Mike L Feat. Rico Bosco - A New Untold Story: Ep. 516

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2:04This podcast started the same day as what? Joke me a year late 2020 When somebody was really mad at an African American in the South they sent this type of group at them Okay, what is that clan no thing angry What's angry with a clan? I don't even know that world. They were headed out. Um, okay How helped me out here? Hmm, I'm trying to think of what you're talking about a mob Oh Hold on you guys started the same day is what bench mom yes Stole all our thunder because I was pissed Yes, because we started a pod and then Dave and Bighead are all just tweeting about a new pod that just dropped stole everything from us you

3:08fucking start off on the wrong foot. I'm gonna say that It just takes a change man. I think we won that battle You mother-failer you got a war championship You won that war and I didn't even know it was a war right now. I was I was so bitter about it. Yeah, not actually No, it was just oh, yeah, we spawned at the same exact time. Yeah forget who we had I don't even know if we had a guest on the first episode Yeah, that was that was some dark times wasn't I was convinced I was that was I was convinced I was getting a Pulitzer thing I was really well you were that was like right. I was showed your face, right? Yeah Dude I used to you could ask Marty about it too like I used to We would we would all like scrambled to get guests and like build relationships in this so like if I would get one I would send it in the group chat but block who's like name it was okay or like their cell say like all right Hey, this kid is in or this coach is in You could call him at whatever email and whatever and I would like black it out when I sent it to like so

4:13What was the photo you were sending it just a black rectangle? Yeah, okay. Yeah, well no would say hey coach O'Connor is in You can call him at this and it would be like blacked out. It was like like court documents Okay, oh you were redacting info redacting info. So this was right when you showed your face How what that? Oh, no, I was I'm curious like did you like judge yourself up a little bit more before that day Like what was the process where you look at comments where you expecting people would be like No, I think it just got I talked about it on I think Pixel that day, but it was like it just got to a point where if you're gonna be if you're gonna go all in yeah like You kind of can't keep making the editing people do this much and also like you're only limiting yourself It's like saying I'm gonna play pick up best world like one hand like what are we doing? Right, let's go. Oh, you got a Ferrari that goes like 30 miles an hour exactly. Yes No, it was always I was always curious about that. I'll do a Ferrari or a one-headed pickup player

5:15No, you can't be anonymous if you want to be of you exactly. Yeah, so it was like big things kind of changed the outside It was like I'm sure some people at dig dug up some old photos. Oh, yeah I think the current photos are worse than the old photos. I hope they use the old photos What do you mean like the ones the pictures of you? I'm packing them on yeah, I'm not having had good angles No, do you do you do you care I? Had always been athletic and in shape so like it bothers me a little bit Yeah, you know what really bothers me and I would get dressed up a lot But now when you start going to a wedding or something like that like all that suit doesn't fit It's like it's a bad feeling because like that never was the case You know what I mean like if you're a fat your whole life. It's kind of like that's what you deal with like I let myself get a little Porkey, so it's like I but I think it almost makes you more It gives you more of a leash the pork ear you get for anybody in content Seems to be the path. It's it's sillier. Yeah, I'm not trying to get through it. I'm trying to get better

6:17So yeah, how long's the leash you have with Port Noi? Is it the I'd say pretty long okay, you know, I I've definitely fucked up a bunch and yeah, you know, I try to I try to get back in his graces. You know, it means derailing myself The idol that people love bringing that up, you know, what's the idol? I gave him the idol. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was an idiot put he's got you on the mental warfare You that that what you were in survivor what three years ago and that's still you love talking talking the game Well, yeah, we just did the recap. Yeah, I just like the I just think there's such an element to that show that's Better than anything because When they bring up like the flashbacks you're not getting like those people are strangers orz You're getting all that person had this little dude to do with that person Do you do you find solace and other people being fucking nuts on camera?

7:20Yeah, it's not I don't but like that's kind of what I grew up here. You are a reality TV guy, right? Kind of okay, I thought I'll tell you what I don't know if you saw the cast for dance with the stars But your boy is locked in you uh-huh, huh? You know a lot of the faces. I only care about one Joey but a foca nope. Oh, he's on Who's Joey but a foca? Johnny but a Joey but a FUCO wait was he the one in the 80 who's the one in the 80s whose girlfriend chopped off his dick that was a bobbit And then what was that guy's name? John Wayne bobbit He does that's what he was off but a foca shot his wife on the face. Is that what they say on in long? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joey but he had a it's something right it was a mobster or something. No, he had a little mistress. Oh Oh Aughty oner long Island lowly. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. No, that's not good

8:20It is long Island Lily and this guy's on dancing with the stars No, I was just asking you to pick because who's who were you interested in future Oscar winner multiple Still holding that ticket Julia style smart ticket the whole We're in a big comeback culture right now. They love a good redemption story a Brendan Frazier I think is your best comparison and he had just come back and won an Oscar. Yeah, well My other comparison was Vanderbeak, but oh tough. How can I get that tough? We're the way I know days You think you could win an AI. Yeah, maybe I don't know if they would do that But also it's happened the little the Lowe Asian boy data data from a Indiana Jones oh and goonies. He was Asian and goonies too. Yeah, what's he in he won uh for Everything everywhere all at once Really yes, I didn't see that Yeah, oh this guy yes, oh wow, so you're due and I think it's a smart I mean like you look at these roles like you're telling me and Emmy roll some's unbelievable um

9:24But you're telling me Julia styles couldn't have done the leading furious. She could do it She could do the leading furious. She can absolutely do it Yeah, I know that's a good ticket to hold. I don't have an ID cracks up every time I she comes up Well, she you're gonna be right eventually. She just has to get like the mom role. She's phasing into that now You know, I don't know. We'll see Yeah, it's the same she ashamed she fizzled out and like uh, I guess her prime. That's how they do it Yeah, I mean a lot of those people you look at back of that cast like they were all stars coming through like her Larissa Olnick Andrew Keegan Oh, yeah, he was a stud. Uh Heath Ledger dead. Yeah, they're all kind of just oh gabriel union was probably the biggest one to come out of that group That's right her and Heath Ledger, but then obviously he's yeah say it again What he's ledger. Yeah dead dead That Tuesday there was I'll tell you what I do with AI I would I'd say it's more probable than not somebody writes a Heath Ledger James Vanderbake like Post-life movie you think I'd watch that what do you mean post-life like?

10:24What does that mean if they're dead if they write they like you as them now? So this is a Heath Ledger in heaven movie. Yeah I guess I don't know I'll see anything's possible. I guess you're right. We've already seen how many more superhero movies we're gonna troll out there You're right. We need something different. We need we need uh James Vanderbake talking to St. Peter Yeah, I gotta get joke about that about you. What the f***? Very specific and convenient. Well, no, same Peter. Same Peter at the case. So four nuns die, right? Yeah, they're all best friends Uh come up through the minor league system the church. They're all at the rectory minor league at the church Yeah, yeah, so they're all so uh they all die St. Peter's got them at the gates with a bowl of water and like a crystal ball And he's like listen You ladies serve the great life. I know you're gonna get in. We just gotta answer one question I'll take a look at the crystal ball will get you in there. They're like okay. Okay First girl first nun comes up St. Peter's like What have you done with a penis? She's like father. I can't lie. I looked at one. He looks at the crystal ball

11:26He goes all right. He's telling the truth wash your hands All right, wash your eyes get in there. She goes in second one. What'd you do? I can't lie. I touched on He looks the crystal ball says wash your hands go right in Just as the second one's washing hands the fourth one cuts in front of the third one Same Peter's like whoa, what the f***'s going on here? He goes The the nun goes there's no way. I'm washing my mouth in that water after she washes her ass in it Yeah, that is a good one that is a good and then Vanderbeek comes up. Yes, and he's like oh Ay Vanderbeek Um happy happy black Tuesday Sad black Tuesday. Not as sad as it used to be We were at dinner with Rico and Rico brought up black Tuesday and I kind of just to play it along I was like yeah black Tuesday because I wanted to know I wanted to pretend like I knew Uh, it's not a thing. No, it's not Black Tuesday was what the stock market. Yeah, that's when dudes were jumping off roofs But this is the end of summer summer depression. Yeah, it's uh

12:26The end of summer and it starts what starts when you start looking for a shirt for Thanksgiving Eve there it is the next biggest night of the year as far as I'm concerned And then you sent us a bunch of proof in a group chat about like Facebook posts of like 87 days to a shirt You were counting down 87. Yeah every time. Yeah, every time I knew it varies by year I get that like Thanksgiving Eve is like the premiere going out night So is it is it bigger on statinite? It was just always kind of my favorite like I liked it I love Thanksgiving holiday But you also look at it as like you know, you're not back in summers you were like Grinding to just have enough money to go out right on the weekends You spend all your money every single weekend. You're probably like behind the April. What were your summer jobs varied Growing up. I mean in bet like 14 15 like my first shop's working best walk amps that like okay 150 bucks a week if that yeah like you know four or five weeks I was a bus boy and I just got 30 bucks a day. Yeah, my parents never made us work like during the school year their job was

13:30They were like all right if you're gonna do well in school Which we all did they were like good just worry about sports worry about that whatever Um, but yeah, we uh, yeah Another summer in the books 85 days to pick out a shirt this is in 2013. Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to get creative with that editing move I don't want people pulling out my uh My video slides from spring weekend 2009. What are it? That's specific and it seems like you want people to pull up What was 2009? Oh spring I just slid across the table. Fuck it. Whatever. We were too many friend requests So you're too many friends of course. They slid across the table in 2009 Yeah, it was like a make sure. I mean you guys are like a party move you guys should be uh Yeah, it was a friend of ours jump through a table when we were freshmen. So like everybody Always tried to do it. Let me see where I can find this fucking thing

14:31Some of the worst trades of all time vnex for hoodies I stand by all for work IDs boat shoes for snow boots And the air horn for an alarm clock Goodbye summer 2011 You were a great time. How many days till thanks dip giving Eve every time bro, but up You were you were vnet guy are you a fashion? Oh here it is. All right fucking animals We didn't pry this out of you at all Oh god damn boss go slide fly it across there Ha ha ha was that your yeah those primal Oh, you're excited. This is in the dorms. Oh, yeah You ever get Dudley PD on your ass? Ah, I mean yeah noise complaints and shit like yeah Yeah, but you were a football player. Yeah Then we moved off campus put so we Were you still allowed to go out on Thanksgiving Eve? Despite yeah, we were all season was over seasons over. I think we were not making um

15:37Yeah, what was like we're not making bowl games. Yeah, you you guys were like um Blocked at mucke by the way, that's my grandma. We don't want that Okay, I got you got you got grandma getting fucking grandma got nearly boy digging up fucking Oh, he's gonna be posting Bart Bart bikini pics No, we were not we were not in playoff Grama. Yeah, smoke so we were home for Oh my god of clubhouse the posts up the throwback smoke of the day is all no Oh Rika you'd have you'd have to giggle at that. Yeah, it's like The gift we just tips it We thought you were creepy you fucking took a two whole new love Crazy do you think you're feuding days are behind you Yeah, I still have a lot of shit like internally that bothers me. I just I do I try not to let it consume you

16:40Or like channel it like all right. I'm just gonna work on this like or do this or do that I think you've seen it. I mean you were there in New York. It look I don't think we really had any Both of you. I don't think we really had any civil Conversations in New York which I regret because it's like and that's not a knock on you guys, but I was so Consumed with like either the people I like or the people I hate that kind of the people in the middle It was like you were kind of intimidating you were of course you were like a creature of Folk Lord of me. Yes, I didn't know where to where to enter or you know Yeah, but like I regret that because I could we could have had a lot we've had a lot of fun But oh, you when I was so like off the rails you have like a steep learning curve at least at that time. It was just like what I was uh, I was afraid to say anything because what if I said something wrong that's accurate Yeah, I regret that no, no, no, it was more uh, it was my own fear. Yeah Well then when you learn it's like when you learn that the um I Guess like the the guardrails were off you you've definitely taken but it's like some unbelievable one liner shots on streams

17:44Yeah, but yeah, I think are hilarious, but I do it when you could never hear and it's only when I'm the safety in my home But it's like it's not on all you've done it on streams. Yeah, but I don't think you can hear it. Rico gets to it Yeah, Rico has people like you have you don't hear it live when I'm doing it. Oh, no, right exactly I would never do it when you hear it. Oh, we really yeah, dude. Why? Because you hear it. Oh, yeah, no, but like when you're commenting like mini golf. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, like that like that shit's all very funny to me and it's all stuff that's been said so 100% yeah You're like that line that had the thorn in its paw Yes, why is this guy so angry and he has a thorn. It's the thorn in the palm I agree Yeah, but at the bottom for a while the thorn was just your first name Yeah, that was uh, but now you're now you've accepted that too. I know it's it's you know who to thought Not a lot of people do you still have troops? Yeah, there are they ever are they itching do they ever go a little too far like feel like hey, Bosco check out 43 minutes into the

18:47Ainus subahthands. Yeah Sometimes really they're looking for points. They're definitely looking for points all they'll they'll do stuff that's like We had such a wrap early to like be the wild boys That like now they think all the breaks are off. So they'll like I don't know like take a shot at Marech out of nowhere and I'm like wait like I'm not I'm just saying they'll they'll go on things and be like look at this Do this I'm like, but like no why like we're not we're not in that right now We're not looking to bomb innocent people is there like a war comes I will take your finger will prick you will give you a gun and we'll move you on but like Peace times don't don't try to start a war. I don't need that right But are you compiling anything just in case like do you have a reserve so oh, I it's been a while I used to have a file in my phone called Adam Davies. Okay from entourage. Okay And this is the famous like you have a file in your smartphone. That's a problem Yeah, the famous like z when he goes z z fly when he's leaving the company never seen entourage

19:49What we've seen z z fly and crosswinds. Yeah, it's often where we're aware of the fly You've really never seen entourage never have I've watched one episode it was the one where uh Aquaman came out and he goes to the house party That's the best episode of all right, so I'm good when you've seen it one day in the valley is the best um Damn it's hard for you to rewatch it now what but it wouldn't be a watch Well watch it this far remove okay, because I feel like back in the day like the language the silliness of it like you need it was it was great you go Kids don't know who Sasha Gray is I know you go out to a bar and you watch it at 10 o'clock on a Sunday You're a little banged up like the jokes are kind of corny you just left it was just easy going people who like shitton entourage I'll never understand it was the perfect show for the perfect time their TV complex now Back to your file. Oh, yeah, is there anything you wouldn't accept like if this guy was like hey my buddy works for TSA Do you want nadoos x-rays? Do you want do you want you would would you accept that? You would accept this x-rays. I would make them send them smart enough to make them send them to an untraceable email of course

20:57But then if like if nadoo ever pissed you off you'd be like here's this fucking tiny rib yeah I would I would take we've kind of focused on like one enemy yeah for sure okay, so And so do you still have like tell or like you know we have to upkeep like the um the nuclear reserves that we have Do you go in there and do you like do you just look through just stay sharp or could you name everything in the files Yeah, most of it's like one guy But yeah, we you know pretty much I've I've Browse through it enough like on the fight upon it to use to say like when you open a compartment You got to know everything and where it is in that compartment you have to like memorize it I think with this file I memorized that compartment. I kind of know where everything in this file like it is there like How deep are we getting like or how how silly of information are you collecting rompicks like a random Tuesday night I mean you know Just like listen I was in consequential weaknesses of your archnemesis just in constant case I was I was

22:04I was dialed up but like if you if you got something that was humongous a bomb could you sit on that Or did you always to send those ones out most of the bombs came from Barry So yeah, rest in peace Barry, but he died chase. Oh, yeah, I would love to get a new bomb Are you certain berries dead? Jerry swear Jerry spoke to him on the phone. I kept that sounds like an alive man activity. I know Jerry I'm wondering if Jerry's playing the long game and he's Jerry spoke to him on the phone Um and confer Jerry yeah hold on one second my apologies. Thank you. I am yeah I know I do this. I'm sorry. Yeah counter Keys yeah, yeah, yeah, they always on the counter why would I take my keys with me? Hey, well they're on the fucking counter every time they weren't the normal place I usually sounds like you you kind of put them somewhere different this time. I did put them somewhere different This time yeah, that'll throw yeah, yeah, that's a bit annoying. I'd get annoyed by that

23:06But like what are you all in your defense to chief to chief look to chief and look she said she did then yeah Check the counter they counter rico Yeah, grass Yeah, I got counter things are going well for Rico big ass counter Can't find a single set of keys on it. Yeah, I find it too big for keys No My big ass counters Damn without trying to take this from like an emotionally healthy standpoint describe the thrill of getting like a A big bomb What if you got a tip proven Cons lost his penis in a bicycle accident in 99 constant he's dickless. Cons has no pain. Dickless since 99 proven You have a photo of his pack back in the day that would have been a good bomb He's an ally, but like yeah, right, but like back in the day without have you like singing to like a animated bird Like is that have you skipping around the house? Yeah, roll a connection. Yeah

24:07Well, it's more like yeah, you get a bomb like that you you got to call everyone else let them know or what Yeah, but I know how you do it you do it in code. Yeah, I get a call back boss. I was calling me be like Ask about college quarterbacks accident ask about his member Yeah, that was it's unhealthy because I you look at all this like just time you wasted with that and fucking But yeah, again, like you weren't developing you were so busy like trying to take down relationships If you weren't developing relationships But part of it might have been therapeutic because the way you made it theater was so Well, so ridiculous Theater with that that what people I was real. Yeah, I was that's just me bro on a Tuesday afternoon like so That's me but growing up on statin island did you were there instances like this where the you and your crew Like had to you know how to keep an enemy in place. I wasn't as like

25:09Controversial I guess growing up Like that were you always handed out nicknames though or code names No, really no did your boys did your crew have nicknames everybody had yeah, I mean nicknames are a thing I feel like the dot dot what were you asked me yeah Terry come on it's not a nickname You guys like investigative reporters. It's well. Where are you? T Rose okay rose. Yeah, that's perfectly fine Yeah, it's just it's more of names You know like but and they're all stupid fucking piti mallins because he bet on the mallins one night piti marlins pole don't nudge me bro. I guess he said don't nudge me bro to somebody once that'll stick There was another kid fathead What about him he's got fat head okay That's my boy boots back home he wore boots wants to high school. Yeah My best friends never sworn again My best friend and his brother one night or one day we were at like They some something some maybe his brother's best where you actually remember and uh

26:12This kid comes walking in kids like 11 and they're like oh there's Mike in the brown house Why do you fucking call Mike in the brown house and he just goes lives in a brown house? I got brown house stupid shit. I like that though. Yeah, I like that a lot Is that that's such a a New York thing? I think nicknames. Yeah, I feel like they're dying out. I miss them Yeah, I mean you look like I don't know. Maybe it's East Coast more I know you guys are Pittsburgh but like it feels like big cities like you look at Dave like some of the nick like I grown up as a fan Of barstool like some of the funniest things were weird haircut set right fucking loud Sean like um trash age Yeah Alarmingly stupidie called Tommy. What was another one that I always Light switch Lou like right, you know, it's like why oh, well, he's a fucking like when you think of something creative like that I always thought that was like Funny and that's the shit we grew up on you know Philly New York Boston like so So are you good at like could you give a nickname to Marrash right now?

27:18Marrash from the brown house No, cuz I don't know all my nicknames are like Cody now because it means it's only you're calling everybody Cody. No, it's like code e like Wait, kodish kodish But like wait a minute. What are you talking about like Cody's just already a name? I'm saying Cody's a common sense my names are like Spiteful like I'm saying they're cold, but how's Cody's spiteful? It's just the first name We have like three codis that work here They're code e like That's in the e that's uh, what's another word? It's another word that like ends like that e A gimmick e like gimmick e that's what they're code e So you call on everyone they call him dudes Cody No, I'm not calling everyone Cody saying what do you call Lanza? Yeah, yeah Cody So it you do do that That's funny. It's like I like really everybody

28:25All right, okay Lost me there for a split sack. I did But it's like a sign of respect like I think so too if you have you know like Whatever an inside joke of nicknames on people shit like that definitely well you guys let me ask you this Because this was a big thing in college. Did you guys use the First up you went to college together correct. No, no, okay. Oh, yeah, can't stay can't stay West Virginia. Sorry within your group of both of friends in college Did you use to say oh there's your boy or oh he's your boy and it meant both ways so a lot of it When we said your boy, it was never somebody on the inner circle of friendship. Oh, that's your boy right Yeah, yeah, but it also it you did like kind of like the person So like if MOOC was just happened to be in our stats class and like you sat next to him and your friends would see you like Partner off or trade notes when I was like oh, that's that's your boy Like you would use it as a sign of respect. Yeah, that's my boy like we we're getting a fucking a this year that

29:28But then there would also see kids like the the kid who smokes too many cigarettes or wouldn't shut up Would follow you this way they'd be like yeah, that's your boy big difference. Yeah, my it would be a sign of respect Or it would be like a Therogatory, you know, you're hanging out with them. Yeah, oh, that's your boy I don't I don't want to be implicated that there was a thing where it's like it was a split like vote It'd be like no, no, he's your boy. It's like I see you fucking sit with him that one time over there I would get I would get into arguments over ownership of the boy. Yes. Yeah, that's not my boy, right? That's your boy Okay, but you were at CC's yeah, like wait. Why was that kid at the party last night? Oh, he's your boy. That's your boy Oh, you got yeah, you got ask him. Yeah, oh, yeah, for sure Without a doubt Rico, you know who your biggest fan is my fiance Oh, you were at our first date together. There was a triple date me you and her Columbus, Ohio I'm a so high for a high new, um high new event travel event And then she didn't understand barstow at all and all these dudes were coming up to you and like

30:31saying like a list and shit. Yeah, that is the most yes and list of Rico and why is Rico turning like Burgundy Well, they were just yeah like simple things they come by like self check out the fucking scam. Yeah, you're right bro right And she's like I was pretty well behaved that you were but she's she's like once you to officiate our wedding Which is a private wedding with just our parents. Oh That's how you said woof. No, I I'm worried about the pressure. I'm worried about the pressure I think you need to know the couple absolutely Intimately and how they met and you need to fuck my fiance I think you're some background. I think you need to know like How they yeah, how they met you were there You didn't meet that no, no, no, we became boyfriend girlfriend Weddings are more casual or we're from I've know like in your area your stomping grounds weddings are a big deal Big deal like the DJ has to be perfect. I've got to be a veteran. He has to be high energy. We

31:34I went in who'd you get Charlie Cavallo. Oh fuck goat. He was singing fucking Sinatra too. He was singing and spinning Yeah, he's awesome. How far in advanced did you have to book him out? Because does everybody want him? The minute I signed Well, he's got a residency on Sundays down at DJs. Okay, so the minute I all the by Rico Bosca up the minute I booked him The minute we booked the venue. He looks just like Tony soprano. I called him to make sure we had him See if you get him singing that's a one for one. What do we see post in his bank account? Uh, no, probably Bitcoin maybe seems like a Bitcoin guy. Oh, oh, oh he did get Charlie got hacked All right, whatever you go see if you get him singing. He's probably got some things singing But don't you you also know no, just go scroll down. He probably definitely posted it Maybe not Wait go No, what do you mean what do we go he wants us to talk while he's looking yeah, go hold on. You're not no, I know it. Let's go down

32:41I'm going to scroll you don't scroll fast off I don't want to miss it. Oh wait, what is that goop that he posted? Why do you post goop Rico? Where's the goop? Looks like oh Rico new catchphrase alert for you green applesauce. Where's the goop Bosca? Oh, what does that say is he shitting on somewhere? What do you do with handbone from Eastie to make delicious split pea soup? My mistake probably tastes great Yeah, he likes to post about Easter. Gotta get him singing nothing with him. Easter's a big Sunday At a satin alley wedding is Easter the holiday? No, it's just good food holiday. Oh, we're rated food holiday I think Easter kind of stinks. I know that's not really Catholic of me, but Catholic Church has their own problems Yeah I didn't like I didn't like Easter either though No singing all right. That's a shame Don't you won the DJ that plays like club bangers though. Oh, yeah, we had a Whitney Houston we had a Whitney Houston mega mix for like 14 minutes And they were singing to it. No, he was He's mashing up all Whitney's hits. Yeah, so DJs are important the tables you set up are important. Yeah, you have you have tables specifically for toasters, right?

33:50What do you mean? That's like a statin island long island thing. There's like an appliance table. No, everyone Ended West thing everyone ends up putting toast. That's the old Sebastian Maniscalco skit we give cash in an envelope That's what you do. Yeah, it's a big bag. It says cash. There's a box you put the card in high I thought you met toasters as in people giving toasts At the wedding no, that's a midwest thing you like to get an appliance are getting appliances. I feel like oh, I don't know that yeah No, definitely not New York What about the cake? What was the dessert situation? You got to go there. What's the well? You guys are crazy about oh, they love the whale that chocolate Whale, but you will know, but you will everybody talks off. Fudgy well like it is like permanently etched in Americans minds I don't know why we don't have Fudgy well. We had I think like butter dream cake. I want to say okay Desert table after I love chocolate well. Do you know chocolate well? Carvelle yeah, I don't know about that. There was a lady on St. Alan Asian woman nice woman. She was the last wait

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43:28Between the green bay packers and the Minnesota Vikings one massive week the biggest sports all on paramount plus Whoa, you know what I'm upset about the tear down And I know there are big corporations like Party city was reliable is shit bro everyone now is ghost town you're going to home You're going up. Oh, hey, we got we got this kind of day. Yeah. Oh, it's a Marty girl theme party like were you hosting parties like that? Uh like college or whenever college most okay now you're not hosting parties. Yeah, no not really The um, yeah, the themes in college are always like stupid like what CEO oh, yeah, yeah, yeah pros and CEO hose. Yeah, yeah, I got her. Were you in a frat? Uh, oh, we did mind it Christmas. I thought I was most clever guy in America was like Santa and his whole hose Santa and his whole house annual party. Yeah, the Lou out was always we took that from the older kids that was um

44:30The last game of the year. It was the Lou out was the Lou out. Okay, that's I wonder I know it's like a small period of time Like I wonder when that shit died, right? COVID no like your History like somewhere along the line it got lost in the shuffle that when we left we passed it to you It's weird. Yeah, yeah, you know like it doesn't it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things But it is it was pretty cool to be a part of something I guess like that It is weird how like things spread though because what was what was the rumor about uh Russell Wilson's wife for you Sierra. Yeah. Oh, I shit a shlong. Everybody thought that that was before internet. How that how that start? I don't know Marilyn Manson. Sock just dick. Yeah, it took out his ribs dick. There was another room. Marilyn Manson was a big rumor guy What else did he have? He said he was Paul from the one two years. I've heard that too And then uh the oval teen kid died of a pop rocks and coke I didn't know that okay Eddie laughs at this my dad told us a story he didn't want us playing on trampolines

45:30He started a rumor that a kid died jumping off a trampoline trying to dunk To be shack and then they buried him in shactor is he What do you think that be shack like shack was his idol? He like shack like shack And then I called my dad and he's like I think I made that up so you would remember the details Just to keep you from like there was a true story that kid died jumping off a trampoline But he like he just made up the shack. Yeah, he made our shack. He was buried in because he knew he loved basketball At home who was your idol grown up I think Sean Kemp was my first favorite basketball player grand hill for sure shortly after it was probably one two kengripy junior um Zach brazilor Oh, that guy's the worst Who's Zach brazilier Kyle? Didn't you like used to be boys with them? I was never boys with him. He's a liar He's a full-blown liar a lot he makes things up brazilor Yeah, what's he makeup? He said the statin island was a dead zone of recruiting and then he changed the headline and never apologized

46:36He edited the headline and post somebody else edited the headline and then he says I don't make up my headlines They didn't never issue to retraction So dead to you. Yeah, he's the worst who were who's on your statin island Mount Rushmore Colin jost Colin jost I've met no shit. Yeah, so a friend of mine I don't get into super specific but a friend of mine was right when he started They said he was either married to score with your answer. You remember how that was kind of like a um Like a rumor. Yeah, like it nobody really knew what was going on So we were at a funeral and I had met Colin jost for the first time. I was like, hey, what's going on? It's we knew some mutual friends. I'm like this, you know, I'm friends with this. Oh, okay Yeah, hello, hello because I had met his brother a bunch of times too And uh my buddy who knows him way better because they grew up together Walks up and he's like, oh, hey, what's up? He's like, oh, what's going on? He's like uh He's like so what's the deal with Scotch? Oh you guys married a what like straight like that really? I was like I felt like this big. I was like I get the fuck at it and what do you say back? He was like Kind of like he was like laughing about it. Yeah, it wasn't like it was if I did it it was like uh

47:39Stuttering John on how it's turned they'd be like what do you like how in sense interview? Right? He actually knew him right? Okay, so he's allowed to do so. Yeah, so he knew how to do it. So Colin Joes is up there Pete Davidson Jason Markey had a great career in the MLB The Andrewsie brothers Frank Siller okay for what he's done philanthropy wise. I don't know who that is. Uh tunnel to the towers. Oh, yeah 9-11. Yeah, George my father spent thousands of dollars at victory sports George Siller ran a great sporting good store nicest guy in the world um I get uh Wu Tang. Yeah, Red Man, Methamann is a big big ass route Mount Rushmore. Yeah um Keep going I think they said lady Gaga was from standout. Okay. Yeah Warren. Maybe let's pull up the list. Hold my missing That's Rico's top four Rizzler

48:39The oh yeah Rizzlers on there now Aguilera did you confuse her with uh Gaga maybe The situation for Steena Aguilera about a switch me chairs What so I can sit next to cost Italian Fred Durses. You remember that Eminem Lerid? Eminem Lerid. Oh no, I was never an Eminem all good. Oh, yeah, I knew she gave head to yeah, I'm gonna have two first She's from Pittsburgh though Aguilera. Big time. Yeah, who's this guy? Joey Salitz. He was a prankster turn politician I think you'd go to the hood and be like dork at your phone. Oh meals by kooj He's blowing up. Yeah, Sabu. I don't know that person. Rayquan Yeah, I was not a um a Wu-Tang guy It was a little too early for me. Oh, Vinny um Vinny Guadanino Jersey Shore. Yeah Pete Davidson for sure too. When Jersey Shore came out Did that change everything for you? Well, it was weird because it's like Pete like the rest of the world

49:40We're like these people aren't real and it's like yeah, they are Like I used to see fucking my boy Vinny Minsk redo his hair in last period He would go to the bathroom with a jealous pocket to redo his hair because he was going out to font-pond to meet girls Like this these like they're all lunatics right they all my buddy fucking gersh when he moved into college Told the story we came back for Thanksgiving Eve and he was like yeah, my we were like how's your roommate He's like bro kids from the sticks. He's like I moved into He went to Manhattan college. He's like I moved in I had 32 pairs of jeans and 47 button-ups and the kid looked at me like I was from fucking Glam he was like what is going on And it's like bro we're here for a long time. We're going out Thursday Friday Saturday We're in the social media age you think I'm wearing the same fucking shirt. I want Thursday on Sunday We're trying to get laid this is in college. Yeah, like 40 Guys afford 30 pairs of jeans. I don't know Jeans are something you can kind of recycle. Yeah jeans you can wear till they feel like

50:40He I'll never forget he said he had 47 fucking button-ups, but like so many was there like a stigma of like you know Metro sexual it. Yeah, for sure they would make funny for that, but like did you ever tan? No, okay? My mother was a health teacher Oh, she was I you did I did it where you sneak into anton no once I had a crush on a girl in college She was like I was like really trying to hang out where I think we hung out like once before that She's like well she's like we go to the party tonight, but I got to go to this like tanning thing you want to go I'm like yeah, sure I'll go To a tanning you went to the tanning event went to a tanning salon. We legitimately went to a tanning. Did you go in separate booths? Yeah, yeah, oh it'd be awesome if we went in the same booth. Uh-huh fucking great. Yeah banging under the heat hard to do Yeah, banging under the heat. No, I was I was such a simp that I fucking and you so you went once to tan once the tan Yeah, like I was probably into or she into it or like what do you do? Um No, I don't think she was I would go in college. I actually fuck a couple of my buddies

51:41Uh-man were they tan? No, or that's in but Do you uh we got the spin off to Jersey Shore? I don't think that was a fair spin off. What you guys you pro wild? Oh, yeah One season MTV 2012 or 13 yeah when you look back like do you think that lady fucking This is sick. I am I know her name salia and salsano should get like Like a TV like I don't know like a just a crazy award for how much she nailed that cast now you could also say of who salia and salsano salia and salsano is who casted the Jersey Shore. Oh, oh, yeah, she should But you could also say she threw a perfect game but Anybody could have because you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a fucking content factory on staten island in New Jersey You think they could have just picked anybody those type of people are a diamond a dozen Yeah, I mean you knew people that acted just like Mike the city every single week and every single weekend Fucking whistle Nick used to go down there and have a showhouse with the next to my brother

52:44He was a fucking lunatic. Why was he whistle Nick? Yeah, whistle I was one of the original whistle. What do you mean he had yeah, yeah, yeah whistle the whistle He would bring the whistle to the whistle. Yeah, yeah, and what would he blow it for like with the beat? I would do that you do it too. Yeah, I did it at the indie 500 party. He's that is that um well I took it from a guy named Mike L who used to DJ Michael Mike L But it's pronounced Michael Yeah Yeah, it's just Mike Mike L last name. You're like a hyphen Why yeah like Superman's dad. Yeah, I'm am I Kyle Oh, you Kyle B This kid's Mike L Mike Michael what? What What was his last name or at least the initial feds feds a list Wait, you stole the whistle from Michael Mike L isn't that annoying though? Yeah, is that a no way people I hated yeah

53:47That what suck but like hey, you need a gimmick but like the w no Girls had a couple of modellos. She's like let me get you whistles. Okay Okay Turn around let's grind for three songs Whistling why you would grinding But also the only if I was like really over serve because that's kind of hard imagine like Being grinded on someone's blowing a whistle like three inches right from your ear. Yeah The whistle isn't a good sound. There's no way it improves the song. It's a ghastly shriek Definitely not and how many whistles were going on in the club at once only one you were though I was the whistle guy for a little bit and whistle next all it where you have to like Did he become whistle nick afterwards or after yeah, but I was out of my prime So it's kind of like all right you passed on the whistle to nick after Michael was out of his prime Michael passed it to you kind. I don't think he knows about that What are some other gimmicks that people had maybe like unwritten rules about going out like that you had to follow What if you and I are all same shirt

54:49Yeah, same shirts tough, but like I remember breaking my buddy's chops. He same thing We went out Saturday on Thursday. He was wearing the same polo two days later. It's like bro We're we get photographed him and what are you doing You can't repeat did you ever get caught repeating offense? I definitely repeat but like you know a year in advance six months in advance Like you can you can mix and match how you're gonna how many polos have you had at once? Bunch 2030 maybe I don't know. Yeah, not a lot. I got a lot now with with all my gearboxes right The shirt Thanksgiving Eve shirt you you bought it Months in advance. Yep. No, sometimes like week before two weeks before you but it would always be on the look It's always a priority Yeah, but you gotta remember like you didn't have money. I was saying this before kind of got there. We got sidetracked Like you blew all your money for the fucking summer. You're probably in the hole, you know So like you look at September and October. It's like okay now here's the time where I'm gonna save up save up a little bit

55:50Football's on like that's my day like on I'm gonna like I'll stay in the house and watch football day long and you make money Would you miss that? Are you going to bedding? Was that for shirt money? Oh? No, I got probably interested in knowing the lines you grow up on stand out and you're you're more Street savvy then I didn't know sports betting was like a popular thing into I got this job same Yeah, that's different. I think that's difference between like city and yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you had yeah You everybody knew the lines growing up. We'll say that okay Don't yeah, I put my foot in my mouth. Yeah, we go. Yeah Oh, yeah, I was worried about you Having you on just because it puts a microscope on us. Oh Yeah, you guys will catch something. I'm that's usually how it works with me But my bomb radius is like three towns. I mean we got we got an ocean who's next door? They might catch some box big boys clubs Yeah, big boys Like we had a company wide email about specific brands and it was a picture of you

56:51Yeah, that was Was that your forehead that could have been it was cropped forehead. Yeah, that could have been controlled. That was dumb Got new better, but it was also a draft King's hat Right So Do you feel like that one was fair? If you mess up you got to take the account. Okay. Well, we don't even know if it was you was a really zoomed in picture of a forehead You were a non-47 brand It's like the one role for like you guys you guys like like we're at a point where this could potentially go away and you guys are like Being grave diggers now. I mean, Rico you when you put that on I know the risk not I should have not when you put on that draft King's branded hat you had to know that you were in deep shit And I was right out of that right off the top of the the biggest should have been controlled It's about my whole life trying not to get in trouble and then I put myself in trouble So you you you never gotten to trouble before this job you were at least we weren't a my whole life here trying to get into trouble

57:57Yeah, yeah, but like you were you a were you a good student? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. I like to math like writing Okay, I mean screwing around in high school like get thrown out of class for like one-liners. Yeah, like what? I Who was the teacher who was the teacher? It's guy Vinnie of course That was the teacher Vinnie R was Yeah, and there was one day I'll not miss something But he like the lines were so good. He couldn't get mad and I sat right in the front In the middle of class one day I had a kid call my phone. I was like I like he the teacher looked away I'm like call it call it he calls it phone starts ringing the middle class So now the teachers like like what do you an asshole? This is back when cell phones are like start. Yeah, so I would answer him like yeah Like what's up? No, I'm not doing anything and he's standing like where you are he's like living I'm like oh, all right. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell him I'll tell him I walk back to this kid in the class that everyone kind of hated he's wearing a gold we had to wear shirts and ties in college. Yeah, yeah

58:58He's wearing it was you remember like Regis filming when he used to wear the um Filmin Where they're like silk shirt with the matching tie absolute like color on color pull up Regis filming I was obsessed with Regis film and I was my my first pet hermit crab. I named him Regis. I loved him. So he When he would wear those things some of them looked really good like if it was Uh, I don't know green on green or what this kid's regis he could pull it off. Yeah, this kid had like gold on gold dude It was bad So I walk back to the kid I go hey, it's uh It's gold dust. He wants a shirt back and the teacher couldn't keep his tray face then he like like a little shit like that Yeah, you know like like stupid shit like we got uh Kyle you I think I told this on a house called the guy the guy with one teacher we hated the guy with smoke cigarettes like fucking Air was nuts. He always stunk and uh, he was like if he's like by the way like where we're reviewing for the regents He's like if you get a hundred on the the global regents like uh steak dinner So I'm like hey, uh, I got a question. He's like what you think you're gonna get a hundred? I'm like nah

1:00:00That dinner that's with you He's like yeah, I gotta take out I go How's that a reward? Bosco little shit Yeah, it is a little weird dinner with the definitely definitely definitely yeah Kyle used to go up to the freshman when he was a junior senior and just be like hey this teacher wants to talk to you And it's the class you were going to and then they would just be standing in the room And then the teacher would be like what are you doing in here? They were like well, he said you want him in you just deny it I picked the tiniest boys always a little but like a 12 pound boy Good times. I never really got into I was I was I've never broke rules Not like you loved pranks though. I did But I didn't yeah, yeah, I guess so I decided to school maybe yeah, probably Nothing to like pull from though I don't know it's hearing about your Escapades and fun you had it makes me regret being born where I was born Yeah, but we had some kids who were like fucking Luna like my best friend is brother fucking lunatics like when you're thinking about doing who's your best friend if you had them in anything

1:01:07No, that would that would be good to have on a house called big chat says he wants them on bed. Yeah, what's name? Nickname what alternative to close Bugs and just say okay You already say too much. No, no, that's fine bugs go bugs. Did he have a rabbit? No, I don't know why actually I think I don't even know how that name started actually, but anyway, that's a second nickname I'm not gonna put his whatever his government. Yeah, but I mean they were lunatics by the time you would like be like Thinking if something's a bad idea. They were already doing it has big cat met bugs. No Wow Just try to separate church and state around here. Yeah, but I mean if he's If he's good, I don't know if even Jerry met him because I think he was working the night of one of my roommates parties So Jerry came, but I don't think he met okay some of the closest people. Yeah But Jerry had a very funny thing to he goes to the party and then he re we recap it on house call and he's like gay like

1:02:12Unbelievable pizza. He's like but water shittles It does that offend you. I don't think it's not it's not I get a bad rap I have a really I think we grew up in a really really great place because it's like ton of blue collar people proud of where they came from Like work and class families, but you also get the vibe that you can be on the ferry and be in Manhattan in 30 minutes I think it's one of the best places in the world to live It's to get to make sure you got the work. Yeah, I mean you grew up like no You knew how to like act in bars you were going to parties like you have the small community feel of you still had a yard and like Good work and class people, but like You could go you were you were kind of open to go do things a little bit You know like you grew up you got a little taste where you grew up and learn how to like carry yourself Where you allowed to go into the city alone as a kid like with friends kid with a friend like Yeah, but like I mean I went to high school in Brooklyn. So then oh yeah guys were going to the city You could go like I've took the I took the I used to take the train into bed neighborhoods by sneakers with friends like shit like that like you just kind of had

1:03:16You had you had access to a lot of things you would buy sneakers and bad neighborhoods. I wouldn't buy the sneakers bugs would buy the sneakers Okay, he was um were they like uh doops were they fake sneakers? No, they were legit. Okay, they were legit Um, but then he would yeah you'd have to ride him on the train as like a 87 pound 14 year old boy with a bag of fresh fucking Yeah, it's asking eights. They were fours. No free ads And uh were 11s and uh And be like you know where he was gonna get rubbed so it was always fun Yeah, yeah, I was I've always been like Envious of people that had upbringings and the New York area a lot of characters But that's yeah that Jersey Shore like that people like is this really how they act? Like dude, this is like every single day Like these lunch tables were hilarious like it's just full-blown characters Did you do you feel like you aged out of the Jersey Shore like oh yeah, yeah, there's people who still kind of like go down there

1:04:19Right is there like what are you I mean it gets a the bar scene you kind of age out of yeah, because like you can't possibly go You only you hit a gap going out for you still go like once a year right? No, not really. No, I'll go to To like the family section. Okay. I've like yeah like where it's Kitty rides and fucking mini golf and beach and relax, but like I can't even imagine going out I think you look I saw you pull up a few years ago Yeah, that was you wanted to come at her time and a little bit of all sets in the corner Was I yeah, I think that was when I got on the mic and we were coming to New Jersey And I was screaming that if you have like our sports books common like download it or you're a fucking scum Have we talked about secrets? I love secrets. That's where yes, it's all it's all it's the it's my favorite place on earth Maybe yours as well. I regret I regret not doing more

1:05:19Things in your peak, you know like go into college when you were in college like go and visit other colleges never did it stories of that shit like that Secrets I wish we made a trip with my buddies there. I wish I took my friends from college down to the Jersey shore I wish we went to the Kate more you know, I mean like But you don't have money in your pocket like uh, right and you and a friend of mine used to say too We got lazy like you don't want to you don't want to walk from this dorm to that dorm, you know, you get like lazy so But you regret it when it's done, but yeah man secrets was I went one time and that was fucking awesome It's unbelievable. I went back. I still think we can I don't think we're too old I think we're gonna go back would you come with us? Yeah, I would do that. I think we need you would you bring a whistle I don't know if I could do that at 40 close yeah, whistle at 40. I don't know if I could be the whistle That's like a 40. That's an age to start doing it. What if we caught what if we do your 40th at secrets?

1:06:21That's too much for people to travel we could do maybe I would go I would travel for I'm saying all like Yeah, would cordon I go no chance Dan would yeah to dock to told it over you No, I don't know we could do a day at that secrets. I don't know. It's like we'll film it They said this culture doesn't drink as much they don't that's not true. They oh I thought they had smaller percentage But if you go out to bars I see them They're doing they're doing the same shit that we used to do. I don't know. I heard they close out after every round I heard they fucking they don't run up tabs No, they don't bring cash like Even just bar etiquette like if you went out with a card back in art. They'd be like Unless you were doing like a massive bill at the end. Yeah, like you had cash on you like I feel like it helps control your spending to a little bit having cash. Yeah, you have three hundred pocket As soon as I have cash that's a money's already spent for sure, but it's like when you go through it You're like at least I know what I'm at for the rest of the night

1:07:22You know what I mean you can like actually count that more about their appearance too Yeah, yeah, everything is Document yeah, we would what we would drink until we looked like a that's true Yeah, everything's a photo everything's kind of like it's true a gotcha culture. I fucking I nailed it But that's what that said the FOMO is instant like back in the day You used to spend all day Friday or Saturday being like all right where are we going? Oh, there's a house party over here Or hey, they're not ideeing at this place we could get in here. We're going here. We're going there now the minute you walk into that place You look and go oh well, Marisha's at that girl's house that looks like a way for more fun party You'll foam all like instantly in all world used to you would meet back up at the diner at 2 a.m I'd be like bro you missed so many of my weekends were just asking what's the move and never I've never that too But like you you missed out like all you missed out on this thing. Oh, how was it like it's like oh yeah, all right You could choose wrong was you could choose wrong. It's gonna be okay. It wasn't like instant You know what I mean like so yeah I think we have a video from Rudy then we can let you go Rico. Thank you so much. Yeah a lot of laughs. That was fun

1:08:2730 that's not that better. No, no What Rudy said he's on vacation in Nantucket he rudy's in his his own house in Nantucket I think it's his own which he's never invited us to or told us about his own personal pro fair or foul Rico Well, thank you fuck Rudy. Yeah, move what move got actually mad at Campbell. We found out Did he go straight from camp? Howdy fellas now vacation Rudy here reporting from beautiful Nantucket, Massachusetts First of all just want to say I miss you. Hope you're doing well. I'm doing better But I heard a rumor that Rico Bosco is on the podcast today and I have a question for him regarding Decor in vacation homes because he had one of the most shocking takes I've ever heard about decorating rooms in vacation homes Specifically certain themes so as you can see if we start in here we have the lobsters in between the two ovens That's basic beach house. Yeah, it's bored. This way Boring but private beach feeling. Yeah, it's born man in the dining room. We have another sailing boat But the room I want to talk about in particular is the living room because the living room has a very very distinct vibe and that is of flowers flower right there

1:09:34Another set of flowers right there and then just when you think it's over third set of flowers It's a floral room But I have a question for you Rico Bosco What on earth would be better than a floral room Would it be a mac room would it be an NCAA tournament room would it be a Jeremy Shockey tight-end room? I need to know what niche sports conference player team Bracket would be better served than a beautiful floral room All right, so I think it all depends on where you are here He's in the Nantucket right? I think you go obscure and you look up famous rowing competitions Okay, okay, or like old school like black and white where it almost looks decorative But maybe if the guy ever had to show you around or whatever when he was giving you kids like oh hey What somebody says oh hey, I like these like decorative like rowing type things It's like well actually that was from the fucking 86 championship with whatever you know what I mean right kind of sneak it in there

1:10:36That's what I would say for the living room kind of sneak it in there Whoa to draw what about like non sports is there like would you do like a movie room A specific movie or an actor on to rush an on to roger room. Oh, it would be really good. It'd be cool, but a little hacky. Yeah Kaiser roll room Yeah, I mean good good bread is what makes a sandwich like artistically no, I think that's kind of weird yeah walls um Is there a food that would look good is there a classy Fruit probably grapes a grape bro maybe that's but like I don't know if you want to you can't have the like your bedroom be the grape room I can't have the What did you say Can't have the grape room grape room. I don't know trying to think of things that are like under appreciated in

1:11:40They have to be underappreciated but beautiful There doesn't even have to be beautiful I don't think it has to be beautiful. Okay, just underappreciated Yeah, it's just like you see it there like everything's predictable there right lobster's beach chairs But oh shit if his like if his living room was hide's ward Living room might be a little bit too much, but Me like I think you're like a nice lumbar like a lumbar trophy On the mantle is like oh, okay guys are party. I think bathroom would be the move to get like nuts like your man cave bathroom should be insane So I almost wonder if you should put your hated rivals in a bathroom right the stinks. We shit Okay, and you wash it off right Or like underneath the toilet you're superimposed like fucking Washawn McCoy Eagles rival, you know, we're fucking superimpact fucking look Sean there's shady McCoy in your toilet

1:12:42Derek cheater Oh my god, good question Rudy invite us to that house That's a thing maybe why why don't they have you know how they do that thing where it shoots the blue water in the toilet Yeah, I'll take do that where you can make it somebody's face So it's like liquid, but it makes their face I don't know do we have the tag I guess like a like imagine just fucking somebody you hate in history And they're made of water that you could just plop right I just should just drop and you like you just what about can't could you just project it on the water Could you have a little projector on the top of the room yeah and project their face and yeah Like the guy from the auto body shop in the neighborhood to charge you your mother too much. They still hold the grudge Every time you just you eat a little too much Mexican food Come in hung over and just plop a fucking steamer right as generations and wheelings still They still have been lotten in the in the urinals good for them good Americans Mm-hmm he was in a lot of urinals. Yeah, I hope he was wearing his summer underwear when he died Why he went to hell

1:13:47I bet he did what is the summer underwear it's just like old saying for my grandpa and it's hot now. Yeah, it's hot now So you've got to be wearing summer underwear You know there's a difference you know when you pick up a good pair of I know but he was also in like the Middle East so it was Probably was dressed for the weather. I don't think he had many parkers No No, there's no chance chance in London either. He had one. They were rich. Yeah, he probably had one like goose jacket maybe Crazy Okay, thank you so much. Yo listen. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, it was a blast. All right. Uh, thank you guys for watching god bless