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And this man Dr. Ed Zimmerman has some great news about people with they think of small days

Not me, but

Over the last decade we've seen big small one thin thick short big head little head

Various proportions within without various amounts of foreskin

I think the range of normal is really quite large and that's reassuring to many guys as well and showing them what a

Resting 3.61 inches around normal birth and normal length of

Class of four inches or so right really is his reassuring to most guys because we have been sold by the media

The need to all be six inches around and six to eight inches long and that's really

Several standard deviations out of the norm

I was on a zoom with

And sounds like a documentary that people have small days watch

Are you zoomed up? Yeah, I had a consultation. Do they have to zoom in?

He really pinched in

Say saying a little a little is normal. Yeah, apparently

Sounds great, isn't it is a great news guys

Yeah, he's saying it doesn't matter if it's like four inches or you know three or four inches, you know, I don't know

Always go down exaggerating

It's it's it's completely it's completely normal

Oh, that is that is that is that is fine

It does the job

It's fine, it's fine how much is he charging for a consultation?

You don't need one

Just take that advice. No, he's doing it because I I showed him Rogers. What's it sweet?

What do they make of that is make dove

Yeah

And he said there's no hype

Well great story great news for a lot of us and you listening as well

But

He calls himself the dick doc

Ah good stuff miles. Well, we're going to we're going to come back to a creatures corner a creatures corner

Here in a wall. Hey, what's it?

Morning. Yeah, look I've been eating some sausage

You know to stay on the topic of deep

The sausage

I'll see you in a second. I just needed a quick yep next

That's a simple yes, what if it's some ice it's coming up next all I need

Creatures corner. Oh, I create good morning. How are you mate? So good. So good

Well, actually, you know what a little bit uh peed off with this state of this office sometimes

And they're unwillingness to be open to eating such delicious food. You ate rank food

You're part of the problem

You had muscles yesterday

Yeah, and you were eating them handing them round you were going to eat them in front of everybody

That's how did you get out into the pavilion the outdoor area you work

But you look then they're nice. They're in like a nice pickle juice. Yeah chili vinegar

Nicely brined really to eat and I agree with water on the office cheering them around to play good stuff people like great

You're so weird. No one wants to eat muscles

A bit of a situation being sure there was horrified

A bit of bitty boy had one

Did you produce your own the drive show?

Yeah, it looks like me one

It all drew respect to bitty boy. He looks rank

Be name me excuse me excuse me

I'd take a fence today because people think people he looks like me

Are you there for saying I look rank your bitty boy skin tag

Right looking thumbs

Shut up roach sorry

Shut up mouth you look like you look like a muscle

Well, yeah, so I was eating muscles and people like creatures so weird and gross

And I was like when you know what you guys this time last year I was living in Finland

Yeah, I was eating out the gate food

Yes, that's the thing. What were you eating in Finland?

I worked at a restaurant where we served beer pizza

Beer like

You had brown beer

Brown beer

Yeah, you met up to people I was I'd recommend this feature into beer pizza

They were like wouldn't that get soggy

And I was like no, our beer

So yeah, you can park beer

And you said be amazing

Yeah, so you like beer

Yeah, I like beer

Rain deer was the most common thing

Yeah, yeah, we're a sick and cousin twice removed

They keep root off in a safe place

No, I don't know you already

But the other reindeer we eat it's quite common

Moose was nice. Yeah, moose tartar

My mouth is a big fan of the most knuckles

Yeah, I'll say roast that moose knuckle

Long slide, baby

The race is the night though

Norway, I went up to drove up to Norway

And tried a bit of whale

Wow

That's nice

That's nice

That's nice

That's nice

That's not good

Yeah, I do that

Well, you know, the way I see it, I always try to try anything once

And hell was what?

No, I think it was out of season

So I think I might have been frozen

It was a little bit lean

It was a little bit chewy

Oh, that's

But hey, I honored its life, you know

I didn't want it to die for no reason

So yeah, I don't

Between you and much less like watching SeaWorld

Watching Bing came to see it

Do tricks because it looks main

Yeah, no, I think eating whales is terrible

I think you know

I like to do backflips

And I was ready to

I think watching them in a tiny pool is terrible

But I think

You got moralized by Mitch

You make sure you do it no good

Whenever you want them doing backflips

And the other ones to eat them

Yeah, they're worse

Well, what are you going to get more joy out of

The neck and whale are a soothing one

But what are you going to get more sustenance from

You know

I'm going to survive

I'll turn them off, right?

Spread them back around

Look amazing

Amazing stuff

But that's terrible eating whale

It's awful

But great for this

I ain't under rock though

Yeah

Free 520

Where the worst thing you've eaten

You would eat

One of you Roger

I'm not leading into a joke here

But like

What have you eaten?

In Australia like

Crocodile

Or kangaroo

Yes

You can get that on a pizza

Different countries have different setups

Yes, a crocodile meat

Yes, snake meat

Yeah, kangaroo

All on

I remember having a pizza with some of that on it

So

And you go overseas

You know

You order something

Who knows what it really is

So what have you really eaten?

You don't know, do you?

My brother

You honestly

You just went to Europe

It's just

It's an Irish style

That's not that exotic

It's set of burger

You had my

It's doing on schedule

It needs to be brought up

It's still one of my first favorite moments

We're in Rotterdam

Japan

Japan

One of the most

One of the most beautiful cultures

So we're in the Tokyo

So different

The furthest

Unreal

In Japan

Tokyo is amazing

And the only photo I saw Roger put up

Was some

Absolutely pumped

We need found himself

And his shorts and jandals

Outside of

Irish pub in the middle of Tokyo

Oh

Lucky found a mecca

That was me

I could not have gotten there quicker

Oh, at least a safe island

Look how we had a burger

It's still going to be when I live it with the Japanese swore

You've got

Don't drink

You'll have a kareggy burger thing, mate

And a say

Why not?

Ween and Rome

I want to see that too

Anyway, I want to see that

We digress

Hey, let's get Tony on, hi, Tony

Hey, good day boys, how are you?

Sorry, mate

Look, Craig, she's eating beer

So we reckons, why all what about yourself?

Where does thing

Ginni pig

We was there

Yeah

Kuzco and Peru

Okay, so you knew what they knew you were eating it?

Well, we had seen earlier that it's a delicacy

And we went to a restaurant

I mean, why not?

And they brought out this whole Ginni pig

wearing a little knitted beanie

And we dug in

What's with the beanie?

Wow

Kuzco

Was it an outfit?

All these deep fried

Yeah, fully deep fried

wearing a little knitted beanie

And it wasn't great

Looking yet, it was the best part

It did not taste good at all

Instagram

Very, very, very thin

Sin and salty

Yeah

Oh, see

Now, Tony, do you see the running around in the wild, do you?

And then you go, I want that one

I want that

Well

We did go to a place that had a big pile of them like

And the cages, and I said to my mate, that's the menu

No, my hold

Did you

Now grow up

This is control

Yeah

No, everyone's got your little basic palette

But they're like, it's a little

A little

You can't get a little from right

I know, I wouldn't stand for that

So where's the person to tell me this?

Tony

Overall, though, Peru

Out of 10

Great part

Oh, 10

It's amazing

Yeah, amazing

Yeah, that's good

Did you eat the coca leaves as you climbed up the hill?

The cocaine leaves?

No, we didn't

What a liar

Well, you didn't need to, you just eaten the guinea pig?

Yeah, right

No, good stuff

Good on you, bro, great

Thanks, Tony, thanks, Tony

Well, good, who are you going to eat?

Thank you, Venka Mel

No, I'm not

No, I'm not

Don't tell me what to do

So, yeah, these are great

But about the sound check

For back to the beginning

Which we will play at next

Because all these texts are coming through miles

Speaking of Aussie, who like bat and a dove

But they head off a dove, of course

He put a few more things in his mouth

But they can't get into

Where does the thing you've eaten?

Because producer Creech

If you have just joined us

He's eaten beer

And he did confuse

Whale

Whale as well

Unreal

Jeff just text in

So, he's eaten goose liver toad

Jellyfish all in China

Oh, yeah

Goat testicles

Tasted like Mac is chicken nugget

Scissor test

I don't know about that

I don't know about that

Jellyfish in a Chinese restaurant in Sydney

Flavorless semi-dehydrated jelly to sauce

So, that's like a good cook, right?

Gelatin looking

Yeah

Miles might be able to verify

But I remember one day during cricket commentary

Mark Richardson City 8 Dolphin in the Western DCs bread

Brad, you are correct

No, he's not

So, apparently Mark went out there on his jet ski

And spared the dolphin

Dragged into shore

8 lips liver on the beach

And is there a protective species?

How do you know that now?

I don't know

Is this former black cat, Mark Richardson?

Yeah, Mark Richardson

He's a dolphin

Spider

And real

Now people trust him with their money

It's unbelievable

He's gone away

He's gone away so much

If he was listening to it right now, he wouldn't be

Listening to a tape of himself

Or asking

I could see him laughing manically at this

Yeah, he loved this, wouldn't he?

Yeah, well he did, he killed it

Chocolate covered scorpions is another text

Oh, awesome

Yeah, did that in Thailand, they have all the markets

With all of the different chocolate covered or fried

Insects

And foods, and you just get amongst and eat it

It's pretty common

Sean reckons he's eating sheep's tongue with cheese sauce

And Blair says, ping-wong egg in the Forkland Islands

Very fishy flavour

Bergwai was actually clear and jelly-like

And the yolk was bright orange

Is that delicacy in some culture though, Eddie?

Those really old eggs

They kept them for so long time

They used to be unlike

Fairfactor in Suffolk

Fairfactor was ahead of its time

Man, what they made people do

Fairfactor and jackass at the same time

She wouldn't know how good we had it

Those, some of the things they had to eat

In fact, there was one thing they did

And that got them taken off here

And that was that we actually cropped

Well, I can't even say that

No, no, no, I know what you're talking about

It's that bad, I can't even say it

But Fairfactor made contestants drink something

Yeah, right

And the producers went, no, you've gone too far

And that was at the end of the show

And then remarkably we tried it

Yeah, that's so

Is that it?

Well fair enough too

Let's come back

We have been talking worse thing

You've eaten, weirdest thing you've eaten

And produce a merch

We're going to get to this interview

With Jack Osborne and Billy Corgan

Real soon

That's just stopped on me for some reason

But produce a merch

Morning to you mate

Morning

Yes

Just quickly, you found the list we talked Fairfactor before

We're talking the weirdest worst thing you've ever eaten

What they made contestants eat on Fairfactor

A piece of cow eyeball

Oh no, maggots, rotten squid, bug sushi

Oh

Pulse rectum

The texture

Great, one for Roger, blended rat

Oh no

They did not say it was a whole rat

Did but cooked

Blended into a smoothie-like drink

How could fair not give you disease

Surely you'd die

Pulse rectum and then

Something from a donkey

Yeah, we won't get into that

But yeah, they got them taken off here after that

Yeah

Should we wreck this chat up now?

Obviously fair is not a factor for you

I feel like you'd go well on Fairfactor

Yeah, I would love it

I would give it a roll on them

Every time you turn up at breakfast here

It is Fairfactor everyone around here

Yeah, or it's rectum, which is the normal food date

In fact, you could probably

It'd be interesting to

Patrydush what's in your moustache

It's a storage unit

It's not a moustache

It's alive

It's alive

One of the great twists

It's not a moustache

We were talking about it and you were like

I don't have a moustache

Oh, I believe

Oh, Mel has absolutely hated this one

I hate it

This morning

I'm so disturbed

I've got to say I think we've had a ripper

Never, never, never

Never, never, never

Yeah, we are, sorry

Producer Much has found this great interview

Speaking of Aussie Osborne before

His son Jack Osborne

Interviewed by

Billy Corgan

Here's a series called Magnificent Others

It's a great job of getting great answers and great bits

And yes, obviously

Billy was long time friends

And foes of Sharon

Always loved Aussie

But had his falling out like a lot of people did

And so known them for years and years

And years the family was a part of that final day as well

So here they are you talking about back to the beginning

You know, there's an interesting

There was always an interesting dynamic between

You know, my dad and Tony

And I'm not revealing anything that people don't know

Is it a big brother really?

Yeah, it was

And during soundcheck the day before

You know, my dad got really

You know, he was soundchecking

So he wasn't going to do a

He wasn't going to go out there with his A-game on

He was just making sure everything

And worked and ran through the set

And Tony said like, hey, you're singing flat

And my dad was that what happened

Yeah, I was watching

Yeah, my dad was, he got really pissed off

He was upset and

You know, and my mom was like, oh, you know, God's

It's a good thing because

Out of the 40 whatever

Thousand people at that stadium

The only person in that stadium

That could ever say to my dad, hey

Do better

Was Tony

And I think everyone needs someone like that

And although Tony and my dad's

Relationship over the years

Had its times of being contentious

And you know, but there was, it was family

There were brothers, Giza, Bill

Like they are

You know, anyone could ever ask

You know, they've done life together

And I actually, as I look back on it

I'm like, no, I think that

That was okay to say because

They knew it was the last time

And it was like, hey, get out there

And everyone needs to like

Give it

Isn't it amazing to talking about Tony and my A-game

Of course, I don't need those people in our lives

It's great isn't it? So there's Aussie

Probably really battling

And Tony's going on, he's singing flatmate

You sound better

And the problem is, Tony could do that with Aussie

Yeah, Rod, you just go around doing it

But we don't even know

And that's what he said

I've never seen it

Just at the lights

See that here it works

See better

That is a great bit though

That really is great stuff indeed

Like Mal said before too, Rod

Thanks Australia

Oh, once again, the lucky country

Each price

We are at a beach

I don't know if she's an influencer or not actually

And there doesn't matter

But she has done a setup her camera

On the old tripod

And then filming whatever you're up to

People love filming whatever they're doing

They seem to, yeah

I've seen some horrific setups at the Jerms lately

Oh!

Finds on tripods

And the way of where you walk

Some sort of shoot

So I mean, you're just doing

You're just trying to get to the car phrase machine

Yeah

I'm just trying to add more weight

Anyway, people film themselves

They'll say they film herself

And she'd gone for a swim

So she tried it into the water and left her hotel there

Now what she found out and what happened was

That she was coming out of the water

She noticed a guy had an old man

Had come to wards

And where her towel and tripod was

You know, it's someone?

That's not yours

He gets there and just starts drying his tutsis

I know towel

Yeah

I know tutsis, she comes out of the water

And so he has to go

And then says, oh, is that yours

Of course it's ours

And he says, I just

Just dried me feet with your towel

Sorry

He's buddy, sorry, not sorry

Sorry, sorry

Now I'm going to problem with it

Really?

Well, she's going to dry her feet and stuff with it anyway

Might as dry face with it

Yeah, and other bits as well

It's just a towel

Yeah, I don't have any problem with it

I'll probably use my towel, Roch

Yeah, well I embrace, I mean, I'll bleed

You mind around the odorant

And stuff with sheer stuff on it

I mean, I don't really care

Can you tell me all that personal stuff about that

About what's gone wrong with your downside

Where is she?

Where is she?

There's a lot of stuff

We don't need to talk about that

But are you thinking we had around the room on this price?

Yeah

I mean, we can't have already had

I mean, it's just a towel for God's sake

What's your issue with some guy drying his feet on your towel?

I mean, what about his toe jam

And all the things that could be on his feet

Well, he's been in the water, he's cleaned it out

He's wrinkly feet as well

No, I have a massive issue with that

He's got no place to put his rank, wrinkly disgusting

Tutses on that

I'm doing the towel

He was

Just a towel like nothing up

Like too many eggs

It's just, it goes from around the room

Just a back and forth across the room

I've got too many eggs smell

Just a mess, just a mess

No, it's not his towel

It's gross behaviour

How would you go there, Miles?

What's your problem with that stuff?

No, why is that the face?

No, it's a towel thing

I hate towels

I hate touching towels, I'm the dryer

Sorry!

Yeah, it's a phobia of towels

Yeah, it's like I can't touch

I made my kids carry my towels in the beach

So tell them to walk us through your towel

You're such a soft boy

A white?

You know how these terms like big boy

We like a real sweet sort of weak kind of man.

I thought I was bad, but that's neat.

Don't point at me.

What is he at?

Soft boy.

Soft boy.

I heard it around the office.

How's your peppermint, T?

It's got a bit of green in there, A.

It's really good for you.

So talk us through your telphobia for those who don't know.

Can't touch them out of the dry.

You know, and they're like clean and crunchy, yes.

It's the crunchy like that.

Oh, can't get them out.

No, I can't get them out.

He's tongs.

I made a match.

I heard about it.

I heard about it.

I heard about it.

You're out of your tongs.

Working hard.

Oh, there's so many great workers out there.

And you hear this.

Dribble.

Soft boy.

Of a soft boy.

Yeah.

Doesn't like getting towels out of the dry.

It's summer mate.

It's summer mate.

What are they in the dry forest?

Oh, because then they're even extra crunchy.

That's a lesser of two evils.

What is your dry?

The air dry towel.

Like it's basically like cornflute.

Oh, my God.

What is your wife Emma make of your phobia?

She hates it.

She hates me.

She's over it.

Thanks, guys.

Really over it.

Well, there you go.

Great show.

Coming up on the model.

Is that it?

No, what does it?

Well, just remember, Mel will let your ampers.

Yes.

I'll let you skin tag.

Why are you guys all looking large?

What's happened to this guy?

There's like a salt block.

Goodness.

I'm not putting my tongue in.

Oh, my God.

Oh, well, there you go.

Not good at all.

Not good at all.

I'm looking people.

That could be enough to make you quit your job.

Absolutely.

That's what we want to talk about next.

Being here on the Rock, it's Inky Buses.

Wish you were here at 715.

Morning to you.

It's a Tuesday today.

A terrible weekend for Wellington Phoenix

and their coach, Giancarlo Italiano.

Beton 5-0.

Six time in a row, wasn't it, Mel's that?

In the home dabbies, Auckland FC have been in Phoenix six times in a row.

Well, Wellington is just getting absolutely pumped at the moment.

I'm not even talking about the football.

There's poo in the harbor.

Yeah.

It's just, it's diabolical.

Then Auckland come down and put five on them.

Humiliate the team.

And then, like, Giancarlo says,

this is because I'm out.

I'm done.

Yeah, no.

The end of the game.

And the sunshine in Wellington.

There's your final score.

Wellington Phoenix 0.

Auckland FC 5.

So he resigned.

I think for those who didn't see the game,

and I didn't know, just seen the highlights,

the first goal was an absolute howler from the goalie, the Phoenix goalie.

Well, yeah, if, I mean, again, we're not a football break.

No, we're not.

Clearly.

But, I mean, clearing from really outside his own box,

and it's just gone the full length, and the goalie was up quite far.

Yeah.

And he's just missed it.

It's gone over his head in the goal.

No good.

No good at all.

So the coach.

For the poor fella.

He resigned.

To lose 5-0 at home, you know, with, you know,

the season's still to play for us, unacceptable.

And I take full responsibility, you know.

So, you know, I've told the club I've got to look,

attended my resignation.

And, you know, I think, you know,

it's easier for someone to come in and just

with new energy and refocus the group.

A lot of respect given to him for the way he handled that too.

Yeah.

Stepping down.

And a lot of praise.

As for his time that he's had here and all of that.

So, certainly not a bag in the dude,

just what's happened from that result on the weekend.

Yeah, like just almost two seasons ago,

they were one step closer to getting to the final than they'd ever been.

Ever.

And then now it's just hasn't turned out.

This happens in sport and football.

Yeah.

And now Chris Greenock is stepping up.

This is fourth time as intro manager of the Phoenix.

Why doesn't he ever do it full time?

Good question.

Probably doesn't want to.

He does really well with the lower tier teams

that they've got in that club anyway.

Shocker.

Shocking result.

What made you quit that day?

Yeah.

So he's obviously gone, ask five now.

It's another dab.

We've lost every dab.

I can't walk the streets.

So I'm going to get out here.

I'm going back to Sydney.

Yeah.

I don't want to live.

The water in Wellington's got me.

I'm out of here.

Yeah.

New Orleans here.

This is out of this.

Right.

New Orleans.

What is it?

What happened that day?

We were like nah.

Nah.

Sticker fork in it.

Pull it up.

This place sucks.

I went on to Rockphone, Textin' 3520.

Creech, I know you've had a lot of jobs in your time.

But what was it?

You know there was one these when that's it.

Yeah.

There was a panel fabricator and installer.

So for those who don't know what exact, I mean,

you're stall panels, I suppose.

Yeah.

Yeah.

To be honest, I don't know how else to explain it.

Yeah.

But I was on a site and I was I was whacking the men.

And then I just couldn't get the panel on right.

It sort of fell off.

I didn't bring my steel caps in that day.

It sort of landed on my toe.

I'd been told off by a foreman for wearing headphones.

I was just trying to listen to some music.

Yeah.

I thought, stuff this.

I've had enough.

Yeah.

I'm on the seventh level of scaff.

I find a piece of paper I just wrote.

I can't do this anymore.

I left that with my tool about.

Got on my 50cc scooter.

Whaaat?

Come.

Into bed.

Drawn curtains.

See you later.

Never another day on the job.

Why did I do it?

Well, I'd had a massive weekend just before.

Are you having me?

What are they called?

The next day?

The terrible Tuesdays.

Yeah.

It was good.

It wasn't good.

It wasn't good.

Did I get a hold of you?

Ah!

Eventually.

Eventually.

Maybe a few days later.

What did you go and do after?

Well, it went to another great dwarf, actually.

What did you do?

I think he meant George.

Oh, sorry, George.

You went to another.

Yes, yes, yes.

After that, I actually did a few months working for delivery.

Yes, yes, yes.

After that, I actually did a few months working for delivery.

Which is like Uber Eats.

Oh, yeah.

Really, yeah.

Did I go good?

No.

Did I ever eat anyone's food?

So what a...

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you know, there's maybe some people ordered 20 dumplings and only got 18.

You're a ghost.

You're a ghost.

You're a ghost.

You cut your job bank.

Something happened that day.

Bang, you gone.

That's it.

Had enough.

I quit on the first day twice of two different jobs.

You have brush.

Well, I think I've touched both about them.

What haven't I told you really?

Over the years.

But one of them was obviously when I did the door-to-door sales stuff.

Oh, it was the vacuum cleaner.

Yes, that's right.

With the vacuum cleaner.

Yes, that's right.

The vacuum cleaner.

Well, I just...

I'd need a desperate for money, had no qualifications, any of that stuff.

And so you're just literally looking for jobs and did that.

And yeah, like, I wasn't, I was like, nah, not for me.

And then the other was working on a laboring site one day.

And the guy got me first aid, got me to rip out the boxing.

And they had no idea what even what boxing was.

No.

And then crowbared myself in the face,

except the crowbar around the wrong way.

It popped.

Yeah.

Straightened to my teeth.

Useless.

I was like, ah, I might.

I might just...

I'm off.

Not for you.

Nah.

And that's when you realise how good radio is, don't you?

You know, you're trying to do all this sort of stuff.

Yeah, alright.

Physical stuff and can't do it.

Well, radio, actually, you'll find it's a true test of everything.

That's not...

That's not...

It's a test of your brain, your physical,

and most importantly, your mana.

I'll have another...

I'll have another green tea.

And you'll find the ones of the most mana have the most success.

Want to get some?

We'll get some.

Absolutely.

Tom, you quit your job.

You're doing it for one day.

Maybe even less.

What was it?

I was working at the tenories.

I won't say where it was.

And I was stacking cheap pelts on a horse that was coming off.

I can play her.

And I got to about smoke her about ten o'clock.

And I was like, I can't do this anymore because it was so mind numbing.

So I just said I was going to go to the toilet.

And I just went to the toilet and there's a back door.

And I just hung my apron up and walked out the back door and never come back.

And then...

Even though I ringing out like my family members,

because I thought I got stuck in one of the machines at work and they couldn't find me.

Tom, that's brilliant.

Did you even try and collect their end last pay?

Some people were like, that fed up well, they don't even, they don't worry about it.

I don't want your money.

No, I was worried about it and the job was terrible.

And I hung over it on the day that it happened as well.

Yeah, so you're dealing with sheep skin as you said.

So the smell would be awful, wouldn't it?

Oh, it's terrible.

Cannery, man.

It feels like death in there.

Yeah, exactly.

How long was it when they started to ring your family thinking,

oh, he might be in a machine.

Like towards knockoff, like the end of the day.

I haven't seen it.

I haven't seen it for a few hours.

I haven't seen Tom, man.

Could be in the machine.

Yeah.

They run heaps of people too, like friends and everything.

That's nice.

It's like years.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, dear.

What do you do now, Tom?

We've got a logging.

Oh, you're saying it.

Geez, you're saying it.

She pushed about that.

Oh, logging.

Logging, yeah.

Good on you, mate.

Have a great day.

Thanks, Tom.

Thank you.

Miles, there's so many texts.

Years ago, my teenage years, I was 10 pain looking for building,

working between jobs.

The agency sent me to a plastic factory for two days.

I was there for two hours before walking off the job.

It was the most mundane, boring job that ever existed.

Very unstimulating.

It's just not for me.

I didn't tell anyone I was leaving.

Just straight out, walked to my car, left later.

Yes.

On Steve.

I'm a big fan of a later ball.

Later ball.

Later ball.

Great feeling, Tony.

Yeah.

Later ball.

Muscle shucking.

OMG, mate.

Did four hours.

Uh, mate did four hours.

Excuse me.

I did six.

Then just left.

Shucks.

You open 10,000 plus and eight hours.

You've got an extra $5.

Cool.

Oh, man.

Not good.

First down the job at the supermarket.

Stacking shelves in the chiller for eight hours.

But ten minutes in, cut my finger with a knife.

Didn't want to tell anyone.

So with one hand in my pocket, the whole shift.

I carried on.

My old man picked me up and asked me how it was.

I said, I'm never going back.

And I did it.

One hand in my pocket.

So that allowed us more seats.

Yeah.

Someone just texted on the crusader.

She quit after that loss.

What?

What?

Hang on.

Hang on.

Just quit. He's not even in there.

But just gone.

That's not fair.

Crusader's losses.

Crusader's losses.

Yeah.

Ha.

Oh, he can't win it in February.

Yeah.

Much has been away.

He must be.

He must he's just.

Just sitting down.

Just repeat that one again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah, ticks came in much.

Crusaders should quit after their loss.

That's a great.

He's gone.

He's gone.

He's gone.

He's gone.

He's gone.

Yeah.

Ramp it out.

Try Hartland.

Hey.

Good on you.

Good on you New Zealand.

Enjoy your work, Edits.

You're actually leaving the building?

Yeah, mate.

Oh.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Any more mausoleum?

Oh, there's heaps for.

Oh, right, OK.

First day after school drive of the local butcher, 30 degrees,

had to clean the scrap bin, fat grease, blow flies.

Oh, no.

See ya.

Oh, no.

That's good, Jason.

Years ago I was a building apprentice.

I worked for a very abusive manipulative little man.

Oh, yeah.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Why did you say, oh, you're like that?

Well, who are you looking at, Malcolm?

You know.

I'm looking right at you.

Oh.

Where are you going with the...

He's up, mate.

Oh, yeah.

It was just me and him before he verbally abused me on the daily.

It was just before Christmas.

He had a lot of work on.

Very busy standing frames in West Melton.

Boss's got abuse on our stage and a big crane in the wind.

when I just dropped the frame, I let it smash the ground, flip the

prick the bed, walk to my car, and I was gone. It was another one.

It ain't a bowl.

Friday, are you away, males, for those who don't know.

Fluffy Friday here, media works. You're allowed to bring your dog to work on

Fridays here. If you've got a dog and you want to do that.

Yeah, that's right. And this had actually caused a bit of a stir

around the office, males. I know you're aware that Fluffy Friday has

returned for the year. A few people were wondering if they could bring

their other pets in.

I thought they'd been it. I thought they'd got rid of Fluffy Friday,

but it's back for 20-26.

Stronger than ever, males.

So anyway, you're allowed your dogs. You're not allowed cats.

You're not allowed birds. But there's a lovely girl out there who has

a, she had a lizard, and she was allowed to bring them in.

Love it, love it, lady. Yeah, I'm so delighted.

Because it doesn't cause any needs to, right?

So she was allowed to bring that in, and I told her.

We're bringing Roger E.

Sorry.

I told these guys, and on Friday, we were going to let her bring the

lizard into show, right?

Because we knew it would annoy Roger.

Yeah.

Not a fact.

No, well, yeah, not a guy that has empathy all the time.

I don't know.

He didn't do it in one night.

Cold-brothered like a reptile.

Like a reptile.

We had it sust for you in the end.

Yeah.

Listen to this, Mum.

This is what happened on Friday.

I got an email from Sophie, have a night. She said,

Mal, I'm so sorry, but I had to take quarter to the emergency

of this overnight, because she had a prolapse bum hop.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

So she couldn't bring Quora in today.

Oh, she's recutting.

Oh, she's recutting.

So it's Quora.

Oh.

All right.

She's going to let me know when Quora has.

Oh, I don't care.

And she's going to bring her in to meet you.

I don't know.

I don't think we'll ever see this lizard.

And this lizard will never see us.

So yeah, Creech and myself there, we thought Creech was

filling in for you, Mal's thinking, probably never going to see

the lizard again.

Yeah.

Bring Creech into this.

It was your words.

Don't you try and place a blame, because as we were having

this conversation, Quora had to be euthanized.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Seriously.

Because Quora had had a range of issues as well.

She was missing the tail, and she was blind in one eye.

And then on Friday, that happened.

She had a prolapse bum hole.

And I don't think that could do a lot to save her.

That's what it says.

So thank you, sir.

Yeah.

That is very, why are you laughing, Roger?

Brice.

I just know you're brice's.

Brice's last pain.

Is it still technically a lizard if the lizard doesn't have a tail?

Not laughing, right?

Sometimes I get the giggles when I'm really sad.

No, you don't.

That's not a thing.

No, I don't think so.

That's so, that's so.

I want you to say a few words for Quora, please, Roger.

And just, you're brice.

Yeah, she could do that.

Yeah, she could do that.

You could do that.

Yeah.

I thought it was going to happen.

Sorry.

You should have, uh, lizard this alone, Mel.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No, it is.

No.

No.

That's.

That's so, yeah.

That's.

That's so skink of you.

That was good.

That was good.

That was good.

That was good.

Was that good?

Yeah, that was good.

I see.

That's someone's piece.

I'll say.

On a scale of 1 to 10.

Oh, that's good.

No, that's good.

Can you stop?

Sir.

Oh, yeah.

I can't get enough.

Anyway.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

Well, you got bloody cursed that.

That's good.

Yeah.

Just on that though.

Yes.

What are the…

Can I throw it out there?

Of course.

And I'm a bit of a rough phone, Text-3520.

Are you sure you thought this story?

Not really.

But like...

Thinking.

Horrifically or, unfortunately, it weighs your pet

past the way.

Well, you know, like that.

That's a good example.

Don't you judge me much.

Yes, just, just.

I like this, uh, it's because, I mean I don't know if we can

I don't know if it's going to get beaten because Cora the lizard that one that was one in chameleon

Is that what you came in for just that? Yeah, see you later

It didn't see coming unfortunate ways

Your pet is passed away

Cora the lizard was supposed to come in on friday sadly Cora passed away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sad. That is sad

And pet means so much to us all right, so it's not making no we're not watch right Roger Wood though. Stop coming over the top

We're not making light of it, but because pets mean a lot to us, but there are once time has passed

You're able to tell stories sometimes of unfortunate ways they met their maker

I talked to my mom's cat. What's that happened on my budgie? What was your Mickey? Mickey. Mickey. Mickey. Blue blue budgie loved Mickey

Like it was when I live in Parme North when I was a kid

And Mickey the cage had let a fly around the room Mickey get back in the cage

You know good times and then all of a sudden one day

Yeah, my door opened in the morning and my brother was like murky's dead

I was like oh, that's no good low-flow. What's what do you mean? And and then dad came in and anyway years have gone by

But it was lead for me to think that I had mistreated at misfit it not looked after it. It's your fight because of my fault

That's all brother had me to leave yeah

And then we found out years later when we were on the hammer at Christmas time when mucky came up as a chat

And there was like oh yeah, yeah, that's my bad and he had just been on the hammer with his mate

Um and Mickey was making too much noise and so they put Mickey in the cage outside because it's chirping away

Yeah, but it was like August and then they got hammered and forgot about it. Oh froze. Yeah. Oh, that's just so sad

Yeah

But like sort of funny

Where's the funny part?

Time

Virginia get out of here

Good. Thank you. Now a sad ways and accidental

Your pets passed away. What sort of pet did you have? He said music, roach just wasn't it wasn't me it was a mate of mine

She had a pet rabbit winches about five years old. She loved it so much. She accidentally squeezed it today

Oh, no

Yeah, but that wasn't the end of the story who dad didn't want to miss the opportunity

So he cooked it up for dinner at night

Cheers Virginia

They are Australians she's a vet nurse now actually. Well, she's got everlasting guilt

Yep, that's what I say

Don't want to look after mine

Virginia, thank you so much

How hard do you hold your rabbit now?

Very tightly

Might wrap it up there. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

Surely not

When we're age five, Mima mate saw dad flush a unfortunate dead goldfish down the toilets

So we did the same thing with the live ones that's from Johnny

Steve says Bryce same thing as you with the budgie but with a mouse accidentally left it outside in August and the mouse became a mycicle

Oh

So my dad had left my budgie. Yeah, so because it was annoying. I'm chirping away. No

It's got about it and winter

Mum ran over my guinea pig with the tractor for that some quarry. Oh, that was an accident. Yeah. Yeah, that's an accident. Yeah

Kiri ran over his own cat. Oh, no

My bacteria passed away taking a crap on the lawn while making eye contact with me. It's his cadence

He's in Napier RIP Gs. They do do that. Don't they? Yeah

I know some humans who try my

When I was a kid had a pet frog inside a glass tank. Yeah, mum was so stingy

She didn't buy proper food for it. So caught flies in a net right to feed it. Yeah problem is

My flies in winter. So the frog staff to death. Oh

No

We do they go

Where are they? This is all back off the back of the lizard. The lizard that unfortunately passed

Yeah, had to be had to be put down too much going on

She had a lot going on including the prolapse of the hole and things had to end on Friday

Yeah, and we're like and I fear enough. Fair enough. We shouldn't be making fun of it and the text came in. I think we've been

We are we're making light of it. We've been making light of it speak for yourself mate

I have not yeah, well the text is stop making fun of that lizard's suffering. Yeah payback is a bitch

She may be a karma chameleon

And another text is just go on and get another one

Using sport next mouth. I don't even know what is going on

On my classic Kiwi Fidla you are man

So Mal you're very very much disliked this morning show we've been talking about horrible things

Yeah, which you were off that obviously unusual ways you pet his dies

Yeah, you're not a big fan of that one. We brought up a foot story. You hate feet. I don't like touching towels

You know found out found out males was a soft boy. I'd never heard of the term soft. No, but you're a real soft boy boy

I heard it around the office. I think Nikita who works here. She's up with the play. Yeah

The terms and you know how these big boy, but there's soft boy apparently

What's a soft boy for those who don't know soft boy is someone who's like overly sensitive. Oh, okay

No, no

And just like yeah, just not much for man

Who's a boy? No, I am. It's a boy

Anyway, now you can help him you can have become more of a hard boy. I'm gonna try

So I came across this research. I yeah, that might actually help men or ladies as well. Yeah, work out for longer

Okay, because stats have shown that men are more likely to stay at the gym longer

If curves are present

Okay, so yeah, we'll put a little booty

So research on motivation visual stimuli shows that environmental cues can increase focus arousal and time spent on task

So pretty much what is around you affects how long you stay visual attraction is increasing dopamine

Well, I see a reward response

And it's not just persistence and it's not distraction. It's sometimes motivation

Seeing something you're liking you're like, I'm just gonna head over to that part and do a bit of work out there

I'm liking what I see trying to act like you're not looking but you're looking and

So that's what I've heard and and you're doing that but make you work out longer

People do those things to try and be impressive. Of course. Yeah, I might go back to the gym because that's the same person

Exactly and some new curves might come on in and you're thinking of leaving, but hello. Yeah, I'm gonna you stay and go do that

a bit more

For me when I'm working out it's bloody blinkers

And I don't even know there's other people at the gym

I'm getting my I'm just like get my pump and then get me creotied

You say off. Yeah

Imagine Miles because you've been going to the gym a lot. Oh, baby. You should have seen it a huge your own voice

That's you

Miles don't you like you love the Rooshie. No, what do you call it? The Rooshie in shorts?

What are those

You're actually just goes next like here's a janitor

This is walking over there with a broom with a bucket

He's in the

video

And Miles because you go you go to the gym a lot

You know, pumping weights and stuff

So is that why you're going a lot or is it the ladies looking at you?

I haven't I haven't really noticed that actually ladies at the gym I go to I didn't realize there was I believe there is a

Ladies only part to that gym. I thought that's where they all were

No, they're down in that other area too because we go to the same gym. Oh, right. Yeah, there's a lot

Yeah, I'm just ladies. Yeah, I ain't seen any of them now now now mouth your research makes sense for you know the simple man out there

Roger, what is all you would have got you to the gym one knowing this and seeing this?

Well, it's funny you sent it because um, I'm usually going to the gym around but some I get there 12 12 31 o'clock

Yeah, and there's no like there's literally the only people it must be like

Well, you got to say eye candy. No, no, it's like um senior citizens are when I'm there. Well, you're in a you live in a village

It's like you know, you've got a you've got a rest home. What are you in Rhyman?

What are you hiding?

It's just whatever I'm there. It's just like guys guys. I mean good on them guys in their 70s

It's all there is there

It's like that

Actually kind of thing about yeah, my wife spending a lot of time at the gym lately

I think I know why

Because it works way she got this very muscular trainer

Just working out dancing with them on the beach and stuff like that workout

And good news not just for men and ladies too because you've started a new gym

Haven't you and so if there was like hot guys there you might work out longer

And I've pretty much joined this gym because there are so many hot men there. So this relates to women as well. I've been seeing you there yet

Oh

Mulsies there. There wasn't any mulsies. Did you see mulsie? Yeah, yeah, we know different

I'm not going the same time

Absolutely not but it's this great new research that

Men statistically more likely to stay at the gym longer if curves are present

Right, it's like what you visually see as it is attracting you stay there just in spite you to get motivated

Working out harder and longer and vice versa as well

A man in great shape. I mean, that's keeping the label

Now sometimes I can go wrong trying to impress

Someone that you're after which is what we're talking about and Mitch you were you telling us off here of when wrong for you

Not at the gym though much not at the gym though

This was I was in a high school at the time. I just got my license and thought I was real cool guy

Went out and I picked up the school that I was that I fancy yeah

Hitter hitter in the driver in the passengers seat there. We're driving along in this

Like a rabbit ran out across from front of the road

Yeah, I did the jockey kind of like whoa with the steering wheel

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like what hit it? She's a oh my god. No, don't hit there if you hit that rabbit

I would have just burst into tears. I was like yeah, she loved animals. I wouldn't know. I'm only I wouldn't

As I'm saying I wouldn't do that

Yeah, a possum runs out in front of the car

Then it's just good

You ran over a possum. I hit this possum

and uh didn't go well after that um

Well, that was pretty embarrassing

Why what happened to she yeah, what happened? How she ended all what yeah, oh, I think I just kind of dropped it high

Of course

Going wrong went wrong

Press a girl now Bryce

Brock Fraser New Zealand singer songwriter um huge very talented

Yeah, there was once a time and I obviously was single well before married and all of that and

And Brock Fraser a lovely person. We're at some sort of musical. It's still the story many times

But just on trial and press girl and it going wrong might help might inspire you to think of something and there I was

Spading away chatting away thinking that all things were going well

I thought what was interested in what my chat was. Yes, you know, I was a young fella

Thinking I had this going well. I'm in having chat just getting laughs and all this sort of stuff

Yeah, you little beauty anyway, and then when Trina when presser she'd been at the time doing those Christian ads the

CCF ads to sponsor the kids

And I told her that I actually she'd um encouraged me and inspired me to sponsor two African kids

And she she loved it

Yeah, she was like oh my god, that's so amazing and then and then uh, and so it's going well

And then yeah, Jason kerosene from op shop. Yeah, he came over and he I think he might have been interested as well

Yeah, and he came in and just absolutely severed me at the knees and it's like because he knew me

I were mates and he's like do yeah, and I was like get out of here kerosene. Yeah, what do you want? And he's like what are their names?

It just put me on the spot like what the African kids names. Well, yeah, yeah

And I said nothing and came back was like Keith and Darrell

and um

And did you get it? Yeah, she like she didn't even say goodbye

She just walked off and it was just

Mean being kerosene standing there

And he raised his cup and he said to Keith and Darrell

We'd shank down drinks

You needed a lifeline brice

Oh

He still sponsor Keith and Darrell to stay brice Keith and Darrell have gone on to

Be massive and Bitcoin

Good on the man

Really taking a dive lately. Yeah, that going real good. Peter Darrell. That's amazing

Produce them much

I'm intrigued here. We're talking about him and Margot Robbie have stuff in common. Yes

We certainly do so we're looking at of course. We just talked about Aussie's last black Sabbath's last ever gig back to the beginning

Reminded you when we all went back to our first jobs. You found I mean celebrities weren't always celebrities were they much?

No, absolutely not

So we went back to the beginning back to our first jobs

I mentioned before brice miles service station at 10.000. Yeah, I actually used to work at subway

I went back to the subway and denied it you did and

Me and me all my Margot Robbie got a bit in common here. She used to work at subway to

Oh

Come on sandwich artists unbelievable

You guys what a couple you'd be on anything else in common?

Oh, I heard she puts baked beans on her nachos

If you just run as much as a massive fan of bones

Bones of bones

Yeah, what about some other celebs other celebs the hymns worth brothers. Yeah, Chris hymns worth

Heat cleaned him repaired breast pumps

That is so nice. It's cooler than Leibs. He was a baker at Bakers Delight making hot cross buns. Hey, they might that's not all the job

Hugh Jackman as well. He was a clown that taught PE

Let's see. No, was he right?

Amazing nephew McConaughey

McConaughey

He shot armadillos though a tear it up grains

Texas golf course that he worked at also he was paid to go out and shoot the armadillos

That's a great well. It almost sounds like a scene that he would be a exactly not a bad first job

Um Danny DeVito roles you've famously been compared to him. Oh, yeah

Very very mean as you famously be compared to what Danny DeVito did as a job

Possibly because Danny DeVito styled here for the deceased at a mortuary

What a hole so he worked on dead bodies he worked on dead bodies that they make up here

So it will be gold goldberg actually. Oh wow. Yeah

Johnny DeVito used to sell ballpoint pins

Christopher walkin was an assistant lion tamer with a traveling circus. Oh, wow

That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. I don't want to hear how he says it as well

You know, is it full fighters?

Fighters

And Raju revealed you are a huge spyskills fam which one was Victoria Began?

Uh posh posh splice used to cling toilets at an airport. Well, that is fine

I don't believe that

They mean that

I don't believe that

Of what she came for if you see that doggo

They would seem way above her to be honest

I'm built below who I should say so that great stuff that much great something you got to start somewhere nice good research

I used to do something pretty crazy guys

We're that she never high crate get 18. I'm sorry. Can we can we find out next? Absolutely your first job first ever job

So they shock you and they not could be anything. It's really good

Getting to though our first jobs which we did last year very successful back to the beginning sort of thing

We're all began new Bryson Mills are very successful into the Waikato pump gases what you guys used to do

We were petroleum transitions sometimes at the same petrol stations. Yeah

Different periods. That's right. Yeah, we did a bunch of them was I like getting back out there. It was great

Yeah, it was cool. It was for you. It was a great morning

Yeah, I wouldn't say mine was successful. I had to look after done. Oh, that's right rock drivers three boys

They treated you bad. Yeah, I think we had to leave we had to actually physically get in the car and leave get out of there

Yeah, they had these like foam things that they were hitting me with

I was locked in a pantry at one point. It's um. Yeah, it's really triggered me

I've actually had to move about half an hour away

No, they don't know well for me at all. Don't don't kids lovely boys, but they're not actually allowed within half an hour

And much you went to Subway, which is where you used to work of course

And of course now Creech new to the show. Yes, we don't know much about your first job

Well, can I guess was it in a restaurant? No, but I did eventually get it right. Yeah, yeah

Uh, I mean you told us you're a fabricator, but then you walk out of that job was that the first job you did though?

No, unfortunately not no my first job was

It's slightly more lucrative than all of those options my friends my first job

Was a stripper

So it sort of came about and high school last year or high school

Went to a lot of parties did a lot of dancing

Maybe sometimes the dancing would eventually into very sweaty moves. You are a performer

Thank you, which would which you know would it would make me

Remove yeah have seen and so you're always removing it

And this is unpaid at first and then I had a friend of mine. Well, I know Quaintants one would say he comes up

He says mate. I reckon we can make money off this

I reckon we hire you out to some of these people

So we start talking around and people around the party goes by the way if you want him at your party

We can get him at the next one you end up different parties than I went to yeah, and so I went to a couple of parties and

Yeah, they just pay me then we bucks just just to take off a few clothes

Well

There we go Roger

So then wheel you out at parties and you take your clothes off. Yep, exactly for $50

Is it all yeah, well, I mean look at and then I get to be at the party as well. It was like an invite plus $50

You know, I mean the invite's probably the more important part

What would you get down to your undies?

Yeah, yeah, let's just say that

G a G bang I think I've told the story before when I did this at

And a new years party in the pie here campsite the old wet jock contest and I borrowed a friend lazy white g

And yeah, and that that I actually won $50. Oh

Wait, what a wet jock contest. Yeah

One of my one of my proudest achievement. Do you only only two people in this room own a G string? Yeah

Mal's one of the many and roaches the other strangely I do

Yeah

We sometimes Roger. Where's it be never tells us which day? No

I don't have a G string, but I've got these undies that are normal on the front, but I'm then nuts at the back

Cheeky. Why are they gonna catch?

What?

Would know. Do you know what it actually I could see you being a

Yeah, I think one thing that is

Quite crazy about me is I reckon if my hips took a lie detector that passed because they don't lie

Oh, that's so sexy bro

Great now I'm gonna see you bro

Oh

Come back. I mean, I use this is something you'd like to maybe revisit

Of course

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