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Today on the radio show 2mins - D's too big!
- 6mins - Morning Rumble Ice Creams
- 11mins - Rog's Lump
- 15mins - Rog's Lump 2.0
- 20mins - Sam Healey On The Show
- 26mins - Man With Something In His Head?
- 28mins - What's In Your Head
- 32mins - Blade vs Face
- 35mins - KFC One Question Quiz
- 38mins - Father's Day Sunday
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This is a podcast from Rover The morning rumble catch up podcast It is morning rumble one past six morning to you sorry through technical issues just leading it to Newton sport But I'm gonna be talking about mate. It's been smooth there Why you remind so come like that? So I was just looking at the screen blankly girl. Yeah, something you'll happen Don't know it It's a little bit late first day Good morning to you morning. Good morning. How are we? Very well. Thank you. Mel. Good morning. Mate. How's it going? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good. So a couple of hours of the show then into the rock 2000 down and we're at one seven eight seven into day three things of train staff That is of course just after eight huge yesterday
Some massive songs. Do you was enjoyable to listen to Bryson Owen here? Of course we play our countdown then listen to you Malik we don't go anywhere me and watch you The Titanic That's that's me and roach for the whole day throughout the count That is just and you'll crank up the songs that you like Roger the ones down. I don't appreciate some of the themes that happen in mine as well Stupid girl by garbage yesterday. You like deliberately in my my show We're reading to my into that. I don't know it's deliberate. Yep, and if you had What some some of the others? Cold-hunt bitch that every year that one pulled into my show as well Nothing I just said she's a bitch Have you had she's a but you wait that will absolutely play with me I can guarantee you I would have a psycho we
Any who love you sweet. I hope you're enjoying the countdown so far Back after right now Mal we had a around the world story another D story yesterday about these that were too big miles and this time another D issue Oh man is going on with the world yesterday It was all about paying a lot of money to get your D to what you where you where you want it to be Yeah, this one is like don't do it yourself. The Morning Rumble podcast It'll even work in the evening Moles yesterday some D news and we're talking about these that were too big Shmortemouth morning everybody how are you now can I say you know imagine you knew to the show to the station We welcome you all in surely the only station in the world who has a dedicated segment to the downstairs department Or be it after six yeah Yeah, yeah, some of the mara about out there to the stories yesterday
We had the problem and men paying thousands of pounds. Yeah, so well over 10,000 New Zealand dollars Yeah, I've going and getting filler put in their D filler that we would expect to be on say mostly women Some men and their lips and their cheeks Yeah, yeah, that's one and then that going home and then finally partner say no no it's too big now Go you got a handle got to have that conversation beforehand. Yeah putting too much gas Yeah, yeah, so that's no good, but we had to I ran for the story We do and I ran so far away, but I ran as is really just giving us an absolute gem here of a man Well, they got a bit going on at the man. Yeah, there's a lot there's a lot of the sky what the sky is tried to glue a straight Of her moves these really He's really oh man And I ran He has glued his D shot now. This is unfortunate because he had a leaky bladder I see and so it was like I'm sick of the leaky bladder Because you're telling us obvious you've had the same issue I've got it checked out by a neurologist what do they call you?
Dr. You're not supposed to a possible but it's the trouble actually wasn't it was a double trouble Yeah, that was nippy and everything and I unfortunately I had the one with Mickey Mouse in the front That's really cute, droopy They say native them you're wearing them for fun Haha What you want to do Yeah, yeah, sorry So you stupid GLO The Jackson. He thought that would fix it. Yeah. So he went to hospital, he ended up on the operating table, and had a 10 cm rod shaped solid block
removed from his D. Urologists first tried Sistoscape, considered a small camera down the Urethra. So if you've ever had any problems when he lived in Hamilton, when you needed the straight rod, you know how sensitive that is? The umbrella. Yeah. That was terrible. And you can use solvents to like assortone to get rid of glue, but you can't dissolve it when it's down the day. It's too sensitive. It's too late. So they... They see us, they put an elbow grease. But anyway, they managed to get rid of it. They made a decision in the head of the day, and flushed the area with saline for 15 minutes to loosen the glue, the actual hard block, and removed it in one piece using force to do. He's okay. He's okay. Not often do we have one of these stories where he's okay. Yeah. Well, that's good. They're usually in very nasty mouth, so there you go. Great stuff. Good ending. Also, Roger. Yes. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for leading us. Let us get to know you a little bit better for the listener,
who's known you for so long. Yeah, well, we don't know everything about you. Oh, that are where men's nappies are sometimes. Yeah. And plus, you can... You're asshole structures. The Morning Rumble podcast. A mystical match with powers divine. Buckle up, proceeds. He'll blow your mind. Yes, I'll produce a merge. You can see into the future. Hi. Hi. Good morning, James. Morning, mate. One of these before the countdown starts. No, you mentioned before ice cream. Why are you looking at ice cream and what flavors would be? The New Zealand's top ice cream has been named. Guess what it was. Ah, okay, okay. Got it, got it, come drop. Vanilla. Oh, that's why you made that. Vanilla. Vanilla. Kidding. Yeah. I'm a fan of it. Vanilla is good. That's where you get with a national government. Vanilla bean. Vanilla. No, you're in French Vanilla. No, yes. Vanilla. I'm French, I'm sorry, that's not picking on. Yeah, I mean, you can't go wrong with Vanilla, but it's not exciting, but anyway.
But that's the winner. That's the winner. But I have been rubbing on my crystal bowls. Yeah. And I've seen what ice creams each of the Morning Rumble would be. Yeah. So if you knew to this show, the segment never goes well for anyone. It's a monster. It is essentially just an opportunity for much to attack your characteristics. And he's about to. And we're going to start with miles. Yeah. We don't want to be last. Miles. Miles, if you were an ice cream, you would be specifically Lewis Road, Cramer E, Boone Butter, and Caramel Swirl. Elite. Elite. That sounds tasty. Does the Arbrede taste? How much is that only like $18,000? Or probably. The ice cream's name suggests an ear of sophistication. Yeah. Where as our Miles is just the softest in the nation. That is a very, very long boat race. But it's very good. Are you calling him a soft boy? Yes. I am. I am. Soft too, if he could have been as well, actually. But both this ice cream and Miles are overpriced and unnecessary.
Boone Butter is also how Miles can be described in the summertime. This is a solid tip. Bryce. Yeah, yeah. If you were an ice cream, the ice cream you would be is the vanilla tub. You know those tubs you get vanilla ice cream, the tip top. You said it. Are they like a little single soup? Yeah, they're like single soup tubs. Oh, yeah. Specifically the tub. Because just like Bryce, it can't be like everyone else. It's like you're supposed to do it a bit differently. Please look at me. I'm going to read Bryce, you need a vanilla tub. You need to be like Bryce. Always with a stick in your hand. Stir it away. Both are simple white and haven't changed since the 90s. It's rich from you. I was around the 90s. The 100mins vanilla tub is 10% milk fat just like Bryce.
I'd give myself 20. And freezer. Also, Bryce is like tip top because there's no here on his tip top. He's always good at it. He's always good at it. He's free time. No, he's nasty. He's nasty stuff. Mal, if you were an ice cream, you'd be goody, goody gum drops. Yeah. Both are popular with children but no sensible grown adult would pick them. That was brilliant. That was so good. That was nasty. That was brilliant. Both male and goody, goody gum drops have some large lumps added in for funsies. And no one really knows what flavor the actual ice cream and goody, goody gum drops is. Just like no one knows what's going on in male's brain. This has been savage and I'm like, you are last. Oh, that's a lot of knowledge. It's Mal's point out who he is. Yeah, he's a good sign. But extra time spent rubbing on my crystal balls and rogers here turns out he's not an ice cream at all.
He's bread pudding. What's bread pudding? Bread pudding. Bread pudding like rogers is old as the American civil war. It's served as medicine to sick soldiers. Bread pudding like rogers popular with the elderly. This old-fashioned dessert is made up of stale bread and milk, reflecting the extremes of rogers palate. And finally, bread pudding often features raisins or dates, which describes rogers' eyes going from normal to surprised. That's savage effect. That's the code. Six, three. And then the morning ruffle. Nasty. They're saying it's best yet, Mr. McMurts. Seven. Looking into the future. There's no need to replay that. Yeah, yeah. Miles, you just had a D story around the world as you do all about the downstairs department.
And I did share, well, it was shared by you, Bryce, that I don't, but you said I wear means nappings, which is not true. I'm okay. Okay. And then it could be in around the world D story. I hope you like it about you. Yeah, something to share with you guys next. You can tell us something about your downstairs. I am next. The Morning Rumble podcast. No flair, and even less here. You'll get it here. And Miles, you've had two around the world. Are these stories, if you don't know, if you're new, all about the D, the downstairs department? Yes, I have. You had two in a row like you said today. I had expensive filler. Yes. I could have actually been on and around the world D story because I two weeks ago found a lump in my testicles. Oh, that's serious. That's serious. Yes, yeah. And I know Dr. John has always been in here when he was in on Monday saying if there's any lumps, don't ignore them, just check them. If there's any difference in your body. Exactly right, Bryce. So any changes go, give them check, check them.
This lump, I haven't felt this lump before and it felt about the size of the pay. And I know Dr. John has always said there's probably going to be lumps in your scrote. But I didn't ignore it. I thought that hasn't been here before. I haven't felt that before. And so when to the doctor, he felt it instantly felt it. Like it didn't take him long. Why don't now you didn't wear pants to the doctor. You should post it like in the waiting room. Yeah, nice and bright. Yeah, I've forgot that. But I just was very keen to see someone about it. Yeah. So Doc feels it. So he felt it straight away. Oh, yeah. How long was that thing there? And I was like, what do you mean? He instantly said there was no sort of waiting. He said, get a scan as soon as you can. Like today if you can. You don't want to hear that. And where do you need to go for that? So you can't do it at the doctor's. No, Sally not at the doctor's so radiology. So book a scan and had to wait like another three or four or five days for that. And did you wear pants there?
No. Yeah, there's a long time. Yeah, there's a long time to wait. It's been the last sort of two weeks. So a long time to wait finally when I'm and so yeah, she's, you know, it's like when you're pregnant and they put all the gel on. But instead of a stomach on years, scrotum, you're testicle. So she is very thorough on every little very thorough. Very vulnerable. Very vulnerable. And it's quite nice. Yeah. And you see all sorts of assists which can be quite normal. So you've got to be able to do it. But it can be quite normal. But you see because yeah, yeah, this is the lump. But it's, you go, it's your right. You can be popping champagne because it's nothing serious at all. It's pretty common. It was like, when I've never really heard of it. But epiditamous with a mild increase in ethogin and this is it. So what are they, what are they, what do they do with it? They just leave it brice. Yeah. So basically, it's like, no, no, that's like a large one. It might not go away. But it's not going to get bigger. Like an old dock rope.
Like it like it like it like pie ships up down. It's a big old big old heavy rope. Well, yeah, that's fine. It's like a like a like a like a edamame. Yeah. Down through. That tasty though. Did you take that, did you take the gel home as well? Quite like that. Oh, there's sort of what I've been going through for the last two weeks. It's just relief. I'm happy that nothing is down there downstairs department. But I knew for getting a check. Yeah, but yeah, but you males, we can come back because you've had something similar, haven't you? Yeah, yeah, but I wore pants. The Morning Rumble podcast. The kind of podcast you know, you're lawns too. John Bodgervy did mention Desmond Child yesterday on the show, guys who had written, dude looks like a lady, Eric Smith. And gokled Desmond Child, he was a singer but a very famous songwriter. Also help write that song as well. And he was trying to, him and Richie Sambora were trying to convince John to actually record it or go through it. Because he hated it. John hated the song. How many times is that going to come up in this countdown?
There's two things that are really common themes. One is that some of the biggest songs ever have taken 10 minutes to write. Yes, yes. And the other is singers of bands not furiously not wanting that song on the album. Hating it. And it's so often the biggest. Or it wasn't a single release. It was just a banger from an album. Yeah, yeah, I know. And everyone's like, no, it's your biggest song. That's not. Interesting facts on the way throughout the next three and a half weeks for our 2000 countdown. So you just told, so I had this lump if you have just joined us in my testicles. And I guess this can be pretty common, it can happen. What I didn't actually tell you guys before I just remembered, I told some of my doctors that are there any history with desticular cancer in your family. And sadly like, well over 20 years ago, 25 years ago, I had a cousin who died of testicular cancer. He was the same age as me. So he was about 20 when he got. And it was a result of. Jesus. So he was 20 years.
So Samo just made then. And so I said, well, yeah, I did have a cousin, but that was a long, long, long time ago. And then he said, oh, and then he looked even more concerned. But long story short, it's like it's, it's, they call it, um, an ETI, sorry, I'm going to get it right. If he did them all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's the actual test. Yeah. And uh, scrotum. Yes. So there's, obviously, there's, uh, there are differences between where the testicles scrotum around a zeta protected, because you don't want to get hit in the nuts at stings, it hurts. But in everyday life, your scrotum zeta protect your, your testes, your actual testes. Can I just say terrible placement. It's in the worst place vulnerable part of your body and it just sits out in the front. It's like we're the cow bumper
And when it needs to like you push a button or you do something in your brain and Out of comes but if you put in the coach is sitting down on it. It's a protective layer No, no, there's some sort of like think of like a kangaroo Joey pocket is there some sort of Puck pocket or postman for it when it needs to come out and come Like a keenness Pops in and out. The fact that it sits there so vulnerable is just a massive massive Design for right there. Well, what happened to your smells? Well mine actually had Basically big lumps grow and grow and grow and I thought it was just old man balls Yeah, I thought as the old year get they get bigger and like you ears keep growing you nose keep growing And I thought your balls keep growing but it wasn't and I got them checked out one day Because I think Bryce had been looking at my my crotch got to give that context Bryce had been staring at them That wasn't enough She's they look big it was very noticeable wasn't it? Yeah, it was very did you know? I don't know this a yeah
They were an isle I couldn't help they ruined they ruined photos But I wore I wore skinny jeans as well. I was sitting back one day and you go geez look the size of your nuts Yeah, I was happening and so what happened so I went and got them checked and when I went into the GP He got me because I wore pants. Yeah, he got me to take them out and he went oh That's how big are we talking? I'm so excited like yeah average probably like twice size twice the size of a golf ball That's the way he's way they're big they're really big and he was like you need to go and get them like Roger Yeah, go and get them scan got them scan They sent me off to any urologist and he said we're gonna have to don't worry They're not that they look benign Yeah, but what they are is very common these are these fluid lumps inside your balls that can grow And though you do need them taken out because they will keep growing growing growing until it's like really uncomfortable So I went and when I got them done they look magnificent now
That's a month. Yeah, I honestly they look so good. Yeah, but what they what they do is they take them out It's all good, but I forgot them to they didn't tell you to do this But when I woke up everything was shaved and I've asked him before I Would have asked you to give you that round down before some they would have mal Yeah, no, they didn't because I would have done it But some poor nurse had to like shave me little and he knows nurse I want to be a doctor. They're not paper Gotta be in the garden Could have been reception I've got only made it I was on a tremmies I had they they what they do is they stick in just quickly They stick in two basic Drainage containers. They just sit on your on your balls for two weeks as it leaks in and I was like this is a hectic operation But they look great now Yeah, that's quite that last bit was a bit much We're gonna go from Moses balls to the warriors
Sam he Lee from the warriors they playing this weekend. He joins us next The warriors they beat the night's last weekend Forty six points to 52 He wasn't that game is playing this weekend as well. They play manly see Eagles 5 p.m. Pick up Sam healey good morning mate. How are you? Morning guys. I'm good. Thanks. Thanks. Have me on. Thanks for talking to us so early. Who made you do this so early? Yeah, sorry. Yeah. I'm just on my way to training. I got a big day of training. So yeah, gotta gotta get it done early Hey nice. Do you does the week change much? You know If all the fans get so excited as a warriors fan and nation we get so excited
But especially this time of the year where we are on the table. Oh, yeah Or the things for you guys just stay exactly the same you do things like you have all year. Yeah, I think I always keep a business as usual Been like up for Since the start of the season. So there's no sort of need to change it now. So It's been working. So we'll just keep it under there. Hey, Sam It's it's miles here. Congrats on starting as well You you've been so good when you've been coming off the bench with the interchange What changes for you? Getting that start on the nine jersey with Wade been rested Few more minutes Test for fitness. See I'll go there, but um No, it's just about to all my role and Just getting the big boys going forward and Much of the same was what I do off the bench, but I've just got a bit more time to To express myself over the longer time that I'm out there Sam Healey with us from the warrior's gonna be another sold out game this coming weekend What does the crowd bring to you? You know your performance? Sam must be unreal running on to a full go media stadium every weekend You're at home. Yeah, it's unreal mate
All the boys sort of get a massive buzz out of um playing at home because Um how how invested the crowd is and how big the crowd is and um, yeah We love playing it mounts Martin with all our own fans there. It's unreal. Um on the weekends Obviously great when night we talked about before, but um a particular thing that I think we Will really enjoyed seeing uh jet get us first game right um, but the one of the radis parts was Watching on the TV and you could see it from the crowd's point of view too was every time they shot to the crowd having uh Ivan and Nathan and the rest of the family there and watching them Really encapsulate that family first, you know like here's this team that the second by one point two on the table You could be playing them later in the season and then they are cheering and clapping you guys as a team because it's family first I thought that was so cool to watch what happened after the game with the family did they come into the sheds all that sort of stuff Yeah, they were in the sheds and um yeah, they were there for the song and everything which was Um really cool experience for The jet might have been a little bit awkward, but will they sing the song?
You got Nathan and Ivan banging on the drum I don't think they were singing it, but they were there for it Um, yeah, now obviously they're really proud of jet and um, we wrote really well, so um, yeah Obviously parents and Uh, brothers and sisters first, so yeah probably really cool for them Sam it's Mal here now also this weekend is father's day and I understand that your dad Mitch is a bit of a leg legend Anything special planned for him or are I imagine getting a win this weekend would be the ultimate gift? Um, yeah, geez, I um, you forgot it was I think you're a one-of-a-one either Is he gonna be at the game or watching of course? Yo, so No, I think he's he's back home, so um, yeah, I'm gonna have to give him a buzz Definitely call him yeah, get the win get the win. Can you can you remind me later in the week? Absolutely Sam, I mean the top eight set uh It's kind of that awkward situation where
Excuse me you need to score points, but you don't want to score you don't want to focus So you want to get the win yeah, and a panther's only one point behind you're under parental They've got the tigers the last game of the round What's the focus here as you go into the game against a sea eagle see eagles who are out of the eight and don't have a chance to make in the the postseason I think it's just about playing out sort of brand of footy and Results like that'll take care of themselves. I think yeah We've guaranteed a home semi so it's not um, absolutely vital that Um, yeah, we win by my sixth score. I think it's just good that we put out Best football and if I think if we do that we pay ourselves for the weekend We can definitely get them on a premier ship, so we're not we're not really thinking about that Yeah, just looking to put out best football gone in the finals Same Haley and just before you go, mate. Is it you it's bryce? Is it you who are ticks for tickets and stuff? Well, I've got about a million people Hey, we text you to remind you it's father's day. Put us up the list
Yeah, yeah You're going to second down On behalf of all of the nation make all the best for this weekend and for whatever else comes after it bro It's been a great season. We've been loving watching. Oh well. Go well. All right sweet. Thanks guys. Thanks. I'll be From the warriors playing man. We set it a 5 p.m. Go media stadium Sam Haley The morning rumble podcast or as melts calls it pointless He just Sydney a man was something in his head. Have a listen It was just before midnight at this home in forestville on Sydney's north shore when birthday celebrations began to sour A group of teenagers had arrived and things escalated out of control It all ended very brutally with Liam Knight left lying on the ground just over here And a two and a half meter long steel pole exactly like this one piercing straight through his skull It was incredible. He survived the initial impact But keeping him alive was now the medical emergency. So he's laying prone to face down on the the grass
And this pole of over two and a half meters long is extending from roughly around the right temporal region there And resting against the fence at sort of a 45 degree angle or such and you could feel on the left side Where it had broken the skull But if things weren't bad enough He didn't know there was no way Liam could fit into the ambulance with that steel pole sticking out of his head It would have to be cut off that job was given to fire and rescue new South Wales Tristan Khan did the cutting with Josh holiday pouring water on the steel bar to minimize the damage hot steel with do to Liam's brain Within an hour of the triple-o call Liam arrived at Sydney's Royal North Shore hospital and at that point I was just a guest with the master. This is created After approximately one hour the moment had come to extract the bar any movement either way could be catastrophic Okay, it's coming easily Gary looking down us and there we go
He had taken that when you pulled it out was there some relief. Yeah, I think I think everyone's side to be relief done more than me By blood pressure dropped and my heart rate dropped which is good Liam's stood up stayed remarkably the same. He was rock solid through it What it's wow Actually like those steel Give us an idea that's And yeah What it'd be removed What a fantasy way in there we're talking steel. Oh, yes, you had that story What you got Maybe Andrew was the host of the MC of the Anyway, who was the guy you worked with because I he was all right. He was I'll price KC okay, I never heard of it. Morning rumble podcast two meter plus pole steel pole in his head in a skull yikes
And they got it out, which is amazing. So what's in your head At the moment maybe you Won't be surprised guys Heaps of text away. Yeah, let's go to Christchurch first talk. Get a mate out here Morning rumble. How are we? Very good. So good. What's been in your head? So it wasn't really what was in my head. It was all my head back in primary school when I was five or six Used to have the net bull poles and stuff that used to slide in the holes in the courts. Yes. Yes Yeah, so I was playing thrown a tennis ball round with my mates and a little girl was swinging around and round on one of those And she had any mustard lifted it up and it fell straight under my head. Oh And what sort of damage are we talking Todd? Crack my skull Straight down the middle And yeah, I don't really remember a lot for a 2448 out period after that good. It was pretty gnarly Wow, okay, so what mass surgery and all of that sort of stuff with a cracked skull
Is a kid yeah, I just went in just went in and had a surgery the doctors. We can't really do much back This is probably 35 years ago. So it was just lots of pain meds and Banages I said the head Yeah, did your head just cut open or was your actual skull crack? Yeah, no just the actual skull was cracked The skull was cracked To tell me asked what was in the hands of the Hector story, but it doesn't fulfill the brief. I'm sorry Todd Oh What's your story? The one asking for the stories to like you obviously is affected your judgment get them told yeah, oh What didn't you do didn't you just see your To the text we go Got it there to me told man got a claw hammer stuck in the back of his head twice in a month
Shopping of a claw hammer when I was five helping dad drive nails in that's from Alec I have a small people stuck in my head after roof surfing and the driver slamming on the brakes It healed over so they just left it in there that was 16 years ago. That's from just who would have thought Roof surfing could go bad Don't do that I was at when I was young I was wrestling on my trampoline This is coming quite a few times right different scenarios, but always the same result I was wrestling on a trampoline with my childhood friend and they had to get my front tooth removed out of his forehead That's a absolute classic story at a gig bris same sort of thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's in gig my mate Yeah, I got it ended up with a tooth in his head didn't realize the delay to when it popped out like a zit And that guy's tooth that's really been embedded that deep so yeah can happen. Yeah My son Marlow when he was five wanted to grow his own apple trees So put apple seeds in his ears
We had to go to A&E Starship to put be put to sleep to get them removed Wow, what a Marlow You little cute dumb dumb you know it yeah Ruben your four year old dude Oh, well granddad his granddad my dad pannered some broccoli So he could grow his own broccoli right and long story short Ruben My four year old became impatient the other day, and I looked outside and he just pulled the broccoli out Like just so it's only like been in there two weeks There's like where is it looking out? I was like well it hasn't hasn't grown mate And see but there's some on the fridge about you that's the stuff we bought mate Anywho Now we need to ring this one. Okay, this is Nick all right because he said he's being struck by lightning on the head And has had a concrete wall collapse on him So give him a Wretch from radio face Gav get a mate good morning. How are we team?
Was your dad what happened? So we were building a or he was building a house on top of a concrete block Abluctions at a campground and the owner Took got an angle grinder and took the guard off it so he could put an oversized blade on the Angle grinder to catch some concrete During the process of cutting he hit the reinforcing and the blade shattered and kind of carved up his face a bit About a year later after the injury and it all sort of this face it settled down But we were camping up the counter on a valley and he was sitting in the In the boarding house their plane with his face and he popped a bit of the blade It was about the size of the 50th piece out of his out of his cheek Like that tooth story Stay in their lives story It's like a pimple 50th piece though He knew something was in there but um didn't know what was going on He thought a might have been scar tissue because it did a pretty good job on him Yeah, of course. Now a good story gal Amazing mate just
That was good. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks mate. Awesome. Beanbag polystyrene balls says a text in my ears five year old because my best friend was stuck in them in my ears at Matt time I had to suck them out And mum said WTF It's just so dumb. Another text I had a workmate that had a cockroach inside his head What? Because cockroaches right when you sleep They they come out at night obviously. Well, they come out at day two But at night they come looking for moisture. Yeah, so if you sleep with your mouth open I'll go into the corner of your mouth and start And start suppin on your saliva But then that's what I do ity conditions is And now I'll also go into your earholes I said it irrational fear in that generation of quicksand and earwigs getting in your mouth Hey, what's an earwigs such a thing Those are all things that look like a lovely number you hear You see when you like Christ Christ of this world Oh
Put a smut up my nose Talking of throwbacks when I was younger to go get a and e get it removed at burnt light hell Didn't you put a roll up on you? I've done a little uh mixed berry one I would say the needs but I remember it kindergarten there were two boys having an argument over a little uh little sanford spade Yeah, one of the boys smacked the other one with it and got stuck in his head Blood everywhere. I remember just all of us other kids crying And morning rumble gas here was the last person at the end of a chain of people on a water slide Feat in the back. I got tail whipped Bash right here on the slide got knocked out for a few seconds and for years after that I used to get a zitty re six months in the spot my head They hit the slide And we used to squeeze fiberglass out of the zip Do you reckon that's why it's called gas yeah The morning rumble we work with Jay and Dunc those not for radio guys were the way bigger podcast
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Yeah, well loose to him but you know I've done a lot of recreational running But for last year I've been like now just didn't want to go in and out of phase of it Haven't done it for you Yeah, but my little eight-year-old Tyson is I got across country. Oh Coming up tomorrow. He's actually a good little runner. He's got us mums Athletic ability not his dad's and he's a good little runner and so he just wants to practice And you want to do those things and be present and all that and he's been going on with me for like all He's like come for a run with me dad sure You don't want to run I don't know one of it all but sometimes you got to do those things Went for run about Boy 200 minutes. I was like oh yeah Like 200 meters long Every every every You know how how Everything's bulging Some are some was part of it. It's my story Yeah, no you mean
She said like the Michelin man Falling down hill Crazy now what a sight Okay, so you're gonna be shot That much you look like a swimmer Shouldn't say that you said that she said that to me and I've just said it out She said you were sitting here out talking to the upper All right now tell me how long was this run supposed to be? Well, I'm actually A couple of K because that sort of the way yeah, that's not the rest of the across country Anyway, so I was just a new during our I was gonna be in pain and pain and pain and price And sort of during it I went we're going sort of shut up now Um, I rolled me angle and so me ankle am a thioh is this you try to keep up with them. Yes Go fast and he wants to have a strategy getting away fast. Okay, I'm finishing fast Okay, and so it's look it hasn't worked and I was just thinking with Father's Day coming up. I didn't know I'd be
Attacked right now to tie to Tyson come back and get you Yeah, he did Tottas in the head Run a whole year and then come back and see if I was okay. Yeah, I was just still plotting along Dad fails though this morning when you've been trying to impress the kids Are you trying to do stuff at their level that you used to be able to do and then you can't and I might have been your dad that did it I might have been you as a dad of course. Yeah, that's when I Popped my shoulder on the water slide. I was trying to impress the kids us. They were all He's hooning down this water slide and I was like I can do better than them and that's what I'm mass of running Massive jump and landed on my shoulder pop the shoulder out and I was just like probably wasn't a massive jump Now we saw the video it wasn't this recently Is this not not even the recent one? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm meeting that one. Oh, yeah, so I was I was Rover music radio podcasts
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