Pervy The Snowman

0:00This is Dave and Chuck the Freak's tasty bits podcast. Oh, another bitches tripping. And is she hot or not? Alright. A nude woman in Florida. I feel like this can take a lot out of me. You're a calculator out. She was arrested. A nude woman in where, Florida? Florida. Florida. A arrested after being spotted, pleasuring herself in public. She told police. She just wanted to feel good. Investigator stay. 31 year old. A leo Waldo. Where's Waldo? Was observed by police. And civilians. Laying down on a wooden pallet. Fully naked. Early yesterday morning. She was seen.

1:00Manipulating her sexual organs. In a sexually stimulating matter. What the hell? St. Petersburg. When confronted by a police officer there. Waldo reportedly stated. I just want to feel good. Don't wail. She was directly across from the entrance. Of a construction site. Where multiple people were working at the time of the incident. She made eye contact with many of them. While touching herself. Did someone call the police? Construction workers called the police. They don't know. They don't say that. Someone obviously reached out. Construction. That's not in this report. I'm just wondering how they. Police on her. Someone dead.

2:02That's you're just making that up now. Masternating. Woman. She's charged with exposure of sexual organs. Minus five. She is locked up. In lieu of five hundred dollars bond on the misdemeanor count. Okay, hold on. Locked up five hundred dollars bond. Still can't get out. Okay. So now that you have those details. Can you determine is she hot or not? I think so. I think. So. Florida woman 31. I put a maximum on that probably around an eight. Pleasuring self in public. I'm going to give that a minus one. I know that seems a good one either way. But I think realistically. I'm going to go with a minus one on that. So we're down to seven. Last name Waldo minus one.

3:02Wow. New Waldo is going to. That is a six. Construction workers. Calling the police. I'm masturbating woman. Again, you're just. You're making something out. They could have been, but I'm going with that. That's a minus five. She's down to a one. And then she can't even afford a five hundred dollar bond. Which I believe you could still pay ten percent of. Oh. And get out. So maybe it doesn't work like that in Florida. But so that's a minus two. She's a minus one. Wow. Minus one. Jason. I'm on the other end of this. Okay. I think masturbating in public is like a plus two. Okay. Um. Thirty one. Sun, kiss, skin. Oh, yeah. I don't think the construction workers called. I think even if she was like a four of the construction workers are still watching. That's what I would have thought. And that's why that's why I'm also.

4:02I think someone else ruined their day. Oh, I'm like, aw. So I'm going eight. Okay. Eight. I think she's a smoking hot wall though. Wow. Hotest wall, though, ever. Blonde. Okay. Hot wall, though. Glasses. Okay, Jesus. We have many pictures of her. Just one. We have the one. I think she might. Let's get to the recap. Chuck says a Florida 31 instantly takes two points off. Lanzia to eight. She lost another point for pleasureing herself for some reason. Yep. She lost a point for the last name Waldo. Yep. She lost five points. Unsubstantiated points because he believes a construction worker may have reported her. Which is not true. I got. And because she can't afford a $500 bond loses more points. He gives her in total one of the lowest scores he's ever given in this game. I normally would never go this low, but it's just one of the most important. The lowest scores ever he's given.

5:03Yep. Jason goes the other way. He likes masturbation. He gives it a plus two. Two. Two. He does. He thinks she's 31 years old, sun kissed, blonde, and glasses. He's painted quite a picture of her. Yeah. He thinks no construction worker's called. He loves the name Waldo. Mm-hmm. He thinks it's hot. He thinks he's a hot wall, though, eight. I don't remember if he ever saw all of us hot, but you can twist my words. Fun, what did you say? I just thought you said I'd think she's a hot wall, though. Yeah, it's hot wall, though. Mm-hmm. Okay. Not like Waldo was the key to making her hot. Right. Right. Come on, baby. Well, she's a little more than sun kissed because I believe she's... The burn. The record part, black. Okay. I thought about it. Okay. All right. Okay. But I will definitely say Jason's closer than Chuck. Is she an eight? Minus one is pretty tough. No. Minus one. I mean, I had to give a minus to the construction worker.

6:04If you take that out, you'd probably be closer. I think she's maybe a five, five-six. Mm-hmm. Five-six. Oh, no, no. What's the Andre the Giant? What are you into? What's the Andre the Giant? What are you into? Come on. She's got a nice face. No. She's got a nice face. No. It's really. It's really. I think if you had her done up, this is a munch on. Looks like she got stung by bees. I think she's bigger, too. Yeah. I never said the bottom of her face, like her chin looks like a chubby chick. That doesn't bring her down. I don't like that. See, that's not. Minus one. I'm going to do that. That was a big Waldo. Oh. Oh, okay. Maybe I will recant. Oh, okay. What is in your mind? Oh, what is in your mind? Chalk wins. Now she's not a minus one. Come on. Look at that photo. Look at that. Look at that. Have seen a way worse her mouth is falling apart. Oh, she's been busted up. She's been like punched. No, can you go up? How like what is her stats?

7:055-8 to 40 240 It's Chuck the freak territory She's an actress singer no, no, she's not no, she is not this could be her This is her Okay, see When she's got her stuff together four years ago not bad man That's not a minus one that's not a minus one though come on. No, no, no No, but her current state is much closer to a minus one than a mug shots. You can't jog jog on Mug shot so long. It's also tough to judge a recent a no one photo from 25 years ago 22 four years ago. That's for half of that 240 comes from that butt that cake that bad dog. I don't Stuff to keep that cake when you got that cake tough to keep that cake in check

8:06Because you like cake, you know bigger the cake bigger the shake All minds the cake Hmm Anyway, so I'm gonna give it to Jason. He's closer that I think an eight is closer to her than a minus one is Yeah, yeah, yeah, when she's not when she's like that. She's not yeah, still yeah, still closer to eight You know, is that a tear drop? Oh, yeah Sure, she'll be arrested. Yeah, is it a sperm? I don't think so I don't think people are putting sperm on themselves Well, I don't think that's a thing Dave But you know, I don't know For symbol is sperm on you imagine Dave is like ghost to prison to interview somebody I'm so is that sperm on your cheek to imagine it looks almost like a few drops of sperm on you

9:09Oh my big kill him right there, huh? He'd be dead I see you like sperm You're a sperm coming at you all right, she's yeah obviously life has gone a different way for her She's real sad didn't know it's almost sad when you see this, you know, not making the best choices She is not I mean there you probably pay money to see her diddler self in public. Yeah, yeah, you would Jason would pay him for nothing Oh, well, you're not paying but you'll find it for free. I got yeah, I got no problem with her wanting to feel good exactly I just want some of them lips what happened there is that is that like herpes is that just us I think that was a result of being a bunch sure. Yeah, right before I'm much shot there. All right, let's move on. Okay Oh

10:10Case of malicious finkle distribution on Dave and Chuck the freak got another poop and bitch to be aware of That's good. It could be big time For us on social media Really people love poop and bitches really do Let's say she did she does Residents in Brentwood, California are speaking out about a female serial pooper This woman has now been caught on video multiple times pooping on the streets It's always just like a chick trying to be in shape, right like a jogging lady Is that the case here? Let's find out as we get the update from fox 11 They said and discussing situation out here in fact you could still see the stains on the grass We're not gonna get tied on that because many of you have obviously getting ready for dinner But neighbors out here do tell me that this woman has been using the sidewalks of Brentwood for Years as her bathroom and they now hope that the professionals can step in and get her some help

11:13The video that's The woman with her pants down Deficating and wiping her shelf of the owner of Goshen and barrington avid I mean, that's pretty crazy. I'm sad for her. It's disgusting, but it's more the same It's an all-too-familiar site for neighbors like Wendy Kush I remember saying something to my neighbor who said oh, yeah, she does that every morning Which I thought was you know kind of insane. I do too Kush felt sorry for her So she started making calls she tried 311 and homeless coalitions one group took six months to even find the woman They finally found her and I thought something great would happen she'd get you know some help And they said she refused services and they couldn't do anything more about it Then on Tuesday Kush says she was walking with her young daughter in her dogs when she saw the woman come around the corner She started yelling she was going to kill me lunging at me and I couldn't get the lab to move because she was you know moving really slow Luckily, I finally just like started running and the dogs followed me, but it was really scary Kush posted about her experience on the next door app others chimed in saying the same woman had chased and threatened them on different

12:19Actuals you have to see her digging into her ass and wiping it every couple of seconds keep zooming in on that They really want you to know much who's doing Contacted police and their representatives. They're all very compassionate. They want to help But their hands are tied is what we're constantly told we're also told that they really can't do anything unless there's an actual violent act so basically if someone poops right here, it's fine, but if I Throw something out of my car. I get a ticket Besides dealing with this quality of life issue neighbors fear if this woman doesn't get help It may end in tragedy We have a lot of mentally ill homeless people here that we have compassion for but they need treatment Get's due And late this afternoon we received a statement from council What you do in that situation you got a force, you know, you know you can't Such a man. If someone doesn't want help in some kind of way they don't feel like anything is wrong with them

13:21There is really nothing you can do they just go and You know, they're living on the street. I do believe she put her dirty wipe cloth back into her. Well, that's still good It's still good. She's not littering. Yep. What she littered dirt feces. Yeah, she got a littered old turd she's regular She's good to be as regular as she is. I mean, yeah, what a gift Yeah Envious of a streak pooper a little bit. I mean every morning seven o'clock Probably how we should be heard should be pooping, you know, like think about it. Just like she just stands up Ben's a little tiny bit like we're trying to get on a squatty potty and do all these things She just stands and lets her rip maybe you out the backyard in the morning you can Boom let it happen. Okay, what are you doing right now? You're gonna like I don't like that position. That's a weird position. Okay, that's good I'm not practicing to poop Look that we look like you're making the poop face. We're just yeah, we'd be a lot stronger in the lower back

14:25That's how we poop that way And now a burglar caught with a pocket full of thongs. Okay This burglar found with multiple pairs of stolen thongs stuffed into his pockets admitted to having a fetish He's been jailed for his creepy crime This UK burglar Told the cops. Yeah, I have a problem Stephen pool reportedly Left some ladies terrified when they discovered him in their backyard in the town of Saxon Crossway So they're just drying their clothes outside. It's a thing in the UK a lot of people do that they use this, you know the Outdoor racks to dry their clothes A lot of thongs on there. I guess tough to resist They heard some loud banging The slamming of a locked gate when one lady looked at her window She saw a bright light Realized there was a guy with a flashlight out there Cops arrived they discovered the guy

15:27wearing a face covering While a flashlight was also found on the ground they confronted him the 35-year-old head stuffed pockets full of thongs Can you hang your thongs outside? You can't just really can't It's just acting per Oh my god, you're waving the Come on come take these get a drying rack and put it in your house. Yeah, yeah, you can't put thongs outside Because then this guy shows up like I'm I would not go and collect thongs Okay, I would not I have a normal brain However, if I was walking yeah, and I looked over and there was just 12 thongs hung up a row of thongs. I would be like beautiful Like there My god The terms we'd still appreciate

16:29Exactly just as like men just as men you'd appreciate wow nice see your unease You think he's wearing He says for a fetish I feel like it's probably all of it all of it doing it all you know what's that fetish yeah I just described it as a personal fetish But he says the fetish is not a crime So I mean wearing a thong is not But no, but stealing there is masturbating You know stealing their underwear is there. Yeah stuff Being in their backyard when you're not allowed. What does he get? I think it's a crazy sentence maybe the UK's different over here. I don't know if you'd get anything for that 15 months in prison Excellent getting jail

17:30Okay, he's got it right Yeah, I don't think it would because I think you're nuts. You know what I mean? I don't think you can't stop the crazy you yeah like no real They don't think a consequence consequences ever Yeah, I mean, I can't see a bunch of thongs on a on a string and not at least be like well Lisa what we've got over here would ladies feel the same way if they walk by We're drying our dogs and we've said we would be horrified. I'll tell you this right now. So I Literally was just putting you know, I the way that I do laundry I wash all my shirts at once I then I wash all my shorts and then I wash like underwear and socks I let that underwear and socks pile get so big if I would have put them out to dry It was like day if I think I don't you know, I've got like three drawers full of underwear I had like two pairs left and I was like okay, it's time I

18:34At least putting those all out in the back yard. I think someone would have called the cops I think someone would have called the cops on me. Yeah, I honestly you're drawing your undies I would have posted up so many pairs of underwear I'm taking forever to my neighbors would have been oh my god I'm gonna go 60 clothes pants And just undies They would have be a site they would have a hundred percent thought This man is Someone Someone always in them and I know Yeah, you notice the socks. They're so small They just dry on the ground the same size of the clothes pins Yeah I'm just saying like there's I would get a different kind of attention. Yeah for it Someone would call the authorities Yeah, we're children walking so many panty theft stories who made the news

19:36We've never reported on a single men's underwear theft No, we don't want your underwear We really don't gay guys have taken some of these No, if gay guys have even taken them no, probably not I feel like Gay guys could just ask their one gay buddy. Hey man. Can I have them underwear? Where may them undies you know, and I think it's fine Yeah, they could be there's straight friend and probably get some undies. Uh-huh Would you give a gay man your underwear? I think that's what I was alluding to Call me Where do you get your unease you get your t-shirts at I have a few different pairs of underwear that I wear you don't go for now I have dollar undies right now. I have my nicest The nicest ones I own are very nice. These are like nice nice. Yeah Expensive you worry about your underwear a lot Ryan paying attention to what you're wearing Yeah, I got cool prints and stuff I'm not selling that's right about it Ryan's thing would be entertaining I think like he put all the stuff there. Yeah, I think it was a male stripper living

20:40Absolutely My dollar bills trying next to it Definitely a dancer I got cool ones on today I see him oh here we go Jason the only one they can see What is that like? I don't know it's almost like a like cool zebra Like a cow zebra pattern. Oh look at cow zebra black and white squiggly I love that you're looking at Ryan and his undies. We pull it down through his shorts. So it's not like Cowbra, I think underneath is yeah, there's a cobb cobra Yes, Kyle's you be brats Interested Thank you for showing me your underwear. You're welcome. That's nice um Someone said I was on vacation in Florida and a girl took my boxers off the clothes line And wrote me a note on the tag kind of like hitting on me Hmm Well, I mean I put her number or something. I guess it's super hot. I mean, I can't even imagine how hot you are

21:44Like if a woman is like I'm riding his underwear. It's on your underwear. It's got to be his underwear No, I bet I could put all my underwear out. They're not a single thing Not a single thing will be only number would be nine one. Yep, that's it Someone called the police that guy's crazy Someone said there is an episode of the show mine's my strange addiction We're oh, no, I should have read it. You should have. Oh, go ahead Where I go I have to say it Girl is addicted to smelling her dads underwear. You didn't have to say it You didn't have to say you didn't you read it you're like oh, no, never mind. Let's keep going Through that you said he had to say it. No, she said you didn't have to Oh No, I don't want to hear it. Oh, no, that's gross. Oh, well, you know, it comes up. Yeah, of course it comes out

22:45I don't leave the show I lost a lot of clients because of my addiction I'm addicted to smelling my dad's underwear. Oh someone's talking at the same time under it. So just be careful Yeah, the reaction to yeah He was like what in the And this is her here. Yeah Oh god, you need so much help. Yeah, I lost a lot of clients because of my addiction But lost a lot of um, that's all she says she says she's addicted to smelling her dads underwear Your dad though, you know, just sucks. That sucks real bad It's fake. I hope so. It's weird to write that that is weird to write you know, I'll be like you know It's like what still you want attention right? Yeah, like what's the weirdest thing you can come up with But to sign up as an acting job to be the dad's underwear sniffer. Yeah, don't get it. I guess you can't couldn't get anything

23:47No, she didn't have a good look No, you know, right Leave a rating for Dave and Chuck the Freaks tasty bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play. All right Imagine Your high school football season being canceled and we've heard of that happening because of low enrollment or injuries and stuff Yep, this is totally different this Arizona school district School football team has been canceled because of Dry-humping Hmm. It's a big problem Yeah, these dry-humping oh No, I got this message again hold on a second. Give me a second here It's gotta get that's important. Yeah, Samar 12 news journalist got it Told this investigation is related to an incident that possibly have been during an out of town football camp The district isn't saying much at this time about the allegations or how many students or faculty members are involved But they are saying that both JV and varsity football teams will be sidelined until further notice

24:53The The football season for Tonopan Valley high school came to a sudden stop last Friday after the varsity teams first game was Unexpectedly canceled just hours before it was supposed to begin a decision that surprised some parents I was getting ready to go to the game myself and I got a message that due to unforeseen circumstances and canceled Um, and I was like that's weird a letter sent home to families explained why The saddle mountain unified school district received a report concerning a potentially serious incident involving football players and staff late Friday afternoon Superintendent Dr. Mike Winters says he immediately canceled the game and contacted law enforcement The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office tells us deputies took a report referencing quote dry-humping that allegedly occurred in Williams during a football camp No other details were shared but a spokesperson tells us no victims wanted to press charges

25:54The district is moving forward with its own investigation and placed certain faculty members on administrative leave They wouldn't tell us how many or what their involvement was Or maybe they didn't stop it. They were there when I happened All varsity and JV football games are suspended until further notice There has to be accountability especially that some teams severe A parent uninvolved with this incident tells me she's happy the district is taking the allegation seriously It's disrespectful to your teammates and now because of them Everybody on their team has to suffer But I do agree with how it's being handled because there needs to be Consequences for that in a statement the district tells us in part Students safety and well-being remain the highest priorities adding they remain committed to transparency But because this is an active matter they cannot provide additional details You seem allergic to care lumpy I am The only one that's dry hump me before is Chuck when he was trying to pretend to give me a

26:56I'm like maneuver but he just was rubbing up against trying to save you saved him right? I saved I said he was still here. He was dry hump. He's still here. Oh Thank you Lisa. We're having my back there She was close. I was I was up next to him but humping you'd know if I was humping you You'd feel that I would not you would have punched me in the face if I started hump and Dave hard Okay, yeah, he would lose it. I might do it next time. I might god Now I think I'm gonna lose it. Well, hopefully what he wouldn't stand there You never know you never know where would you where would you do it from the back? I'll get you know where I'm getting all the Fight back it would be bad if he didn't No, I'll keep all my memories. I'm like, how do you want to get this? All right, yeah, I'm really freak him out That's how you get him to stop. I remember I got I'll see it. It'll be recorded. It'll be recorded. Don't back in

27:57Yeah, you want to get him to stop. That's make him uncomfortable showing him your interest is you back it up I'll take whatever I can get I'll be cutting it comes wet hump and Yeah I like that. I don't like it. Yeah, so it sounds like mushroom hump at least the coaches or whoever was there Didn't stop it or I don't know if they were humping people. I hopefully right. I don't know But but like what do you who's humping who and where we humping people as the guy's humping the guy assume It was like some sort of initiation You know, I do know that the one guy the one guy who wanted to do all the hazing stuff Wanted to do stuff with the guys balls wanted to do stuff with the marshmallows. You see now a full-fledged ball I'll go totally tried to kiss my buddy One night drunk Years after football work. I mean, it was like yeah dude. We knew We knew bud you wanted to do all that butt stuff

28:59He ruined it for all the guys is trying to have a good time Teenade back and forth No, or my dry hump her rising look at the former well possibly still umper. Yeah, don't bend over in front of me Even chuck the freak breaking news What now she vowed she'd never do it She vowed it was beneath her new neat new ditty porn red bikini girl now has an only fans Look at he turned away on his computer immediately he's off the show when frosty comes to life Frosty this no man comes alive Happy birthday Oh

30:02I'm purvy this moment My god that made me feel really weird When he comes to life he says it just like that I've never seen this That's gotta be from your subconscious That's gotta be from yourself You man That was so odd I was like I don't even know where it's coming from I don't know that was frosty Wow David out and David out Oh Oh

31:06We gotta find your naked ass and I'll see your bits I love it. That's pretty good. That is a new holiday classic tell us a rapper Oh man Anyway, yes I'm like no she's gonna do the right thing. It just she just wants to be a DJ Oh she and the woman dubbed the red bikini girl saw her fame skyrocket with a 13 second clip of her dancing in a swimsuit at a foam party that went viral this past summer She has since amassed thousands of fans on social media where she's known as aora DJ I recreating the red bikini look in several other videos Even some thought okay now you're overdoing it Mm-hmm But now her online career has taken a turn If she just would have only listened to me and done it right away when it was the most the iron Overdoing it Right exactly. You just go right away Jason you know are you going to sign up now for this?

32:08Better let's check in with Jason see what he's thinking right now He was shocked by something I saw I don't know what that was I found her stuff yeah, there's no dudes though. She's in like lingerie and okay Boom move on The thing is truthfully it's probably like you're the only fans just like everything else. It's like get you to the site Get you to subscribe and then like hey unlock these photo shoots um Man it's she's pretty. Yeah, she is pretty She back when we talked about her she said she received hundreds of inappropriate messages since the video and viral of course People offering huge amounts of money for photos or private videos. She politely refused them all Yeah, she said just because people see me having fun in a bikini doesn't mean that's who I am I enjoy Life laughing and having fun, but I respect myself and I know where I want to take my career

33:10Well, she's exchanged her dad well cuz like where's it going? You know Activ it hasn't been that long There's a lot of stuff on there. Oh, so she's go she's all in though, but not nude No, not not not not are you had you did you make it on to her actual site? She have like photo shoots to unlock. We're gonna fight out in a second. Okay. Okay. She has earned over 180,000 Instagram followers since that video went viral. Yeah. Which isn't, you know, it's not that crazy. Like, it's the people that have like a million followers when they do it. It's a real huge payoff. But just a couple of days ago, she decided to open her only fans. So it's still like super fresh. She started posting her videos. And okay. So she started it. I think three days ago. Uh-huh. She's already made six figures.

34:12Oh, yeah. In 48 hours, she made over $100,000 in 48 hours. You know, like it's like I want to stay strong and it's like, hey, no, you should do the right thing and just stick to being a DJ. But how do you turn down that money? Money, especially like if really that you haven't done anything. You haven't done anything. You just partied in a bikini. No, but I mean, like you didn't take a nude. You're not, you haven't made a porn. Right. But you just made like a hundred thousand bucks for just showing us money. Walkin' away in a thong. Oh, she's tried to recreate that video many times since, too. That's fine. I'll watch it. That's fine. You got me so I'm not as upset with her as others. Stop what people are. So this is the thing. Start the timer, dude. Yeah, because like there she's topless. You see your nips. She's bouncing around the timer. I hate finding out that there's people I know who follow.

35:16Oh my god. I go to her Instagram. It's like, dude. Dude. You can just follow without following. I say it all the time. You really can't. You don't normally see someone from around here on most of the alley, do it. Yes, we do. I got the messages. Yeah, I'm really get pervert. I don't blame them. I don't blame them. You think she'll do well? She's already done well. She's already done well. But you're right. I think it would have been even better if she had just started it immediately. Yeah, I knew. I really should be an only fans coach. Did you look at yourself? Did I miss it while I was searching? No, no, no. This is just stuff on the Wee Sauner social media. It's different. Oh, it's different stuff. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. She's in this white little white number. Go down. She's got a great rack. Yeah, go down. God, that belly button. Okay. Oh my god. Day seven. Oh, I didn't really say it like that.

36:22Yeah, you did. Just like it. I'm like a pro. Yeah. Yeah, that's the white number you're talking about. Yeah, the bed. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if there's a better photo than like bent over boobs hanging down. Right. Red nails right there. Yeah. It's way like 800 pounds right on it. Frosty sidekick. Oh, yeah. Frosty the boob man. I can't start saying it too. Happy birthday. Ever we find neweds of someone we've got to say it now. I will. I feel like I've said it before. Yeah. I know that this one. Every time I think Frosty, but I've never said it out loud. It's like a birthday present to me. That's all. Yeah. She'll do just fine. Yeah. And it's only been three days. So she's going to continue. It's just we're just at the beginning. It's affordable. Oh, yeah. That's why I show. Say it like that's affordable. It's affordable.

37:22I got a few bucks right here. Oh, no. It's the four. A four and a nine. Is this site you're on called jerkmate? No. No. It's different. That's like a chatterbait. Yeah. Chad with live models. Yeah. Are we out of sight called jerkmate? It's a four and a half. I'm sorry. Yeah. Are we out of sight called jerkmate? It's a five. Yeah. Come on. I'm just going to always see that. I'm a little yammer gone there. Oh. I don't know if we got a juophile, but I guess we can. That's fine. Frosty, the ju man. They're purvy, the ju man. Purvy, the ju man. No, man. Maybe I should get to work on the. Yeah. Oh, you do it. No. Yeah. No. I'm doing it to me. I'll sue you. I'll sue you. Yeah. I think you're right, Thurkhor. You're better. Good to do it. I like it. How would you like a douche, enema, and water bottle combo all in one? Oh, I love that idea.

38:23Everyone likes combo items that conserve multiple purposes, save space, saves money, convenient, maybe even more cool. Sometimes it's like a Swiss Army knife, though, that maybe does too much. This is kind of blown up online. I think because people didn't actually click on it, Walgreens is selling a three-in-one device. It's titled douche enema and water bottle. But the water bottle is not something you put to your lips. It's just a spray. It helps you to spray down there. Yes. It's 2299. Affordable. There it is. It can be multi-purpose and reusable with attachments that serve as personal hygiene and cleansing systems. The water bottle can also be used alone for warmer cold therapy. I was going to say it just looks like one of those things like you. Hot water bottle. Hot water bottle. It's not a water bottle. It's not a water bottle. It's the water end of. Yeah. Heat it up. Cool it down. But it's not something you take to the office. Shoot it up your butt.

39:23Shoot it up your butt. Shoot it up your butt. Shoot it up your butt, Lisa. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Thank you. Wow. Hey, it works. It works. I'll never say that I got it. It's too late now. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Really? I'm excited. Wow. And we're probably like, whoa, we're a blast. Oh my gosh. Frosty. That's a big time. I read you guys. Yeah. That is classic. Yeah. Every, every older person was like, guys into Frosty. You know that's Frosty. It says that. Yeah. So it's not a water bottle. You take to the gym or to the park. It's a different kind of water bottle. It has four out of five stars. The reviews. I love this one. I love the ability to switch between water bottle and enema so much I threw out my hydroflask.

40:24Obviously, someone's been so. Yes. Of course. Yeah. The water bottle, as we mentioned, intended for therapy against your body, not intended to drink out of. Yeah. That's tough. I can't imagine that. I think I'd buy two. I think I'd buy two. Two? I wouldn't want to have my hot water bottle be my enema bottle. No, I don't think it's supposed to be. Okay. I don't know this stuff. But do you squeeze it? Do you have to sit on the toilet as you do this? Or do you squeeze it up there and then keep it up there? I don't know. I think people keep it up there. Watch a video. No, I don't want to watch it. It won't be sex. You can find an instruction. Yeah. Video. I don't know. I think some people would keep it up there. I saw one thing in a foreign land where you go and sit. Did we watch it here? Why would you keep it up there? For how long?

41:25What do you mean you keep it up there? How do you hold it in your water? I don't know. I feel like I could hold it a bunch of water in. I've hold a bunch of water in all the time. Oh my God. There we have you. Oh, mystery. I did see some foreign land where you go to a place. It's like an enema place and you sit in a chair and then they hook the thing into you and then you see the stuff. Well, okay. If we watch with that, the coffee enema or something we talked about, you know? I don't know. This one was going down. You saw it leaving their body. You saw the stuff like going down. Oh, they caught up to it. Yeah. Yeah. And they were there with a friend. Oh my God. It was a actual one cleanse thing. It was something like that. Did we watch it? Did we watch it? Did we just go get a couple of cleanse together? It was a big one. It was really popular back then when we watched it on the show. I thought. That's what I thought. And so the people just wanted to do it at home, I guess. Crazy. But I assume you'd have to be sitting on the toilet in case stuff came out of you. That would be the smart move. Right? It would be the smart move. Yeah. I don't know. They do it to people laying on their side just like on the table.

42:27Yeah. And then you have to like push the book and add home. So how do you do it at home? I think it stays in for a few to a while at that time. I think you do it yourself at home. And then squeeze that bottle and then it goes up. And then you have to clench to keep it in and then it eventually will be released. Because I think you want it to sort of be in there for a little bit so that I can like work the stuff off the sides. It's a little traumatic for me to watch those side videos. Oh, I bet. And there was side on my side. All these animal things are different. Oh, there's one. There's the one. There it is. Oh, it's the one. There it is. Oh, it's the animal's as demonstrates. That's you know. Oh, just how to assemble. Ah. How to assemble your animal bucket. It's God. He's just showing you on a dummy I think. To receive the.

43:27Oh, that poor dummy is going to be penetrated. Oh, careful. Oh, I didn't go. You're going to spread his buttocks. Yeah. Oh, I got it. Happy birthday. He's been there. Happy birthday. Oh, wow. You're not feeling tight recently. Oh, no. You ever give that a massage here? Oh, my goodness. All right. Coming up. Bad ass of the day. What's it? A pregnant store clerk, dude, during a robbery to become our bad ass? Let's find out. The bad ass of the day. This lady is definitely bad ass.

44:28Any of you guys think you could lift a full-sized air conditioner like from a guy? The one on the outside of your home. Just throw it up on your shoulder. I honestly have no idea how heavy that thing is. I would assume no. This lady who's pregnant. Well. The guy stealing one from a store, she works there. She runs after him, wrestles it away from him, and comes back into the store with it. They're not normal. You know what I mean? She's pregnant. They're not normal at that time. Here's the story from ABC7. This parking lot scuffle between a four-month pregnant A's hardware employee and a man holding this 46-pound air conditioning unit spilled out onto the street. The 40-starware store in Rancho, Vista Plaza. Anything they can steal, but this is a weekly thing that they do. The manager, Carlos Morales, was not there at the time, but says the employee's noticed two people walking into the store, one holding a large bag.

45:29There's always two. One that talks to the clerks around and the other one that grabs. Within moments, you see the man in the blue shirt grab the air conditioning unit off the shelf and briskly walk through the aisle to the front of the store, but not without this employee intently watching him from the registers, springing into action as he brushes out the doors on his heels. She catches him right outside. No, she was running. He actually tripped. Wrestling the unit from his grasp as the man tries to put it in his van. When I asked her why she did it, she said she acted on instinct. Morales tells us the employee has worked with the store since it opened six months ago and witnessed an increased in theft each month, resulting in a heightened security measure. Look at the places all down. Because they keep getting just coming and grabbing. And while the employee received critique for placing herself at risk, Morales wants to make sure people understand how appreciative he is for her hard work.

46:32But we'll always prevail when good people do nothing. True. Yes. And the LA County Sheriff's Department is still looking for the duo. Unfortunately, there were no plates on that van, but for now employees here, they're going to be on high alert here in Palmdale, Jerk. Yeah, she should never do anything like that again. Pretty bad ass, but your pregnant one, I think, is of course not. You never know who you're dealing with, you know, self at risk. But it seemed like there was like three of them though. How many workers like that these days? No. Oh my God, I'm working at ACE. Yeah. No, it's not my AC. Oh my AC. It's not my AC. Where's the paper I have to fill out? AC got taken. I know. It's not my AC. It's the party I got. It's the way it's got to be. Yeah. Those are my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Leave a rating for Dave and Chuck the Freak's Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play. Here's a helpful tip. You're taken and you're secretly doing something behind your partners back other than

47:33a surprise for them. Then it's probably cheating. A new survey has a ranking of 10 acts that should count as cheating, at least according to most people. Hand jobs. Hand jobs definitely makes the list. Keeping an ongoing text conversation with someone of the opposite sex. Yeah. 41% of people agree that's cheating. I couldn't never. I can't imagine one of our female friends me having a text chain just with them. No. Even if I have to reach, one of our friends also does insurance for us and stuff, right? So I had to message your, I copy Amber on the email or text just to be like, just I don't know. It's like a weird thing. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I don't know. Hey, we need this. Take care of. Yeah, I don't. So there's never any secret communication with anyone. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

48:34That's just the way I do it. Yeah. I can see that. Talking with one person laid into the night while hiding it from your partner. Come on. Oh, yeah. It's all cheating. Literally cheating. Yeah. Totally cheating. Maintaining a dating app profile just to look for validation. I can't do that. There's a lot of people that do that. We've heard about it. We've heard about it. We've heard about it. We've heard about it. It's not cheating. Like, it's not really cheating. But at the same time, how are you going to prove to me that you are not actively really looking or meeting people on this thing? What are you dating? No, they're like, you want someone to pump your tires? Yeah, you want to get some on a TL. I get it. But I've been married like seven years. If I still had an active Tinder profile just like out there swiping, that's not. That's crazy. That's not a fighting jessies. No, if she was on Tinder, we're getting divorced tomorrow. Right. You're on Tinder for what?

49:34Yeah, exactly. Oh, just to feel good about myself. Yeah, well, how are you going to prove to me in my brain now that you aren't meeting people when you say you're working like? I mean, if she just randomly downloaded Snapchat out of nowhere, I'd be like, whoa, whoa, I agree. Yeah, if I just do Snapchat out on Amber's phone, I'd be like, huh? Right. That's a weird one to just get on all of a sudden. Right. Keeping someone in your phone under a fake name. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Why else? Of course, it's all cheating. Why is there a fake name? Why is there a fake name? Yeah, because if someone saw it, they would be what the heck is going on. The leading messages so your partner won't see them cheating because what else would it be for? Well, maybe I used to get in trouble with this all the time. Why would you do that? I like the leading stuff after a while. I hate just a lot of random people.

50:36Yeah. I still delete. Like after I'm done talking to you, I'll delete our text conversation. Oh, like right away. Yeah, right away. Yeah. I've always done it. But when I first started dating my wife, she was like, what are you doing? Deleteing your messages every time. Oh, it does look good. In the beginning. Yeah, you don't know. But now she just knows I'm a psychopath. Yeah. You know what, the Ryan, I'll say, I go back into my message just so many times. But like, oh, what did they say? I do too. I save it for a bit. What was that? I just found out you could pin conversations like two months ago. Really? You just found out that? Blue my mind. Good. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know your talks over. Yeah. I don't know your talks over. Like, you have your favorite family. I have my, like, Lenny's at the top. Oh, I'll scroll down to find people. I see. Look, it's like Amber, Aiden, Zane. No. Yeah. I have no idea you could do that. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that. My wife's showing me. Oh, boy, game team. Oh, I've been done an update in months. I don't know. I don't not date anything. Yeah, it's right at the top. My kid's my family.

51:36And then I have like, you know, all the family, Amber and Zane, Amber and Aiden, kind of lets me know. It's organized. Yeah. I'm always like, what the hell? Huh. To me, the farther I have to scroll down to find a name, I realize, ooh, I need to reach out to that. I should probably talk to my son. You know, because there'll be like 10 other things in front of him. Yeah. You know, or like my mom will get pretty low. And I'm like, ooh. Yeah, bring her back to the top. Yeah, bring her back up there. Yeah, bring her back up there. Kind of keeps me straight. Someone texted us from Nova Scotia, Canada saying how she go and A. I've had a best friend that's female for over 25 years. We chatted all the time. No feelings or anything. Just friends. That can't be considered cheating, right? Well, there's a lot of people that there's a debate on that, right? I mean, it depends on how you feel. Like I wouldn't like it. And you know, that wouldn't be cool. But we just always knew that in the relationship. My relationship. But some people are okay with that. As long as your lady knows that you're chatting with this woman and, you know, like,

52:40keeping it a secret would be the cheating part. That's what I think too. That's what I think too. You know, female connections. Well, like Jesse, his male friends that she's known for a very long time. Right. And look at guys. I'm gonna sweep this up. Yeah. You know, she's just banging guys. I've known them for a long time. So they, I don't know when they talk or whatever. Do you have any female friends? I know that they do. No, I don't have any friends. I got her in you guys. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. We don't have to get in all that way. No, no, no. No, no. Why do you think I'm trying to go out to lunch with you guys every time? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, no. You have any female friends you talked to, Ryan? Yeah. I mean, there's this one. I've talked about that girl who, like, hold my hand walking from, like, bar to bar when we're hanging out with my wife. Right. That is actually your friend or your wife's friend. She was like my wife. Well, we all, like, went to a middle school and high school together. Wow. So we all know each other. But I talked to her, like, with... When I painted my kids' wall, I talked to her for, like, an hour, texting back and forth.

53:43She was asking me about it. She's just cool. Yeah. People love me, guys. I can't help it. People love me. That's how I would say it. How does your wife feel? She's fine with that. Well, you're with another lady, dude. That looks like you are... You're a thrupple. No, no, no. My wife doesn't care. That's amazing. That's good. I can't never have a bad two holding hands with another woman. No, no, no. It ain't like every Saturday where meat and up. Right. It's a little wild, you know? It's still, dude. She's been, like, notorious single friend. So... And chatting, like, about your painting, your wall for an hour, I don't know, and be like, you talked to me about that. It's our kids' wall. I feel like, yeah, but we've already talked about it a hundred times. You know, like, that's the only thing. I'm like, we've already said it all. My wife also knows that, like, at a party if there's a table of, like, the women and the guys, I'm probably going to go hang out with the women and talk to them. Ah. That's, like, how I am. Okay. Yeah. Someone said, I talked to my wife's sister all the time. After my wife, she's my best friend.

54:43My wife knows we hang out and we text all the time. There's no sexual tension or anything. She's just, like, another sister to me. Hmm. Yeah. I mean, what do I mean? Okay. I mean, I've talked to Jesse's sister, right? Like, if her plan is, or just, like, something, but... But then it ends, you know? Yeah. I have, like, an ongoing conversation. Same with Amber and Esther. Yeah. And about something we have to chat about. Well, you don't just ran and we're like, how's your day? Right. Want to grab a coffee? Right. No. I mean, that's weird to me, but obviously it works for you. It's all trust, man. Yep. Secretly meeting someone one-on-one. That is... That's totally cheating. Why am I... Why is it a secret? Secret in front of it. It's like, you're up to something. That's the word that keeps coming out secret hiding. Secret hiding. Secret hiding of the two words. Yes. Ryan, this lady you hold hands with, if you were to go out just with her, would your wife be cool? We're trying to throw them under the bus. We're trying to guess.

55:44No, I just want to see where it fits in in this scenario. Huh? I don't think she would hate it, but I wouldn't do that. We've never done that. Okay. See? There's a line. No, yet. I mean, I would. Honestly, if my wife was like, if something like that was happening, we'd probably, wouldn't it would be totally normal. I don't know. Yeah. But without telling your wife, you know what I mean? Like, you guys would play. Oh, yes. No, I tell my wife when I take a step, dude. Yeah. I can tell her everything. Yeah. Yeah. Having a secret friendship, your partner doesn't know about. Like, if you had a buddy, Jason, that you were hanging out with a guy. Yeah. But you didn't want your wife to know because maybe he likes to gamble or he's, you occasionally, you know. Yeah. Uh-huh. Couple shady boys. Yeah, shady boys. Is that cheating? That's not cheating. It's not cheating. Not unless you're taking it. Sneaky. Yeah, exactly. Unless you're into gay stuff. Yeah. But. Unless I'm brushing my teeth, you know what I mean?

56:44Like any kind of secret, any kind of secret friend that is a female, you know, I would say is pretty, that's pretty bad. Yeah. Fantasy messaging someone saying stuff like, what if we were single? Come on. This is one that list is silly. Yeah, yes, it's all. Yeah. It's all cheating. Living a fantasy life for someone. No, that's part of it. First of all, people they want to live a fantasy. That's what it is. They're not happy. Exactly. Sending heart emojis, compliments, or inside jokes to someone. No, I don't think that's cheating. Like compliments. I don't know. I don't know. Like sending, like sending hearts to emojis. Heart emojis. Heart emojis. Heart emojis. Like, oh, I love that. Well, there's, if I guess it depends on what you're liking and talking about. But out of all of them, I would think if this is just in a romantic way, then yes. In a non-romantic way.

57:46Yep. That's why you just don't have anyone. You just do whatever the hell you want to do. I just try. I don't think she'd be mad at me if I had a conversation with a female. She's always been that way that like, you know, I trust you to do whatever. I'm like, what are you going to do? You know, I mean, like this is a thing. It's like there are certain guys where it's like, be careful because they're like, ah, I'm always staying late after work and I'm always a traveling. I got to go away again this weekend. Like it's harder to make things happen than people like probably realize. But it seems exhausting at the end of the day. It is. I don't want to do all that work with my own way. Right. Yeah. But then someone else as well. Yeah. I don't get it. I've never understood even those people that are in like multiple people relationships. That seems like a nightmare. Mm-hmm. It's a lot.

58:46Dealing with one person, just getting, you have to like keep two people happy, happy. I mean, that's really hard. This lady said, I'm a woman that enjoys male dominated activities. So the majority of my friends are male and it has cost me relationships because I apparently attract insecure men. But I always tell them at the beginning, hey, my friends are mostly male just to heads up, but it ends up they can't handle it. They're not going to be able to find a guy that's going to handle it. It's just that you won't. No. It's human generally guys want to feel like they're the one guy that you. Because I had a ton of male friends when I met Lenny and it was like, they had to stop. Yeah. It was just weird. You know, it's like, okay, I'll just focus. And Amber had to realize that every guy, she's such a nice person to people that most guys think you're flirting with them if you're nice to them. Exactly. Yeah. So I had to be like, you are too nice. That guy thinks you're into him. He's like, that guy won't leave me alone. I'm like, because you were talking to him for so long.

59:47Right. He thinks you're into him. You were flirting with him, but you don't realize you're flirting with him. Yeah. You got to scale it back. It goes both ways. Yes. That's a be careful. Someone said, I hang out and talk to my sister's husband. We're really good friends. We all went to high school together. We've known each other for years. There's nothing sexual between my brother and me. My sister is completely fine with it. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's just like, most people trust each other. You know, can that burn you? Sure. If you don't feel that way, you probably shouldn't even be together anyway. So I don't know what to say, you know? There's trust, but you don't want to give the appearance of something, even if it's not like you know, you should be proud about something. Yeah. I was seeing out somewhere with my sister-in-law. Yeah. You know, I don't know if that would work. Yeah. I think it would look weird. Right. But I could be, I could also see like, do you guys were setting something up or doing

1:00:51whatever and you just, as long as you're like, Amber, I got to go meet your sister today. I'm looking forward to it so much. You know, and you're just honest. Right. Honesty trumps everything usually, like if you're just like Ryan said, hey, I'm taking a step forward. So everyone knows I'm holding this other bitch's hand. Yeah. Just so you know, I'm just thinking of someone encountering Ryan. His wife is there. Yeah. She's right there. Right. She's on the other side. So there's people in there. Thank you, our swinger for something. Well, yes. She's looking at this badass walking down the street. Fat nasty. Fat nasty. Fat nasty. Fat nasty. Fat nasty. Fat nasty. He's killing it. It's a different situation. I mean, good for you. Yeah. It's good that you're all like opening out there and buying. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. You're doing it. But I mean, not, not like that.

1:01:52Yeah. Don't take it like that. I mean, like he has no problem holding someone else's hand in the street. Like he's out there. Right. Well, yeah, because I know and my wife knows like we're never really back people. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's good. This isn't the one you tried to set up the three sims with, right? That's not really about that. Shh. Okay. All right. Let's move on then. Let's move on before we're done. I'm never telling anybody anything about it. Classic Dave won too many questions. Yeah. It's the journalist in me. That's what I was trying to say. I was trying to warn. I was like, hey, we're going to ruin this guy's marriage right now. We want to go all the way with this. No, it's not that we can right now do new baby. Yeah, baby is almost here. Set him free. A couple of weeks. Father of three. Yikes. All right. Send a shiver up your sky. Thanks, guys. You know, you're not making him feel better today. He's having a great Thursday so far. Yeah. We talked yesterday about a bobcat getting into someone's house. Well, now we know it was an old lady's house.

1:02:54Hmm. And she's describing what it was like to have that thing inside her home. Oh, there's the story from K-I-R-O-TV. I heard this noise coming down the stairs. And then something bumped up to against my bedroom door. It was this bobcat that got inside Tina's Kirkland home in the middle of the night. At the time, she had no idea what was going on. Something running around. So I called 911 because I thought maybe somebody was in my house. I was scared. While she waited for police, the 93-year-old says the bobcat was after a three-cat. And they were just tearing the place apart up there. Officers arrived, discovered the bobcat and used a small drone designed for tight spaces to keep an eye on it. They flew it inside the house. They were able to locate where the bobcat was. And then secure the bobcat into a room where then we could have a washing department fished my own life come out to see. The bobcat was sedated, then released near Fort Creek on harm.

1:03:55Tina says the bobcat got in her house by chasing her cat up a tree and threw an upstairs window. She adds there's one other thing that kept her safe, closing her bedroom door. Never, never close the door. That night I did. Now I truly believe in guardian angels because those two could have come in my bedroom while I'm in bed. Now she's got a sense of humor about the whole ordeal. I'm worried who designed up saying no bobcats allowed. That's her comedy. It's 93 year old comedy. I got to admit. Look at how she looks at that. I'm not going to believe when I just came up. I killed it. I thought it was hilarious. All in her with that. No bobcats allowed. The bobcat was in my house. There shouldn't have been there. Chasing my cat. Oh, I let you know my think of anything else.

1:04:59She's dying. Yeah. Got him. Yeah. Well, the thing is though if she has any senior friends and they went over there and saw that side. They were like, oh yeah. No bobcat. That's because you had a bobcat inside your house. We carried a blazer bird. Oh, what a hoot. Thanks for checking out the Dave and Chuck the Freak Tasty Bits podcast. If you want to hear the entire Dave and Chuck the Freak show from today, subscribe and download the podcast now from the Apple Podcast app or the Google Play Store.