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The Rise Guys Morning Show. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning everyone. Hey, Painter, are you not amazed by a fat boys memory? I'm amazed by his memory. He just said, Ola Maria, and I was like, what is that from? He's like, season two, he's spawning down. I'm like, God. Not only that, but you knew the cadence of it was from Kenny Powers and what season number it was. Well, it was a conversation that me and Paige were having before you got here. Oh, yeah. And I can't repeat it. I was very racist, but it was hilarious. I was like, she must have started it. I corrected you on some stuff and you... She said, this is how you really say that word. No, I did not. I just kind of took off from there. Yeah. Nice. I miss having this full show today because he's got the room bugged. I know. When I opened the door, I kind of like still perform a little bit. Just to hopefully there's someone there, you're just going to make laugh. Yeah. So they were showing the Apple Festival. And I said, Apple Festival, I can't wait for the ComQuot Festival.
It just turned around smod a bit and then Paige's like, I said, I don't know if it's a fruit or a vegetable. It's a fruit. I said, you are. I said, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean it that way. Like if I knew Tara's out there getting water, I'll be like, these damn liberals here. Damn left. Damn. This should be like hell, yeah. I can't believe what Mark said about Trump. Yeah, something like that. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Mark said he was going to vote for Darlene twice. I can't believe how many people here voted for Biden. Mark said, no matter where Darlene's money came from, it's here. Mark already has a retaining wall around his beach house. I know. This is care. Yeah. And also he gives job to sex offenders. Welcome, fat boy, back to the staff. Ah. Just because I dress like a showmodel, don't get any. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Who is it? Was it Rob?
We offered the roast to Rob and said, you want to do it next week? It's like, all the sudden? Yes. Yes it was. You know, I'm honestly I'm surprised that our TV ornaments have been here for all of it. It wasn't the roast to Rob in an area. It was the roast of Rob Waldron. Four eyes. Oh yeah. I ain't shoot. He'll sit here. He'll hack into your computer and make sure you run right now and talk to you. He'll make somebody fake ID that looks like me. That guy, man. He is a wizard with technology. He's a grand wizard of technology. He's not. He's a tech pooh. He's a tech pooh. Well, I don't know. Hey, hang on now. This sounds like something from Mario Brothers. Are you good at being racist again? Racists. I don't know how it is, but it is. All right. I want to see your grand pooh pooh. She just said grand pooh. She had to shave her pooh pooh. Who the hell is the grand pooh? Who's the grand cho-cha? I don't know. Is there an uncle article? Like a... Torta. So many questions. Torta-tila. Torta-tila. Torta-tila. I was trying to say Torta-tila. I said Torta-tila. Okay. So what did 20 farms across North America have in common?
Probably the... Pisted Trump because of his beef. Probably go say... Specifically Iowa. They are very, very angry with him. Yeah, if we caucus again, I'm telling you. He ain't going to be in it. Is there a kiss? There's not enough fertilizer. No, the importing of the beef. The beef? The beef. It was bringing in foreign beef. Yeah. You can't have foreign people. We got foreign beef. Didn't want to say where it was coming from until press to... And I still like... It's got me from Argentina. But there again, like... I was telling Fat Boy this this morning page. Like... I'm still baffled by finding out how many cattle are in America versus how much hamburger meat and beef that we consume daily. How much is available at the grocery store here there in Yonder? But then there's still the live version out there. Like... It's the lowest head count we've ever had in the country. And that's 96 million as of a few days ago, which... Yep. I mean, like, think about that. And some farmers can't feed them all. That ain't a whole lot. But then... I just say, I don't know me.
You ever think that you ate a hamburger and it wasn't hamburger? Mm-hmm. What would you thought back later? You're like, I don't know, that was hamburger. Like, what's really in it? Like, the impossible? What are they... What are they're gonna put in it, though? It's just a thing. It ain't a snake. I'll tell you this. You can look it up on your own. But like, I have... Actually, it's a couple of... I'm friends with him and his wife both. They like Caribbean food. I'm not making a joke here. They went to a place. It wasn't around here, but it was in the driving area. And ordered ox tail soup. They said there's... They had had that dish dozens and dozens of times. You're like, that was not ox tail. Does that look like a tail sticking out of it? Caribbean food. There's a little bone that's right there. Nice. You know? And it... What kind of tail did they think? He said the... He said man it could have been like a possum's tail. It might have been a big ash rat tail. He's like, it was absolutely not ox tail. Wow. And I said, what? Also, dude.
You're defending this. You've went out and ordered ox tail. First off, you're not poor. Like, would you get the middle of the tail? I guess not the end. I mean, I don't know. I remember one time we went out with Old Dew Hickey and he ordered the ox tongue taco. And I'm like... I thought you'd say that in that way. It just a mouth tastes like a cow. I mean... Or a deer. A cow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it depends on how... I'll be honest. I've only had it twice. And one time it was just like... Just straight up... What kind of soup is it like a French onion? I think it's just... I think the ox tail is what it uses. It like marinates the soup. But like you eat the meat though. You eat the meat. So maybe there's a lot more fat. You ever had an asshole sandwich? No. Fat on the tail. I think it's the same place. Let's go give Paige a hug. I can't see. You know, that's the same in you or not. You know, I like that. But like, always... You give it a look. Make sure it's straight.
Right? We'll see. That's why I give away the joke. I'm going to hang it in the seat. He's going to see a little... No, I know. Because the board is not set up for what we do. It's not... You're facing the wall, Paige and I are right beside each other. You're over here. I'm not complaining about it. I like the way it looks. And I can't... I can't see... But he can't play those little tricks on us. Because he's got to look over and make sure you hit the jump. I guess he'll see where your hands are going to be. So if I'm looking, you know, something... Feelth is coming your way. Oh my god. But you can... The other day when I did it, I was sitting there. I was looking over like... Get ready. Yeah. So I think you're not having an article like the way you used to be. If you said something... Well, whatever... What I was trying to say is, 20 forms across North America are celebrating Dolly Parton and her imagination library with themed corn mazes across the country. Which is really cool. So a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the imagination library. Yeah. Yeah, shit. A lot of stuff. I tell you though, in the works.
And I hate that even gave it any of my time. I told you about the other day I watched that documentary talking about like... Maybe she was involved in some... So I went in to look up some of that stuff further. Specifically the one where they said that she was praising some kind of demon when she did a shot with Jennifer Anderson. Yeah, anyway, she said. Like they've reported as that. And most people would watch it and just say, oh my god, she said that. And then the thing about the children's hospital up there obviously was... Well, there's the fake picture too. The fake picture. Oh, Dolly with their make up. Oh, yeah, yeah. You saying, no, that's not real. And the fake one with Reba at her bedside, you see that one? No. Oh, dude. I mean, you had to be kind of... White doll. I had kind of, what's a nicer word for slow? You had to be not fast to think that was a real picture. You had to be not fast to think that was real picture. No, I'm in the head. A lot of people would have thought, like, oh my god, Dolly called Reba to her side. But they were not even that... They did not see eye to eye on certain things.
Now. I tried to figure out who Dolly's best friends were, but there's just so many people. Like, oddly enough, Dolly was pro guns. Reba is not. I don't. She said that on this very show. And I, but I think I was dipping it to that. I about swallowed my dip that day. You're gonna do it. I was like, are you being serious? Dolly, Reba. Yeah. I am fancy at a pistol, I figured. I'm kidding, mate. I'm slinging and going around right now. It's April's Day, mate. Oh, it's me. What's the name of the news show? She had something's done. Happy's place. Happy's place. It's pretty funny, too, because... Happy's place. Her fiance is on there. He plays the chef. It's weird how people's political views can be like sour your appreciation for them. And I was just befuddled by her saying that she didn't seem... I was surprised she put it out there, because... I know. I know. As a god, man. But you go out with bodyguards. You know? Do you feel like she made the money at that point? You had the fan base already and like... Yep. I think Jelly Rolls is doing something similar, right? Well, he's not... Well, he had hosted Jimmy Kimmel, because he takes his big breaks.
So I think he kind of put out there that he might lean left on some things instead of completely right. So he might lose some people. I get why people say don't talk about it or whatever. It's better to keep your politics with yourself these days. But it's hard in certain, like for instance, for their job, not, you know. Because if you don't ever like say anything, it's like, well, what do you... You're there at complicit or indifferent, like you got to say something. Yeah. I mean, you got to be mean about it. That's why we do Trump impersonations, because we're fun to do. I've got my own money. And you've got money. Think about that next time you vote. Will this person be fun for the rise guys to impersonate? If not, they don't give vote. I can't do it, darling. It's like it's a Ross Perot's day, because that was the phone one to do. That would be finished. You got the ears for it. I wouldn't talk to him. I'm talking to you, ears. I don't think ears. You're not. That's always good for it. That type of texture message to TRG at 800774-9093.
I'm wonderful, as Kim. This is the rise guys' point show. So I want y'all to use pen and paper though, so you can write it down so we can prove live on video and the radio too. Okay. And on future podcasts that I can't in fact read your mind. I don't know if you can. Okay. Here we go. Answer these as quickly as possible. Those of you listening as well, feel free to text in at the end and tell me that yes, Matt Mann, you did read my mind. Here we go. Answer it as quickly. Don't say it aloud, but write it down if you need to. The last thing is what I need you to actually write down. But this does involve some pretty simple math, okay? Here we go. God, oh. I wouldn't even have a purpose. I wouldn't do it in another Wolfman Jack off. I was just not. I don't know. I wouldn't do it, maybe. Answer it as quickly as possible. Think of any number between one and ten. Got it? Yep. It's easy. Okay. Now, double that number. Got it? Yep.
Page? When you got it, just say got it. Got it. Double that number. Now add eight to it. Got it, baby. Yeah. Okay, remember you don't say got it. Got it. Now, divide that number by two. Okay, got it. Got it, baby. Yeah, got it. You don't like doing passwords or stuff, baby. Just say got it. Got it. Got it. Now, subtract the original number that I asked you to think of between one and ten. Subtract that number, okay? Got it? Got it. Now, what you're left with, I want you to assign a letter. So, for instance, if you had one, you would go A. If you had two, B, so on and so forth. For those of you in like Norris, E would be five. Six would be F, and so on and so forth. You need that.
Okay, the number that you have right now, assign a letter. So, if you don't tell me the letter or the number, if it's one, you have an A. If it's two, you have a B. God, it's three, you have a C. Daddy's gone. Four is a D. Okay. Now, quickly think of the first country that you can think of that has that letter and write it down. Got it. Place, if they say I got it. I got it. I should have liked it. I love it, baby. Okay. Now, look at that country's name. If you wrote it down, if you not, just think of it. The second letter of that country's name. Think of the first animal you can think of. Got it? Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh, this one's going to get stuck. I don't have it yet. Hang on a second. The country that you wrote down.
Yep. The second letter. The second letter. Think of an animal that starts with that letter. Oh, because I know it's going to come to me, but I'm trying to be quick with it. Oh, dang it, man. All right. I want to make sure that we're on the same page here. Yeah. There we go. The original number you came up with, right? I was also going to only back to the beginning. Just to make sure. Okay. I feel as though there may be some bad math here. Okay. The number you thought of between 1 and 10. Don't change it, but the way we had double it, that means times 2. Did that. Add 8 to it. Did that. Divide that number by 2. Got it. Got it. Subtract your original number. Let me double check it. I don't know if mine is right. Got it. Page, you got it? Yeah. Now, whatever number is left, give it a letter. So if you had 1, you have a. If you had b, you have 2. And vice, and so on.
Got that. Now, take that letter and think of the first country you can think of that starts with that letter. Got that. Got that. Now, look at that country or think of it and think of the second letter in that country's name. Yeah. And then think of an animal that starts with that letter. That's where I'm stuck. Yeah, I'm stuck too. Well, I can't look at it. Can I look at it real quick? Sure. Yeah. I am. Should do that earlier. I am thinking I might have found the two that I can't read the mind of right now, folks. But this should be way easier than this is right now. Uh, but uh, but uh. My gosh, my gosh, this is something is off here. I mean, this, uh, let me try this one. Y'all. Okay, I got it. Somebody can't add or divide here. If this is that much of a. I can't wait to go back through it. I got it. Okay, I don't know. I want to do a third round.
Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Is that, yeah, we did. Think of the number between 1 and 10. You got it? No, we don't. Change it. Just you got the original. We're doing a different one. What you said you wanted to do a third round. You were doing that. Third, make sure you're adding and dividing and all this correct. I'll go down. You want to go down. I don't care. What I do. I miss your job. I am to add and just. So do you want to go, do you want to finish that one and do another one? Are you going to be the same result? I'm going to read your mind. Okay. I'm, then I'm not changing. You got to read my mind. Okay. If you did the correct. Math here, I will. Okay. First number you thought of, you're going to double it, you're going to add 8, you're going to divide it by 2, you're going to subtract your original number. That left you with a number. You take that number, give it a letter, corresponds with it. 1 is a, 2 is b, 3 is c, 4 is d. Got it? Got it. Then you think of a country that starts with that letter.
Got it? Then you think of a animal that starts with the second letter of that country. Got it. Then quickly tell them to think of the usual color of that animal. Most of this animal are this color. Got it. Okay. I'm ready to read your mind. Before I read your mind, I'd like you to hold up your answer to the camera and I will look down. Don't look. I'm not, I swear. Let me go this way. Don't put bad words on it because it'll get demonetized. Alright, that's where we started. And then that's where I'm at right now. I think I got it too. I know. I wrote on there that I'm a retard or something. I know. Alright. I think I got it. I got it. Alright, good. You both showed everybody at home. You both were thinking about a great elephant from Denmark.
You got the color right. In my case, not the country or the city. Okay, I didn't say a city at all. Or the country and the animal. But you got the color right. Page. What did you write down? I wrote England. No, no. No, normal well. Oh my god. I almost had to do that. So do we go back through it from the beginning? First off, England starts with E. The country was to start with D. Say it's got to mind. She got chlorine, brane man from yesterday. But you, okay. Let's go back through the beginning. Okay, let me. The number that you thought of. So I'll give you the answer and you'll go through the whole thing, right? Yes. The number you thought of was what? Nine. Okay. So you're going to double that number. So that turns it into 18. Yep.
And then you're going to add eight that turns it into 26. Yep. Then you're going to divide that by two that turns it into 13. Now you're going to take the original number, which was nine. And that leaves you with four. I think I'm going to say, hang on a second. Oh, you can't add. I thought you said take away eight from the third number. No. See, I did the right. Let's do another one. No. I thought you said add eight to that second number. Then divide that second number after that one. I did it three times. Nine 18, twenty six. We're going to have to consult the video on this. You think of a number between one and ten. Got it. Let's start it over. I swear it will work. I think you did it wrong the first one, but we'll see. We'll have to check it. It's not possible. I don't know why I added one. Because I wanted to divide that one. But you said add eight. Then it is add eight. Follow me again. So nine was the number I thought of. You said times two is eighteen. Right. Then you said add eight to that number and divide the next one by two.
I don't know why I added that is correct. That number. So if I added eight to the eighteen, one had twenty six. And then you divide that number by two. Two. Which is thirteen. Oh, I did eighteen. Good call. I did thirty. That's it. I did thirty. I did thirty. I did thirty. Well, hey, that's it. GD. Whoa, wait. I didn't want you to the one that. I wanted to take phone calls right now to see if I didn't get everybody's right except for y'all. Where did she miss? She was disliking with the D and the E. God, we thought of the same number. That's the weirdest thing. I know this. Do we even talk about it? We did the exact same number. I know you did. I know you did. Except I didn't want to. I just wanted to add. You can't add. Thank you. Because the contrary I came up with this one was India and then you said come up with an animal with a second letter and I'm like, I don't know any animals. So I looked up nurse shark and then ended up with gray.
I have normal. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I don't know. I couldn't think of something. No, this is great. That's not. It's not. This is why we all hit into this and stuff. I can't think of anything. This audience can't add and divide. Oh my God. This is the best. The most fun conspiracy mystery ever. The weirdest thing is we had the same number. Fat boy. Everybody did. Everybody did. I led everyone to coming up to the number four and four of what it led everyone to a country that started with me. When we started with nine. When did I think it's? I was looking back and probably picked it and remembered to be honest with you. I have trauma with that number. I've got one number for you. So many fingers are on my hand right now. Do you want to take all this or some calls coming in? Just take them real rapidly. Oh, I can't. You know, you got to do the whole thing. But they won't hold.
Gray elephant. Who is this? Yeah, it's not nutty real quick. Nuddy. It's time to figure it out. Nuddy, what'd you think of? Yes. I got it. But I started with seven. But I still got a gray elephant. I know you did from Denmark. Well, is that the country? My was from Kenya. But I feel got a gray elephant. He started with seven. So double that would have been 14. So your math is off to 22. 22. Yeah. So he would have to subtract eight from the 22, right? We'll be 14. Okay. Take half of that seven. What was your original number? I got a gray elephant though. But what was your original number? My original number is seven. I'm going to do this. 14 is the double of that. Then we're going to add eight. So that makes 22. Then you're going to divide that by two. Which gives you what number? That's a 11. 11. Now you're going to see the actual... subtract the original number. Okay.
Which was seven. Gives you a what? A four. A four. God, don't. You know what my down answer is? I didn't subtract the original number. Live from callrob.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina is time to say, Hey famous people celebrating a birthday on September the 4th, be with you? Happy birthday! Oh! Oh! There you go. That's the beginning to say, you realize what day it is? I was way from the Michael a little bit. Come on. It's Friday. It's Friday. And you know what that means? What? Page's going to suck it. She is. She is also going to ask a million questions before. I did. But he doesn't answer anything that I... In his... I'm not going to take it. He didn't defend me yesterday. I'm not going to defend him. I'll see. Well, I'll see you next week. So close. Just do me this one. Like you do ask questions that you know we don't have the answers to, but you still will ask them. You give it that. Because I think that you would have logic.
Or if I just have to set it, you'll ask a question on that one. Patron wonder, like if you've worked at like BMW, do you get there and say, I wonder if the people from the engine department are coming in today? You're probably hoping they don't. So you can have your wade with the bathroom and snack room and all that stuff. Oh, man. That's why I loved kind of COVID. You know, it was just us here. It was great. It is. It's like sleeping in toys or a bus. Like at one movie. Go ahead. Oh, Ruffman, where's Naked? Beyonce. It is Beyonce's birthday. Oh, man. Miss Jigga-Watt Jigga-Who? She's a witch. No, I'm fling. Yeah. She gets the Bohemia with Oprah. You look at it and have a nice little rabbit hole visit. Welcome to the rabbit hole. Yeah, it's like they're Bohemian Grove. I'm hitting that cider. But I'll still guess her birthday. Because I loved her country. I've won for me. I did too. I did too. I won for it. I won for it.
I did it. I didn't think it was... I mean, I think it was a thing to get people talking and to do this whole thing. I mean, was it the best country album that came out in no way? No way. No way. I have enough of you and a man. No, you have one not just do what you want to do and enjoy life. Right. Right. I'm going to knock off a liquor store today. Yeah. Shout out to Man's Hour. I'm going to go do a smash and grab at a brothel. Okay. Hotown in the sky. Is she 45? Oh, I don't know. My sister met her. She is 45 years old. Smettering Clemson. Right? When she was in radio, your sister. Yeah. She's got all of the Destiny's Child. That's awesome. We met Kelly. Kelly Rowland. She was nice. She didn't enjoy the fact we played the best guitar songs. She didn't get the funny. I don't think she liked Kelly Rowland Rowland Rowland. Like, come on, Kelly.
That's funny. Come on, Kelly. It's my hairstyle. I'm using like two layers. I didn't want to cut it off. I've got two. You know, you couldn't pay Beyonce enough money to go to the right, to the right. She won't do it. Pull it a click. This guy's a legend. The last boy scout. Mo money. He's holding me to clown. He is. And his son looks just like him. Damon Williams, senior. Yeah. Damon Williams, birthday. That family. I want to see that documentary on the Williams family. I'm very interested in Ken and Ivery. Yeah. Like, was he the business side of like, because he was the talent and business? Somebody corralled all that guy. I thought he was the guy. Yeah. Because he's the oldest. Yeah. Then their sister, Kim, right? Like, she was on there too for a little bit. Yeah. Um. Who's got Sean and Marlon? Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon. God, they should have done a character called Black Man. It was Bruce Wayans. Now, white chicks was over. Like, I think they're going to do another one.
I read that somewhere. Really? Uh, fifth. Oh, oh. Man, I'm going to say this is probably more than I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, he's older than we think. So I'm going to go 63. Uh, 61. Damon Wayans, senior, 66. Dude, he don't need to work like it. 66. You get, are you like me, there's someone who's a junior? Do it in the NBA a lot like Tim Hardaway, junior. They just call him Tim Hardaway. Yeah. I don't like that. I feel bad for Tim Hardaway, senior. Yeah, Colin Jr. Senior didn't want to give up his number because junior is going to play for the heat next year. Yeah. So he's got his number. They are retired. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I'm like, man, Kim Griffey didn't come out here saying, or, uh, junior didn't come out, you know? He's just a big name. No, look at that. How nice this. They are in Hart, junior. Nobody calls it. It's come junior. Yeah. Uh, bad man. Bad man's birthday. It is bad man's birthday. Bruce Williams. The greatest bad man ever was birthday.
Uh, Michael. But this is a Saturday birthday. Is this still Michael Keaton? It is. Michael Keaton, star of multiplicity. She touched my peppy, Steve. He put the pizza in his wallet. One ever. One, maybe only two people that have made Marvel and DC movies. You don't get to do both a lot of things. And we started out as a comedian. Yeah. Like, you're great actors. What in Leno? Well, the guy that, uh, or he helped Leno or vice versa. Ah, I can't remember exactly, but somebody told Keaton to switch to acting because, uh, he's really good. Yeah. Also, if you're young and you've never seen, uh, or even if you're old, if you've never seen the movie Night Shift, him and Henry Winkler, watch it. It's great. I like Ed Movey. Uh, the McDonald's movie. That was good, too. Uh, founder. Yeah. The founder. That was a good one. I always, uh, and got that at the, uh, the, uh, tabs, uh, fish camp. I would get the, uh, founder special. I got a founder, Jetson Mew. That was stupid. That was very, very, very good. I was, uh, waste, God gave me life and I just wasted it for that. I met you.
And now making me look good up here. They're good jokes only if I'm sitting here with him. Why are you doing it? I'm gonna be weird. Like, she's just, let's listen to my son. He's looking at it. Mary, come up here to the white throne. You can look down on earth and see what's going on. All of heaven will listen to your son. He's in the barista in heaven. Yeah. Bless her. Alexa, turn that down. Uh, Michael Keaton, uh, a big one. Yes, a big one. 70. And I'm surprised. Yeah. 75. Wow. 75, Michael Keaton. Can you believe it? Hey, that's great. Get your fat ass out of here. 75. Uh, play. Not a pot of endorsement, right? No, it's not really not. I have a happy heavenly birthday for you, but a Sunday. Because he would have been 87 years old. And I just read that his, uh, last album is going to come out here soon. David Allen Co. Oh, wow. You know, would have been 87 years old. Yeah. His pillow, page, you know by his pillow. Yes. Where he likes to eat lunch. It had, uh, he'd been drinking in bed apparently.
It had rum stains on it. What was? But it rum stains? I think it was. Donald rum stains. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's a fuss in name. You're going to war with what you have. Oh, my God. Dude, I had to take it in my bag the other day. I found this crumpled up piece of paper. But I could see my handwriting all over it. And I was like, what is this? And I started reading. It was a bunch of fuss in names that we sat in here and said one day. Oh, I'll page to that earlier. It was a bunch of slurs on a piece of paper. Oh, I know. I know. See, these are fun things. But this would be a funny one. And it was like, I don't get it. And then I got it. But it was funny. But I mean, like the first name was, you know, Mike. And the last name was. Yeah. Ox takes real bad. Then. I take all. They all don't sound. Oh, it's an Austrian surname. Yeah. I think you graduated. The ox takes real bad. They came to our country into Maryland.
And some of them integrated as far as Indiana. They were the oxwits. But yeah, change your name. It's short. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Not related to the oxaflopping, so. Yeah. I think they're all died out. Oxaflopping, sir. They're all throughout the South. They're all in Dalton, Georgia, too. Yeah. Up in the Ogleford, some. You could be a winner by Georgia, ma'am. Yeah. By the way, I hope you still listening. He went old money. Cards is headed down to what I called earlier, the old black woman race. Yeah. It's called the woman in black race. Son in black race. Or someone thought I said the woman in black face. No. And black race. Jugs race, too. You got to watch Jugs race. Darlington. Okay. What's worse than two girls seasoning? That's his favorite clip over. That boy, actually, ladies first. Page pick a hand. Left or right? Right. All right. That is yours. That boy, you get that one. I was going to pick the right one. You want to hold money.
Oh, nice. Jug. Look at that. Look at the back, though. It smells good. Look at the back. Wow. I've wore your beard all this morning. It's probably what you do smell in your no-cra- Oh, did you go to FatBoysCowls.com? No. I went to JeremyEllenberg.com, but they all go to the same place. The sucker's going to PSAD, isn't it? Yep. It's a- I'm giving the Travis. The 2026. It's a Freddy. 2026. Get the end. Oh, Panini select trackside action signatures in its number nine. That's a great car. 99. So he gave me once. He hit three of the 99. Just look at it. Like, he had a, like, 4% of the whole population of those cars. Jug suit. Like, uh, litters. Yeah. Well, that's the, uh, prison part of it. All right. Be careful this weekend. I hope you ain't got to work Monday. If you do, don't be mean to the customers like me.
This is going to come to your restaurant. Who is number? Because you got to work. I know. I said that in 99. I got one for some. Hi, you want to buy one? You want to trade? You want to trade? But what, hang on. Is there a shirtless? You got shirtless? What number did you get? What number you got at a 99? She got 16. I got 68. Oh, swap them. Why'd you give her the Goomban? Uh, well, what in the goomban? I kept the number 51. You have a great weekend. Everybody. God bless her. What a great place. I love to hear him argue. Want to try? Get back to that condition? Yes. That's what ain't bothered you when they pick her back and phone. That's the true thing, because I love to hear him argue. GoowyChristian. Rady, ruined
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