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From Dark to Divine | Angel Wednesday Makeover

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From Dark to Divine | Angel Wednesday Makeover

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What's in this bag? You better not be hiding anything in here. This one is taking too long. We need some entertainment. Good thing she's in the right spot. What is this? You're welcome. You did this. Your band. No, why? I can't believe this. How dare they? Hey, Naomi. I need to go to the party. What's this? Read it. How to become popular. Just make up. Easy. Of course not, silly. That's the hell crosser list. Okay. Naomi, over here. Check this out. What? I'm not too sure about this.

Try this, look. Fine. I guess I have to do it. Here we go. Let me tilt this for you. Perfect. The Swoon Dew. You look like a sad clown at a beach bear. You don't like it? Whatever. There. Happy. Here. This will help you get the right look. All you have to do is fall in the pattern. Interesting. I guess I'll do it. Your brush, my strobe. Here goes nothing. I'd prefer a munch duck or shade. But this one suits me. Now I gotta put on the stencil. Time for the accent of the makeup. That looks cute. Am I like eyeliner, turns blue? Not bad. So, what do you think? You're not done yet. What's this? Is it for my eyebrows? Oh, it's a lipstick.

It's sticky. This might help. What now? Oh, a snag. Not like this. Your lips go in here. What? Look at me. You gotta leave it all for a minute. Hmm. Free de la drosse. Huh? It's dog. There it goes. No. Don't worry Naomi. I got you. Hold up. My work here is done. Oh, sorry. Huh? What happened to my lips? Oh, I'm feeling them. Ugh. I need a bath and a hand massage. Oh, poor thing. The party has already started. How dare they have fun without me. Come on, Naomi.

We gotta do something about your hair. Ugh. Well, hair style is this. Not looking forward to this. Um, no. I'm gonna need more hands for this. Howdy, partner. You called us? Naomi needs some trendy hair style. Oh, I know what she needs. Yeah. Let's get rid of this thing. Huh? It's okay. It's just a tiny makeover. Let's add a dash of pink here and here. And we're not letting you go without the braids. And of course, cute pink bags. And we're done. Oh, it looks pretty cool. Approved. Huh? What's that? Huh? I need to get out of here. Let's see. Hair style check. I need new clothes. Delivery. Coming.

Hmm. Hello? Hey, don't hear. Hello? Oh, well. Oh. Naomi, package for you. How's the party going? Huh? It's moving. Thanks. These are my clothes for the party. Or not, if I can open it. What kind of glue did they use for this? I had enough. Yeah. Take that. That was satisfying. Oh no. I destroyed it. There's a huge hole now. What do I do? Use this. You know how to sew, right? Hmm. Okay. Firstly, down on the flat surface. Then cut along here. You should get something like this. Now, take this button half.

Then put this business together. Careful now. This thing's a sharp. Do this a couple of times. And just repeat the process until I get to the other side. Cut the extra threads. And before you know it, you're done. It'll explain you. You can't even tell I nearly destroyed it. Huh? What's that? You need to add this. It will complete the look. Okay. Give it to me. Oh. Ugh. Ugh. I'm not looking forward to wearing this. Whoa. It's long. It's still going. Done. I have the perfect boots. You got to pair them with these. Hmm. Red boots. Perfect. Oh, who is she? Oh, I'm feeling myself. Now, where's our checklist? Oh, right. I got it.

Clothes check. Now we need some accessories. Where is he? Hello? Huh. Where did she go? Hmm. Hmm. Huh. Hmm. Ugh. Oh, Naomi, I'm here. That's my pillow. It has potential. Hmm. Fathers, huh? Not bad. I'm going to need some supplies. Some beads. And more beads. Now let's make a necklace. I'd like a little short. Now put feathers between some beads. And voila! You've got yourself a fancy new necklace. Cute, but it needs something more. Uh-huh. You're coming with me. Some get ears to tie everything together. Another tick. Hmm. Hey, Naomi. You're going to need this one. Little polish? You're a genius. First thing, I'm going to get rid of the black. Perfect. Let's make them look extra.

This gadget is what you need. Are you sure? Okay. Let's get my finger in there. Press it down. Whoa! It's a cute heart. That looks cute. Uh, you're okay, there thing. Ugh. I think I need to wash up. All right. I need a photo shoot. I hate photo shoots. Huh? What are they doing? Smile. Uh, let's start. Hmm. Ugh. I guess I have to do it. I'll help you, Naomi. Just look at the camera here. Say cheese. What? That's not how you do it. Ugh. Let me teach you how to pose. Is this really necessary? Move down your neck. Then lean over. It's not easy. Ugh. These are going to turn out so good. Hold that pose and boom. Now smile.

Just a tiny one. A tiny crack will do. Ugh. Fine. Ugh. What? I'm getting tired here. Ugh. You let me no choice. I'm going to have to take drastic measures. And I know just where to take you. Oh, hey, wait. Wow. I've never seen her before. Oh, wow. So pretty. Wow. Whoa. I get so many likes. Hey guys. I'll tip my way. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. Oh, my box. I'm so tired of this cool. That was rough. Better get on with my list.

Help someone. Guess the better should. Here. I got you. It's okay. Let me get your fix for you. Here you go. You're so cool. Don't mention it. Who does she think she is? I'm out of here. Huh? Whoops. Nothing to see here. Yeah. Oh, doing good is hard. Helping someone. Check. Hmm. I'm an emite for packs. I lived in 50 kilos with this award. Wow. That's so cool. Want to go out to sell it? My chair. I hope you like chocolates with your salad. Ha, ha, ha. Mmm. Yummy. This prank is going to be so funny. What are you doing? Your prankster area is over. See? You need to make friends. Make a friend? Okay. Fine. I'll just wipe this off then. Oh. Ew. What did it with this jar?

Oh. I know. No one's going to be able to resist cookies. I put a card so she knows it's from me. Let's just leave this here. Huh? What's this? From Nami? That's so sweet of her. Oh, that salad dog got me hungry. Oh, Nami. Thanks for the cookies. You're welcome, Lala. Operation, make a friend. Done. Oh, yeah. Cool. This is so good. Ew. Oh, whoa. Hey. You got something in your teeth. Oh. Huh. Lost on the list. Dog above boss level. Fonded boyfriend. Huh? Maybe it's not that hard as I thought. He's so cute. Hey. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

I'm not gonna do this. No. No. Hey, believe in yourself. No. No, I'm not. Oh. Hey. So, uh, about the party. Yeah. About the odds. Whoa. You guys are hopeless. You did a little push. Oh, sorry. It's okay. Maybe let's take a seat. Sure. After you. I'm Justin. I know me. I like you. I like you. Whoa. I have a boyfriend. See you at the party. Sure. Huh? Who's home to this? Huh? Oh. Right. This is the appreciation I get. Finally, I can rest. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. Okay. I can rest. Hmm. Huh. Stop. Hmm. You look familiar. Aha. You think it can sneak past me?

Braided hair, bangs. Hmm. It's you, but any different color palette. She does look like me, huh? Maybe me from another universe? Hmm. You're good to go. Phew. That was close. Okay. Stay cool. Mommy's stay cool. I'm finally in. Whoa! Whoa! Hey, Naomi! Hi! Hi guys! Oh, there's Justin. Hey, Naomi! Hi, Justin. Glad you came! What missing to the world? Give me a kiss. Sure, I'd love to. Whoa! Pull it! What? Woo! Yay! Yeah! Yeah! This is too loud for me. Shall we go out? Yes, please. It's nicer here. Yes! Ooh.

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