I tell you, thank you for listening on the app or smartspeaker, but I'm not going to do that
because our stream is down today.
So thank you for finding us on 101 seven.
I'm so happy about it.
I wish I was some kind of prank we were pulling to and it's not.
It is not a prank, but it would qualify for a prank and it's not breaking the first
rule of April Fool's Day pranks.
Apparently, you got until noon today to pull your, to pull your pranks afternoon, it's
Don't pull them afternoon.
I mean, the caffeine has worn off at that point.
It's too late for shenanigans.
The next unwritten rule of April Fool's is do no harm.
Don't do anything that will hurt somebody.
No serious injuries, but I mean, even I laugh at myself really hard whenever I
have like a minor injury, like if you trip over yourself and you just kind of twist
your ankle a little bit or scrape your knee, that can be funny.
They say avoid causing anxiety, like fake health issues or telling somebody their pet
Anxiety pranks not funny.
You got to reveal the prank after it's successful, you have to be like just a prank.
Oh, see, I feel like it's better the longer you wait to reveal that it's a prank.
The best prank that I was ever involved in, I don't think I ever told the guy that
it was just a prank.
Kind of did an unoververse on his prank.
I'll tell you about it before seven o'clock this morning.
It says no illegal activities.
That should kind of go without saying, but that's not a good idea for prank.
Certainly don't tell any law enforcement about it.
And you got to choose your victim wisely.
Don't play pranks on people that you don't know super well.
So friends, family, co-workers, you're close to, they're all okay.
Just like the random secretary at the office or whatever that you don't really have a relationship
Also, you should know if people can take a prank.
Don't try to prank somebody who has like thin skin or whatever.
I just realized I don't trust a person who doesn't understand the concept of like pranks
are only fun if like everyone can be in on the joke if everyone can have a sense of
Like, if you pull pranks on me, typically I find them very funny.
But if you were constantly trying to pull pranks on me, just to get me riled up, just to
see me anxious, just to kind of pick on me or be mean, that's a bully like that.
I don't trust people like that who are constantly trying to pull pranks.
And it's not just because everyone has a good sense of humor.
But the other side of that is sometimes it's way more fun to prank people who take it
And like the bad reaction is what gives me joy.
But that makes me not like you.
You're saying bad makes me feel like I don't like you.
I'm going to have to change up my ways.