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The Morning Rumble podcast

Mel is single and roach has shingles

Morning to your mouth morning guys. How are we? Good morning. Good morning. Good. Hey guys

There's a new trend

Men are exposing their testicles intentionally to some light. Okay. Just getting them out there

Now Roger you're a massive fan of sunbumming

As you call it it's actually

Yeah, I did call it that didn't know you tried that. Yeah, tried that but this is completely different isn't it Mel's yeah?

I know similar

In fact it couldn't be more so

Probably actually incidental

I don't even know how you possibly say this couldn't be more different

Like couldn't be more similar, mate. So it's so similar. It's basically the same. Well, you're sorry

I haven't tried it for a while

You can see

We're among a phone your mess of probably you could get you a mess of nuts out

Yeah, I've done that moon hopper

And probably has become so small and it is one

Yeah

That's gross. You know I fresh buffalo mozzarella. Yeah

Yeah, and it swims

Yeah, it's like an e-moo egg

No one's riding it

No one's bouncing on those

And no one's bouncing on it

Hey, where are we going with it?

Oh man, where are we going with it?

It's the tree, haven't we got a specialist

Yeah, a specialist

I've been trying it myself

Okay, so sunning your testicles, Creech

Yeah, you guys are always like Creech, you're so full of bees

Yeah, you've got great energy

When you arrive at five in the morning

And I think when the sun is out, I've been going nude

In my backyard and sort of lifting my legs out

Yeah, yeah, I did just move it and

And you know, I thought I was safe because the flatties

You know, they don't get a hundred or five

They should buy the India

The other day, the landlord did come home

To check on our backyard

And there I was, feet up in the air

Perpendicular to my torso

And I was like, oh my gosh

You know, my sorry

Nice to meet you

I've just moved in

But apart from that, I feel good

When that sunlight directly hits my testicles

It gives this sort of energy

This, I feel more power

And also, I want more of a balance of my tan

Because you know, I look like a cross section of a

Christmas trifle or something

Now, the downstairs is already taned

There's a red darker color

Mine's more pink

Mine's actually like rice paper

Oh, yeah, oh, like those spring rolls

Yeah, you can see the carrot

And so, um, do you sun cream?

Ah, no

Well, that's settled

But just for just a short period of time

That's all you need

Well, don't do it anymore

Because doctors have said there is no scientific evidence

To support any claim that they supercharge fertility

Or boost their testosterone levels

In fact, it cooks your sperm

It might damage them

Your sperm works at temperatures best

Slightly below your body temperature

You're cooking them, you're frying the sperm

I don't want kids anyway

And thus, thus concludes this thing

Good on your mouth, eh?

Coming up on the morning, Rubble

And Raj, don't ever talk about their moon hopping

Fleshy moon hopping

I don't say anything

So, morning rumbles, what did you am here at?

What?

You think I want dad CD collection?

You can just have it that's basically worthless

Or do you buy the new Glenn Powell film

How to Make It Killing in September 26th?

Yes, what did you...

Raj, was that your own daughter?

That is my daughter

That is my dad

It's grace on there, yeah, yeah

Did you pay her?

Oh, they asked her to do it

I think she was happily, happily, uh, to do that

Very happy to do that, yeah, to beg me

So, we want to know what did you inherit?

So, this guy could inherit $28 billion in this movie

But he has to knock off seven of his relatives

And so many came through, so that's what we want to know

What have you inherited?

Genese-wise bad genes?

Well, you don't get a say in it

That's the thing, yeah, you know

What was that?

You're here?

Yeah, exactly

Yeah, like it just happens, it's your genes

No, I have to keep bringing the hero

No, but it's just a great example

Yeah, you've got anything else?

You've been so controlled

Well, I brought mine up yesterday

Did you have chicken legs?

I was born with a flat chest, I had to pay

Yeah, but...

You've got results, right?

You could go to Turkey

You've got breasts, and I've got a hat

Already the tech's rolling in mules

And there's cash up the grabs

If you call us or text us

What you've inherited gene-wise, that's bad

Yeah, I started losing my hair at 16

Thanks, Dad, you're bullbagged

Is it teenager?

Yeah, way too early

Aaron, I inherited my receding helines

He got that from his family

I inherited my dad's Viking hands

Now I googled what he's talking about

Or they're talking about

Do you play terrain's contracture?

Right

I don't know what that means

Or how you sat properly

But it's basically, it's called Viking hands

When it causes one or more fingers

To bend towards the palm

It's not painful, but it can make everyday tasks

Like shaking hands, put it on glass

Very difficult

Like a biological drawstring

You can't like spread them out or go

What?

Yeah, see your hands a little bit cut

Yeah, so that, I mean, beneficial for one activity

What's that?

It has to be, my mum has to be actually quite

Quite drawn in

You know, it's almost a first

No, no, it wouldn't be a first thought

It would just be like two fingers

Maybe that's how you get up

Just too much of it

Have you got that, Malsey?

Only that one

Only the little pinky finger

That's not a nice thing to have

No, it's not

And then one other, twisty fingers

There's another name for it, someone just texted

And then someone said, I heard a thing from my mum

Called Neurofibromatosis

Which is basically like I have a thousand small lumps all over my body

My back is like a braille board

No way, that's in here, it's in here too

What did you inherit from your family?

And it's genes, bad genes this morning

I heard a rock phone genetically

Studio 3520

Laura, what about yourself?

Well, my dad's got married a few times

He's got six siblings from his different marriages

And I am the only one of my six siblings

That's not over six foot two

There's a lot of chat, and that's why I'm in this back door

That's all

Is it the only one who's not in the six foot region?

How tall are you then?

I'm five three

Oh, that's not all

So you're missing a whole foot?

Yes, basically it's hilarious, my siblings

Even my sister's six three

And now I've got nephews who are over six five

Now if you're a female though

Would you rather be five three or six three?

Yes

Yeah, she can't find cancer

You know, she says you haven't taken down a stuff

So I kind of see her point of view

But I would love a few extra inches

Yeah, be a little bit more

So would Mal

Makes all the difference

See, I'm about five five I think

But I would prefer someone taller

So I think I'm happy with my size

Because when I think about kissing a man

I think about, you know, like

Totally

I've got to sort of go up as opposed to go down

So what was it when you say you would prefer

Someone taller

So I don't

I thought you'd just prefer someone

You're all nasty anymore

I don't think the height of a guy is

I don't know how you put up with him now

I know

Do you have a partner?

She's got no one else

I've got Laura

Sorry, I've come in hot today

So you're five foot three

Have you got a partner?

I've got a partner that's taller

No, I don't

Again, I kind of tend to head for tall guys

Just because I'm used to looking up a people

Hey, also

Your dad has bought six different kids to six different mums

Three marriages, six kids

Three marriages

That's still a little bit more to add to that

Yeah, it's a lot

Now if you look back in the generations

Is there anyone that was relatively short

That you could link it to?

Yeah, my man was a midget

No, I'm not that short

No, I'm not that short

We just call her there

I'm sure she

At least someone's taken the heat off me this chat

Yeah, I was not able to end up being for a live-up

Oh, that is slow

It's so cute

For a live-up

But again, she married a tall guy

So we always kind of thought it would

Tall all the way, but no, I'm a throwback

You are

I'm like a immediate family. I'm the tallest.

And he has my feet apparently, so good on you.

I'm winning in life. You're the tallest.

Well, that'll my dad and mum and my sister.

So you, but Laura, my daughter, Olivia, is taller than me.

Yeah. When Roger's family...

And how do you, when you're 16, you're of nephews taller, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm older, yeah.

But I'm also not five or three.

Yeah, it's least taller than you, Rod.

Yeah, of course not.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I don't know about that.

Are you the shortest in your family, Mel?

Yes, I am. I know. Yeah, I feel you're paying for it.

But it's not their bad.

I feel it could be worse.

Now, Laura, just before you go, any other genes that you got, was it just the height?

I've got the best nose out of all the siblings, so I'm really pleased about that.

So don't think that's enough of a compensation.

What do you mean by best nose?

The others got honkers.

We've all got dead honkers.

Oh, yeah.

And of all of us, we've all got hypermobility.

What's that? You've got what?

So we're all hypermobile.

Hypermobile.

As opposed to what does hypermobile mean, sorry?

It means that I can, like, bend my fingers back with no pain.

I can dislocate my elbows and shoulder blades.

No issue.

It's a really good party trick.

But like, reach if I go on.

So, yeah.

Laura, that's amazing.

This is what we wanted to know.

This new movie, how to make it killing in cinemas.

You've won some money.

200 dollars.

200 bucks.

100 bucks for each entrance.

Just get some good high heels, Laura.

You'll be fine.

Absolutely.

Good on you, Laura.

All right.

We're going to have a lovely...

...on around the world.

And, if you want text to get to, miles next...

What's that down there, buddy?

Can he?

On the shape of what you said?

Ape to text coming through, miles that we better get back to them...

...on what are you inherited...

...jean-wise, genetics-wise, and not good stuff.

No.

..of Laura before, surely a new family.

There's some shockers coming through.

Yeah, like, Rachel's...

...she inherited her mother's dry elbows and cracked heels.

You think she...

She says, you best think I have shares in Dermavine Moisturizer because she buys so much of it.

Sorry.

I like this one from Kylie.

Yeah, just let me finish the text, mate.

Yeah, you've got this price.

Inherited extreme stubbornness.

Yeah, definitely has 100%.

Both Grandfathers were stubborn.

Well, what was Royal Navy would build rock walls well into his L.D. years?

The other one would regularly say, you're wrong, you know?

Do you know what, though?

On that, and I'll put my hand up, stubborn, absolutely.

But would you believe me if I told you I'm nowhere near stubbornness

what my dad or Granddad were?

Oh, I think she got generationally better.

Yeah, I think you do each generation, yeah.

Oh, I was slightly less.

Oh, slightly.

A little bit, slightly, yeah.

Yeah, slightly, no, slightly, yeah.

Is your dad still, has it really changed?

Still real stubborn?

Big Tony, Big T, yeah.

But you'd regress as the older you get because the less F's you give.

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

With Big T, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, he always had it.

Yeah.

But it may be getting worse.

And I ain't hearing it at all the bad bits

from my parents and family.

My thumbs look like Big Toes from Mum.

I was balled at 25 from Dad.

Bung hips from Mum.

My older brother, 40, still is here.

Normal thumbs.

I made up a bits like when you try to get

the last out of the ketchup bottle.

Oh, yeah.

This has been shot from all right from I'm giant and blind spots.

Fun?

That looks like a Big Toe.

Oh, okay.

There's some sort of, I don't know, what's going on.

But it's disgusting.

Like I think I've got a video bit of some of my fun.

We're just looking at a party.

Yeah, wait, and like.

Maybe it's from drumming though.

No, it's not.

It's something else.

Yeah, it's, I don't know.

Some sort of freaking heritage.

It's disgusting.

Megan Fox also has that as well.

It's a thing where it looks like your Big Toe.

Yeah, that's what it does.

It's a Toe.

Yeah.

That their thumb looks like a Toe.

Have a look at Megan Fox.

Is it still?

Yeah, that's a deal breaker for me with her.

That's a thing.

You're done now.

Yeah.

You're asking, you're asking for it.

You're asking to be gloves.

Yeah, yeah.

Remedies gloves.

Remedies, yeah, yeah.

It's quite bad.

It's fine that you freak.

Oh, right.

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What a party.

And I do believe as well.

I've produced a creature is bringing the first G.

No one brings the first light producer creates.

You're going to be there too, mate.

Yeah, boy.

I sure will.

Do you know how your role is yet there?

Oh, I just walk around and dance and party.

Fizzag.

Get off the DJ, yeah, yeah.

No, absolutely not.

The last thing you want is me on the dex far out of your train wreck.

You're going to drop in a, you're going to drop a Mentoson to the PC?

Absolutely.

And it still won't be as fizzy as me.

But you know, there in the show we talked about what I was getting up to

in my backyard.

Yeah.

Tasty Tannin.

Oh, yeah.

I won't be doing that.

I won't be doing that at the Pepsi Prizes.

Right.

Clothes will remain on.

Yes.

Just like the vibes.

Yeah, nice.

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Mal should have that one probably on her show.

But I think we're going to be more fizzing right?

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Now, the Winthrop Olympics,

and I know Miles, you hosted the curling over the weekend

for Sky Sports Friday Saturday night.

Don't look at me like that.

It's so your sport, isn't it?

Yeah.

Tell me now.

Tell me to bring it in the face.

Yeah, bring it in the face.

The time we hosting curling on television, too?

One?

Yeah, one a year.

But scandal, right?

Well, they scandal in the world.

Would you miss the best part of it all?

Yeah.

Yeah, it wasn't on the channel.

It wasn't on the channel.

Yeah.

It was another game.

You wouldn't even hosting that one.

And well done to speaking of the Winter Olympics.

So he said, I'll see you soon at one sports woman of the year.

She'd say, yeah, she's at the Winter Olympics.

You said to go on Thursday.

Yeah.

I mean, exciting stuff, the big year that she's in.

I like the cool event.

The cool, yeah, yeah.

Really cool.

Oh, they're so cool, bro.

They're in the slopestyle finals.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So you're so rad, yeah.

You're a sky.

What were you hosting on the weekend?

I curling.

Till when?

What's the hours just for a couple hours

just getting there, doing a little bit of curling?

Oh, yeah.

It took about one hour.

One a year in both nights.

No, just the first night.

Right.

Yeah, I can't remember it.

I know what I was doing the second night.

Dual mogul's finals.

What was that?

What was that?

So moguls are basically those lumpy bits on the course.

And you go down and skis, and you race each other.

There you go.

You know that you see the knees go, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And then they do flips.

Right.

So it's not just the time to race down and come first.

You'd have to actually get points to it.

That's more rock and roll.

Yeah.

It's Friday night curling.

Yeah, they're four games across the sheets on the current.

You missed the curling controversy.

No.

It's filled my algorithm yesterday.

And Sweden taking on Canada in a curling match.

And the Canadians accused of cheating.

Have a listen here.

This is live on TV.

Have a listen.

Apparently it's OK touching the rock after the hotline.

I don't know.

Or touching the rock.

Who's doing it?

You don't know it?

Who?

It's a couple.

It's a couple.

Who?

I haven't done it once.

You can f*** off.

You haven't done it once?

I haven't done it once.

OK.

What's up?

I'll show you a video after the game.

How do you walk around on my peel

and last day of dancing around the house here?

How about that?

Come on, Oscar.

This f***ing show you a video.

How do you give shit?

Quite aggressive.

That's very aggressive.

Winter Olympics live on TV.

Yeah.

The Swedes accusing the Canadians

of with their curling stone smells.

Yeah.

You're the expert here.

Am I pushing them, pushing them with their fingers

to give them a little extra advantage?

Why don't you do that?

I mean, I don't do that.

Why don't you do that again?

That was aggressive.

People are gentle.

I feel like my prostate is going to be delicate.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're delicate, mate.

OK, but you're not allowed to do that, right?

No, you can't.

Sure.

I just read the auto cue.

But yeah, apparently you're not.

Apparently once it touches the line

and you let the stone go,

you can't just give it a little bit of an approach.

But he got real aggressive and said

I hadn't done it.

He used their bombs in that.

But he had.

Yeah.

Like, he was serious.

Multiple times.

Yeah.

No, little did I ever think

we'd be having a curling shot.

Let alone going over the controversy.

And the rules.

And defending.

And defending the suede.

Oh, yeah.

But how do you, Canada?

Canada.

The guy's name is Mark Kennedy,

who's the, he's dropping the f-bombs here.

Here he is sort of kind of apologizing.

He's not that.

Kind enough.

It wasn't great.

You know, we're looking forward to moving on from it.

You know, to be completely honest with you,

I probably could have handled myself better in the moment.

My whole life, I've been a little bit like that

if my integrity gets questioned.

But, you know, also felt like I was defending

and standing up for my teammates and myself

in a moment where, you know, it was kind of tough on us

all game with what suede was doing to us.

So, anyways, looking forward to moving on.

I mean, that's right.

That's gaslighting 101.

Oh, gosh.

He's just telling you that what you saw, you didn't say.

That's right.

Yeah.

And so.

And Canada won, even though they cheated.

Why, as we know, from Mastermind Monday,

Canada have the most curling gold medals in the Olympic history.

So they have it, they.

He has the pressure of expectation of course.

From his nation on his shoulders and his curling nation.

So, curling controversy are more.

I'm just gusted.

More, yeah.

Families have plots.

They buy them.

Do you got a plot?

No, but then you've lost it.

So, Morning Rumbles, what did you am here at?

What?

You think I want Dad's CD collection?

You can just have it.

It's basically worthless.

Wrought to you by the new Glenn Powell film,

How to Make It Killing in cinemas February 26th.

Felt really personal that little bit of that trailer there.

And it was, because that is your actual daughter, Roger.

That's my daughter, Grace.

Talking about your CD collection.

Yeah, and that wasn't even a script.

She just came in here and voiced that, yeah.

Yeah.

She wants none of my crap.

Yeah, it's worthless.

Yeah.

Just, just the portfolio.

Just the, just the land.

You gave her a car, though.

You gave your daughter's a car.

And then, on-sold it to Rainer, who works here.

And that's been an absolute lemon.

That.

And it's cost you thousands.

Yeah, thanks for that.

And.

I bet it's interventions around it, just recently.

Yeah.

Rainer.

But it goes to the point of what you want this morning, Roger.

That is right.

So, you're my oldest daughter, how do you car?

Yeah.

Which I hocked off to Rainer.

Yeah.

And yeah, it's still giving you a few issues.

A few.

A few.

It's like a list.

So.

Those are a lot of money.

But yeah, we want to know.

One of you inherited, because, you know,

this main character in this movie,

of the inherits, of he kills seven of his relatives.

He inherits $28 billion, so.

Great.

Yeah, inherited lemon cars.

Hayden, could I mate?

How's it?

Yeah, good.

Good.

What did you get given?

Did you buy it or get given at Hayden this lemon?

No, this was my first ever car.

And I got it inherited from my uncle.

My uncle gave me a Toyota Corona.

It had no icon, no radio.

But the most embarrassing thing is,

is that when we drive through the,

drive through it mergers,

the window didn't go down.

So I had to open the door to make more order.

I've, I've had that before, an old Audi.

Yeah, the door, yeah, the old, open the door.

That's humiliating.

Absolutely humiliating Hayden.

No aircon, so.

Yeah, nothing like that.

Yours would have been at KFC, though, more miles away.

Yeah, that's true.

Your drive through, yeah.

Yeah, similar drive-through setup, so.

Now, Hayden, now, Bryce,

and you have, like speaking, this is, this is great Hayden.

You had a car, though, Bryce,

that the horn would just go off for no reason.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, down the main road of town,

but it's again.

There she is.

Hayden, did you spend much money on the car in the end?

No, it was, it was going to cost me thousands

to get a warrant, so it was, uh, no,

I just, just took it to the record,

and I think I'm going to have to go to 100 bucks.

I know that, so.

Which is where that same car,

we're talking about, it might end up better records.

That's the records, too.

Yeah, it's the place, the lemon graveyard.

The little guy's, that's it.

What are you rolling now, Bo?

Oh, now I've got a, yeah,

got a Toyota Holland, so I've got the family wig.

Yeah, nice, mate.

Nice.

So you got, you got $100 for the car?

Oh, Fenton.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, all right, we're going to give you $100.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, buddy.

How do I get going?

How do I get going?

We can do it.

Yeah, we can do it.

Yeah.

Get a mark.

How are you, mate?

Oh, pretty good for what he's been

mourning this for the weekend.

It's gone already.

I only choose to mark.

What was the lemon that you inherited, Bo?

What was the car?

Hey, look, I'm an old fella, so I got gifted

in 1984, Cortina.

Oh, what a beauty.

Classic, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, the uncle gave it to me,

and I tell you what, it was an interesting thing.

I thought it was great, because

my first car I didn't buy it,

but it had unique personality.

We'll say that, you know, driving around a corner

the driver's door would pop open

or it would jump out of gear.

And occasionally, when you're driving around a corner,

you have to hold it in gear while turning the steering wheel

while holding the driver's door closed.

So that was a unique thing,

but also it had lots of nice little gremlins.

You know, brakes would kind of fail or stop working

when you needed them, of course.

And, you know, little electrical gremlins

like the lights would switch off

while you're driving down the back roads

within the car or at night.

How do you, how, I'm assuming, no warrant, Mark?

Funnily enough, you know, everything sort of worked

when it went through the warrant system,

and there was one particular warrant guy

that kind of turned out nice to it,

a few things.

He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He used to be a lot of those guys.

Yeah, he said no.

Yeah, so how much, so what, what, what happened to it?

Yeah.

Oh, I think I ended up putting it into a ditch

and I kind of ended up like, yeah.

$100 for you.

I'm not going to ask any more questions.

$100.

$100.

More than what I was worth.

Good on your mark.

Thanks for the call, mate.

I can probably thanks, mate.

Thanks, mate.

No worries.

That's all yours.

A few more there, ma'am.

And here I did a car from my parents.

It would just stall itself

if the AC button wasn't turned on.

Oh, you had to keep them.

Luckily, if you're a neutral weather,

you're going to see them.

How does that, how is that wide like that?

And another one, and here I did a car from a grandfather.

It was a nice Mazda.

He didn't own it since new.

He'd only done about 30,000 Ks.

Thought it would be mint.

I don't think it'd ever driven it further

in his local dairy its whole life.

Just putting around town.

I drove from Parme to Hamilton

and that trip killed it.

I had to put oil in it six times.

It was leaking so much.

About 30 litres.

When I got back home, it was cooked.

Yeah.

That was done.

$100 for that text as well.

There you go.

There you go.

Well done.

Perfect.

Talked about my mile then I did last week.

Sam Ruth, he raised 16 years in New Zealander,

ran a mile very quick time, three minutes 48,

which is just ridiculous.

I've never done one before on the treadmill.

I did this last week and I thought the treadmill was broken.

It was so slow.

It was like 13 minutes 25.

I did the mile and I set yesterday

after the show you used to go to the gym.

Yeah.

Do it again.

And you hadn't done it.

Here's the important stuff too, I think,

which is worth noting.

As we celebrate the hell works and stuff last night.

Those people train, they do the one personas.

They go and train at the park when no one's

or no one sees them doing it.

That's right.

It's all those ones.

And we said to you, okay, great that you wanted to give it

another go.

We hadn't even suggested it.

No.

What have you done in the week

that will make you improve this week?

I'd done nothing.

Wow.

I'd done absolutely nothing.

Yet you thought you should

about a shave two minutes off innocently.

Yeah, because I did realise how slow I was last week.

So maybe I could just start quicker and get into it.

Yeah, you just start quicker, go quicker.

So I did it yesterday,

clinging on to the treadmill,

up the speed to about 8.5 K.

And then took the arms off.

The arms.

Yeah, you took your hands off the floor.

Oh my god.

Yeah, you done every morning.

Well, I only at the end.

It's assisted rolling.

You're not, you're not holding on to the side.

It's unbelievable.

Yeah, well, because I fell off a treadmill

10 years ago on the show.

But only at the end, Bryce, was I clinging on,

because I was going so fast.

I was clinging on to the arms.

I had to cling on to the arms to take a photo

of my time when I crossed over to the mile.

Oh, there's this.

What is it?

11 minutes, 36.

Pretty, pretty average.

Oh, it's speaking better.

Oh, that's pretty good.

Was I crossed over to 1.6, right?

That's 1.6.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then I had to cling on,

get my phone, take a photo.

So it's a little bit less than that.

So I'm thinking about 11 minutes 30.

Oh, you've shaved six seconds off that.

So I'm pretty much shaved.

Pretty much shaved.

Two minutes from my time last week.

So there you go.

There you go.

I'm not apporting.

Now we're going to continue this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just a running.

It's just a running.

You could have just, like,

pushed the pace up on the treadmill

and then held onto the sides

and like your feet just dangerly touching it.

I was thinking about doing that.

But I imagine that I should probably now

get out onto the track

and see how fast I can go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you think a subteen is possible?

I think anything's possible.

Yeah, that's right.

I reckon you can go sub 11.

You've got it in your own.

So you're shaved about two minutes.

Showed about two minutes off in a week.

Yeah, that proves why work at anything.

Because you didn't work at that at all.

And you're in pro.

I'm zero effort.

You don't have to work at things to get better.

No, I reckon sub 10 next week.

I'll watch the space.

There'll be an update next Tuesday.

And okay, so now, will you train a little bit?

Will you do some stretching?

Do some uphill walking or something?

No.

No, I reckon.

There's nothing to prove it either.

Yeah.

You're really zoning in on the Sam Ruth's incredible time.

Good on you, mate.

Well, there you go.

Bit of an update there.

That's pretty good.

We had this compound fracture story yesterday.

Didn't we was on your news there, male?

The black foils.

So you actually saw it in the weekend?

Well, I didn't see this particular crash happen.

So his name is Louis Sinclair.

Hopefully you got that right.

But this high speed crash,

and it's just compound fracture to both of his legs,

both of them, if you witnessed that crash,

how it's great speed just banging into his legs like that.

Yeah, I don't know exactly what happened,

but I don't know if the boat smashed his legs

or what, it would seem that way.

I'm assuming that that happened.

I don't, yeah.

For the impact, obviously, they said,

you know, I've got taken a hospital and it's recovering well,

but compound bones out of legs.

So we started talking compound.

And then it takes, came through about trampoline.

And I said, hey, yeah, wait, wait,

at some point, let's get to trampoline park injuries.

trampoline park injuries.

I 800 rock phone text in three, five, two, zero.

David, what happened to you?

Oh, one night off to the trampoline park

where my siblings and dad was watching the rugby.

I just remember walking up the door and saying,

don't hurt myself.

And I'd like to get the call,

half way through the Ulbrich game,

saying a bit of the kind of the hospital

and I landed upside down on my neck

and broke my neck and two months in burrowed spinal units

down south, paralyzed myself on the spot.

Yeah, here we are now, mate.

I want that sense of shuttered down my spine.

Ironically, with a kid that is right now.

Now is a pretty, pretty big time in the parents life.

Oh, my God, how old were you?

I was just being at the start.

Oh, boy.

So you're all good now, David.

All good now had surgery.

Got plates in my neck from C3 to C5.

Phone graphed out my hips.

Oh, just to replace some cardamom to the crust.

That's unbelievable.

Yeah, the road ahead for a couple months and yeah.

So I mean, how long we paralyzed for,

like laying there and your parents think,

oh, my God, my boys, I'm not going to walk again.

About three weeks, and then I managed to get movement back

in my toes.

Out of nowhere, like all of a sudden,

they're doing those tests and you're like,

you started wiggling your toes.

You just woke up just by morning woke up.

That's a miracle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

Had the doctors pretty much given up hope sort of thing

or were they still thinking something might change, like,

do you remember what the story was?

Yeah, well, they pretty much prepared me sort of for the rest.

And so, yeah, so you talk us through the actual injury,

doing what, doing flips was it landed on your neck on your head?

Yeah, so I was doing, I was doing double back flips.

And I, I could do double back flips.

One of them just went wrong.

I flipped on the passenger and just,

I did one and a half and then the perfect,

we up for down and some press my neck

and then just smashed with a vertebrae and cardamom.

This is what we're after.

So, thanks, mate.

Perfect.

Thank you, boys.

They don't worry.

So, all they're just...

Even try to double flip since?

Nah, nah, definitely not.

I've done a couple back flips, but not the double.

Do one now.

Who one of you do?

Oh, geez, I'll pay for that.

Hey, Malzies, cry me.

Don't be a coward, mate.

Thanks, David.

Thanks so much, mate.

Do not ever do it again, mate.

Thanks for the cool, mate.

Yeah, that's the thing.

All right, no worries.

Oh, boy.

Holy haircut.

I'm saying that was on a trampoline.

It was a family friend, this is many, many years ago,

but similar situation to the guy we were just listening to,

but he attempted this back flip.

Yeah.

And the trampoline was sort of positioned

half over grass, half over concrete,

and he's backfliped and misjudged it,

landed on the concrete through the springs almost,

and compound bone through his leg,

and apparently his mum was watching the whole thing

and said he just looked like a ghost and froze,

and yeah, it was a long recovery after that.

So, that's what we're after.

Perfect, DJ, morning mate.

Yeah, good evening, how's it going?

Yeah, good at the trampoline park.

DJ, what happened?

So, me and my brother were chilling on the tramp dodging pebbles,

dodging little stones.

The cyclist ramped it up a bit,

chucked the river rock on,

double bounced them, and it smacked them in the eyebrow,

split his head open and knocked them out, told.

Thanks, DJ.

Exactly what we wanted.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well told.

That is so nice.

Quick, to text.

Oh, the split.

What do you want to do, text?

Yeah, absolutely mate.

Yeah, we'll do them now, yeah.

I ripped my ward off off my knee,

blood everywhere, but got it off.

Yeah, great.

Didn't have to bite it off, like,

a weird place to do it at the trampoline.

When I was 11, I did a backflip on my neighbour's tramp,

you know, the ones no pads, no sides, old school.

I missed the tramp though,

and landed legs between the springs,

and when the spring expanded,

my little ball set got trapped in the spring.

Holy moly, that was sore.

That's from Nick.

Character building, ain't it?

Yeah, that's a lot of pain.

You've come to views.

And Fraser.

Oh dear, Fraser used to work at a trampoline park.

Yeah.

Watched a young kid fall over.

Got up with a broken arm,

bone hanging out of the skin.

See, and I bet was that Fraser, do you say?

Yeah, he wouldn't have been equipped to deal with it.

No, exactly.

No idea what's going on.

Yeah, he wouldn't just learn how to work the tail.

Yeah.

Look, I love slippery duck, so...

I love the fact.

Please go with it.

I love the fact, sir.

Why do you do that?

Morning, rumble podcast.

So, Bryce, you saw Rainer in the office

who puts all of our videos together.

Great work.

Great work.

Jesus, and with us this morning.

You look different, Rainer, tell us.

What have you done?

Well, Rodge, I've gone blonde.

Yeah.

I already thought you were blonde.

Well, I wasn't.

Okay.

What colour would you say that you were?

Like a dirty blonde,

melsey brown.

Yeah, okay.

Right, okay.

You don't want to be called melsey, do you?

But your hair looks amazing.

Look at the beautiful hair.

Now, when I had noticed,

I said to you, it was nice, and you said,

thanks, just got it done.

But then you told me how much it cost.

And I was like,

I reckon it's, you know, things

that a lot of dudes don't know.

There'd be a lot of dudes I've seen

that have no idea the cost.

Of some things that women will spend.

So, what did it cost?

I spent $300,

which, on the hair.

On the hair.

How long did it take?

It took three and a half hours.

What the heck?

So far into these guys,

isn't it?

Yeah, but yeah,

you're talking about the dying,

cutting it, maybe.

Yeah, dying, cutting.

Yeah, got a head massage.

God, that was good neck massage as well.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Three hundred, three hundred.

That's pretty,

that's pretty cheap for that as well.

Have you spent more than that mallet, for example?

I don't, I get my hair trimmed by my neighbour

and she charges me $30 for a hair cast.

God, you're a whistler.

And I don't, I don't dye my hair.

Well, I've just let it go my natural colour.

So I don't, I don't do that.

I spend money on other beauty regimes,

like facials and I get my lashes done.

Like, what do they cost?

Yeah, let me guess, let me guess 20 bucks.

150 for my brows and I have my lashes.

A hundred for the look in my eyes.

Sweet, it's like how good they look.

Um, like looking at Medusa,

I've just turned a star in it.

A hundred for this is a 300 for you.

Yeah. Why are you wearing a hat?

I like hats.

I don't want to spend any 200 bucks on my hair.

I like hats.

Because I'm bull.

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

Three hundred.

What do you make of that?

I'm offended if I have to pay more than $25 to get my hair cut.

Well, are you only got 25 years?

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, man.

Thanks, Rainer.

Now I got my hair cut on Friday and it cost me $30 for this hair cut here.

The most I've ever paid.

Why do you go to a hairdress when you could at the club us?

Given that you've sort of got the same level or over lengthwise.

Did you do it yourself?

Then it would cost you even less.

You could save you 30 bucks just knowing you're a guy who likes saving money.

You're right, Bryce.

Yeah.

You just get like a level four and go over the go over your lid.

Because over Christmas new years,

my mother-in-law was up and she did it.

Lovely.

So, yeah, didn't do a good job.

Why don't you do a good job?

With a little bit of sticky outy a little bit, yeah.

Yeah, because you did come back.

Yeah, look like you've been run over.

It's just like a canvas to work with, really.

I reckon you get yourself a pair of cheap clippers right now.

No, do you have the clippers?

Yeah, then you won't have to worry about it.

So, because the most was one I used to go to, that was shut.

Once, you know, went to another one, that was $40.

That was an absolute success.

How do you think people keep lights on and stuff?

$40 is not expensive.

I don't reckon for a haircut.

For all.

I'm not from what I've heard.

For me, I felt like I've been massively stung.

That's different for guys and girls I reckon.

You know, Rainer in here, $300 for a cut, dying,

or a dry, all of that.

That's right, that's what we want to know.

But you were saying, you've, how much for your haircuts, though, Mel?

Okay, so I don't dye my hair any more.

I go, I pop across to my neighbour and it costs me $30 to get my haircuts.

See, you've got to be rolling the cheapest operation.

Probably.

But I didn't, I didn't use to do that.

I used to get my hair done until it actually fried my hair.

So I got these, like, copper blonde streaks.

And it fried my hair that it was all, like,

mattered and I looked like a scarecrow.

And my sister's wedding was coming up.

Yeah.

So my friend was like, let's put hair extensions in.

They cost $500.

I don't remember when you had your extensions.

To put the hair extensions in, it was $500 and $250 on top of that,

to tone it and to cut it and all of that.

So $750 for that.

$750, but I don't do that anymore.

Did you like men?

Well, yeah, I was working here.

You would have seen me.

I didn't know how to say that.

What a waste of money, then.

Someone's guy has asked, we wouldn't know this morning

if you've got any questions for a full girl

because there's a lot of things we don't understand.

It's both.

Just spending $300 minimum on hair, so I mean.

So you're minimum, I feel like that's just common.

Yeah, it's absolutely a great point, mate.

If I was spending $300 for a haircut, do you get a blow?

A blow-dry.

You always get a blow, you have to have to have a blow.

Yeah, yeah, that's imperative.

For three hundred.

You get a blow-dry, yeah.

Because that is part of it, of course.

Now, just a quick good morning.

You have a question for Mal as our only female on the show.

These things we don't understand.

This is something that I've noticed growing up as well.

It happened at high school parties.

It happens at gigs.

And it also just happens when I'm in a restaurant at dinner.

Why do all ladies go as groups as a pack to the bathroom?

Right, we like doing things together.

And it's things that you can do, like putting on a lip gloss

or borrowing makeup or whatever.

It's just being together as women,

having a bit of a gossession as well.

Yeah, but I feel like match actually.

Strategy.

Yeah, it is.

Matcha might have a take on this as well.

What were you saying before, Matt?

Morning, Matt.

Morning.

I think you're just fascinating to each other's turds.

So you're told you're not the talk to him.

I told you he doesn't know.

Like, he doesn't know.

Did you do anything for Valentine so much?

No.

Sorry.

I have a whole cat.

It seems to take small catback miles.

Because it's a heaps of tics about how much.

You're spending on beauty essentially.

Use your age and age.

Yeah, what I'd love to to add to miles text when he gets them.

I know, you have a match to read them.

No, no, don't.

So you were saying, sorry, you were saying you don't spend that much on your haircuts.

I used to.

No, I get my neighbour to cut my hair, which cost me $30.

Bysik.

Yeah.

Bysik, but she loves me now.

Just so bysik.

I'm sorry.

What would be the most on then?

Oh, good.

It's not your hair.

It's not my hair.

Yeah, my boobies.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that cost me thousands of dollars.

Yeah, but it didn't do that.

No, no, no, no.

Got it, right?

I get my nails done.

My friend does my facials for me.

Yeah.

Maybe the laser laser.

Downstairs.

Yeah.

It would probably cost me all up over the years would have cost me.

Because it's, yeah, a couple of hundred maybe a session.

So, yeah, maybe that's, I would say.

Yeah, that's what we want to know.

A bit of a checklist.

Yeah, how much, you know,

your wife will partner a spinning mouth.

So, they're coming through.

Scott, wife spent 700 on here,

and then spent another 400,

because she didn't like the $700 haircut.

Jim, Jim just simply says,

women don't spend squat and Nelson.

It really shows, too.

Goddamn, fugly.

Oh my god.

Jim, Jim, I bet you're a loyal painting, mate.

A bit, a bit of Jim.

Yeah.

A bit of mint Jim, eh?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

A hot-he'd-jim.

Yeah.

Gold Nelson, hot-he'd-jim.

Justin, my wife and 16-year-old daughter went to the hairdresser last week,

720 bucks later.

Mine costs 30 bucks.

Yeah.

Women.

It simply ends the text.

Jenna, a funny wax cost us 70 bucks.

But it's gotta be smooth down there.

That's essential.

I'll move on.

No, he says,

Tell you what, you see every 10-team boy with the same haircut?

I'd take my son for one the other day.

That's 45 minutes from while life won't get back.

You can shove your load tape or fade up your ass.

Oh, is that sort of broccoli shaking?

Yeah, that is.

Eve lists.

She says, Brazilian, 70.

Browse, 12.

Good moisturizer, facial serum,

foundation, 500 bucks.

Here, 180 bucks.

List goes on.

Well, holy heck.

Eli got ripped off here.

He took his two-year-old son to get his fringe trimmed,

so his hair wasn't in his eyes.

It literally took them four snips with the scissors.

Under a minute, basically, they charged in the full

adult price for you, 47.50.

Oh, they did it.

That's on you. You should have done that.

Yeah.

Andrea.

Andrea, Nate, if you're here, cut $99.

Died, $479.

All the stuff must cost that much.

And the time, as well?

We are.

Don't ask me that.

The time, the products.

Oh, man, you're saving hundreds, Bryce.

Look, I love, as you know, as well as Samish.

Love having an opinion.

However, on here, I might stay out of it.

I might hear enough of this one now,

but it intrigues me these pasts and these things that

women do that we just have no idea about.

Would you know, Sharon, your wife,

getting all her beauty regimes?

Would you know a total of what that would come to?

No, and you know what, Eric and she would keep it from me.

I've asked her, I'd text her before,

to contribute to the show.

There is just left me on screen.

Yeah, I reckon what even they say, double it.

Because yeah, because there is, like, that last explanation though.

There's all of those serums and,

mind you, they're off-studded using those,

and I'm looking minted.

Yeah, what a set of the salmon.

You're using the salmon jizz.

Salmon jizz, yeah.

Really radiant, though.

Good stuff. Isn't that sushi of the day?

Yeah.

And one of those sushi shops costs a bit of money, though.

Concrete truck toppled in a service station,

and producer Kreech is the king of the bounce back,

so you sit up thus you can see this if you text in truck.

3520, have a listen.

Which is just into the newsroom.

A concrete truck has toppled over at a service station

in Cherrybrook, in Sydney's northwest.

It's understood the incident happened

as the driver was refueling the vehicle.

Emergency services are now on scene working to bring the truck back.

You're slice.

Yeah, I could shout.

For truck's sake is what we're thinking this morning,

where it has gone wrong in the truck,

because it's not the first of the news stories recently,

even this year, man.

I mean, just a couple of weeks ago,

the Portaloo pile up,

you might remember the toilet truck crashes near Gerald D.

Yeah, it's right.

All of that human waste just littered over the highway, yeah.

Really blocked up traffic, and they had to turn around,

I mean, the absolute field day of puns that morning.

Yeah, we did, too.

And what are my favourites, was actually from a few years ago,

we're a truck carrying all these six toys,

that these adult toys crashed,

overturned on a highway,

and there's just all these six toys.

So that actually happened?

Yes, and you just saw a lot of woman running to the scene

and just helping with the cleanup.

And guys, they're not just for women.

I see, yeah.

And it was ironically a semi truck.

Yeah.

But actually what?

And what actually was, yeah, that was a few years ago, but.

So you can see that, yeah, text and truck 3520,

also, Creech, well done, you've got on this video,

you've got our boss Brad,

hitting the liquor store in the furniture truck

when he was moving furniture a few years ago.

I can't, I can't.

And Teranaki.

Absolutely, I can't, I'm so glad I got captured on camera.

I just can't imagine, Brad wouldn't have even known,

it was happening until it happened, he knows it.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Whoa!

And then, wham, so truck.

People still go there and take photos.

Yeah.

Has it been fixed years?

It's a landmark.

Actually, it'll never be fixed.

It'll never be fixed.

It's really good stuff.

Yeah, text truck 3520,

if you'd like to see both those.

But yeah, for trucks, like what,

how the go wrong, what, we're wrong in the truck.

Obviously, no, we've got a lot of great truckies listening.

And a lot of you know what you're doing,

but sometimes it can go wrong.

Roger, you drive a truck, remember?

You don't remember, dude.

Oh, no, I do remember, but yeah,

I was driving it at 5K around a car park,

a big Kenworth, yeah, yeah.

But you, you never truck cast your fee, did you?

No, no, no, no, not at 5K.

For trucks, thank this morning,

the latest with the truck's concrete truck,

which is just into the newsroom.

A concrete truck has toppled over at a service station

in Cherrybrook, in Sydney's Northwest.

It's understood the incident happened

as the driver was refueling the vehicle,

emergency services are now on scene working to bring the truck back up right.

So there's that.

You can see that story.

If you text in truck 3520, also a creature,

well done, mate, you've found,

and I know a boss bread tries to hide it.

The video of our boss bread and the furniture truck.

That's never going to go away.

Hitting the liquor shop in Wattra in Teranaki,

the top of that, which I actually think

mulls, which you can see,

not in Teranaki, but it happened just here at work.

Yeah, with these, like a portico,

like a leaf, and I like it here,

and a truck didn't know it's height

compared to what the portico height is,

and did the same thing, drove into it.

And that just happened the other day.

Yeah, happened the other day.

Yeah, happened the other day.

So for trucks, say, a few texts are coming

in as well, males on this.

They certainly are.

Yeah, truck and trailer, Silverdale BP,

the driver went to the bathroom, came out,

and as truck and trailer had gone across the road,

both lanes, into the tire shop.

I remember this.

And Silverdale.

Yeah, this is pretty near, pretty close.

So yeah, it's on a hill anyway.

Massive hill.

Yeah, lucky that no one was injured in that.

So hurtled across the motorway.

Yes, yes.

Down the bank into a tire shop.

Yes, yes.

For these people doing.

Um, now you won't like this one.

I was driving a stock truck underneath a low bridge

on the second story of the trailer.

A cow was obviously mounting another one.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And, and that cow.

Yeah, they didn't go well.

They did not end well.

Oh, did they?

Yeah, basement jacks have got a song

that sees we easy hit it.

Claudia, can I make it for a truck's sake?

What happened?

Yeah, I was driving south into

Transmiss, into Wellington on Transmissing Gully.

Yeah.

With four horses and a goat on board.

And going up one of the steepest parts of Transmissing Gully,

my clutch completely blew.

So I'm sitting on Transmissing Gully

with no gears, no clutch and a truck

that is weighing probably about 10 tonne,

wanting to roll backwards.

Oh, no.

Transmissing Gully.

It didn't roll backwards thankfully,

but it's very embarrassing.

So in Transmissing Gully, they've got all the traffic cameras.

So what they saw me put my hazards on,

they sent out a traffic management guy

with, they come out, they set up all the cones,

but wedges behind you.

Yeah, truck to stop at rolling.

They set cones up.

I had a police officer stop as well.

And it was, it was very embarrassing.

And it was a very expensive fix.

Were you tempted at all to ever just flee the scene

on one of the horse?

You know?

That was just some Transmissing Gully.

No, your clutch is gone.

That's ironic, really.

Yeah.

Your Transmissing wouldn't want your clutch is gone.

What happened?

How long did it take to get your horses and your goat?

Well, I think I was sitting there for a good couple of hours.

So I ran a mechanic and I ran a mechanic.

He came out, he did a quick fix and he's like,

I don't know how long it's going to last see how you go.

And I went, OK, I've got about half a cave down the road

and I had to ring them back and go, yeah, no, we're going to need

to sort something else out there.

So this is not a goa.

But the traffic management guy that came out,

he actually said that if I wanted,

they would shut both sides of Transmissing Gully

to need to unload the horses and the goat.

I went, I don't think that's a very good idea.

Let's just tow the truck with the horses on.

So I can sublime them with a mechanic

because horses don't have, sometimes,

don't have very many brain cells between them.

So Claudia, what a absolute travesty that is unbelievable.

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