Hour 3 - Labor Danger

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3:03But here in our number three, how seriously should it majorly baseball fans take a player saying that they'll put school teachers out on the field in 2027 before the players accept the salary cap? Of course, the anonymous major league baseball player saying that also should Halo fans be worried about Stan Cronkies plans to build a new big A, a $2.5 billion baseball stadium. And now that influencers have interrupted a match, isn't that exactly what the US open tennis people deserve after deliberately loosening fan restrictions for the influencer invasion that invasive species. We'll talk about all that. Also ask Ben, yeah, we got that as well. It's coming your way right now. Here it is. Settle in my friend. It's our number three. We'll do the Malar Mumble. A little labor danger.

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6:10from the front lines of the labor battle royale and major league baseball players bracing for a very ugly labor situation that will likely take at least some if not all of the 20 27 season away the current CBA expires after the world series if you have not heard the latest perhaps not the biggest flashpoint there's a very wordy story that came out on the small little cable channel that has a website out of Bristol Connecticut so they had a story out they talked about the situation as it is today the owners pushing for a salary cap and the players and we're not going to do it and it's competitive balance the owners are saying well we have a salary cap will have competitive balance like what what why do you care

7:12about that as a fan the players don't even care or the owners don't care about competitive balance either because you could have competitive balance right now they just they're just not motivated to do it they're lazy rich guys who lazy have video at 11 so in a very worthy story very lengthy story featuring my favorite topic in all of sports the anonymous coach the anonymous player in this case it was an anonymous player who gave what we call the money quote what is the money quote the money quote one supposedly highly paid highly paid national league in fielder national league in fielder gave this money quote said here it is give you the quote I'm not going to add anything here's the quote get ready to see a bunch of school teachers and what not out there because we're not playing if there's a salary cap close quote now several other players also

8:13predicted a very lengthy lockout and that is a good jumping up points will let us discuss the question how seriously should major league baseball fans take a player saying that they'll put school teachers out on the field in 2027 before accepting a salary cap so I've got Howard Stern Jay Z and potato salad and we'll put all of these things together and we are going to have better days we're gonna have better days absolutely all right so first of all this is red meat rhetoric is what this is that that's what both sides are cranking up the propaganda machine and what are they trying to win they're trying to win the hearts minds and souls of you right that's what this is all about you are the prize you this is the battlefield the court of public opinion they're worried about you now the owners know that just by saying hey we want to make things more affordable and we can pedal

9:19this competitive balance fairy tale the owners know that the customer is I hate to say it gullible right that most fans are low information fans and they buy it they buy it they almost always buy it oh yeah that makes sense of course I don't recall many fans saying that they want to cap on how much they can make but yet they don't mind the cap on the players sorry so the owners at this point they might as well bring back the the ghost of Howard Stern I don't know who kidnapped Howard Stern but he used to be good Howard Stern's superhero fart man and put in a salary cap and both just like that 20 years of terrible stewardship horrific ownership disappears like a fart in a windstorm it's just got now spoiler alert spoiler alert a cap just guarantees larger profit margins

10:19while at the same time it's a double double situation double your fun double your pleasure it also rewards the tightwads running the pirates in the a's in the Cincinnati Reds and the royals in the Marlin now we have tangible proof that you don't need a salary cap to put a good team on the field in fact a top-level team on the field what is your evidence mr. Mallorca judge here's my evidence uh exhibit a would be the Milwaukee Brewers that's exhibit a okay so that's exhibit what about exhibit be well exhibit be thanks for asking that would be the Tampa Bay race these teams have already proven you don't have to spend three hundred million dollars you don't have to have a top five pay roll to be a good team these are the top two teams in baseball this season the Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa not the Dodgers not the Yankees not the match not the Atlanta Braves as we're doing this Tampa Bay in Milwaukee are the top two teams in professional baseball the payrolls of these teams

11:22are 19th and 23rd they're not even in the top 10 top 15 and one of them is even in the top 20 that's it so spare me the Jerry Lewis poverty telephone I don't need it baseball does not need capology it needs a stupidity cap is what it needs on bad owners and if you have some dead wood you cut out the dead wood baseball they don't get rid of these bad owners instead we have a staring contest right now between the robber barons of baseball and the millionaire jocks everyone's preparing for armageddon they've all got their bomb shelters and their water and their canned foods and they're ready to go now eventually inevitably someone is going to blink and we will see if the players actually have the stomach to miss paychecks and how many paychecks and the rhetoric will become real the

12:23the rubber will meet the road and then happens now secondly to Anaheim we go panic at the big A stand crunchy who spent billions and billions who buy the halos and the story came out that he plans to build a 2.5 billion dollar ballpark for the angels he agreed to buy the franchise at least the majority interest from Arty marino who will still work as poltergeist to haunt the angel franchise the proposed ballpark would replace angel stadium right angels played an Anaheim for many generations but they're looking for a new home and they they play there since 1966 it's been a minute it certainly has now stand crunchy is worth an estimated 24.3 billion which would make him once this deal is approved the richest owner in all of baseball take that Steve Cohen of the New York Mets as Stan Kronke will be the king of deep pockets in baseball the angels have not reached

13:29the playoffs let's see if you're 17 years old you don't remember that it's been 17 years 2009 I was barely alive in 2009 and that's the last time that's when I got whacked from the company here and that was in 2009 that was it it was a January 20th event particular year and I already come back to the company I came back in sometime in August and that was that was about the time the you know the baseball season dog days of the season turning the corner and all that so there we guys now despite all of the money that Stan Kronke has and this is a wish that many angel fans had been hoping for it's come true despite all that there is a large group of paranoid halo fans who are already freaking out oh no boom they're gonna move the age of the stadium what are they gonna move it's oh my god all right so the question should the halo fans be worried about Stan Kronke's

14:36plan to leave the big A and build a new big A somewhere else so spare me the hand ringing on this one Stan Kronke is a real estate shark who collects sports teams like I collect refrigerator magnets do you understand so this is not some mom and pop hey seed owner who wanders around home depot asking the person in the lumber department hey where where can I get those build your own stadium kits oh okay they're over there on aisle seven okay well I'll go over to aisle seven thank you but this guy built the Taj Mahal of NFL stadiums the palace so-fi stadium in the hood in Inglewood and he built it with pretty much his own money right obviously upgraded some roads and whatnot but it was mostly Stan Kronke just saying hey I got I got so much money and I can't be buried with it I can't

15:37take it with me to the other side across the pearly gates I'm stuck with this money I got to spend the money so this is a guy that can spend what four billion dollars on a baseball team and then say you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna toss in 2.5 billion on a ballpark like their extra sprinkles on a baskin robin sunday and as Jay Z saying back in the day the angel fans you got 99 problems with your roster but Stan Kronke wanting a shiny new palace of a ballpark is not one of you survived Arty Marino the circus that that was and to me the big A's fine you don't have to leave there however to make more money you have to have more luxury boxes and you have to have the new bells and whistles and all that stuff but the big A Arty Marino took care of it to a point that's a fine place to go and watch a game been to many games over the years there for Stan Kronke though it's like an AOL free trial CD I don't need that I would I need that well those

16:38wherever you were back in the but yeah it's not and not today we don't need them and and winning baseball of course became endangered under Arty Marino now you got daddy war bucks showing up offering this royal palace and there are people complaint they're not gonna move where they gonna move the team like well you're gonna go back to Oakland but you understand baseball wanted to add expansion teams a number of years ago they can't even find enough markets for the expansion teams so what market is dying to to put up a welcome mat for Stan Kronke you know he's gonna keep the team now will they stay in Orange County you know who know there's all kinds of rumors they might move out of Anaheim move to Irvine or something like that or for years people live out the San Fernando Valley where our headquarters are in Sherman Oaks have said why not put a team there because there's nothing to do in the San Fernando Valley there's plenty of option the angels could move to Long Beach build a beautiful ballpark right on Pacific Ocean over

17:41there in your rainbow harbor something along those lines where they could build a new development somewhere there's plenty of options and the thing about Kronke is he can put it anywhere because he's got he's got any kind you know you can buy anything you can buy the world no it meanwhile final thought be rare and appropriate rare and appropriate mention of test by the way just to put the ball in that angel fence should be dancing naked in the streets instead they're complaining about oh he's gonna put a stadium somewhere oh my god all right uh final thought to tennis a group of social media influencers this is a follow-up to a previous mal or monologue have now disrupted a match at the US open that's right Naomi Osaka who of course if you remember there was a Netflix documentary which helped get some publicity for the show involving her and some others anyway the opening round of the US open and this was the

18:44other night the the match was delayed briefly by an impromptu photo shoot that I'm not making this up it took place in a hospitality suite at the legendary Arthur Ashe stadium now the video showed the spectators posing for pictures and using the bright portable lights you know those ring light things while Osaka was preparing for a serve and the chair umpire this dude pause play and called out the people on the who doing the the photo shoot they're on the microphone saying guys even though it was women guys please in the suite behind me please take your seat another video appear to show US open staff helping with said photo shoot during the match during match play all right question now that the influencers have interrupted a match isn't this exactly isn't this exactly what

19:47the US open deserves after deliberately loosening fan restrictions and encouraging the influencers thinking that tennis had become an old man's game and they needed young people to get into tennis and the only way to convince young people because they have no other way to do it is to get young people on social media because they're easily manipulated all right so to answer the question is this not what the US open deserves I am nodding my head yes like a bobble head Betty the bobble head I'm nodding my head yes the US open they twisted the rules around they called it I think it was called the free fan or fan free movement I think is what they called it the fan free movement which it's all things a bunch of nonsense right they they really went on they tried to grab as much social media they wanted the circus they said I want that social media circus and now it's wandering on to center court it

20:49is an invasive species you cannot get rid of it stop calling these people influencers who exactly of the influencing that's the rub on this right it's kind of like it's kind of like porn stars there's only a few really famous porn stars the rest are just actors you know they're just uh sorry Lucky Tony I know Lucky Tony's bummed out by that but who are the influencing they're entitled attention seekers and they got ring whites and little narcissistic uh turdburgers and a lot of these people confuse creating content with having talent there is a difference between creating content and having talent anyone can get a social media account because they're free and you are the product if something is free you are the product like that and so they collect the data and all that stuff on you and that's how that works and you don't have to have talent the US open welcomed the skunk to the garden party they say come on in skunk okay I'll come in I'm a nice skunk oh good you're a nice

21:54skunk welcome to the garden party and now everyone shocked that the potato salad smells a little funky why wonder who could have done that could it be I don't know the skunk could that have been the anyway so uh and I almost soccer is trying to win the grand slam match that wish I guess she did end up winning there and the human pop-up ads they're staging with a glamour shot behind the baseline there at the US open just chefs kiss uh yeah absolutely yep that's the deal with the devil you made you prioritized engagement farming over just having the normal proper etiquette and all that and I'm pretty sure a lot of these influencers or again attention seeking turd burgers could not tell you the difference between a tennis ball and a golf ball and a racquet ball if you line them all up it said okay which ones the golf ball which ones the tennis ball which ones the racquet ball they they wouldn't get it right they they would not and so they they US open one and buzz they wanted eyeballs they wanted viral moments so congratulations you got those just don't clutch

22:59your pearls you tennis people you invited these these skunks to treat Arthur Ashtadium like their personal contact uh content studio what they're doing they're doing this this is their content studio so there you go it is the Ben Mallor Show if you would like to be part of this coming up later this hour we have ask Ben your questions and our answers that'll be in a little bit you can call up right now 877 99 on Fox that's 877 9966369 you can be part of the program also available on the x-machine at Ben Mallor that is at Ben Mallor can part of the show that way and if that was not enough we mentioned ask Ben that'll be coming up in a little bit here your questions and our answers for a good chunk a good chunk of the hours there's a lot of ways to be part of the fun

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33:31poly shoreline who else page down let's see here can't read that what else do we have althe alien olpiner said bany versus the penny of course oh look at that nice and nice shirt the bany versus the penny shirt there you go my friend had a tv show and all i got was this dumb shirt what else do we have laranis number four call that's from inketer and laran unfortunately we'll have to sit this one out no no number four Craig got it right Craig you were really really creepy that you got this right man i don't know what's going on with you dude roller skates from jt the wingman and rebeca the ram fans says they honored the makers of men's fishnet tank tops that's not the greatest look there what else do we have let's see page down fidel castros dancing cow collection from mike the leprechaun filler up fill says hammer time

34:33is the answer i think that's what he meant Charles Manson from trucker joe where were you driving joe juts your drosena video he looked like it was the end of the world there was this massive storm out of highway and i i don't think you said where you were but i'd love to know where that big storm is i think you're going somewhere in the east coast they're Tim in busco indiana timmy says they honored heisman trophy winner and national champion and rater backup quarterback for nando mandoza all right oh hey gunner and minnesota's alive gunner from the break room with the wall martin norther minnesota says he oh yeah that's for aspen i'll save that for aspen i don't want to ruin it right now but he does have a question uh he says the answer is mike the leprechaun that's what he said okay there you go they honored blue from yafimi in chicago he says they honored blue hue on the five says dug flutey been a little too soon hue on the five to say dug flutey little too soon all right lerena do you have an answer lerena it's the mallard riddle of the day the university of my m e a fraternity there when viral this week when they honored blank dolly pardon dolly pardon all right uh no now you're close it is a female entertainer

35:41although quite different from the entertainment dolly pardon left the world as she checked out abba abela danger abela what's her name she's a porn star abela danger i think it's there you go she's a former now former porn star i don't think you can really be a former porn star you know your your work kind of lives on forever anyway she she retired from a porn she became a Miami superfan during their run last year and she was at um a bunch of the i'm not the playoff game she got a lot of attention there and the fraternity there named her abela danger was named a sweetheart by the fraternity at my amies i'm and based on her body of work uh she's got a very sweet heart um lucky tony's like how did you mispronounce her name i don't understand what's wrong with you i'll be like oh my god calm down calm down lucky tony calm down let's say some calls it is a call

36:45and show and we'll go any meany my name oh pick a caller by their name let's say hello to mike li leprechaan hello mr leprechaan welcome like morning bang how are you if i was any better i'd be a tiger but i wouldn't be tiger what did you see the news on tiger was did you see the good he did he painted your contest yeah he banned from driving for five years tiger woods is not a golf car well he can drive the golf car he can drive the golf well he can drive the golf car though the governor of florida ronda santa says ruled that tiger woods will he be allowed or will he not be allowed he will not be allowed to drive a golf cart so uh devastating tiger wow wow i wonder if you'll be able to afford will he be able to afford having someone else drive him does he have the funds to have somebody else drive him he has

37:51deep pockets i'm sure and did you see he's that he had this beautiful uh lawyer and that up blonde did you see her i did not uh unfortunately i don't check out lawyers i i don't i don't know but well i never showed tiger woods because you couldn't help but notice the lady because i can i'm focused on tiger i don't know what you're talking about i don't know what you're talking about the judge there gave woods a blunt warning saying if you were to drive for any reason at all you would immediately be back in jail there you go uh-huh he's worried about that yeah concern why did the pirates the pirate pirates good at boxing who are you doing dad jokes why are pirates good at boxing boxing i don't i don't know they have a great left hook and ever song for coup he keeps losing all his money at parking you gotta know when to um no when to fold um no when to walk away no when to run

38:53um anyways um did you watch the mickey uh mickey and two son writes and he says can you please bring back real talk and angry bill uh no we they retired we we couldn't afford them anymore and real talk uh chose marriage over the show so he's out and angry bill chose his health so he had to retire from the show they're both out you don't need to go to the room or if you bought out jeannie buff or portion of the of the liquors i can either confirm nor deny uh no comments did they do not know comments did you see the Justin Tucker could be back in the NFL soon uh-huh yeah he worked out for the jets yesterday out by that 36 years old hadn't played in the NFL since 2024 is released by the Ravens in May of last year and spent all 13 years in Baltimore

39:55being pestered by my buddy sports with Coleman and he was accused by not one not two not three not four not five uh 16 massage therapists at eight different Baltimore area spies and wellness centers of um getting some extra work done at the missus yeah which it was people seem to think happens all it's yeah well exactly yeah yeah he had a pulled groin either he had a pulled groin or he wanted a pulled groin i don't know yeah he has he has yes he did all right ribbiting any other dad jokes before we move on um i only do one a day but one a day all right all right i know i gotta i gotta go you're out of material you were not expecting this much airtime you were not prepared for this level of airtime and we must move on we must move on so if you're all worked up into a ladder about the the money in sports and all this stuff oh my god money money

40:59oh we need a salary cap i just just chill out i did get a message i got to find it here from one of our guys who's an angel fan and he was upset that i'm anti-soulry cap fat daddy fat daddy says big Ben you forget the salary cap gets rid of those weasel agents and deferred payments a stan cronkey guy he's got to make his billion somehow so there goes the beer prices wait the beer prices will go up and all that you can't have both you can't have a good team and cheap beer you gotta pick one would you rather have a good team that you're not embarrassed to wear the hat and a logo or would you rather have cheap beer now arty marino argued the angel fans would rather have cheap food and that would be that as far as the salary cap it doesn't get rid of agents it gets rid of the middle class of baseball you have mostly players making the minimum or close to the minimum and then you know the the top guys are still gonna get paid they'll just be fewer top guys on each team they'll be that and the deferred payments like what's wrong with that i would love to get deferred if they offered me deferred payment when

42:03i was younger i would have absolutely taken deferred payments that would have been the greatest thing are you kidding me deferred payments my god be great like wind on the lottery you get paid out every year you don't have to worry about it and these guys don't work anyway i want to get to about forty that's it imagine that you work half the year till you're forty and then you just get paid ff you money for the rest of your life well the premier league spingab ff you money i read the day of now spent a record 4.7 billion during the summer transfer portal 11% higher than last year's record and more than triple the spending from five years ago the the amount of money the robberbearance the oligarchs are spending his next level manchester city led the feeding frenzy and they became the first team ever to exceed six hundred million dollars in one window and you people complain about the dodgers and the the teams the rams and these teams spending a lot of money six hundred million one window and that the total was six hundred eighteen

43:10million that is insane abs and so the premier league which is popular not here but elsewhere not in America but terry and england i guess like some of those guests but my god the amount of revenue that they're making is insane insane and they're hoping the mls is hoping to get the leftovers they want the leftovers it is the bedmallow show we've got ask ban your questions and our answers is called ask then keep the questions coming in we'll get to that and we will do it next be sure to catch live editions of the bedmallow show weekdays at two a.m eastern 11 p.m pacific when i was 14 years old i was kidnapped and health captive for nine months i survived and i've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them i'm Elizabeth smart and these are the survivor files i just remember this low taunting voice next to my ear saying shut up

44:13don't say anything every week i'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable i knew if he woke up without a doubt he was going to hurt me i started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed and i just started screaming they are abducted stalked controlled and nearly silenced but these aren't stories about what's taken from them their stories about what it takes to make it out alive listen to the survivor files with the list of a smart on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts hey this is aesdavenport and shon clements we host the podcast hollywood handbook on the big money players network our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners each week we talk to someone in show business aka the biz and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show we've had a lot of great guests like Sarah

45:13Sherman not that great i actually can you help me can can can you help me shape this yeah how about we flip it on his head how about we flip this around okay how what is the surprise one then who actually you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird adam scott this entire time you've been expecting adam samler to come to visit the show i i would never go to that i have you would never set expectations for something like that i think if the universe allows for something like that to happen i am open to i'm always going to accept you know bany mcbride fine yeah saw this fragile masculinity exuding i could smell it walking on the hallway to be honest with me as i was like is that what i was exactly no fragile masculinity yeah Ben stiller no because a lot of times in out of context people don't get it or even know what a circle is you know what i mean like girl i go like this so stupid uh everyone's so dumb

46:15exactly fake right fake and and also not interested or just like oh i've got my life i don't care about your life and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us oh and by the way will feral told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode but he's just so busy listen to Hollywood handbook on the iHeartRadio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts on the new podcast solita we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman i can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle i choose option b i'm julie biniero and i travel by myself because it's a rare space where i can say yes without asking anyone else first i'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita trading the pity for possibility every time i try to be alone i kept meeting people and they were like you smiled at us not a lot of people smile around here it's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies your soul about it it can be a time where you

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50:34great and it'll be amazing it oh my god and thank you it's now time for time for hurry hurry i can hop away ask bad twitter and there's your questions on twitter now anyway we go it's ask bend your questions are answers for the rest of the hour these are actual questions by actual people for the reading of the questions sent in via the hashtag ask bend on x we bring in the coupe olo we're the first couple questions i see you're kind of have a theme we're gonna start off with a question from ink a terror hi ink a terror ink a terror wants to know what is the hardest u.s state to spell correctly so not not city state because the hardest we're a lot of people would be like albuquerque which is but that you're asking for a state yeah so i how let's see here what would be the hardest state for Lorena i'm gonna go any of them how about that is that uh is that the no i'm a very good spelling are you you are yes really i don't believe you uh

51:40i would say for a little while to top my head here let's see oh let me chester rain how about this let's see if she can spell Connecticut how about that i think that's the hardest okay so c o n and e c t i c u t no she got it right hot there you all right what do you think there you go in your face i know i don't think any of them are hard my favorite one to spell though is Mississippi because you can put it into a song that's right i think i can also spell supercalifragilistic ex-pialidocious jenny that's one of my favorite words to say i don't say it enough supercalifragilistic ex-pialidocious are cool uh i mean even though she got it right i do think Connecticut is the uh the hardest one yeah yeah it's a little sneaky i right it's just weird it just weird it doesn't look like it's it doesn't sound like it looks there's a lot of words in english we don't sound like they look all

52:40right uh what is next here what do we got all right jt the wingman wants to know what is your what is your favorite letter in the alphabet well i'm a little biased here i like the letter b it's a b for bed i enjoy the letter b it's my favorite it's my first initial and i like that what about you Lorraine yeah i'm a big fan of the l you know similar yeah all right very simple then cool by let me guess i mean i don't i don't know if i'm the only one that's not like a total narcissist here or uh but wow my favorite letters s i don't know why it's yes yeah well for schmuck there you go all right uh what's next what do we got it's asked been your questions are answers uh mike the leprechaun wants to know what's the worst habit that you tried to give up but failed says his his his son tan lotion no crack is much now i don't know i habit i tried i mean i mean obviously the one i i kind of i succeeded i was like you know

53:46eating too much but i mean i'm i'm a gamble too much and i'm kind of boring i don't think there's anything i can think of what about you Lorraine uh um uh yeah i've done pretty good i used to bite my nails i stopped doing that i used to pick my nose i stopped with that i don't pick my nose by by well i mean my bookers too i stopped doing that okay wow what is cool i probably is i don't try to stop any of my bad habits i just like you know i get me an inel yeah i can embrace them that's the way to do it why not we need more bad habits uh anti-alieno lakes do you enjoy a good deep tissue massage no no no no uh what about you never have one all right good no they hurt just a regular massage for me thank you really all right oh all right Bob Kraft likes those too yeah on the new podcast solita we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman i can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle i choose option b i'm julie vignero and i travel by myself

54:50because it's a rare space where i can say yes without asking anyone else first i'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita trading the pity for possibility listen to solita on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i survived nine months in captivity and i've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them i'm Elizabeth smart and these are the survivor files every week i'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable abducted stalked controlled and nearly silenced these are stories about what it takes to make it out alive listen to the survivor files with the Elizabeth smart on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts hey this is a his davenport and shon clements we host the podcast hollywood handbook each week we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to

55:53offer us everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show we've had a lot of great guests like sarah sherman adam scott the anemic bride been still at a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us listen to hollywood handbook on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts why you're you listen to arms strong and getting on demand we're not boring lot of news is boring and tedious and depressing and makes you angry you don't want to live your life like that hey i'm jack armstrong he's joe getty we're armstrong and getty we try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world about something about a comedic tone we have a winner yes listen to armstrong you getty on demand on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts the entire draft room groans because you just took the guy they wanted there's no better feeling than crushing your fantasy football league i'm jay jizak or isin host of the award-winning late-round podcast before your draft are players to target and players

56:58to avoid episodes tell you exactly who to circle and who to cross off listen to the late-round fantasy football podcast on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts this is an i heart podcast guaranteed human