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My Principal SPIDER-MAN | Superhero Controls my SCHOOL
About this Episode
Your new PRINCIPAL is SPIDER-MAN! How would a SUPERHERO rule your SCHOOL? Would he put a NET on all the BAD STUDENTS? Watch all his TRICKS in our FUNNY video!
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Transcript
Today, we are up!
What's going on here?
Oh, Mr. Principal.
Principal.
Have a good day.
Okay.
Proceed!
Got something for you.
You forgot your lunch.
Thanks.
You're welcome, honey.
Just time.
Again.
But I don't ready.
I...
But for him, I cannot eat that much.
Is there?
Oh, my.
Oh.
I cannot see my rod.
It's clearly tonight.
Grocer's list.
But I need answers.
Hmm.
Oh.
Principal's office.
I must be here.
Oh.
Lasers?
Seriously?
Hmm.
Easy.
Oh.
Yeah, more.
It's okay.
That's how spiders do it.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
There's answers.
There you are.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
You're under arrest.
Huh?
Don't worry, sir.
She's with me.
Better be careful next time.
Huh?
It's time to show her a lesson.
Not that.
Whoa!
That's what I need.
Other.
Other.
Other.
Other.
Secret things.
Let's see.
Whoa.
Nope.
No.
No.
So cute.
No.
Huh?
And she's by our serum.
Huh?
That's what I need.
Huh?
You day at school?
Oh.
Huh?
It doesn't work?
Hmm.
Whoa.
Wow.
Huh?
It doesn't work!
Hmm.
Oh.
Wow!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I lost all my powers.
Oh.
Oh.
Is this my locker?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Let's try this.
Make them together.
Ugh.
What is she doing?
Ugh.
Oh.
Be patient.
Just add a couple of drops more.
She can get on it.
It's a story, everything.
Easy.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Holy smokes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Ha.
Oh.
Bravo.
It's a stamp.
Great.
Honey.
What a book.
Easy.
Busy.
Biology done.
Huh.
What do I have for lunch?
Hey.
Hello.
Hello, sweetie.
I have a gift for you.
Oh.
Spider-series.
Wow.
Cool.
It's for me.
A pearl.
Oh my god.
I'm a god.
I'm a god.
I'm a god.
I'm a god.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Huh.
What?
Ugh.
I hate it when this happens.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Huh.
Come on, beauty.
Wow.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Biscuits.
Ugh.
Oh, man.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Where am I?
Ugh.
Hey.
Who are you?
Ugh.
You should be in the class.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
And let me have a one class.
How much candy is in the jar?
I think I'm in the role class.
Uh.
Hundreds of bears.
Mohmed has prohibits.
Hmmm.
Whoa.
Ugh.
I got to get out of here.
Oh.
Whoa.
Where are you, boy?
I've heard it's good for your skin, see ya!
Catch him!
Those guards!
I need to get out of here!
UGH!
UGH!
RIVY!
What happened?
You look like a superhero when I hate superhero.
Well, I don't like, uh, shapes.
You know, I mean shapes in general.
See you never!
This school is so weird.
You are going to detention!
What was that?
Detention?
What?
Hello!
Get anyone to hear me?
Anyone?
That's super heroes.
Let me go!
Let me go!
UGH!
Hey you!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
Come and get me!
What?
Here!
Uh-huh!
Where is he?
But where did he go?
We lost him.
Why did he?
Yes, sir.
They're looking for me now.
Oh, hey!
Uh-huh.
How to blend in?
Uh-huh.
See you guys!
Hopefully fits.
It's a bit stiff.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What?
Uh-huh.
Biscuits.
Let's take another one.
Hmm?
Hey, where are my clothes?
Man, the water's ready.
Where are my clothes?
Cool.
This one fits me.
Whoa!
Excuse me.
Here you go.
Okay, say cheese.
Okay, man.
You need to smile.
Nice picture.
Thanks.
Those guys are naked.
Where?
How?
Smile, guys.
Cold dress room.
Wait.
What?
Yeah.
Is this guy?
Him?
Hey!
Him!
Him!
I got him!
Yeah!
Hey!
Oh my goodness!
Last but not least.
Uh-huh.
Spotless.
Oh!
We've got him!
I haven't saved you today!
Get out of here!
Uh-huh.
Bye, you!
Sector Clear.
I should keep a low profile.
That's my ID.
I look better than that.
Let me check your jacket.
There's nothing to see there.
I swear.
Just let me see it.
I told you, there's nothing.
And it's a bit cold.
What was that?
Huh?
No, saving it all the way.
Where is he?
Yeah, you are.
Wait.
Huh?
Have you seen my clothes?
I'm staring at God.
I know, right?
Biscuits, I was so close.
At least food is nice here.
Oh, good.
Bye!
I've got to get out of here.
That's more like it.
Stop this madness!
Is it him again?
Hopefully, I'm not late for class.
What's that for?
So, glass.
Get ready with your ingredients.
Here's the secret recipe for our cook.
But I never cook myself.
Ow!
Hey!
What's wrong with it?
Too much?
Project failed.
Mom, I made you up.
Well, I think it's time for baking.
I think these are the right measurements.
It wasn't bad for the first time.
Huh?
Biscuits!
I need a stronger mix.
Is that enough?
It's strong like me.
Hope you like them.
I made them with love.
Well...
I'm a target war!
Let's go!
Hold it, bro!
I'm sweating!
It's so slippery!
That's it!
That's steady enough.
Come on, let's just pour it in there.
See you, glass!
What do you have this time?
Get ready for a test.
Put it in the prepare!
What are you looking at?
What are you doing there?
Fine, you got me.
I'm knitting a scarf for you.
Love it. Come with me.
Oh, you like it. Where are we going?
What is this?
Date mode activated.
You like it?
So, it's a date day, huh?
Whoa!
Fancy.
Come here.
Your date is over!
Get ready to be eliminated!
Thanks for saving me!
Everybody leaves me.
I need to tell everything to the new principal.
She's a very bad student and very annoying.
And I'm talking about her.
Let me see.
Hey, mom!
Hello, daughter!
Daughter!
Huh?
Yeah.
I hope she will have mercy on me.
Did he call me?
Yes, coming.
I want to ask you what are these two situations?
Hi!
I love you, Lexi.
And so bad upon any of my bad kids.
No love notes.
Lexi!
Now candy that's cold!
Detention!
It's not what it looks like.
To eat my daughter like royalty or else!
That will be trouble.
Okay.
Good job.
But I'm watching it.
Wait a minute.
I can't do it better.
How much better?
Sorry.
Horrible!
Next!
Next!
Oh!
Wow!
Enjoy!
Thank you!
Adore sushi!
Wow!
Save for me.
Don't hold the line!
Next!
Ah!
What are you doing?
No, no, no. Look at the rules. Let's see. Let me check the length of your skirt.
Hmm, too short.
Let's add some details.
You can go.
You cannot go.
But that's unfair.
Let me go.
Wait, miss. I will check for safety.
Principal's daughter said.
That's strange.
Hmm, I knew it.
Everything's clear.
She's coming here.
Oh, thank you.
That was so good.
Who will go to the desk?
Lexi will go to the desk.
Okay.
Well, Lexi, show me the west.
Okay, I'll try.
Fix it.
Well done, Lexi.
But I...
A plus.
Go back to your seat.
Wow!
Wow!
Want to go to the prom with me?
Let's go.
I wish that was me.
Who did that?
Wow!
Who did that?
Hey, Lexi.
Want to go to the prom with me?
I think...
Wait.
What?
Yeah!
This is too much.
Oh, wait, wait!
Take it.
I said stop!
Hey!
Lexi, why are you so happy?
I'm so happy.
I know.
It's hard to be popular.
Hmm.
Kids, let's read the new principle.
She's a really bad student.
And she doesn't listen at all.
Very annoying.
And I'm talking about her.
Hi, dad.
Daughter.
No!
I have no doubt.
Attention, everybody.
My name is Chris.
I'm a new principle.
I'm the power here.
What the hell?
Huh?
Huh?
Hmm.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hey, it's my mark.
Oh, wow.
Get busy.
Want to go on a date?
No.
Have you lost your mind?
I'm a principle.
Huh?
Okay.
Do you touch?
Huh?
What's going on?
Welcome aboard.
So, you have only two options.
You either think you're forever.
Or you become my assistant.
Okay.
Huh?
Now you work for me.
You mean with you?
I mean, for me.
When it's up great this place.
Much better.
It's time for big changes.
Come on.
Big changes, man.
Please don't move.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hurry.
Uh-uh.
Um.
No.
No.
No.
Mom, take a day off.
What?
Why?
Give it again.
Are you serious?
It's better to do it myself.
I'll show you a real art.
And Jai.
Holy.
One, one.
What?
Hello.
My people.
Now we have to go get set of water.
Everywhere.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Double UC.
Little scamps.
That's weird.
Everything is ready.
Please sign here.
Gear contract.
Credit card.
Of course.
Um.
Figure it out, please.
Where are we going to find this money?
Take it easy.
Rest loose.
You lose.
No, if I'm playing with you.
Get busy.
Huh?
You said he's here.
You're coughing a horrible ass.
That's a hell of a related.
Get the Ashley Sand clearly to the principal on display.
Kids, we have a class.
Huh?
What?
Mm-hmm.
You lose.
Crystal.
Hey, Dutch.
I don't need any opponents.
Whitter.
Action.
Who will have the nearest goal uniform?
Who's got a weirdo?
Those who are not got to wear it.
Go to the station.
Not so bad.
You principal.
Good luck.
Yeah.
By the way, it's strictly affects all your marks.
Check it out.
Yeah.
Wow.
Cool.
Let's go.
Holy junk food.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh.
Guys, back.
Everybody back.
Oh, he's right, so please.
Sorry about him.
Come on, come on.
Oh.
I'm rock.
Hmm.
The break is over.
Oh, really?
Don't you dare to do that.
So, hi, children.
Hello, Mrs. Wallace.
Hello, Mrs. Wallace.
Today, our topic is, yes, triangles.
Uh-huh.
Goodbye, Mrs. Wallace.
Disgrace.
Oh, me.
Day two.
I'm gonna do that.
Pretty clear, huh?
What was that?
I'm going to the principal now.
Hmm.
Huh?
It's unbelievable.
Five minutes?
Seriously?
What do you think this material is so fast?
Hmm.
Now you're a teacher and you're a student.
That's how you tackle problems.
The problem is solved.
No.
Huh?
Down below for the class.
That's ridiculous.
Now, the real knowledge.
This is simple table.
This is omit.
This is Lucy.
Huh?
What?
And this is Bobchip.
Understand.
What a nonsense.
Huh?
You're so grateful.
Huh?
Ah.
Yeah!
I have an allergy.
Lucy, are you the one with my hand?
The kids back.
Hello, white people.
Zero?
No rules anymore.
Yeah!
Why did you do that?
No rules anymore.
Oh, yeah!
Woo!
Hey!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I am cool.
Huh?
Freedom?
Huh?
Seriously, cool.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
What are we done?
Pick up the phone, please, Dad.
Come here, please.
I'm totally screwed up.
Okay, Chris.
I'm coming.
Dad isn't a game again.
Taxi!
Oh.
Chris is school.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
What the...
Chris!
Dad!
Dad, help me please.
You're the best principal!
Really?
It's okay, Chris.
But...
Clean up everything!
Being principal is not my thing.
Yeah.
You finally got it.
Are we good?
Anyway, it was fun.
Oh.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
