Mermaid Bit by a Vampire! *Extreme* Makeover for a Beautiful Mermaid

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Eww!

No mermaids allowed!

What?

No way!

Yes way!

It's a vampire-only zone.

Ciao!

Unbelievable!

Walking with tails is tough.

I'll go ask for help!

A vampire?

Hey!

Want a donut?

Woo!

I know what's better than a donut!

Fresh blood?

No way!

I'm allergic to fish!

Seriously?

I only bite vampire girls.

Ciao!

It's not fair!

Everything about me screams mermaid!

What am I gonna do?

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like it!

I like him so much!

What the...

Did I sit on something?

A vampire makeover checklist?

This seems reasonable.

I need pale skin!

Mine's pretty scaly.

Not giving vampire at all.

Let's pick the right shade.

This one!

Gotta do a shade match first.

Looks great to me!

Now we get to my favorite part.

Smash!

Hiya!

Woo!

This is why you never see any stressed mermaids.

All our frustrations go here.

It's done!

Time to put on our foundation.

I'll just tilt my head back and let it snow.

Then I'll wait for it to do its magic.

Pale skin suits me well.

Wow!

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K-pop demon hunters, haja boys, breakfast meal and huntrix meal

have just dropped at McDonald's.

They're calling this a battle for the fans.

What do you say to that, Rumi?

It's not a battle.

So glad the haja boys could take breakfast and give our meal

the rest of the day.

It is an honor to share.

No, it's our honor.

It is our larger honor.

No, really.

Stop.

You can really feel the respect in this battle.

Pick a meal to pick a side.

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.

I'll participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

And you.

Here, I'll give you a kiss.

Yay!

Next up, things.

My teeth are pretty dull.

They need to be sharp.

Speaking of sharp.

These shells are perfect.

All I gotta do is put them on.

Do I look?

I feel like it's giving walrus, whatever.

What now?

Oh!

Oh, all shells too.

I can't use this.

Under here?

Nope.

I have no choice.

Gotta dig through the trash.

A snack.

No, focus.

You bit me.

Oh!

That hurt.

These are pretty sharp teeth for a fish.

They're my teeth now.

Wow, they fit perfectly.

Now we have the same smile.

Oh!

Thank you.

Uh-oh.

Now I need cool hair.

I sure do.

And I know.

I'll dye my hair.

Let's do it.

Huh?

It's empty.

Yummy.

I made a mess.

I have an idea.

I'll squeeze the color out of this tomato.

Then I'll color my hair with it.

This should be enough to color my hair.

First I'll give it a mix.

No reason, just vibes.

Now let's dye it for real.

Let's make this pink more vibrant.

Wow, it's looking cool already.

Oh, done.

I love it.

I feel like a vampire already.

I'm coming for you soon, my love.

Wait a minute.

What a mess.

Why didn't put it in the trash?

Something's missing.

Makeup.

Let's go through my makeup box.

What is this?

It's not makeup.

I'm due for a snack anyway.

Dark chocolate.

My favorite.

Huh?

It left a stain.

What happens if I do this?

It's on my skin.

If it works on my hand, it will work on my eye.

It's so pigmented.

Wow, eyeshadow done.

My lips are looking kind of pale.

I know what to do.

But this time we're doing it with flowers.

I'll crush the color out of it.

This is way easier than the hair dye.

Wow, it's so red.

Let's try it on.

I'll just use my fingers.

It's so pretty.

Oh dear.

It's giving Countess Dracula vibes.

But first, let's finish this list.

No tail.

Did I read this right?

If that's impossible.

I know.

I've got a manual for it somewhere.

Got it.

Ew.

I'll make a potion for legs.

It's a long list.

But I can do it.

Yay!

Alright, let's start.

First, I'll gather all the spooky ingredients.

Then I'll put them all.

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All in a pot.

What's the ingredients list you say?

All sorts of creepy crawlers, of course.

Including the creepiest of them all.

Then I'm gonna add magic crystals.

That will give us the feat.

Add in some monster goo to combine it all together.

And now we mix.

It's all coming together.

It's done.

Goodbye, mermaid tails.

You served me well.

Now where's my feet?

Any second now.

I can feel it.

Give me my feet.

Come on.

I can feel it coming.

Wow.

I finally have feet.

They're pretty hairy though.

And it's itchy.

I can walk.

Ah!

Ouch!

That will take some getting used to.

My legs are finally silky smooth.

I'm ready.

No way.

My outfit is totally off topic.

And the balloon doesn't help.

I need to change.

Makeup?

I need outfits.

Woo!

But I can't wear these.

It's not vampire core.

Ugh.

Why are there so many obstacles?

This blanket looks like a cape.

It works.

Yes!

I just have to style it.

The cape was good, but it was too many evils.

I'll give it a modern twist.

All done.

Let's clean it up a bit.

I feel like Morticia Adams.

Rawr!

I'm okay.

For the last step, I'm going to accessorize.

Spooky.

I'm ready.

Wait.

Now that I'm a vampire, I can turn into a bat.

Whoa.

Wrong animal.

I said bat, not fish.

Okay.

I made it.

Hey.

Hello.

Whoa.

Nice.

You think so?

Want to go on a date?

Sure.

Wow.

Huh?

What?

Wow.

It's the new vampire cape 3000.

But it's very expensive.

I need to buy it.

But I only have this.

No way.

I want to buy it for him.

I've got the answer.

They're hiring vampire doctors.

I'm the girl for the job.

Yay.

The doctor is in.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Excuse me.

Huh?

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