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3:16Today it is September 14th. It is Monday. It is one thirty ish, one twenty ish, PM. I feel like I have so much to hear about from you guys. Just so much to say. We are, I mean, just filled with stories, laughs, antics, antics, antics, Reynolds, controls, I mean, everything. Antic dots is a funny way to say it because they are anecdotes about antics. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Crazy antics this weekend. Really? Absolutely. I can't wait to hear it. I before I start, I have to finish up making my Viva IST, porn of Phoenix dead into a body armor. This is actually way of high grade. Little kick too. Little carbonation. I love that. That sounds delicious. I wanted to do those after. So he's never thought of such a shit like this. Dave could never imagine this. The average mind can't conceptualize this. And then in a weekend's little pink witty with it. Oh, yeah. Wow, all the colors of the rainbow.

4:17What a jersey are you wearing? It's just a card card. I don't think it's a club's kit. What? It's a card heart just made it on their own. It's cool. It's a fake jersey. Fake jersey. Stolen valor. Who's jersey should I be wearing? I thought it was a Harvard jersey to be honest. It's got the crème. I am rocking the crème. St. Joe's prep was the maroon as well. Oh, interesting. 313. It's Detroit. Right? Oh, it says Detroit on the side. Yeah, Detroit card heart. WIP. I went from stealing valor from the working man to stealing valor from soccer players and Detroit and Detroit. Yeah. There's nothing about that. That's authentic. That's an M&M jersey. Basically, RIP to Kyle Busch. Everybody from the 313. Put your mother fucking hands up. Do you guys, I just need to hear about this this your last weekend that you spent together because we're just getting in. What do you mean?

5:18We're just getting back from your time together. Yeah. I heard you guys had a hangover type of situation. Oh, yeah, we both just flew in. For Miami. Fuck it, Miami. We're already wearing white. Yeah. When you're leaving the US open, it's kind of just everyone's just shuffling onto the private jets. Yeah. It's like leaving the same parts. We just walked out of an accident. We were at LaGuardia. Yeah. It's right there. Where are you guys going? Dubai or Miami? What was it the best time ever, Francis? You were next. I want to hear Harry's great cap on that. I mean, it was fun. We had a good time. A tale of two tales. So cheer your tale. I mean, the actual match itself was sick. I think that was probably my favorite part. Would you go for the women's final? Women's final. We got to see Sublanka against Fakana. And that was awesome. That's a street fighter matchup.

6:18And I was leaving. When I was walking out, there's like a designated like Uber area pickup and I couldn't get an Uber. So I started to walk up the street a little bit to where it was open. And there was this like old like New York dude and like a Mets hat. Just like I think he was hammered. And he was just walking up to people leaving the open and he's like, who won? Joe Schmo or whatever the fuck? And I like burst out laughing. What are all the other people leaving where they were? They did not seem happy about it. But it was very, it was a very funny move. It was camping outside of the US open to make fun of the people leaving. And they were like, no, we take this serious. Yeah, exactly. But it was it was cool. It was the match was sick. Very intimate. Kind of seems like there's no bad seats in the house. It's also cool because everyone gets quiet. So that's not true. There are bad seats. Yeah. My mom and I went last summer and we were we had really bad seats.

7:21Pretty low. No, we were way up. And then fortunately a friend of mine had was doing a thing and invited us down to his box that he was in. But we watched the first set and a half and in nosebleeds or whatever. And it was so steep that it was almost like top down vertigo inducing. Yeah, you're right. I actually don't mind being high. I don't hate the bleeds. I've never been for tennis, but for football, I kind of prefer it. Yeah, I don't mind it either. I'm just saying compared to where we were though there are bad seats. Big time. Well, for me and my experiences, there's been no bad seats. It's been only good seats being in the box. The box. It's been one game, one match and he sat in a beautiful luxury suite. Sat in a beautiful luxury suite. There are no bad seats. There are no bad sweets. I don't know how people are complaining about hunger out there. I mean, there's food options everywhere. I mean, there's a lot of people who are reentering.

8:23No, it was, I mean, the J will and his buddy, who was that guy? Lotto. Lotto. Yeah. Shit. Lotto was saying the worst seats are low and behind one specific side. Like if you're low and you're on like the side of a player rather than like right down the middle, he said those seats are bad. I've always had. It sounds like there's actually a lot of bad seats. Well, I've been told that you want to be behind the baseline. And first of all, like they switch sides of the court. So you would be behind both players. Yeah, but you're still only seeing one side of the. I don't know what's happening here, but I trust the net. You can see through the net. It's not a wall. Yeah, it's like you're a hockey game and you're behind the goalie. But a smaller though, you want to be behind the players. It's much easier because then you don't have to go like this. Yeah, actually seeing their ground strokes the whole time. Everyone says the best seats are behind the players on the end lines. What sounds like you and Lotto got to talk, cash this out.

9:26I'm glad that I was able to give you another perspective. Because I don't know. Lotto, I'm sure he knows tennis really well. I mean, you seem to like it, but he's been a couple times. He's wrong. He's got a couple of years on you too. Respect your elders. That doesn't always translate. A lot of Lotto shade getting thrown this way. He's just concerning. He's just seeing him battle a lot. Then it'll really be like a 3138 mile. Yeah, it seemed like a great guy. Yeah, he did. I'd like to mentor to tennis. Because you see the videos of like Matthew McConaughey having to go like this the entire time. Yeah, I know when tour, Jaylen Brunson and Hannah Berner, all the people sitting quartet. I was Matthew McConaughey at the doubles when you were there. I don't know. I don't know if they didn't show him. Okay, maybe Brad Pitt was there. Brad Pitt was there, but we were watching. I was watching the Texas Ohio State game after

10:28and Matthew McConaughey comes on screen and bow was like he was just at the US open. He wasn't. I don't know. That would be a lot of dedication. I did see a video of him watching it back and forth. Yeah, very performative in his. Yes, watching. Was that from a different year? Was that from? No, he was definitely there at some point. I don't think he was there on Saturday. Maybe not on Saturday. He was definitely there at some point. Yeah, yep, yep, yeah. Friday. Friday. There you go guys. So he went from there Friday to the game Saturday night. That's not terrible. No, it's not so bad. Okay, so we heard your beige colorless take on what happened. Francis, what was your perspective? I got more to say. Keep going here. Keep going. I mean, it was cool. It was it was it was. Oh, wow. It was very, very interesting. I don't know tennis at all. Nor do I. I didn't even know the rules. Do you mount of explaining that I had to do to Harry about just the way that the game is scored? Yeah, it's tough. I felt bad. It kind of felt like when I was younger and I went to see it went to go see end

11:30game with a bunch of my friends, but one of them had never seen Infinity War. So it was like he just kept on asking questions and it was like, bro, like you should have figured this out before we got here. Yeah. We got in there and he was asking me about it. And he was like, okay, and I was like, it's first of three, best of three sets, you know, first person to six games wins the set. You got to win by two. And then sure enough, and I was like, unless it gets to six six, and then there's a tiebreaker. And I was like, but God help us if that happens. I don't even know how to explain that to you. And I was explaining like serves alternating and breaks of serve and all this stuff. And I could just hear Harry's brain shutting down. Yeah, no, I got to a point where I was just like, you can just save it. Like it's not getting through. I'm not retaining any of this information. It is, the scoring is a little pretentious in that like 15, 30, 40, 45.

12:31Oh, yeah. Like doose, like doose, doose, ace. And but I think that that could easily be one, two, three, four, five. Definitely. Like one doesn't like 15 to 30 is the same jump from 40 to 45. And that's like that, that could just be counting. And then in the tiebreaker, they do revert to one, two, three, four, five, which could easily be that. If that was going to be part of it, why not just do that all along? Or like matches and sets are also within one, two, three, four, five. Yeah, it was weird because like it doesn't really like I had a hard time following it where it was like, we're all okay. We're on the last match now or the last game. I don't know what which one it was, but we're now we're at the third of the best of three. Set where the third set. And then it was like it seemed pretty even and then everyone was just like, it's over. Like I don't know where. I tried to tell you that if you if you lose your game while you're serving, that's a big advantage for the other player. Yeah. It's called she broke her serve to have your serve broken as is bad.

13:35You're supposed to win your service game. You have an advantage. That's where I said it's very simple. Sabelanka had her serve broken by Ravakina, whatever her name was. Yeah, Rebecca. Rebecca. Yeah. Oight. So that we all knew at that point that she was just going to be overpowered. Yeah. And you had to explain it to him. You just sit him on your knee and whisper in the ear. Pretty much. What was happening? I had explained it to him. I hoped at that point that pieces would fall into place. Yeah. It got to a point where I was just like, I understand that if you miss, it goes out like I know who gets the point and I just kind of started following that way. Keeping it simple. That's cool. That was nice of you to explain it. I'm sure you were very patient about it where he would have said nothing to you about it. Extremely patient. Well, he would have switched change seats with someone. I can't sit next to somebody who doesn't understand what's going on. I mean, hit big, hit big. You had to like, they definitely didn't explain

14:36infinity wars to the kid. Like you would have been sitting there throughout the entire movie and been like, Dr. Doom came to travel to time. Ron, in classic Harry fashion, he comes in the whole box is done by draft Kings. They did an amazing job to invite us there. There's draft Kings people. There's draft Kings clients. Everybody. And there was a consensus and Harry comes in and is like, all right, who's everyone betting on the whole box had bet on Sabo Lanko. Quietly, Harry took the other player. It wasn't I wasn't quite about it at all. I let everyone know. No, you didn't. But it's me now. It was better odds. And I'm seeing what I'm seeing is a 50 50. And she's like plus 150 to win versus Sabo Lanko, who was like minus 100. So we all lost while Harry want just sort of quietly and happily, you know, collected his winnings by by fading the collective community.

15:36That was on my Robert Frost shit. Two roaches that were. And he took the one less travel and it made all the difference. I mean, if you were there with Dan and Dave, they would have had you. They would have raked you over the the goals. Yeah, no, I don't know. That's not how I don't bet that way. Like I'm not just going to bet to bet with everyone I'm with. I'm trying to win. I get it. You see what your friends are doing and you say I'm going to do the opposite. I just said that. I mean, there's a lot of people talking Sabo Lanko. And I saw Rebecca doing much better things. But you did this also when you went gambling. When we played roulette together. I think so, right? Yeah, I made the most money I've ever made gambling. And I, because you would say like, well, Francis is on red. So I'm going to bet black. Yeah. I was even happy. It's better than both losing. That's not how it works. It's not like you're putting against each other. Like you guys can both win. But we did, if we did his strategy, we would have both lost. Or you would have both won. It's, look, it's red or black.

16:37I'm not going to, like, it's a 50 50. All right. And you can both hit the same thing and win. You're, you're like, in zero. So instead, but instead of that, Francis lost. So if I were to go with him, we would have both lost. Wouldn't you rather one of your friends win? But we didn't know that. But we were taking the, like, I had a feeling. I had a, brother, I see the tape. I see the table a different way than you guys see it. I'm more of like a writer die with my friends type guy. Yeah, scared money. I get it. I get it with like, betting. Scared money. It's just, you know, we, we win together. We lose together. He's in my friends. It depends on the scenario. Like if it's like a, if we're watching the super bowl together and it's like a 50 50 toss up, I'm going to bet with my friends. I don't believe you. I would. I definitely would. You would gauge the interest of the room or the collective betting of the room. I just had it. I had a hunch. I had a feeling you didn't even know how scoring worked. I know, but I can just tack it. I can see it in their eyes. We had, we had terrible seats. According to you, how could you see their eyes?

17:39I said there was no bad seats in the house. That's crazy. You're right. You did say that. Well, what did you, what, what did you see? Like, I don't believe that you saw something in these women. I think that you know, I saw room. I know. I didn't gauge anything. I literally opened up draft Kings. I saw one was plus. Someone was minus and I took the plus one. I think that's a valid way to bet because I think going against consensus is like Vegas is expecting consensus to go a certain way. When you're going on a roulette table and it's random and it's red or black, it's be with your friends or don't be with your friends. The fact that you go against your friends is way more. We're bringing up something that happened almost. This has got to be three years ago. Okay. Well, more, more recently, when your friends come and visit you and they're excited to see you and stay with you and you're like, you guys go out. I'm going to stay home. And that what does that have to do with anything? I think that's just a guy who says like, separate thing. What are my friends doing? I'm going to do the opposite. No, no, no. I had my buddy Nate over. We watched football all day yesterday.

18:40We took all the same bets. One massive. That was all coming from the win on Saturday. So I guess Nate is the one exception to this. No, I'm just, I'm not going to throw away my money for the boys. You just said you're Robert Frost. That's a frost move. Sometimes you got to be frost. Yeah, but going and he's Nick can't just always follow the crowd. Just be a sheep. I just think that well, then I agree that that's what you're doing. I mean, he's not easy. He's not admitted it. He hard to me. He hard to me in here is that I should be betting with my friends and both the scenarios we've picked. My friends were wrong. This is a client event. And I think being an appearance fee being one with the people there would have been in our interest so that we could all be rooting for the same thing. If you go down with the ship, you'll be reincarnated as a god. It is more, it's more of a silent rooting there though. It's not like no one's ripping their shirts off and they spells Sublonca on their chest.

19:40Yeah, I get it. It's more of just like a, no, but everyone had made it clear. Like people, it was clear we were all rooting for Sublonca. I honestly, I felt like the girl, the girl in the yellow, I felt like she could have used some support herself. Yeah, right. Well, you should have then. If you were you were betting for her, you could have raw rod for her. Oh, I was raw rod for her. Getting loud in the box. Yeah. All right. With all of that said, yeah, Francis, I need to hear these. So I'm not even, I'm not, I'm not there yet to be honest. Where are you going? Keep going. I'll stop. Only other thing I was going to say was like the box was sick. The graph Kings people put on an absolute masterclass for us. Yeah, it's really nice. What have hated to be in one of those other boxes. There is a vibe there at the event where like they show a lot of the celebs and you're looking around and you're like someone ears probably eating a baby. You know, like I was getting that in the back of my head for a good amount of time.

20:44Yeah, there's a lot of money in this building. Could I get my honeydews but with some stem cells? Something local. Like it's a big, big event. And everybody is of a certain cast system. Oh, yeah, there's a certain tier that's there. Is that fair? Yeah, I mean, I think the US open is like this weird self-fulfilling prophecy where it's like people mock it for having influencers and then it brings more influencers and more celebrities and it just becomes all about that. Also, it's insanely expensive to get regular tickets. It's just like it, it, you know, prices out. Yeah, there's a lot of people that show up at Nix Games on a wedding night. Yeah, that is true. I mean, fucking talking about every sporting event in New York at this point. C&B scene is impossible. Yankees, you can still go to for like just a hug. No, no, Matt has been out.

21:45No, no, no, no, no. Matt's you can go to for a max. Yankees take us to our $100, like, Ely, I feel like well, maybe I was just looking at Yankees red socks But that was like get in price. Get in price for like Metz Philly's this weekend is like $18. Yeah. It's cheap. Don't. But no, it was it was sick. I just wanted to make that joke. It is a good observation. And it is just it's CNBC and it's just like this self-fulfill in prophecy. Like you said, it's not anyone's fault, but like people just want to be like the Soho House of sporting events. Yeah. Yeah. I really I really tried to go class. I tried to be classy. You looked nice. I will say you showed up and I was I took it was like one of those scenes where guys he's his prom date come down the stairs. Oh, that's good. You rounded the corner. I thought you were going to come up the escalator. You like Francis. Francis.

22:46Because I saw that. Oh, man, you were wearing that sweatshirt right? Yeah. Yeah. And then brown pants green. I was wearing my greens. Okay. Either way, it almost looked old money. It was people when they saw us together, they were like, oh, yeah. Who did Francis bring? Yeah. They thought we were going to be in the Ralph the Ren booth. Whose Francis is new fuck toy. Yeah. You know what's an under what's an underrated moment of the whole thing is when the ball boys walk out and they start they start running. There's like first of all, there's like a hundred ball boys. You only see like four of them. They all walk out together and then they all start jogging around the court. Like I get warmed up. Yeah. And they're all just jogging around the world pool and a home pool. Yeah. It was insane. Yeah. But it was sick.

23:51They need to be they have to get warmed up like the players and they're moving faster than the players really easily. Yeah. They're flying. And they have like little knee pads that they rest on. Yeah. It's funny whenever you see the videos of them like smashing into a wall or getting smoke in the face of the ball. Yeah. It's like the they're like the guards outside of like the fucking hand palace. Yeah. Yeah. That called a Swedish guard or something or is that Nevada can or something like that? The King's garden now right. They haven't guarded the Vatican so Vatican I think is Swedish. Some shit. But yeah. That's all I got. Yeah. Son of a boy dad is brought to you by better help. This show is sponsored by better help. If I could wake up tomorrow and be better at one thing, do you want to know what it would be? It would be not not Ruminating on Intrusive and catastrophic thoughts. I tend to catastrophize situations that haven't even happened yet.

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25:54This is how it really is. Yeah, I mean, I'll go back. I went on a double date with Rico Bosco on Friday night. Yeah, this is great. At where? Polo bar. Yeah. And he pitched this to me and was like, I first I was like, yeah, I don't know if I can, I don't, I doubt I can make it. And he's like, I've asked seven other people like, I'm like, well, that now, now all calm. You didn't tell me that I was the seventh option. I don't know. It was your last resort. Yeah. And he literally listed all the people he had asked who couldn't come. He's like, wrong can't make it. This guy can't make it like. And anyway, he, it was with his lovely wife and her friend and it was great. We had a great time. And so we were out pretty late because it was a late reservation. And then I went to bed. I don't know. I asked him how it was.

26:54And he was like, French is kind of ran the table. He was like, I think I'm a pretty good dinner guy. French is kind of ran like ran the table. He was like, like he was like, order in like a conversation. So I was like, he ordered for you. He's like, well, I helped. Like a kid being like, I made the casserole with mom. I let him, I let him order. He's the one who gave the order to the waiter. But he asked me because he knew I had been there before. And he was like, we should like you. He was telling jokes. Like he was. And he was like impressed, but also like almost humbled by, by how well you performed at the dinner. You know, Rico was, Rico was great. He was in his element. He was wearing a really nice shirt. He looked, you know, really, he was, he was a man out and about. And it was cool to see that. I was a double date, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Was there an expectation? I think they just had a friend that they wanted to introduce me to when her seven other options fell through.

28:01Ron's married. Yeah. Yeah. Ron can't make it because he's married. I asked him, I was like, wouldn't you be willing to meet this other one? He's like, I'm sorry. I married Rico. Yeah. Listen. Um, so you guys had it, you guys burned it down. It seemed like it was a really fun dinner. It was super, super fun. I had a great time. I'd never really been out. Well, we went that one time in Chicago out with Rico, you and I did. But. And he wouldn't get off his phone. It does really nice French restaurant. Exactly. And so did you have to tell him to get off his phone? He brought that up at our dinner. And he was like, I've been out with France's one time before, but we went to a French restaurant. And there's a bunch of weird shit that they're ordering. I don't like any of that uncooked shit because I, we, there's like a patay or something. And he had the waiter recommended at our dinner that we do this fluk ceviche. And he's like, so what's that? And I'm like, well, you know, it's, uh, it's raw fish. And he's like, I don't, I don't know about that.

29:01And then, um, I'm with him. He's like, you put it on the crackle. How do I do it? I put on the crackle. He's like, I don't like these, I don't like these uncooked animals. So anyway, late night. And then I go to bed and we got after it too. I mean, we were drinking. And so on Saturday, we woke up, I was nervous about being late to the US open because it can take a while to get out there. I woke up and I felt not good. I felt really unwell hungover, like sick, sickly, nauseous and very like. What time did you wake up? Because it was like a new thing, right? It was a new, okay, so that's all another story. Well, that's what we're going. Yeah. That's the story. That's the story. So it's not a whole other story. It's the story. That's true.

30:04That's the story. That's the next piece. A story. That's why I told this Rico part. So I wake up and I looked at the website and the website said that the dentist started it at noon. And it's and they told us to be there an hour and 15 minutes early. And I told Harry this too. And Harry. So I'm up. Yeah. At when? I mean, I got up at like eight. Yeah, you said we had to be there at like 1030. I thought we had to be there at 1030. Harry was probably I texted Harry at like 930 at which point. I think I was. Yeah, at 10 a.m. I was in an Uber out there. Yeah. And that's when I texted our point person at DraftKings. And I was like, on my way, like, see you soon. And she was like, whoa, you must really like men's doubles. And I was like, what? She was like, yeah, the men's doubles is first. And the women's final doesn't start until 4 p.m.

31:08It's 10 30 a.m. I'm on the B QE heading out to fucking flushing or whatever in an Uber. And I'm like, okay, I could either turn around now and go back to my apartment for the next three hours. Or I can just continue out here and be at the US open hungover, exhausted and nauseous for the next seven hours. And you were probably primped at that point. It's not like you just lay back down in bed. You're in a full face of makeup. I was, yes, exactly. I was covered in Cologne. Yeah. I would have, yeah, right. So luckily I call Harry and I'm like, dude, you're going to hate me. I'm so sorry. He's like, why? I thought it was. I thought we were chalkin' it. I was sitting down at the desk. You're probably cracking my knuckles. Yeah. I was like, I was like, I'm really sorry. Turns out the women's finals didn't start till 4. I figured he was head already left because I think he had said he had already left.

32:09My Uber had arrived. And he's like, oh no. Okay, all good. I'll just hang for another couple hours. I'm like, oh, you haven't left yet? And he's like, no, I'm like, oh, thank God. Because I knew that that wouldn't have gone well. No, I mean, I would have gone. I probably wouldn't have stayed for the women's, though. Which we had to do. Yeah. So you mentioned that. And I was like, I'm not so sure you understand. The assignment today. That's what we have to be there for. I wouldn't have hated watching the men's doubles. But yeah, now it's seven hours. It's a little too much. US Open for me. I go, I get into the box at 11 a.m. An hour before the men's doubles even starts. It's just me and the caterer. I helped him remove tin foil from stuff just so that I could eat it. Because I was so hungry at this point. So they were serving hot stuff at 11. The food was really good. I was thinking of like a fruit platter or something. Well, they had all that.

33:09They had salads. They had sandwiches. They had everything. It was hot at 11. Foster. Stick tips at 11. Oh, steak tips. Mm-hmm. You just mowed down a tray. I ate a lot. You must have eaten all of them. Yeah, that's. I can see a single steak tip. But guys did tell me he was like, you should have some of these because these will go. And I was like, they're going to go meet me. Definitely when I send them. At about 11.30, Harry text me and he goes, by the way, don't feel bad if you want to leave. Like, I'll get there and just, what did you say? I was pretty much saying, because he was texting me and I'm so tired. So I was giving him now. You said that I'm going to pick up the schmooze slack. No, no, I didn't anyway. Did I won't go? Yeah, that's my point. He was like, I'm not going to go. Oh, I thought you were saying that you were going to cover for him. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. I'm also going to bail. No, I was like, if you're not, like, at 11.45, he goes, I'm still down to go. But if you don't want to do a full six hours and are dead after the men's doubles final,

34:12I won't be destroyed if you want to leave. I was like, dude, I have to be here. We have to be here. Yeah, here in the Wii. Yeah. Wii, I was like, oh, we had tickets. They got us tickets. You know, is it also said? Yes. I'm going to the US open. Why? At this point. Why would you think that? Because I assumed that I just assumed you were going and you were going to say hi to everyone and then like after the men's doubles. When I make a mistake, I see it through. Yeah, not me. That's not how I operate. I just fucked myself. I fucked myself. I fucked myself. But like, what option do I have? I have to wear it. I have to do the mission, which was to be there with draft kings and have a good time with their clients at the US open. Yeah. It's really not that hard of an assignment. Was it your mistake or their mistake? My mistake. Okay. Yeah. But it was an easy mistake to make because it had not been told to us at any point what

35:13time the women's final started. And I just went on the website and it was like session 12 begins at noon on Saturday. And it was like women's final. But that's like the mark. This is the undercard beginning at noon. Yeah. And the women's final and they didn't they didn't say in fact, so many of the main events have started far later because if the earlier matches go the full sets and stuff, that's why that fucking Carlos Alcaraz Ben Shelton match began at like midnight or whatever. And in 330. Yeah. So, um, you know, that one. That was the first show. Yeah. They hugged each other's dads afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Just one. No, no, that was not. That was the bear of Shelton the final yesterday. Whatever. The point is, the point is, um, we get there and I'm I'm part of me is like, ah, yeah, I'm not 100% sure Harry's gonna come. And yeah, you were feeling it too.

36:15No, I, I just feeling that you wouldn't come. Yeah. I wasn't gonna leave. You'll bail on anything now. You could make a bail out of any situation. Not for who. No, you're a time was bail artist. This was a, I didn't understand the assignment clearly. And I was saying to him, like, that sounds like a long day. Feel free to bounce. You're like, that sounds like a long day for you, Frances. I'm not gonna come. Yeah. I'm gonna make it shorter. You're like, I can't believe what you're going through. Get it going. And in the case of solidarity, I will also bail. Yeah. Exactly. Even though it's like the hottest ticket in town for the final in this exclusive club style event that's right next year home, the stars have aligned for it to be like a dream scenario. And you're like, I'll just fucking sit at the desk. Play. Yeah. What's college ball? Yeah. So it is fun to cancel plans, but you can't leave a fucking soldier in the field.

37:16I didn't. And I didn't. You wanted to though. I gave him the opportunity to say, it's better if you don't come. Just don't come. You're a draft Dodger. And then he said immediately, we have to be here. And then I did. I said anything again. And I said, all right, let's get to it then. Yeah. A better way. I mean, I know this isn't language to which you respond, but a better way to put it is we get to be here. Of course. Because it was awesome. It was incredible. It was so sick that the sweet was unbelievable. The food was unbelievable. Unlimited drinks, all this. I just started drinking. I had to. I was in. Francis was hammered. No, I wasn't. Got to shut that thing up. I was. Yeah. Get a silent one. I was not hammered because I was asking for skinny, honeyduses. Francis was buckled. Wait, doesn't skinny out there? Is that less alcohol or less cows? It was just that they were topping it off with celtzer.

38:18So it wasn't too sickly sweet because that's a pretty sweet drink. It was less sweet. Yeah. So you were hammered. When I got there, Francis, well, like, you know, I was in flow state. I was in flow state. I was in flow state. That actually sounded awesome. In the picture, you looked like it. He told me he had 13 of them. I think I did. I think I had about 13. But it was just one of those days where like I hit the absolute speed slot. I was really in the zone. I was grooving with everybody. I was betting with all the right people. I was betting the same bets as the people. I was making sure, you know, the draft king's clients felt taken care of and we're having a nice time. And then, you know, the angel of death arrived. And just sucked all the energy hanging over the balcony. Not that's not what it was. He's head in his hands. No, no. And he was mumbling to him. Do you like me? I just can't. That's not the case. Let's be honest. Harry arrives. And I'm going to tell the truth here, Ron. Harry arrived within.

39:19I had told the draft king's people, you know, like who was coming and what to sort of expect from him. And they were like, oh, is he fine? Will he like, will he get after it? And I was like, no, he doesn't really drink. No, he's not. He was, I was getting locks the second I walked in. Yeah. And this guy's never even touched a baby. Where's his ring light? He didn't bring him. He doesn't even know the proper temperature to cook one. He's for all the baby. I bet he likes his baby well done. It's probably one of those guys. Yeah. At one point, they were like, we're going to go to dinner later after this. Like, we want you guys to come. Harry, you should come. And he was like, no chance. I'm going to be playing Counter Strike for the next seven hours. The second I'm allowed to leave, I'm going straight home to play seven hours of Counter Strike.

40:23Which you told me the same thing that you're that he was allowed. No, Francis said to me, he said, I'm, I'm not, he's like, no shot. I'm going out. Yeah, no, I said that was. I said, I'm not going to go to dinner, but I wasn't like, I'm not going to go to dinner because I have to play video games for seven hours. I, I just didn't tell them what I was going to be doing. Yeah. Anti influencer, he's like the counter culture in real life. Yeah. He's on body that as being someone who is against everything that that event stands for. It really was, it harkened back to high school where like, I could never understand why the popular girls at my school gravitated more towards the devil, make hair, skip class, hockey guys who like through lips and, you know, we're just like burning weed behind the fucking gym or whatever in the middle of the day and didn't care. And I was like, but surely, you know, I'm on the honor roll. You'd want a prospect like that. And they didn't, they didn't like me because I tried.

41:24And this was a shaman. You were shaman. Yes, exactly. This was another iteration of that where Harry was like, I don't give a fuck. I don't want to do what you want to do. And this is who I am. I mean, the vibe that I got when I arrived was that everyone was pretty loose, oiled up, it's a specifically no kind of cost. I was kind of causing a scene. The wheels would be composed. He threw up. I was like, holy shit. I actually on the way there in the Uber, I rolled down the window and I was like, it's 50 50 right now. That's sad. Whether I'm going to stick my head out the window and throw up down the side of his car. That's the worst unimaginable feeling. Yeah. No, but I mean, it was everyone was trying to get a whole thing together to go out. And I was like, they were like, are you going to go out? And I was like, there's no chance. I'm going out. At least you're honest. Yeah. I mean, I was very direct about it. No shot. And I'm like, yeah, this is, this is what he does. He's got it. I don't know what it is, but he's got that thing. I was, I mean, I had plans, got plans for the night.

42:26Ohio State, Texas and Counter Strike and Rocket League. They're a little Rocket League too. You're playing Rocket League? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. How'd you get into Rocket League? It's the only game that we can all, my friends can play together right now. They're one of the only ones because Boa is a PlayStation 4 still. Got it. So we need to get out. So we need to get out. We need to get out. Better console. Yeah. Well, why don't we throw together some money for him? I'm going to give him my PlayStation. Good. Yeah. When? Soon. Probably this week, honestly. What you just do it today? Um, definitely not happening today. Why? Because I had to do something today. So now I'm done. It's just being enigmatic. Well, there's a lot of people talking while we're watching the game. And I'm like, I'm here to watch the game. It is an interesting thing where you can't have conversations during the points. But there's a lot of people that are. So it's stop and start, especially in the surrounding boxes.

43:26That sweet to the left of us was. I'm not sure. I almost had to jump over there. Yeah, they were bad. Well, they don't allow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who are they representing? What company was it? We don't know. Chubb and Giants was everywhere. They were, they, they, that was seem to be a big sponsor. Chubb was running their fat mouse. There's a bunch of sponsors. And I was correct. Because I was like, how do you think you get the job as the bus boy or not the bus boy, the ball boy. And we were like going to Francis was like, I'm assuming you just apply. And I was like, no, I was like, no, that's, because they had all the sponsors. And I was like, that's Chubb. Like, it's last name's Chubb. Where's like the kid of Chubb? Yeah. Exactly. Legrandson needs a job. Oh, I'm actually Ralph Lauren, Jr. I'm Nick Chubb, Jr. Little Chubb. I see where you get your speed. It would be over if the bros could get a, if they were the ball boys. Oh, yeah. Dude, we had a great time. We really did. Harry rose to the occasion. I was glad that he came. He got into it. What do you eat, Harry?

44:26Nothing. Okay. I wasn't there for that. I wasn't there for that long though. I was only there for probably like an hour and a half. No way. I was just going to do ours because you came a little early and then the match went the full distance. I didn't come. I actually, I tried to come early. I got there like right at four. Oh, I remember being worried I was going to miss the beginning. I lost all track of time. I was there for a week. I was literally there for 11 a.m. Till 6 p.m. Awful. No, it wasn't, it wasn't awful. It was just wrong. It was a completely wrong estimation of time. Well, sporting events should be like three to four hours at kind of max. No offense to sporting events. I hope that they don't take like a golf outing of watching a whole day of golf is a lot. Yeah. Yeah. It's a long time. There's a lot to spectate. Yeah. Too much. It was really fun. Yeah.

45:26The trafficking's put it on. Shadow, the best. I didn't really know who worked where or what really, but there was two dudes I was talking to for a while. We talked, we talked like a lot about ball. Great combo. Nice. It was Harry. Oh, and people's on anybody's radar coming in there. No, no, they didn't know who I was. Really? In another face. Did you start like explaining your like Twitter origin story? Yeah. I tried. I was 13 in class. 400 K before I got hired by bar stool. No biggie. I'm like kind of like the Shelton of Barclays. It is interesting to watch him sort of operate in the wild. You know, he's got a magnetism and people for whatever reason, people are drawn to it. And it's it's like him do it the less he does, the more people are intrigued. I wonder what his hobby would be if the internet wasn't invented because like say this is like the 1980s and he's getting invited to these types of events under the same pretense, but

46:28he doesn't have video games to go home to, but he's still going to go home to do something. And I think it would be something productive. I feel like you'd be like writing or some shit like that or like reading or like probably something like that. You think you'd be an electrician? Yeah, you'd be fucking grid manager. Working with grid. You'd be managing the grid. I'd love to manage the grid. I'd get that thing running smooth. I don't think you're bill for it. No bottlenecks. See you working as an air traffic controller too. Yeah, that job looks stressful as fuck. Like unbelievably stressful. They try to get people that play video games to do it. That's what I was going to say. You're wearing a headset. You've got a lot of things going on, communicating. Except then like if something happens, it's not like, oh, it's just restart the game. Right. It's like, oh shit, 400 souls just died. Yeah. Did you hear Elon Musk this morning or it wasn't even did you hear on Twitter? He retweeted an article that said that people that play video games and who are athletes

47:33or work out regularly score like 13% higher on cognitive functions. And he just quoted it and said gamers FTW gamers for the win. And he's a fake gamer. That's you. No, he's a fake. That's exactly you. He basically owns a gaming company the way that you own the bush and he's just more successful at his. What gaming company does he own? Fucking Starlink or whatever. That's it's all a game to him. You don't think that Space X is a game to him? No, that's the same as you owning the bush. But he just and he plays the same amount of video games as you do. He doesn't play any of it. He's a fake gamer. It was just funny that he completely ignored the exercising part of it. Oh, yeah. Completely glazed over the exercising part. That is the part of video games that I like the most fascinating to me is like the level of like intelligence that the like the like how smart the people that are playing are like the professionals, but like obviously they're not actually like they're like their brains are completely fried, but like in game they're like geniuses.

48:38And like watching that it's like it's mind blowing to see. But it honestly makes you wonder like I wonder if these people would be good at like regular traditional sports if they applied themselves to that. But I think there's a different physical inate physicality that come like some people are just not born to be good at sports. It's true. That is true. But I feel like the people that are like naturally athletic are better at video games than people that aren't. I don't know about that. I think they are. Based off what reaction time? Francis, Francis dummies you in video games all the time. reaction time pattern recognition pattern recognition is the big one. What what athletes are good at pattern recognition? Quarterbacks. Yeah, but there's like 21 players. Well, maybe whatever maybe that's it. What 21 other players on the football field. Oh, I thought you were out of how many quarterbacks there were. God doesn't even know how many players are in the league. God doesn't even know how many players on the field. Shame, bro. It's fucking stupid and ashamed.

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52:47I was down at 8 a.m. for a connecting flight from Atlanta to Tallahassee and I landed in Atlanta and as we landed, they said our flight was going to be delayed by two hours and at that point, we had to make the calculus of whether we were going to drive down, which would be four or five hours or wait for the flight, which would get us in at about the same time. And I was like, we should wait for the flight. Definitely. We have always wait. A show that starts at eight o'clock or seven o'clock and has a hard out at nine. We have to be off stage at nine and the time gets moved back and the time gets moved back and the time gets moved back and we're like, we're not going to fucking make this show. We're going to fucking miss this show. We need to start thinking about flying from Atlanta straight back to New York. Like the size of the fucking airport are getting pelted with a hell storm that I'd never seen before. Like the sky was so dark, it was green. And so we're like, okay, we have to book a flight back. I mean, Frankie booked the earliest flight back.

53:47There's like a 637 737 45 9 9 39 45 so many flights out. We got on the first book the first flight. And from that point, that's like got delayed and got delayed and got delayed to the point where all the flights that came after it all went out. But the pilots were on the plane. There were some flight attendants there who were trying to dead head that flight back to another city. And there were two flight attendants who were on the ground. They had landed two hours early, but they just couldn't get to their gate. So these two Phantom flight attendants couldn't get on the flight. The flight attendants who were on the other flight, couldn't make it to our flight and the pilots timed out. And they were just like, you guys are fucked. There's nothing you can do. That's the worst. There's inside the terminal of Atlanta's huge airport, there's like suites that you can sleep in. And so Frankie and I are rushing over. He books his, I'm in the middle of booking mine and it just won't go through.

54:50He got the last suite and they're like sleeping the suite together. I slid open the door and it's a fucking prison cell. I was like, get me the fuck out of here. I went to the Marriott, stayed over in the Marriott for like six hours, woke up and I didn't get back till noon the next day. I would have gotten back earlier if we had played the show in Tallahassee. Oh, yeah. So I had a flight with a gotten us like seven o'clock flight. So he just went to the Atlanta air. I spent the entire day almost 24 more than 24 hours in the Atlanta airport and the surrounding Marriott. It's so bad. I've never been trapped somewhere. So deliciously. Why did you, did you, did you ever consider, I consider everything. Yeah. Did I ever consider what switching flights again? Yes. I tried to switch every flight. The Delta people told me there were no flights that I could get on. Meanwhile, Mack who was on a flight after me got on a flight by going standby at a 2 a.m. flight. They were still flying out at 2 a.m. They said there was nothing we could switch to because the original times had already passed.

55:52And since they were delayed, they could have put me on anything. So what did you do in the airport the whole time? You just get shit face. Dude, the bar's close. I got hung over in the airport. Oh my god. I got drunk and then hung over. Oh my god. So you just got fucked. I got fucked from every single angle. Did you ever think about buying multiple flights? I was on multiple flights. Why are you asking him these questions? Because I've done that. I've done that before. But the question would be in that scenario, given how resourceful he is and how long he was there. Do you not trust that he just exhausted every option? I don't know. That's why I'm going down the checklist. See if you could poke a single hole in my strategy for that day. Did you check surrounding airports? There are no surrounding airports to Atlanta. Come on. That would have to be like some new. Nashville's a buck 30 away. It ain't. Yes, it is. Tyler. That's just sucked from that. I killed it up in Nashville. Yeah, right. Bro, would it take it over five hours to Nashville?

56:54Five hours to Nashville? Are you crazy? I'm curious now how far the part those two cities are. Atlanta, the Nashville's two. You didn't even check surrounding airports. Four hours. You didn't even check. It's 250 miles. Four hours and 15. Yeah, it was way off. Yeah, what the fuck? I was way off. My flight was supposed to be at like 630. And so it's like, even if it got delayed two hours and I was like, okay, I'm going to go there. I would have had to wait the two hours, then leave at 830 and get there at fucking 1245. There's no flights from Nashville at 1245. The whole southeast was in a storm. Yeah, now that's tough. You got bound to bad. Yeah. Onesville. No. I tried northeast regional Arkansas airport. I tried everything. That's brutal. I mean, I've never, I've never been stuck like that. And there was flight attendants outside the flight.

57:55And there were two pilots on the flight and we just couldn't get in. The guy came on and he was like so scared to say anything. Oh, yeah. The mob there. That happened to me. We're about to be and I was literally in the back like say it with your chest. Yeah. Well, if you guys got a little bit closer, he started going back and forth with us and he and someone else was like, well, you would just tell us to get like, just out crowd. And he was basically like, are you done? Are you guys done? And then I came up to him later, trying to get, he didn't know his mean that said say it with your chest. And I actually said that. And so I like found the guy as he was like walking through the crowd later. And I wanted to get information from it. And I was like, and he didn't know his mean. So I was like, I'm so sorry you're going through this man. This must be fucking good. All I can think about is you as a person. Yeah. What's the deal with the flight attendants? Like they're stuck. They can't go on or they're he explained to me that the other people were on the runway. He wasn't even telling that information to Jen pop. Yeah. Since I buttered him up.

58:55Yeah, they got him while he was emotionally vulnerable. Yeah, they don't tell. They're like, I want. And I was like, why won't you just tell people? He's like, I don't I want people to still like have hope. He basically knew it was dead. And he just didn't want people. They not realize that that's so much worse. It's worse. It's so much. Everybody back on the bus. Yeah. Well, the nuclear bomb is going to kill all these kids. Don't you think they deserve to have hope? Yeah. That's literally what it was. He was like, I want people to have something to hang on to. That's so just let us call and get on the Newark flight. By the time I was, I gave Max a company card. And by the time I was ready to go on the Newark flight, I saw a Mac walking down the middle of the airport, fucking four more beers deep in the pile. Looking so jolly ready to get on this. I'd swing in his arms with like a two liter like cherry doctor pepper and he had like drinks. He was ready to go. And then his flight got delayed till two. It's just so brutal. Just getting stuck there.

59:56The worst part of that sounds like, cancelling the shot. Like when you canceled the show, you must have thought in your head like, well, at least I'm just going home. Yeah. Exactly. And I was like, at first I was like, let me get on the latest flight possible, the 930. So I have the most time possible to if the show is back on. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, shows definitely off canceled the 930 got on this 630. 930 went. I didn't go. Yeah. Like the reverse final destination. That's so bad. We kept moving the show back. Move it to an outside venue. Move like you're like venues. There was like different stages in this within the venue. That's fucked. It was so fucked. It was so frustrating. That's a brutal day. Did you get to watch any college ball at least on Saturday? I did not Friday. So this is Friday. This is on the whole shit. This is Friday. This is worst possible travel 911. Oh my God. For anyone ever. Ever.

1:00:56All time. That's definitely all time, bad. All time bad. On Thursday, I fucking even more all time bad. I went to I have a wedding in like two weeks, three weeks. And so I went to go. I have some suits that are pretty nice suits. I want to go get my suits let out a little bit because I'm fat now. Oh no. Give them a little air. Give them a little bit of air. It bumps me up. And the guy was like, there's not enough inches. Oh no. New suit. Basically all like four custom suits I went through. He's like, you're too fat for all. Really? There's not even enough fabric in these suits to make them big enough. We'd have to sew the back of a hot air balloon. To make this fit you fucking fat body. This suit needs a seat belt extender. Exactly. That's so brutal. Wow. So you got to get all new suits. So I called like five places. I was like, where is there enough fabric in New York to create a new suit for me by two and a half weeks from now? Yeah.

1:01:57And I got some Indian lady who's cooking me up something nice. Beautiful. They said everything else gets sent to China. Really? You know, I got some suit you can imagine China. I don't have a custom suit. I'm doing one for the first time. For the first time. No, I did it here in New York. This is my first one ever though. Really? Yeah. You know, what pattern did you go with? It was just brown. Just the classic one. What shade of brown? I wouldn't know what, how to call it. Is it more chocolatey or more cinnamon? Probably more chocolatey. Mmm. Mmm. It's delightful. Love that. Mmm. Delicious. I was hoping you were going to say chocolate. For the fall. I went fragrance shopping yesterday again. Really? Yeah. Oh, it was before ball. Oh, okay. All right. Early morning for eight. I can respect that. Where'd you go? So, did you go to luxury stores? I'm a wise, another place.

1:03:00I mean, I went a little, I went a little ham. By the way, I called Jerry and he was like, I'm streaming. Uh-huh. Because I, he and I fragrances the thing that he and I have in common. Yeah. Is he, I got one in the, is he still big in the fragrance game? I think he, I think he's always. Yeah. I just didn't know if that was because it stopped being a part of his, uh, I don't think he's doing Jerry fragrance anymore, but he is still wearing fragrance. Yeah. For sure. Did you get the Paco Raban one million? No. But I got the Parfum de Marley Altair, which he recommended and it's really good. I'm wearing it right now. Oh my God. I can smell it. Now, what are your thoughts on creed Adventist? Do you think that that's a little bit basic? I think everyone wears that. That's kind of the basic bitch one. Yeah, it's two. It's too universal. Yeah, I think that they have like an Irish musk creed. They do Irish tweet. Irish tweet. Yeah. It's a little bit more bespoke, I think. That's supposed to be really good. I got two, I got two ones from Amouage.

1:04:01Um, I think it's called reflection and I got, uh, something 50. Amouage something 50. It's a green bottle. And then I got, uh, Maison Crvallie, uh, Maracuzia, which is really such a beautiful one. I love talking about smells. I also went into Tom Ford and tried on a few of theirs and I really liked the wood. Yeah, I like the wood. I also liked the ombre leather and then I hate the name, but the fucking fabulous was really good. That's what it's called. I hate the name. I don't think I got that one. That's like the restaurants that are named like egg slut. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's brutal. Can't get over that. That's fucking fabulous. What about the Tuscan leather? Tuscan leather was good. I like the ombre leather better. Oh, really? It's a production. It's a brand of Parfum, not the Ode to perform. Yeah. Very curious. Um, I don't like how perfumes are called like a, uh, a toilet. Yeah.

1:05:01Well, that's a, those are different strengths, right? Yeah. So there's Ode toilette. I mean, extra to whatever and then the, and they're all like concentrations. But it's just the word like, uh, day toilet. It means toilet water. Yeah. Which is not good. The toilet, the toilet, the toilet water. Um, but last night I, you know, smoked a little, you know, a little green. Yeah, a little green. A little. And then I put on. I don't know why I did this. One spray of all four new colognes that I ordered, but, and I went so nose blind. I, I couldn't smell anything. Why did you do where you, where you, where you were? I put one spray of one on my hand and then another one of my, on my shoulder. What did you say? Definitely worried about your parents catching you. You put on four sprays of cologne to call your mom. That's how high you were.

1:06:03I just, I wanted to be able to go try the, I wanted to be able to compare them. Oh, right. That's never going to, I mean, that's never going to work. But they all blended together and I couldn't smell anything. You got to get the espresso beans out. Well, I have those. Did you use them? No. That's a great cleanser. Right. Well, I went, I went nose blind is what they call it. I couldn't, I couldn't smell anything. I was lost. Yeah. That, that's happened to me before. You remember the couple that I talked about, um, with where we went to Sesame Place and we made a leader bottle of spicy margarita mix. Yes. One time before we all had kids, they all came over to my old apartment and I think that we just like sprayed every cologne that I had. We got drunk and like, and then went out and we're riding the elevator down and like a stranger got into the elevator and I just remember them stumbling out of the elevator like there was agent orange. We were drunk and nose blind. And so we just had no idea that we were wearing every cologne at once.

1:07:07All four of us like men and women. Yeah. I mean, that's insane. It was truly crazy. Move. The most insane way of, but I mean, that's basically what you did. It is. You have a boxed your own apartment with different ooze. Dude, my, my, there's one that the Maracuzzi, the Maracuzzi. The Maracuzzi from Maison Crevelli. The reviews are like, you, you cannot get this shit off. Oh, yeah. It'll be on you for days. That's crazy and the, the throw, like the sillage or the, the distance. It it's around, it's ranked as like overpowering every room you're in. Please a cloud. It comes in the same container of the bears brake. And it could just squeeze it down. I feel like that would make me so insecure. What? If you're in a room and just everyone in the room can smell you. Yeah, but it is a nice scent. You just have to be very sparing. You give it one spray and that's it. Francis, when you go to Japan, I learned that-

1:08:10You don't wear them. Yeah, they find it offensive. They won't let you in the restaurants. That, I think that's overblown. I just think that it's like secretly like they're like. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna wear anything in Japan. That's for damn sure. No, they don't let you wear cologne as a country. They think it's offensive to wear cologne. I would agree. Which is, I mean, that's kind of his antithetical to their whole life. I can't even the chef for salt and pepper. Which they don't like either. Or catch up. Yeah. Can I put some ketchup in my ramen chef? No, you cannot. Yeah. That's disrespectful to our country. They're talking to you, so they're- Quickly on, you talked about your night, your day of travel. So I went to the US Open on Wednesday of last week, right after we recorded on Wednesday. You doubled it? Yeah. I got invited that day by a friend of a buddy of mine and he has had great seats. Where is that? So I went and it was this verif match against some Dutch guy, Van de Bodeck or something like that.

1:09:11Anyway, match ends at 10 p.m. I decide to be a layman and take the subway home. Which is nice. Right? So they have seven trains running from the US Open back into the city. And then I figured I would just hop on and get home. Nice. I go a stop and a half train stops signal malfunction ahead. We sit without moving. Now it's 10.30 p.m. I'm exhausted, as always. For 25 minutes, then the conductor comes on and says, we need to go backwards. Things are not resolving. The conductor has to go from the front of the train and walk all the way through to the back. Please make room for her to pass. So we watch. She's big. Like that scene in Spider-Man, where everyone parts. So let her like dead body float through. We just pass her over. Let him be. She's a hero.

1:10:11She's just a girl. And we pass her all the way to the front. Then we get moving. We all we go back. Now it's like 10.45, 10.50. I get off the train when we go back. Now we're back at the original stop from which we left. I have gone nowhere. It's been almost an hour. I'm no closer to home. My phone dies. No way home. Can't call a new bird. That's damn good. Can't call a new bird, right? So I'm starting to be like, OK, I actually don't know how I'm going to get home. And I'm thinking like Harry lives around here. If I start in a circle and expand my radius knocking on doors, how long will it take until I find his home? So long? Yeah, it would take too long. Well, I'd say that you should just kind of like yell his name through the streets. Like Paul Revere it. But I also think that he would see you in like lower. Yeah. Is that Francis? Yeah.

1:11:12He could do the blinds. He said that. And I was like, well, at this point, it's only like midnight. I was like, I probably would have just been like, why don't we get you an Uber? I need to charge out. I would have. Let's get you home. Harry, I've been walking for two hours. I need his place to stay. You're not going to like it up here. I don't have one extra room. Mate's here. Yeah. But anyway, so I started walking at 11 from where? From the subway stop. I went down to the street in Queens in Queens. I was it was one of those overhead ones. Yeah. And so I walked down to the street level and I'm walking and I'm like, I'm hoping to find a cab because I have my wallet. But I have no phone to call an Uber phone's dead. I see a city bike. There's no cabs. I see a city bike station. I go up to it and I buy a day pass. Because I have no card to use my early.

1:12:12I get on a bike and I'm biking and I don't know where I'm going. I'm biking blind. Wow. That's kind of nice. I'm following it was not nice. I wanted to be home. Was it a scary part of Queens? I don't really know. Yeah. I'm following the. I'm biking under the track. Because I knew that the track was heading towards Manhattan. That's smart. That's the Native American in you. It's basically like the widest version of escaping slavery. But did you know that was following my North Star? Pick up some cigarette butts and let them go with the win goes. How do I get my way home from the US open tennis? I'm going to follow the seven train back to Manhattan. The North Star wins the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I bike for a long time until I eventually hear that the trains ahead are actually running again. Like well, now I need to get back on the train. So I park my city bike in a dock. I run back up. Now I don't have my city, but I don't have a way to get into the subway.

1:13:15So I hopped the turn style like a criminal. You can use your you can tap your card. I don't have a card. You didn't have your I thought you had your wallet. I don't have a metro card in my wallet. You can just have a credit card a debit card. Yeah. I did not know that. You were just a criminal for shits and gigs. You're fair evaded, which is the biggest crime that you can do in New York City. Yeah. Fair evasion is the only thing that caught this out. They'll keep you locked up. I did evade the fair. How was it? Did you scoot over? I went over. I got to go over two hands. Yeah, but it was my put my hands on the spikes. Oh, it has. I put my fingers in between the spikes. Oh, so it was a fair evade. This is a popular fair evasion station. Probably bad area. Must have been a bad area. I've never seen the spikes. This turnstiles might as well be a siv. Might as well be a siv. Wow. That's kind of bad ass. Then it's another 20 minutes waiting for the next train. Get on the train. Go all the way into Manhattan.

1:14:16Wait, switch to a B to go downtown. Get to Westforth to switch to the F to go to try back or excuse me to Dumbo. Next F train is 26 minutes away. So I'm like, fuck it. I get out. I go up to another city bike station at Westforth. Plug in my daily past thing again, bike home, got home two hours and 45 minutes after I left the US open. That's what you get for trying to slum it. One in the morning should have just taken the Uber. I couldn't. My phone died. Initially I could have. Yeah. Yeah. Right out of the gate. But I was like, I want to do it. See how the other half lives. Do it the old fashioned. Kind of do like an audit on America. Yeah. I mean, like, how are the perverts? And they're not living well. Yeah. They're above ground. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was sweaty. I was like just laughing. By the way, the whole time I have no music, no phone to look at. I'm just staring at people like a nightclub. I'm like, all people watch at one in the morning in Queens.

1:15:19That was all I had for entertainment for two and a half hours. Oh my God. And I was so brutal. It collapsed through your door. It was bad. This was on Wednesday. Yeah. When I got home, I got into I took a shower. I took a hot shower and just let it water board me and almost started crying. Damn. I was like, it reminded me. It reminded me. Coming off of you. There was that scene in Black Hawk Down where they have to leave Mogadishu, but they don't have enough spots in tanks and bands. And the, you know, leader of their squadron is like, we're going to have to run, boys. And so they just jog after spending the worst night of their entire lives in downtown Mogadishu under attack the whole time. And I was like, this is what it was like for that Delta. This is my Mogadishu. Yeah. Queens. They're jogging home. They're jogging home and like throwing up while they jog like the Huskies on the I did a rod who poop while they're running. And I remember being like, yeah, I might, that's me.

1:16:21I'm Josh Hart. Yeah. Hartnet in Black Hawk Down. It is very similar to you. On the US open. Yeah. That's the same thing. It's funny that you went to Manhattan because like, I feel like if you've just gone south from, if you just followed that, I could have switched to the G and then gone down through Brooklyn, but or even on the bike. Was it an electric bike? Dude, I feel like that bike ride on an electric is like 30 minutes though. Like I feel like it's, I only had 30 minutes. That's all you get when you buy the day pass. Really? I know we get 45. Wait, it times out? I think I would have started getting accruing like charges or whatever. Oh, really? What the fuck? I don't know. I don't know how much I've changed it so many times. Can you look up how many miles from Arthur Ashe Stadium to Dumbout, Brooklyn? To Francis' exact address. Docs myself? Can we Docs, Francis, one time?

1:17:2412 miles. 12 miles is shitty. It would have been doable. I just, I didn't know when to turn south. I thought about going all the way to the water and then like riding down through. I think that's kind of your move. Green point and then Williamsburg and then I would have been able to find my way home, but I was really, really lost. I think you drove to a bad neighborhood. You got to go to a bad neighborhood. You got to go to a bad neighborhood. You got to go to a bad neighborhood. And then hug the water. Yeah, I could have figured it out doing it that way, but dude, I was, it was so, I was like, I think I'm going in the general correct direction, but I'm completely flying blind. Or like if you wound up in like deep Elmerhurst or some shit, that went the wrong way, that would have been devastating. You're in flat bush. Because you would have had to just resort to a life of like being a sex worker. You'd have to work the avenue. Sex and crime. And I think that it's like a bad market right now for sex workers. Like you'd have to work really hard to get home. There's too many of them. It's a fire.

1:18:25It's really skewing younger than I'm probably aging out. Yeah, too old. Yeah. Well, that's a terrible day. Well, I had a good day yesterday, I walked in ball, a lot of gray ball this weekend. Would you order wings? Is ah. How much of the pizza did you eat yourself? Four slices. And it was you and Nate. Yeah, you didn't have any. Why not? He was hung over. He was a bad shape when he arrived. You were hung over for pizza? Yeah, he also dropped it on me that he got McDonald's right before he came. Coward. What is with you guys? You guys know how to do things together. You and your friends just not wanting to do things together. Oh, you're ordering a pizza? Okay. Well, I mean, eat your half and then I'll just watch the other half. And eat a different meal for more price. Well, it's hung over for the one food everyone universally wants when they're hung over. I might make Donald's which I couldn't blame him. So what's the rest of the day? The trash.

1:19:25Trashed it. Trashed it. Why not throw it? Why not throw on the pile? Just completely trashed it. Eat them. Yeah. Why not just eat the coffee. Installation for your blankets. Just pull up the pizza like real close to your chest. Yeah. To cuddle with. I should have. Pizza was great. Unbelievable. Unbelievable games. I mean, every game was good yesterday. For the most part. I mean, I'm not sure. Smash burgers yesterday for the game. Really. That's great. Yeah. Smash burgers are getting it unfair. They're having like a bad period for people are sitting on smash burgers because they were overdone for a while. They were overdone. But also like, I'm not making them paper thin. No. I'm not making a juicy red hook tap on burger. Play once that restaurant. I was trying to go to. Right. So you guys about the 86. No, no. Oh, the Indian one. Oh, ambassadors clubhouse. Ambassadors clubhouse. We got to get to ambassador's clubhouse. If any of our Indian brothers or sisters know any way to get into ambassador's clubhouse, please let us know. What may get happened?

1:20:25We need to get into ambassador's clubhouse. Yeah. Sasser, are you down for this or no? Totally. It's really good. They're like chicken, whatever it is. It's like one of the best bites of food I've had. Supposed to believe the best Indian in the world. I mean, I'll be the judge. The cousin of the people that make Jim Kanna. I'll be the judge of that. Yeah. Have you ever been to Sema or Indian? No. But I've had a lot of good Indian food. Very authentic, more authentic out in Queens. Yeah, this is that London style Indian food. Yeah, I don't know if this will really mesh with my vibe, but I'll give it a try. Very brave of you. Is a story known for its Indian food? Oh, yeah. Where's that more Jackson Heights? I have no idea. Jackmate. Jackmate at the fuck out of you. I mean, you, you know, I do. I mean, do you guys it's known for delis? New delis. Diner. Diner. Yeah, it's known for its diners. You get any big bets yesterday? I know I did. I had a fat three team parlay that hit.

1:21:25It was, it was bangles over the bucks, bears, and then I forget what the third leg was. I had 160% ROI yesterday. I need to hear you be as loud about your losses as you are about your wins. Oh, come on. You know what else? Losses don't matter if you're winning. I'm saying the weeks where you lose, I need to see that just, just as loudly. My big, my biggest hit of the day was bangles, bears, and jacks plus a 31. Plus a 31s a nice hit. I think I hit a couple of big ins yesterday. I just felt the giants in one. That's a good win. That's your squad. That's my team. Did you see Cam's got to do that flip? I thought that was a bad idea. It seemed like a lot of pressure on his ankle. Have we ever seen him in Jersey Jerry in the same spot? They have the identical build.

1:22:26Yeah, they do. I would love to see Jersey Jerry do a flip like that. Yeah. Yeah, my biggest hit was Isaiah likely. Did you hear Cam's got to be saying that he'd never heard of 9-11? No. Cam's got to be like makes me uncomfortable watching him play. Like I feel like he's gonna die. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I'm getting it from him. Yeah. What's with the shaking of the head? It seems like you don't want you have a headache and you shake your head to see if it's still there. Yeah. It's like he does that. No, it's more like he is getting can cost on every play and doing that old school tactic of like. Well, yeah, that's all wrong. I'll take the fog out of it. of it, but it's like every single play. He does that. Before the game, he was dragging his ass on the ground like a dog who had a parasite. Is that him? Yeah. That's Arizona crazy. He's bro. I mean, just slamming his head into a brick wall from not and not his face mask, the crown, like the softest part of his head. I mean, bro, I'll say the giants

1:23:29look good. giants looks good because you know what? The cowboys didn't look bad and they still beat them. The cowboys are terrible. Oh, a little, but, but, but he was actually start was like lifting balls over outstretched. Oh, yeah. Secondary, like dropping them into a bucket on the sideline. Yeah. I thought they looked great. Isaiah likely is a freak. His name is so short when they needed like a third and four conversion. He'd have a guy draped all over him. Yeah. And he'd still make the camp. Yeah. I hit big on Isaiah. Likely. So come at plus 500 live. Just scored a tidy and I put the house on it, put everything on it really. And then I and then I doubled down after that first one because he scored early and I was like, I mean, I know there's a second coming. So I hit him again live. No, he's two TDs. Great. And at that point, we're just printing holy shit. At that point, I said at that point, I'm in the mint. These guys at the fucking mint. This guy's at Fort Knox. The big hit today is going to be no gray. No gray. Thank me later. You don't have to say anything yet. Plus a thousand to

1:24:32score any touchdown or just really. And you know that you know that Bronco's defense. Those wide receiver is going to be locked down and Kelsey. Kelsey's not doing shit. Really? Yeah. So that leaves us with Noah. This is heartbreaking. That leaves us with Noah. All signs point to Noah. I'm going to have to get that out honestly soon because I know this isn't going to come out till tomorrow, but I want everyone eating. Yeah. I want everyone to eat when Noah gets in. Yeah, you need to feed the feed the families. Plus a thousand. That's a long shot. That's a very long shot. According to Vegas, Francis, you've got to make ambassadors clubhouse happen. We'll make that happen. We got to not want to be eating some fucking. If Noah Gray scores tonight, I'll buy the ambassadors clubhouse. How does that sound? Turn it into our studio. I think a ambassador's clubhouse is like one of the most exclusive and wealthiest restaurants. Doesn't matter. And you're going to buy it with what Noah Gray is going to do tonight.

1:25:33You're going to at plus 1000. How much are you putting on it? I might put them to score three. What? I could see I'm getting in three times tonight. There were a lot of two touchdown scores. Oh, so many. So many. Say one. I might have to go to the West Coast for some days. I just can't be fucking waiting until one o'clock with children. I can't get up at six and go out three times before one to one o'clock. Yeah, that's hell. Yeah. Yeah. The Eagles looked pretty bad. Honestly, out of all of us, I think the giants are probably the best team right now. They look good. The Patriots looked like maybe the worst team ever. Disgraceful. What is going on in New England right now? Did you see that clip of AJ Brown talking everybody on the sideline being like, if you guys can just do your job online, us receivers are getting open. Did you see that? I didn't. And you was saying that look to be like, if you guys could do your job, we'll be good. I mean, he's not wrong. But is that what you want to hear? The

1:26:33malcontent wide receiver is that what you want to hear at like after he was just malcontent somewhere else in his first game that he's already malcontent. And I mean, he was what that must have been in the first quarter that he was saying that. Yeah, because he got injured. Yeah. I mean, he's fucked. He's done. He'll probably never play again. Drake May, I'll be on his Drake May. It looks really bad. Really? I thought he looked terrible. Really? I mean, three. I thought you're a Drake May guy. I am. But three interceptions. Like, it just seems like he's playing scared. Yeah, one of the Daniels has to go. Like Daniels has done. He's got it. They got to get rid of him. Did you guys watch hard knocks about the Seattle, Seattle? No. A little bit. Yeah. So yesterday I was at Whole Foods and I'm not kidding you. I like rounded an aisle. And I heard a voice that was like talking to his daughter. And I was like, Sam Donald. No fucking way. Leave Shriver. No. Yeah. At Whole Foods. Yeah. And I came upon him and he was like overlooking the meat. And I came up and I was like grabbing chicken next to him. And I was like,

1:27:36I said, I go recognize the voice before I even saw you. I go, you're the man. He goes, oh, thank you. Wow. That's pretty cool. And then he was like, you don't have to buy chicken to know that the birds are going to fly high. Versiattle. The season is all about discovering new heights. That's so funny. That's hilarious. His voice is more recognizable than his face. Yeah. I feel like his voice doesn't even like, I've seen him in several movies. And I took me a while to put together that that's because his voice is so distinct. He might have the best job in the world. I don't know if he needs to do anything other than voice overwork. And that show does not work without him. Now, the writing is really tight too. Yeah. Like it'll be like a six word sentence. And it will take you from one scene with an illusion to the symmetry of that scene, right to an illusion to the symmetry of the next scene. Correct. It's like very, it's like obviously he's not writing it.

1:28:39Our doubt he is. But whoever is is like, so precise. They've always got puns too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They love puns. I love puns. For a first year wide receiver, getting open shouldn't be a problem. But it's not always easy when you've got other jobs to do. It's really, then he's at home with his wife. So yeah, I've been mowing lawns. Just stay busy, you know, picked it up in COVID. It's very like national geographic, like documentary. Yeah. COVID was a tough time. In fact, it was sick to catch. And then they go to someone making a sick catch or something. Yeah. It's Braxton Barrios Barrios running it down for the ninth team of his the last three years. Who was he's on the Giants now? Is that Alex Earl's ex? Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys watch Earl Meets World? Absolutely not. I didn't make it to that. I didn't either, but I'm searing good things. How about Real Housewives of New York? New generations? You guys catch that?

1:29:41I miss that one too. What do you guys do? What do you do with your time? I got that one lined up. You gotta have it lined up. All right. Yeah. Really good. Nice fun fun. It's so fucking hot in here. It's actually enraging. I texted Pete about it again. I mean, this is out. This isn't saying. It's like it's literally hotter in here than in his outside. It's hold out today. It's got to be 90 degrees. Well, we have that air conditioning guy. Have you guys seen that air conditioning guy? I see him in the lobby all the time. I've never seen him up here once. Yeah. Pete said that the place has been like wired as of months ago. And then I'm like, all right, well, then is there a switch that we haven't been told about to turn it on? Well, because I see the ducts there right there. Nothing's I mean, they're not even moving. No, there's no air. No air. All right. Everyone's waiting to hear about that. We'll get that fixed. All right. We'll be back on Thursday. Goodbye.