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Me

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On the sports hunt

All right

It's been long enough

It's been like two shows

Since we've talked about Eddie Trump

So

Relax

Adam will get a text from one friend saying

That he'd like to segment and hotel it to me

So we can encourage each other

It grows each time

But now I get when we play this song

Like I start getting the direct message

Of people going hell yeah

Yeah

You're gonna fall in love to love

That your truck's coming

Yeah, the five people that get it

But we are toucher and hearty

Don't worry about the rest of the people on the show

Adam, they don't have to like everything

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But who is Eddie Trump?

Well, he is

The master of metal

He has a two-hour afternoon show

On serious XM satellite radio

Where he plays no music

He just talks about

Old metal

Hessian metal

Hessian metal

What is Hessian?

Well, Dave Carney used to write for Big Brother

Just put out a pentagram guide

To the five Hessian haircuts

That are available

And the only reason there's five

Is so he could put a pentagram on it

And give you one

Because he said he contends there's only one real Hessian haircut

And that's the Jason newstead

Which he calls the primus

Where you shave the sides

And keep the top long

For maximum head banging

Capabilities

But he throws some others in there too

Including the Rob Howford

Balding Hessian haircut

Where you just have to give up

And not have long hair anymore

Well, Eddie Trunk

Was in South America

And if you're having a metal festival in South America

With guns and roses

And Leonard Skinnerd

And we're pivoting so I can tell you these things now

It's not enough

It's at a stadium

How are you going to communicate with the crowd

That speaks Portuguese

Will you put Eddie Trunk on stage?

So it's just

I don't know why you said this audio wasn't usable

Oh no no this is the segment

Don't worry

Adam and I decided to just go with it

And just play it anyway

But uh

So you're figuring

You're figuring English isn't your first language

You speak Portuguese

You know

My uh

The woman who comes

And cleans my home

Speaks Portuguese

She uses Google Translate

We communicate that way

But nonetheless

I would be just

I'm sure that as soon as she sees a guy

With a t-shirt and a button up

With

Unbutton that she would know

That it was Eddie Trunk

And that she was at a big event

Yeah, so we didn't put that audio up

Eddie Trunk put that audio up

That's what Eddie Trunk put up

But

You might say

I wasn't there

I wasn't in

San Paulo, Brazil

Like what do you want out of me

It already happened

What do you just dig it in

You just driving me nuts

Well, no

There's still a chance

There's still a chance to see the Trunkster

And where is that

Well,

Harding knows about these things

It's the monsters of rock crews

And it

Set sail in six days

There's time

What are you gonna do

So get

Just cash in your 401k

So

Black label society

Night Ranger

And the darkness are headlining

But there's a lot of other bands

And Adam and I are just gonna ask you

If you know the bands

And then you can just

For good measure say

Is there singers still around

Okay, all right

So it's like

It's like

One, two, three

Got it

Here we go

So you got Black label society

Night Ranger and the darkness

They're all playing

The next name on this list is this band

This

All right, that's tape

It's not good

I'll give you a hint

They have a song that you might have heard

That has lucidity in the title

Oh, a Queen's Brack

Yeah

Without Jeff tape

Who's not in the band anymore

Because he pulled the knife on his bandmates

There's two Queen's Rikes now

One with and one without Jeff tape

There might even be a third come to think

How can you have more than one Queen's Rike

Well, because one doesn't have the

The thing in

Above the Y and Queen's Rike

No

So it's not a noom lot

It's like

It's like I don't not sure if it might be a noom lot

I don't know what's highlighted here

Yeah, I think it's a noom lot

All right, well, whatever

Well, the next thing

That happens

After Queen's Rike is there's one other band

That is it's there next on the list

So you're you're at sea

You've been you've been around

I've been on the 90s crews. I know all about it

You're trying to create a vibe at sea

Sure

Right

Yeah

Like we're gonna all be on this boat together

I mean this boat

By chance is going

The trunkster, the darkness

Queen's Rike

This is just say on the Mississippi

It's going from St. Louis to East St. Louis

Now when it's a riverboat

Do you still get to call it a cruise?

Yeah, sure

If it's a paddle boat

But you know it's the wheel

The wheel of it

Is only powered by metal

It's actually it's eco-friendly

There's no steam

The steam is all the way

It's just the vibe of the scene

Is making this boat

Putter on

All right, who's this?

You're gonna get it

Cut, well, who is that

That's uh, that's a rat

Yeah, that's D-Martini's tone

Yeah, that's that's

We're

Guys, he's kidding around

Don't

He's going to email him

That we all know that's not

Robin Crosby or Warren D-Martini's tone

Don't worry

You say I'm gonna get this

I'm not gonna get this

He's being a goose

Now this cruise is leaving in six days

Not six days from 25 years ago

This is leaving in six days

No, I apologize, I knew when I said it

45 I caught myself, I know

This is not leaving

Now this now this would have been huge 45 years ago though

So is it 40 years ago or 45?

This is like help me determine who this is

To the 80s

Okay

In fact

Stephen Adler was friends with these guys

And you wouldn't think so

But they were

In fact, we were talking about one of the guys in this band

We weren't

Very rich

It's uh, that's uh, crew

It's Christian rock bumblebee striper

Oh to hell with the devil I was thinking shout at the devil

No, they're saying to hell with the devil

Stephen Adler was friends with one of the guys from striper and most have tapped out on a conversation

Were you talking about it on the air?

No, we were trying to get

We were learning that the singer of striper was local

We were thinking if we could get him in to help judge the songs for the for the for the thuppets

No, don't worry. You didn't miss a conversation and who Stephen Adler was and was not friends with

No, that's we plan that for Wednesday

Striper almost made it

Like I mean in terms of like a crossover metal band from you know, Christian rock to actual rock like they

They kind of did well. They saw how cool all the

Ghost and Goblin's metal bands were and they decided to counter it with their own positive message of Christian

Which makes that even lamer

But they got some people into it even though they weren't necessarily into the message

Yeah, they were hot. Yeah

You know they they did drugs and had sex even though they were a Christian band

Okay, so we've said black labels society. We said night ranger

The guy crows queens right striper symphony acts who I've never heard of is the next band. Who's the following band now

There's probably 20 bands after this now don't don't I'm sorry. We can't get into all of them, but so

There's say 20 bands after this band is listed. So this is a big one. All right

You get it on a boat

You're like we're going to East St. Louis. We're going to

We're going to every

Nicaragua we're going

We're going to a lot of good places here now is this one of the bands that's actually on the boat

Or is this just at a port of call where you get off the ship and they're performing there that's a good question because I don't know if it would

Create I think this is all in the boat heart because this is like leaving my am well some of these bands are too big

And they can't afford to be on board a ship or we was being sarcastic. They are bringing

They're going some of the people are getting off in Haiti because the conditions are better there than when they care where they currently live

But maybe on the boat

Well, listen less chance of getting disease

So better food

All right, so here we go. This is the next band. Gotcha

John you might know this okay now we're talking 50 years on this one. Okay

Oh

Now you're probably pitching a nude lady in a rated R moving in the 80s

Because that's what would be playing in the background if a if a movie didn't have the biggest budget in the world

But hey, this singer sound familiar to me

Oh

Their mascot was a robot

Oh, I might actually have this one summertime girls. Oh, it's wine tea. Yeah, you say summertime girls

You can tell that's hold there's some bright major chords in there and

Like major open chords on an electric guitar. Yeah, that's the Y and T sound

Okay, so Y and T plays

God helps symphony X who goes on after them because Y and T I have to boat just goes overboard afterwards in ecstasy

They call it the reverse Titanic

Titanic they were all bummed out because they were gonna you know, they hit the iceberg here. You hit an iceberg of metal and you

If you float off the boat

But the band listed after Y and T

Sure, they're guys that are dead in the band, but they can still play

Hmm

You are forced to do some plumbing work when you get off

Again, I don't like it. I don't know if the singer sounds familiar or if they just all sound vaguely similar

Sleep all day. That's right

Yeah, he didn't get a correct answer who is

Uh

warrant

Great white you could include Vinnie Opasy in that as well. Well, great white are playing. Okay

But we didn't pick them as one of the bands. That's slaughter

So glad I avoided 90% of this just ignored it

Didn't like it didn't get it. How'd you get laid?

I had the white snake cassette. That's all you needed

Okay

Well now that you've passed kindergarten

Can we get into the first grade and bring slaughter into it

How many more

70 you want 17 I want one more

Okay, give it what I can get so I feel good about myself

I'll give you one that you can get here we go

Oh

They were huge

No pun intended

They were huge are they fat now

They weren't fed they couldn't about fat that if all it will be too big a clue if I tell you who if what they look like now

Because you they're on the they're in the news in fairness in the news all the time

Well, this is a motley crew is the only one I can think they're playing monsters or rock crews

any guesses

Quite right no, it's killer dwarves

Of course

Of course killer dwarves this point. Yeah, thank you

And finally

You you might know them for their regular appearances on Howard Stern that's not a joke Jesus twins

No, no, that'd be if the Jesus twins were on the boat I'd go I'd go you only get one these days

Well, yeah, the one guy I think he killed himself, but you're sad by cop. Oh, yeah, that's

All right, so here we go. This is the the last one

Remember Winston couldn't get anyone to go on his show

So like he would just have people on and they would say anything. Yeah, this is a real band. Okay, Chicago

Erge overkill

You didn't know where he was gonna go with that when he goes I know that what goes up and you're like what?

He goes calms down and you're like, oh

Mr. Dylan. Thank you for joining us

You have woven a tapestry of language that has taken me into your soul

Thank you missed

Chip

All right, that's a I'm gonna guess right now that down just fine with ground

We said ground when you hit the ground and you know when he hit the ground

That's a triple rhyme and you talked all over it. Jesus Christ. When can I get a rhythm with this guy? It was not a triple rhyme

He didn't know you're gonna hit the ground

He thought you'd fly forever. You're on PCP

You know you was just a little girl

Yeah, yeah, you know this song before this no, okay, I've never heard this song in my life

No, I know that I know this band I I don't know necessarily in their songs off the top of my head

Chip is one of the guys their brothers

They are from not Nelson. They're from Chicago

A lot of times you can never get of this band

You can never get oh enough it's enough

Yeah

All right, I know you guys don't need this on an April

Day where it's crappy here when you could be out sale on the 7th sees

Going to quarter plotta and great stir up K

But uh if you would like to see dangerous toys crazy licks

spread eagle

Which is a ping pong band

It's more of a paddle sport than is a band. It's more of a performance art than it is a traditional concert

Right paradise kitty of course is going to be there to stone whiskey all of them

They'll be setting sail on April 12th out of Miami

Uh, they're only letting on it's not like madlibs coming up with these bandnaves paradise

You don't eat a passport because they realize it's too big a hassle

But and they're only letting on so many people that are without homes

But otherwise you only draw back as Eddie's show being in best of us for a week

I don't know how I feel about that. Oh, he can sometimes do it from the bowdad

Yeah, don't you think he can't? Oh, no, no, no

I don't know if serious would let him go off

I mean there I mean when you get that 10 figure deal I would assume that there are some

There are some he's got the upgraded internet package worked into his deal from the cruise people

He's not paying that firm. Yeah, for himself. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's enough guys that install it for a living they can they're on the boat

There's so many cell phone places that have no one to sell the phones, but nonetheless here we are

If you want to go to port to plata

Look no further than that boat

Or a great stir-up K

You want to go to great stir-up K?

The only thing that will get you there is the sweet sounds of slaughter

Imagine the net worth of that boat

God help the Nasdaq if that thing goes there's a lot of happens. There's a lot of pests

They're not being sprayed away this week

You want to talk about a group that will not be affected by AI

All right, very good. Well, you did terribly and John you didn't really really participate. I got wine tea come on

Yeah, yeah, it took a lot of hints in the robot thing which gave it away true. All right

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I got an email from Jim Louth yesterday

As we are here in the the morning of the the the championship at basketball game Monday

Jim Louth and he's right. He said I know you make fun of me for this

But this was actually created in your old stomping grounds. Yes for years. I've made fun of Jim Louth because he loves

One shining moment

He will stay up. He will record one shiny moment

He will watch it several times afterward to see if his favorite scenes and moments from the tournament actually make it into one shiny moment

When Dan Roach was here, he said basically the same thing. Yeah

Louth yesterday sent me a long form piece from Ryan McGee of ESPN talking about

The composition of one shining moment and the fact that it actually happened

In 1986 when a guy by the name of David Barrett was sitting at the varsity in which she was a bar in East Lansing

And watching basketball and he was a struggling musician and he started writing lyrics to something and he wasn't even watching college

Basketball he was watching the Celtics. He was watching Larry Bird probably

beat up on the pistons

1986 and

He he came up with this

This idea of creating a song centered around basketball in this one shiny moment

I said that's great Jim and I read two paragraphs of it and then let it go but

And he somehow proved to point to you by this

What do you think? I think he found it interesting and I did find it interesting enough to to peruse it for

What what I thought was an adequate amount of time that is struggling musicians remain struggling by creating a bad song

How is this guy now? I don't believe he was struggling

The more tennis drills are going off and

This guy was just like get the dentist one day and he's like there's a whole radio station that plays nothing but this

But now it's show

Bob Bronson's the morning show

This might be the first time I've ever heard this song

It's the first time I've heard this song up to here

I just know Jim Nance used to give I wonder if I an eagle is doing anything is horribly pretentious is giving away an article of his clothing

We should have asked him that we didn't ask no, we have asked him that have we yeah

Evaded the question because he didn't want to be disrespectful to Jim Nance. Okay. All I remember is the

Is the hullabaloo that was creative when they replaced that version the the the Luther version with Jennifer Hudson

That was probably about like 15 years ago and

Oh people did not like that. I must have PTSD because I it's ringing no bells

It must have been to a to had to yeah, it was too much for you. You've blocked it out

Yes, another email from Megan

To me and wallet yesterday. You're two worlds collided on a great documentary that aired yesterday

I saw this on the guide. I did not watch it about Ken Griffey, Jr. Photographing the masters last year

Well, what an idea for a film

Thank God that was shot produced and released. Yes

I didn't see this, but I remember it occurring. Yes. Hey, there's a guy that used to be famous taking pictures

Yeah, it's just like Randy Johnson and rock was about the struggle of him getting a credential as a black man

It's getting to Eddie Murphy the thing

See him fidget it's something else photographer 24 is the name of the document

What a fascinating how long is how long is this documentary eight hours

Yeah, it's which part

I'm thinking it's about 15 minutes. There's 15 minutes per step. He took on the course

What number did Dan Griffey Jr. Where job? What's what number did he wear 24? Okay, that's I figured that's why yes

I don't know I don't I'd my Twitter handles not Ken Griffey rules. It's 24. Yeah, Ken Griffey rules

I'm asking brilliant. I asked you before what are the Ken Griffey rules and why why did you be awesome and hit left-handed?

Oh, okay, good luck keeping that Twitter page when you leave and I know

So it was gonna squat on that some bitch immediately

Well, I mean they're gonna fight you for it. I mean they're gonna they're gonna want that

What

Well, I think that was necessary good morning hardy happy masters week for those who celebrate

This is for hardy. How does he feel about his beloved sport of golf turned into a sport of criminals?

Michelson with his gambling schemes tiger numerous moving violation

Scotty Sheffler somehow getting off for attempted murder after running over a police officer

Are you embarrassed by these actions of your once beloved athletes?

I feared for your safety at the live event Connecticut

But the likes of these criminals walking around and you weigh in on their criminal activity taking over the golf world on the sports hub golf club

Sincerely Paul implement. Will there be a true crime

episode of the golf club?

I could do one on Michelson. I've mentioned it at length before

He's something else that guy. Yeah, maybe you could find a sheriff of some small town or something that have on

As coherent as tiger appeared and some people were trying to defend him in the in the like the first

Bodycam video they came out

Do you see the ones that were leaked over the weekend of him sitting in the back of the cop car?

Unable to keep his eyes open. Yeah, yeah, you didn't let he didn't look so coherent in the well a lot of times

What will tire you out as being cuffed and put into the back of the car and realizing that you're being arrested

That a lot of times that will just knock you right out kind of let your guard down

Yeah, that's when you just finally can take a sigh and just

Really relax with your hands cuff behind your back in the back of a police car

That's when generally you would close your eyes sober

All right start drifting off to slumber

Those had to be the quickest eight hours of his life

Probably just put his head down and slept and then they went you're out

He's like what day is it and they're like eight hours is gone by

Anyway, no, let's get high. I mean board my private plane to Europe. Yeah, well not before I

The chew these pills. Uh, hello boys. Did you see the company TKO has pushed Pat McAfee into being in wrestle many has made event to boost ticket sales

Also, the CEO of TKO our Emmanuel has booked McAfee in the major projects

Including a four episode arc on Tulsa King alongside Silvestre Stallone

And a role as a US Marine drill instructor in the Netflix Netflix film The Mosquito Bowl

See, I'm glad I tapped out on Tulsa King after a few episodes

Because even if I were still watching it to hate watch it like I did with

The rest of yellow stone and I tried to with landman

But then it was behind a paywall and I don't think we have the paramount plus anymore

I I wouldn't make myself sit through Pat McAfee infused

Episodes at Tulsa King no matter how much I was enjoying a hate watching it

It was just such blatant capitalism and just trying to get eyes on it when a it was starring

Silvestre Stallone now

And also focusing on Tulsa

I knew I'm like, oh boy, why don't you just I mean you want to talk about just laying down and begging for people to watch

But the premise is

Uncharted territory

Imagine a mob guy from New York going to a different locale and still acting like a mob guy

That hasn't been done. Yeah, but this is we've never seen that before but this is cousin representative in court

And

Does he have a girlfriend that's way way way way too hot up for him that knows about cars exactly

This is from our friend bob. He says thanks for talking up the Billy Joel documentary a couple weeks ago

There's a two-part that Billy Joel documentary on HBO

Joel is one of those musicians that I don't go out of my way to listen to

But when he plays live I find myself being handed a ticket that I paid for and somehow

Mindlessly walking into the funway park. Oh, no, he didn't say that

That would be me. Joel is one of those musicians that be that would be everyone

Yeah, again Billy Joel is someone people feel obligated to see live

He has some kind of mind control device that gets people to

Buy tickets even though they don't really want to go and feel like they have to go

It's something that people that never go to concerts. It's it's the it's the concert equivalent of devil's tower in

Close encounters of the third kind. It's I don't know why I'm obsessed with this

I don't know why I have to go there

But there's a bunch of us who don't just showed up here explain yourself. I can't

Yeah, it's like but we're here. You gotta let us in having said that to documentary which friend

It's like everybody accounts receivable departments

Has to go and they got to have me that drinks for apple bees beforehand

But he says Joel is one of the musicians that I don't go out of my way to listen to

But one of his songs is on the radio. I don't change the station either in your words. He is fine

Which is the I think an app description of Billy Joel documentary is interesting

It unfortunately. It's two two and a half hour episode. No, it's good though

It's I think it's worthy of the two two and a half hour. I am now about an hour and a half from the finish line

Jesus John you've been working on this for like a month. I know five hours a lot for me to watch you watch

I would bet you you watch

six hours of TV a day

No, that's not true with sports with sports not six hours of TV

It's always after dinner nothing during the day. So it's you don't turn the TV on it all during the day

You get you get home and don't watch any of the boob tube

No, actually, I'm now working on different things like for instance the Billy Joel documentary. I'll watch

Well, that's 25 minutes and then go to sleep

But it's not an hour and a half two hours

Yeah, you got plenty of time to watch that thing. You got nothing going on

Let's be honest. Come on, John

It's on me

You're not even wasting at least an hour a day watching an old episode of NYPD blue

No, I've been watching I've been watching so much Roku NYPD blue. I am now seeing episodes again

Where are you now in the in the in the cycle who is simple. It's his partner at this point

It's Bobby Simone right now. Okay, those are the golden years. Yeah

Although I didn't give enough credit to how good the Caruso years were

But you're in a half we got of that the second Caruso year was iffy

But the three it was at four Bobby Simone years

Three or four sounds right and then then they had Rick Charotter come in and it was a mistake

But well the Bobby Simone were before Nina so it was known came in and made the thing very soulful

All right, we'll be back in just a moment

And we will take the ship to shore down in

Puerto Rcata, Puerto Plata, Puerto Plata

Where the metal crews will be docking where the metal crews will be docking so

Maybe don't leave the house that day if you live there. All right, we'll be back in just a moment

We know what you're thinking

Possibly have missed from the show

And time for the static on touch your and hearty

Hey, we are

Touch your and hearty all right hearty. What is left to be said just announced this morning

Mohican Sun celebrating their 25th anniversary so they're bringing in a band

To play two concerts inside the Mohican Sun arena

Thursday November 19th and Saturday November 21st

It will be a no repeat weekend of sorts. Does that ring a bell? A band that toured around doing no repeat weekends two shows

At major venues all across the world. Yeah, Alabama

And I was it is the Oak Ridge boys

So people were upset when they weren't there on the Elvira night because what else we hear for now that would be up

Oh see it see it live before you die

Uh, no, this would be the band known as Metallica

Thank you

Mohican Sun in November now. What amount of this is Metallica. Yeah. Oh, okay

What do you think of Metallica's getting paid for this gig considering they're at the sphere in Las Vegas shows that sold out immediately

Starting in October. They're doing a run of shows all throughout that month and into November

Taking a break from their sphere residency

Not due back there until January, but Mohican Sun is getting them for two shows a week after their first sphere run

Holy crap. I can't imagine the amount of money these guys are getting for the show

Probably at least a quarter of the

Ticket sale quarter of the gate. Yeah, they're not getting the piece of the bar though

I mean for a senator it didn't get a piece of the bar

No, but if they play their cards right, they'll get an area for merch table

Um might get some compter reduced fair rooms too down there

Hmm, so I but oh there are two on the bus thing

There are two-day packages that will be going on sale when all of this goes on sale

I believe on friday april 10th at 10 a.m.

Metallica. There you go

um

Cardi B recently saying that uh her grandmother's Alzheimer's

Uh when she was a child was explained away as

demonic possession and that's what she that's what she grew up believing because of her parents

She said uh

Turns out that was Alzheimer's all along. She said in a reason post

And she said it highlighted the bigger point about how older generations often explained mental health

That's what happened in my home

Whenever one of our elderly relatives started acting kooky

It was just explained away as demonic possession

And we were told things like Cardi B was don't go near her chair

Even when she's not sitting in it because she's been possessed by evil spirits at what point with the advent of

The internet and television and things does that get get out of your head. I mean this is not a small town and

You know the mountains of west virginia. This is you know you are now

Abled to access

Well other thinking people also. Let's let's let's not you know look past the fact that Cardi B is not in her six-deesh

She's 33 years old. So let's go back say 25 years. It is still the new century

And where did she grow up because couldn't you just like walk into any kind of religious place and go like hey

There my grandmother's possessed by demonic forces and usually the people would kind of talk it down

And they'd be like that's probably not true

Well, she was uh, she was born in a very small town of new york city and uh, you know

Yeah, you walk into St. Patrick's Cathedral something

I think that there's a good chance that they're probably

They'll tell you maybe maybe a little girl. Maybe your grandmother's not been

Doesn't have demonic forces applied you a temple or mosque anywhere

I believe that you would go in that they might they'd probably inform you in new york city that it was well with a Dominican father and a and a mother of all

You know just uh, you know different backgrounds uh, well

I watch public access television in New York as a child when I was down there

And I can tell you that there that message was being allowed in queer

After the guy from screw magazine was on

On the robin bird show

Once our goldstein was done with his screw magazine

Appearances on the robin bird show where they showed boobies

John knows about these the hell yes, I do

What a delight that was staying at your grandmother's board out of your mind everyone goes to sleep

And there it is, but that required cable. Yeah, which was not available at my grandparents houses

And if you're looking for the carny field guy to heshin haircuts of North America

There are five types

Type one is the classic. It is just long with a middle part. Yep type two is

Long with a middle part, but you have curly hair

Type three is the primus. That's also knows the date. Mistain. I believe uh, yes

The primus is just of course the Jason new stead cut when he shaved the sides. Okay, the hair bear

Is the type four, which is cc devil early poison days and type five is the non heshin heshin

Which is a guy like carry king from slayers just shaved his head because he gave up. Oh, it's bad

They're very rare, but the reason that there's five of them is because there's five points in a pentagram

And then also that he was annoying his wife Dave carny by going

That's a type three. That's a type three

And then she was going how could something be a type three if there's no other types

And he would go that's a type three heshin and then she would become infuriated that he was calling something a type three

Heshin haircut when there was no other types

And so he decided to fill in the blanks

So there you go. How we thank him for his work. Yes, any Norwegian

Hair metal band or like a satanic band all type one. Yeah, all middle parts long middle parts

Scary no curling no de Snyder

It's got a type two. All right. Yeah, that'll do it for us. Good pull. All right. Everyone have a great day. Bye