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We got some cash to give away. Thanks to this new movie. There were seven of them

Seven rich pricks

Between myself and 28 billion dollars

If I were to prove a few branches of the family tree

We've got a share of two and a half thousand dollars

So two and a half K to give away all this week a share of that every day in this week to give away

So pretty much five hundred bucks a day and we want to know speaking of family trees and wills

I like to rock phone. Yeah, we're gonna look at different ones. Yeah, different ones throughout the week

But what a way to start it given that he's got a off seven family

Seven

In terms of wills he couldn't hear it was a 28 billion 28 billion billion

Any anyone we want to know from you you can call us all right hundred rock phone

What did you inherit from the will anybody here? Even though anybody that's any hero said anything good Rod you stand to inherit

Wealth of a triumph cars, which he talked about before. Yeah

Well, I'm assuming that my dad has left them to me. There's like a hundred and fifty

Also, it's not in the world actually might a change might a change actually mail

Yeah, I mean it could have changed

Yeah, probably 150 triumph cars that don't go under the hedge in his house and probably about 30 odd

How much the hedge? Oh, he's just crammed them in miles

Yeah, they do work. Wow actually nothing

It'll cost you

Price is a hundred percent on because wet my well. I put any debt. I have to be passed on to Rod

Yeah, so you've got my mortgage

It's as well as the drive cars

Yeah, I left a offer leather jacket to price and my will

Vintage bomber. Yeah, it's a red jacket. Yeah, yeah, you always make because you never wear it

Yeah, okay, why don't you just give it to him now? No, I'm not going

Out of spite. He's gonna try and off me

Trying off me. No, I like me. You're leaving me there

Yeah, and the only person I know who's left a more producer merch morning to you

May you have left a tractor

Yeah, well you've actually got it. I do. I've got an old imperial. It's like a

1933 tractor. I wouldn't even know how to start it. It's like a you got it. It's like a old

Worth money though

Assume so if you go go

Well, we haven't got a gun for a while. It's something like they swapped out the old oil and put new oil in but they needed like the

Older more viscous oil and the engine or something like that sounds like Roger

Same age. Yeah, I don't think it's worth quite as much as Roger

Creates you been left anything or anything to leave nothing and I certainly don't have anything to leave

I've got

You just you just got a bed. Yeah exactly just recently got a bed my dad

I realized my car is actually still under his name and they just sent me a photo of a bunch of parking tickets that I have to pay him back for

So

You've got less than that. I never been like that. Oh man. Those were the days where it was just like skint

Nothing to your name. Yeah, but life is good. Yeah, exactly

Yeah, you live your life

Then you have kids and a wife and oh god

Anywho

I'll add a rock for ten cents three five two zero. You could one cash

If you can tell us what you've been left in your well-wed stuff. You're gonna win here. Let us know

Tell you what no vice versa if you're Roger's daughters at the moment

You're sitting pretty lucky girl. Oh that property. Hope he doesn't change his oil

Lincoln mark this could be all yours

Um you raised a good point price before like my dad. I'm assuming he's let me his maybe he hasn't but triumph cars

They were in the well 150 scrap metal really. I mean some go most don't but they're the cost of getting rid of those

Yeah, I mean like imagine 150 cars how many trucks and

$1,000 right? Well, because this is the thing because we want to know with this money to give away

What you have inherited from will now it doesn't have to be like you inherited two properties and you're like

Cool look at me like of now that you might have inherited a big old bill

It doesn't have to be this doesn't have to be a good story

No, I mean this is not good potentially gonna be good because I mean when are you gonna get this jacket price?

That mouth lady in his well. I mean miles is gonna pass away

I mean maybe what

Next 10 years. I don't know like when am I getting a 10 years. What when I'm 60

Valsers. All right. On the way out

Why did she say that?

Also down your on your way out. Yeah does does your wife Emma know and when when can I when when still let it come and grab it

Like can I wear it as I'm a poor bearer?

Where it is where it is a poor bearer? Can I wear 100% mid mid eulogy?

Yes, we're into the funeral. Yeah, we're to the memorial service

It also don't make the mistake miles on you'll you'll be dead

So it won't matter but that the family won't dress you in that jacket. Yeah

All right, so it's an instruction

All price it'll be open casket

And in price bros will say and he'll take it off me

No, cuz I'll come say goodbye first, but it'll be like they'd be like a that's not take it

But they'd be like a kubi or enthusiasm episode

That's so Larry David be like

Promise me

Yeah, my wife Emma will be like

Okay, you did promise it to him. So you're right now

Yeah, I'm on the way out

Let's get to taught. Yeah, talking of what you did in here at good morning mate

What do you make how's it going? Yeah good talk to the movie's called how to make a killing and it's about

This guy who's left 28 billion if he gets rid of seven of his relatives. Oh, what what were you left?

Um, so my great grandfather was in our woodwar two fighting the

Japanese up in Malaya and he ended up

fighting the Japanese for about four or five years and yeah at the end of the war he

Ended up going up to a Japanese general and taking a samurai sort of him

And he came yeah came back with it. So I got I'm hopefully getting left with it

So he's still around pretty could have been here. No, no, no, he's he's passed away

But um, I think my dad's got it at the moment, but hopefully I get it in the world

Okay, I mean I wonder how much that's very like that must be so much ridiculous

Yeah, I don't know how much it's worth it. It's just a piece of

Family history I reckon then never to be sold I think so until you've got it um Todd

So has anyone yeah had it verified a stuff? I've seen weird yeah, yeah, it's okay

Yeah, they've taken it to a place and um, I think it's in the city somewhere and had it verified and you take the handle all off

And it's all engraved and got the guy's name in it and Japanese and all sort

So it's pretty yeah, it's pretty cool way that is cool

So that's coming your way

Yeah, hopefully for this craft got any other siblings

Yeah, I do, but they're all not really interested. So hopefully hopefully it's passed down to me

Oh, you just wait though. You just wait when that when the time comes they'll put a claim and you make sure it's in there on

Because prices like hassling me for this jacket

Yeah, yeah, just give them the jacket

You guys

Sean reckons that uh, and depends on what order has aunts and uncles pass away, right?

He's set to inherit a roughly six million dollars if the dominoes

Yeah, it does it does a couple of strange things

Marty says he's getting 19th and 20th century English Bear Steins

I yeah big old yeah

And then Kate also is getting left

He has received in a will the original in first edition unopened big bottle of Alan P

That's so easy

Well what is it worth anything? There's the thing he says he's right up so many times he's run out of mixes and thought

I should like crack it yeah and wonder what it would taste like after 60 odd years

Yeah.

Holy heck, that is amazing.

That'd be rank.

Yeah.

Back with bad news this morning.

Morning, Bryce.

Morning, guys.

Morning.

Ever heard of Hercules?

Not.

I mean, no.

Well, only the last sort of two or three days, Bryce.

Yeah, yeah.

Apart from that, I never had, but Tuesday was famous this beer.

What a legend.

Oh, is it the beer?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not the beer, no.

Yeah, so obviously there's the things with it.

Usually when we have bad news to it, it's often something quite grim.

That's right.

But this is more a lighthearted, fun beer news.

And we always have to say, you know, if it's a black fight back.

We?

Yeah.

Well, I say this.

Yeah.

Brown go down.

No, stay down.

Stay down.

That might be your one.

My one.

Well, this could be.

This could be all the weekend.

This could be if it's brown.

It'll buy you a round.

Oh, that's right.

It was an absolute legend and purchase from 50 pounds

from a highland wildlife buck.

Who knew you could just buy beers?

That was a different time.

Hercules was trained to wrestle and start in these TV ads.

Right.

He was in this famous toilet roll commercial.

Anyway, became part of the legend.

He also did you know one the Scottish touristbord's personality

of the year, and was featured on the cover of Time magazine?

I mean, this beer is phenomenal.

He was on Rogers when a Rogers fan wrote movies, octopus-y.

He was in a Bond movie.

I did not know this bear was in a Bond movie.

It's like the story just gets better, Bryce.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so he used to go to the bar and just sing handles.

What an awesome bear.

Bear on a bear.

Hercules, he's a regular in here.

He used to be fine.

Most days, propping up the bar at his favourite spot.

He loved coming inside, being inside.

Everyone would just sit, watching in here,

would walk around amongst them all.

Hercules was a wee bit partial to an odd tipple.

Heard quite a shandy.

He loved advocate and a baby shan.

You had to watch him and the baby shan though.

Hey, we could go overboard or stuff.

What did you say?

He had no idea what she's doing.

He got wee bit tipsy, a couple of times.

And if it just sort of hit big, lazy bear,

like a big, stumbly, fur coat.

I think she said it.

It's just like me.

It's just like me at the bar.

Stumbed on round.

Okay.

Rallying away.

Can you imagine that being in a bear?

It's so cool.

In a grizzly bear.

No.

I can't imagine that.

Really awesome.

They were obviously very famous in Scotland,

made a little doko,

and here they are talking about how much they love,

the couple love Hercules.

To have a relationship.

Or any kind,

whether it's human beings,

a good relationship.

There needs to be trust here.

Good boy.

Come on out.

Good boy.

Hercules gave us his trust.

That's what really happened.

And we gave him Ayos.

I got him now.

I got this bear now.

You got up at seven.

You got Hercules.

Beans, his eggs,

his bread,

or sausages.

I cooked and cooked and cooked.

Right, busy building, Ayos.

Come and get it, boy.

Come on, baby.

And then you would have coffee

with evaporated milk and sugar.

It's quite easy to, you know,

cook stuff.

You let it ready, ready made.

It was very spoiled, yeah.

It was made nice.

A good point in your old plate.

It was quite normal for me.

I was extraordinary for other people to see.

Yeah, great.

Yeah.

Go ahead and say,

full-size grocery bear.

Died in 2001, yeah.

All right.

There's a life-size bronze statue

that stands in his hometown where he was now.

Say you don't remember.

Rest in peace, Hercules.

Great story.

Great story.

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I'm a goodness me.

Producer Kreach joins us.

Are you part of this pre-party as well?

Yep.

I'm going to be there as well.

You and I.

I'm not the DJ.

No, I'm just, I'm just tagging along.

You're like, you're like,

we just shook up a 1.5 a Pepsi.

Exactly.

He's a fizz stuck.

Yeah, sure am.

Like, sure am.

And I'm going to be giving the fizz

to everyone at the prize.

And as well.

Your Pepsi mess.

I'm full of fizz.

And I've got plenty to give.

And I'll still have it,

even if I give it to you.

Yeah, man.

What do I do?

I don't know how long I'm going to stay for,

but I think we can turn those pre's

into the actual party and then into the kick-ons.

And then no sleep till home growth.

Get on your mind.

Sonia, man.

That's awesome.

And also, it sounded so well prepared.

Sonia, we're welcome.

When Roger was pointing at you,

when he was playing at stuff.

And it was like, and I was like,

what is he pointing at?

Like, what is coming?

Yeah.

I am.

To your pre-party.

You're like that bowling guy.

Who do you think you are?

I am.

Yes, sir.

I was like.

I produce a much has been very quiet this morning.

So Friday.

Friday.

I mean, he was excited.

You're excited, much.

Super rugby kicked off.

And Danita and under the roof,

Harland is crusaders.

You're all your crusaders, shoot.

Sure, Dad.

Yeah.

Yep.

At one point you were saying,

and correct me if I'm wrong,

you said the crusaders will put 50 on the Harlanders.

You said at one point Friday morning.

Yeah, he did.

No, he did.

He did.

And then he also said something egregious

about what the crusaders were going to do

to the Harlanders.

On the podcast, Miles.

Have a listen.

Yeah.

The crusaders are going to use the Harlanders

like a fleesh-line.

Oh!

Get out of there, much.

How did that go?

No, no, not quite planned.

Classic Ding Dong battle, Southern Derby.

How good is it that you left all your good players

on the bench because you're the arrogant?

What are you going to say?

Oh!

That's so arrogant.

You're like vintage arrogance.

Early in the season.

Early in the season.

What happened?

What happened to them?

Well, they lost now.

You know what, we're wrong.

You were so, you were so egregious.

What?

Clearly, the Harlanders scored more tries.

tries. But I'm not too worried about it. We've come back from worse. Holland is

off. You're going to miss that you're you're you're you're you're

teetering. There's a season on the ring. It is time to push the panic button.

That's right. That's not touching it. Not touching the panic button. What I love

is that the Cain's remain unbeaten. What a start.

I want to start. Oh, Merch. Oh, they've got an advantage. The Holland is the

crusade. It's count orders.

And that is the game. They win the opening game of the super rugby season by 25 points to 23.

Right. You might get relegated to the heartland. Oh, shut up.

Well done to my nephew. Locust case as well. What a what a ripper of a day.

Bull at number eight. No, Holland is unbelievable.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ethan to Groot. Nathan Blackheader last week's guest going out.

I see. Oh, mate. They got stuck into each other.

It was so good. Here's a song for them. First full of steel.

Reg against the machine. You're on the rock after cheeks too, Roger.

Oh, yeah.

Huge weekend. We've just had a super rugby, which we'll talk more about throughout

the morning. I'm sure and Mel, well, you into the cell GP, which is on in the weekend in Auckland.

Well, I got invited to the one yesterday. So obviously on Saturday, there was a bit of a crash.

New Zealand France. And he was the guy that had the compound.

Sorry, his name.

Compound fracture. Two, so there's a difference between the two boats.

Yeah. Oh, and you saw the crash and they said, oh, yeah.

Two sailors have been taken to a hospital.

And one was New Zealand, obviously. One was the French boy.

But I didn't French sailor show say, but I didn't know it was as bad as

calm like bones out of the skin, man.

I had heard he was bad, but I didn't realise how bad that was.

So yeah, compound fractures to both legs.

Obviously, New Zealand was out of it yesterday.

I've been recovering. Yeah.

Well, yeah, bone sticking through the skin.

Oh, you're not one.

So they were out of the race yesterday.

But look, I don't really know much about it.

I got invited and it was really exciting.

The weather had changed all the the timing,

so Miles, you went to tune in yesterday afternoon and it was over.

Five to one.

I want to see what was going on.

It's finished.

It was literally like four seasons in one.

And I guess the wind made for some very exciting race scene.

One of the boats had almost tipped over.

And don't ask me anything more.

It was just a really exciting day.

I wore white and it absolutely poured down.

So I had to go dry myself off,

because everything was see-through.

But what a fantastic day.

Oh, that's not a change.

And what sort of semen were there?

What sort of semen were there?

They got deep, very deep in the water there.

Here, today, gone tomorrow.

How do I make a killing in cinemas?

26th of February.

Yeah, $28 billion on the line.

And seven people in his way.

Family members in his way.

Something I could see Raj doing.

The premise of the film.

You can do whatever you have to do.

It's quite good, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of money, isn't it?

Yeah.

We know.

Yeah.

Where's Mulsi?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Seven.

Seven radio now.

Just standing in the way.

I wouldn't want to know what you're doing.

Got me thinking.

You know, talking of inheritance.

So obviously, the premise of this movie

stands to inherit that much money.

Uh, it does what he has to do.

And we're talking about where you inherit it from a while

an hour ago, because we've got this money to go away.

$2,500,000 throughout the week.

Yes.

Like, five hundred a morning.

We've only given away, I think, a Hyundai sofa.

We only have price.

So, before $2,000, another $400 to go away.

But when you talk of inheritance,

like, not just physically from a well or whatever.

Yeah.

But what have you inherited genes wise?

Oh.

You know, like, you've had no say in it.

Yeah.

What has been passed down where you're like,

oh, thanks.

I know.

I didn't even ever say in it.

And your siblings get the good genes.

Yeah.

That can happen.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

But there's like, they'll be,

and you've got something they'll go like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, great.

I'm called Terry had that.

Yeah.

Why did I get it?

Why did I get it?

Why did I get it?

It's not fair.

Yeah, we don't know.

I mean, I've said this before.

I think the only one in my sort of

direct family, not cousins,

but aunties and uncles and all that,

that have my own teeth.

You're the only one that had.

I think like in my direct family.

And that's falling out.

That's falling out.

Right, so you're like, what are your weak teeth?

Yeah, like in the 1700s or something.

Geez, my sister.

It's like we're back at the potato family in Ireland.

Yeah.

I mean, I got wooden teeth.

So, I mean, I've got my own teeth,

like my mum and dad don't.

My sister doesn't.

Wow.

Nana and Granddad on both sides, never did.

Genetics, eh?

Oh, my aunties and uncles all lost their teeth,

really, really poor and false teeth.

Wow.

So, I need fluoridol.

Why is he like, you're lucky.

You're like the before fighter on the Colgate.

I'm a before fighter.

Yeah.

And my teeth are regarded as good in my family.

Really?

I've inherited from both sides.

Terrible, too.

Yeah, and were they look awful?

So, no, no.

So vile water.

No, no, no, no.

You look sensational in veneers, Eric.

Oh, yeah.

Tom Cruisey.

I love you.

You look good.

I love nothing more than some new teeth.

Yeah.

Don't know.

You don't know what he's doing.

He's trying to use radiodors.

No, because then you're disgusting.

No, I want him with new teeth, because they, um,

they just sit a little bit too much at the front.

They're just a bit too prominent.

And they're a bit too bright.

So, they fix it.

Well, let's go on Mal, you know, calling me vile.

Well, that's called your worst.

Yeah.

New teeth ain't gonna help.

Yeah, she's just nice.

That's good.

I, I, I, I'm nasty good.

Anything else?

Anything else apart from bad teeth, right?

Terrible hips.

Bad her.

Like, same, same with my family.

My direct family.

I mean, I'm not talking my sister, but like,

all of my dad's side of the family all have had hip operations.

There's not one auntie or uncle or granddad.

My dad, everyone has had dodgy poor weak hips.

And so, I'm the only one that hasn't yet to have a hip operation.

What's that, what's that?

Hey, Chris, you're like a, I don't know if you are,

but if you feel like a, I, I feel like you're a Harry Potter guy.

Is it Dobby?

Dobby, Dobby the elf.

Dobby doesn't like socks master.

Dobby has no friends.

I feel like Roger's Dobby.

Mitch is not in.

Mitch, what is, yeah, what bad, what bad genetics do you have?

Do you think, what, what, what did you get passed down?

Do you think you're found?

No, I'm not intelligent.

Anything stand out or, or are you tipped off, mate?

Oh, I mean, pretty tipped off, but maybe squinty eyes.

I got, I got, I got the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going, I just, I'm instantly can throw it out there.

I've got the, I've inherited the boldness.

Of course.

Yeah, this, and the skinny legs.

You see how, actually, yeah, what you can like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no matter what I do is try.

I think I'm making progress and then still,

anybody that goes up, even with,

every time, don't stop, don't stop.

How do they stand on that?

That's just milk.

Well, I got, I got given a flat chest.

I had to pay for enlargements.

What do you get, um, carpet plants?

What do you get?

Yeah, why don't you get carpet plants because I'd,

I'd get them as well because I got, I in here,

it did skinny calves.

Carves are genetics.

Maybe I can use, uh, use mals, breasts,

put them in my calves.

Can try.

We want to know though, what did you inherit when it comes to jeans, badge and eddics, and

I had a rock phone text in 3520, so I mean so many like you, for example, price and me.

Oh, yeah, single me out, nothing good, nothing good, boredness.

Actually, I've got a few, but I don't know what you mean, nothing.

But that's the one bad thing.

Baldness, I was screwed either side, you know how they say things like that, depends on

about your mother's side or whatever, my mum's dad had like full alopecia, like he didn't

at the end, like he didn't have eyebrows or anything.

So I've got that to look forward to.

All my dad's dad just had the classic baldness, so I've screwed from him.

But you're probably massive pubic here, guys.

You'll be okay.

Like, oh man's bed stuff.

Well, there's a bed.

Vines.

Yeah, no problem growing down there.

Yeah, like a massive bush.

Got massive dad bush, apparently.

To the phones, we go.

G'day, Lee, how are you?

You're too shabby, man, how are you?

Yeah, well, Lee.

Yeah, well, I mean, we're all being sort of inherited bad genes.

What about yourself?

Oh, mate, I'm glad he inherited my mum's Hoover of a nose.

So I look huge, glad he knows, and then I inherited my dad's spider legs,

so constantly giving grease about that my whole life.

Well, my sister's my dad, you know, always reminded me.

Man, you'd almost look like one of those big, big birds with the skinny legs.

Like, like, our vines just walked in to the big nose.

Oh, my sister.

Mate, is it?

He don't know what I saw him because I saw his nose

for about five seconds before the vines.

Hasn't seen swipe cut.

Have you ever known if you've seen...

He used to put his seat all the way around his nose,

his touch on the other screen.

He's just walked out, and he's had enough.

I don't know if you've seen video as opportunists of Rhinely,

because, you know, he's been with us.

Yeah, it's just a year.

I'll see you as the first thing you see on the video, mate.

This is an absolute drive-by on Rhinely.

Yeah, no, I can match that nose, and I can match that.

How do you stay upright, though?

You're texturing, constantly teetering on those chicken legs

like I've got, and Bryce has got.

Oh, no, it's just a balancing act, though.

Yeah.

No, I'm only like three, or I'll give him a grief about it.

God, take his toys away.

How do I make a killing in cinema's 26th of February?

$100 all yours, mate.

Yeah, you can have that.

Oh, shit, mate.

That's great.

My birthday.

So that's bloody worth it.

Oh, happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Good luck, mate.

Good on you, mate.

Hold there.

Let's go, Nicky.

Nicky, good morning.

How are you?

Morning, team.

Good.

How are you?

Yes, so good.

You inherited what, bad genes, bad genetics?

Oh, I've got a bit of everything,

but the main one is the varicose vein.

It's got the chunky, the lumpy, the green,

the cancels.

You name it, I've got it.

That's an interesting thing, eh?

Usually, you always thought you saw them on older people,

but when did you start noticing them, the bigger veins?

No, I've had it for years.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, absolute years.

I've got them in the top to the bottom,

where I don't wear skirts, I don't wear shorts,

I don't even want to wear togs.

I've got the full blow, and to get them removed,

you're looking it up with the 13,000,

because they have to be stripped out.

Oh, geez, Nicky.

I don't really, I tell you what, it was 13, it's a lot of money.

Yeah, these are the full chunky,

like not just the spider ones,

but the full blow and you're like,

you're men of veins, but the green, yeah.

Did they serve any purpose?

Did they serve any purpose?

Yeah, like how can you even take out veins?

What do you think you'd need them?

Oh, probably if you'd gone in a horror show or something,

then maybe that's the purpose,

but no, no, they're just blood flow, blood flow,

but mine, the blood goes out,

and then it struggles to get back down,

so it pulls up those veins to bowl down.

Oh, I got you.

I could pull, yeah.

Well, Nicky, it's not good,

but we've got this, this cash to give away,

so you can get $100.

I'll put it towards them,

do you think?

Heaps of text have come through,

Miles Studio 3520.

Learn my two older kids in here,

did my dad's grade here,

they both started going great high school.

Wow, that's a good look.

Like teenagers, that's off fair.

At least I've got here though.

Mm, true.

Yeah, you can die here.

Because there's guys that lose their hair at college.

That's brutal.

And that's cruel.

Yeah, that's super cruel.

I lost my sense of smell from about the age of 15,

same as my mother, Céslie.

It's interesting.

It's smell.

One for you, male, I inherited ingrown toenails.

I've had six removed from one toe, from Ethan.

Stank fate.

That's what I produced at Crete, yeah.

Or did something happen to him?

Was that bad genes?

You've got bad feet.

Ah, I don't think it's genetics.

I think it's just me and the family that's got the bun toe.

But I am deaf in my left ear.

I think I might have gotten that from granddad.

I think it's more than that.

Or your bush doof.

Yeah, it could be that as well.

A few things that I'm looking at.

I was given two chronic pain conditions,

one each from my parents.

Yeah.

And teeth that needed braces, but my brother,

absolutely nothing.

Ah, I've got all the good stuff.

No, it just came in and said,

big dome, and that's all it says.

Ryan says, shortness, we're all midgets in my family.

And other one says, my missus has web toes, so does their mum.

What's sorry about web toes?

Yeah, that's a thing.

Web toes.

Good swimmers, though.

And Sarah says, I got my dad's big ears, guts, and bad attitudes.

You can fix a few of them, okay?

Yes, that's what we'll give Sarah $100 in.

There we go.

There you go, Sarah.

Oh, no, Sarah.

Josh Fries, who of course was drumming with him for a couple of years.

I see he, he's been really silent really,

ever since he was let go from the band,

and then did nothing to fear over the weekend,

which came out where he's starting to bit by bit,

lead out more and more.

And he was saying, oh, they were great to me,

until they weren't great to me.

And he still can't really work it out,

but he said, don't feel sorry for me, anyone,

because since then he's gone straight back in with nine-inch nails,

and he's worked with Weezer,

and he's done all this work with other bands,

which is always, you know, sort of feels like where he's supposed to be,

but he said in it, I don't know what happened.

I don't know what I did.

Mysterious, isn't it?

It's not a wall.

Was it not even a call?

Just heard about it.

Well, I think he got told, but he just doesn't know why he ended.

They didn't.

It feels like a marriage, yeah.

Sorry, man.

No, that's okay.

It feels like a marriage.

Yeah.

You're in the, you're in the doll box.

You're in a wall.

And then it's all over, you know?

It might happen.

Paraphrasing him, he was saying, one of his quotes was saying that

he was like, all it was was you doing great, you're sounding awesome,

and then all of a sudden, I'm out of the band.

Yeah, it happens in radio.

And there are just two.

One minute, you're happy, the next one.

One minute.

Doesn't it hurt?

Doesn't it, mate?

All right.

Hey, the black foils.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sale GP.

One minute, you're in a boat and one minute, you know?

Oh, gosh.

This wasn't saying on Saturday, wasn't it?

This was on Saturday.

The black foils, New Zealand, and France ran into each other.

Three, four, five, six.

Oh, no!

And the black foils coincided in the middle of it.

Oh, they lost the boat, they're the black foils.

They just got a little loose.

Rodgers came out, the water, that was a massive incident.

And so, two inches, two injuries, I should say.

Badly one of our guys, Mel.

Well, OK, so his name is Louis Sinclair.

Hopefully, I've said that right.

Black foils grind a suffered compound fractures

in both his legs after that crash.

He must have taken the brunt on that of the French boat, Paul Guy.

Hope he's recovering well.

Nali, Nali, injuries, man.

Both legs compound.

So that's bone through skin, eh?

Can you imagine that compound?

Yep, that is.

So he'd be in his position.

He's got compound fractures.

They have to get him out.

Probably onto one of the chase boats that they have.

Then they got to get him to just bumping.

Yeah, just like all of that.

Oh, that's a really good guy.

Phil and you ACC form when you get there.

Such a pro-cease.

That's a good one.

That is ACC.

He's in the ED waiting.

Paul Guy, can you just take a seat?

No, I can't.

Oh, man.

I feel for him.

All of that.

He'll love that.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Yeah, thoughts with you.

That'll mean a lot.

He's on the tremmies.

Yeah.

Mel's thinking of me.

Yeah, cool.

So, yes.

So, oh, I'd hope to rock for 10th and 3rd, 3rd, 2, 0.

Compound fractures.

We must.

Have you.

We have to.

Yeah, what's happened to you?

Compound fractures.

Yeah, bones through skin.

It's negligent if we don't.

Yeah.

So, what I don't want is,

oh, I broke my arm in four places.

Yeah, but was it compounded?

Yeah, but it wasn't sticking out.

And if it wasn't, then don't waste my time.

Great call, Bryce.

Hello, Sheldon.

How are we going?

Good, mate.

What happened to you?

Well, I was at the park at 8 o'clock at night.

I was learning how to use old and I dumped off a swing.

Pretty much to the hands then, mid of year,

blended on my arm,

popped my elbow at the office the way,

had my bone, bone come out.

And yeah, good fun.

Surgery.

Now, shot, bro.

Thanks, man.

Perfect.

Exactly what we wanted.

How traumatising is that at that age, you know?

I also swallowed my tooth and the surgery

as well.

I'm sorry, my stomach, and seeing I had my tooth and the tooth.

So that happened.

See, Sheldon?

No.

We got without so much.

We have to move on.

And thank you, Sheldon.

And quite right.

We didn't ask about tooth.

No, we didn't.

You're right.

I checked for myself.

So Sheldon actually wasted our time by the way.

Sorry, my bad.

Aimee, good morning.

Hey, how are you guys?

All right, compound fractures.

What happened?

Riding a horse, whenever a jump was sent one way,

I went the other way.

Did a sick man into a pothole?

I'm sort of snapped.

Friend comes running over.

She's like, you're right.

I said, no, I think I broke my arm.

And then she was like, you're sure?

So I lifted it up and won the arm stay down

and the other arm lifted up and bone came out.

Three surgeries later.

Why didn't you go the same way, the horsemen?

Why don't you go one way and the horsemen?

Just a shit ride around.

But thanks, Aimee.

I'm afraid I won't stick to this.

I'm afraid it happens.

And what a surprise male.

So many techs coming through on this, and it's happened to you.

Turbin Fib compound through my mountain bike shin pads.

Toes touching my knee.

No.

Hala copped at a hospital.

Leg never as good as before.

No.

Out on the source with my mate Bert Seves-Wolsey.

No, I'm not going wrong.

Broke me ankle in two places and dislocated it at the same time.

My foot was facing backwards.

Bones out both sides.

A week in hospital.

No more bears that night.

Oh, Jesus.

Backwards.

Chop it off.

At that point.

Compound fractures in both my legs.

Tobias and Fibias, they came out the front.

When I was at a trampoline park,

had to get transported to Invercargill for surgery.

What's happened at the trampoline park?

Parked that.

Hold on, my mate.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

So I'll get you took that down.

Joll that down.

Sorry, ma'am.

Hospital staff, though, before I had to get transported,

had to straighten my leg before we left.

No, they didn't.

They say dead.

Six and a half hours in surgery, two titanium rods,

and 22 screws later we were sorted.

Oh, boy.

Motorbike V truck, long story short.

24 fractures in my right leg, two of which were compound.

That's from Scott.

Yeah, long story short, truck one.

Yeah, had a dog.

Compound fractures, if you've just joined us.

Yes, yes.

Had a dog bite the end of my pinky off last Christmas,

basically dig love the finger.

The bone was sticking out the end, went to hospital.

They cut the bone down with side cutters.

I think maybe those side cutters were for rip coasters,

as the text.

Now my Mrs. calls me little finger.

That's why that one's for you, Crach.

Just like in the Game of Thrones.

There's kind of not a compound fracture,

I shouldn't read that one.

I found out on the stairs at the pub, carrying a bunch of flowers

for my cousin's wife after a birthday,

dislocated my left elbow with a compound fracture.

Two surgery, six months off, works as Phil.

I broke my leg on a motor cross bike,

bone stuck out the side, and put a hole in the inside line

of my boots.

I think how hard those boots are.

And the boots were my mates, there's a text.

And I gave them back after, and he still wears them.

Ah!

Yeah, rushing out of work, trying to be a smart ass,

and beat the losers in the lift.

Yeah, I found out on the stairs,

and ended up with a compound dislocation on my left ankle,

and the bone knuckle popped out.

Then had to crawl up, a flight of stairs to get help.

Oh, they were for Wall Street Clothing.

Yeah, out of the landbush.

Yeah.

And I was hit by a drunk driver

on the sidewalk in Christchurch CBD.

He was going 80k, says Jimmy.

Compound fracture to legs and arms, broken back,

pelvis, thumb, and a minor brain bleed.

Right.

Jimmy, I hope you're okay now, mate.

Yeah, I hope they found that person.

Yeah.

And I did a compound dislocation on my right leg.

My foot was at a right angle to my leg.

I was bull riding in Queensland.

That's from Neve in Red Beach.

Of course, Neve was bull riding.

Oh, of course.

What else is Neve doing in Queensland?

Yeah, short, Neve.

Good on your mind.

Neve does so many questionable things.

I guarantee.

What are the morning rumbles, mastermind subjects?

Which was the first planet known to have rings?

Is it satan?

It's time for Mastermind Monday.

Who did you intro?

No, then intro.

You're fantastic.

It's all time intro.

Morning, everybody.

Morning.

I love you to play along with us wherever you are

in your car at home or whatever it is.

At work, play along.

See how many you get as well.

Mal will keep scores of this.

Yes, you both have 60 seconds.

You both have specialist subjects.

Because you're the ranting champ match,

you can bring it home.

OK.

You can see what you've got a beat.

Mal's, you will start.

OK.

I'll tell you when your time starts,

but your specialist subject today is Olympics.

Oh, your time starts now.

We were the first Winter Olympics held in 1924.

France.

Chamonet.

Cross.

Yes, well done.

Where were the last Winter Olympics held in 2022?

China.

Shanghai.

Beijing.

Oh, I didn't like you.

Where?

What year did you zone with our first medal

at the Winter Olympics?

1992.

Correct.

When did we win our first gold?

2022.

Correct.

Which country has won the most Winter Olympic medals

of all time?

USA.

Norway.

Norway.

Who has won the most Olympic gold medals of all time?

Summer, all winter, which is individual?

Michael Phelps.

Correct.

23 gold.

Which city hosted the 2000 Summer Olympics?

Sydney.

The Olympic ring's colors are blue, yellow, green, red,

and black.

Correct.

Who is known as the flying tomato?

Sean White.

Correct.

Which country has traditionally dominated Olympic curling?

Canada.

You should know that.

You did.

You got it right.

A bifle in combines.

Nice.

That was fantastic.

Can't wait, mate.

Beijing.

What is it?

It is.

Came home in the end, Melzie Weldon.

Thank you.

Who knows those ones?

Who knows?

Who knows?

Who knows the Olympic ring?

Can's been to the Olympic ring.

Yeah.

That's why it's a special subject.

What is a special subject?

What a man!

What a man.

What a man.

OK.

So, again, your time will start now.

If you've just joined us masters my Monday,

much is the current reigning champion?

I'm feeling a bit slow today though.

Well, you look at...

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Oh, castle.

A little swatzy.

60 seconds.

And it did me a better one for you. Okay. It's on the Crusaders. Oh, yeah, and your time starts now

How many super rugby titles have the Crusaders won 13 or 15 depending if you can't the two super

I'm trying to 15 now 13

My end of the Crusaders win their first

1999

98

They defeat the 98 final blues. Yes, which team do they beat in the 2017 final to end their title drought?

Lions. Yes. Who did they lose to in the 2011 final? Why are it ours? Reds. Who scored all their points in that final?

Dan Carter. Correct. Who is the most cap crusader of all time? White Crocker legend. How many caps does he have 152?

What temporary home did they use up their quakes? Orange theory stadium rugby league public league park. Oh, non-Zama

Robbie Deans was head coach from 2000 to what year 2009 2008? How many yellow cars did the Chiefs receiver in the 2023 final two?

Four maybe give your orange theory

You can have all those still not

What a dummy

152 and apologize to white Crocker now say sorry and now they're lost to the Crusaders another loss to the

Rating champion Crusaders. Thank you very much. Miles Wolland Bryce both Wellington boys

Your family still lives there. Miles and Wellington. What what do they make of the Moa Point waste water failure? Let's pumping syringe out into the harbour

Yeah, they live on the South Coast

Probably be able to see like how to base all the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lowell Bay. Yeah, like it just horrific

Smell. Yeah, it's lingering. Yeah, it doesn't linger on because it's such as the belt in winter

But the wind is causing massive issues right now. Not just in Wellington but across the country

Yeah, so you had this failure. I mean you Newland's part of Wellington, which you're not a fan of Miles

Does Newlands have anything to do with this waste water? I'll be straight from Newland

Yeah, I've been referred to as the bow

Every really is just tiny everything. It's just a

Any who it's not about Newlands today

No, so this as you said the winds are terrible as we speak and this this waste water is you know

It's it's it's fallen over and it's pumping syringe into the harbour. So

Yesterday was round the bays in Wellington

It was so windy. I saw on the news and all the runners were complaining running and wonders. Yeah, so ugly

You can think you can go for a run. I honestly anyone who's done any form of running on enough

I speak I'm not trying to speak for everyone but for me personally. Yeah, you look at a wood door enough

Wonder you like no, I'm not today. You don't want a headwind

And so you know you've got that and if your rig isn't looking a hundred

Wind wind on clothes

Wind on clothes come in the wrong way like you're cats and you move

You're wearing though like the dry fat t-shirts is like

Select on yeah

Well, you know you've got an exercise days

So that

On this run in the round the bays

It was bad enough for the wind so bad there's so bad used today

But of course all the syringe is in the water and this to the wind was blowing poo into

As they were running like the mayor the new mayor Andrew Little's even said like you know

Yeah, that wasn't cool it off

But yeah, so they're running the smells awful the wind's blowing as you're running blowing poo people will interview blowing

Disgusting poo into their faces and mouths

Third world doesn't it just sum up well in

A dying city

And it's not

You don't even have a study

You can't even say it. Oh, well, you know, so I bet no, you know anyway

Well, you know

How Hamilton major

No, did Hamilton did make me but I was wasn't born there. You're born and cutie cutie. Yeah, yeah, so you're a magnifier

Oh, what are you? I'm all over really

That's a terrible thing to happen when you're midrun

So what happened to you on the run the runners and Wellington used today running along by the water and

Because of the the syringe leak in Wellington blowing poo into their mouths essentially

Disgusting

So I'm trying to take a dump on Wellington, mate. I thought we've had a

There's Wellington defenders in the show

What even alone

Hey, there's a Wikipedia page called runners diarrhea. Is there really? Yeah, and it list notable cases

Uh, it's

Part of the cause when you run in and you need to go they say it's a shamea is a shamea or whatever

Yeah, I don't know what that means, but it's basically mechanical trauma and diet causes it

Um, there's been notable cases such as the 1998 London marathon

Catherine McKeer and suffered it from recurrent diarrhea during the race

But she won pull a red clip famous uh, British runner

Uh, and desperate need for a toilet break during the race stopped by the road and full view of the crowd

Live TV cameras and defecate it. That's like out of brights mates

She later blames a a pre-race male of pasta and grilled salmon

Well, they'd be good. That's good pre-run. Yeah, that's good

Being in protein and carbs. Yeah, but it just didn't time it right right

As a few messages come through to uh, I was running a half marathon right and it was my first effort

It was going well as I was getting towards the finish line all of a sudden the crowd around me um

We're erupting, right? Yeah, and I was like oh you beauty like thanks mate. Yeah, everyone's uh going nuts

What it was was the marathon when I was coming through me on my own side

So

So in the time it had taken them to do the half marathon. Yeah, someone had done the full marathon

That's what the cheering was for

They've been

One here a wrong fuel a runner had mistaken pumping best lean into their mouth instead of the energy job

That's not good um obviously clothing malfunctions

Yeah, nipple guards

And often so nipple sticking out of the tank top

Lodder lot of nipple injuries. Oh, yeah, yeah, so keep them coming in. Yeah, yeah, not good

Keep them coming in. What happened mid-run? Oh, it had rock phone text in 3520. You mentioned barit as well

Craig Barrett in the

1998 con games race walk race walk

Suddenly Barrett looks like he might be in a bit of trouble here. Oh, yeah, Stosley

This is a tragedy here for Craig Barrett. It looks like it's in a attack of the cramps now

He's got six minutes to try and get himself together here

This is real drama here. Can he continue? How can he possibly finish this race? Surely the man can't continue for another

1500 meters like this and I think

Liz moves here is stepping in and saying Craig. This has got to be the end of the race for you

Bro, he was stating didn't finish either now Craig Barrett was mid-walk

Com games miles in 1998. No, he wasn't mid. He was a K through the finish line. Sorry. Yeah

He only a K but he did not finish the hydration got him unfortunately. Yeah, tragedy

But I didn't realize for redemption story. He kept on racing. He did. He certainly did that was 98

He went to three Olympics 96204

And then in 2002 com games he got silver in Manchester, which is awesome

He's got some phenomenal times like he is unfortunately regarded because of that

very public

Race war yeah, yeah, yeah, same

Very big Barrett. Yeah, he's a weapon. He's got some amazing. He would do. He's got

5,000 meter walk time five K five K 19 minutes 34 seconds

Crazy time to walk a 3000 meter walk wouldn't is the national record maybe still I'm not too sure but in 1997

He did 3000 meters a three K walk in Wanganui

11 minutes 21

11 minutes he walked three K

3000 meters

Some four-minute game is working. Yeah

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit

You can't call bullshit

You can't call you can't call

There's not the line Barrett. Don't say take that back

Well, I ran and I'm going to give it a go again today. So I'll have some results

I'm some results tomorrow might speaking of terrible times. So I which is a mile, which is

1600 meters

And I ran that on the treadmill last week at the gym 13 minutes 26

Which didn't hate it. Yeah, that all came about yeah because of all of the chat when Sam and Ruth and he had done a sub four-minute

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What's your goal? What do you want to get to choose? Well, I didn't see I didn't really know how I'd go

So like it sort of was meaningless to me that I got 13 minutes because I was going pretty slow and I thought I mean

I thought the treadmill was broken. That's how slow I was going

I'm so I'm going to have to obviously I'm going to do it again today run

1600 meters on the treadmill and I mean I could at least I reckon I've got at least chopped two minutes off

A few

Like surely I was going pretty slow brice

Oh, I can go faster. I reckon so I reckon I need to get to about 11 minutes surely for a mile

So that's your aim today. Yeah. Yeah. What have you done for to make that occur in the week nothing nothing

Oh, you haven't walked around in the dream. Yeah, I haven't even pounded the payment

Absolutely nothing treadmill stretched or no, no, no, no, no, no, I've just watched a bit of

Sam Ruth actually ran in the weekend again and he got 350 tell us something so that's all I've done watched a bit of telly

I'll be sweet

I can't wait to well see tomorrow

Yeah, blowing away tomorrow

Wow

Get a bit of footage on your phone. I will can film a bit. Yeah, well actually that'll help you time

Out of usually camera see that the national record for three K's actually 11 minutes 15 seconds now

Quentin Roo

Yeah, he was here's a great walk of when he's in the next call and be as though he doesn't believe it because he ran three K in 12 minutes on the text

And it felt like a full sprint no way he's walking it amazing isn't it now breaking news just before we get to news in sports

He's just got hold of us Eden Park set to host if you have just joined us. This is in you news at seven now

The first state of O match state of origin is coming to Auckland

Next year 2027 and of course Eden Park is now able to host up to 12 large gigs and 20 medium sized concerts a year

On any day without the need for resource consent, which is all good news

And the CEO of Eden Park next sort. Now let's get a neck

Good morning, Jen. Oh, this is I mean, there's been rumors hasn't there morning neck. There's been rumors of state of origin coming to New Zealand

2027, but um finally here when was it all sort of locked in

Well, it's be able to announce that today is a proud and historic moment for our national state in the first time ever

State of origin comes to New Zealand

It's one of Australia's biggest sporting events and

To have the PM here today talking not only about origin, but also about the lifting of restrictions and how we operate is

Is a day that I'm sure many will never forget. So it's price here make good news

Congrats. We'll get to concerts shortly. We haven't got heaps time, but just on state of origin

How hard was it to get across the line? Obviously Kiwis have always been massive fans of it intriguingly big fans

But really forever

How hard was it to get to Eden Park?

So I mentioned a lot of Australians would have gone. No, no, no, no. It's got to stay in Australia

Well, there's been conversations help for a number of years

And I do want to acknowledge the government and council for the investment in securing this event

This is as I mentioned one of Australia's biggest events

It's a milestone for our stadium and also city and country

It'll inject tens of millions of dollars into the local economy

But it also demonstrates in our else

Confidence that Eden Park can deliver this

Scale of events we know when it's going to go on sale for that state of origin

We had conversations. I had conversations late last week. It's still

likely to be a few months away

We're working through obviously a whole range of

Matters in relation to the fixture, but to finally be able to announce it

This is more than a game. It's a statement on all kinds of ability to compete internationally for these

Marky events. No, it's Andrew Mulligan here. Can I have some tickets?

Come on box

Can we come a box? Yeah, can we be in your box? Yeah, can we

I'm sick of seeing bean boys in your box

I'm sick of boys

How many fans do you reckon would be there that night?

I would be over 50,000 fans. I think there'll be a lead 10 or 20,000 coming across the ditch

We'll be looking to activate the outer oval

But also it can't be just one day

This has got to be a week of activity. We want people coming as a ticket holder and leaving as a tourist

Let's be honest. We live in an amazing country

And with the exchange rate currently, Aussie should be coming here every weekend

What does it mean for concerts? Obviously, it's going to be a lot more bigger concerts. What is medium concert at tail? Yeah

Well, the restrictions we previously operate are under meant that it was six artists in a row up to 12

But then it wasn't just that it meant that we couldn't have concerts on a Sunday and we could only have two per month then

So when you're explaining when you're competing against the East Coast of Australia and Western Australia

Who have got bigger budgets than we do and that being said. Thank you to

Prime Minister really 70 million event funds. It's in Louise Upton

It's definitely contributed to being able to secure these events

But it promoters aren't wanting to hear

Can I can only do it this day or that day? They want to be able to come have surety and flexibility

Awesome, but we don't know the box doesn't have to be on halfway

We have those 10 seats on the roof maybe you could take

No, I'm not terrified. I don't like heights. I've done that roof walk is great for people who don't like heights

That's not me

And that's finally before you go

We've got a kickoff time for state of origin next year in Auckland

Yeah, we're working again still working through that detail. There will be a curtain razor

We want to get people in early to the venue and you look at the merch

It's again. This will be historic merchandise. You see people working walking around with worries jumpers from yesterday

Well people you mean wanting to get their hands on one of these limited edition jumpers

Who do you go for? You're an Aussie you can hear it in your voice obviously and you've embraced New Zealand

Don't great stuff. I need them parking all that but who will you be going for? Are you going to wear one of those half after this?

I think a half half is the way to go

But that being said, I've got three Kiwi daughters now

I've been here nine years and when you're all blacks played in park they're good to business and

Whoever is going to bring in the greatest economic benefit

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