OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Queefs of the Stone Age

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Yo, yo, here we go Friday

20th of February and yesterday

Bryson Mel

Hello, get a mate

Great to have Mel not often on the podcast

Well, I'm usually recording my show

Which I still am, but I've just

Popped in here for a few minutes

Lovely lovely to have you

Much in creatures well

Yeah, Malz has a prolapse ass hole

Yeah, you guys a red sock

Yeah, you know there's a category

For that on the naughty websites

What for real for prolapse assholes

Yeah, yeah, it's a thing

How do I know that?

Klok to the website

Yeah, every corner I've seen

Yeah, love it, ass don't you

Now, but I've seen this is why Mel's

I know I know we know

I'm already starting to think about the title of this one

Hey, Mitch, what was that good news

That you shared with me just before?

Oh, we got a message

Someone was very happy with creatures

Podcast intro titles

It was at creatures muscles

What have been from creatures burner account?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Mel fantastic

Kate and Jing

Mel today looks like all of the spice girls

She doesn't have one specific one

She's every spice girl

Put a great outfit today

Thank you, there's sort of like these sporty pants

My chunky sneakers I've done my hair with

They call them, they actually

They call them slut strips

I think it was

They call them slut strips

Of course you have it

Are they banks?

They call them no banks

We're not a teenager, these used to be slut strips

Where you get the two at the front

I don't know why they were called that

I actually don't

Actually, I've seen that hair done a little bit lately

Yeah, it was very like Britney Spears

Oh, yeah

They're like front ponytails

Yeah, could you almost grab them from the front

And sort of act like you're riding a horse

Like, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah

And I decide, like the, yah, yah, yah, yah

Bro, do you know this?

The bit that goes around the horses mouth

The reins, yeah, grab the reins

Yah, yah, yah, this is not the slut strips

No, I wouldn't have thought so

No, I wouldn't have thought so

I wouldn't have thought so

I mean, I mean

Don't mind a hair pull

But not myself

Who's your favourite, um, who's far out?

Who's your favourite, um, Sposkel?

Now, I used to love poshby

Yeah, so did I

She used to love, she was a little bit more mysterious

She didn't give too much away

And then she got her great boobies done

Yeah, she didn't get them done then, didn't she?

Yeah, yeah, she did

Yeah, I just used to like, I mean, I liked all of them to a certain extent

But I think she really was the one, I loved her outfits

Yeah, always used to wear miniscoots, love the legs

All right

Have I said too much?

I loved her leather, you don't really like outfits

Yeah, when we were in the desert, eh, that video

Yeah, you remember it, yeah

Yeah, dude, black leather

It was your favourite

Right, so it's probably

I loved that video

Well, we didn't have the internet

The 1997

No

Oh, 1996, whatever that was

And that song was a video that stands out in my memory

And then also, Mariah Carey's honey

Oh, yeah

Stand out as a massive memory

The one that has mace and stuff in the video

Yeah

And she's in like the gold, tiny, skirt and then a gold bikini

Yeah

I remember that clearly

Yeah, that was standard

Who's my favourite?

Yeah, your favourite spy skill

I had stages

Definitely loved posh at one point

Yeah

Loved baby

I knew you were a loved baby

Yeah, yeah

Also, has a place for all of them

Ginger

Ginger was your favourite

Well, not at the start, Mel

But then I watched this documentary with Robbie Williams

And he was going out with the one

Well, that's right, they were together, right?

And he's had all this footage of her

Her and him together

And she's in a bikini on this boat

And she has got, I had no idea

She's got a banging body

Quick, someone else

Someone else sniped that part

And she looks

Now, look, still looks amazing now

Yeah, she worked on that body, she

Yeah

Because, of course, she's with thermal ex-formulonga, of course, you see

Yeah, hornet

I say ex-formulonga

I say ex-formulonga, he got dumped from Red Bull, but now he's back in another team

She sees with him, and she's on that drive to survive a lot

They were all bloody hot

I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Still looking good

Yeah, yeah

And he just said not spore

Mel over spiced, none of them

Which one was your favourite?

Maybe Mitch was more atomic-kitten

I don't get either of those references

Seven

You don't know the atomic-kitten

I don't think I know

Sugar cubes, babes, sugar babes, sugar

Sugar

Sugar cube

He's probably right guys

when we born 2001 so what do you like more Hannah Montana?

who were hot who were hot who were baddies when you were growing up in terms of pop artists

it's a good question

Katy Perry was probably going on like um the one in the California girls

and also the one where she's with a tiger in the war

yeah yeah yeah

I used to like that because Tyson would be like I love this song let's watch the video again I'll be like

okay

great video if we might he wants to roar

you may be Ariana Grande as well

I feel like 20 teams was a big year for Czech pop stars but I can't really think of you

I'm googling them now

yeah see mine just sprung straight away

but I also think that's because we were pre internet

a big thing wasn't it?

do we decimal system to find your favourite book

what were your favourites great?

well I actually was I was just a wee fella when the spice girls were around

yeah some people like

Asian spices I like an all spice

I liked all five of them I'll take the lot

you know Harry Potter anything from the trolley

so yeah so spice girls I liked all five

I think I think I'll ask you apart from the spice girls

I couldn't have been fucking clear

I said don't worry about them

then you proceeded to fucking knowledge and all

were there

sorry about that

we're out of time

we got a secret sound

we got a few secret sounds we get into if creatures don't talking about spices

I tell you what one of these sounds

that is who I really like

I don't know what that means

you really find out

what's the aim of this game

Mitch are we trying to work out who the artist is

or what you're trying to guess what you're listening to

I've got three of them

here's your first one

great

no it's not great it's not anyone

at work then we work with

is this woman

stuck somewhere is that why she's crying out screaming out

no is it like a wife

a husband calling competition

contestant

yeah because that's what they sound like

that is what they sound like

but that is actually a man stubbing his toe on a cross trainer

that is fantastic

that is because man they hurt

we need to play that

yeah we need to play that on Monday that's fantastic

number two

what's this

horse

it's crach

horse fat

hippo

hippo doing a shit

not a hippo doing a shit

like a big elephant doing nothing like that

that was my delivery

is it like

something bizarre like a crocodile farting on the water or something

no it's an octopus sliding into a hole

but quay fish

yes

what I've been listening to if I ever go blind

and a need of a bit of relief

for it sliding into a hole

and he went off to push in the hole

this week he was in a

have crachers in a band he'd be in quays of the story

oh yeah

last one here

oh jeez that's a good one

one more time

is that something from a horror

like a trailer for like

yeah

anyway

is there a bunch of geese

no I thought it kind of sounded like mal when anything bad happens to you guys

very good

but that's actually a door stop

that's a door being opened and shutting

and hitting a door stop on the way through

you know those little springy ones

yeah

oh

essentially the noise of us little yeah gotcha

yeah that second one can you play that

because I actually think that's the sound

that roach makes when he ejaculates

sounds staggered

yeah

oh

actually actually

if you wouldn't mind just putting that on loop for me

it molzes pro-lapsed us all coming out

hang on started again

the noise that goes on in matches

brain will be asking a question

um

yes

I love this game

oh yeah

holy heck

how you ever good weekend everybody travel safe you're going to cross church

yeah

yeah

different topic cranking to my usual set

thanks for coming along with me

ointment

but

i think

i do

i don't know

just because of how many

how many people will message

i've got going what the fuck is that happening

but we just don't address it like it's on purpose

because

we can't hear it and then people be like

I don't know what you're talking about, and then do it again in the following break.

A real sucks Aima.

Yeah, yeah.

I feel like, and then, because then it's a real, a real, if you know, you know,

you're just sort of the potty in your inn on it.

Yeah.

For the, for the, for the nine of you that are listening to us,

it's one of the great, if you know us.

I'll boost, I'll boost it to 12 with it with a good time.

Don't worry guys.

Good luck with title, title in this one, Creech.

I can queast off the stone age, it's pretty good.

Oh, yeah.

It's done.

Yeah.

See you mate.

Queast off the bone age.

No, it was a good win.

Right, we had it.

Yeah, it was a win.

I'll follow them.

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