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0:00Welcome to the Bow Ryan Cat and Woods ePodcast. Thanks to Kimis Warehouse. Shop half price vitamins now at Kimis Warehouse. Trouble and breakfast by Ryan, Cat and Woods e. Here's Tuesday! Here's Tuesday! Here it is! Yes! Sydney Tuesday has landed. It has. Please, I agree. Leave the plane in orderly fashion. We're hearing that more than just that time, aren't we? What's that? That opener. We're usually chucked that in at 7. And then sometimes at 8. It's setting on that. Yes. Just surprises. Yeah, okay. Surprise us as in Sydney cat. I might even put it in at 7.30. You just never know. Oh, you just never know. Where do you go from that, Oath? I tell you what, I'm wild. I tell you where Wednesday, man. Oh, what? You wait. I don't want to get too excited because it's, let's do it.

1:00That's lower to early, son. Day by day. That's it. That's it. That's it. Brick Bob Brick. One day at a time. One day at a time. We are building the Great Wall of China. Yes. That's all we got in the response yesterday. The phone was launched, wasn't it? I don't know. That was that. We were the only media organization outside of Hell, I support respectfully. The board was sending players away. Yeah. We're like, hang on. Like, there's, what happened? There was Channel New 7, Channel 9. I think that. I don't think we were sending way. I thought they were sitting down, listening to our questions, and I thought they were walking away. Yeah, I think they were backing away. When they said, I'm going to hold a call and pong out. I'd never know. I don't think anyone wanted to do any questions that you were throwing at pong out. I love him so much. Can I say, I thought Tato was my favourite, Panty's player. That is not true anymore. Oh, it was. Which someone's gone a little bit bright, ready. I know. I have a massive crush now on your best. I've only been telling you for two years, Kat. You know, Bob, maybe he doesn't. You know what I was doing, my hottest list. Yeah, you only had Islanders. Oh, no. He's Tongan. Oh, he's Tongan. He's Tongan Kiwi. But what is just Kiwi?

2:01No, he's Tongan Kiwi. I don't think the photo did him just because when I met him in real life, Sorrow is doing something so nice. He's what happened. Yeah. We saw him, and he's a beautiful man. Beautiful. Great player. He's sitting in front of us. The bloke is looking 10 out of 10. And I can see Kat looking straight. I didn't go. What? Who is this? He's not even in your top 10 sexist players last year. He wasn't even in the top 20 roasties one. But then, when we were talking and he said, yes, I'm actually Kiwi. And Sorrow is just lying out. And he's just moved himself into the top four. No, we had a lovely conversation about Perth. His wife's there, so he's essentially going home and he serves. Kat, he was my roommate. I used to put baby on before they were. Oh, quiet. I'd tell you what. We'll tell you that story after I was big. That's right. Those big tours you should just bowl with that little oil. Why not? Why not? Why not? We are just a different breed, as you know. Stop Sorrow's sitting, he's coming on after 8 a.m.

3:02And that's a great story. Would you know when you sort of have an assleeping and you wake up and someone's just staring at you? Yeah, happy to know it. I was doing the staring at Sorrow. Oh, I'm not surprised. I was out there too. Well, guys, be quick. What is this? Well, I want to say captains, but they weren't the captains. They were the market players there. We had Braille, Ponga, Kermar and I. Can I have a piece of one for you? He was great. What about Roger, two of us? He had the Jordan cleats on. They weren't in Fudibuts. He wasn't bloke with the massive cars. He's the best cars in the same. I'm sorry, cars. Literally, they literally were like two little twin peaks. Kat, he has to get socks, especially made to get over those cars. I'm not the car. He needs to get those things. He has to get the John Candy Shop. We've got to get kid socks for our cars. We're going to get under 10 cars. And he's going to get those. Uncle Buck Car. You got to bun in the oven, right?

4:02Oh, yes, I do. But I think about you sometimes when my kids are running around. Imagine if I had two more running around. And one more and one coming. And one seven, one four, one two. Let me say, Sarah's still working. Sarah's still working. She's incredible. She hasn't stopped, mate. I don't know what you're either, but she just doesn't stop. I'm away from you. Not just me, the kids. I'm the kids. All of her four kids. You know what I'm like? Yeah, all of the four. Thank you. And the fifth one is coming. That's what I was getting at. You two, you know. Exactly what you're going with that. So the ninth when she works, I've got to cook for the kids and show it. Make showers the hardest. But how hard is she having the kids? Getting them in the shower is like trying to get them to go to war. And getting them out is hard. You have to drag him out. Well, the boys, see, in our house, the two boys are easy because they just go in, have you the farm, then get out. No one's going to go in and then he won't get out. Really? Yeah, that's the problem. Come on guys, let's get in the shower. Oh, I don't want to shower. They're laying down at the bottom of the shower and they want to get out. Yeah. And then you could put your coat on and see how long you're going to go. But the problem was, Sarah goes, I need you to wash Coco's hair tonight because she had swimming

5:05earlier today because you get a lot of knots. Yeah, I get a lot of knots. Oh, yeah, brushing those knots. Yeah, so she had swimming lessons. So I'm in the shower. It's the downstairs one with the seat. As you guys know, not the third level. No, that's the downstairs one where there's a laundry off right next to us. So the two boys, they've been washed already. They're outside, buses and muckin' around with his toys. He's muckin' around with Mackie as well. They're very quiet. And when I'm in there with Coco, I've got a Sarah's like you got a shampoo, conditioner, then go back to shampoo again and while you're doing it, you got to brush the hair. So the process, girls have really long hair. It is. Unlike us, but we just boom in and out. So I'm going through that and then I've realized it's probably been about 10 minutes. And I'm just on bust. Where are your busts? And he's like, just he, dad. And I go, where's Mack? The little one. Because he's the one at the moment that's a terror. Like he's honestly, I don't know where he come from. Yeah, little wreck it rouse. He's a punish. And then buses. Just before he started, he's just like, dude. And then buses like, don't know where Mackie's dead. Oh, no. So, oh, gone on crap.

6:05So I quickly finished up with Coco, turn a shower off, give her a towel. As they come out, you sort of got to walk through our little bit of a laundry. I've almost slipped over because I've just seen the floor. There's like washing powder everywhere. We have like a little stool with like two steps, which leads, which sort of, it's like a, it's a little ladder sort of thing to put into the wash machine. Yes. So he's standing on top of there. Right. He's got Coco. So Coco's got a little teapot set. Great. He's taken the teapot with the lid off. He's used that to take out the powder of our Omo, which is a nine-point. Oh, he's doing the washroom. So you can imagine a nine-killer tub. It's pretty big. Yeah, he's got a massive, yeah. He's used about half of our powder washing powder. Oh, no. He's put it in the wash machine, which had two shirts and one pair of shorts in there, which was very wet already from training. So the powder had stuck to it, and he looks to me, and I'm looking at this, like he's got powder just all over like, he's looking white as anything. Hello to my little friend. Hello to my little friend. Hello to my little friend. Hello to my little friend. Hello to my little friend.

7:05Hello to my little friend. Oh, that's not what you're talking about. It's not what you're talking about. He's talking about what you're talking about. And he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, I go, what are you doing? He goes, on? I go, what do you mean on? He goes, clean that, clean. I go, brother, you can't check half a load of freaking Omo washing powder in here and clean with two shirts. And then I start trying to scoop it all back out again. Right, honestly, you can't take your eyes off these kids for two seconds. Oh, you know what? He's smart, though. He's doing what men do and going, if I do something bad enough, I'll never be asked to do it again. There you go. I know what's happening. I did that all the time. I still got to do it. Yeah. All right. Someone's hunting for a new wash machine. Yeah. Now you can tell by the way he knows this sport. This is sport, with the word, and this is for what? Woodsy Sports Report. Woodsy Harry Grand is poked to the bear a little bit. Oh, yes. It's like boss first captain here. So pitiful, and he's his accused Harry Grand of not telling the truth after the storm skipper made some controversial comments after Saturday's win over the shark. So Harry Grand, he didn't miss in the presser after the game.

8:06Just about the constant stopperges, the rucking fringes, the six against. This is what he had to say. Yeah. I think everyone in the game is getting quite frustrated with it. I know I am, and I've talked to other players in the game. It's, you don't know what constitutes a quick play, what constitutes a slow play, and we're playing regularly. We're not playing touch out there, and sometimes it just feels like we are. And I wonder why we get so many people on report, all these penalties. It's because the games get into a pace where players are just doing their best. Yes, certainly a lot of frustrations throughout the whole game at the minute. Very raw, very honest, Harry Grand, and he's not wanting to normally come out and say things like that. So it's quite powerful from Harry. And he plays in the middle. So he knows what he's got the credibility to do it. And if anything, these rules that you'd probably think would suit him because he's a hooker and he's going to come a lot of opportunities. But then yesterday at the season's launch that we were at the, sorry, the semifinal season launch, I've landed, he hit back at Harry. It was in a quite a big way. He goes, in replies, I don't buy that.

9:07The wrestling's got to go. The fans did not like the wrestling at all. I think that they're not telling the truth if they believe when they're giving a six again, that they don't know what it was for. I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. I have the ultimate strength for Harry, but he's gone this, he's got this the wrong way. The rule numbers, they don't back up what Harry is saying here. So when they speak about the numbers, he's just sort of saying the six agains, the injuries because the biggest one with Harry right, and this is where I agree, the game is that fast now. So far. And we're seeing a lot of, you know, contact with the head, a lot of swinging arms because when you, people understand, when you're that fatigued, sometimes you might just stick the hand out and you do something that you don't normally do and you accidentally clip somebody. Or when they're falling, like having a bite. Yes. I mean, I always said about the pong thing that happens in a split segment. Split, like it did yesterday. It did yesterday. It happened in an instance and the fans at home get to watch it in super slow moment. That's right. How he clipped him or he elbowed him. Look, I hate wrestling in league. Even when they have the old games on Fox tell you watch the late 90s early 2000s.

10:10Really? When I started, when you come in, they watch it's a lot, there's less wrestle. And then Melbourne brought it in, right? 2008, 2010, then it slowed down, but it's really good to watch. It still doesn't have to be that fast though. It was just open rugby league. They've got to hit a middle ground. They've got to hit a middle ground between less wrestle, but the game not as fast because you can't have this many injuries. The thing is what you look at right, Kat, is that they're sort of saying that well, there's still not as much ball in play. But with these new rules, there's a lot more points being scored. So remember, when you score a try, there's no ball being, you get rest then. Yes. But it's the high speed efforts. So I spoke to a few clubs, been to a few clubs ourselves and we've got a few good contacts in there. The way they've got to train now is completely different because the effort areas like the high speeds, the acceleration, the deceleration, it's completely different. Look, I'll look at now, right? And we've been in systems. Some kids can't even catch pass anymore. They're athletes. They're not rugby league players anymore. They don't know how to, they don't know how to read defense.

11:11All of these is your fit will pick you. You're probably a foul on each of them. Yes. Yeah, then it's just on speed. Which defeats the purpose of rugby league. Because Harry Grant is a representation that you don't have to be big farts. No way. No way. And the things that he does and what he's best forward, it's hurting him because it's just getting athletes in there and they just stick there. He can't break down games anymore. He can't break down systems. So that's why Penra for so good because they're fit and they can break it down at the same time. Prima. Prima. Prima. And look, this is going to be interesting because Peter Vlandis has got two weeks to decide if he's going to take the head job with the NRL. Watch all the best bits of Bow Ryan, Cad and Woods Z on Instagram. Follow at Triple M Instagram. We must find another brain. You're crazy. It's time to test the statistical knowledge of Sydney's brain's trust. Whether guy that's the complete opposite of a genius, it's time for Bow. No. Get this stuff correct and you can walk away with a double pass to see Jet night at the barracks on October 3rd.

12:12Seven percent of people say they do this every day. What is it? Very low percentage. Seven percent of people. Every day. Every day. Every day. Low percentage man. It's very low. It's very low. So seven percent of people in the world. In the world. In the world. In the world. You know what? I want to say maybe... Maybe Picky knows and eat it. And eat it? Yeah. Or... Yeah. Would we low percentage? I wouldn't do that every day. That's for sure. So it's a low percentage. I'm going to talk about it. People don't just walk up to the cafe and go, how is lunch? They go, good, hey mate, did you know what I did on the way over? Yeah, what? I was... Yeah, speaking to me, I was in the end. It's not bold. Just boom straight in there. Oh, yeah. Well, you've never done it, can't you? Oh, no, I've done it. But I don't do it every day. This is every day. But you're saying you don't do it every day. I guarantee you. I'm not picking my nose and eating it every day. When you're sitting there, lies. You get a little bit of a boom and you just... A little crusty one, have a little nibble. Every day? Would you do it every day? Who knows? Depends to find day. There's only so much snot you have in your nose.

13:13So every day's pretty proficient. I don't think that's not sort of the problem here. I've got a bit of hair in my nose, so it just catches it. I've got one that gets really long. And I have to keep watch on it. I've been using that, you know that. Have you ever... Oh, Jesus. Can you... If you get another one, we'll plant that. I've got a nose trimmer. I've got a nose trimmer. I was doing it the other day. They're good, man. They're great. But have you ever gone too far? I've got two clothes. Oh, man. Yeah. It does. Have you eaten that? No, not the hair. Here's noings. It's like when you pick the boogie and there's a hair on the boogie. So come on, you have to pull it out. Alright. Seven percent of people say they do this every day. What is it? Both Kat and Wudzie said picking aizen ate it. And Kat does it, which is great. Well, don't, don't, not every day. It's not every day. I know that's what I said, not every day. How many days do you deal to week? I can't remember the last time I did it, but I know everyone has done it. But there's some days where you pick, you know, there's a couple times a day which adds up for the rest of the week. Yeah, you might do 70 in a day. Yeah, I'm just a wretch. I can, I don't reckon I do. No, I'm with you. I don't, I don't.

14:13You might, you might do 20 in a day, Kat. And you might do it. Never do 20. Not do it again for 20 days. It still hits the average. Alright, Sydney, what do you got? Seven percent of people say they do this every single day. What is it? Call it time, guys. Let's get it Christian. He's in Camden. Good morning, mate. Morning, Virgin. How are we? Good, brother. We're feeling good. Oh, yeah. We're feeling really good. What do you think it is? Well, I think Mr. Woods fits into this seven percent. Oh, very accurately. Oh, what is it? That one. What do you got? The good old Tuggeracci. Oh, I wasn't going to get it. It wasn't frisky Friday, Mr. Christian. Hey, what do you know? What do that cat? What about me? What about us? I can't Tuggeracci. That's just not. No, but you know, you can't just not by yourself. No, yeah. But yeah, there was another word I was going to say about. You hold myself back from it. Oh, you are learning Woods. Yes. Oh, you're sorry. I'm not going to go down that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you say flick the bean, Christian? Oh, oh. Oh, sorry. He used to mess.

15:13That'll click on me. He's a coffee bean. Okay, here we go. Yeah, we go. Yeah, we go. Seven percent. Or I can more than seven percent. Yeah, I could be more to this every day. I'll let you in a little round time. One any? Okay. So seven percent of people say I do this every day. Would you do this every day? I don't. Dude. I don't. Everyday. Would you? That's 50%. Everyday. Everyday. Yeah. It's like a Frankfurt Red Rule. Oh. Hey, I love your honesty. Thank you. But I also have to just politely go back to Christian here. Are you part of the seven percent Christian? That's 50% out of us four. Oh, yeah. Okay, you know I said I know there's four of us. Christian says the old Takarachi. As opposed to the new one. Yeah. Now incorrect. Any Takarachi. We will send you some moisturizer. Yes. Let's go to Francis. Good morning, Francis. Good morning. How are you going? Good morning. How are you going? Good morning, Francis. Did I, um, did I pronounce that correctly, Francis?

16:15Francis, that's correct. That's why. I go. Seven percent of people say they do this every day. What do you think it is? I think Go Command O. Oh, free ball. Oh, the old free ball. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every day. I would have thought it would be more. No, no, I don't, I don't. No. No, 7% seems spot on. Hey, Francis. You're going to be careful, Summer, because get mad chafing. I don't want to. Yeah, it's not very good for you. I know. We have a few friends. We have friends that do it every day. Yeah, you're going. You're going, friends. Why? I just went in your jeans. It wouldn't be very comfortable. If they wear active, Francis, if you wear active wear, you can wear, you know, knee down these. Do you wear jeans? Everyone wears locker these days. Yes. Yeah, enough people wear jeans. Like, like, or, um, it's the wrongs. It's the wrongs. But then you'd have to wash your Lycra every day. Yes. Is there something wrong with washing your clothes every day? No, but I mean, you have some people don't wear it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You'd have to be washing stuff very frequently. Yeah. Francis, when was last time you free balled? No, I don't.

17:15Okay. Good girl, I'm with you. All right. Oh my god, Becky, what is older? So what is older? What is older? What is older? Very simple game. We're making this NRL theme, the NRL edition, and we'll lead up to finals. Yes. So two options, you just need to tell me what is older out of two. Okay. It seems pretty straightforward. It does, doesn't it? Okay. Before we get everyone else involved, you two, Versace, are that Wayne Bennett or the Wetsuit? What is older? She's Wayne Bennett's 77th link. Oh no, is he 18 now? I think he's close to 80, mate. Yeah. I think he's 80. Is that 18th too? I tell you what. He's been the same age for about 40 years. Yeah, but he's like, since about 50 years, look the same. He still looks great. He looks great for his age. But I don't know his age. I don't know. Clint Eastwood. He could be 190. He owed. Old Seguine. Okay, the Wetsuit. Wetsuit.

18:15Oh man. Who invented the Wetsuit? Well, they had bodies, didn't they? They had bodies. California, I'll give you that much. You serve? You serve for the wine? You serve for the wine? You're the Santa Monica. A bloke's on a peon in a suit? No, Berkeley. You know what? Berkeley in a suit. He jumps in the water. He's got himself a Wetsuit. I'm going to say Wayne Bennett. I am a old master coach. I am going to say a Wetsuit. California is three years older. Would you? You are? Yeah, right. The Wayne Bennett is two years older than the Wetsuit. Do you eat old clips? I used to serve in like a woolen jumper before then. That's a question. How old is Wayne? Uh, so he was born in 1950. 1970s. 1970s. And what's the Wetsuit? 74. Yeah. Jesus. Jesus. I've been freezing before then. And then, so who's wearing me out for a surf in a woolen jumper? That's what I'm doing. No, they don't come about here. They're very difficult and funny. This is what came as well. Yeah. Watch me surf this barrel and then they just go out.

19:15Then wait. Go on. But they were surfing on massive boats back then. So you probably barely got wet if you were any good. Big Malibu's. Yeah, exactly. That's why that's her. Uh, here's another one for you. Um, this one's close to home. What is older? Aaron Woods or the Salary Cap? Well, Woods is 35. It's been 35 for four or five years. Salary Cap? So that's what's that? No, I mean, 90. There's Salary Cap's older than me. Salary Cap's older than me. No. No, no. No. I don't know. You were pretty sure for a second there. Well, I think there was that mean the Salary Cap has to come in in 91. I think there's a four 91. I think I remember I remember back in the day, Benny Elias, chose to get a property instead of getting paid. So that would have been on the Salary Cap, wouldn't it? No. No. I don't know, man. It's too early for this. Yeah. I'll go. Uh, what are you going with? I'll go.

20:15I'll go. I'll go. Are you telling me that 89 canbers, so I could feed under the Salary Cap? Yes. So what did you say? I said Salary Cap, but now I'm really thinking about it. Oh, there's no Salary Cap. The Salary Cap come after that. Afterwards. Salary Cap was what? 95, super league? Well, what are you saying? What is your answer? I'll say Salary Cap. You're saying it, Salary Cap. So you're saying woods is older? Yeah, there was no. Yeah. Okay. Woods, once again, the Salary Cap is one year older. It was introduced in 1990. I said 89 that be like, I guess. And Woods, he was born in 1991. Yeah. And it was our team, manly, I think, where there was a lot of cuff. Yeah, there's a lot of cuff. So you're super tall. You know, that Brutal. Super league. Yeah. Good only woods. There you go. One triple three five three woods is very good at this game. See if you can be victorious against Woods. I do want to say that 92, 93 Broncos side was not under the Salary Cap. But that's what I'm saying. Like, how do you have a Salary Cap? One triple three five three. Three first woods. Bow might be able to help you somewhat and great prizes on offer.

21:15Watch all the best bits of Bow Ryan, Cad and Woods, the on Instagram. Follow at Triple M Instagram. Oh my god. Becky, what is older? So what is older? What is older? What is older? A somewhat simple game. I give you two options. You tell me what is older out of the two of them. It is the people, first woods. Yes. We have Stephen on the line. Good morning, Stephen. Good morning. How are we? We are good brothers. I'm with you here, Stephen. We need to get him. Good. All right. You two need to work together. This is Woods' game. Let's be honest. Let's get it. Okay. This is an NRL edition as we lead up to the finals. Great. So what is older? The ills or the sharks? I want to say sharks is 77, isn't it? I think you would probably say the ills. Wouldn't you? Well, they've won a lot more competitions. I'm going to give Stephen first ride of reply.

22:16I would have thought possibly the ills. Yeah, the ills. Okay. And I cannot go with Stephen. Can I? Not technically not. I'm going to go with the sharks there. Stephen. Well done. You are correct. The ills are significantly older. 1947. They joined New Southland. New Southland. That's right. The sharks entered two decades later in 1967. 1967. Yeah. 67. All right. That is one of Stephen. What about Stephen one new? Well, Stephen, 20 years ago, don't you? What is older? Like heart oval or Brookfail oval? I'm going to say like an oval because... Well, you get first. I was going to say like an oval because it used to face the other way. First, back in the day. Outer and endow. Yeah. What they call it, the lilyfield rectangle? Lielyfield rectangle. That's what it was called. Okay. So let's go. Brookie then. Stephen, let's double-down.

23:16What are you reckon? Or do you want to go? What do you want to do? Professional. You're the professional. Well, mate, I'm none from 100. So you can... I... You're one from one cell. Where have you gone, mate? I'm standing next to you. I would have thought like that. Okay, well, I'll go Brookfail over there. Oh, Woodsies going Brookie. Don't make change. Oh, mate, you should have gone Brookie, but anyway, yeah. Woodsie, you are correct. Correct. It is Brookfail over there. Okay, is older. In 1911, whereas LiKart was 1934. Ooh. So it's significantly older Brookfail over. This is one piece. This is a tie breakout. Here we go. Stay, A. Come on. Get busy, Stephen. What is older? Ethan's strange. Or the West Tigers' Premiership win. Oh, Ethan's strange. It's about 21. The 2005, we're very close here. This is the monthly thing. I know. So Ethan's strange. So 2005, they won the comp, which is 21 years ago.

24:16In October. In October. So, you know, when Ethan's strange, his birthday is... So, hang on. What is older? What is older? What is older? So Ethan's strange. I'm going to say, 20. Two then. I'm going to go for strange men. Let's go. Let's double down on Ethan's strange men. I'm going to say West Tigers. West Tigers' last Premiership. Let's double down on Ethan's strange. Stephen. Stephen, are you looking in... Okay. Locking in Ethan's strange, which is... Yeah! I win for the good guy, Stephen. Yeah. By one year. So Ethan's strange was born in 2004. In August, the Tigers won their Premiership the following year. In 2005. In 2005. Oh, well, since the 21 points something. Yeah, that was a couple months. Well done. Well done, Steve. You're going on your Stephen U.R. victorious. So on Saturday morning, gang, prison officers heard a... ...out there at Goldman Supermax for a second. Just a little... What's that? And they alerted security and they started going around Supermax

25:19and saw a drone. Oh! It was trying to drop in. They've intercepted it. Yeah. They've got the drone. Midair. With packages inside. Oh, contraband. Well, we don't know what it is. Yeah. Security opening up and inside it is four smart phones. Ooh! Fourteen SIM cards. Ooh, jeez. Alan Keys. USB drives and e-phones. So it didn't get to the destination. Right. And the person who, uh, behind a smuggling plot has been revealed. And it's Sydney Rapper. Mazzie. Roo. That don't want what we feel. Ooh! It isn't a podcast, real. Seven years in a max, I-Roo. Actually, kinda catchy. But about Tom. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing you used one of the phones you had. Maybe you were supposed to listen to it with the e-phones and the USB drive. That's my phone. Yeah. Or maybe you're doing more rap. Loved the notes on the USB drive, but. Loved the notes on the USB drive. Loved the notes on the USB drive. Surely evidence for something you know. Ooh.

26:19Well, it's been intercepted. I'm telling you. Out of all the prisons you're trying to get stuff into Supermax is probably going to be the hardest. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. How, to let me out. This might be dumb. But you're getting your phone in, right? Because do your cell, you don't laugh. Do your cells have a PowerPoint? What's the fair point you make? I don't think Supermax now. I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah. In Supermax you get your game in, or it's the worst of the worst in Supermax. Yeah. So how are you charging your smartphone? I don't understand now. Well, you're not charging in. Because you're not meant to have smartphones. Well, you're not, but the point is, you're desperately obviously trying to get a smartphone in. Hmm. How are you charging? Well, that's the thing that, so they're sending four smartphones in four-inch SIM cards, but there's no. There's no charger. There's no power. Maybe. Is there a PowerPoint in yourself? Well, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think the low security jails, yeah, they might. They might. I think I've got little TVs. They've got laptops to watch things. You know what's funny about that? The Crims work their right ways around anything. So they're giving them the bare minimum in Galban Supermax. And so they should. Okay, so you get in the bare minimum.

27:19We're pretty three simple people here. Yes. If we were locked up, if someone's flying a drone into us, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you ask them for? Wouldn't mind the kids. Yeah. Wouldn't mind the kids. I wouldn't mind seeing my wife and kids. You see jumping kid in Supermax with your mate. Yeah. His Steven say hi. Yeah, he's Bobby. I would like to tell you what I would want. I'm asking headphones. Yeah, it would be that loud. Why is it E plugs? I'd like E plugs. I want to sleep with my eyes open. I wouldn't want an I mask. I'll go one for you. I don't want to see your phone. You do all this technology. I would like something in my room like a little bit. I would like to see your phone. I would like to see your phone. I would like to see your phone. I would like something in my room like a little bit. I would like to see your phone. Imagine how cold it would be. Yeah, cold. It would be freezing. Or one of those little fans gets from a bit of a boy in when you're over in Bali. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or once you put it around your neck. Yes. Something that only put me. It would be good. A neck pillow. Yeah, like a lot of it. How do you charge it? How do you charge it? That's my point. Solar. Yeah, I just want a nice bottle of churras. Would that be too much to ask? No, but you got a try and ration.

28:20Yeah, that's true. Do you reckon that you can, anything you can buy are in there. Do you reckon they get like spreads like chicken veggie might not all that's already there for them or not? Oh, I reckon, yeah. Yeah. Can actually we throw at one triple three five three. Yeah. Do they have power points? How are people charging their phones? They can go to texts from Adam Hill from Phil Meers. The cells do have power points guys. What? In super max. In super max. I'm not too sure, but that's what you throw back to the center. One two or three from one three five three. Are you in super max right? Yeah. Do you listen to the show? This is a learn as we go, future. I think it is. Oh, yes. Because on Saturday there was a drone flying a package into Goldman super max. Yeah. It was intercepted. Of course it was by security and prison officers. It's phones, Allen keys, USB drives, everything. Allen keys. And it was a fair question from Kat. She's like, does do those cells have power points? How do you charge the phone? I just assumed that super max, I mean, look, there's all different cells in general. Yeah. I thought super max had the least amount of stuff in it.

29:21Yeah, well done. It's it's it's it's high, high, high security. That's what I mean. Yeah. And we're just for it out there. Like do they have power points? I mean, in jail, I'm pretty sure they do. Yeah. I know that you don't. I'm not sure. And our board lit up. It did. And we have a call right now from anonymous who will remain anonymous. Welcome to the show. Welcome guys. We're all right. We're we're very inquisitive. Right now. Now you have been in jail before. Yes, I have. Oh, in super max. No, not in super max. No, I was in Gollvin, but I wasn't in the super max part. Okay. Okay. Now can you tell us about the cells? But do you know what's in the super max jails or in jails in general out there? Obviously you do with the one. I know. I know what's in the super max cells. Let's go. Come on. Here's that. What do we got here, brother? So there. Well, all the beds are single, but their beds are on a concrete block. Yeah. And it's like a 30 mil thick mattress.

30:22Like a Clark rubber sort of shitty. Yep. Sorry. That's right. That's right. Um, their toilets on a concrete block as well with just like a toilet metal toilet seat on it. Oh, they're big. And they're two. They have. They have got a TV in their cell, but it's in solid first. First specs. And every down. If they want to get a coffee, obviously the sprues will come and. Put a coffee or a pot water and they pour it themselves. Oh, okay. Can I ask a question here with a TV? Like is just seven, nine, 10 or do they get some subscription service? No, you can't get like, um, obviously like Foxville. They've only got like the basic. Yeah, you watch. These are the worst of the worst criminals. Yeah, I know. But I was going to know these questions, mate. Oh, that's my question anonymous. Do they have PowerPoint? So if you did smuggle in a phone, how are you charging it? No, there's no PowerPoints in supermax. It's obviously high high security. Yeah. But where's the jail itself?

31:23They got scramble us to stop all the drones. Like they got a scramble a lot. They always talk about like leading golf in the country area. Oh, they could be drains coming from here and there and everywhere. And they've got these scramble us that actually intercept this signal of the. It's like the Iron Dome in Israel. Yeah. You got some balls trying to fly a drone in there. Absolutely. Like even when you drive past, we'd be family when you're going out to Bafferst or you're going out. Yeah, well, wherever you go. And you drive past supermax. Like the walls in the bloody barbed wire like even even did just like you have to fly something to get over it. Good luck. Plus that you can the airspace there. They've got security everywhere. So anonymous. People try to climb out there. Really? I try to climb out. People of people of people of frame like sheets and try to climb out over the razor wire. Oh, sure. I'm just trying to dig behind the poster. Yes. What was the craziest thing you saw smuggled in like how are people doing it? Provisants. Okay.

32:23So maximum security. They get their women. I got told by an inmate. Obviously he'll stay anonymous as well. That's it. He got one of these kids. He did that. He said had stuffing saw the nappy. Oh, Jesus. And you're like well. All right. And they hearted in women's places. Yes. And getting well. Jesus. Well, she's very. Okay. Being in being in their mate. And thanks also also if you call what is one thing you missed the most that you probably because we're saying what would we smuggling right? I said I want like e-muffs and and a mask. You know what was one thing you missed the most that you could get in there like if you could get it smuggled in. Um, what's anything to do with 40? Oh, like he can't he can't buy nothing. There are footballs in there, but he can't buy like. Crinala socks or crinala jerseys or you want to learn some people.

33:24So you just want a little bit of like memorabilia like a scarf even though you can't wear scarfs and. Yeah, you're using that. You know, can you listen to the radio in there? Yeah, triple in. Listen around. They have they have got a little digital radio that you can buy. Yes. Hey, anonymous is it true? Is it true anonymous? Is this true when they put you in solitary confinement that they put you in there with Christiano Connellan? Yeah, they're going to be the guy with gone or they put it over on it. You're going to do 24 hours. Is that true? Yeah, you're going to be the thing. Yeah, yeah. All right. Hey, we go. We appreciate your call mate and look, I'm going to assume you turned your life around and good on you. I'm going to look forward. We look forward. We will try and we'll try and get you a shark scarf and we're going to keep going on with the calls. We have actually got a current corrections officer waiting on the line. Oh, really? Watch all the best bits of Bow Ryan, Cad and Woodsy on Instagram. Follow at Triple M Instagram.

34:26We are well, we've stumbled upon something here. We're talking about Jail cells and what goes on in and around Jail after on Saturday, Drone was intercepted by police at Goldman Supermax. Let us to ask what is in the Jail cells out there. Got a caller from the spinning out in Jail. This is what's here. This is what is not in here. And we now have a call from a corrections officer. Oh, really? It's basically been waiting. Who has made the right decision to remain anonymous. Welcome to the show, mate. Morning, hello. We are, we are, I'm actually a bit excited. We're fascinating. We're fascinating. I'm excited to know in Trees the Word. Trees is the word, fascinates the word. Mate, we're talking Sydney. Are you working in around Sydney or? Yeah, yeah. I've been pretty much all throughout New South Wales. Okay. Over the last, you know, quarter of a century, I guess. Yep. We want to know how they get stuff in. Yeah. That's the question.

35:26What are the, what are the, what are the sneaky ways? Yeah, well, we want to know, can you feel the, yeah, the creatives. Yeah, the creatives, the great word gear, Kat. Yeah. No, depending over the time and over the years, it has changed a lot. Originally, things would be sort of transported in. We're not going to always forget that it does come from people in blue. But if we go to the other side, it does come from family through visits. And they start to get a little bit more inventive over the years that have come through, depending what they're trying to get in. Back in the day, one of the biggest things were mobile phones. And these mobile phones were the same sizes, you know, your car key and things like that. And so those things would get, you know, secreted internally on people or in pockets and things like that. Or they get thrown over the fence in the inside of tennis ball. But now, as you know, times of developed phones are a lot bigger. So they're a lot harder to get inside. So that was one of the things that people would use in tennis balls. And one of those dogfrollers was one of those things that they used to use. And that would go like an unbelievable, you know, amount of distance, especially when it's wrapped in, you know, the old electrical tape that we used to use as well.

36:31Yeah, yeah. And so those things would go in an unbelievable distance. But as times go on, we've found people, you know, if during a visit they have a chip packet. The visitor would take it out of their pocket, put it inside the chip packet. Then the innmate would take it out of the chip packet and put it in their mouth. And they would swallow it and then regurgitate it back when they finished their visit. What's the main thing that is, is in demand in there right now? I know we had a guy, probably this time last year, those strips, which is sort of like a, it's a, no. Yeah, yes. Those strips are worth thousands and thousands of dollars, which is sort of like a, it's like an old paper. It's like an opioid, like a method of situation. Yeah, look at it. And they last a long time. What is the most in demand thing in their now or the problem? At the moment, because it's always been a little bit on both sides where the view for more seeing strips on the outside, they're probably, you know, $30 a strip or something like that. But on the inside, yeah, they are quite a considerable amount of money.

37:31And there is a good heart. There is a strip. Yeah. You could pack 50 to 100 of them and nobody even know we've just picked this up a credit card. Yep. And things like that. And the black market on that is huge. And it's, it's put it so hard to detect because it's like those, do you remember those things you put on your tongue? They're like a mint. Yeah, yeah. And then it would be a wafer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of those is exactly the same. And so it's hard to detect, it's hard to find, it's hard to see. It's hard to find a way to find a way with two millimetres squares, and they sell that off and, yeah. That's one of the biggest things in demand. But at the same time, communication is always going to be the biggest thing in demand for these guys. So, SIM cards, mobile phones, you know, things like that, but even the drug system. We've always found steroids and things like that. And maybe textiles are the big thing now. So, you never know. Oh, Jesus. Can I ask you this? How are people charging the phones? That's fascinating to me, because is it sort of single use and then they run out of battery and they just get rid of it? Sometimes they will get the charging cord implemented and thrown over the fence as well.

38:34As for the adapters a little bit different, they become quite inventive. And as you've probably heard about boil up kits and how they can boil water, it's the same way that they can charge anything to be honest. Just two prongs coming out of an electrical point and things like that as well. Like if they use their brains for good, some of these guys would be great inventors and things like that as well. Yeah, all the other sort of it, they'll be in Long Bay. Hey mate, I'll ask you this. I'll ask you this. We got to ask you this. This is a serious question. Are they listening to radio in there? Yes. Is there a radio? Is the radio want to like a whole like out on a loudspeaker situation? Or they got individual ones? And if they are, what are they listening to? And please tell me it's triveling. They're allowed to buy their own personal radios and they can also have walkmans and things like that. That old style walkman or you know, little transistors radios with headphones. Yeah, they're all allowed to purchase one. We don't have like a loudspeaker system because obviously the noise for the public that I want to hear especially places like Parkley. You know, people around Parkley, they're right on the border of the fences. I don't want to hear them. Not that.

39:35Kids and that should be noise. But that looks like a chip lane noise pollution or anything. But yeah, you know what we're doing. That's what we're going to do. Alright, can we go out there? I think Kat, it'd be great for you as well. I've been out there a few times. Would you know you've been in and out and around there? I think it'd be great for the three of us to go out there. You go and see the officers and the wardens and the bright squad and all that. But you've got to promise this one thing. Make sure all the radios are on both cat and woods. You tripling breakfast. What are we not doing kissers and many more? No, no, no, there's sheep sunk. There's sheep sunk, mate. I do like the thought of a really hard and criminal listening to smooth. I've been thinking about you. I hate the therapy. I like it. Yeah, you can go and tell them I buy and get baby shark. Oh, that's true. Hey, look, we will, we will. We'll do that out and come out and see you and we'll also see the people out there that you know, I see the community. Yeah, come and have a chat. We'll come and have a chat. Make sure you put on triple end for us. 100%. There you go. We are here live at the launch for the finals and I've been hearing about this bloke so much through wood.

40:36So you should be one of the great, one of the great swords, not just great road belief players. Have a look at it. That's good all back. It was so funny. So last year I was doing my hottest team list, you know, and he, the pressure I got from him going, my mate, sorry, put him in. He's in my list. Well, it's actually just great. He's not even in the top 20 this year from that roasty bloke. Are you kidding? I don't know. No, no, no. Come on, mate. We know what you are. I mean, you look better, mate. You look absolutely fantastic. You didn't play last weekend against the Tigers, you're a little bit of a rest. Do you ever get sick of winning? Because it's sickening at the moment. You win every week. Another minor premiership and you're going in probably as a massive favourites for this competition. Yeah, mate. It's like, first and foremost, like we're very happy and very grateful to be in this position. Again, obviously, like you just touched on my ads and some success over the last few years. And yeah, we're just very lucky. We've got a group that's still just as hungry, just as motivated.

41:36And there's absolutely nothing better than lifting the trophy at the end of the year. So that's what we want to do. Because you guys technically have been getting pilfered like every year since you won the first premiership together as a group. And it seems like it doesn't matter. No matter who you lose, who you get back in, you're just on a roll. What would you say attributes? So that is at the mateship or is it just clearies what's happening like the Ivan Cleary on the fix? Yeah, big time. I think you just took the words on my mouth, Kat. Just Ivan Cleary just built such an incredible culture there. And like a culture that everyone just buys into. And as you've said, it comes with success with having a great culture. Obviously, everyone's so close out there and all the best of mates and absolutely love turning up every single day and coming to work. So I'm sure that has a lot to do with it. But then again, we love winning as well. So hopefully we can do that in the next few weeks. Love your hair cut. Thanks, thanks. Now we go to the same barber. What's happened is, sometimes people get haircuts to suit their hair as in to make it

42:41look like they got hair to save their hair line. Right? You know who I'm talking about. But there's a couple of guys in your team that need to do that, right? One was just come back on the weekends. Yes. But he's opening it. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty open to it. But I know you're thinking of spring balance just covers everything anyway. That's right. It's pretty hot. But do you ever walk past those ayyonga? Maybe you just should skin it. It's definitely got to toss it up. But what do you say to that man? Yeah, it's something that you're obviously already knows. But yeah, it's something we take the piss out and take the Mickey out of each other a little bit. He gets on the front foot about it. Yeah, he does. That's what you got to do. That's what you got to do. Absolutely. You just accept it. Now, are you going to still live in Cranella and play for Perth? Because you were so cool. You were pretty happy. Now, I worked it out on the way here. It's a five hour flight. Yeah. Right. But if you've got training on Monday morning and you've got to be in there at 7am because now what's your early? Yeah. You have to leave first day night. So have you planned that? Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out. Because why would you leave Cranella, man?

43:42Oh, I would be pretty happy there. Yeah, it's a great spot. It's a great spot, but it's a long drive. Yeah, so I'll moan up the thing about it. There are beaches and too bad, man. Well, if I was going to trade from going to Cranella, like over to Perth, it's a beautiful spot and got some pretty incredible beaches there too. So I'd be pretty happy to move. Let me ask you this, Sorrow. We are doing a triple M1000. So a thousand greatest songs of all time. We want to add to it for you what is the greatest song of all time in your opinion, any genre? He loves Acorn. Oh, I don't think I've ever gotten. I don't think I've ever gotten. Yeah, we do enjoy a bit Acorn. Yeah. You all like me. I love Acorn. Yeah, we know. We know. Oh, he's a bonus point for us. He's name. Probably have to go one of the best songs, probably in excess. Teres apart. Oh, that's a crap song. That's a crap song. They're telling us we're going to go brother. We ate. Good luck over there. Thanks for having us. Get another leadership. Yeah, sounds good. Thank you guys. Appreciate your time. Watch all the best bits of Bow Ryan, Cad and Woodsie on Instagram.

44:45Follow and triple M Instagram. What's your kids, Arangels? Really? What makes you say that? Buster Coco. I actually don't know a lot about Mac. Oh, yeah. No. Mac is like the odd one out of the family. Oh, he's just. I filled you. Yes. He's the genius. He's the genius. I wouldn't say genius. He's the repback of the family. Like sheep. He makes more job harder. Well, he is only two. Yeah, but then listen. He's only two. No, he's no comprehendo in that head of his. I'm trying to do one. The head isn't off. Is he? Well, we had this little problem the other day. So I've had a. So Sarah goes to work in the afternoon. She's a personal trainer. She goes and does the training classes. So then I've got to do the dinners and I've got to do the showers. And there's one particular evening. I had to do Coco's washer hair. And you know what it's like. Tracking. I try to get the knots out of the family. So she had swimming lessons early. That's what I was going to do. I was going to do the shower. I was going to do the shower. I was going to do the shower. I was going to do the shower. So she had swimming lessons earlier that day. So it was all Florida. Yeah, it's all tangled. So I got the boys in first boom I didn't want to get into shower. Then get them in now they don't want to get out of the shower because I wasn't

45:48vaisarian there. Finally drag them out. They get out. So now it turned to have one with cocoa because I got to wash their hair. Shen Poo conditioner. Shen Poo again. And then you've got to get the com and you've got to say that. That takes a long time. And it's a process that took about ten minutes. Meanwhile pretty good ten minutes was a long time when you were in there, but I mean, you know, you just pull down that comb, mate. And I'm getting in trouble for doing too hard. But the boy is outside. Buster, I can trust. He's just playing with these toys, playing with these wrestling figurines, very quiet. He's good. The other one scares me when he's very quiet. Because normally, if they're arguing, I know they're together because Max annoying him. But if there's quiet, one of them is there's danger. Are you let a Buster bust? What are you doing? He goes just playing with the rest of the toys, dad. Go, where's Mack? I don't know. Oh boy. And when he says, I don't know, and it's very quiet, I start to pet him. Stop dropping roll. The pet. So I finish up, I'm doing quickly. I turn the shower off. And as I come out of the shower, right in the laundry, I almost slip on my back side because I look in there. Running man.

46:49I've got a 9 kilo tub of Omo washing detergent. 9 kilo tub. 9 kilo, the one from Costco. I'm going to Costco. I'm going to Costco. I've got a subscription there. So we got it from there. I almost slip on my ass. I have a look inside this Omo thing. Half of the 9 kilo tub has been taken out. And as I turn to my right on the little step ladder that goes into the wash machine, he's Mack with all this powder all over him. And in the wash machine, looking like a little Pablo. I turn him on, turn him. Oh, that's nice. Nice. Oh, nice. He's like a little bam, bam, being able to lift that 9 kilo. That's insane. He's a croissant. He's everything. Oh, mate. And you're going to use his brain. Actually, he's called his sister's teapot set and used the teapot to dig it in and carry it out of the bowl into the wash machine. He is a little genius. Told you to smile. Yeah. I could have threw him in the wash machine. I'll tell you what. So he has, that is my, to be very clear. It doesn't sound that bad, right? For people who don't have, but it wasn't a full load of washing. Yeah, there's no water in this. Two shirts and a pair of shorts.

47:50So that was just going straight through those little holes in the wash machine. You need a new wash machine. That's a problem. And you've got to remember guys, only a couple of months ago I told you, I broke my old wash machine trying to fix it. So that is a brand new wash machine. Yeah, you're going to get back to the new wash machine. You're in the shell that long. You probably have time, mate. I thought I'd only do that job. No, I found out. Before he was helping, but he was just getting into mischief. This looks to me, but he looks to me. He goes, Dad, on. Yep. Helping clean that clean. Yes. Yeah, clean that mate. There's two shirts in there, brother. That's cost you all your time to yourself. As I said, you almost chucked him in there and put the lid down. I thought, I'd be where will they learn? Oh, hair also, I got a hair back. Yeah, exactly right. I had it on extra spin. Does this get, does this remind you of someone's in here? Does it, do your kids do things like this? Oh, mate. They knock things over that are expensive and point at their sister. Do they come up and over to you and grab you, you watched you said that you got for a present and they hide it and they put it under water when you set us on waterproof. Oh, jeez. One triple three five three, Sydney. What is your kid done? And this is anywhere. What have they gotten into?

48:50What have they done? It could have cost you a fortune. Felicity's called up. Welcome to the show Felicity. Good morning, guys. How are you? Good. I'm feeling sad for what's in. We're feeling sad. I feel your pain. Do you? I do. I have a small child, right? That phylantism golden, it means suspicion and usually requires an investigation. Yes. I busted my then three-year-old son putting gravy powder in the washing machine. Oh, with a load on, Rose. You know, but he attempted to start it and off it went. And it wasn't the cheap gravy either. It was the, you know, the Medge gravy that the chip shop's had, the chip iron, you know. Oh, it wasn't the grey box. No, it wasn't the grey box. It was the chip shop gravy that comes in the chip. Oh, no. That would have been Rankin, the washing machine too. How did you even get that out? No. Let's just say we let that go to God. Yeah. You know what Felicity, the washing machine was ruined,

49:51but jeez, a clothes taste girl. Ooh. Good idea. That's what we're doing. I can see the funny side of it now. You can at the time. At the time. Yeah, furious. Lot of rage. Good on you Felicity. That's what we're talking about. Ryan. Good morning, Ryan. Yeah, guys, how are you? Good. Well, we're getting there. It's two for one Tuesday. That's even. Be sure to this. What's happened to your kids? I'm a bit like, would you? I've got a, two boys and eight and a four-year-old at the farm. When the little old time on my own, and the little one comes out of the toilet, he's like, Dad, I've had a bit of an accident. No, I don't. So I've got in the toilet to have a look. And his mate is to pull his brother's brand new electric toothbrush and clean all the skid marks out of the toilet. Oh! Oh, yes! Thanks for listening to the Bo Ryan Cat and Woodsy podcast. Thanks to Chemist Warehouse. Shop half-priced vitamins now at Chemist Warehouse. Trouble and rappers. Bo Ryan, Cat and Woodsy.