Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

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2:03They whooped you? No, they didn't whooped me, but that's not a crazy here, but I got two intense as I usually do. I was like jeannie during scrabble and I slipped a disc. In your back? I thought that was like a joke. People really don't slip the disc. No, I slipped, I slipped the disc and then like kept playing because I'm not losing as fucking old guys. So I was looking at desks because desks support me on the side lines and I was like I think I threw out my back and he's like you want to stop and I'm like I'm not I'm not gonna fucking stop. There could be like a chill in the air and I'm like I think we should stop. So you were talking about people who always think they're sick. What's that called again? Hypocondriac. I'm the opposite of that where people are like you're your arm is falling off and I'm like I'm fine. Yeah. When I'm working I'm like I'm fine. Yeah you don't eat you don't sleep. No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch.

3:04But anything with that money involved? It's hard to get you out of bed. Well because of what's the point? I was actually trying to explain to someone I was like page is such a hard worker except for certain things you can't get her except for when she's not. Now you're such a hard worker when you decide to be. Yeah when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it I'll do it but if I find it frivolous I'm like what's the point? Where I have like a whole deep inside that will never be fulfilled that like anything I do I need to like overachieve to make someone be like she's worthy of existing. But anyway happy Friday you guys. How exciting. So Sunday mean you were going to the US open. Oh. Oh can you not go? This is a bad time to say that I actually can't go. Well I have to go to Venice Italy. You're hearing it first here. Wait you've literally moved

4:08this plane ride so many times. So many times. See you've to leave on. I was supposed to leave on Monday but it couldn't like get I'm sorry I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight so then I had to move it till to Sunday the day before so now I'm going Sunday evening. I guess I have to go with this. I don't mind I'm so sorry. You know I don't like having public appearances with my husband. I know Kitty almost just turned off my recorder she's like not pod this morning. I just want to apologize to the gigalors because I posted on my Instagram story I got bangs and people lost. People were nervous. People definitely DM me and they're like okay we're gonna like we're just gonna sit and wait and watch and I got bangs because I'm going to the Venice film festival and I'm not showing up. I'm not showing up in Venice Italy with no bangs. I'll look stupid if I don't have bangs but then I realized I posted bangs and then I saw this

5:14like Dali part and thing and so I posted that and then I realized I posted bangs and then an inspirational quote and that was on me. Wait so people were actually worried in your DMs. So people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote they did a remessage and they said oh yeah yeah someone's gone. I got trickled I got a trickle effect of that because I got a couple hey is Paige okay has she been acting weird today anything going on but my thing is we're never okay so I wasn't worried about you I was like we've been going through it. I didn't even think about it for a second because here's the thing when other girls cut bangs I'm like oh you should check out your friend like they need a hair change when I cut bangs it's it's a difficult yeah it's well look you also I'm not trying to brag about you but like your face shape can handle a lot if I cut bangs like that was multiple bad decisions in a row. This for you was just yeah like a you are whimsical I had the time wait where are the bangs right

6:18now oh well they're like wait bangs are so scary I'm so scared this is like I slept in a button so they're like that's like my sleep paralysis. Are you keeping it after Venice or is this like purely but yeah I can't just like then grow them back immediately. I don't know what glamorous people do. Here's the thing bangs are so fall they are fall. I saw we do want to say anything about Venice. Oh I'm going to the Venice Film Festival with our Monty. A body. I'm doing my fitting today so I don't know what I don't know what I'm wearing to the Venice Film Festival because I think they tell me like they say this is what you're wearing so I get to see it today so I'm a little bit nervous. I'm excited for you also like I feel like you like living Italy now

7:18it's like your second home. No me and Josephina are about to go on like the most romantic vacation Josephine's going. Josephine's in Copenhagen right now for her birthday and she's going to meet me there. Well you guys don't understand the lore but time Josephine who's Paige's number one favorite assistant who somehow travels more than Paige. Okay listen to this I had I recorded Morgan Stewart's podcast on Wednesday Josephine is supposed to meet me at the podcast. Something comes up classic. Something comes up Josephine can't meet me at the podcast. So she had to give me she was giving me a gift to give to Morgan like she had the gift so I was like she was like oh I can't bring the gift to Morgan like she had to go do something else so I said oh call Emma. Emma is works at Daphne she runs all of the social media. I said call Emma give it to Emma Emma will meet me at Morgan Stewart. Great. I get to Morgan Stewart the girl comes down to like get me

8:23and she's like is anyone coming with you and I was like oh my assistant's coming and I was like actually she's not really my assistant. She's kind of like a second assistant because she works for Daphne but she's filling in for my assistant and the girls just like staring at me and I go I'm so sorry that I just sounded like Miranda Priestley that like my first assistant is an incubus of the plague and on my second assistant has said fill in she was an aware of the juice wait it's giving less cold trees since the guy was like are you guys summer house and I'm like it's actually a lot more complicated than that. I was like she woke up she had something medical she was really nervous about it and I was like oh so I don't like calling anyone assistant. Me neither I find it rude. I feel like calling someone an assistant is rude like you're my producer. I'm like you don't get it she's like my sounding board. She's my sister she's my other half she's my my Charmin of getting stuff done. No Josephine is funny because like sometimes someone will say something to

9:27me and she will not say something in the moment because she'll feel like it's unprofessional but then like like a child on a playground she'll corner me and she'll be like can I talk to you for a second? And then she'll say her opinion on something that did just happen she's like I'm just looking out for you. That's very president that's very president you know how like in all the movies about presidents they'll be like so can I speak to you for a second? Yeah she's like page can I I don't think they have the ear best interest at heart and I don't think you should I should listen to them and what they want you to do is stupid. But it's funny because her and Emma are both Gen Z so like if we're on a Daphne photo shoot I call them Gen Z minions because they'll be in the corner facing each other just that'll be in a documentary one day. I'd like the other day we were at a Daphne photo shoot and I just saw the two of them like facing each other talking and I can never hear what they're saying. Gen Z does have a tone like it's very soft. They're like and they

10:31like walk together away I'm like what are they? I'll see you guys know I identify as Gen Z and I don't want to lose our like amazing Gen Z following. Who's the guy that went on the moon? Why was I going to say Louis Armstrong? Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong. He took one picture Josephine and Emma took 8,000 pictures at one Daphne photo shoot and there's not the photographer by the way. Certainly not. They're sitting on the couch and they go oh my god I got so many good pictures. I love my Gen Z girls but like when I come on and I'm like I slept at the disc and you're like talking about your Gen Z minions and I'm like I don't want to lose the connection with them. No I don't. Because I love them so much. Also there was like this like we get new gigglers all the time and they message me and tell me like how they discovered the pod whatever and this guy was so funny he was like hey I'm gay and I love the pod I have an incredible idea and I was like what is it

11:35and he was like you should call the gigglers who were gay gigglers and I was like babe are you a time traveler from 2020 we've been doing that. I go you're gonna lose your fucking mind. You haven't hit that episode yet but we you were 100 we're on the same page baby um shout out to our gigglers. Remember the segment get a g going get a g going it's still in the works like it's gonna happen. Oh speaking of gigg going let's do our first gigg going um Blakely Thornton message me the funniest thing because we were gossiping about something and there was someone who he didn't want to see and someone was like do you want to meet them and he said I'm so sorry I don't have a bandwidth right now and I think we have to bring that into the fall. Just like for any reason I'm so sorry I don't have the bandwidth right now because I'm what are you saying back to that. If you don't follow Blakely on tiktok he does like dissertation on just like pop culture but like

12:40typically his takes are like always what you're thinking in your head he just like says it in a sassy or funny way. He's like a weird genius. He's like a weird genius and then the way he ends his videos every time I just think it's so good like well the credits. He's straight in college and played um football. He who yeah his lore is insane and he was in tech he grew up in Texas like that wasn't oh my god. Like give that a fucking movie. Does and I have officially become the crazy old couple at the restaurant. Tell. So we go to a diner. We're in our and we're in our element. Like you should stop and I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there. What time did you go to the diner? So at 9.30am we thought we could go. Oh breakfast. Oh breakfast. Sorry I thought you were doing like early bird special 4.30pm. We would do that

13:43as well. Joe makes me eat by 5pm. Is that like a metabolism thing? I think it's like an old I feel like it's like an old person thing. He's like well why would we eat late where we could get the new you'd have dinner again at 8. Well then that's what happens to me. Then I'm in bed by 8.30 and by the time 9.30 rolls around. I'm like well I'm gonna have at least two bowls of cereal to sustain. And he's like not a big snacker and you're a snacker which creates more tension than an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay so you're at the diner. So we're at the diner and we're getting the booth and we're feeling ourselves like we're like oh we're about to pot it. And the lady comes the waitress and she's like um do you want coffee and look this is not a place where they have old milk lattes. Right. Know your audience. But I have to at least ask. I'm like all of a nice coffee. Do you have any other what kind of milk do you have? That's how I tried to be cool about it. And she was like I got a whole scam. So I go I'll have a scam. Desk goes scam. Immediately I'm like okay he's chosen to fight in front of the waitress. So I go

14:47yeah I said scam. I said scam. He goes why would you get scum and I go I don't know I don't because it's like less than home like and he's like it's just get a whole milk. It's not a lot to you and I'm putting the whole so by the way we're ready talking too much. Like the lady already is like I have other people to deal with. What is skim milk? Because in my great question like we can't get into this in front of the waitress right now. Like this is a great conversation to have not in this moment. But I'm I look at him because I'm getting older. I don't care if people think about me and I go babe whole milk is going to give me a stomach ache all day and skim milk I'm thinking in my head even though I don't know I'm not scientists might not hurt my stomach is bad. He goes how much milk are you actually putting into it? You're not putting enough to make your stomach hurt. My jitha lady's just standing there and I go can I just get skim milk if I want to get skim milk? And now we start laughing because we realize that now we're respectful. Here's like I've become that couple. Yeah and we look at her and she starts laughing and then this is so old person thing to do.

15:50And if you're wearing those sunglasses they think you have glaucoma and you're also 85. And we get her involved and go what do you think? And then she's like get me the fuck out of this restaurant. I don't want to be here right now. So then I'm like fine I'll have home milk and if something happens to me we've all had witnesses now that this is your fault. In my head skim milk is whole milk they've just skimmed off the top. They've literally just gone just a little bit. I think I grew up in a skim milk home. I grew up in a milk man home like our milk got delivered to us and oh that's cool. And I'm pretty sure we were a 2% family growing up. Yeah 2% is a good medium. We did occasionally get like chocolate milk from a milk man. The best. No like that would have been the best. That is like yeah and like we get eggnog during Christmas and stuff. Wait so would you end up getting skimmer home? I got hold and I actually don't remember what happened.

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22:01tied evo has definitely earned a spot in my laundry routine. Whether my clothes have a stain or not, I'm using tied evo. Try the new tied evo super concentrated laundry detergent today. I hand a burner to myself last night. That could mean so many. I ordered a large cheese pizza just for my summer. I was like tell me the details. Tell me it slowly. So I was like by myself and I was like what is a girl to do when she's by herself? And so I go on Netflix and I'm like perfect. A new husband, murder, wife, document or anything. I'm supposed to watch that but does this making me watch some scripted thing right now? Hannah? Lucy. Is it good? No I'm going to cancel my plans today to just watch it. Cancel your plans. It's it's so good because it's so like if there's a pastor involved, shit's going down. It's so text book that like they met this girl with 16. He groomed

23:07her for 15 years basically. He essentially put her brain into like a psychosis. It's just so good but I just want to say one thing that scared the fuck out of me when I was watching it. This all happens in the state of South Carolina. In the state of South Carolina, if you're married and you go to the police and you say my husband is harassing me, stalking me, doing weird shit to me, they say impossible because that's your husband. It was so scared and it ultimately is why the ending of this documentary is the ending of this documentary. And that's why the discourse is so problematic right now regarding like tradwives and being like my husband is what I'm not going to into it now. But we have to give you the woman of some of the week. Even though you know I don't like when you're in the comments. I don't like when you're in the drama. But you you want the internet this week?

24:14You want it? You want it? I did something a little atypical for myself. I rarely will I love the drama online. I loved looking at the comments of the Callaway thing. I rarely will put in my two cents on the internet because I have a podcast. You're not getting in the ring. No honey, I have my own personal forum. Why would I hang out with you guys when I can talk to the girls on my own? You don't want to get in the mud with pigs. When it comes to domestic violence and I'm I actually this is like me nitpicking things. It's not like I don't like when people call it DV because they think it like minimizes it. It's domestic violence. The word is violence. When they did the commercial, the domestic violence commercial and then he the CEO did the apology. I like read the apology and rarely when people are getting canceled am I chiming in.

25:14But like as someone who has been through domestic violence, I like physically can't stay quiet. So I'm reading the apology not one time. Does it mention like women? Does it mention like we're going to donate to domestic violence. We're going to help this. We're going to help that. So I just commented crazy apology to like not mention women chip. And also because the guy's name was chip. And like that. Well, that was written for it. Like that was written for you. That was called chip. And I'm not going to address it. Also, we all know that a man named chip has never given an actual apology in his life. Well, I would assume that a man named chip is short for something. What is your real name Charles? You're a CEO of a major company. Your CEO, your name is Charles. Your name is Charles. Okay. So I had to acknowledge chip. Immediately when I commented, I'm getting flooded with men commenting. And I'm like not really looking because again, like I'm not going to argue with them. Yeah. I saw two particular comments that I thought I could say something funny

26:20back. So I could say something really funny back. The first guy comments out at me and he goes, do you even play golf? And in my head, I thought I could comment back and say no, but I have been beat up by a man. And I thought I thought too harsh, too dark page. Keep it to yourself. I saw the next comment. Man said describe a woman. So I commented back at him because it instantly came to my brain. And I said, a person that you rarely interact with silence, a deafening silence from him, not a comment, not a like he quite possibly could have deleted his Instagram. When I tell you I ate down with that, it was Thanksgiving dinner in my bed when I was reading that comment. So I think I was like playing tennis with some 70 year old men. And I get on the phone, go on TikTok. And someone's like, Pace of Sorbo is in the comments. And I'm like, oh no, oh no. What is she? I leave her for two hours. What has she been up to? And I, I'm just like,

27:27I'm just really proud of you. Thank you. I'm really proud of you because it takes strength. It takes bravery. This is like a situation that I felt completely fine commenting on because it's been through it. And as someone who went through domestic violence at 1920 and didn't speak about it for probably like almost a decade, I feel very passionate about talking about it now that I'm 33 years old and like so much more of an adult. And I think part of the reason that I didn't want to talk about it when I was in my 20s was because I don't like the word ashamed because I wasn't like ashamed of it. It was more embarrassing. I was like, oh my god, everyone's going to think I'm stupid because I allowed my brain to get manipulated by this insane person. And so I, and I never wanted to be seen as stupid. That was like my insecurity from childhood to 25. Like I don't want you to think

28:28I'm stupid because I'm not stupid. And so I think that's why I never really wanted to talk about it. But now it's so relevant because it's 2026. And if I see one more man comment like, oh, but you didn't care when it was like a football commercial 15 years ago. And it's like, okay, well 15 years ago, most of these people were children. So why would they care? And also a football commercial, you're tackling in football. Tackling Betty White is a comedic joke. Like obviously it's not realistic. What they showed in that commercial was something that like actually happens. No one's tackling grandma's on a football field. And like all the men being like, oh my god, our world is so soft. The only thing soft is your small penis. Like please shut the fuck up. If you're a woman and you are in a relationship and your boyfriend or fiance or husband was like, get over it. I'm not saying leave him like, oh my god, he's going to hit you at some point in your

29:34life. Make a mental note of it though, because there will be something after this that he says that actually does scare you because his baseline for this event is get over it. I would be scared. Oh, 100% because also what is he protecting? Not women. His friends who like think it's funny. Like if they think that's funny, then they would be okay with their daughter being somewhere and their daughter getting tackled. They don't look at you the way they would look at someone who's like related to them or a daughter. Like it's very different. Like you have to be aware. So when your boyfriend's or husband's are saying like, get over it, you might not think it now. But something could happen later. And you're going to think back to this moment when he said, it's not, it's not big of a deal. It's supposed to be a funny joke. Okay. Well, we'll see if anything ever happens to like someone you're related to. And then will it be a funny joke? Like I really, I have zero tolerance

30:38for domestic violence. I have zero tolerance. Zero tolerance policy. I have zero tolerance for men getting too drunk and they accidentally like, I've had multiple relationships where men have gotten too drunk and have done like, they didn't hit me. But they were right there to do something. I don't fuck around with men yelling at women. I don't fuck around with that at 33 years old. No. And I co-sign everything you just said, we can I go say one other thing. There's this comic Ella Orlando who I love. And she has this joke about men who finally have daughters. And I'm going to butcher it. But she's basically like, I have daughters now and I didn't realize, do you know women are people too? And it's like, it shouldn't be like, imagine when you have a daughter one day, you shouldn't have to have a daughter to understand empathy towards women. I want us to like have faith in men because we're straight girls in this life. So like, I want to have positivity

31:39towards it. One thing that helps me is when I see horrible comments of men being like, okay, so like, we can't joke anymore. I always click on the profile to be like, okay, this isn't like a real person. Like smart. It's not like someone I never even get to be in a room with. 800%. So I click on it. I see a lot of time. It's like 14 year olds. Yeah. If that person walked up to you on the street, you'd be like, no, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. I don't know what's about to happen, but no, thank you. I don't want to be a part of whatever is about to happen. Thank you for being so vulnerable and speaking about. No, my pleasure. No, because it's really, it's not funny. Like domestic violence can happen to anyone at any time. Like, it can happen to men too. Like, well, it's interesting what you said about like feeling embarrassed or like feeling like you're not smart when as someone who's been in narcissistic relationships. Yeah. These men tend to go for strong, smart, independent women because deep down that's what they want to be.

32:46As a domestic violence survivor, if they showed me that, if they showed me that video and I said, it's okay, it's funny. Okay. But no one who has ever been in a domestic violence situation would see that and be like, that's okay, because it sends the wrong fucking message. I don't care if it was like a parody of a movie. No, it wasn't a good one. So no one even correlated that. And it, young kids are watching this, these guys who aren't professional athletes play. So you're telling all these like 12 year old boys and 15 year old kids that like, yeah, you can push a girl to the ground. That's when it starts. You cannot tell them that. They are idiots. They will think that's okay. They will have this. The morning pods really get crazy. I love the morning pods. I did not expect you going to domestic violence. Do you ever listen not to get to it even more, but do you remember men being like, I would never hit a woman. And I'm like, the fact you have to say that's fucking crazy.

33:48It's just like the same. It's just not all men. Okay. Well, if you aren't, then three people you know are. So who are they? I don't have the bandwidth for them. The bandwidth. No, I don't have the bandwidth for men that I personally don't like. I don't have the bandwidth for it. I have three women of STEM of the week. Okay. Buckle the fuck up. Okay. So you ever have a reservation to a restaurant and you're like, can I add one more? And they're like, no. Yeah, that's insane. Okay. Especially if it's like five or six. It's around table. I'm like, who are you just squeeze one more? And like, you don't want to be a bitch to your friend and be like, thank you. Yeah, I'm adding one more. I've one more. Yeah, I'm adding them. I'm not even telling. I'm sorry. So I'm so done. I had a reservation in somewhere in the Hamptons and it was for our family plus the two kids. And they had availability for six, but not for eight. So I'm like, I'm booking six. And then coming in and

34:51being like, I didn't know I had a book for two kids. Yeah. So I showed up with two toddlers. And they were like, it was for six. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let's find a toddler. Two toddlers is actually a teenager. So it's like half a person. And everything worked out, but like I wouldn't have been able to book the reservation if I clicked eight. But they clearly just like, so you're the woman in STEM. No, no, no, no, no, she's the side example. The woman in STEM is Gabby Webster on TikTok. She faked a friend like surprising her from like college or something. Like they made this big thing where she was like, oh my god, Stephanie. And they had this big like, she's like, get her. They're filming it. They were like, how did you even how long was the flight? No, I'm up fast. So she is up there. Um, when we're starting with the week number two,

35:54Bianca Adler DMs me. And she's like, hey, I'm a giggler. Um, I still want you to know I love giggler squad. I listened to it. I currently listened to it. I feel like Bianca is like, I'm actually junior class president. And I really should be senior class president. But I don't have the band with because I'm taking seven AP glasses. Listen to what Bianca did. She goes, I was listening to giggler squad. Um, I'm Australian. So of course, I'm like, okay, cool. She goes, when I climbed Mount Everest. So I go to her page and like, she's the youngest woman or the youngest Australian period to climb Mount Everest. And she didn't tell me she'd be giggling. We have to be stopped. No, we have to be stopped. What are we injecting in these people's veins? Real accomplished people are like listening to us. Don't listen to us. No, I'm actually going to cry. That's so,

36:54that's so powerful. Wait, I almost cried last time you're crying this pod. I actually have been crying like all week. Okay. Like good or bad things are both. Both. Like I'll see a come like I'll see a TikTok. And it's like, my dad, they went, we went out to lunch and I'm like, that's beautiful. Like, I'm really I'm getting my period. But for whatever reason, I'm very cry. This thing. I did cry. There was the first video I saw this morning was like this kid. I think it was in Venezuela. And it was, it was like eight years old. And it was his first ever birthday party. And I started crying. And everyone was singing for him. And then they were hooking him. And I was like, I was like, kindness goes so far. Actually, you know what I cried at? Someone said title list randomly at the same time. Like they had put out an ad, but their ad, it was a dad leaving a voicemail on his daughter's phone. And like the visual was them on the golf course together. And it was like, Hey, Jill, I know you're really busy. So I just wanted to say thank you

37:57for taking time to golf with your dad that was we had so much fun. I was like, no, I'm crying. No, I can't. I'm crying. Also shout out to Gary and Dan for being such incredible dads. If any boy looked at me the wrong way, like, my I want someone to go up to my dad and say, actually, I think that ad was funny. And everyone's too soft. Okay. You know what I really, you know, those videos on TikTok where people are like, if you want to get to me, like if you like do something to me, you have to answer to my dad. And it's like usually like dad's being like, this is my bird collection. No, you don't fuck with our dad. No, my dad will jump off of a roof. Aren't you your fucking neck? Okay. My dad is of a different breed. Also speaking of dads, there's a girl right now, Kinsley Rasmus. What a fucking name. Who's currently, she's the daughter

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44:18Now available in Canada and the UK too, that's q-u-i-n-c-e.com slash giggly. Met the baseball team. Oh, so Mr. Met is their mascot and you know what? What is a Met? I think Metropolitan. Oh, it's like the Nicarbockers, the Nix. Right, right. But I don't, again, like they're not the men are not great at like picking team. You know what's crazy that there's no team that's like the horses. Like, sorry, Texas is right there guys. I know. The Horde like in horses. What about a Pegasus? Yeah, like where's the whimsy? What about a unicorn? What about a mermaid?

45:23I just feel shocked that like when they were coming up with all of them, it was like actually bison. No, no, no, it's like if you want to see whimsy look at how women are naming nail colors. Yeah. Let's put 1% of the energy into naming the mascots of teams or just naming their children. The women are so creative, so creative. So Mrs. Met shows up and the joke with Mrs. Met is they're the big baseball heads. Yes, she looks just like Mr. Met, but with a donk. Because I guess they couldn't like put her in a skirt because she's like wearing a baseball uniform. So like we have to give her Kimberly Kardashian's butt. She has the most amazing butt. Like to the point that like people are physically attracted to Mrs. Met. Like you can't not look at her and be like, okay, that's hot. So Mrs. Met is now the first female mascot to be inducted in the mascot Hall of Fame. There's a mascot Hall of Fame. Apparently. Where? And also like wait a minute,

46:29what about the mascots that don't get into it? What did they do to not? Okay, I'm going to piss people off, but like not all mascots are equal. Yeah, look up the Penn State mascot. When I tell you like Bucky Badger, like that's Hall of Fame material, the Penn State mascot looked like someone bought something from like a Halloween website, put it on a drunk person and let them run across campus. Like not all of them. Not a quality for the quality of mascots. Today, Desbihs shop, Hillspoon is throwing the first pitch on the Irish Heritage night of the Met's game. Are you crying? And he picked like a, a, a, my period better drop today or I'll lose it. He picked a song about like just like a proud Irish heritage song. They's going to walk on to and he's been practicing. Yeah, so, but if you guys don't remember, I threw out the first pitch and I fucking nailed it. So like

47:33there's like a little tension in the household where I'm like, good luck babe, like make sure, like it's okay if you don't throw a perfect strike. That's fine. No one. No teams asked me to first be in the name of it. I feel like you could if you wanted to. I don't want to. Um, I just got a like like a real life size adult. Hannah, I can make you an ice chilate. I got a ninja like as espresso. I can make lattes as fresh. Oh, espresso, ricordado. I can make ice. I cold brew. Do you know the difference between them? It's just it's just a touch screen. I don't need to. It's crazy. You have to come over and see it. I love a touch screen. Well, because you want to know what I got it. It's in the box, right? And then in the box for like a week. My, I know that my brother is coming over in like a couple days and there's nothing my brother loves more than like someone else's new gadget that's going to either like

48:37make something to eat or like concoct some weird drinks. So I took it out of the box. I put it on the counter. I didn't like learn anything about it yet. I thought, I bet. Let me bait this rat to cheese. I bet if I put this on the counter, with the directions right next to it. I'll set it all up. So I'm sitting in the living room and I'm like, Oh my god. Did you see my new coffee machine? He goes, Yeah, really nice. And I go, Yeah, isn't it? I go, I haven't set it up yet though. And he's still in the kitchen all of a sudden. And you're like, it's probably too complicated. So don't even try. It's so easy to rage bait my brother. It's like actually, like I literally he's so easy to piss off. He's listening to this right now, punching the car. No, he is so easily manipulated. He like knows I'm saying it on purpose, but he's still can't like get over it. I'm like, I bet, you actually can't make that. You know, my brother is like obsessed with coffee when I go to his house. He's like kind of make you a real latte. Like men love that shit. Yeah. What is that with our

49:42brothers? It's like with men like barbecue and like espresso machines. I don't know what in their DNA five minutes later, I was drinking a nice iced coffee with whipped whole milk. Like, why are both our brothers tradwives? No, literally. I just realized that like my brother takes care of me. He's like, what do you want to eat? What do you need? It's actually funny because my brother and his fiance like moved into a new house and I was like at home over the weekend, like visiting them. And when I was leaving his house, I was like walking out the door and he was pushing like a wet mop. Like one of those ones you like plug in. It's never ever. Have I ever seen that? And I just looked at him and I was leaving. I go, you've changed. Or he's been trained well. Shout out to Amanda. It is funny to watch my older brother love someone more than himself. No, it's just funny to watch

50:43your sibling be like, this is my wife. It's just like such a weird, but I and I'm so happy it's Amanda. Like I will have the best sister. It's such a different love than towards you. Like it's such a different love to watch. Yeah, it's not a love of like our family. I'm like wait, you respect her. Like you have patients with her. You don't jump to conclusions. Yeah, he's completely different. I'm like she did something and I was like, oh my god Gary's gonna freak. I was like my brother's gonna freak out. And he was like, oh that's okay Amanda. And I go, I'm like, that's okay. I'm like interesting because my whole life it wasn't okay. And then when you get in your own like brother's baths, like she just steps back. She's like, this is a whole other realm that I'm not going to involve them. Well, we have like her and I have a like yeah, like he said something to her and she looked at me and I go, I got this one. I

51:49go what the fuck? You were telling me to tell me your real quick. No, we're definitely, we definitely are a family that crosses boundaries. Like there's no, like we're not a family that yeah, like like I was okay, this is a perfect example. I'm at my brother's house with Joe and my brother's fiance and we're sitting around the kitchen table. We're talking about different stuff. All the sudden my dad just appears in the home just randomly. He's there. We go how? First, where did you come from? And second, why didn't we hear what door did you use? He goes, I have my own key. Go what? So nothing's normal in our family. Like if you have a house, we're coming over. We have that house. That's our house. By the way, adding on to getting older, does and I put on a show in bed at like 830? You just said that's sorry, that's on me.

52:52I made it weird. I made that weird. No, but as in you like watching TV in bed and we were like in bed and he was like, should we just turn the TV on? And I was like, should we go fucking crazy tonight? Yeah. And look, I hate to say it's end of summer. Like I have to pack. I have shit to do. I have to get back to the city. I have you us open this weekend. I have stuff to do. And it was 830. And I was, yeah, it's 830. And I was like, I record giggly in the morning and then I head to the city. I'll have time to pack. Literally 845. He's snoozing. I can't keep my eyes open. And I, you know, when you go to, I don't know if this ever happened to you. You go to sleep knowing you have not done anything that you need to do the next day. So I woke up at 8am scared. Unch, unshoured. You know, I hate that. Greasy. Don't even know when I'm packing. And I have to pack. It's more of a story. And I don't know what I'm packing. What time are you using? What time is he

53:55usually getting in bed? Oh, I keep them outside as long as I can. You try. Yeah. You try and keep them out as well. But we're watching the show, the agency, which is on Paramount Plus with the really hot Irish guy. I forget his name, but it's like a boy show. So like I could fall asleep during it. Yeah. But it helps like good moments sometimes. But boy shows. Oh my god. And he's like, you missed, I'm like, just watch the next episode. I'm with you. Yeah. I didn't miss anything. They were explosions. Let's go. Let's go the next episode. Oh, there was a chase scene. Okay. Got it. You're like, yeah, I think I can figure out. I can infringe from there. So next week, I'm back in the city. You're back in Italy. Like seasons are changing. I'm very excited to go to Venice. I've never gone. All I've heard is that it's just like so romantic. My Nana Papa said it's their favorite place. Really? They actually might know some on Venice. They always like know a guy who like runs some restaurant that like you go to the basement. There's like special Aron Chini or something. Yeah. Josephine's so good at finding like,

55:00you would honestly love a vacation with Josephine because you're so good at finding like vintage places and like, when are we going to Italy together? You should just come with me. So we're going to have like a little girls. Wait, are you going to shop? Am I alive? Do I have a pulse? Is my heart beating? Yeah. I'm going to go to Venice and be like, I'm not contributing to your guys economy. No, it's the right thing to do when you go to someone else's hometown. It's contribute to their economy. Yeah. Yeah. Have you thought of the TikTok you're going to make when you're in the gondola? I have it. Okay. This you've worked to do. I did save two TikToks that I wanted to do with Josephine. Because as you know, you only take to talk when you're in Italy. Yeah. Because it's the only time I'm like, happy. The only time the internet can't get to me, you know, I'm like, sorry, figure out the time change. We love you guys so much. Have the best weekend ever. I know. We and we had nothing to talk about this episode, pre-usual and it's just flew by.

56:00And I'll just say what I wrote down about my Rosary breeds for Monday. Yeah. I have stuff to we didn't hit anything. We didn't we didn't have the bandwidth today. We love you guys so much. Talk to you later. Bye. Okay. Autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look going to work outfit, leading a meeting outfit, getting drinks with your friends, obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe. I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even daffness eyes. They're so cute. And I'm already envisioning my next outfit, straight leg jeans and oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag very eye just through this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Mikayla,

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