Malcolm Nance EXPOSES Trump’s Plan to HIJACK Greenland

Our guest today is former Navy intelligence officer,

former Ukrainian foreign Legion fighter, say that three times,

New York Times best-selling author and our dear friend.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to welcome back to the

Dangerous Ones, Malcolm Nance. Malcolm, welcome.

Hey, I'm glad to be back on Dangerous Ones because one, this is an awesome show.

Oh, thank you.

And two, I'm here to stretch my chops in the commentary world

because someone recently read something that I had written

and they said, every time I read your writing, it comes up in the voice of

Sam Philip Jackson.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Nice.

What I'm like, am I saying MF two months?

Right.

Is that a thing in 2026?

I don't think so.

I don't think you can.

Oh, that's a loose one.

What is sick? Oh, my God.

My God.

Well, David, please be there.

It's already off its meds.

Last time you were here, it was August 29th.

Well, last time we saw you, you were in DC, you're with

Um, jolly ginger and other veterans pushing back on the occupation of DC since then, as

we said, 2026 has gone off its meds, uh, and we've toppled, uh, Maduro and Venezuela.

We wanted to get your take on that.

Did anything surprise you about what Trump did or how things went?

Well, first off, um, let's just be honest.

This is really 2025, 13th inning or so.

Like, it's just where we're in sudden death over time.

Yeah.

I really shouldn't have used that phrase.

I really think that we are still in 2025.

Venezuela is a very, very clear indication of how stupid and bad things get all together.

First off, these poor people have been out there on ships and submarines and whatever since

late August.

And then they finally decided to strike in January and they missed Thanksgiving,

Christmas and New Year's from their family.

So here's what really struck me about that, that raid and why the aftermath of it is far

worse than the actual mission.

Um, I evaluated it based on what everybody else saw.

Um, and there were some things that struck me as a little unusual.

One, um, the raid they said from, you know, going into Venezuela, landing at Maduro's

Residencia, which is a very large arm compound, killing the 32 Cuban guards that were there

and getting him out of a secure room was 28 minutes.

Now, very few people could actually go to Burger King and all that fast, right?

Um, and what this gave me an indication, the very fact that we have left in place every

person except Maduro and his wife.

Every other person is in their job.

The Maduro regime, the Chivas, what do they call them, Shivavistas, right?

They're from Chavas, Chavistas, Tavistas.

Still in power, every one of them, their little guerrilla street groups, 500,000 armed thugs

are now patrolling the streets and hunting down people who could have collaborated

with the United States.

Um, now granted the president, uh, you know, the vice president, they say that she's a pragmatist,

but she's also a very skilled politician and educated, very well educated.

So she knows how to deal with a five-year-old and Trump now believes based on that mission,

he can do anything he wants in the Western Hemisphere.

But here's what got me a little confused about that mission.

The Minister of Defense was not at his home.

Uh, over 100 US bombs raining down on the country and very few people were actually at work.

It was not the first.

It was the third.

So no one had returned home from the holidays.

People appear to, you know, have abandoned their air defense systems.

And we actually are very good in the intelligence community of buying army leadership.

A lot of people don't know this, prior to the, you know, Operation Iraqi Freedom,

the invasion of Iraq, we bought off the top 20 generals.

They told everyone to walk home, go home.

That's why you saw those videos of thousands of men just walk away.

Those guys got back.

I mean, they're all living in Dubai.

They have giant pillows.

Jesus.

Uh, in fact, one of my neighbors was Baghdad.

Bob.

And his son was my dentist.

Wow.

Get out of town.

Are you serious Bob?

Son of a law was my dentist in Abu Dhabi because that guy had been working for us for years.

Oh my god.

So all that stuff about there's not one US soldier in the street was exaggerated.

We are good at this.

That form of human intelligence, making it look like it's in someone's interest.

So if we had notified, um, you know, uh, what's his name, uh Vladimir, uh, Vladimir, uh,

Panthino Lopez, uh, Fabrino Lopez, the minister of defense and told them,

hey, oh my god, listen, we're not going to touch you.

Your family or the army.

Just make sure that there's no one around that compound at

or at least right.

And 4 a.m. when we always hit, um, you know, normally that residency would have hundreds of

armed soldiers, no police were killed in that raid.

Uh, the police control all the streets leading to that.

They didn't respond as helicopters magically flew into the country and landed

fast road people and got them out in there.

I suspect that there was a lot of cooperation between the present government

and the US government and that a cash, a deal was made and they made it clear.

We only want Maduro, um, you know, and they got Maduro and his wife.

That's it.

Right, right.

And they killed the 32 Cuban bodyguards.

My question is, did they actually kill those bodyguards?

Or was this a package deal where, where they were already neutralized by the army

and he was already made available?

And it was just a go in, pick up the package, extract.

Because I heard you say in a clip on Instagram, I think it was from your show.

Why or something?

Why wasn't he already in like some nuclear bunker already?

Well, you know, the thing is, you can't believe anything from Donald Trump's man.

Right.

And Trump is going, oh, he was going behind a door to a security.

Right, right.

Really?

What kind of bodyguards do you have?

200, I mean, 100, 2,000 pound bombs are blowing up all over the city.

You can see them.

You can hear them.

You can practically feel them.

And the security did not put him in a secure facility.

Right, right.

It tells me that there was probably a lot of forethought.

You don't know his chief of staff didn't get killed.

Right.

His butlers didn't get killed.

None of the support team there got didn't get killed.

I mean, how do you get into the White House to one room, right?

Right.

You got to shoot your way through,

but they have many, many more layers.

So I'm not saying that they didn't do the mission, right?

Talk to the CAG.

These guys are very good at what they do.

We use advanced technology,

but there's usually people there,

ahead of them CIA power military teams

from the special activities division.

The directorate of operations just bought everybody.

Money for everybody.

And that works.

There's our taxpayer dollars.

So it works better if he's already for us in a, you know,

in a, you know, in a straight jacket.

And, you know, you go, where's my, you know,

where's my pallet of gold?

And as the forklift is taking it off the helicopter

and you're walking him back up.

Yeah, right, right.

Good deal.

What that is a great mission.

It isn't, by the way,

it is not the greatest raid ever conducted in U.S.

history.

We've done a lot of, you know,

but, but on the other hand, it's the aftermath.

Right.

I have a, I have been in this situation before where,

my, my, my first spot is the first battle of Fallujah.

When you think that you're going to the donkey market, okay?

The bulldozer market.

And you think you're going to out hustle the bulldozer sellers, right?

Of South America or Yama sellers, whatever you want to sell, right?

You think that you're out there and you're, you're smarter,

you're better and that you're bravado

and your guns are going to do everything.

Are going to beat them in their marketplace.

I learned this lesson long ago, my first tour in the Middle East,

never tried to out hustle a camel salesman in the camel market.

Right.

These guys, they know, right?

They'll sell you a camel.

A camel will walk home in the middle of the night

because you don't know what a, you don't know what a hobo is.

All right, and then we like no camel here.

No camel.

Yeah, yeah.

I have been to the camel beauty show in Southern UAE.

So I, you know, um, and road camels for a week.

Right.

Right.

So one thing is that, you know,

there's an environment that is not naturally yours, right?

And Donald Trump likes to think that is

book that he didn't write out of the deal

applies to the rest of the world.

And he's right in some respects

that criminal regime stugs in warlords.

He understands them and they understand him.

However, comma, there is a circumstance

where as Rudyard Kippling said,

in an epitaph Dreir, a fool lies here

who tried to hustle the east.

Okay.

You cannot beat these people at their game.

So for you going, we own Venezuela,

all the money from these tankers

is now going to a secret bank account

in fucking Qatar.

Oh, my God.

Qatar, not to the US treasury,

in violation of all US laws.

He may in fact be stealing that money

and they're saying it's as much as a hundred million dollars per tanker.

Which in Donald Trump terms is a trillion dollars, right?

Right.

And so,

and the thing is, it's only one tanker.

That doesn't happen.

You know, even in the six that we've seized,

that is not even literally a drop in a drop

in a swimming pool of oil.

And all that does is depress the price of oil.

Right.

Which means that US oil is not viable

to bring out of the ground.

The man doesn't understand that.

He thinks that it's like Rolexes

in stealing, you know,

and getting stuff from Tiffany's.

It is not as tangible as it looks.

Right.

They're awful of done it.

The leadership of Venezuela know that.

Right.

Right.

They also know.

I don't notice any US soldiers.

So explain to me exactly what you can do to me.

Right.

That, that, that you do, you know,

which all of this indicated to me

as an intelligence professional.

That deal was signed months ago.

Okay.

Months ago, because they had the ability

to actually be alert and fight.

Right.

The Chinese were just there hours earlier

and gave them the hint that,

you know, the United States is coming.

So that being said,

I have a hard time buying their narrative.

And I definitely,

this guy's hustled us.

Yeah.

And Trump really thinks he owns Venezuela,

and that's a very big picture.

What did he say?

Acting president of Venezuela.

Right.

A bunch of fucking horseshit, man.

And it's just like in Latin America,

they're just laughing.

They're like, look, look, look at this much.

As much as I think by a Senate of Venezuela.

Right.

And it's like, we got 93,000 armed soldiers,

500,000 armed militiamen.

And guess what's changed?

Nothing.

That's right.

The hero's gone.

This is the sort of thing,

a very clever deputy or his minister of the interior

who was the guy running the death squads,

by the way.

Oh, still at his job.

Yeah.

Okay.

The guy who is running the armed forces

still at his job.

The collectibles.

These, uh, these,

these roving political militia bands

of Chavez Socialists

still on the streets,

hauling people over.

So what did that exactly happen here?

So, so, yeah, the art of the deal, right?

The art of the deal.

So, so, so now, now that we've, uh,

toppled Maduro, uh, now, now,

now the negotiating table has shifted

to a very different climate.

So yesterday, uh,

uh, American officials met with, uh,

Danish officials, uh, to talk about Greenland.

Um, I, we, when we had you on,

I think it was even the episode.

Might have been the early one.

Yeah.

You were like, you said we're going to do it.

What do you say?

Maybe here we go.

Here we go.

So you've been,

funny.

You've been predicting this for a long time.

But, um, so, in fact,

when I said it, I said, hey,

this is a very serious thing.

They really mean it

when they said they're going for Greenland.

Full disclosure,

heading to Greenland next week again.

That's right. So tell us what's going on.

Yeah.

I didn't see both.

I, well,

when I went last year,

I went there because one,

you cannot discuss something

without going on the ground

and, and seeing it.

And two, what I did was what I was doing in Ukraine

just before the Russians invaded.

I was doing an intelligence assessment

of how, how will it unfold?

How can it happen?

That's right.

And what you got to do is you've got to go.

I mean, I look at the maps.

I look at terrain, you know,

topographic terrain.

3D maps means nothing, right?

You got to go on the ground.

So I said, okay, I'm going to go on the ground.

I spent almost three weeks,

almost a month between Denmark and Greenland.

And went to all the major towns

and then took a ferry from the Arctic Circle

just in the first ferry out, right?

Which means we were steaming all night

through icebergs.

Well, well, well, well, well, well,

well, well, well, well, well, well, well,

you know, the side of your ship,

you're like, okay, that's not good.

And, you know,

so, but you get a very good feel for that.

The first place I flew into is Kansle Shrek,

which is the largest air strip in Greenland.

It's in the middle of summer.

That's where they've all the tourists fly in there

because it becomes very green,

even though you fly over solid ice on your way in.

The country's 2,500 miles long.

One, or let me see that.

No, 3,500 kilometers.

So, a little bit less than 2,000 some odd miles long.

Out of that 3,000 kilometers, 2,000 of it,

80% of that country is a one mile deep sheet of ice.

Jesus Christ, wow.

All right, so when you see white,

it goes down a mile.

Fucking mile.

There's, there is literally first ice age ice

laying out everywhere.

Well, all right.

So, so when I flew in, I was like, okay,

this is very Arctic because I landed in the Arctic.

And then, you know, I got a feel for the runway.

I saw where the US aircraft, Air Force ski planes

that come from Schenectady near me fly

to support the Arctic mission.

And my first thought was, how the fuck did that

pass the doge cut?

Right.

That supports, you know, station north, station north,

they call it, which is just 89 degrees north out of 90, right?

90's the north pole.

They're up there.

It's a big domed ice station

that's doing the day after tomorrow thing.

They're taking ice cores out of the ground

and studying climate change.

And when I saw that place was still open

and the Air Force was flying there,

I go, something very deliberate is happening here.

Yeah.

And I'm going to explain what that is in the van.

So then I realized this runway was capable of fighter aircraft.

And I thought, and this was the biggest base we operated

in the Cold War, biggest air strip we operated the Cold War.

And not including pitufix space space.

Now, then we flew an hour to nook, the capital.

Pitufix space space from nook.

Pitufix up at 88 about north.

Right?

It is 1,000 miles north of the capital nook.

Oh my god.

Solid ice.

And they're in jack shit under you.

But ice, no settlements, nothing.

Wow.

If you're not flying over the ocean,

there's the settlements are like three dozen people,

100 people, 500 people are the biggest towns.

So there ain't nothing.

So you could fly a million Marines, right?

Let's say the entire Marine Corps could go

to pitufix space space and prepare for a big invasion.

Then you have to turn around and fly south 1,000 miles

to get to the nearest city.

Did I say city?

Village.

Yeah, right.

Granted, nook is a town at 17,000 people.

You could call it a city.

But it's a city about where are you guys at in Portland, right?

Yeah, Portland.

Yeah, OK.

It's about the size of Bandoorig.

Oh, got you.

OK.

In the whole place, you can see across it.

And you can walk across it in 20 minutes, in any direction.

And guess what?

Great, Jackson, but frozen water or a snowy mountain ice

field that leads to 1,000 miles of nothing.

So how do you get in there?

So I did the assessment of how you fly the only way

to get to take that country.

You've got to fly into three air bases and seize them.

Kind of Lushwak in the center.

Nook in the, which is the capital.

And then in the south is a place called Narsok.

And the biggest town near that, you can't even get from that air

base to the biggest town, Kathortok, which is nearby there.

You take those three bases.

Yeah, you got three air strips.

But there's no roads in Greenland.

I was going to say there's no infrastructure.

Right.

Make that happen, yeah.

You cannot drive from Nook to Kajlushwak.

You can only go by air, right?

And in World War II, planes were going down

and left and right all over this place.

And to give you an idea of how fast the snow's build up.

In 1945, a P-38 Lightning belly landed there.

The pilot survived.

They got the pilot out.

And by landing another airplane next to it

and getting him putting him in it and then flying off, right?

80 years later, they went to go find that airplane, right?

They're going to, because it's pristine.

It was under 40 feet of ice.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Not going that bad.

40 feet of ice.

So every two years, a foot of ice grew on it.

Right.

Oh my god.

Drifted over it.

And so that's your operating environment.

Have you guys ever seen that old Clint East

Wood movie called The Eiger Sanction?

Yeah.

It's where he sees, please, a mountain climber,

famous mountain climber.

I climbed mountains.

I was a mountaineer.

And you know, he's got a great line in it.

And they're like, yeah, we want you to go find this guy.

We suspect he's working with the Russians and kill him.

And he goes, well, where are we going?

He goes, well, you're going to do it on a climbing trip.

He goes, what's the climb?

He goes, the Eiger.

He goes, I don't have to do anything.

The mountain's going to do it for him.

And it does the mountain like kills three out of four these guys.

I would imagine.

And that's Greenland.

Plus, I don't have to do nothing.

Okay.

Well, real quick, last time you were on the stream there,

last time you were on the show, you even said,

coming by water, I believe, was not good either,

because it was all the time.

It was pure.

It was just terrible.

There's just, so you're saying by air and by water, both bad.

Right now.

Right now.

The only way to get in there is by air.

And there's only three air strips you can go to.

And funny you should mention, after my trip, while I was there,

I did a show called The Leaport Report.

It's Denmark's version of 60 minutes.

And they are, every day in a savvy, they are just political.

They eat up politics.

Every person in Denmark watches The Leap Report.

It's cross between 60 minutes and Rachel Maddow.

Okay.

Okay.

They had me on for 30 minutes, right?

Interviewing me, asking about how Greenland would be invaded,

what US intelligence was looking for.

And then they asked me, what would my recommendations be?

And I said, take, take JD Vince at his word.

They say that you're not doing anything

for the defense of Greenland, okay?

Move a thousand soldiers in there, right?

Move the Danish Marine Corps to Greenland

and put them on all those big air bases.

Yeah.

With all their weapons.

And then they can't say you're not defending it.

I go and send some warships.

They've got three fisheries Corvettes.

Now they're capable, they have helicopter pads,

machine guns, and 76 millimeter cannons on these ships.

But they, I said send a frigate with anti-air,

anti-ship, anti-submarine capability

to defend these harbors.

And I said, and then deploy some F-16s to Kajlushwok, right?

It's show them that you're willing to take air defense seriously.

Now you know what I was doing.

Now let's tell them, if you do this, they can invent.

They can do right, right, right, right.

Because it's a deterrent.

You, first off, it's this, here's one of the things

I said three times in that show.

This is the stupidest story I have ever had to do.

30 times.

It's like, I'm going as an intelligence professional.

This is just stupid.

And so they were like, so 30 days after that show,

and another guy named Jason Jacob Carlsbow

was a Danish intelligence guy who was doing the same stick.

He and I were talking coordinating.

30 days later,

they put a hundred troops into nook.

They put helicopters into nook.

They put three F-16s into Kajlushwok.

They sent an armed frigate to be assigned to nook now.

And apparently Trump only heard

that they were supplementing these teams

called the serious patrols.

The serious patrols are dog sled teams

that are in the furthest north.

They patrol this area, this National Wildlife Preserve.

Now, let me tell you something about these guys.

The serious patrol is technically

a selection tool for Danish Special Forces.

You get a dog sled, you get a team of dogs,

you get three months provisions,

and you have to go out to a hut

and one that dog sled puts your provisions there,

and then do these patrols checking

on the polar bear population,

illegal fisheries, all this thing.

It's hard core, and it's like six teams at a time of two guys.

Give me an idea how bad ass you have to be.

The king of Denmark qualified for the serious patrol.

They're not like, oh, you're the king,

you can just show off fucking dogs.

Then this guy spent six months in the earth,

89 degrees north, right?

If he misses a turn, he's going to the north pole.

Right, right, not joking.

Right, there's a freeze, yeah, I get you, yeah, nothing, yeah.

And he did that program, then he was allowed

and qualified to be a Danish Navy SEAL.

This is the king of Denmark.

He's a bad ass, he's got a halo jump wings on when he wears his

crown and shit.

Some could never could never.

So broke focused on the fact that

Dan Denmark needed more, they were going to increase

their their presence up there.

So they added two more dogs sled,

but he fucking ignored the three of 16s that will now intercept

and could shoot your, you know, an intruding aircraft down

or provide strike capability against ships or something.

It's not a lot, but it's better than prior to that,

prior to that interview, there were 40 temporary duty

Danish cops providing police presence around Denmark.

That's it.

And they only have pistols.

The only, the rifles that they have are for Carabou

and Polar Barracks.

Oh, they're game guns, yeah.

Yeah, game guns.

Yeah, but there's 35,000 out of a population of 57,000

have high caliber game guns.

And they know how to shoot them too.

Well, you're going there next week, right?

What is your objective when you go to Greenland next week?

I'm going back for part due to one,

because there's, I'm going with the whole team of journalists.

I'm the only journalist that's spent any time in Greenland.

I went all over the country.

I did, I the only place I didn't get to

is the far northwest in the, in the east,

because those, those settlements are tiny.

And, but, you know, I've got one air strip

that I have to see in the south

because now that nook has an increased military presence,

it's more than likely they would go and take this air strip

in the south called Narsak.

And from there, they could land C-17s

with hundreds of troops helicopters

and then launch an invasion force out to the other villages.

And, and this time of year, all the Arctic ISIS solid,

there's no getting up there,

which is why Trump made a very revealing statement

a couple of weeks ago or about 10 days ago where he said,

Greenland, we're going to be talking about that

in about 20 days, right?

Okay.

I would say 20 days or 20 days, he said 20 days.

And I said, uh-oh, that is going to be a residential working

group where he's going to issue a finding

and the finding is going to be, get me Greenland.

And supposedly Marco Rubio was supposed to have met

with the foreign minister to offer him a cash offer.

Right, right.

Buy Greenland.

And you know, Trump's a chicken shit.

So it would be some cheesy number like, here's $50 billion,

you know, what we loaned Argentina.

Right, right.

The thing is worth trillions.

Right, yeah.

What, everything, this is where mental illness comes into this.

Everything's under a mild, deep sheet of ice.

There's a reason we, that in the Cold War,

when money was unlimited, they built an underground city

with a nuclear power plant and abandoned it.

Okay.

Right.

Which by the way, it's under like 300 feet of additional ice.

Oh my God.

Right.

And get to the side anymore.

I didn't do it.

Jesus Christ had to use a space, space radar to identify

where it was.

Wow.

Right.

So Trump thinks, oh, minerals.

I can have this island.

I shit you not.

I think he thinks it's Iceland.

So, you know, and so, but here's where this,

the genesis of all this craziness was,

you need to do a show about this.

Tell us.

Right.

Yeah.

The tech bros philosophy of the tech knit of America.

Peter Teal, Mark Andreessen, David Sacks and Elon Musk

have been funding this thing called the praxis cities.

And they're supposed to be these,

imagine these new network cities that they will build

in remote places like Honduras.

Does that sound familiar?

And Greenland.

They had been wanting to buy a place near this town.

I'm going to first contact in the South.

Only way in his cruise ships.

And in seasonal airplanes.

And they wanted to build this like new version of Silicon Valley

where everybody, you know, dresses like fucking spa

when he's at home and leisure, right?

For these white, white cotton shirts.

And their houses are network.

And everything's AI driven.

And they have the city size data centers.

Okay.

Do you need to drive data centers?

Water.

Water.

Water.

Fresh.

Water.

I called fresh water.

Right.

And power.

You can get power from hydroelectric.

Right.

Right.

By melting the ice cap or whatever it is.

But these people just don't believe me.

All right.

Crazy shit.

You got to see for yourself.

Just type in the word praxis.

P-R-A-X-I-S.

Praxis cities.

And you will see some shit.

They got this.

You guys remember that 1935 film,

36 film metropolis.

The German.

I'm proud of it.

But I don't think I've seen it.

It's like a robot chick in there.

The hot robot chick.

And it has all these towering buildings.

That's what praxis.

Greenland.

Their concept.

Buildings are supposed to look like.

And it's supposed to be for tech.

Browse only.

It's not allowed.

Right.

Right.

We're just in cell heaven.

All you can do is you can play call of duty.

All right.

And you can buy your Elon Musk, you know,

female Japanese robot companion.

And.

And you can live in a network.

No democratic government.

CEO ruler.

Puba.

Of tech land.

So it's like a fourth grade fort.

To three house.

Fucking no.

Fort.

Fucking.

Cell nerds.

All right.

To.

They want.

Greenland.

And this.

And the guy who's been pushing it.

The hardest.

Was Steve Miller.

Right.

Right.

Because he's a piece.

He's.

Right after Venezuela.

The first words out of his mouth.

Greenland's next.

Yeah.

That's right.

That's right.

The US flag.

Yep.

That said, soon.

Now, you know,

Mr and Mrs.

Girl, baby,

Gerbels are, you know,

we're sitting over the dining room table,

thinking about enslaving 57,000 people

and stealing their land.

And.

And then.

They got into a clash because the next day,

Marco Rubio got to Trump.

Marco Rubio Lindsey Graham and had convinced Trump

that they can do both on the same day.

And then.

But the only way you're getting green land is you

got to send in a special operations.

Civil airliner with a bunch of rangers.

And the airliner with no markings called the C32.

Be gatekeeper.

And you make an emergency lane.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And then.

And in gaps?

They still get their universal move.

Their every hour.

They're can't break their own order.

They still get it.

And then.

They still get it.

And here they are.

And here they are.

So they're laying the land,

had two in the morning.

And now, come one hundred armed troops.

And they storm and raise the American flag.

Now there's going to be a fight.

They got army there now.

post for French mountain troops, what does they say? Fins, Swedes, Norwegians, British,

Indians, all the Arctic armies are suddenly and the French mountain troops are suddenly

going to be in Greenland by the hundreds, which is another way of saying, oh, we're going

to be running this exercise like forever. And you can invade while NATO forces our

here. Real quick, you brought up something I was literally just going to ask you. Let's

assume they invade and they start, they, you know, they go in, America goes in or tries

to go in. What happens to NATO? We've heard, we've heard them talk about how I mean, you

know, does it, and would he attack Denmark to steal Greenland? Like, well, first off, attacking

Greenland is Denmark. Right. Right. It's like attacking Puerto Rico. Right. Right. I mean,

they're Americans. It's already America. Yeah. All those people, all those people are

Danes. Yeah. They have Danish passports. Right. They're, they're a, they're a territory

which can have a referendum for independence, but they're Danish. Right. Everything's Danish,

the supermarkets, everything. It's been Danish since nine sixty eight. Just a little

loud. My sister was flying out of this whole stupid story is Trump going, you land there

with a boat five hundred years ago and you think it's yours. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, yeah. Bitch made flowers. Right. You know, you know, that motherfucker's never

heard of the May flower. Yeah. This is why I came here as an illegal immigrant. Right.

Right. Right. In the 1930s. Right. He's never known May flower. So he doesn't, you know,

native Indians are like, what did you say there? White man. Yeah. Yeah. How do you think

I hear? So does NATO. Yeah. Yeah. What happens to NATO? It's simple. Here, here is what

will happen. If there isn't, oh, if there's a prenumbra, I'm writing a sub stack right

now. I've already written part one. It's called three scenarios for the invasion of Greenland.

And part two is 10 consequences. I love it. Consequences ain't funny. And I wrote, it's

bad. Real bad. For us, us, us, individually, all of you will suffer because if Denmark gets

some intelligence indicators like half the guys at the CIA start dropping dimes, right?

Like pallets, like the war plans fall in front of the day. You know, fall in front of

the Danish embassy. You know, and they're like, hey, we got 30 copies of this. Right. So

the dames will invoke NATO article four. And that is a, they want nationwide all 32 nations

must meet in Brussels, usually at the defense minister or the foreign minister level. And

they need to explain what the fuck is going on. Right. And that's invoked when there's

going to be a crisis between two members of NATO. Okay. I suspect that if this is really

in Trump's head and he is suffering from dementia, he hits, it's, to him, it's a bubble.

It's something you steal. You take from people. And now because he thinks special operations

is like can't be touched, right? Um, he's just going to do it. So if that happens, if

we wake up and there's going to be warning, because you can't tell me that there's not

going to be guys like, mom, I'm drawing optical weather here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going

to Denmark. Yeah. I told the dames, you're going to have eight hours or more morning. Right.

NATO officers who serve with the dames will be like, yeah, I'd be getting a Greenland if I were

you. So that happens. Denmark can wait for it. Right. And if it happens, if there's what we

call a fate accompli attack, where we go there and we do what I said, they seize those three

airfields, you got to resupply that thing. Right. I'll tell you something. Two hours at flying

at maximum power with drop tanks and the ability to refuel in Iceland. Right. Denmark, Norway,

and Sweden can put fighter air patrols up there to intercept US forces. Whereas we, the closest

we're going to be able to fly from is like a national guard base in Maine. And guess what?

The Canadians will not let us. Oh, for sure. Right. So instead of going up like this, flying four

hours, you got to go like this, going to fly east into the Atlantic up the Canadian air defense

zone and up the Greenland. Now who can sustain that? Are we going to go into dog fights with Denmark?

Yeah. I think if we invade, we're going to kill people. And we fully intend for those people to

that we are now in the US Denmark war or the US, I call it the United States NATO war.

Because here's who will. United States probably. Look, if you want to see how it's going to unfold,

watch the movie Torah, Torah, Torah. To weigh the Japanese, we're sending a diplomatic message to

the United States at 13 parts. And we were breaking them. Right. Right. One hour in advance. Yep.

And by the time part 13 got there, the head of naval intelligence was like, I know what part 14 says.

Right. Yeah. Part 14. They're saying deliver part 14 at this time. Right. And destroy your

code breaking machine. Right. Right. In my world, we call that that's an oh shit moment. Right.

They're coming, y'all. Right. Right. Denmark's going to get that warning. But here's what's

probably going to happen. As we're flying up there or as the troops are landing or parachuting,

the Trump will declare that the United States is withdrawing from NATO and is invoking NATO article

13, the withdrawal from NATO. Yeah. That way, he can say, well, it wasn't NATO. Now, it would have to

be Denmark would have to invoke Article 5. Technically, Article 5 is automatic. Right. When we got hit on

9-11, the United States did not invoke Article 5. NATO invoked Article 5. Right. The United States

was attacked. This was an attack on all of us. That makes sense. So that will be, here's who will

not take part in this hungry, because there are a bunch of pussies with Orba, Slovakia, which is

just recently elected in anti-Ukraine, anti-NATO and pro-Russia president, Serbia, which has always

been pro-Russia. Right? That's probably three nations that will walk with Trump in a coordination

with Trump. That leaves 27 NATO nations with all their weapons. The only question is, who will go

neutral? It won't be Britain. Britain has already said, if the United States does something, you

cannot, they will not be allowed to use British bases, British personnel, British resources to

support their mission, which means right away, first thing that happens, they go over to RAF

flying dales and they click off the strategic ballistic missile warning center of the British

are operating, because it also sees airplanes flying. Here's another consequence. So,

Pacific space space wasn't good enough for us, right? That base looks for the radar signatures

of Russian ballistic missiles. We can always see the heat thermal plume from space, but we won't

can't confirm it until there's a radar return. That's what Pacific is. 150 space force guys.

I know the guy's name who runs the power plant and the heating at that place is a

Dane named Lars. Of course he is. Lars comes to work with the Danish and Inuit staff,

they lose power, which includes heat, water, all life support. Did I mention there at 89

degrees north? This is far from the north pole. Jesus Christ. And did I also mention all food and fuel

is bought to that base by Kenneth. Oh god. So, we will wake up in technically the first US versus

NATO war. Right. Now, people go, oh, we're America. We got all the power in the world. No, we don't.

NATO. Now, I got to tell you, it's a pretty fair trade if NATO picks up Ukraine and trumps us.

All right. NATO. NATO does. I cannot get this across MAGA's head. Geography, distance, space,

and time. Okay. Apply to everything we do. Europe is closer to Greenland than we are.

Now, you may say, oh, no, we can get up from the south. Yeah, but Canada will close its air

space immediately. Why? They are a member of NATO.

NATO. They would have to treat the attack on Greenland as an attack on Canada. Right. Now,

I don't, I've seen Mark Carney. I don't believe for a minute. Now, what he'll do is he'll say to the

United States, we are not going to attack you unless you cross into our air space unless you

attack us. But right now, Canada air space is closed to you. All Canadian US borders are closed.

Alaska isolated every truck every anyone who is in Canada is going to have to depart now at a

US border crossing. Right on foot. Jesus Christ. Right. All trade between Canada and the United

States is off. Right. Which? Oh, did I mention that now I'm in upstate New York. My power bill

went up 30% this year because we're on the Canadian grid and Trump tariff stuff and they put on

reciprocal tariffs. Oh, my God. Now, I want you to imagine all of that Canadian lovely hydroelectric

power for Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York state and Vermont and Maine turning off like a lights. Oh,

shit. Jesus. Which has now you'll say, oh, my God, it'll suck to be in New York. No, it'll

suck to be in Texas because that power dominoes down the entire US power grid. So New York state

may be able to keep the lights on here at National Grid, but they may shut off all transmission

of power further down the line into the red state. So that's just Canada to space space depending

on whether there's a, you know, Lars and the and definitely all the Inuits and the Danes will

walk off that site. Right. I would be surprised if somebody throws a penny in the generator.

Right. Right. And suddenly that base loses power. Right. That means all radar signatures towards

Russia go away, which is supposedly the strategic goal purpose of the base. Canada stops reporting

all air defense from their chain of radars along the Canadian north to the United States

and re-orients themselves to determine if the United States is going to be invading Canada

with air power, which could happen. Yeah. Trump may say, we're going to fly through your airspace,

fuck you. Now we may have a circumstance where Canada may have to defend its sovereign territory.

Air battles over fucking Halifax. Oh my God. Now, of course they'll lose, but that doesn't mean

that they can't do what we call sandwiches, put surface to air missiles in places that you

wouldn't expect them or just stupid shit or use their Navy to haul over US ships. That being said,

if I were Europe, the next thing is absolutely going to happen. I'm going to leave it at that because

it gets worse from there. Number one, shipping company in the world is called Merisk Shipping

Container Shipping Company, MSC. Meris is Danish. Oh shit. I've been to their headquarters

in Copenhagen, right? All of US government shipping that is not done by military sea lift command

of which they're only like 20 or 30 ships is done by contract with Merisk. That shit will turn off

like a light switch. Oh man. Have a lot fuck you. You get nothing. Oh my God. Right. Another thing,

we have 100,000 US service members in Europe. Right. Right. Right. US bases, US equipment,

their families. Right. Every one of them of the service members will become prisoners of war.

Oh shit. Wow. Because those bases, because of NATO, right.

Article five, those bases don't belong to the United States. They are released from one NATO member

to another NATO. I did not know that. Wow. If you leave NATO, they're nullified. Yeah. Yeah.

You attack another NATO country. They're nullified. Those bases will be surrounded by the German

army, the, you know, the Dana, you know, whoever, whichever country, the Poles, or whatever.

And they'll probably say, hey, listen, we're just going to keep you shelter in place,

but you cannot carry out any military operations of the Varlane and negotiate your return

by civil airliner stripped down out of your uniforms, get into civilian clothes. We're going to

process you. We'll ship your ass off to Egypt or someplace neutral. And they can route you to

the United States because the next thing that's going to happen the first day is all air travel

between the United States and Europe will shut off. Right. Yep. Because you're now an enemy power.

Jesus Christ. There's no wind, dude. Right. There's no wind in this. Right.

Paris vacations. Right. Screw your Scottish whiskey tours done until the, because we are in hostilities

now. Right. And I have these guys are like, yeah, we got aircraft carriers. We can get over there.

We've had exercises where the Swedish sank our carrier with submarines. Okay. They got submarines.

And the other guys are like, well, we got nukes. They've got 515 nukes. No one's going there,

but here's what you have just decided the United States is now the United States minus Alaska.

Because everything that goes to Alaska will now have to go by air or ship. No roads. Right.

No roads. Wow. Right. Everything gets Canada cuts off its seas to you. And things

you'll get really, really bad. So, oh, did I mention they hold 2.3 trillion dollars in U.S.

bonds. Oh, which perfect. I've heard people say, well, how are they going to get their money back

from the bond? The way it works is it's automated. They liquidate a bond. It is an automatic transfer

from the U.S. Treasury to get their money back. So I want you to see 2.3 trillion dollars of debt

simultaneously gets called, right? It's a it's a call, right? Like when you're playing poker.

And then everybody else in the world is like, Oh, shit, you're bailing on their fucking U.S.

treasuries. We're out or it's going to collapse. Right. Right. Yeah. A cascade. Right.

Entire U.S. economy will collapse overnight. So basically everything that you've said

from the last like 25 minutes is Putin's wet dream. It's if if Vladimir Putin had an actual

trained KGB agent to become president, he could not do what Donald Trump has done. Because he'd be

thoughtful. Right. Right. Right. And one last thing. Yeah.

Osempic. Most of our insulin. All the GLP ones. Yep. And Botox.

Come from Denmark. Right. That's right. Somebody said, no, no. Eli Lilly has a contra has a has

factories for insulin in in Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. On lease. You know, there's one factory

that's making it. So now type three type one diabetic start dying. Right. All over the country.

It is. Right. So this is that I mentioned. This is day one. Right.

It makes you realize how isolated we are becoming in the world. But then when all this shit pops

off and all we have is here, let's pivot to what's going on here in the streets today with ice and

all of these murders and the roundups with who are these ice agents? I'm hearing stories of like

like regularized classic immigration officers are like we don't know who the fuck these people are.

We don't know what they're doing. I learned something new this week that I really wish I hadn't

learned. Oh shit. That's crazy. Do you know how long their training is?

47 days in honor of Donald Trump. Oh, for the love of fuck. Are you serious?

A badge and a gun. They're 27 days. Their training is supposed to be 12 weeks.

Okay. So it's it's like six weeks or something like that. Oh my god. When you see much longer,

when you see what's going on out there, I mean, I mean, my my feed is just full up because I

watched that stuff because for the job I do. But like, when you see that stuff, man, I mean,

you're going like we're getting taken. Oh, I mean, every, I mean, we live in Portland, Oregon.

You know, we have a state secret police. We have which, by the way, in German, the original

German is Geheim Stutz Pulitzer. State secret police. The acronym was Gestapo. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's what we have. We have a Gestapo. And I'm saying that professionally. Yeah.

There is no domestic terrorism happening here. These people are an armed secret police.

And everybody, can I make some recommendations here? Please. If you're going to buy a whistle

for ice, don't buy those little 2D2 whistles. Get the wall with a little ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Well, and blow hard. And don't forget. All right. Leave blowers in glitter.

Yeah. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Glitterbombs are like that. Get out of your body, Arla. Yeah. Get out of your hair. You look

and you go home and they think that you've been hanging with, you know, Kimberly on stage one.

All right. The devil. That was ice agents explain that. No, the liberals are blowing glitter

on me. Oh, that's cute thing. You think that they go home to women.

Well, listen, we want to send all of our, I know the danger core wants to send all of our love

and prayers with you when you go to Greenland and for safe travels. But I want to say something

really quick before we go. And by the way, every time I woke up this morning and I got a text

from Nick saying he's booked. He's coming on today. And I told Tiffany, this is true. I said,

I want to, I lived vicariously through Malcolm Nance's adventures. Like I'm just tired

getting up going to my living room. This guy's flying all over Greenland. But I want to see this

really quick. Most of the danger core might not realize this, but this is true. But at the end of

our show, we always say, be safe, get into good trouble. And remember, we are all the dangerous

ones. But we added a line since August, we added a line now every single night. We say, be safe,

get into good trouble, get into fun trouble. And remember, we are all the dangerous ones. And I

don't think the danger core realizes that that actually originated from Malcolm Nance. Because you

told us you were in, when you were in DC that you guys say, no, no, we call it fun trouble here in

DC. And that has stuck with us and changed how we end the show every night. And we want to thank you

for that. Costumes and glitter. That's right. Well, we get it. That's fun trouble, baby.

Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Well, we'll do. I have a fundraiser on GoFundMe. It's Greenland

invasion part. Do you? If you'd like to support this mission, by the way, Greenland is just one of

the most expensive places on this planet. Yeah. Yeah. Understandably. And now every journalist

in the, in the world is in nook. So the rooms are like 350 a night. My God. Right. They plank

bed with a shared bathroom. He's better. Oh, I don't want to worry. That's in your liner.

They don't fly in, right? Right. So if you want to help out on this mission, I am giving gifts.

Yes, we like gifts. The top donors can either have a muscox. Yeah. I'm donating.

Caribou is a cute caribou. I want the caribou now. I love it. And I got these from Greenland. So

I will be bringing for people who are the top donors, I will be sending gifts to them. Nice.

And and I really appreciate any help that you can give. And also, by the way, 90% of it goes to

the local economy, other than my flight from going from New York to up to Copenhagen is very

inexpensive. But the legs from Copenhagen to Greenland. I can imagine. Very, very expensive.

Especially in winter, we are in winter there. We can't just get sometimes 20 below zero. So

well, we're very nice now. It's 25 degrees. That's the one. Paul me. Well, we're here to help you

with that. We will put the link in the description. We encourage all of the danger core members to

to take part and help help out this trip because it's important. And there has been no better

guests on the dangerous ones than Malcolm Nets. And I mean that.

Absolutely. Thank you so much. And I promise you, we promise you, we will not let it be as long

next before you're on next time. Thank you so much. When I come back, I'll give you a debrief.

Oh, I can't wait. Thanks to you so much. Oh, bye. All right, guys. All right.