Paul Walker... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

0:00What's the difference between a beer net and a deer net? A bowl of beer nets is about $1.80, but you can always find a deer net under a book. Chuck is said to be recovering well from his death last Thursday. Which dating site do trees use? Timber. Paul Walker should have stuck to his last name. If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered a beef?

1:00While Serm was excited about successfully moving antimatter down the road today, the antiprotons just couldn't put a positive spin on it. I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today. It turns out he was a ceiling rafter. Why was the barista wearing a mask? It was a coffee filter. I made a fortune selling accurately depicted solar system models. I built it to scale. Where do lizards go after the tail falls off? The retail store? My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery. I told him that it was a dead zone.

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