Overheard on a butt dial

overheard on a butt dial what have you learned about somebody because they

butt dialed you and you just listened to what was happening six oh one nine

night five one oh one seven hopefully it's not as bad as this girl this guy

told me oh you accidentally butt dialed me and I was like oh my bad sorry and

then he's like you're really into that guy huh and I'm like what and then I

realized he was on the call for ten minutes he sat there and listened to me

I've never felt like this before I really like this guy we begin to have

horrible horrible horrible horrible why did he listen for ten because it was

entertaining I'm done I'm done for six oh one nine nine five one oh one seven

never have something like that happened to you first of all let me ask is

that rude is that bad etiquette to listen to a butt dial oh it might be but

he would be my instinct it's like she was spilling the tea he wanted to hear

it I can't say if that was me that I would hang up because it's like oh I got

to know what else she's gonna say this is great absolutely and it sounds like

she was probably sharing some very juicy details about this new dude she's

saying and I'm sure the guy was enjoying it yeah six oh one nine nine five one

one seven ever overhear something on a butt dial like that so there is a

butt dial that I did not get to hear but I've heard about it and I for years now

I want to know exactly what was that I only know some of the details but this

butt dial caused my boss to get five years okay what happened so she actually

was on a call with the big boss and forgot to hang up the phone thought she

had hung up the phone she started talking to her neighbors and apparently she

was saying nasty things about every single person that she worked with

including me some of the other people that worked under her the big boss she

was just talking all kinds of smack on the company and the people and I don't

know what she said but I do know that she confessed that she was throwing away

client files because she didn't want to get caught for the fact that she wasn't

doing her work she wanted to be blaming it on somebody else and if the

files suddenly when missing she could try to blame it on all her underlings

that she was talking smack about how long was this phone call oh I think like

hours that my big boss was listening so after she hears that she's throwing

away client files in the dumpster she my big boss has to call other people to

go to dumpster dies with her so they could go recover these client files that

had been thrown away next day I arrived to work and my boss was sitting

outside the front door with all of her stuff six oh one nine nine five one

one seven what did you over here on a butt dial got this text from Tasha she

says a butt dial is how I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me

apparently he and his buddies had been out drinking and he butt dialed me and I

hear his buddy say oh man she locked you out they all have a big laugh about

it so of course I ask him about it and he confesses that he was in fact living

with said woman oh my gosh I know I'm so sorry Tasha but so does that kind of

make Tasha the other woman there I guess so but aren't you glad you found out

but Tyler no I'd be glad to know Jesse what'd you over here on a butt dial oh

yeah friend of mine stepdaddy called what he was driving down the road listening

to music and it was like the most inspirational thing he was just talking to

himself who you sexy whoa you're smart and then just I was like oh my god it's

like he just self encouragement the whole entire time and like he just

thing out loud and he's like man you're funny and I'm like who is he talking

to he's talking to himself that's awesome Jesse thank you for the call this

person needs to remain anonymous because he told me that is his buddy that

butt dialed him does listen to the show okay go ahead with your story would

you over here on a butt dial so my wife and I had a couple friend of ours that we

did not know they lived the upside down time up a lifestyle until we got a

butt dial one evening while they were at a swingers party oh my god what did you

over here oh my lord oh what didn't we hear that's the question oh my gosh

next the next time we seen them you know we tried to just play it off my wife

was just sit over there like just staring at him like oh my god we did not know

that you could tell that that there's something has been found out but man look

that was the most insane 30 freaking minutes you listen for 30 minutes I'm telling you

I said this for like 30 minutes and to be honest with you I had to cut it out

because it was kind of a turn on okay I'm just trying to put myself in the

shoes and I I would not say yes to an invitation if I knew this couple and they

were like hey why don't you guys join but I would also be offended if they had

never asked like are you guys feeling kind of offended or like preparing your

answer in case they ever ask you to join I mean so yeah I guess I guess kind of

offended kind of offended thank you so much for the call mister anonymous wow

that was exactly the type of phone call I was hoping we would get that's hilarious