[No Laughter Version] I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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I just read in the news

that 20 Pakistani tankers spayed past their end.

I don't blame them.

They were just trying to get out of home was way.

If the Easter Bunny's favorite sport is basketball,

what's Jesus' favorite sport?

La Crosse.

I saw a sign up in my local clairvoyant.

It said clothes due to unforeseen circumstances.

Caveman discovers weed.

Caveman discovers fire.

Stone Age begins.

What is a gastroenterologist's favorite movie?

I know what you had for dinner last night.

They said I was crazy to go swimming in the river while in Paris.

But actually I was insane.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Who is in charge of vending and cafeterias for the rebel alliance?

Admiral Snackbar.

What kind of whiskey does a bunny drink?

Hop scotch.

My wife said I could be an idiot sometimes.

I think it is pretty cool of her to give me permission.

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split.

A guy walks into a bar with a nude on his shoulder.

The bartender says interesting pet.

What's his name?

Tiny, the guy says.

Why tiny, the bartender asks.

Because he's my nude.

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Does anyone know if Hawaii allows for very loud laughing?

Or is it just a low-hot?

An uneventful man was away on a trip when he broke the only pencil he had.

Still nothing to write home about.

My chiropractor told me I have bad posture and I'm always slouching.

I told him I disagree.

That's just my standpoint.

I'm not very strong on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

Those are my weekdays.

What happens if you forget to pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did Nalians come to earth?

They turned around at Uranus because of the smell.

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