Green Out at The Fray - A New Untold Story: Ep. 515

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2:20Yeah, I think that's two cool of an area code for demoling the 515 sounds like somewhere you would go. Yeah, the heart firt of the Midwest. Yeah. It's their actual nickname down in the 515 to get some darker dick. Absolutely. I get a lot of like accusations that I've been there. I have not to wait. People are like you've been to Des Moines. Really? You had to have been. No. Not quite. Not even close, to be honest. Have you been to Iowa? I've never been to Iowa. I'm drawn to Des Moines in Iowa because of their affinity for boys wrestling, which I think is, like I said, the Lehigh Valley and then Iowa. You've talked about the leads that youth boy wrestlers have social status. Minnesota?

3:21Not even quite. They're more hockey. Des Moines, like they'll name like local bridges and omelets after high school wrestlers. Is Des Moines culturally the closest to New Placks? Not at all, dude. Des Moines has nothing. When it comes to wrestler worship. When it comes to wrestler worship, absolute. Is that where that inspiration was born? Des Moines, yeah. They go to our door, and they'll be there cheerleaders, Matt side, who know what like a Jonesy tilt is. They know the difference between a Jonesy tilt and the shin wizard. Do you know that they'll be screaming like ambiguous scoring technicalities? I didn't even know there were names to thinks that wasn't playing the mat. That's not stalling. What is your special move? Um, and don't say stalling. Hips. Hips. You always, oh, you say hips and stalling. And stalling. That was my biggest asset. Like for somebody who finds wrestling boring and then I want you to wow me and pizzazz me and you're somebody who has such a deep lexicon. And I say, what was your special move after you said a shin whizzler and

4:23you just say, hips to me. That doesn't excite me. And I think you have a pretty big audience of people that want to like what you like. And then you, the way you describe your own game is boring. I know because it was, it's the most boring thing a man can do. Like sure, like there's like the 0.01% of guys who can like actually have a dynamic offensive repertoire. But for the most part, it's simple shit that you need to succeed. What's with a single leg? What is the defense? A sprawl every wrestler that has pizzazz also has a DUI, I think, right? A lot of a lot of boys, a lot of the offensive wrestling D. Y. Yeah. Ferrari. He, oh, he does, he runs the gamut with crimes. Okay. An outlier. I wouldn't say. Okay. For Rory was the guy that had all the moves. He had all the moves. He had all the, the, the name, the criminal, the flare.

5:24Was he the guy that was always leaping? He's always doing splits. Yeah. Yeah. Very tan and jacked and loves beating. Oh, did he his opponents and who happened to be wrestlers and women? Okay. Okay. Okay. That's what it's far as I know. Okay. Right. But yeah, wrestling's huge in Iowa. Like you go to like Apple bees and it'll just be all newspaper pictures of team boys and singlets. I don't, I, I hate that I'm being such a contrarian. Like the Apple bees is like the MoMA for local gay pedophiles. They just go to look, they go look in the walls and make some hungry. Please. This is high class order a fucking one dollar margarita at least before you could beat off in the bathroom. But you, I think you've almost, it's almost like a parable, Kyle of like you've said so many places are wrestling hot beds. Oh my god, you weren't kidding. The Apple bees does promo.

6:24The bulls raised that up. Yeah. No, the wrestling's huge. And nothing is like Iowa. I said like the Lee I Valley. But that's like such like it's so close to New York and it's always co-sad that you get like a too, too much of a variety of people. But I always just pure wrestlers. Okay. Is there any names I would know? Probably not. Shout out to Southeast poke high school. Okay. But the Moina is more than that. The Moina's. That's a lot of teams. A USA child team. Right. That's something. Caitlin Clark. Big huge. Did she let the what is Jay? She might. Yeah. I'm seeing some things. She might have a bad dude. JB Dan. Yeah. I saw her get mad at the camera man. She might have bad too. What she said to the camera man. He got too close and then she went and gave him an earful. I don't know. She might have a bad. Yeah. She's been a victim of AI assing.

7:26Really? Yeah, they've been making her juicy. They've been doing that. She's plenty juicy. She's juicy enough. I want that. I want that to have. Caitlin's juicy. She's ruining the standards of juicy juicy. She's juicy enough. I want I want them to reduce juice on Kyle AI. And I want them to just increase it. I'd accept. Yeah. I'd accept the juice. And yeah, she is. Do you think she has the silky as Jay? The wetdest Jay. I think Alexa's Ren as the wetdest Jay. Wait, who's who's her? She had that J boyfriend who was always flipping into the Mediterranean. Oh, Jay. Who was always in the sea? Who's the audience for that? I think they were fucking massive. They were high in the years of vlogging and I've never even heard of Alexis Rent. It's like, oh, she was the fitness. Do is she was the original Instagram girl. Okay. He's the king for Paul Walker fans. Oh, really? Okay. He like based jumps into the hottest chick you've ever seen. Okay. And he just he's always just in water. He's always in surfing water. The most turquoise seas. Yes.

8:27He had that coconut oil video. That was the viral. I don't know that Rudy. Yeah, you do. With the way that I know what was coconut oil. Yeah, like a sex tape leak where he was just dousing someone in coconut oil. There was so much. Oh, there was candle candle wax. Yeah, there was a lot of there was a lot of coconut oil. So you do know. I know. The way he said that this is back in the day when it was just like it was Dave Portnoy, the Chive and these two. And Jen settler. Dude, I I the Chive. I just like I had never seen a Bill Murray movie. And then I would like look down upon people that didn't love Bill Murray because of the Chive. Why? He was like their logo. He was the face of the Chive. Well, he never agreed to he was like they're unofficial. You bought a chive flag. It was Bill Murray on it. Yeah, but it was like that was real comedy. It was way over cooked. It was like the old. That was the huge. Yeah, it was like a Photoshop cut out effect. Yeah, someone gave me that shirt. The Bill Murray one. Chive. Yeah. Keep common chive on. Keep common chive on that. Shout to the movie St Vincent 2014 comedy drama.

9:29And you know what? I love that movie. You knew Harvey Weinstein did it. Yeah, as you know what he did right? Cast the boy. He had Murray. And McCarthy, star alongside each other. And both were successful. Unlike the Vikings. Bill Murray. Wow. Coffee. Coffee spilled your coffee after that one. That one got me. I did not know where you're going. And it's interesting because Murray played a struggling veteran who had to babysit for McCarthy. Oh my god. They both want awards for it. So that could be a. And what was the harbinger of the season to come? So does Murray die in this movie? No, he gets canonized. That's right. He makes me say. Yes. And his next movie. I forget what it was, but he played someone who retired to Hawaii. So that could also be a harbinger.

10:29I don't know. Oh man. So the signs are all there. Signs are there. I slipped not. Fuck yeah, the first album. You're the end of them. I love slip not. I fucking they read bio a hard. They do. They really do. One of the widest next. He should be a neck idol for you. This is the lead singer or a tailor. And these are the guys that were like gas masks and pick snouts and like crowds over the sounds of industrial machinery. They don't yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it's like cool. One of the guys plays the keg. He just hits it with a bat. That's the clown. He's like secondary percussion. There's like three percussionists. They keep on booting people at the band, but yeah, I can vividly see that the T shirts. The merge one. Crazy. Yeah. I had a thermal with all the masks on it. They were culturally prominent. They were good for guys that weren't living long. They were they were they were like the trickle down from slip not to O.D. is pretty pretty severe. I think. Yeah, we've been to a slipmatch.

11:29Oh, no, I would like to do that. I haven't. Maybe fun, I think I looked into the the keyboardist slash DJ. Yeah, Sydney Sid Wilson. They just booted him out of the band. Google him. Just just the name Sid Wilson. He is a he look at this wide brim green mossy green fedora that has meticulous dirt stains on it. You know whose baby mama is? Oh, that Osborne. Kelly, he always got girl. Oh, Kelly, Osborne. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a hell of a fedora. Yeah, he's the DJ of slip. He's the DJ. He's the one who played like the the child cackling sounds. Yeah, you would do like a kid's. You would do. The shrieks. Yeah, that was me. The shrieks. I got a giggle solo in this one in psycho social. I got the he was that guy. Hey, you would have like the child giggle solos. He also went by DJ star scream rap boy and number zero.

12:33Yeah. So everybody in slip not had their own number. All right, I like that. But a star scream, I think is a transformer, right? He loved transformers. He has his transformers tattoos. He insisted on being the number zero since it epitomized filth. No, it doesn't do this is the biggest loser in the world. Oh, yeah, because it epitomizes filth. So slip not does super into his face just melted off and a bonfire explosion. I didn't know his words. I didn't know his face melted. Yeah, that's a shame said. His face is melted. I don't know what to tell you. You're saying Osborne. Des Moines is where Ozzy Osborne bit the head off the bat. Veterans auditorium. He thought it was fake. He thought it was a rubber bat. And I've always thought that was crazy and weird and like disgusting and borderline criminal that he bit the living head off of a mammal. Yeah. He used that excuse that he thought it was rubber.

13:34And then I did it again. He did it. He did it. He did it years before. Yeah, two doves. He bit the head off a dove. Well, Kyle, he killed a bunch of his cats. He slaughtered 17 of his cats. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know if the rubber thing. Oh, I thought it was rubber is a good enough excuse when you have a pet cemetery. Osborne admitted to shooting 17 of his own pet cats. Yeah, that's a lot during a rampage. Yeah, during a drug. Oh, rampage. As Zalia Banks cooked her dead cat. What? Yeah, she boiled it on to not I think she ate it, but she boiled it on some wood shit. And then put it on Instagram. She sold her cat. No, no, she just like she's like I'm boiling my dead cat. Oh, yeah, she kind of gets a pass. Yeah, she gets a friend. Does it always get a pass? I mean, if he was a cat guy enough to have 17 cats, I'll blame it on a lapse of judgment caused by an ebriation. I'm sure he to get 17 cats, you have to kind of love them. Well, if you saw the Osborne, once he had dogs, he fucking hated his dogs.

14:35Hated his dogs. Whenever he ounce of his being hated his dogs, more than his cats, which he slaughtered. That's not it. That's sacrifice. That's like Hall of Fame, Coyote number. How did he, when it comes to like animal cruelty, that's almost that and like the big, the big dog of crime. Yeah, I know what you mean. Are the ones that people don't forget. Ozzy almost got a pass. Yeah, wait with it. Well, he has Neanderthal DNA. Dozens of time. Yeah. The Neanderthal in him. If you saw the British, you know, he literally has Neanderthal DNA. They like tested him. And so I think that if you're going to look at someone who bites the head off animals and bats, it's a, you look at it through a different land. If they're, if they're at an extinct caveman. That's like, that has to take jaw strength and like a very hardened and seasoned mangled mouth of a British man to like successfully bite the head off of a winged mammal. So I know opiate use dolls, the taste buds, right? Opiate used ants cigarettes, which was constant in his life.

15:39But combine that with the British palette, which can't recognize any good flavor. The bad might be the best thing he's ever had. Close to it. He probably, he probably like the bad. British mouths look like stalactites and stalagmites. Yes, like Bob. You look like he goes spulking. That's where you would find a fucking bat. The bat probably thought it was in a cave. He probably was like, this is the bat. The bat was probably, he probably just burped and that's where the bat came. Or he was longing to go back. Yeah, right. The bat was so excited to get home that he impaled himself on Aussie's teeth. That's what happened. And then Aussie was like, I might as well finish the job and chew it up. I can get, I can fully get past this. And that's what he thought. He thought the Yuvula was another bat and his friend. The, the doves are a bit concerning, but especially the second dove. What was the second dove? He was in a meeting with CBS records and he bit the head off of a dove. So this is an indoor meeting for fun. So did he bring the dove? He brought the dove as a sign of peace, which is the symbol of peace.

16:41As zero is the symbol for fun. He planned to release doves into the air as a sign of peace, but due to intoxication, he instead grabbed the dove and bit his head off. And as security was escorting Osborne out of the building, he grabbed a second dove and also bit its head off. I don't think you can say due to intoxication. I've never been bite the head off a dove fucked up. And even if I was, everybody would be like, no, no, no, no, no, and I noticed myself covered in dove blood. I wouldn't grab a second. Right. He had a second. You gotta stop your boy from grabbing that second. That's it. Like if my boy wants bit ahead off a dove, and then he was like, okay, I get it. And then he lunged for one more, I'd be mad. Right. I'd be upset if this. Dude, you get, dude, no. Look at you covered in dove blood. You look like an idiot. And how are you still hungry? You just ate bellies and squeakers and... Yeah, you just had, you said a bunch of squeakers. They could have got COVID out of their ear. Poples and squeak. What's that pudding they have?

17:42It's like, twice jelly deal and blood. It's a name for it. It's like, lad vage or some shit. It's something it's disgusting. Yeah. Paulie Wampus juice. But yeah, I mean, the music lends itself to it. It'd be almost even more concerning. You know, he's a metal guy, that kind of shit. Like, it'd be more concerning if, you know, nail, nail hair in or whatever the fuck they got. That would be funny. Like if Harry Styles bit the head off of bat, there would be a bit more concern. Right, I think that would even send a better message. Yeah, or a deli. If Aussie just released doves and didn't do anything with him, he'd be like, holy fuck. That was crazy. This guy's not metal. He didn't eat it. Yeah. He didn't eat it. Rust and pizza. Yeah, I don't know how he lived to 76. Neanderthal. So I think you get to a certain point where like, you almost like mummify yourself or pickle yourself. Yeah, the drugs are so many immunities that he was ironically healthier. Yeah, if he went sober and vegan, he would have died within a year. Definitely, definitely. I think like we could have used his blood as vaccine.

18:43Yeah, for everything, a cure all, a snake oil. What else came from the morning to Aussie Osborne? Breakfast, pizza, the two-dimensional light bulb. They love their Casey's pizza, right? That's their breakfast pizza. We had it. I have never had it. We had it on a rediscovering, but we weren't in Iowa. It was horrendous. Is it just pizza with eggs and pizza? It was like a beige frisbee with sausage boogers. Okay, so there's a bad pizza. Yeah, and you got it out of a rack. It was like, it was, here's the thing though. If you grow up with something, you're gonna like that forever. So I can't shit on it. I'm sure that they were kids. Love does a treat, but it was horrible. I think fair enough. Fair enough. What do you also gloss over when you said the two-dimensional light bulb? Right, what? The drawing of a light bulb? A business man in the late 1800s, FW Fitch invented

19:50the idea light bulb that is depicted in comics. He did it a year before Thomas Edison invented the real light bulb. So wait, did Tom... No. It was a year after. Okay, capitalized. He was a quick business. He was a shrewd businessman. Ironically, that would have been a crazy idea. But also, he found out, it was probably like, did you hear about Edison's idea? He was like, well, I have an idea of my own. I think that's what it was. It was very meta. Yeah, and he was like a hair scalp treatment tycoon, but he was like, this is necessary. And it is a big innovation to convey idea. Yeah, without it, like, we just have to assume that Garfield was hatching a plan to use Odie as a step stool to reach the lasagna on the counter. There we go, yeah, exactly. It would take multiple frames to show, like scratching of the chin or twiddling fingers. We would be left to assume. No, it saved us a lot of frames. A lot of frames. Who, uh, now, where do you rank that amongst, like,

20:51Z's representing sleep? Oh, that's that's top notch. Yeah, that's top notch. Yeah, buddy. But there's a FW fish. This guy also invented the slashed zero. To so the diagonal line that runs through the zero to differentiate it from the letter O. That is a good invention. And I, I imagine he was in the lab for a long time, mixing up chemicals and test tubes and bunsen burners to think of that. It was a product of bitterness and shame. No, kiddin. Yes. And I think it was 1907. He bought in a state, in a mansion called the Mannington Estate, and it was on 808 Mannington Drive. And everyone thought the 808 looked like boob. And everyone called him boob Mannington. And he was just man boobington. Yeah, buddy. Do you slash your zeros?

21:53No. No, I'm not like a serial number programmer. I guess that's it. Do you do line through your seven? No. A lot of people do that too. So wait, he just started doing like how you allow you're still believing this? Oh, yeah, but you're just allowed to do that. But someone did it. No, you're right. It was probably for that people confusing with an O. But you can just skinny air. You can just freestyle. Those are circles. Yeah. Zero's or so there's circles. Oval, but a name that struck me the most out of Des Moines. Tell me a couple, a married couple, Mary and John Papa John. Do they have at the chair? There's a massive, massive philanthropist named John Papa John Papa John one word with three Ps. P.A. P. P.A. It was responsible for like several buildings at the University of Iowa, like the Papa John, like business center, the Papa John, like academic center.

22:53One word, the Papa John cultural center. Is it P.A. P.A. P.P.A. J.O. H.N.? That's not Papa John. There it is. Papa John. Wow, the John Papa John. No kid. What's a real guy? What did he do? He donated over 100 million Shackaroni pizzas to the University of Iowa. Not Papa Diaz. John Papa John. It sounds like James Bond, Nemesis. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to stop racism in the chain pizza history. They sent him off the names John Papa John. And this is my henchman, Dr. No health care. He's sipping a bloody Mary with a 10 foot long skewer that has 40 epic size pizzas.

23:59Mary Papa John is just as funny. How's that? Oh, how so? I mean, that's just like that is a dastardly decision in a hypothetical preference game. Yep. I'm Mary Papa John. I'll fuck a little Caesar, I guess. And kill the Obama family. Slotter. You ever picked Mary Papa John? Yeah, you there has to be some dastardly other option. What are you fucking? Cause like Charles cheese. Wendy is fucking is a one time thing. Mary, you're you're choosing your life with Papa John. Fuck that. He's a sweaty mess sweaty red bulging and a trader to 40 pizzas in 30 days, 40 pies in 30 days. Why did he do that? He said the N word and then defended it by saying it again.

25:03He said Colonel Sanders said, what you mean? But dude, like the over correction of just like, how can we show we're not racist? And so the new Papa John's just shack. Oh, just don't use the biggest black guy. So the least racist. Yeah, right. It's the pat. It's the least racist. Of course, 40 pizza, the 30 Roni. Dude, Papa John has some bangers out there him getting carried out of that Louisville game hammered the drunkest versus ever been photographed. The the the meeting leak where he said it. The did you see the video? They were like far and away the last pizza place to do online ordering. And so he did a video. Bragging that they got online ordering. It was very uncomfortable with his son. And they had he ordered Papa John's to his gaudy mansion. And then made the driver say how much he tipped him. He's like, tell him how much I tipped him. He's like, it was a lot. He's like, it was a lot, right?

26:04He's like, it was a lot. It was a lot. Well, it came out that his delivery drivers were losing money because they didn't get reimbursed for gas. So they were in the red Papa. Papa, negative $10 paycheck. It's it's a rare combo of like the evilest person you can imagine. But he's always with his son watching pizza videos. His so uncomfortable. His trade and his son is nice. Well, I don't know. That might be a grandson. The one I watched was an older one, but he's always showing boys pizza. He looks wax. He does. He looks oily and waxy. Well, he might be the most now. I'm watching my take care. Okay, I'll just throw it away. Pizza reaction videos with my boy. He do anything for a few meals. That's something you do, John Buck. Get a free. His boy John Buck. Oh, that was. That was his boys. They miss John Buck. John Buck John.

27:09Oh, you love that. Wouldn't John Buck. John Buck. Aren't you laughing at that? Dude, that was. Oh, I'd be. See anything for a free meal, John Buck. So that was haunting. There's my boy John Buck. We were. I did. Yeah. That was our marketing. No, my herd of this. Oh, this is. I didn't know Papa John was a posting. Granted like, dominoes was the leader. People. His last name being Schneider is not like you don't need a pie cooked by a Schneider. Schneider disgusting. Yeah. Keep your hands off my pie Schneider. Schneider. You can't even talk. He's been attempting his comeback for like a decade now, right? It's just not it's not taken. His like personal comeback or is he trying like that they're still doing well, right? Or he's not even a part of Papa John. No, he's not. But I think he tried to do like Napoleon in the hundred days war where he just showed back up at HQ and he was like this mind again. They asked him. Try to take it back. Yeah, I think he tried to stay. He got he tried to come back.

28:11He got tased. John Buck. People just people do like him. How many likes to get on that? Forty six hundred. Yeah. I love Papa John. Someone just I just saw someone coming to say you deserve to be happy Papa John. I'm not like like why does Papa John deserve that for you? Old as he could either be 80 or 40. Yeah, I just it's hard to tell because you can say he wants to die as hair has to. I think it's the goat pizza chain. Dude, I it's good. This way I have a sponsor than I paid it. Yeah, study hall. I use study hall. That's your hit. It's good. I'm glad he's doing well. We don't need any more Papa. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, man. Is that it for I? Is that it for I? That's all I got. Now you brought up if I've ever been to a slipknot concert. No, but I have gone to a concert recently.

29:13I have to actually. Yeah, no kidding. Where'd you go? I saw that next to and a half of us. I'm excited for this. I can go. You didn't think we were going to talk about it. I figured what do you want to give your side? Do you want to control the narrative? I know I'll let you guys. Well, okay. I am curious about your side because we haven't gotten it really. But I haven't gotten your side. Well, and we we all get together. We're very excited to go see dashboard confessional in the fray. And the fray for me, I was I want for dashboard confessional. I went for you love the fray. I love the fray. It's the official band of my relationship with my fiance. Correct me. I'm wrong. And I don't know if I can say this. You're wedding first dance. It might have. Well, we'll see after that's what I was told. Yeah, it was our it was our literal first dance. Um, the first night we met she came over and we just played the fray and sang along and danced and we didn't even touch each other that night.

30:21You just dance from afar and sang the fray together. Did was she was she afraid? Was she afraid? Was she sitting? Were you performing so you got her so afraid? She couldn't leave. She wanted to see you. Yeah, you decided to get her afraid. So I was really fucking excited for the fray. And you're not even saying this performively. You were like giddy. So excited. Like we were at the bar pre gaming and rewind. I have everything like I was pre gaming to the fray. I busted out. I steamed my Todd blouse twice. Yeah, you rock snider to the fray. A free steam Todd. That sounds like a British meal. Free steam Todd. The elastic khaki shorts. Yeah. Met you guys. I was so happy. We were doing pickle back shots. And the thing is like we were touch tuning the fray. We were talking about the fray.

31:21We were going deep cuts with the fray. Um, and it was you leading the charge and it was the concert technically started at 630. And we knew there was an opening act even before dashboard confessional. And you were just checking your phone. All right, guys, we should go. We should go. We should go. You were so ready to get to the fray. I was. And we got there right as dashboard was coming up great timing. Perfect timing. Too much dash board. No, they would not stop. The dashboard confessional was arguably more. There were more dashboard. I'm not doing nice. I get that they are, but it was the fray concert. And they would that dashboard would not stop. You know why he's saying that because there's a reason I had to prematurely evacuate the concert before the fray even started is because dashboard took too long. That's not what that's not what it wasn't dashboards fault. Because me and Rudy made it to the fray. We did the whole thing around the whole fray.

32:23You guys did. Yeah, I didn't even ask you about how it went. Yes. It was. My voice was gone the next day. I was building God. I was built in cable car. So loud. Oh my God. Kyle of anyways, dashboards on. He's about to do hands down. He's like, are you ready to hear a song about the best fucking day of my life? I tap read it like this. This hands down. And I turned to you. I'm like, this is how I was going to say hands down. You're gone. Yeah. Legal THC induced incapacitation, dizziness and fear. You scared the fray. I had to leave the fray concert early because I was ravaged by fear. Dude, dude, the worst part. It was it's the whitest thing in the world. I was trying to think of something whiter than greening out at the fray. I was trying nothing. It's it's either dropping Greek yogurt on your dockers or getting a black eye from

33:31dropping the battery that you're changing in your smoke alarm. Like I can't think of anything whiter from start to finish. And it was off of a blunt that the security let me in with. That is true. Yeah. This is. And they're like, oh, this is open my case. This is it. And I meticulously took the other four blunts out of the case. I was like, I can only do one. Is it fair to call it a blunt? No, it's a size of a tech tech skateboard. We were sucking on a pinky toe. It was a joint. It wasn't tobacco. We were puffing. I got a joint. Dude, we were we were passing one tater taught between the three of us off of three puffs, like a pig straw house. With the first like the white is the it's so white like the fact that I got in like the security let me in with the blunt. Dude, I if I was any less white, he would have had me in an anaconda choke on the Yes, he's like, yes, sir, you're good. Dude, surely this will be fine.

34:32Turn around. I'm like, oh, fuck is Kyle in trouble. And the guy picked it up and like had to squint to look at it. He was like, yeah, this is whatever it's all this doesn't count. And you. It's sad because you fucking love the friends. It was off a medley of different liquors and cocktails. We had one pickle back and we had like three high nids. And I was. I was hitting the blunt harder. Were you definitely had to abandon. I was paralyzed. I will say that little fucker packed a punch. It sure did. But like it's back up. But the thing is you're you are maybe the safest place on earth. The freight cons. Yes. Remember like even like I puffed it and like the guy in front of me like turned around and liked it a tip of the cap like, oh, we're doing weed. Guess it's one of those. But I was so fucking sick, dude. I was so sick and paralyzed and paranoid.

35:33And I couldn't move out of my chair and dashboard confessional would not stop. It was a wasn't a lot of a very acoustic 50 year old bullshit. But I was in a stuck in a real pickle. Because I was in a situation where I'm ruined in this seat. I have to make it to the bathroom. But if I start moving, I will. Combust. Do you know Rudy and I were sent on a mission to find you and we went through every bathroom looking for you? You miss the trailer. He was in the trailer stall on the toilet. It draws up sitting on the toilet. Like I couldn't even muster up the strength to like call my fiance. Your fiance just showed her phone but tilted it so slowly to us. And it was just you that said ellipses not good ellipses. That was something along the lines of text. To say dot, dot, dot. Really show. Yeah. It was so bad.

36:33The trek from the seats to the bathroom was one of the hardest things I've ever done. It's like if one wrong move and I'm an Instagram reel. Because I was I was like bear crawling there. And I kept hallucinating that the farmer from the what's the painting? The farmer and his wife, the American Gothic, every like six different dudes I passed looked exactly like that farmer. Do they have a rate like the same skinny face and receding hairline and like circular glasses? That's probably a corpse. It was a dashboard confession. You look like a farmer from the American Gothic. Every free fan that freaking the fuck out. Every free friend that ever lived white. It's like then yeah, I had to get my agent fiance to drive me out. You get it gets whiter. It gets whiter. Buckle up. It gets whiter. You get home. She turns on your sound machine. I didn't even want to clown you because I was so fucking devastated for you.

37:35Yeah, I was. I was devastated. I was so ashamed. But like we didn't hear from you till the next day. I was ruined. What was that night like for you? We did. This is not white. We ordered the chicken and waffle sandwich from Chick-fil-A. That's white. Yeah, it was off puttingly flavorful to savoury to be like a lunch or dinner. Too sweet to be a dessert. Did you guys have to discuss like missing the fray? Was there any disappointment from her end? Like how you smoked yourself out of the fray? I was like, I'm like, I'm so fucking sorry. He's like, I was tired anyway. Oh, it's very nice. She bought the tickets. And like the thing is, correct me if I'm wrong here again. The initial price of the tickets was $50 a ticket. And then you said no, the fray is my favorite band. Let's ball out. Ball out. Yeah, we're not doing fucking nosebleeds. Nick and Rudy want to do nosebleeds. Jesus. We're upfront for the fray. Cause I thought there's a chance they would call me on you. You actually unjokingly, I believe were like, if they call me on, what should I do?

38:39I was ready for it. Yeah. And then there was almost a contingency plan if they asked you to be a fray. I was thinking, I was thinking, what would I quit my job to be fray? So there's a good chance they're going to call me up for over my head. And then there's a slim but non zero chance. I'm going to be asked like to tour with them. They've seen my, so you said, they said there was a hundred percent chance. They're calling you up because you're just singing so passionately, so loud. You know, never say never comes up. They're like, you, you know it. Now that's that. Yeah. And then they're like, you're congrats. You're, you're free. Yeah. You made the problem was you made yourself a fray too early. Yeah, you deem yourself free. Yeah. You went in there acting like you were in the band, cautionary tale, a fable. Is there a, is there a chance for redemption? When's the fray going to be around next? The way they were carrying themselves, the way they were thanking people. Rudy, you were there the whole time. I was there the whole time. He felt like a good bot. He also came into the crowd and ran by a section.

39:40Oh my God. Yeah, we touched fray. We touched them. Yeah, he walked right past. He ran down the side. Oh my God. I would have been caught up for sure. Yes. He was walking down slowly. Rudy dapped him up. He was looking, looking. What was the last stop on the tour? Maybe we can catch the next one. Oh, Chicago August 29th. And then the rest is, we're fucked. We're here. I'm yeah, our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss. And that's going to have a crazy butterfly effect on my life. It's going to be like every success and failure that's that comes after this. It stems from greening out for the fray. Yes. Is there anything wider you could do? No, no, you've done it. No, you're a bar stool sports employee. Oh, yeah. And here's the deal. I'm talking about it on a bar stool sports podcast. Your podcast by nicotine pouches.

40:45And you're a wrestler on the Iowa episode. You're a dude named Kyle on the Iowa episode with your boy Rudy and Nick at bar stool sports talking about greening out on your podcast for the fray. It doesn't get wider. It really doesn't. You couldn't concoct. If you're locked in a room for two weeks, you couldn't concoct a wider, a wider thing. No. And there is like, there is like a biological racial difference when it comes to weed tolerance. There's a black to you. Well, he'll hit the blunt all day. He'll go to the concert, hit it more. Yes, drive home 95 miles an hour fine. Then look at you and be like, are you good? But there is no black people there. No, to know. You have a good tolerance. How do you keep doing this? I know Rudy thought I left. And then I was a cloud. I had to move it away. It was me. And I was like, dude, I'm right here. I startled Rudy. He was like, fuck, I thought you were gone.

41:46He couldn't see my, he couldn't see my feet. My file was crazy. I looked like Big Bang. I looked like fucking Big Bang and peanuts. Yeah, dude, I just, I think I got very, very high. What your shit Kyle's got the best shit. There was. It was the dankest shit. But I do have to, it's, you know, I grow the, the dankest shit. You grow the, you grow the dankest shit. I just felt so comforted. You're surrounded by, you, you're surrounded by people every single, the same thing. You know exactly what's happening. I was, it was fine. I was very high. You were loving on my cones too. My handmaids. Yeah, you did handmaid. I grew up in my day. You pressed the paper, grew the trees and pressed the paper. You don't know where that shit's coming from. I will say that I was in like the best state immediately before that. Oh, really? Like I, it was, I think it's the perfect concert drug. I, well, did you sit? Who, who prompted you to, to get out the weed? Myself, it was me. You're probably bust. Yeah, you did. I looked over you. I was doing this.

42:48I was going to wait to lack one of the Friday. But they, well, I just wanted to be high for hands down. It was so, it was so good for a little bit. Did you enjoy dashboard? Not, yes, because I felt great. Tell us how high as fuck when they were kind of boring to me. I didn't hate them by any means. I think you just got to know it. I like the, I like melodic shit, like catchy melodic shit. No, I like, I like hearing songs about how I was betrayed by a girl that never knew I existed. That was perfect. Poor Bob into that. I was dashboard ruled. They weren't bad. Yeah. They were, they were awesome. They were, I thought they're definitely better than the Frey. Really? Well, you know, I hate them. I hate them. So I think, does this comfort you at all that wasn't the original lead singer of the Frey? I know they got a new one. It was more just like the sing along aspect. Right. That's what you're there. That's what I'm there for. I didn't do any of those. His showmanship was fucking incredible though. Dude, he came out like Elton John. Yes, he was the way, but dazzled. He was glittering. He had to look like actual diamond. He had a lot of grown. He had an outfit changes. And every time the drum, the kick drum would hit, he would pretend like he was getting punched by an invisible ghost.

43:50Shurray's a momming. Oh, he was quite the shaman. He was, he was all over the stage. God, that is sick. Rudy Kyle, this might be a, you had to be there. Remember this Rudy. Oh, the whole crowd. Oh my God, Rudy, that moment. Oh my God. Liders in the sky. Yeah. It looked like the Milky Way. Oh my God, it really was. We were, we were a part of a constellation. I felt like we were all one. Yeah, I felt, I felt like a weak grass amongst many in the breeze. I felt like the, you know, I felt like the, I felt like the, you know, the, the, the, the, like the, you know, the hands of grass that in Glideyator. I felt like one of those things that rust, I felt like Russell Crowley. And you know what it made? I was so high. You know what it made me think of the most beautiful, deepest color green. Oh my God. That kid doesn't even exist. It doesn't exist. It has depth, but brightness. He thought of a new group. I actually know that feeling. Yeah. Unbelievable.

44:51You're one, one concert. That's my fucking blowout fest. My summer blowout. Uh-huh. I was the, it was the goodbye to summer. It's like when my dog gets too excited and pisses himself. Yeah. And then he gets in trouble. Mm-hmm. Dude, I don't, I just don't know what to tell you. And I don't want to rub it in. But it's like it keeps happening. Like I know what it's like an error and error process for me. I always get there. Is it a pure pressure? I'm used to like getting that high and then like just being in bed. Right. Scrolling. I think that's way worse to be high for. Because then you'll get one real and it'll be reminded of your mortality. In that moment, I was immortal. In that moment, I wasn't man. Concers are intoxicating. They lift you up. They build you up. They turn you into. Something beyond human. I really do think they're therapeutic and powerful and should be. You just got to make it. Should be prescribed. Yeah, you just got to make medically prescribed.

45:52A concert of your choice. It's going to make it. It's going to make it. Yeah. Yeah. You're talking to yourself. Yes. I'm going to come to peace. Was the morning like waking up the next morning. And I don't want to keep harping on this. I really don't. But waking up the next morning. Did a part of you think like, wait, did that actually happen? Yeah. I had a vivid dream. I did a fast break layup. I'm going to play in the jazz in front of the Mormon wives. The court side. That might be wider. That's what an alley. It's called an alley and a fucking like in front of Taylor Frankie Paul and Meredith. The only thing that would be wider is instead of an alley, it's a crisp bounce pass. Crispy. Oh, yeah. Just you dreamt that you get eight assists for the jazz. Clinical taffronical Taylor Frankie Paul and her mother. That got surgery to look exactly like Taylor Frankie Paul. She does that? I think she got matched like mom what the fuck

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53:1834 feeling different. Did you guys see that? It's like the big milestone jump in like age and body and everything It's it's the biggest age jump you can make from 33 to 34 science Scientifically science after that and then it was a scientific post That I saw Be like science it was telling me why scientifically there's a lot of science that there was a done and I just I saw I scroll past the post really quick But it was a 34 like 55 and 68 or like the big The big science It was like it was an Instagram real science experiment. Yeah, I saw a similar one. What do you say? It wasn't done on humans. It was done on a Like an oozy rat in a sanitary zoo. Okay. Tell me more Um Not a ton Because that that has a lot of interesting paths. It could lead. What's what's with the oozy rat never otter even

54:22Hit you with palan three palan drowm straight really. Yeah my favorite But I think do you say otter like the mammal never odd or even is a palan drow I hate that one But I love yeah, I think oozy rat in a sanitary zoo is my is the best Palandromic sentence because it makes sense Well, it's like the plot of something An oozy rat. Well, say it again oozy rat in a sanitary zoo What about a Toyota race fast safe car comma a Toyota That's a good one too. Yeah, but it's it's you don't like it doesn't seem natural. Yeah Meach remark and put out a book that was the whole things of palan drowm Right, he did oh, I know it doesn't I love that you don't like that that I mean what It's not great because it doesn't really make sense and I almost have to put it It's like it's really impressive that he did it that's like It's like you could be Travis Pastrana or you can do that and you're a nerd yeah that yeah

55:22But that's it's it's extreme nerding yes Dude, I it was one of the worst reads I've ever had I bought a book that doesn't use the letter E And it was just like it was it was the toughest read I even fucking forget what it was called but like I wanted I wanted to be caught reading it so bad Sometimes I wonder if you guys Asmitted like just a podcast to torture me it doesn't use e what you needy the That gatsby doesn't use it's a 50,000 word novel doesn't use e This is like cancer for me like tied down the e on his typewriter so he wouldn't use it by You wanted to get caught I wanted to explain that I'm reading gatsby it's it's okay But it's something I wanted to say I noticed it Uh, huge page 12 and I've come to If I earn a stv instant right It as a dyslexic person I don't At this hurts what you what you guys do just challenge But I did it because I'm a fucking loser and I wanted to like feel better about myself or feel like some sort of pseudo intellectual

56:30Um that makes horrible nauseous horrible book that makes me nauseous yeah, I don't know like is like For you like any any page is a challenge any page is a steep mountain to climb Uh, adding adding extra twists and challenges is probably pretty tough. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's One thing twists and challenges are tough, but it's also just the idea of it Is that you how can you enjoy commas and punctuation so much joy commas? This is like they're pretty they're necessary a lot and I don't know But a comma shouldn't be a um that shouldn't be the bar for hard reading no, I'm not saying it is But I'm saying that like what guys do with like nuzz lock challenges where it's like only rock type like this is that But even like the idea of this upsets me yeah I've realized I've kind of turned into a bit of a cock because um I'm reading a book now called house of leaves where you have to Stand in front of a mirror and read one of the like some of the pages some of the pages are like upside down I'm actually kind of like a script. I know you should punch me to punch me to beat your ass. Yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass I think if I don't get my ass kicked soon

57:32I'm gonna I'm just gonna turn into the biggest cock on the planet. I need to go. I need I need you to kick my ass I I want to teach me that I never wanted to punch you right then right now. No, standing in a mirror reading it Yeah, I think like a and your fiance still fucks you now I think the longer you go without getting wampd the harder you Sign your reading challenges I think it's like a perfect it's a perfect trickle-down domino effect Yeah, it's true. Yeah, you get out of school. It's just like a it's a thousand page knowledge like nuzz isn't this isn't hard Why do you uh, fuck I'm fucking loser Of my god, you're doing black diamond reading and I'm just like I want to read the classics. They're not they're not fun Wait, talking about Don Coyote Uh, I've read that but no, I'm doing the count of my crystal right now, which is actually pretty solid But it's just so fucking long Yeah, I try to get through Dante's in furno. It's just what are you thinking? I don't it's yeah, I don't know why it's it's it's it's it's cool But it's just he gets to the next ring of hell and stuff like this And furno is like me buying a fucking

58:35Uh, a hero bike with pegs and going to the fucking bowl. Yeah, it's you got start Start early it's like it'd be like if you know, it's like forest gun running across the country. That's yeah like as your first run mm-hmm Yeah, no, I need to stop being a a cock Yeah, you just gonna start like a queer reading Do you read Desha Desha on love it Who's that it's the he's the he's the fake I know this is gonna age horribly. Yeah, I know it's gonna be beyond stale negative two days ago Yes, it's the funniest thing in the world it truly is There's so much content. He has the biggest digital footprint. I've ever seen so fucking and the fact that he hasn't been exposed until now Was observed he just sends ten minute long video texts of him being like So talking about nothing. Let's build together, but I'm already build get there later, but blasé blah

59:39Um, I just want to make sure we're on the same page. You know communications important for me That's my number one. We're both physically attracted to each other. We have that but now it's the communication Oh, I didn't know he was doing all this he was sending like he would meet a chick and then just send like essays and essays of pre-recorded videos That he is like that didn't have anything to do with the conversation. It was just to prove who he was I got all types of motherfucking teams calling me. I actually got a meeting with the Rams GM In a few minutes I think we just show car keys. Oh, I had no idea the lambo has been Hot and cold. Yeah, something about that. I forget what he was saying about that And he would just talk about like he's like I love jewelry. This was 10. No, this was 15,000 chain Johnny dang 200 250 He's so he's like I kind of um started to believe him. Yeah, I got my I got a 10 million dollar house in

1:00:44In Malibu which is on the beach. I got a 12 million dollar house beach house in South Beach Miami, Florida I got a 10 million dollar penthouse over on billionaires row over in downtown Manhattan It was so transparent my family owns Calabasus And one of the Gucci stores. Yeah, he has he's a majority shareholder and three Gucci stores. Yeah, the one in South Beach I got the Gucci store over on sacks fifth Sacks, they bought a street my family's Switch the richest people in Switzerland. Yeah, we're the richest family in Switzerland. I was born a millionaire Yeah, you know, so I made myself a millionaire. You know, Ben and Jerry's that's them The way he's talking is describing somebody who is like The sovereign prince of Monaco. So why are you pretending to be an undrafted free agent out of St. John's

1:01:45What is the football playing have to do with anything anything and then he yeah his turkey giveaway that didn't have a location He's like you got it. Yeah, doing it. $1,500. $1,500 turkeys give away Uh, be there I like pop zones leech in stone So yeah On the flyer he put live DJ and music what lie so the four things he has is live DJ music and fun I don't think you need to put DJ and music. I don't think you need live He doesn't do the job there in real life You don't need live maybe that's live lose to say Yeah, dude, he's Yeah, he's like if you're a billionaire from a billionaire family like What is the selling point that you're like the next allamedi's a key is

1:02:46Yeah, like You don't need to lie about the football he just wanted to he wanted it all he wanted to be wanted at all too much Yeah, I love like finally one of the girls that called his bluff and was like so what What do you want out of me? You know what he did he did the swav cock pivot what did he say He was like, uh, yeah, so the thing that turns me on the most is like When I see a video of someone I find sexy Like a video of them Like having sex So if you have a video of like you and yo x Or you and yo fuck buddy And he's scratching his nose Some like some like you moaning he stroking it type shit like that's what I find that's what makes me happy Because you know, I'm a ball put so I like I like watching tape That's the one thing you could give to me. Yeah, I got everything else. I need the all 22 of every two He was the swavis cuck

1:03:46He's like he's not even looking at the camera. He's driving And he's just like he's like in passage like yeah, if you go to video you get in fuck using any Real big toys Maybe if you got a big toy you got any big toys move it on to me put that on me Slide that in make me make me Let me see you uh, yeah, let me see you using your big toys Yeah I think that's all he wanted he just wanted to see the girls on the big tour now this will come out that he probably he He was He's a he's a villain. He's a blood thirsty ruthless criminal. Yeah, yeah, I'm just grace tainus all of that but That part of him is incredible and He's more recognizable than every 49er now Yeah He's got the he's more recognizable than Brock party He literally is right now. Yeah, he's gonna get out of jail and like he's gonna be Boxing the island boys and Croshaan rocks pussy. He's gonna be on a fucking

1:04:53Yeah, he's gonna be on a sprinter van with Bob Mennery and neon And they're gonna be like how many time how how often you get your haircut? He's a every day every day That's Yeah, that's gonna be it. Yeah, this is there's there's like chicks that this guy said he dated his ex left him for him Dejon and He convinced her we don't need to watch it, but he he convinced her to sell her house Dejon, yeah, which is yeah So I heard the only crime he can like he was messaging minors crime. Oh really? I believe so and I think you also Patience shit though. Yeah, he was on some patient shit Also take your time On the accusation of burning I just I plead I'm an alcohol right now. So like by the time I get to to your city You'll probably yeah, yeah, yeah, by the time I get to Oakland

1:05:56You'll be 18 and then we can start talking like get on the same page after that But I guess the one like the big illegal thing is you can't promise ROI if you ask for money. That's broad Yeah, so he was like you give me four thousand you get your four thousand back to get back to your friends and you keep the what you are I guess you that's that's what's taking them down I know he they're getting on a technicality like yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. They're getting on a rico There's but yeah, I think he's gonna do three years But so that's like I think that's the worst amount of time no Because if he did 20 and then came out people they're like oh, yeah, that was funny and then the things would happen or if he did 10 Um Because I think when Tiger King gets out he'll be big again Because he's done an out time the Tiger King just did two years and then was like out doing stuff like yeah three years is the worst amount of time Because the people they remember you it's but that's old now. It's already old that we're talking about it. It's already old. Yeah But he yeah, but there's gonna be a lot more of these guys that I think come out of the woodwork

1:06:58Because I think he realized yeah Uh, they're gonna be like 28 women that just came forward that he was like I'd imagine sleeping with other just wasn't that easy. I just have to buy a silky. I have to buy a team branded do And like that's it. I won't do as much. I'll keep it more low key And then the lies you spend get away from you Yeah, I don't know he was going that deep. I thought he was just Running routes in the He had like he had a behind-the-scenes footage somehow of like 49ers camps. He probably just pulled it from the internet Uh, it's creative. Yeah, but the like One woman was like my uncle's a coach and he says you don't play And then he just sped it was the best when he got called out on his lie He was just like nah, you're lying to me your uncle's not a coach. Why would why would you fucking do that to me? Now I can't the one thing that's most important is trust And you just destroyed that all I wanted to do was build together But I'm already built like he couldn't even like lie that he wasn't like let's grow together. I'm already grown

1:08:04And I don't want to get in the way your money shit but I want to grow with somebody. I'm already grown though So it's so good. It was funny to seeing The men become aware of it when this came out and then as soon as they right as soon as they saw that first route Well, yeah, they were like I was not But it kind of it lends yourself to like uh You can really convince yourself if you want to believe something You can really really convince yourself I think the art of doing that to someone is like called confidence trickery Yeah, and you pray on basically someone's vulnerabilities or naivety there is a A French dude in his mid 20s Who convinced a family in Texas that he was their 15-year-old son I remember that missing. Yeah, he lived with them As a 25-year-old man didn't look alike and just didn't and they were they were so grief-stricken that they wanted to believe Yeah, so like shit like this happens all the time. I'm sure

1:09:05But is there is there a could a woman do that? No, no, we want you to be way beneath us We want you to have nothing dude. We want you to leave you if if if like a woman CEO was like In my DMs to be like I'm broke then I like I think she would have to be the reverse Yeah, a boss bitch being like I got nothing. Yeah, well there's that one I catcher because she smells like good Why you smell good? You lied to me bitch. You're successful and wealthy Who is the who's a girl that invented the blood the new way of blood testing? Oh the deep voice lady Then we should went to post like this. Yeah, they are gone. Yeah, no, no, no, um Theranos. Theranos the massage right Right What was her name I cannot remember Jack is googling deep voice lady voice lady Theranos. It's a real I can't why can't real remember it's an easy name that we should know

1:10:07Elizabeth Holmes I think it is the home. Yeah, she was yeah, she I mean she was caught a long way right, but she did it for months. She just Did she do it for ego? I think she may have been like I have an idea this will work and then when it wasn't working She's like at some point it'll work, but it was just such a childish idea of just like a prick of blood I can figure out anything wrong with you like but yeah, there's no science behind zero She got like a trillion dollars. Yeah Yeah, pretended to be an NFL players wafer on here I agree. It's way cooler. Do you think you could uh Passes like a black Hawk if you were walking around Yeah, I could probably I could get away with that also nobody would give a fuck right no one give a fuck and also like yeah Hockey players no one's gonna do any due diligence Right, the dog okay, I'll believe you yeah, but you Kyle you were saying that dudes would pretend to be like state champion wrestlers and see a national champ Olympic champ All right, man, you're still not coming into this bar Yeah, and that that that con would get them less pussy. Yeah, it now it didn't never worked

1:11:09Yeah, all right dude leave me the fuck okay, then yeah, let's not then I'm not fucking you That's the bragging that you're like a wrestler runner up Yeah, it wouldn't work I guess to like lie that you're a wrestler though all you need is the years That's like you only access for you need Yeah, then what then what Talky probably has this but like wrestling has some like you can just call a tournament nationals You just make up an acronym and like you can have it in fuck there is like US wide WA nationals in Chester, West Virginia So like if you want your ornament are you technically a national champ like yeah like you're a national champ There's but there's like Hundreds a year Like the cliff king eastern world national championships. Yeah, it's it's similar to like three guys in a bracket You can call yourself a national champ right. It's yeah the like the same thing was swimming in the Olympics

1:12:11They're like this this this guy actually won the 100 meter freestyle at the azure by john world universe games So many events Kyle did you see a cool older Hip-hop white man Reactive to you say the Wu Tang clip really yeah, he's wearing like a fucking oh shit like a wool Star Wars rebellion flat broom that's exactly the type of guy I was talking. What was he saying? Oh, I gotta see this I can try to find I saw some people some people were getting a little testy about it That's fair By Jay dud man on Instagram Jay dud man. Yeah, I just want you to get eyes on this for the first time There he is Josh dud man There's Kyle Your old dude who loves Wu Tang clan. Yeah, I treat them like a toddler who said he made a magic Oh, it's a lot of backyards. Yeah, you do You do love Wu Tang

1:13:14I'm talking about it. No, it's bro. Shut the fuck up You're going to the mic guitar. No, oh, what the fuck method man is 55 you all of Wu Tang is in their 50s you So that's what I was saying Who should be listening to Wu Tang if not people in their mid 40s and early 50s You absolute look I don't like getting on here and talking shit and calling people names with this like some 35 year old is trying to tell me Good, yeah, and can't listen to where that's adorable that listen to probably listen to Morgan Wallace and like a old Christy white man from 19 years ago Real mills-huck that's not real good music. I was making fun of people like exactly like him Not him, but just exactly like yeah, who love Wu Tang and Think they're cool because yeah, he didn't really seem to understand the messaging he thought you were attacking the music

1:14:18Now the music he was he's almost like he thought you were saying that toddlers should be Yeah, that he missed the the metaphor Yeah, but you could say that about any interest. Yeah, you could maybe read his bio Don't take anything I post too seriously I thought at first that he was I thought at first Yeah, what should oh he's he's got you in a corner. Yeah I thought when he was just laughing and like making faces. He was gonna do the whole thing like that That would have been funny. I would have liked that Yeah, I'm fine with him being mad too me too. It's fair. Yeah Me too shout out to admin. He's allowed to feel that way. Mm-hmm good post He's allowed to feel that way. Yeah, I just thought I wanted to get eyes on that Very fun. I kind of kind of kind of kind of pissed. Why? He just fee just completely missed the not just the joke of it but even like the real criticism of it

1:15:22Yeah I'll get him You're going after done. I gotta go after done. Oh All right boys anything else. That's it. Yeah, God bless