Ladyboy or real Lady

0:00You're listening to Dave and Chuck the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast is Friday bitches is Friday bitches is Friday is Friday. Yeah, yeah, come on. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. It's Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Back here on Dave and Chuck the Freak a lot of the NFL stadiums have been releasing their new wacky food items for the year. Oh yeah. One got me. Oh really? I'm off to see a commander's game I guess. Oh wow. That's terrible because I can get when I go there a crab stuffed pretzel bitch. That's got crab in it. That's crab holy hell. That ain't real crab. That's crab with a scene. That's watching to DC crab with lemon tarragon crab dip garlic butter and parmesan cheese.

1:00Like diarrhea. Yeah. That's what you're looking at the game. This is a kind of stuff. Dave eats that game. It's wise. I went to that baseball game of Dave. He got like a spooch. A ripple. That's a lot of the same baseball food ever. A shrimp bowl. He got a shrimp bowl and makes fun of me for getting the two lone winner dogs. He just rod dog did that's why I playing hot dogs. Who's the weird one? Glizzy the man. Yeah. Yeah. Suck down a rod dog and I'm the weird one. Yes. Every time you get a crab pretzel shaped like a crab. It's got little crab claw pretzel claws. It's pretty cool. Look at our Wilson. That's cool man. I mean it works cool but it's and I like crab but not that it's probably fake and that is a good example. CRAB if it was fake you'd have to put a K in there. Well still like whatever they mix in there. I know. I'm just not stupid. Maybe I'll just try to make one at home. You know you won't. Come on Lisa Washington's known for their crabs.

2:03Different different types of crabs. Yeah. I don't know that's the one that got my eye. I'm like well hello. I mean they got to come up with stuff you know. Garlic butter. I mean I'll just take the triple smash burger baby just give me a triple smash burger. That's all I need. Yeah the triples. Whoa. It's a lot of meat you like a lot of meat in your mouth. They're really really thin. Trim it smash. You can check out your favorite NFL stadium see what they have in store for you this year. I'm going crab. Yeah I see like the ice cream stuff that gets me excited when they have all crazy stuff like that. Yeah. Not the crab. You can get a Yankees boot filled with chicken tenders. Why a boot? I don't know. Well that's Dave. Oh man. That's how I know that's somewhere else. That's somewhere else. Where else has a crab pretzel. Is that actually full of crab? Well we won't know there's no way

3:03to figure it out. It just looks like they put it into the shape of a crab. Yeah but you do that. You put crab in it. You'd hope but anyway people want to go. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. To get pretzel crabs. Oh man. I hate the commanders. I know it would let me down but it looked good in a picture coming up. What happened to a Florida man who challenged an officer to a fight? How did a lady boy fight get out of control? Well and pervert of the day what's it a car wash owner have to tell a guy to pull out of his ass? Wow. Wow. That is all coming up. We'll start with this. It's another fast food freak out on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well Chuck you have mentioned many many times that every time you order pizza from a certain place yes or it is warm. Yep and prepared. Yes they always forget your drink every single time. Luckily you don't confront the delivery driver

4:06about it because in this case someone did and the guy was like oh yeah. How about a little gun in your face? Well kill me because if I go through this again if I have to call them again they already don't believe me. DoorDash Driver pulled a gun in Palm Beach. Here's the quick story from WPBF. So on Palm Beach a door dash delivery turned violent when the employee pulled a gun on a customer. Police say it all started because of an argument over a missing drink. Police say the driver Kevin Jackson pointed the gun at the customer threatened him and followed him through a construction site. Police use cell phone video license plate readers and door dash records to identify Jackson. Jackson is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I mean your drinks get left out quite a bit. You know and that's just the truth. But it's not the door dash driver. I never think it's there. Yeah. I never think it's their fault.

5:08I will say though now I'm in the practice of once it goes down and I'm seeing that someone has been activated to like go to the place. I send the preemptive message to them like hey just a heads up they're going to forget the drink. So just know they're going to forget the drink. Please remember to just grab it for me. That'd be great. So I don't have to call it is honestly and I've only seen it a couple of ways. So maybe there's better technology than I've seen. I just would never have someone pick up a drink for me. I just feel like there's so many ways they could take a sip or take some of my self. I've only one I've seen like my kids a lot of it sometimes and they just put a sticker over the straw hole on top. That's what they're all like. Just peel the lid off. I don't know. Some of them have the sticker extends down over top of the side of the cup. Not where my kids are from. Listen, if people are going to drink it, they're going to drink it. You have to be nice. You have to just be cool with it. Well come on. What are you? You've been walking in the desert for

6:13three weeks. You need a sip of my coke. Yeah. It's just a coke. Exactly. Like you don't have to drink it. What they do people take food and try stuff all the time they admit it. They've called into our show to tell us they do. Yeah. I mean, take a sip of pepperoni. Someone read just at the toppings on a pizza. Go ahead. I don't care. I'm just trust in all that. That's it. I don't get it. I don't trust them at all. I just don't care. I just don't care. You don't care if like a filthy man is like your pepperoni. I'm not going to think about it. I'm just going to choose to not think about it. Could have been on your pepperoni in a way that some people look at the rest of life. I look at my door dashed food. I do all carry out. I pick up every single thing. Yeah. I don't ever deliver anything. No. No, we never get anything delivered. I don't. But I get that the person at the restaurant could be doing the same thing. Right. You know, and that's where I'm like, okay. Yeah. You're right. Right. Someone at the restaurant could be looking for any to nothing safe. Don't be a pepperoni

7:15liquor. Please don't be a pepperoni liquor. Look him. I'm eating it. I do not want your tongue on my pepperoni. Yeah. Not my personal. He does. That's a big. You're slid. Yeah. It's huge things. It's a lot. This fat salami. Okay. I can know my superverts. Yeah. More fast food freakouts to tell you about next. This one at an in and out where an angry bitch with a sharp pole was threatening workers. I think I jinxed them. Didn't I say? I don't know if I said it here. I did. Yeah. All this in and out. Much worse than this happened. There's not a lot of things that happen there. Now Hurricane Lisa came to doubt. Sorry about that. Look out. Look out. Here's the latest story. I hear a double double dose of violence at the Lake Elsinore in and out. A woman with a five-foot stick trying to attack employees. I just hear like banging like super loud banging coming from

8:20the inside of the lobby. I then look up and I see this lady overhead smashing like what looked like a baseball bat. 20-year-old college student Luca Opperman was in the drive-through waiting for his food. He propelled himself out of his car and threw the drive-through window and picked up a spatula. I'm holding the spatula and I'm yelling at her. I'm like get out of here. What the crazed customer didn't know, Opperman is a former gymnast and freestyle trampoline athlete. Agile and not intimidating. That's when you see me go in and I go in with the shoulder drop and I just I go in for the shoulder drop. I check there. I grabbed the stick. This was a stick. The size of a baseball bat and then the other end of it was like snapped off too. It was like a sharp end too with like thick snapped off wood. You know what I mean? Sharp edges. After Opperman lunches at the woman, the video and the wild encounter ends with nobody injured. If I didn't step in right

9:27there and then I knew that somebody could have gotten hurt. Anybody who goes into a restaurant waving around a wooden baseball bat saying call the cops and that you're just coming in there looking for trouble. You're going to find trouble and you found me that night. So police eventually did show up. They took the woman in decustity and social media just lighting up tonight in support of Lucas saying hey in and out, give him free burgers for life. Oh yeah. Wow. Nice. I jumped through a drive-through window and fend off a crazy lady with a broomstick for free burgers for life. Not me. I never had one of their burgers. Listen, it's too high. It's not. It was around here. Probably wouldn't be a big deal. That's that's that's the thing that make it what it is. No, it's like it's just the it's fresh. It's fresh. Me everything's super fresh. There is a sauce. I like the sauce. I like recreate that at home. Yeah. So but yeah, so that he didn't even work there. He was just

10:28picking up his food. He was in the drive-through. But he's pretty good. A flexible gymnast. Yeah, for sure. Well, the thing about a gymnast is no matter how flamboyant. Very strong. I'm just saying even if even I'm not saying this guy. I'm saying even if there was like if a gymnast came in here and they were like head to toe sparkles and everything they'd still kick all of our asses. They're so strong. They don't wear sparkles. I'm saying if that was the case, they're so strong. They can hold themselves on those rings for like 20 straight hours. Look at this fella. If I ever come in here and say I'm getting into competitive trampolining, kick him in the ass, please. Are you getting? We'll be front row. I'd love to see you competitive trampolining. Oh, I just like that. I'm sure. Oh, wow. I just like to see you at the sky zone. Oh, my gosh. The peak of male athleticism. Yes, his buddy there.

11:32I mean, if you do one of those Ryan, I'm pulling up a chair. We are there, man. All right, let's do it. I'll get my boyfriend and we'll go and jump on the trampolining. Oh, God. Exactly. Good, dude. It stepped up. Yeah, very, very. I had a memory of when we first, our first trip to Vegas. Remember how excited I was to go to In and Out? Yes, I do. We took a limo there. We did take a limo there. I didn't take sure of it. I was trying to find my finally. Oh, my God. I was so excited. I don't know why I was so excited. We had to find joy. That was my joy. That was it. Yeah. Let's think of it. I had a countdown. Honestly, though, like there was, there's been a few of those things that we went to Vegas and was like, Oh, we're going to go try this place. And we'd walk there or do whatever and then get the thing and it's like it's garbage. This is garbage. The salt place. The salt place. Oh, my God. The dessert place. Yes. The Jared,

12:36Jared, not Jared, no, it was like the, yeah, there was something. I was in a purse with some dessert. Yeah, something we went to. Everything is blown out of the way. The whole thing was garbage. I got Gordon Ramsey's fish and chips. It's all revolved around food though. Our joy. Yep. And well, Anchuk liked to smell the candles. That's a fine. We do Vegas. Like nobody else does Vegas. Oh, no, exactly. Not a penny spent. Yeah, if you're not going to gamble and you're not going to drain, you're not going to draw drugs and you're not going to the club. We had two drinks of you. You smell some candles. Lisa got a spicy margarita. She was out for the night. Yeah. Wild things. Yeah. That's what they call us. I'm gonna say you might know a little gymnast there. Jason, maybe no. Jason, what? Jason and a gymnast apparently had a little, what are you talking about? Who said that? Oh, a male. I know a lot of male.

13:36I'm going to be outing you like that. Yeah. I don't know. He was very strong. He could walk around on the back of his hands. You remember him? Back of his hands. I don't know that person's name. I know. That's why I would say to the LF. I was confronted that as kind of information. I have no idea what you're talking about. I need more information about what you're, did they frequent my bar or something? You went to school? School time. You know how many people went to that school? If you had only 60,000 people in the country, I know every little, little gymnast. I know every little gymnast. I'm going to watch them. I don't even remember going there. That was the best time I couldn't see. I'm going to live in your crazy times. Yeah. All right. Now to another Lisa nailed it the other day. She just pointed out that all the perverts are in stores. For the most part, the highest percent of stories we do perves,

14:38they're busted in stores. Yes. Once in target. That's terrible news. Is one of the guys. He's the one we've seen before. One of these guys, this acts that loves to act out the news and point everything. Luckily, he hasn't whipped out when he's acting out what's happened here, but he does go into target with a cart to show us what was happening. Here's the story. Imagine going to a store with your shopping cart to buy some items and then a man exposes himself. That's exactly what Prince William County police say happened inside of this target store behind me. They hope that someone recognizes a suspect you're about to see on this surveillance image. Let's take a look. Do you recognize the guy shown in this surveillance image dressed in a gray shirt, dark pants, a beard with distinctive hair, a small unevenly cloud-shaped afro approximately two to three inches in length with a light collar on top of it. And look here, he's holding an unknown object in his hand, possibly a shoe. This suspect is accused of targeting a 15-year-old girl and her friends inside target on the 4,300 block of fortuna centered plaza

15:39in Dumfries, Virginia, three o'clock Monday afternoon. Prince William County police say he then exposes himself. That is. The sexual gestures and walks away. Police tell me the team did not report any physical contact or injuries. Officers want to catch this guy. Customers hope someone recognizes the suspect. Yeah, I mean, between afro and just overall look, I think people have been able to see this guy. Yeah, that's terrible. That's terrible. You're a mother of a teenager. When you hear about this, what comes to mind? You know, it's very disturbing. For the most part, it's pretty safe around here. Walking in today and hearing this news, I just don't know what to think. I'm wondering now, can I let her be outside by herself? And tonight, police tell me that this is an indecent exposure investigation. If you recognize that suspect, call Prince William County police. I'm Shamari Stone and Dumfries back to you. I just realized that if they stuck like a camera in our face and obviously we're all going to be like,

16:40no, we're not going to be on there. But if you gave a response, they wouldn't use our response on the news. It'd be two. All of us would be like, well, you take that guy outside and you shoot him in the head. Exactly. You take him outside and then you just kill him in the street. Yes. Yeah. You know, like they're not going to play that. They're going to be like, whoa, you're not going to believe what I got. But they're going to be like, we can't do it. We can't say we're killing him in the street. No, I like never error comments. He did the older method of being a purve. He did the flash the flash and what used to be a trench coat, which was the ultimate in flash or gear. Yeah. Is now what this guy had on track pants, the loose track pants. Yeah. I mean, modern day flash someone in that get up, be able to whip now fast. Exactly. Sure, they'll catch him. Well, it's no, it's perfect view of his face. Very, very, he's in big trouble. All right. Up next, a guy who has our mug shot of the day up at David and

17:43Chuck the freak.com. It's a Florida man who challenged police to a fight. Oh, okay. You shouldn't. Okay. Come on. This Florida man challenged a police officer to a fight and was left with quite the shiner and bloodied up face. I love to see it. In the horrific mug shot, following his ill-advised tuftle with the cops, Ronald Jeffrey Johnson was propped up by jail staff or as mug shot after he had attacked a Florida lottery police officer inside the Broward Health Medical Center. The 51 year old yelled at the staff when the officer who was in full uniform working off duty was called to the scene. They say people were terrified by the guy when he showed up. He confronted the cop after spotting him and said, I'll fight you. They're taking the belt off and put it down. Get the hands ready. Crack my knuckles.

18:46The officer said a physical altercation between me and the defendant ensued where he initially grabbed me in an attempt to fight me and resisted me from controlling him. The officer was able to get control of the five foot eight 240 pound man. What are you doing? Stopping the intentional aggressive behavior towards him. It's literally me trying to fight a cop. His injuries were bad. He had to stay at the medical center for treatment after that. So I will show you that's his mug shot before both. Okay. There's a lot of face tattoos. Yes, that's his mug shot before this incident with the cop. How's he doing? This is his mug shot. Oh. Oh. They really beat that out of them. Yeah. No, they said that they were holding him up. They were holding him up. I mean, he is. He has got his ass kicked. And for round and find out. Oh, he found out. So do they not tease anymore? Remember,

19:46it was like a time where we had so many stories of I'm waiting if he's already coming. Sorry. You just you're just and he's grabbing you. So you just start throwing the elbows. That's a man who was elbowed in the face. He was wanted in Georgia for failing to appear in court on terrorist threats. He's now being held on an $8,500 bond. The officer was also injured in the brawl, suffering one small cut to his left hand. I did that on his face. Yes. But I think it was his two. I bet it was his two probably his tooth. My God. He looks like something out of a horror movie. I mean, he he looks like the old man from Devil's Rejects now. Yes. He does. He does look something. Yep. He looks like that dude. But this ain't makeup sweet tattoos, though. I wish pride those say. I have the same ones. Yeah. Yeah. You just to cover him up. I read that for the show. That's right under there. It says Irish pride. It says Irish pride. There a guy little cover up

20:49here. But us saying thanks, Liz. I knew you'd like it. She saw it once when I got it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. There's a lot cooler than you think. Yeah. I just had it. This is all the rules. Oh, man. You just, you know, some people, the thing about cops too is they've always got a buddy. Yeah. There's always someone there and there's always someone else on the way. So you have to go to Dave and check the freak.com to see the before and after of these mug shots. It is something else. He beat as Lisa said. Yeah. And I could have all the Scottish pride in the world. But when a cop was like, Hey, what's going on? I'm like, Hello. How are you? What's going on? Yeah. I thought you were angry and talking about your Irish pride. Oh, no. Scottish pride here. Oh, Scottish pride. Scottish pride. I'm very excited. But I, uh, did I do something wrong? Just different. Yeah. Like I just know. I like just try to get out of it. Another guy

21:53fought with a cop in Florida. This Florida man facing charges. Deputy say he was found naked in someone swimming pool in the Florida Keys this week. And when they tried to get him out, he bit one of the cops. Oh, that sucks. Don't be nude in my pool. Don't bite me. Don't be nude in my pool. Well, I will think about this. I am nude. No under the shorts. I'm going anywhere near you. Chuck, what's wrong with you? Let's discuss what I'm saying is when I was in your pool, my naked body off was in your pool. That's why we sold that house under a pair of loose shorts. That's why I was like two houses ago. Yeah, I thought you were talking about right now. That's amazing. It even worse. No, I'm nude now. I'm nude right now from the waist down. Yes. I am with two articles of clothing over top of my naked today. Normally it's just one. Yeah, no, I don't have liner shorts on today. Anyway, but just know naked. You weren't naked though,

22:56you were covered, but all my juices were out. Chuck juices. Chuck juice. They should be out Chuck juice in my pool. There was full. So disgusting. Full on. You were swimming in. Yeah. That's what I did. That's what I did. He was wangued. You've never done that in your life. Yeah. I was. Yeah. I was wangued. Yeah. Lisa Marrita's Articula and I'm waves past it. No, like it was like, I jumped over the top. No, it was like, these don't taste right. We need different booze to add to this to make a mix. It wasn't like, no, I think in Ramon or something that it was wild. Yeah. That's a bad. Yeah. That's all he would have been saying. No, I got wang. I didn't handle my booze back then. No, no, no. So two of these are maritas and

23:59like, I didn't jump into the pool naked. You guys have wild times. You walked in the pool. We had to end it. We had to end it. We never got together again after that. It was like 20 years ago. That was the last one. It got a hammered on Margarita. It was a circus level. You can't do this. We got to work together for a long time. It's a weird stuff could happen. We got to stop. Chuck does on my bed. Remember? We? Yeah. I wanted to know if I could jump up on that thing. It was really high. It was super high to get up up. Crazy that we saw your bed. I don't know why we had to do it. It was part of the tour. It was part of the tour. We used to do tours. I used to be a thing back in the day. Our first house. There's so happy. Come on, see you. We got to big this. Yeah. But it was so calm. It came up to hear on me. Amber had to have a little stool to get up in the bed. Yeah. It's I there's bits and pieces all the time. Yeah. I never realized all this happened on the same day. We had to stop. So yeah. Yeah.

25:01You guys are something else. I know. I know. Yeah. No, we hung out for a while. We probably shouldn't. It could go wrong. Never again. Not that we're gonna, you know, like swinging or anything like that. Well, it's just at the right street. No, no, no, no. Yeah. She don't want, you know, get drunk and yeah. Whatever. Oh, no. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Good drunk and whatever. Not that one ever. That's what they say, isn't it? Not that one. Get drunk and go. My naked on his bed. He was not naked on the bed. We just see each other too much. That's true. That's true. That's true. We see each other more than anyone in our lives. Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. So that's enough. We'll leave it here. Yes. All right. So back to the story. The guy is naked in a stranger's pool. Cop tries to get him out. He bites the cop. They were called to a neighborhood about 12.45 in the afternoon. The dude said he was hot. So we jumped into a stranger's pool. Sure. They used a taser

26:05to take him into custody. So he did lease after he had finally the deputy. I'm the arm. They're like, all right. Electricity time. And the deputy did require some medical attention himself for the bite. The incident was the second time they had dealt with that guy that day. What's crazy? So obviously they were like, listen man, we're going to let you go. Just please settle down. They gave him a chance. And then he's naked in a pool and biting cops. Not good. No. No. But listen, if I find your naked in my pool, I may throw a little electricity in there too. Oh, I don't know what happened to him. But he passed away. That's a strange guy. I don't know how that poster got in there. What happened? Like a Mexican resort. Everyone's electric. Yes. Yeah. Faulty light. That's a light. I'm going to get that fix. Oh, that'd be nice to always have a faulty light like rain to go. Oh, no. What happened?

27:06Oh, I turned on the faulty light. Oh, no. You got to turn up that 24 hour chlorine blaster. Not cool. Oh, yeah. I mean, after some nude guys in it, shock. I have to put on her leak. Well, the water started to turn brown. So I was quite sweating. And blast and pull and put the house up for sale. Yeah. It was. It was sold right after that. Oh, the window is what was in there. I've been naked and someone else is pulling out. Oh, no. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love Firework Freeze 5 hour energy. It's got bold cherry lime and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now, that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze 5 hour energy available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No.

28:07Great. Dave and Chuck the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play dilemma. What? What's your dilemma? Do you have a personal dilemma? Well, kind of with my dad. Oh, okay. What's up with him? A lady caller. Oh, we knew it. I knew it. My dad got slipped this note. Oh, I knew it. That's cute. At the seniors. I want to lick it. No, don't start. Don't even Chuck. Don't be disgusting. Oh, my that's disgusting. What did she say? What's her name? Yeah. We're not going to want to reveal it. No, I won't say her name. Okay. Don't say her name. But she said, hi, David. Would you like to have dinner with me? No. At this date, at 5 p.m. in my place. Of course I would. In her place. Not in the common. Do they have a common area where you go? They have meals together. But some of the units are like have

29:10kitchens in them. Like some of them are outside the apartments. Yeah, there's like more regular homes. My dad's doesn't have a kitchen because he wouldn't have cooked anyway. Right. Right. He just has like a tiny little kitchen area with little fridge and little microwave. But some have stoves and stuff. So she says, hope you like Italian. Oh, nice. Oh, that's how you get to a man right there. Cook on Italian. That's the secret. Let me know. Thank you with her name and phone number. Listen, man. This is what my dad said about it. He wasn't sure what to do. I think that he, I mean, it's not a big deal. That's what I said. Like honestly, at first my instinct was, ooh, gross. No, dad. And then I went calm down. Friendship. Yeah. Connection. He made that. Exactly. That's good for not. That's not a shock. Stop. I'm just gonna break this up. Can we ask Chuck to leave the room for a minute? Chuck, leave the room. Chuck, leave the room while we talk about this. Thank you so much. They'll be there. Don't attempt to get time in the room. He'll never be bad.

30:10Because I don't want to think of a bottle of liquid or titty twist in or anything. I just want to think of just a couple of folks getting together. I think honestly, my dad is because it's been, you know, well over two years since my mom passed away. Obviously he hasn't seen or talked to another woman really. But I think he still has like that. Oh, I don't think it's right. Yeah, I don't, I get that, you know, I think it'll be difficult because he was with your mom for so long. Right. Are you sure you want me to stay here? I'm scared. You're just scared the hell out of me. Chuck, Chuck, I'm just gonna try. I'm just gonna try. I'm left that all of a sudden big ol' head pops at my mid-buck. Hey, Chuck. Now he's in your chase and hang out with me. He's walking around. He's just scrolling his phone. So you definitely think he's gonna give her an RJ. Okay, all right. It's RJ City. Turn your mic off. Look at that. Get out of here. I thought my mic was off. Yeah, you did.

31:12Ah, liar. Happy birthday. Here we go. No, I encouraged him to go. So it's tonight. So we'll see if he does it. I really don't think there will be sex involved. No, I know. I know that. If you get to a certain age and I don't know, not everyone's having sex. It's not about sex. It's about in- It's just about wanting to find friends there. I'm not gonna be good for him mentally. I think so too. But that's like ladies are bold, huh? Yeah, well, it's been that way. We've always been that way. They are now. This lady's probably in her 80s. That's how we are now. She's been waiting for a nice guy. I guess someone she could cook dinner for instead. Yeah, and he's the... Let him get a good meal. He's the hot sex. Yeah, I mean, has that accent your dad's like a catch in there, really? Yeah, the accent. Yeah, that's good to get him. Right? Yeah. It will. A-colo. Yeah, I mean, that's why she said that. I'm gonna cook you for the wood. Should I bring a bottle...

32:12He had a bottle of wine left out. So I think it's like what he's gonna take over. Oh, that's so cute. I would say... You know, just hold out. Make sure you're getting the hottest one. You know what I mean? Like, he is the hot sexy. So he's the fresh meat there. He is. He is. You know he is. I know. Do you ask him what he's wearing? No, yeah. But I'm gonna go back and see him today because I have to... I did... He needs some grooming done in the eyebrow. Oh, I gotta help him out. Yes. For his big day. We didn't have tweezers, so I have to bring some today and clip it. Clip to some plucket and stuff for him. That's nice. A couple of rare... And some hairs in unexpected places as well. That's what happens. Yeah, it does. But no one... No one else around to help him out. I gotta do it. Do you know who she is? If you've seen her or anything? I haven't seen her. I mean, I may have seen her, but I don't know. Yeah, which one she is. Right. Hmm. That's how we'll, uh... We'll see how it goes. Hopefully it's just a nice little dinner and then... Her loved ones are probably so excited for...

33:13Like, yeah, you're gonna have dinner with another guy. This is awesome. I'm happy. We're over here like, no, you seem to have sex. Yeah, we're different. That's our show. Yeah, we're different. That's our show. Jason had a different experience. We won't talk about it. Yeah, yeah. We can. I mean, I love her death, if she wasn't thinking about my grandpa at all, I'll tell you what. Well... He was gone and she was ready to ride. Yeah. Oh my god. And ride, she didn't pull me back. I mean, my mom told me, like, why are you telling me? I know they called you, but don't tell me. I know. She has to tell someone. She had to tell someone. You can't keep it any way. I wouldn't want to know that. No, really wouldn't. Isn't that a museum? Yeah, I'll tell you what. If I could have just got him close to a cliff, that wheelchair would have... Wow! I just want to push her right over there. That's it. Yeah, that's not good. Because you would show up and need help. He had consensual sex, though. I don't care. He smelled like piss. Jason. He smelled like piss!

34:13A lot of people smell like piss. He was like, he was. I'm like, this is the guy that shows... Man-E! Oh. That's what I'm saying. Just hold, you know, that's what... No, options when you're old like that. My advice for Dave Sr. is just make sure, I mean, he might go through the whole wrong of him. You don't know. All of them could start leaving notes. He's bringing bottles of wine and stuff. He's leading. He's not ready for it. The garage tour. Just showed up at the... Yeah, I mean, you're almost... I let him have your... I just... I just... I just have to let it go. Whatever you want. He's a grown man. Everything has to do. He can do. But yeah, so initially, I was like, no. But that would then I realized that's stupid. Let him go have a nice dinner. There's only one thing that's scary about any of this stuff. We all know what it is. It's... I'm getting married. That's the only thing that's needed. He would do that. He would do that. He would do that. He would do this. It might not go anywhere.

35:14They just might go and have dinner. No, it's not going to go anywhere. It's a companionship. It's not going to go anywhere. Just companionship. Yeah, that's all he needs. Friends, you can see once in a while. A nice one. Cooked Neil. Nice one, Cook Neil. That's great. Yeah. A Thirney guys in there that he's made friends with yet or no? One guy. One guy. That's good. Yeah. And old guy that, as my dad says, loves to talk. That's good. As you can hear him. That's good. He's down to. They're both down. All perfect. So they put them at the same table for... Yeah, perfect. But he's a really nice guy but he loves to talk. Too much. They're both death. They're just both having the wrong conversation. That's pretty great. I mean, they got hearing aids. They can kind of hear a little. My dad got into a lot of arguments in that place with people. Like, he's just... If he's here, and he brings up politics... Yeah. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Yeah. Oh no. That's not great. No, no. Wasn't great. My grandpa lives in the nursing home. He told me before he's exchanged candy whoppers for an HJ.

36:15Well, candy like whoppers? Yeah, those little... She's little malt balls. That's all she's worth. Hey. Whoppers are the worst of candy. She would have done it for free. I bet you. You should have saved yourself a couple whoppers. Oh no. Whoppers. Yeah. Life, man. Life is life. Life is life. What are you going to do? He's going to do what he wants to do anyway, no matter what I say. So... Yeah, I mean, you've learned that. I have learned that. You have learned that. Going through this. It's like I have another gigantic child. Yeah. Oh well. A rebellious teen. Hey, Barry, he's going through a very rebellious period now. Probably if I told him no, he would have been like, yeah. I'm going. Is it smoking better? Did he go into the right place? No? That little fight yesterday. Anyways. Oh no, I thought... Because I haven't heard anything. I thought maybe he was following the rules. No. No, well. It's difficult. You're...

37:15Ryan, you have some dad to this here? I can't really. Yes, good say. You got to do a little background check, man. Not a bad idea. I'm not a lady. This lady? Yeah, yeah. You got to see your background. Make sure she's not telling any lies. My mom dated this dude who were pretty sure he was stolen Valor on his brother, said he lived his brother's life. No. What? What? And he listed... This was a wild time. My dad passed away. My mom was going through crap. But she dated this dude. He lived in Oregon. And then my brother went out there to move him here. Oh no. And he bailed and then kept my brother kidnapped for like three weeks at his house. Ryan, how long was he with you? I remember. Good. My brother's five years older than me. So he was like at the time, probably 35. How was a 30-year-old man in the hostage? He just couldn't leave. He wouldn't get a plane ticket. My mom finally thought he was... It was a whole mixture of things. But dude, like kidnapped him. What? Yeah. That's crazy. Well, I got in a fight with him on our back deck over stain.

38:16It was a whole thing. Stained? Yeah, it was a lot. We were a couple of years from him, I'm there. Yeah. You're two from the sounds of it. That's crazy. That's it. My brother's been kidnapped by a stolen valor guy and he fought with me about Dex's stain. But we looked him up and I'm like, oh my gosh, I think he took his brother's identity. His brother was like a war hero type deal guy. Oh, that's crazy man. It was wild. Yeah, you got to do the background checks. They people pray on widows. They pray, you know, like you... That's what I've been doing. That's what I've been doing. That's what I've been doing. So the checks would pray on widows. That's a new plan. That's a new plan. A new target. Pray on widows. Yep. Oh man, that's wild Ryan. That is, yeah. Holy smokes, your brother. Glad we got him back. Yeah. For sure. For sure. Yeah. All right, we've been following this story about this fake 49ers player who convinced a whole bunch of women to believing that he was a 49er.

39:17Yeah, started watching some of his workouts. And trying to get money out of them in a big scam. It worked. He got a ton of cash from a ton of ladies. A couple though didn't fall for it. And they're telling their side of the story now to NBC News. The photos might be believable. The US Attorney's Office in Oregon says 35-year-old Dejon Love put these pictures of him in 49ers uniforms or living lavishly online and shared them with women looking for love. It's part of what authorities say he used to scam dozens of women across Oregon, Washington, Idaho and California. Dominique DeBose matched with Love on a dating app last year. He had pictures on his profile. I've been playing for the Niners, said that he was an NFL receiver. I think I received her or something. But the receiver felt like a deceiver to DeBose. So she immediately began investigating eventually unearthing lie after lie. I kind of called him out for it. Like I know you're not who you said you are. And that's when he stopped talking. I blocked him. And because I don't want him to contact me anymore. The US Attorney's Office said Love with Laura Women in and later used 18-year-old Taylor Chan

40:18who posed as his financial advisor. Court documents say the scheme going from at least February 2022 until their arrest last month and went as far as creating fake bank accounts that appear to show their investments growing after they sent Love Money. Court documents say one woman lost more than $87,000. Collectively the pair pocketing more than $1.3 million. Authorities say once they had no more money to invest, ask too many questions or for related documentation, Love blocked communications with them, but kept their money. Investigators say they've identified at least 26 women who were victims of Love and Chan's elaborate scheme. No, it's going to be way more. AOFay now lives in Southern California. But she says back in 2023 while living in San Jose, she matched with Love on a dating app and later met him at Westfield Valley Fair where he showed up decked out in 49ers gear. And he called some trying to prove that he was real or whatever. And he had money by coming with all these bags.

41:18She said it ended abruptly when she wouldn't send him any money. Both women say they're now speaking out because they want Love and Chan to pay for their harm and manipulation and because other women can't or feel too ashamed to. It's funny to some, but for others, it's not. For me, I don't have to experience that. So I can laugh here and there, but at the end of the day, I do know what the other women are going through. I couldn't imagine having to go through that emotion. In the Central Valley, GiaVang and BC Bay Area News. It's a scam that was so big that he was everything. He was trying to get everything for free. Like he'd be messaging restaurants himself, which is weird because they have a person who knows how to do it. Hey, lots of love from Desjans. Yeah. Throw some burgers this way and we'll run you right into the end zone. At least pretend to be a PR person or what are the system measures of imposing with like a platter of burgers. And next to this guy, I think, you know, ribs and like he ran this scam

42:19into the ground. I love this idea. Yeah, he feel bad for the women, but this guy's awesome. There's such a funny thing to do. Have you seen any of like the online influencers showing how easy it is to do this stuff, though? No. There's there's guys do it like a one guy saw it took a helmet and wore a shirt and walked into a dealership and got like a two week test drive. Like let me drive it for a couple of weeks. People are just dumb. You really are. Well, yeah, you're right. And they fall for like his mug shot. I don't even know how he got any. You got to have no idea. He kept the helmet on for a reason. Yeah, he's got a 12. Very easy. Well, it's the thing he'd show up to like dinner in a helmet. Well, he's true. He knew like to have a headband on it. I'd that 12 head. What kind of a player just carries this helmet everywhere? No one into the dealership. No, it's single one. It's the cool guy like motorcycle into the bar move, right? That's it. I'm going to bring my helmet. I have a hard time feeling completely sorry for the women because I feel sorry for

43:19when it's like an elderly person or you know, you're taking advantage of or you're not in your right mind. But when you're you should know better. Well, because you're a woman that would do her due diligence and that's the difference, right? That is the difference. Lisa, the second, you know, even if it was like, oh yeah, no, I started to see this girl. Her name is this. Lisa might even be like, just hold on. Let me check it out. Yeah. But everyone should be like that. Do you know that person is nuts when she started being arrested seven times? Yeah, I know all that. Google wasn't even a big deal when she started with us, but there was a private investigator hired to make sure we were on the up and up. She did her drars. You're gonna find it. Yeah. I mean, just a simple Google of the guy's name, even though I guess he kind of rigged it so the Google is pulling from the fake sites he created. So he was kind of coming up in searches. Yep. What can you ask like is that as he on the team? You can just check the roster. Go to the team website. You can check the roster. There's so many ways. Yep. I don't know.

44:19Yeah. I would be embarrassed. I wouldn't go to the news. It's super. It is. It's super embarrassing. And I think that's why they think there's many more victims. Yeah, I'm sure I was to come forward. Well, the truth is though, like anyone that you meet, even if like you fell for the, the, um, oh yeah, he's like a 49er, you should never give anyone your money. No. And you should never start investing in Bitcoin because of some guy that you met on Tinder or something says that you should invest. Like there is a point where like the buck stops with you. You don't have to take this part today. You have to be smart. Yeah. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love firework freeze five hour energy. It's got bold, cherry lime and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze five hour energy. Available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day.

45:21No, you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Great. Dave and Chuck the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play. All right. Now a story about a lady boy gone wrong. Oh, no. I think a lot of lady boys go wrong. Listen, but I will say, okay, maybe I don't know. If I'm in Thailand, yes, looking for paid love. Yeah. Yeah. I would assume most of them have dicks. Well, you can ask them. They just they're really like, okay, how many? How many? What's the audience? How many have weeners? 80, 20, I think is being. 80, them have ween, 80 or lady boys, 20 or lady ladies. At least in the videos that I've seen, are they interview them? All the lady boy videos you watch? Well, it's more than you realize. It's incredible. Yeah. 88.4% of them. Yeah. Because what I'm saying is, how should I be shocked?

46:21Like, why am I going to fight someone that has a dick? You should have. I should have expected it. I feel like it's just, it's more probably an argument over territory than it is like an argument over. In this one, this guy, because this guy called her a lady boy, that apparently sparked the fight. Oh, they, I mean, literally that's what everyone calls it. I can't, I wish I could find that guy. Every time you ask him all the time. Because I found it once and now it's gone. We don't talk about him enough to get a dick in my feed. Yeah, I think it's like if your, if that is your persuasion as a person, like if you've decided I am a lady boy, I think a lot of them go there, you know? Here's what happened here. This was a tourist who got into a heated exchange with a lady boy. In the nightlife capital in Thailand. And the motorcycle rider who I think is like their motorcycle Uber.

47:22Yes, he's caught in the middle. And the motorcycle rider who I think is like their motorcycle Uber. Yeah, he was. Really? I just, she never ****ing you guy. She said she's like a big group. And the motorcycle. Oh, oh, oh. So that's a lady boy he's insulting. Oh, yeah. Talking about her big boobs and then all of a sudden she whipped it out. But. Mm-hmm. My little hippie. Yeah. My little hippie. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Oh, my little hippie. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, my little hippie. Yeah. Yeah. My little hippie. My little hippie. Oh. Oh. That looks like a great time. My little hippie. My little hippie. Oh. Oh, and everything. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what that guy's thinking because you're there. I mean, to me, even just shoes and the dirty tie-lits. It's such a wild choice. Well, I hope for like all the US troops that are there now.

48:24They just, you know, the sailors and the Marines that are, they just got there. I hope there's some women there for the. I literally. I literally. There's 5,000 of them that are wandering around that have an excuse. Lady, ladies. I'm looking for a lady. Lady, lady. I think Thailand like gets you to warning. Yeah. Get them all out. Yeah. The boys are coming. They're they. Oh, no. Oh my god. Yikes. Yeah, you got to be on front with that. These are sailors we're talking about. So do you think this guy got a surprise when he felt down yonder? He won't start his. That's why he saw upset. And I feel like he's telling someone about it because he's like, I had a penis in my hand. She's like a big move. No, bro. Oh, no. Oh, she did not take kindly to that. You're fighting a feisty lady. Lady, she's got a traffic on. Is that that is not what I think it is right there?

49:26A traffic on. If that's what you call that between her legs. Oh, I don't see anything. Can you see that? It's hard to see. No, but that's what it is. If that's her traffic cone, she is packin' heat. Yeah, congratulations. Yes, it is. Yeah. Holy crap. Wow, they're there for a reason. No, he smokes. They're for a reason. Jason, that lady boy's packin' more heat than you. No star. Most star. I've been call the lady boy before. Did I say in the bedroom? Yeah. Oh no. What's up, they think? I just saw something with Tom Hanks as force comp, where it was like the US boys are getting off the boat. And it was him on the shrimp boat and then it cut to like a lead, like a woman standing in a doorway and she's on a skirt. And then all of a sudden she shakes and something front of the skirt. It's a little bit of a head on.

50:27Forest gets all freaked out. Oh, there he is. I love people. I do. I love people. I love people. Man, they cracked me up. Yeah, they're not gonna find it. That's a surprise down there that you were not well, you should have been expecting in Thailand, I guess, but I sent you a video and you should watch it sometime. The guy interviewing. Okay, not right now. Yeah, he doesn't like it. It's nothing rude or whatever. But he just walks up to him and it's like, oh, let me lady boy or woman. I think if you tried to play the game of guessing, you would fail way more than you ever. Yeah, that's yours. What was your accuracy rate? Bad. I get a deal. Don't go to Thailand. No, go to Thailand. I'm full. 100%. You think we could play it here? You can dry. Yeah, that's a guy. Lady boy. Oh, yeah, the ladies. So that was a lady. That was a boy. Yeah, the lady is a lady boy. I don't know what they're all going to say. I don't either. That's what do you think?

51:28That's a guy. Are they all gonna be guys? That's a guy. Virgin. Virgin. Yeah, the other day. But tonight I don't think so. What's your name? So that was we already know. So that's a guy. What? Are you, are you tired? Yes. How old are you? 20. 20. You look great tonight. What are you wearing? Almost nothing. Is that you real eye colors? No. No. What color is your eye normally? Oh my god. I smell, it's not beautiful. You are beautiful. Yeah. What? Everyone. Everyone. You're not a lady? Yes. What are you? I'm lady boy. See? This is my favorite. I'm the one who's going to be. Yeah. Yeah, the voice was a dead human. Why not a lady? This is awesome. What? I'm really glad. This is awesome. Oh, really? Good call. I said that. I don't want to do it. That's Jason. Let me hug you. No way. This guy's into it. Oh man. You say that's weird. Yeah. That's weird. That's so weird. Holy shit.

52:29I don't think this game is just hard as you made it out to be. Fella, fella, fella. Yeah, you really made it. We just said it was 98%. Jason. And we just said it was nice. What do you look at? The Lady Boy compilation. When sometimes there's more of a guessing game. Right. Oh, you're right. This one is just entitled. I'm Lady Boy. So it's going to be all the Lady Boy. I sent you Lady Boy block. It was my fault. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, man, you are easily fooled. I am better watch. See? I'm just watching. That's all you. Yeah. Let's watch it. It's all just as long as I close my eyes, my ears. Like my nose. I'll be good to go. Oh my God. Variety is the spice of life. There it is. Jason in the background. This one. Oh, yeah. My 80. Merced. Oh my God. That's Lady Boy too. Oh my God. Lady. If you want to see that first Lady Boy fight. And if you're positive just right, you'll see Lady Dong up at Davincheckthefreak.com. I don't think that because that was like a legitimate news website.

53:32I don't think they realize you can see. Oh, probably not. No, you're right. A big old wiener in there. I mean, I can't see it. So. Well, your eyesight is exactly. So I'm also 25 feet away from the screen. Now another pastor who's in trouble with the law. This pastor in Mount Dora, Florida, charged with Elbow and an old guy to the ground. What happened? Get out of my way for Jesus. This is Dora from Lash 2 News. Before the after the interaction. Kester Curry is the woman in the white shirt approaching the gazebo

54:34as the elderly man walks around pew and gets knocked to the ground. She says she heard a loud commotion coming from the park. This blood curdling screaming that actually had me turn around and go back across the street towards the park because it sounded as if a woman by all accounts was in grave danger. According to the arrest, David, the victim told the various police, the suspect struck him in the mouth and nose with an elbow, knocking him back where he had his head on a bench. The police report also says the victim got to a verbal argument with his sister over parenting. Kester Curry says she heard the pastor tell the elderly man. You're not going to abuse women. We don't abuse women. It's something to that effect and came kind of around. And then that's when he elbowed him. Pew is the co-founder and pastor of Hope City Church, Mt. Dora, according to its website. He told police he probably should not have put himself in the situation, but the family was thanking him for intervening.

55:36I believe the law is the law and we can't assault individuals. The assault is never okay. I believe in this situation, any reasonable person who heard those screams would have come up on the situation and wanted to intervene. Since his arrest, the pastor was released from jail on a $2,500 bond. So he was defending the lady? The little guy, the older man. Not the pastor? No. No, the pastor was upset that the man intervened. Yes. Yeah. I was checking out what? I'm just looking up some definitions here and like trying to get some clarification. Wife does not have authority over her own body and yields it to her husband. What are you talking about? I'm just reading stuff. Just learning about God.

56:40We've lost him. I think we're losing him. He's been gone one time. Oh man. Get me out of here. He already left once. He was hanging out with me in here. Going back to the lady voice story for a second, someone said they realized how Jason would react if he found out that the person was a lady boy. Happy birthday! You know? I know he's coming. Happy birthday. Oh wow. Wiener. Oh my god. Any who? Yeah, any who. Whatever. You know. I get you. I can forgive myself for one night. Sure. One night in bank. He's in. That's what the boy is talking about. I guess there's a thief that specializes in everything. A 50-H rural guy from Florida named Christopher Johnson is facing felony charges after he stole

57:41a Marchowary stretcher and caught cover from a funeral home. They're worth about seven grand. They're probably worth about 40 bucks, but they charge the seven grand. They're funeral home. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It sounds strange, but that's his thing. He's connected to a string of similar thefts, funeral home thefts, stretching across four states. And it actually took a multi-state task force in Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina to take him down. The investigation remains ongoing because they believe he may have stolen more mortuary stretchers from other places. What are you doing with them? I don't know. Are you decorating? Are you buying them to decorate rooms or something? Are you selling them? Decorate. Well, there are a lot of people that are into like weird stuff like that. You could see them setting up like a... ...stretcher decor. It doesn't look like it now that I'm seeing them. His mug shots up at davidcheckthefreak.com.

58:42He's also been arrested for the exact thing years ago too. Unclear why he steals mortuary stretchers. Is there a resale market? Is like... Well, there is. I know that there probably is, but at the same time, like Lisa said, I don't know what this guy is getting for that. Does he look like a guy who's... This is what he's stealing. Yeah. So you would have the body on there? I thought there was a body on there for a second, but I just saw the bottom part. There's nothing at the time. For a mortuary. I mean, that's just... No. I don't want to get there on the stretcher. There's so much in there that's worth money though. And then funeral homes. Man, as I said, they inflate the prices. I know. They sure do nothing. How they control... I'll take that earn. How much is that? It's shocking, dude. Shocking.

59:42Yeah. Like, they should be ashamed of themselves. If I grab that and try to sell it on the street, I'm getting nothing for it. Right. You know? I do think that some of those like really like those medical fetish people might spend top dollar for like a real funeral home stretcher. Yeah. The only thing they'd want more is like the bed with the stirrups and stuff and all that in it. Coming up in pervert of the day. What did a car wash owner have to tell a guy to pull out of his ass? Let's find out. David, check the freaks pervert of the day. Okay. I guess we'll start with a little what's up his ass. Oh. Oh, okay. All right. He's a pervert. A car wash owner busted him. Okay. I'm a car wash worker.

1:00:44The owner of the car wash busted me. Yes, and my opinion is so... Oh, wait. So I don't have to technically work there. You might have just come out of the car wash and realized I just visited and put something in myself. You don't have to work at the car wash now. Okay, that's what I'm saying. I was wondering if it was like one of the workers. No. All right. Sorry, what Lisa wanted to do? Hose, the spray hose. Not the spray hose. Okay. One of those pine tree air freshener things. No. It doesn't have a pine hole. One of those spinny brushes. No, but you'd be clean. Wow, you'd be dead. You'd also be dead. So it's something you use at the car wash? Yes. A squeegee. The rainbow foam. What? A car cleaner bottle of car cleaner. You have exited the car wash.

1:01:46Okay. And now you make... Is it the traffic owner? Or the traffic owner? Back him. Why do we think of vacuum right away? Guys, are you turning it on? Are you sucking out your beans? It's always on. Are you sucking out your beans? The ones I go to, they're always on. Is couldn't you damage yourself from sucking your own beans? I'm sure. I think you'd like the suck. You like the suck. Because it probably makes like a vibration. Are people sucking their beans? Yes, they are. 1,000%. With vacuum cleaners? Yes, they are. We haven't had reports of it, but I'm sure. Yup. Do it now. Do it now. Tosely front parts. Here's... It is usually... Here's the video which you can check out at DavinChuckTheFreak.com. He is at the vacuum station with the hose up his hole. No. Hey, bud. You need to pull that damn hose out of your ass and get out of here.

1:02:47Nope. Get out of here. Get it. You need to go, bud. Is that a vacuum? Yeah. Huh? I don't know how the hose is like the most. I know you got to hose stuff up your ass. That's an air hose. I know you're asking. Get out of here. If I have cops can pick you up. That's the air hose. Okay, but it says vacuum station right now. Oh, it is. I think the tires will know at like ones by my house, they have like a little air gun now too to get like stuff out of the carpet. So I think that's what you... Like almost like on a compressor when you fill up the tires. Like in your ass. That's what I think he's got. Yeah, so he's got the little nozzle. You can hear it. You hear it? He's so casual. He's just like, yeah, it's up there. Listen here. How's that not filling you up and you're dying? Why would I play? Dave, what'd you do? You hear it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, look at that. What's going on? Nope. I could do that. I could do that, sir. No, I am...

1:03:48I managed to hold the property. My boss owns all this. You need to go. Sounds like Ryan. No, you're not. You need to pick up and go. Trying to put a manhole in my ass. I know that you just got done putting that hose in your ass. Get out of here. Oh, you are full with manholes. That trust me. But you need to kick rocks, but... You need to get some up scenes. You're trying to have a conversation with a insane person. You need to go because if I go back there and fall into cops and they're going to have you gone. What are you? Are you going to clean that for me? Yeah, he's somebody who needs a push. All right, then you ain't good enough to ride that train. I suggest by the time I get there, you're gone. All right, now pull the hose out of your ass and get out of here. I feel like Ryan would react to save weight. Yeah, just get it out, dude. We both just want to move on with our days.

1:04:49Yeah, I don't want to do anything. I want to sit here and talk to cops. Get the hose out of your ass. I don't want to wash an asshole. Oh, no. I know I'm going to have to. Someone's going to have to. Someone's going to have to. You can't let someone pick up the top of that hole. Could you imagine using that after that kind of thing? Well, you know, I bet people have sick. I can't. What are you doing? Also, you're what? He's making some weird faces. He's found something. What are you doing? I was just trying to tell you to look at your. Check your stuff. If I give him weird eyes, yeah, without saying it, I wasn't trying to interrupt. Just give you a glance. Yeah. Enough. Lisa, what were you saying? I'm so sorry. No, that's okay. It was just like a minute and a half of having a conversation with a guy with a hose up his ass. Jesus God, almighty. That was. It was. Jason, why did you do that? That was rude. I didn't even see it. You filled those in the bed. That was right out. Yes, that's very nice. People sucked their holes right out. That was rude. Lisa, this is a serious one. I didn't know. You said he's green.

1:05:50I missed the whole thing, Daytona. I wasn't so fast. I never asked. You asked if people did this. Yes, I did not ask to see it. You're close. So people do do that. They do do that. There's evidence online. Yeah, and like the thing is, so we've done a story in the past where a guy jokingly to his buddy blasted him with one of those compressed air. Guns in the beehull and it killed him. Yes, you're right. And it killed him. That's right. I'm kind of a thug. So I don't know how this guy's alive. It must be a very weak stream that it's sort of putting out. You just got to keep your mouth open. Then the air goes out. Oh, I'm sure. That's a trick. That's a trick to do that. Thank you for that. That's the human body with a riot. Thank you for that. You can catch more of that. Yeah. I just loved Lisa's reaction to what Jason sent. Jason, that was rude. Yeah, that's rude. He was really, he got really taken aback by that. I'm rude. I felt bad. Yeah, I rude. I'm a naehole. Yeah. I didn't expect that.

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