Mermaid Bit by a Vampire! *Extreme* Makeover for a Beautiful Mermaid

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1:23Eww! No mermaids allowed! What? No way! Yes way! It's a vampire-only zone. Ciao! Unbelievable! Walking with tails is tough. I'll go ask for help! A vampire? Hey! Want a donut? Woo! I know what's better than a donut! Fresh blood? No way! I'm allergic to fish! Seriously? I only bite vampire girls. Ciao! It's not fair! Everything about me screams mermaid! What am I gonna do? I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like him so much! What the... Did I sit on something? A vampire makeover checklist? This seems reasonable. I need pale skin!

2:23Mine's pretty scaly. Not giving vampire at all. Let's pick the right shade. This one! Gotta do a shade match first. Looks great to me! Now we get to my favorite part. Smash! Hiya! Woo! This is why you never see any stressed mermaids. All our frustrations go here. It's done! Time to put on our foundation. I'll just tilt my head back and let it snow. Then I'll wait for it to do its magic. Pale skin suits me well. Wow! Don't you think? Cheer up! New Maybelline Serum lipstick. Maybe it's not just lipstick. It's lush color with endless possibilities.

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4:24They need to be sharp. Speaking of sharp. These shells are perfect. All I gotta do is put them on. Do I look? I feel like it's giving walrus, whatever. What now? Oh! Oh, all shells too. I can't use this. Under here? Nope. I have no choice. Gotta dig through the trash. A snack. No, focus. You bit me. Oh! That hurt. These are pretty sharp teeth for a fish. They're my teeth now. Wow, they fit perfectly. Now we have the same smile. Oh!

5:25Thank you. Uh-oh. Now I need cool hair. I sure do. And I know. I'll dye my hair. Let's do it. Huh? It's empty. Yummy. I made a mess. I have an idea. I'll squeeze the color out of this tomato. Then I'll color my hair with it. This should be enough to color my hair. First I'll give it a mix. No reason, just vibes. Now let's dye it for real. Let's make this pink more vibrant. Wow, it's looking cool already. Oh, done. I love it. I feel like a vampire already. I'm coming for you soon, my love.

6:25Wait a minute. What a mess. Why didn't put it in the trash? Something's missing. Makeup. Let's go through my makeup box. What is this? It's not makeup. I'm due for a snack anyway. Dark chocolate. My favorite. Huh? It left a stain. What happens if I do this? It's on my skin. If it works on my hand, it will work on my eye. It's so pigmented. Wow, eyeshadow done. My lips are looking kind of pale. I know what to do. But this time we're doing it with flowers. I'll crush the color out of it. This is way easier than the hair dye. Wow, it's so red. Let's try it on.

7:27I'll just use my fingers. It's so pretty. Oh dear. It's giving Countess Dracula vibes. But first, let's finish this list. No tail. Did I read this right? If that's impossible. I know. I've got a manual for it somewhere. Got it. Ew. I'll make a potion for legs. It's a long list. But I can do it. Yay! Alright, let's start. First, I'll gather all the spooky ingredients. Then I'll put them all. Put together your summer wardrobe with Abercromy. First step, new down. Abercromy added new linen blend jeans to their lineup. They're really lightweight. And a comfortable cotton linen blend you need for summer. Their archive shirt is your next must-have. Cut it a 90s inspired oversized fit

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9:28Come on. I can feel it coming. Wow. I finally have feet. They're pretty hairy though. And it's itchy. I can walk. Ah! Ouch! That will take some getting used to. My legs are finally silky smooth. I'm ready. No way. My outfit is totally off topic. And the balloon doesn't help. I need to change. Makeup? I need outfits. Woo! But I can't wear these. It's not vampire core. Ugh. Why are there so many obstacles? This blanket looks like a cape. It works. Yes! I just have to style it.

10:29The cape was good, but it was too many evils. I'll give it a modern twist. All done. Let's clean it up a bit. I feel like Morticia Adams. Rawr! I'm okay. For the last step, I'm going to accessorize. Spooky. I'm ready. Wait. Now that I'm a vampire, I can turn into a bat. Whoa. Wrong animal. I said bat, not fish. Okay. I made it. Hey. Hello. Whoa. Nice. You think so? Want to go on a date? Sure. Wow. Huh? What? Wow. It's the new vampire cape 3000.

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