really small, so the littlest thing can set off the smoke detector.

And normally I have this air fan going and whatever.

I did not last night though, because it really didn't think that things were going to get all hectic at my house.

Well, anyways, the smoke detector goes off.

And so I'm, you know, opening up windows, I'm turning the fan on.

I've got my-

Ask a question.

My dish towel that's above the smoke detector trying to wave it, isn't the-

Because this is what we do when it happens.

Warren usually takes it off in advance, because he knows something's gonna set it off.

I never knew a million years.

But she didn't think it was gonna get smoky.

No, but isn't the first thing that you did when it went off, go knock it down?

No, that's not what-

I figured that's the first thing we do is we go knock it off.

Yeah.

See, I figured it's gonna be like 20 seconds of it going off where it ought to be a big deal.

Well, no, here's where it really went wrong.

Because I have such this high-tech security home system from Guardian Alarm.

Anytime an alarm goes off, they immediately call the house and they've done it before.

Yeah.

And I would have typically answered, but because I was doing all of these other things,

I wasn't even thinking about-

My phone was an area.

My phone was not near me.

And so, I missed the call.

Valorate the fire department.

I'm sitting down in my chair at this point eating said burnt dumplings-

Ian burnt dumplings.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

And I'm like, oh my god, the fire department is here.

I'm in my PJs.

I have no bra on.

Like, I am not presentable for the fire department to be coming.

I wouldn't even let them inside.

Can I say a few things?

First, I'm really hung up on one thing.

Oh, I thought I had a fire engine.

That's fire work.

It's fire work.

Sorry.

I am hung up on one thing, and I also want to point out some holes.

Okay.

I am really hung up on the fact that the first thing she didn't do was go take the fire alarm down.

Alison, it's so high up, I can't-

I can't-

I have to get a step back.

Listen, if the fire alarm went off in my house.

You wouldn't take it down.

I had to go get a ladder.

Right.

Oh, okay.

You live in an apartment you probably can get out of Warren's shoulders.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no.

We can both just raise our hands and take it down.

How much of a size ceilings do you have?

Well, we can walk through that always.

Listen, I need an apartment where the ceilings are five-nine.

It's got to be five-nine.

I want to know how high your ceilings are.

I don't know.

Probably like eight feet.

Also, one of mine is on the wall.

So, again, we can just grab it and take it to-

Okay.

All right.

No.

Fine.

Explaining how this is to me, I appreciate it.

The holes in my story are-

I feel-

In her story.

I feel like she could have like-

I don't know.

Taking a second to put something else on.

I just feel like a lot of this was-

How do I get the-

How do I get firemen to come to my house tonight?

That is not the way.

Trust me.

I wish that-

You go to the grocery store on a Saturday when they're doing fire truck tours.

Right.

That's what you do.

Oh.

Thank you to the Southline Fire Department for showing up so-

Okay.

Wait a minute.

Did they come out when they came out there?

Were they in gear?

Like, were they ready with axes and stuff?

Yeah.

All in the outfits and everything.

I've got footage.

I've got footage.

Oh my God.

I just thought like somebody came over and an SUV.

No, they brought the whole fire truck.

Let me find-

They let you literally-

They were eating pizza and had the slide down the pole.

Yeah.

And the dress to come to your house because you burnt parogies or whatever.

A dumpling?

Yeah, it's so embarrassing.

Do you see them all getting out of the truck right now?

Oh my-

You should make this a Fox 2 story.

Oh my God.

Look at the Southline woman.

And they were probably so excited because they don't see a lot of action.

They're like, oh, we're going to put out a fire.

No.

And-

In a Fox 2 follow up this morning,

a young girl that alerted a parent that ducks were in the sewer

was now found as an adult burning-

Dumplings.

Burning dumplings.

Burning dumplings where she had the fire department come.

No, wait.

Go like this.

Daughter of South Lyon politician deemed unfit to live alone.

That's better.

Browless with burnt dumplings,

she allowed the firefighters into the home briefly.

While never stopping eating the dumplings.

I couldn't cut a waste.

No, I don't know.

With a wild eyed.

Oh.

That's good.

So that was my night.

So no love connection.

No love connection for you.

Listen, even if the hottest firefighter would have been there,

I think he would have taken one look at me and the situation

and been like, yeah, I'm good there.

I'm all set.

You may have been hungry.

You may have wanted a burnt dumpling.

There's a place online where home service workers,

EMT, fire, they're talking about the wildest things they've seen in people's homes,

including a creepy dungeon,

roaches, and a decaying Christmas tree with ornaments.

Oh, my God.

Horrible.

It's sad.

Just like you always want clean underwear,

because you never know if you'll be in the next room.

Yeah.

Save clean your house.

But also, that's a fire hazard.

They might have to come back.

It is a fire hazard.

A citation should have been given.

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