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Andrew Mulligan has around the world stories for those who don't know all about the downstairs department the day
Some of these usually are horrific
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Yeah, yeah
And this man Dr. Ed Zimmerman has some great news about people with they think of small days
Not me, but
Over the last decade we've seen big small one thin thick short big head little head
Various proportions within without various amounts of foreskin
I think the range of normal is really quite large and that's reassuring to many guys as well and showing them what a
Resting 3.61 inches around normal birth and normal length of
Class of four inches or so right really is his reassuring to most guys because we have been sold by the media
The need to all be six inches around and six to eight inches long and that's really
Several standard deviations out of the norm
I was on a zoom with
And sounds like a documentary that people have small days watch
Are you zoomed up? Yeah, I had a consultation. Do they have to zoom in?
He really pinched in
Say saying a little a little is normal. Yeah, apparently
Sounds great, isn't it is a great news guys
Yeah, he's saying it doesn't matter if it's like four inches or you know three or four inches, you know, I don't know
Always go down exaggerating
It's it's it's completely it's completely normal
Oh, that is that is that is that is fine
It does the job
It's fine, it's fine how much is he charging for a consultation?
You don't need one
Just take that advice. No, he's doing it because I I showed him Rogers. What's it sweet?
What do they make of that is make dove
Yeah
And he said there's no hype
Well great story great news for a lot of us and you listening as well
But
He calls himself the dick doc
Ah good stuff miles. Well, we're going to we're going to come back to a creatures corner a creatures corner
Here in a wall. Hey, what's it?
Morning. Yeah, look I've been eating some sausage
You know to stay on the topic of deep
The sausage
I'll see you in a second. I just needed a quick yep next
That's a simple yes, what if it's some ice it's coming up next all I need
Creatures corner. Oh, I create good morning. How are you mate? So good. So good
Well, actually, you know what a little bit uh peed off with this state of this office sometimes
And they're unwillingness to be open to eating such delicious food. You ate rank food
You're part of the problem
You had muscles yesterday
Yeah, and you were eating them handing them round you were going to eat them in front of everybody
That's how did you get out into the pavilion the outdoor area you work
But you look then they're nice. They're in like a nice pickle juice. Yeah chili vinegar
Nicely brined really to eat and I agree with water on the office cheering them around to play good stuff people like great
You're so weird. No one wants to eat muscles
A bit of a situation being sure there was horrified
A bit of bitty boy had one
Did you produce your own the drive show?
Yeah, it looks like me one
It all drew respect to bitty boy. He looks rank
Be name me excuse me excuse me
I'd take a fence today because people think people he looks like me
Are you there for saying I look rank your bitty boy skin tag
Right looking thumbs
Shut up roach sorry
Shut up mouth you look like you look like a muscle
Well, yeah, so I was eating muscles and people like creatures so weird and gross
And I was like when you know what you guys this time last year I was living in Finland
Yeah, I was eating out the gate food
Yes, that's the thing. What were you eating in Finland?
I worked at a restaurant where we served beer pizza
Beer like
You had brown beer
Brown beer
Yeah, you met up to people I was I'd recommend this feature into beer pizza
They were like wouldn't that get soggy
And I was like no, our beer
So yeah, you can park beer
And you said be amazing
Yeah, so you like beer
Yeah, I like beer
Rain deer was the most common thing
Yeah, yeah, we're a sick and cousin twice removed
They keep root off in a safe place
No, I don't know you already
But the other reindeer we eat it's quite common
Moose was nice. Yeah, moose tartar
My mouth is a big fan of the most knuckles
Yeah, I'll say roast that moose knuckle
Long slide, baby
The race is the night though
Norway, I went up to drove up to Norway
And tried a bit of whale
Wow
That's nice
That's nice
That's nice
That's nice
That's not good
Yeah, I do that
Well, you know, the way I see it, I always try to try anything once
And hell was what?
No, I think it was out of season
So I think I might have been frozen
It was a little bit lean
It was a little bit chewy
Oh, that's
But hey, I honored its life, you know
I didn't want it to die for no reason
So yeah, I don't
Between you and much less like watching SeaWorld
Watching Bing came to see it
Do tricks because it looks main
Yeah, no, I think eating whales is terrible
I think you know
I like to do backflips
And I was ready to
I think watching them in a tiny pool is terrible
But I think
You got moralized by Mitch
You make sure you do it no good
Whenever you want them doing backflips
And the other ones to eat them
Yeah, they're worse
Well, what are you going to get more joy out of
The neck and whale are a soothing one
But what are you going to get more sustenance from
You know
I'm going to survive
I'll turn them off, right?
Spread them back around
Look amazing
Amazing stuff
But that's terrible eating whale
It's awful
But great for this
I ain't under rock though
Yeah
Free 520
Where the worst thing you've eaten
You would eat
One of you Roger
I'm not leading into a joke here
But like
What have you eaten?
In Australia like
Crocodile
Or kangaroo
Yes
You can get that on a pizza
Different countries have different setups
Yes, a crocodile meat
Yes, snake meat
Yeah, kangaroo
All on
I remember having a pizza with some of that on it
So
And you go overseas
You know
You order something
Who knows what it really is
So what have you really eaten?
You don't know, do you?
My brother
You honestly
You just went to Europe
It's just
It's an Irish style
That's not that exotic
It's set of burger
You had my
It's doing on schedule
It needs to be brought up
It's still one of my first favorite moments
We're in Rotterdam
Japan
Japan
One of the most
One of the most beautiful cultures
So we're in the Tokyo
So different
The furthest
Unreal
In Japan
Tokyo is amazing
And the only photo I saw Roger put up
Was some
Absolutely pumped
We need found himself
And his shorts and jandals
Outside of
Irish pub in the middle of Tokyo
Oh
Lucky found a mecca
That was me
I could not have gotten there quicker
Oh, at least a safe island
Look how we had a burger
It's still going to be when I live it with the Japanese swore
You've got
Don't drink
You'll have a kareggy burger thing, mate
And a say
Why not?
Ween and Rome
I want to see that too
Anyway, I want to see that
We digress
Hey, let's get Tony on, hi, Tony
Hey, good day boys, how are you?
Sorry, mate
Look, Craig, she's eating beer
So we reckons, why all what about yourself?
Where does thing
Ginni pig
We was there
Yeah
Kuzco and Peru
Okay, so you knew what they knew you were eating it?
Well, we had seen earlier that it's a delicacy
And we went to a restaurant
I mean, why not?
And they brought out this whole Ginni pig
wearing a little knitted beanie
And we dug in
What's with the beanie?
Wow
Kuzco
Was it an outfit?
All these deep fried
Yeah, fully deep fried
wearing a little knitted beanie
And it wasn't great
Looking yet, it was the best part
It did not taste good at all
Very, very, very thin
Sin and salty
Yeah
Oh, see
Now, Tony, do you see the running around in the wild, do you?
And then you go, I want that one
I want that
Well
We did go to a place that had a big pile of them like
And the cages, and I said to my mate, that's the menu
No, my hold
Did you
Now grow up
This is control
Yeah
No, everyone's got your little basic palette
But they're like, it's a little
A little
You can't get a little from right
I know, I wouldn't stand for that
So where's the person to tell me this?
Tony
Overall, though, Peru
Out of 10
Great part
Oh, 10
It's amazing
Yeah, amazing
Yeah, that's good
Did you eat the coca leaves as you climbed up the hill?
The cocaine leaves?
No, we didn't
What a liar
Well, you didn't need to, you just eaten the guinea pig?
Yeah, right
No, good stuff
Good on you, bro, great
Thanks, Tony, thanks, Tony
Well, good, who are you going to eat?
Thank you, Venka Mel
No, I'm not
No, I'm not
Don't tell me what to do
So, yeah, these are great
But about the sound check
For back to the beginning
Which we will play at next
Because all these texts are coming through miles
Speaking of Aussie, who like bat and a dove
But they head off a dove, of course
He put a few more things in his mouth
But they can't get into
Where does the thing you've eaten?
Because producer Creech
If you have just joined us
He's eaten beer
And he did confuse
Whale
Whale as well
Unreal
Jeff just text in
So, he's eaten goose liver toad
Jellyfish all in China
Oh, yeah
Goat testicles
Tasted like Mac is chicken nugget
Scissor test
I don't know about that
I don't know about that
Jellyfish in a Chinese restaurant in Sydney
Flavorless semi-dehydrated jelly to sauce
So, that's like a good cook, right?
Gelatin looking
Yeah
Miles might be able to verify
But I remember one day during cricket commentary
Mark Richardson City 8 Dolphin in the Western DCs bread
Brad, you are correct
No, he's not
So, apparently Mark went out there on his jet ski
And spared the dolphin
Dragged into shore
8 lips liver on the beach
And is there a protective species?
How do you know that now?
I don't know
Is this former black cat, Mark Richardson?
Yeah, Mark Richardson
He's a dolphin
Spider
And real
Now people trust him with their money
It's unbelievable
He's gone away
He's gone away so much
If he was listening to it right now, he wouldn't be
Listening to a tape of himself
Or asking
I could see him laughing manically at this
Yeah, he loved this, wouldn't he?
Yeah, well he did, he killed it
Chocolate covered scorpions is another text
Oh, awesome
Yeah, did that in Thailand, they have all the markets
With all of the different chocolate covered or fried
Insects
And foods, and you just get amongst and eat it
It's pretty common
Sean reckons he's eating sheep's tongue with cheese sauce
And Blair says, ping-wong egg in the Forkland Islands
Very fishy flavour
Bergwai was actually clear and jelly-like
And the yolk was bright orange
Is that delicacy in some culture though, Eddie?
Those really old eggs
They kept them for so long time
They used to be unlike
Fairfactor in Suffolk
Fairfactor was ahead of its time
Man, what they made people do
Fairfactor and jackass at the same time
She wouldn't know how good we had it
Those, some of the things they had to eat
In fact, there was one thing they did
And that got them taken off here
And that was that we actually cropped
Well, I can't even say that
No, no, no, I know what you're talking about
It's that bad, I can't even say it
But Fairfactor made contestants drink something
Yeah, right
And the producers went, no, you've gone too far
And that was at the end of the show
And then remarkably we tried it
Yeah, that's so
Is that it?
Well fair enough too
Let's come back
We have been talking worse thing
You've eaten, weirdest thing you've eaten
And produce a merch
We're going to get to this interview
With Jack Osborne and Billy Corgan
Real soon
That's just stopped on me for some reason
But produce a merch
Morning to you mate
Morning
Yes
Just quickly, you found the list we talked Fairfactor before
We're talking the weirdest worst thing you've ever eaten
What they made contestants eat on Fairfactor
A piece of cow eyeball
Oh no, maggots, rotten squid, bug sushi
Oh
Pulse rectum
The texture
Great, one for Roger, blended rat
Oh no
They did not say it was a whole rat
Did but cooked
Blended into a smoothie-like drink
How could fair not give you disease
Surely you'd die
Pulse rectum and then
Something from a donkey
Yeah, we won't get into that
But yeah, they got them taken off here after that
Yeah
Should we wreck this chat up now?
Obviously fair is not a factor for you
I feel like you'd go well on Fairfactor
Yeah, I would love it
I would give it a roll on them
Every time you turn up at breakfast here
It is Fairfactor everyone around here
Yeah, or it's rectum, which is the normal food date
In fact, you could probably
It'd be interesting to
Patrydush what's in your moustache
It's a storage unit
It's not a moustache
It's alive
It's alive
One of the great twists
It's not a moustache
We were talking about it and you were like
I don't have a moustache
Oh, I believe
Oh, Mel has absolutely hated this one
I hate it
This morning
I'm so disturbed
I've got to say I think we've had a ripper
Never, never, never
Never, never, never
Yeah, we are, sorry
Producer Much has found this great interview
Speaking of Aussie Osborne before
His son Jack Osborne
Interviewed by
Billy Corgan
Here's a series called Magnificent Others
It's a great job of getting great answers and great bits
And yes, obviously
Billy was long time friends
And foes of Sharon
Always loved Aussie
But had his falling out like a lot of people did
And so known them for years and years
And years the family was a part of that final day as well
So here they are you talking about back to the beginning
You know, there's an interesting
There was always an interesting dynamic between
You know, my dad and Tony
And I'm not revealing anything that people don't know
Is it a big brother really?
Yeah, it was
And during soundcheck the day before
You know, my dad got really
You know, he was soundchecking
So he wasn't going to do a
He wasn't going to go out there with his A-game on
He was just making sure everything
And worked and ran through the set
And Tony said like, hey, you're singing flat
And my dad was that what happened
Yeah, I was watching
Yeah, my dad was, he got really pissed off
He was upset and
You know, and my mom was like, oh, you know, God's
It's a good thing because
Out of the 40 whatever
Thousand people at that stadium
The only person in that stadium
That could ever say to my dad, hey
Do better
Was Tony
And I think everyone needs someone like that
And although Tony and my dad's
Relationship over the years
Had its times of being contentious
And you know, but there was, it was family
There were brothers, Giza, Bill
Like they are
You know, anyone could ever ask
You know, they've done life together
And I actually, as I look back on it
I'm like, no, I think that
That was okay to say because
They knew it was the last time
And it was like, hey, get out there
And everyone needs to like
Give it
Isn't it amazing to talking about Tony and my A-game
Of course, I don't need those people in our lives
It's great isn't it? So there's Aussie
Probably really battling
And Tony's going on, he's singing flatmate
You sound better
And the problem is, Tony could do that with Aussie
Yeah, Rod, you just go around doing it
But we don't even know
And that's what he said
I've never seen it
Just at the lights
See that here it works
See better
That is a great bit though
That really is great stuff indeed
Like Mal said before too, Rod
Thanks Australia
Oh, once again, the lucky country
Each price
We are at a beach
I don't know if she's an influencer or not actually
And there doesn't matter
But she has done a setup her camera
On the old tripod
And then filming whatever you're up to
People love filming whatever they're doing
They seem to, yeah
I've seen some horrific setups at the Jerms lately
Oh!
Finds on tripods
And the way of where you walk
Some sort of shoot
So I mean, you're just doing
You're just trying to get to the car phrase machine
Yeah
I'm just trying to add more weight
Anyway, people film themselves
They'll say they film herself
And she'd gone for a swim
So she tried it into the water and left her hotel there
Now what she found out and what happened was
That she was coming out of the water
She noticed a guy had an old man
Had come to wards
And where her towel and tripod was
You know, it's someone?
That's not yours
He gets there and just starts drying his tutsis
I know towel
Yeah
I know tutsis, she comes out of the water
And so he has to go
And then says, oh, is that yours
Of course it's ours
And he says, I just
Just dried me feet with your towel
Sorry
He's buddy, sorry, not sorry
Sorry, sorry
Now I'm going to problem with it
Really?
Well, she's going to dry her feet and stuff with it anyway
Might as dry face with it
Yeah, and other bits as well
It's just a towel
Yeah, I don't have any problem with it
I'll probably use my towel, Roch
Yeah, well I embrace, I mean, I'll bleed
You mind around the odorant
And stuff with sheer stuff on it
I mean, I don't really care
Can you tell me all that personal stuff about that
About what's gone wrong with your downside
Where is she?
Where is she?
There's a lot of stuff
We don't need to talk about that
But are you thinking we had around the room on this price?
Yeah
I mean, we can't have already had
I mean, it's just a towel for God's sake
What's your issue with some guy drying his feet on your towel?
I mean, what about his toe jam
And all the things that could be on his feet
Well, he's been in the water, he's cleaned it out
He's wrinkly feet as well
No, I have a massive issue with that
He's got no place to put his rank, wrinkly disgusting
Tutses on that
I'm doing the towel
He was
Just a towel like nothing up
Like too many eggs
It's just, it goes from around the room
Just a back and forth across the room
I've got too many eggs smell
Just a mess, just a mess
No, it's not his towel
It's gross behaviour
How would you go there, Miles?
What's your problem with that stuff?
No, why is that the face?
No, it's a towel thing
I hate towels
I hate touching towels, I'm the dryer
Sorry!
Yeah, it's a phobia of towels
Yeah, it's like I can't touch
I made my kids carry my towels in the beach
So tell them to walk us through your towel
You're such a soft boy
A white?
You know how these terms like big boy
We like a real sweet sort of weak kind of man.
I thought I was bad, but that's neat.
Don't point at me.
What is he at?
Soft boy.
Soft boy.
I heard it around the office.
How's your peppermint, T?
It's got a bit of green in there, A.
It's really good for you.
So talk us through your telphobia for those who don't know.
Can't touch them out of the dry.
You know, and they're like clean and crunchy, yes.
It's the crunchy like that.
Oh, can't get them out.
No, I can't get them out.
He's tongs.
I made a match.
I heard about it.
I heard about it.
I heard about it.
You're out of your tongs.
Working hard.
Oh, there's so many great workers out there.
And you hear this.
Dribble.
Soft boy.
Of a soft boy.
Yeah.
Doesn't like getting towels out of the dry.
It's summer mate.
It's summer mate.
What are they in the dry forest?
Oh, because then they're even extra crunchy.
That's a lesser of two evils.
What is your dry?
The air dry towel.
Like it's basically like cornflute.
Oh, my God.
What is your wife Emma make of your phobia?
She hates it.
She hates me.
She's over it.
Thanks, guys.
Really over it.
Well, there you go.
Great show.
Coming up on the model.
Is that it?
No, what does it?
Well, just remember, Mel will let your ampers.
Yes.
I'll let you skin tag.
Why are you guys all looking large?
What's happened to this guy?
There's like a salt block.
Goodness.
I'm not putting my tongue in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, well, there you go.
Not good at all.
Not good at all.
I'm looking people.
That could be enough to make you quit your job.
Absolutely.
That's what we want to talk about next.
Being here on the Rock, it's Inky Buses.
Wish you were here at 715.
Morning to you.
It's a Tuesday today.
A terrible weekend for Wellington Phoenix
and their coach, Giancarlo Italiano.
Beton 5-0.
Six time in a row, wasn't it, Mel's that?
In the home dabbies, Auckland FC have been in Phoenix six times in a row.
Well, Wellington is just getting absolutely pumped at the moment.
I'm not even talking about the football.
There's poo in the harbor.
Yeah.
It's just, it's diabolical.
Then Auckland come down and put five on them.
Humiliate the team.
And then, like, Giancarlo says,
this is because I'm out.
I'm done.
Yeah, no.
The end of the game.
And the sunshine in Wellington.
There's your final score.
Wellington Phoenix 0.
Auckland FC 5.
So he resigned.
I think for those who didn't see the game,
and I didn't know, just seen the highlights,
the first goal was an absolute howler from the goalie, the Phoenix goalie.
Well, yeah, if, I mean, again, we're not a football break.
No, we're not.
Clearly.
But, I mean, clearing from really outside his own box,
and it's just gone the full length, and the goalie was up quite far.
Yeah.
And he's just missed it.
It's gone over his head in the goal.
No good.
No good at all.
So the coach.
For the poor fella.
He resigned.
To lose 5-0 at home, you know, with, you know,
the season's still to play for us, unacceptable.
And I take full responsibility, you know.
So, you know, I've told the club I've got to look,
attended my resignation.
And, you know, I think, you know,
it's easier for someone to come in and just
with new energy and refocus the group.
A lot of respect given to him for the way he handled that too.
Yeah.
Stepping down.
And a lot of praise.
As for his time that he's had here and all of that.
So, certainly not a bag in the dude,
just what's happened from that result on the weekend.
Yeah, like just almost two seasons ago,
they were one step closer to getting to the final than they'd ever been.
Ever.
And then now it's just hasn't turned out.
This happens in sport and football.
Yeah.
And now Chris Greenock is stepping up.
This is fourth time as intro manager of the Phoenix.
Why doesn't he ever do it full time?
Good question.
Probably doesn't want to.
He does really well with the lower tier teams
that they've got in that club anyway.
Shocker.
Shocking result.
What made you quit that day?
Yeah.
So he's obviously gone, ask five now.
It's another dab.
We've lost every dab.
I can't walk the streets.
So I'm going to get out here.
I'm going back to Sydney.
Yeah.
I don't want to live.
The water in Wellington's got me.
I'm out of here.
Yeah.
New Orleans here.
This is out of this.
Right.
New Orleans.
What is it?
What happened that day?
We were like nah.
Nah.
Sticker fork in it.
Pull it up.
This place sucks.
I went on to Rockphone, Textin' 3520.
Creech, I know you've had a lot of jobs in your time.
But what was it?
You know there was one these when that's it.
Yeah.
There was a panel fabricator and installer.
So for those who don't know what exact, I mean,
you're stall panels, I suppose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To be honest, I don't know how else to explain it.
Yeah.
But I was on a site and I was I was whacking the men.
And then I just couldn't get the panel on right.
It sort of fell off.
I didn't bring my steel caps in that day.
It sort of landed on my toe.
I'd been told off by a foreman for wearing headphones.
I was just trying to listen to some music.
Yeah.
I thought, stuff this.
I've had enough.
Yeah.
I'm on the seventh level of scaff.
I find a piece of paper I just wrote.
I can't do this anymore.
I left that with my tool about.
Got on my 50cc scooter.
Whaaat?
Come.
Into bed.
Drawn curtains.
See you later.
Never another day on the job.
Why did I do it?
Well, I'd had a massive weekend just before.
Are you having me?
What are they called?
The next day?
The terrible Tuesdays.
Yeah.
It was good.
It wasn't good.
It wasn't good.
Did I get a hold of you?
Ah!
Eventually.
Eventually.
Maybe a few days later.
What did you go and do after?
Well, it went to another great dwarf, actually.
What did you do?
I think he meant George.
Oh, sorry, George.
You went to another.
Yes, yes, yes.
After that, I actually did a few months working for delivery.
Yes, yes, yes.
After that, I actually did a few months working for delivery.
Which is like Uber Eats.
Oh, yeah.
Really, yeah.
Did I go good?
No.
Did I ever eat anyone's food?
So what a...
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, there's maybe some people ordered 20 dumplings and only got 18.
You're a ghost.
You're a ghost.
You're a ghost.
You cut your job bank.
Something happened that day.
Bang, you gone.
That's it.
Had enough.
I quit on the first day twice of two different jobs.
You have brush.
Well, I think I've touched both about them.
What haven't I told you really?
Over the years.
But one of them was obviously when I did the door-to-door sales stuff.
Oh, it was the vacuum cleaner.
Yes, that's right.
With the vacuum cleaner.
Yes, that's right.
The vacuum cleaner.
Well, I just...
I'd need a desperate for money, had no qualifications, any of that stuff.
And so you're just literally looking for jobs and did that.
And yeah, like, I wasn't, I was like, nah, not for me.
And then the other was working on a laboring site one day.
And the guy got me first aid, got me to rip out the boxing.
And they had no idea what even what boxing was.
No.
And then crowbared myself in the face,
except the crowbar around the wrong way.
It popped.
Yeah.
Straightened to my teeth.
Useless.
I was like, ah, I might.
I might just...
I'm off.
Not for you.
Nah.
And that's when you realise how good radio is, don't you?
You know, you're trying to do all this sort of stuff.
Yeah, alright.
Physical stuff and can't do it.
Well, radio, actually, you'll find it's a true test of everything.
That's not...
That's not...
It's a test of your brain, your physical,
and most importantly, your mana.
I'll have another...
I'll have another green tea.
And you'll find the ones of the most mana have the most success.
Want to get some?
We'll get some.
Absolutely.
Tom, you quit your job.
You're doing it for one day.
Maybe even less.
What was it?
I was working at the tenories.
I won't say where it was.
And I was stacking cheap pelts on a horse that was coming off.
I can play her.
And I got to about smoke her about ten o'clock.
And I was like, I can't do this anymore because it was so mind numbing.
So I just said I was going to go to the toilet.
And I just went to the toilet and there's a back door.
And I just hung my apron up and walked out the back door and never come back.
And then...
Even though I ringing out like my family members,
because I thought I got stuck in one of the machines at work and they couldn't find me.
Tom, that's brilliant.
Did you even try and collect their end last pay?
Some people were like, that fed up well, they don't even, they don't worry about it.
I don't want your money.
No, I was worried about it and the job was terrible.
And I hung over it on the day that it happened as well.
Yeah, so you're dealing with sheep skin as you said.
So the smell would be awful, wouldn't it?
Oh, it's terrible.
Cannery, man.
It feels like death in there.
Yeah, exactly.
How long was it when they started to ring your family thinking,
oh, he might be in a machine.
Like towards knockoff, like the end of the day.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it for a few hours.
I haven't seen Tom, man.
Could be in the machine.
Yeah.
They run heaps of people too, like friends and everything.
That's nice.
It's like years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, dear.
What do you do now, Tom?
We've got a logging.
Oh, you're saying it.
Geez, you're saying it.
She pushed about that.
Oh, logging.
Logging, yeah.
Good on you, mate.
Have a great day.
Thanks, Tom.
Thank you.
Miles, there's so many texts.
Years ago, my teenage years, I was 10 pain looking for building,
working between jobs.
The agency sent me to a plastic factory for two days.
I was there for two hours before walking off the job.
It was the most mundane, boring job that ever existed.
Very unstimulating.
It's just not for me.
I didn't tell anyone I was leaving.
Just straight out, walked to my car, left later.
Yes.
On Steve.
I'm a big fan of a later ball.
Later ball.
Later ball.
Great feeling, Tony.
Yeah.
Later ball.
Muscle shucking.
OMG, mate.
Did four hours.
Uh, mate did four hours.
Excuse me.
I did six.
Then just left.
Shucks.
You open 10,000 plus and eight hours.
You've got an extra $5.
Cool.
Oh, man.
Not good.
First down the job at the supermarket.
Stacking shelves in the chiller for eight hours.
But ten minutes in, cut my finger with a knife.
Didn't want to tell anyone.
So with one hand in my pocket, the whole shift.
I carried on.
My old man picked me up and asked me how it was.
I said, I'm never going back.
And I did it.
One hand in my pocket.
So that allowed us more seats.
Yeah.
Someone just texted on the crusader.
She quit after that loss.
What?
What?
Hang on.
Hang on.
Just quit. He's not even in there.
But just gone.
That's not fair.
Crusader's losses.
Crusader's losses.
Yeah.
Ha.
Oh, he can't win it in February.
Yeah.
Much has been away.
He must be.
He must he's just.
Just sitting down.
Just repeat that one again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah, ticks came in much.
Crusaders should quit after their loss.
That's a great.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Yeah.
Ramp it out.
Try Hartland.
Hey.
Good on you.
Good on you New Zealand.
Enjoy your work, Edits.
You're actually leaving the building?
Yeah, mate.
Oh.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Any more mausoleum?
Oh, there's heaps for.
Oh, right, OK.
First day after school drive of the local butcher, 30 degrees,
had to clean the scrap bin, fat grease, blow flies.
Oh, no.
See ya.
Oh, no.
That's good, Jason.
Years ago I was a building apprentice.
I worked for a very abusive manipulative little man.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Why did you say, oh, you're like that?
Well, who are you looking at, Malcolm?
You know.
I'm looking right at you.
Oh.
Where are you going with the...
He's up, mate.
Oh, yeah.
It was just me and him before he verbally abused me on the daily.
It was just before Christmas.
He had a lot of work on.
Very busy standing frames in West Melton.
Boss's got abuse on our stage and a big crane in the wind.
when I just dropped the frame, I let it smash the ground, flip the
prick the bed, walk to my car, and I was gone. It was another one.
It ain't a bowl.
Friday, are you away, males, for those who don't know.
Fluffy Friday here, media works. You're allowed to bring your dog to work on
Fridays here. If you've got a dog and you want to do that.
Yeah, that's right. And this had actually caused a bit of a stir
around the office, males. I know you're aware that Fluffy Friday has
returned for the year. A few people were wondering if they could bring
their other pets in.
I thought they'd been it. I thought they'd got rid of Fluffy Friday,
but it's back for 20-26.
Stronger than ever, males.
So anyway, you're allowed your dogs. You're not allowed cats.
You're not allowed birds. But there's a lovely girl out there who has
a, she had a lizard, and she was allowed to bring them in.
Love it, love it, lady. Yeah, I'm so delighted.
Because it doesn't cause any needs to, right?
So she was allowed to bring that in, and I told her.
We're bringing Roger E.
Sorry.
I told these guys, and on Friday, we were going to let her bring the
lizard into show, right?
Because we knew it would annoy Roger.
Yeah.
Not a fact.
No, well, yeah, not a guy that has empathy all the time.
I don't know.
He didn't do it in one night.
Cold-brothered like a reptile.
Like a reptile.
We had it sust for you in the end.
Yeah.
Listen to this, Mum.
This is what happened on Friday.
I got an email from Sophie, have a night. She said,
Mal, I'm so sorry, but I had to take quarter to the emergency
of this overnight, because she had a prolapse bum hop.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So she couldn't bring Quora in today.
Oh, she's recutting.
Oh, she's recutting.
So it's Quora.
Oh.
All right.
She's going to let me know when Quora has.
Oh, I don't care.
And she's going to bring her in to meet you.
I don't know.
I don't think we'll ever see this lizard.
And this lizard will never see us.
So yeah, Creech and myself there, we thought Creech was
filling in for you, Mal's thinking, probably never going to see
the lizard again.
Yeah.
Bring Creech into this.
It was your words.
Don't you try and place a blame, because as we were having
this conversation, Quora had to be euthanized.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Because Quora had had a range of issues as well.
She was missing the tail, and she was blind in one eye.
And then on Friday, that happened.
She had a prolapse bum hole.
And I don't think that could do a lot to save her.
That's what it says.
So thank you, sir.
Yeah.
That is very, why are you laughing, Roger?
Brice.
I just know you're brice's.
Brice's last pain.
Is it still technically a lizard if the lizard doesn't have a tail?
Not laughing, right?
Sometimes I get the giggles when I'm really sad.
No, you don't.
That's not a thing.
No, I don't think so.
That's so, that's so.
I want you to say a few words for Quora, please, Roger.
And just, you're brice.
Yeah, she could do that.
Yeah, she could do that.
You could do that.
Yeah.
I thought it was going to happen.
Sorry.
You should have, uh, lizard this alone, Mel.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, it is.
No.
No.
That's.
That's so, yeah.
That's.
That's so skink of you.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Was that good?
Yeah, that was good.
I see.
That's someone's piece.
I'll say.
On a scale of 1 to 10.
Oh, that's good.
No, that's good.
Can you stop?
Sir.
Oh, yeah.
I can't get enough.
Anyway.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Well, you got bloody cursed that.
That's good.
Yeah.
Just on that though.
Yes.
What are the…
Can I throw it out there?
Of course.
And I'm a bit of a rough phone, Text-3520.
Are you sure you thought this story?
Not really.
But like...
Thinking.
Horrifically or, unfortunately, it weighs your pet
past the way.
Well, you know, like that.
That's a good example.
Don't you judge me much.
Yes, just, just.
I like this, uh, it's because, I mean I don't know if we can
I don't know if it's going to get beaten because Cora the lizard that one that was one in chameleon
Is that what you came in for just that? Yeah, see you later
It didn't see coming unfortunate ways
Your pet is passed away
Cora the lizard was supposed to come in on friday sadly Cora passed away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sad. That is sad
And pet means so much to us all right, so it's not making no we're not watch right Roger Wood though. Stop coming over the top
We're not making light of it, but because pets mean a lot to us, but there are once time has passed
You're able to tell stories sometimes of unfortunate ways they met their maker
I talked to my mom's cat. What's that happened on my budgie? What was your Mickey? Mickey. Mickey. Mickey. Blue blue budgie loved Mickey
Like it was when I live in Parme North when I was a kid
And Mickey the cage had let a fly around the room Mickey get back in the cage
You know good times and then all of a sudden one day
Yeah, my door opened in the morning and my brother was like murky's dead
I was like oh, that's no good low-flow. What's what do you mean? And and then dad came in and anyway years have gone by
But it was lead for me to think that I had mistreated at misfit it not looked after it. It's your fight because of my fault
That's all brother had me to leave yeah
And then we found out years later when we were on the hammer at Christmas time when mucky came up as a chat
And there was like oh yeah, yeah, that's my bad and he had just been on the hammer with his mate
Um and Mickey was making too much noise and so they put Mickey in the cage outside because it's chirping away
Yeah, but it was like August and then they got hammered and forgot about it. Oh froze. Yeah. Oh, that's just so sad
Yeah
But like sort of funny
Where's the funny part?
Time
Virginia get out of here
Good. Thank you. Now a sad ways and accidental
Your pets passed away. What sort of pet did you have? He said music, roach just wasn't it wasn't me it was a mate of mine
She had a pet rabbit winches about five years old. She loved it so much. She accidentally squeezed it today
Oh, no
Yeah, but that wasn't the end of the story who dad didn't want to miss the opportunity
So he cooked it up for dinner at night
Cheers Virginia
They are Australians she's a vet nurse now actually. Well, she's got everlasting guilt
Yep, that's what I say
Don't want to look after mine
Virginia, thank you so much
How hard do you hold your rabbit now?
Very tightly
Might wrap it up there. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Surely not
When we're age five, Mima mate saw dad flush a unfortunate dead goldfish down the toilets
So we did the same thing with the live ones that's from Johnny
Steve says Bryce same thing as you with the budgie but with a mouse accidentally left it outside in August and the mouse became a mycicle
Oh
So my dad had left my budgie. Yeah, so because it was annoying. I'm chirping away. No
It's got about it and winter
Mum ran over my guinea pig with the tractor for that some quarry. Oh, that was an accident. Yeah. Yeah, that's an accident. Yeah
Kiri ran over his own cat. Oh, no
My bacteria passed away taking a crap on the lawn while making eye contact with me. It's his cadence
He's in Napier RIP Gs. They do do that. Don't they? Yeah
I know some humans who try my
When I was a kid had a pet frog inside a glass tank. Yeah, mum was so stingy
She didn't buy proper food for it. So caught flies in a net right to feed it. Yeah problem is
My flies in winter. So the frog staff to death. Oh
No
We do they go
Where are they? This is all back off the back of the lizard. The lizard that unfortunately passed
Yeah, had to be had to be put down too much going on
She had a lot going on including the prolapse of the hole and things had to end on Friday
Yeah, and we're like and I fear enough. Fair enough. We shouldn't be making fun of it and the text came in. I think we've been
We are we're making light of it. We've been making light of it speak for yourself mate
I have not yeah, well the text is stop making fun of that lizard's suffering. Yeah payback is a bitch
She may be a karma chameleon
And another text is just go on and get another one
Using sport next mouth. I don't even know what is going on
On my classic Kiwi Fidla you are man
So Mal you're very very much disliked this morning show we've been talking about horrible things
Yeah, which you were off that obviously unusual ways you pet his dies
Yeah, you're not a big fan of that one. We brought up a foot story. You hate feet. I don't like touching towels
You know found out found out males was a soft boy. I'd never heard of the term soft. No, but you're a real soft boy boy
I heard it around the office. I think Nikita who works here. She's up with the play. Yeah
The terms and you know how these big boy, but there's soft boy apparently
What's a soft boy for those who don't know soft boy is someone who's like overly sensitive. Oh, okay
No, no
And just like yeah, just not much for man
Who's a boy? No, I am. It's a boy
Anyway, now you can help him you can have become more of a hard boy. I'm gonna try
So I came across this research. I yeah, that might actually help men or ladies as well. Yeah, work out for longer
Okay, because stats have shown that men are more likely to stay at the gym longer
If curves are present
Okay, so yeah, we'll put a little booty
So research on motivation visual stimuli shows that environmental cues can increase focus arousal and time spent on task
So pretty much what is around you affects how long you stay visual attraction is increasing dopamine
Well, I see a reward response
And it's not just persistence and it's not distraction. It's sometimes motivation
Seeing something you're liking you're like, I'm just gonna head over to that part and do a bit of work out there
I'm liking what I see trying to act like you're not looking but you're looking and
So that's what I've heard and and you're doing that but make you work out longer
People do those things to try and be impressive. Of course. Yeah, I might go back to the gym because that's the same person
Exactly and some new curves might come on in and you're thinking of leaving, but hello. Yeah, I'm gonna you stay and go do that
a bit more
For me when I'm working out it's bloody blinkers
And I don't even know there's other people at the gym
I'm getting my I'm just like get my pump and then get me creotied
You say off. Yeah
Imagine Miles because you've been going to the gym a lot. Oh, baby. You should have seen it a huge your own voice
That's you
Miles don't you like you love the Rooshie. No, what do you call it? The Rooshie in shorts?
What are those
You're actually just goes next like here's a janitor
This is walking over there with a broom with a bucket
He's in the
video
And Miles because you go you go to the gym a lot
You know, pumping weights and stuff
So is that why you're going a lot or is it the ladies looking at you?
I haven't I haven't really noticed that actually ladies at the gym I go to I didn't realize there was I believe there is a
Ladies only part to that gym. I thought that's where they all were
No, they're down in that other area too because we go to the same gym. Oh, right. Yeah, there's a lot
Yeah, I'm just ladies. Yeah, I ain't seen any of them now now now mouth your research makes sense for you know the simple man out there
Roger, what is all you would have got you to the gym one knowing this and seeing this?
Well, it's funny you sent it because um, I'm usually going to the gym around but some I get there 12 12 31 o'clock
Yeah, and there's no like there's literally the only people it must be like
Well, you got to say eye candy. No, no, it's like um senior citizens are when I'm there. Well, you're in a you live in a village
It's like you know, you've got a you've got a rest home. What are you in Rhyman?
What are you hiding?
It's just whatever I'm there. It's just like guys guys. I mean good on them guys in their 70s
It's all there is there
It's like that
Actually kind of thing about yeah, my wife spending a lot of time at the gym lately
I think I know why
Because it works way she got this very muscular trainer
Just working out dancing with them on the beach and stuff like that workout
And good news not just for men and ladies too because you've started a new gym
Haven't you and so if there was like hot guys there you might work out longer
And I've pretty much joined this gym because there are so many hot men there. So this relates to women as well. I've been seeing you there yet
Oh
Mulsies there. There wasn't any mulsies. Did you see mulsie? Yeah, yeah, we know different
I'm not going the same time
Absolutely not but it's this great new research that
Men statistically more likely to stay at the gym longer if curves are present
Right, it's like what you visually see as it is attracting you stay there just in spite you to get motivated
Working out harder and longer and vice versa as well
A man in great shape. I mean, that's keeping the label
Now sometimes I can go wrong trying to impress
Someone that you're after which is what we're talking about and Mitch you were you telling us off here of when wrong for you
Not at the gym though much not at the gym though
This was I was in a high school at the time. I just got my license and thought I was real cool guy
Went out and I picked up the school that I was that I fancy yeah
Hitter hitter in the driver in the passengers seat there. We're driving along in this
Like a rabbit ran out across from front of the road
Yeah, I did the jockey kind of like whoa with the steering wheel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like what hit it? She's a oh my god. No, don't hit there if you hit that rabbit
I would have just burst into tears. I was like yeah, she loved animals. I wouldn't know. I'm only I wouldn't
As I'm saying I wouldn't do that
Yeah, a possum runs out in front of the car
Then it's just good
You ran over a possum. I hit this possum
and uh didn't go well after that um
Well, that was pretty embarrassing
Why what happened to she yeah, what happened? How she ended all what yeah, oh, I think I just kind of dropped it high
Of course
Going wrong went wrong
Press a girl now Bryce
Brock Fraser New Zealand singer songwriter um huge very talented
Yeah, there was once a time and I obviously was single well before married and all of that and
And Brock Fraser a lovely person. We're at some sort of musical. It's still the story many times
But just on trial and press girl and it going wrong might help might inspire you to think of something and there I was
Spading away chatting away thinking that all things were going well
I thought what was interested in what my chat was. Yes, you know, I was a young fella
Thinking I had this going well. I'm in having chat just getting laughs and all this sort of stuff
Yeah, you little beauty anyway, and then when Trina when presser she'd been at the time doing those Christian ads the
CCF ads to sponsor the kids
And I told her that I actually she'd um encouraged me and inspired me to sponsor two African kids
And she she loved it
Yeah, she was like oh my god, that's so amazing and then and then uh, and so it's going well
And then yeah, Jason kerosene from op shop. Yeah, he came over and he I think he might have been interested as well
Yeah, and he came in and just absolutely severed me at the knees and it's like because he knew me
I were mates and he's like do yeah, and I was like get out of here kerosene. Yeah, what do you want? And he's like what are their names?
It just put me on the spot like what the African kids names. Well, yeah, yeah
And I said nothing and came back was like Keith and Darrell
and um
And did you get it? Yeah, she like she didn't even say goodbye
She just walked off and it was just
Mean being kerosene standing there
And he raised his cup and he said to Keith and Darrell
We'd shank down drinks
You needed a lifeline brice
Oh
He still sponsor Keith and Darrell to stay brice Keith and Darrell have gone on to
Be massive and Bitcoin
Good on the man
Really taking a dive lately. Yeah, that going real good. Peter Darrell. That's amazing
Produce them much
I'm intrigued here. We're talking about him and Margot Robbie have stuff in common. Yes
We certainly do so we're looking at of course. We just talked about Aussie's last black Sabbath's last ever gig back to the beginning
Reminded you when we all went back to our first jobs. You found I mean celebrities weren't always celebrities were they much?
No, absolutely not
So we went back to the beginning back to our first jobs
I mentioned before brice miles service station at 10.000. Yeah, I actually used to work at subway
I went back to the subway and denied it you did and
Me and me all my Margot Robbie got a bit in common here. She used to work at subway to
Oh
Come on sandwich artists unbelievable
You guys what a couple you'd be on anything else in common?
Oh, I heard she puts baked beans on her nachos
If you just run as much as a massive fan of bones
Bones of bones
Yeah, what about some other celebs other celebs the hymns worth brothers. Yeah, Chris hymns worth
Heat cleaned him repaired breast pumps
That is so nice. It's cooler than Leibs. He was a baker at Bakers Delight making hot cross buns. Hey, they might that's not all the job
Hugh Jackman as well. He was a clown that taught PE
Let's see. No, was he right?
Amazing nephew McConaughey
McConaughey
He shot armadillos though a tear it up grains
Texas golf course that he worked at also he was paid to go out and shoot the armadillos
That's a great well. It almost sounds like a scene that he would be a exactly not a bad first job
Um Danny DeVito roles you've famously been compared to him. Oh, yeah
Very very mean as you famously be compared to what Danny DeVito did as a job
Possibly because Danny DeVito styled here for the deceased at a mortuary
What a hole so he worked on dead bodies he worked on dead bodies that they make up here
So it will be gold goldberg actually. Oh wow. Yeah
Johnny DeVito used to sell ballpoint pins
Christopher walkin was an assistant lion tamer with a traveling circus. Oh, wow
That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. I don't want to hear how he says it as well
You know, is it full fighters?
Fighters
And Raju revealed you are a huge spyskills fam which one was Victoria Began?
Uh posh posh splice used to cling toilets at an airport. Well, that is fine
I don't believe that
They mean that
I don't believe that
Of what she came for if you see that doggo
They would seem way above her to be honest
I'm built below who I should say so that great stuff that much great something you got to start somewhere nice good research
I used to do something pretty crazy guys
We're that she never high crate get 18. I'm sorry. Can we can we find out next? Absolutely your first job first ever job
So they shock you and they not could be anything. It's really good
Getting to though our first jobs which we did last year very successful back to the beginning sort of thing
We're all began new Bryson Mills are very successful into the Waikato pump gases what you guys used to do
We were petroleum transitions sometimes at the same petrol stations. Yeah
Different periods. That's right. Yeah, we did a bunch of them was I like getting back out there. It was great
Yeah, it was cool. It was for you. It was a great morning
Yeah, I wouldn't say mine was successful. I had to look after done. Oh, that's right rock drivers three boys
They treated you bad. Yeah, I think we had to leave we had to actually physically get in the car and leave get out of there
Yeah, they had these like foam things that they were hitting me with
I was locked in a pantry at one point. It's um. Yeah, it's really triggered me
I've actually had to move about half an hour away
No, they don't know well for me at all. Don't don't kids lovely boys, but they're not actually allowed within half an hour
And much you went to Subway, which is where you used to work of course
And of course now Creech new to the show. Yes, we don't know much about your first job
Well, can I guess was it in a restaurant? No, but I did eventually get it right. Yeah, yeah
Uh, I mean you told us you're a fabricator, but then you walk out of that job was that the first job you did though?
No, unfortunately not no my first job was
It's slightly more lucrative than all of those options my friends my first job
Was a stripper
So it sort of came about and high school last year or high school
Went to a lot of parties did a lot of dancing
Maybe sometimes the dancing would eventually into very sweaty moves. You are a performer
Thank you, which would which you know would it would make me
Remove yeah have seen and so you're always removing it
And this is unpaid at first and then I had a friend of mine. Well, I know Quaintants one would say he comes up
He says mate. I reckon we can make money off this
I reckon we hire you out to some of these people
So we start talking around and people around the party goes by the way if you want him at your party
We can get him at the next one you end up different parties than I went to yeah, and so I went to a couple of parties and
Yeah, they just pay me then we bucks just just to take off a few clothes
Well
There we go Roger
So then wheel you out at parties and you take your clothes off. Yep, exactly for $50
Is it all yeah, well, I mean look at and then I get to be at the party as well. It was like an invite plus $50
You know, I mean the invite's probably the more important part
What would you get down to your undies?
Yeah, yeah, let's just say that
G a G bang I think I've told the story before when I did this at
And a new years party in the pie here campsite the old wet jock contest and I borrowed a friend lazy white g
And yeah, and that that I actually won $50. Oh
Wait, what a wet jock contest. Yeah
One of my one of my proudest achievement. Do you only only two people in this room own a G string? Yeah
Mal's one of the many and roaches the other strangely I do
Yeah
We sometimes Roger. Where's it be never tells us which day? No
I don't have a G string, but I've got these undies that are normal on the front, but I'm then nuts at the back
Cheeky. Why are they gonna catch?
What?
Would know. Do you know what it actually I could see you being a
Yeah, I think one thing that is
Quite crazy about me is I reckon if my hips took a lie detector that passed because they don't lie
Oh, that's so sexy bro
Great now I'm gonna see you bro
Oh
Come back. I mean, I use this is something you'd like to maybe revisit
Of course
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