Prison Bidets w Myles Toe James Pontillo | Ep. 202 | On The Gate

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Perez.

Dresher.

I'm the game.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to On The Gate Podcast, Derek Dresher, Geopress, T-O-G-O.

No, on Derek.

It's popping, my god.

Just back from Dominican Republic.

Fresh.

Fresh. I got a nice...

Back from Buntacana.

Yeah, a nice tan, the wedding was fucking fabulous.

Yeah.

Fuck you.

We washed our clothes since then.

And shout-out to the wedding.

Tell us about it in detail.

Ah, dude, it was fucking amazing.

Wow.

There was 150 people there.

We got drunk.

I went power-set, power-sailing on the fucking beach.

Any notable happen?

I tried to object, and I didn't, I checked it out at the end.

Nice.

I'm in love with GeoSister and his cousin.

How's the hotel?

Derek, Derek's not allowed at any more family.

Yeah.

Perez, any more after this.

I can't say legally.

I'm not allowed to talk about what he did out there.

I'm not allowed back into Dominican Republic.

Because the feds, you know, might be listening.

Wait, you stay at a motel, yeah.

You know who's not allowed into Dominican Republic?

Actually, for real, my father.

Why?

Because he went there to...

He went to...

It just got started.

It just got started.

Oh, shit, this is not behind the scene.

My bad, I thought this was the paywall.

We're not doing the paywall?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We're going to throw some over.

You guys are going to have to...

...witch all from the paywalls.

No, they...

Because you really hold back on the regular episode.

Yeah, really, too.

We don't name drop everyone in the comedy scene.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no.

Those get edited out.

Even when we don't ask Jorge, he's great with that.

I mentioned a female comic, and then when I was re-listened to the episode,

he cut it out.

And I was like, what the fuck?

I didn't even say a curse, dude.

And I realized I said a female comic's name.

So Jorge's the fucking man.

Well, I wish you would do that when I...

...for me, too, Jorge.

I do it on occasion.

So if I said Epstein did a kill himself,

I could cut out.

No, because you're Miles.

I don't give a fuck about you.

Woo!

Epstein did a kill himself.

You would probably...

I wonder if we might get...

I don't know if we get a strike for that or not.

I don't know.

For what?

We're saying Epstein didn't kill himself.

He just confirmed it.

Bam!

Miles, tell how you guys doing.

Ah.

Don't eat him more.

Leave me some.

He's ready.

I'm like, leave me some.

I bet you he left me one.

I counted you.

Oh, he left me.

Oh, cool.

The fuck you guys are doing.

We snacking, Brian.

Any...

That's it.

That's a fucking race right now.

Can we get this off?

Can we help?

Yeah, you know what?

Why do we be it?

We just clipped up.

Just us doing this.

We talked the entire time.

We can do this.

Well, I didn't want there to be dead air.

Yeah.

No, no, God no.

Anything new on the Epstein files anyway?

What?

Yeah, there's a lot of things.

What you got?

Talk to me.

Let's see.

Everyone you know and loves the pedophile.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's one.

Mom Dommy might be the son of him.

Mom Dommy's mom, who's a famous film director, was in an after party at Epstein's crib.

And he has a young picture of him there.

Get the fuck out of here.

So it could be AI.

I'm not going to speculate.

But they're saying that he was a planned opposition because he really is going with the flow.

Yeah.

Put shot to Mom Dommy.

I like him.

I mean, we learned if you get caught being a pedophile, nothing will happen.

Nothing does happen.

And then...

The Clintons went before the House Committee because Bill Clinton on some real shit, like, yeah, I'll talk about it.

And was like, nothing new came out.

But then what's his name?

Bill Clinton admitted to fucking the two Russian girls.

And was like, yeah, it happened.

I was there.

Were they out of age?

That's what he's admitting to.

Because his wife was like, bro, we don't admit to it.

I'm going to start talking.

Because he gave his wife a committee.

Yeah.

He gave Hillary Clinton.

No, no, no, no.

Bill Gates.

Bill Gates.

Bill Gates.

Bill Gates.

Bill Gates.

Bill Gates.

He took the pill and her food.

Into the Apple Sauce.

And then she didn't know what she just got cured by it.

And then it came out where he's like, hey, how do I do this exact thing I'm doing right now?

And she's like, what the fuck?

And so then she came out as like, yo Bill, if you don't start talking, I'm going to start talking.

And then the Microsoft stocks just plummeted.

So he came out was like, bro, listen, I was there.

I fuck these two Russian girls.

That's it.

So it has been like, hey, just imagine you had Clementean try this.

You know what's crazy about this whole thing, right?

I always hear about World War III, whatever,

and it's like America and European forces

against China and Russia.

Or even Korea and Iran.

That was divine.

That was divine.

You never hear like this type of shit coming from them.

Isn't it just us that are doing that?

Okay, that's right.

The propaganda that we've been told about Russia

and China is that they're evil.

It's not true at all.

For example, when the Ukraine invasion happened,

Putin made sure to get the children out of Ukraine

because they were about to get trafficked.

That's one of the reasons why we go to war,

I think it kids.

So we really are on the wrong side of history, right?

Yes, they go.

We're on the side of the pedophile.

I could have told you that 400 years ago.

Because right when the day started,

my back started hurting.

Now, 400 years ago, my people were still in the jungle.

Oh, yes, it didn't even matter.

But that's crazy.

Like, realizing that shit that like,

like, you always like, oh, Russia's bad, Korea's bad.

But I'm like, you're not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're fucking old people.

They're fucking the extreme.

In China, Jalpei made it, they said,

the death penalty for pedophiles.

Yeah, other countries take it so seriously.

England, they arrested Prince Charles.

They don't, they don't, they don't,

they have pretty serious here.

Should we love America loves pedophiles?

Well, the thing is, like, I remember this one

outpatient program I was going to,

I'm smoking a cigarette outside

and this dude comes up and he goes,

yo, man, just be careful you talk to him here.

There's a lot of, a lot of fucking pedophiles.

I was like, what?

And then I thought,

Was this at the synagogue you went to?

No, no, no.

Yo, did I tell you?

I met two people there when Epstein's Island.

For real?

In real life?

Where?

In the city of New York, two people.

The first time I was at an after party

and I was partying on night

and there was like this super gay dude,

like, like, flamboyantly gay,

wearing like a bikini type shit.

And it was like, bugging out.

You know, if you're like on meth,

that's where I'm doing this shit.

Yeah.

He starts talking and he goes,

yeah, I was used to living in Florida.

I used to live in this area.

I was at Mar-a-Lago once and all this shit.

And now at first I was like,

you sound stupid as fuck,

but then he started mentioning names.

Yeah.

Like, not the ones on the list,

like the off-brand politicians

that he flowed from progressing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he was like, well,

he's like, he's a nice kid,

but like, this dude's fucked up.

Yeah.

And it was like talking about,

yeah, I used to sit in their lap

and go to a talent shows

and they would pass me around.

And when I was like six or seven

and my mom wasn't there.

But like, there's no way they could have been there

and not knowing what was going on.

Like, if you were in now.

No, so the girl I met,

so what happened was she told me she was in high school

in the same town as Mar-a-Lago.

So what they would do is they would come to the show,

they would come to the talent show.

And they'd be like,

oh, we actually work about the industry people.

You should come to Mar-a-Lago and perform, right?

And they would give the mom money.

Like, hey, just let her, we'll watch her.

And so she said she was in the big room.

She went up and did like a dance,

like saw a second dance, whatever.

Then at the word,

she would just sit on the people's laps

and they would just pass around.

And be like, this is Bill Clinton.

This is this guy.

This is this guy.

And Trump's Mar-a-Lago?

Yes, Trump's Mar-a-Lago.

This is that he's fucking crib.

Mom was watching.

And if her mom wasn't as watching because she was Spanish

and she wasn't watching,

they were gonna take her and be like,

yo, come to the after party.

She said all her friends went to the after party

and that's where the shit happened.

Well, how old is she when I happened?

She was 12.

What?

Wait, she was in high school.

What's she?

No, she was,

oh, she's telling you when I happened.

She was telling me,

I met her, she's a dancer.

Like, she's like a stripper.

So I'm like, why are you like this?

She was in high school.

They wouldn't have wanted her.

She was old.

That's okay.

She was in uncle that.

She's really nice.

This time, she's like,

get some high-powerful people touch me.

Yo, if you walk around,

you'll start talking to them

and then you can tell they're not crazy

because they're normal,

but they just do wacky shit.

Oh, you were molested.

Yeah.

Dude, all the,

that's why I feel like Erica Kurt.

She was one of those like Epstein girls.

She was traficking kids.

She was traficking kids.

But I feel like she was traficking.

Oh yeah, that's how it works.

Bro, molested kids are easier to control.

The CIA came on and said this.

And if you get molested,

the sparkiness that you're going to molest her.

Or like 100%

through the roof.

It's psycho logic.

Why is it?

Because you like,

oh, I want other people.

It makes you feel like you're empowered.

Bro, it's a psychological thing

to break your brain down.

They can control you easier.

I mean, you're a person that like,

wants attention.

You want people to like you.

You like, listen to orders.

And you don't talk.

Come on, bro.

It's every comedian.

Mm.

And also she's,

she's also part of these crimes.

She's their co-defendant.

So she can't come out and be like,

hey, they're doing all this.

Can be like, yeah, you help.

That's how they get you.

Yeah.

So she can't,

like she just has to keep going

and they get to live a good life.

The magic question though,

what was the most surprising person

you saw on the Epstein list?

Oh, Steven Hawking.

Come on.

Yeah.

But that's the old one,

like the new one.

Oh, the new one?

Probably the mom dummy one.

That would probably be the most shocked.

Tom Hanks is on it, isn't it?

Now, but he was one of the original.

He fled the Greece.

Is the capitalist.

He's old.

Well, I read it.

I also read it.

That's why Ellen DeGeneres went to England.

She said it's got the Trump code.

No, because.

But JC, did it JC leave the country too?

Yes.

He changed his name.

Yeah.

It's lazy.

Cartier.

Also Leo was at, he was at Diddy Party.

He wasn't doing Epstein.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Leo was at the Diddy Party.

Leo DeCaprio.

Oh, because they had pictures of Leo

just chilling when he was like young and young too, right?

Because Leo was having fun.

But I mean, Epstein said Diddy was his competition.

I swear to God, this is an email.

All right, look up.

That's enough.

What for the party?

He said that I don't fuck with Diddy.

He's our company.

We also say he don't like Nickers either.

That is true.

And they apparently used to hunt black people in Ireland.

I mean, yeah.

Sign me up.

Make Epstein.

Make sure a great movie.

Epstein's New York comedy club, Diddy's The Stan.

They made a movie about it already.

They made a movie about it already called Surviving the Game,

starring iced tea.

Surviving the game?

Oh, yeah.

I remember that shit when they recruited him to be hunted.

Well, let me ask you, Joe.

Would you rather go to a Diddy Party Epstein party?

Diddy.

Diddy?

Yeah.

Epstein's.

Nah.

Yeah, but this is then you get more.

You feel like you get more from the Epstein.

You just got to leave right when the kids come up.

Yeah, but the battlefield.

But then you don't get the benefits.

The whole point is you have to either.

So it's getting, or diddy party, or participate.

It was just he was drug and bitches and had scrims.

And fucking dudes.

Yeah.

So it's like gang, sex, wild parties, the Diddy parties.

Yeah.

Then like, yo, what's your secret fantasy ever like having sex

with three women at a time?

Like, no, no, no, you have a deep secret fantasy.

It's like having sex with five women at a time.

Like, no, no, no, come on.

You have to have something.

He's like a dude.

Okay.

It's one woman in the dude.

If you think about it, do have tits.

Epstein's like the white version of Diddy Parties.

Cause like no offense, James, but white guys like kids.

Yeah, it's the black.

That's like, diddy, diddy was the black room?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, it was the comedy in Harlem.

The vericine eyes wide shut.

Yeah, of course.

That whole movie was about, like, it's like that, but with kids.

Yeah.

They couldn't show kids in that, but like that.

I mean, no, they do, they do kind of.

They don't kid that, because at the end of the movie,

if you don't realize it, the girl gets taken away

by like these old, like, wasp looking dudes.

Yeah, I mean, just random dudes.

I think I was pimping his daughter out by the end of the movie.

Yeah.

And then four days later, he died.

Well, that's why, like, the only black dude you saw, like,

Jamie Foxx and Chris Tucker, they're like, that's why people like them.

Yeah.

Chris Tucker.

Come on.

Or they made us like them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cause they, they was part of the plan.

Yeah.

This is why I don't believe nobody made it off of pure success.

Yeah.

You did some crazy shit.

How do you know some crazy?

I mean, you have to, bro.

You know what I mean?

Would you trust somebody that didn't commit crime?

Like, I feel like Pete, like Rogan's making them, like, people, like, comics take ice

baths with him, like in the same ice bath.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's some freaky shit.

Come on, man.

Come in the song.

Come in, man.

Come on, man.

Play with him.

Go in the song.

I got some help me.

Somebody said the funniest thing I ever said.

The worst part about it is now is that if you get famous, you're not going to have any

fun.

You can't because there's no parties.

No, boy.

It's nothing.

Just be a normal famous person.

By the Lamborghini.

What is the, what is that for?

Why do you got a fucking kid?

Not a kid, but I would go to like a, an orgy.

Come on.

Oh, I ain't doing all that.

I ain't got the energy anymore.

That's what the G.H.B. is for.

Make it fast.

Come on, Jamie Foxx is mentioned.

I'm down.

That's crazy too.

Come on, y'all.

Dicks versus balls.

Naked.

Dicks versus balls.

Dicks versus balls.

That's like the new blood versus Chris.

I'm a college.

Push versus ball.

Push versus ball.

There you go.

Yeah.

No, I couldn't go to Epstein because I would, if I saw George W. Bush, I'd be, oh, shit,

Bush.

What up?

Maybe like, you got chill.

Yeah, he wasn't at all.

I feel like.

I feel like.

Like you said, Diddy is more of the stand.

There's more hot people at that party.

Diddy people.

Yeah.

Because you're going to fuck Cassie.

Because, oh, you're going to fuck.

You're going to fuck that city girl, bitch.

Oh, fuck the weird.

That likes to get peed on.

Yeah.

What was that?

I ain't peeing on nobody.

You're not peeing on nobody?

Like in the shower.

Week.

I just, I don't like to play with bodily fluids.

I mean, you're not playing.

You don't play with it.

You pissed on a toilet.

You're not playing with it.

Yeah.

There was a comic at Creek in the Cave.

I mean, there's girl like to get pissed on in the bathroom.

She would put her face in the toilet seat.

I've heard of that.

What was her name again?

I'm not going to say a name.

I know the comic.

It's the way I like it out.

Say that again.

Then what Cassie beginning?

He would bring this girl to Creek in the Cave.

Right.

Throwing the mics and the basement.

Oh, the girl wasn't a comic.

No.

And they would go into the bathroom and she would get drunk and put her head in the toilet

seat.

And he would piss on her face.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Fuck you.

He did that too?

He used to bring a girl and piss on her face.

I don't know about that one, but the other guy.

I have to blame that.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

Actually, you're right.

Leave that in.

That's not a comment.

I can't believe you just said that.

He let's get one placing one.

I'm replacing one with Laurence Reese.

He's like one of the biggest.

I got it.

He was Laurence Reese.

It was Laurence Reese.

You can leave that in.

Laurence Reese likes to piss on bitches.

I'm just capping.

I don't do that.

I just obviously I picked up the one person who didn't see me.

You don't, but that's the thing.

It'd be the one you don't think it could be.

That's the freakyest one.

Straight freak.

Because people out like us don't do that shit.

With his personality, do you think he's more of a kid?

Diddy or Epstein?

Kids.

He's going to Epstein.

Kids.

Laurence Reese.

Laurence Reese.

Because he don't like black people.

Jesus Christ.

So that means he's going to the white side.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Jorge.

He's very proper.

Get him out of here.

He's got a shame.

We can move on from this.

What guys said?

I don't want this is hypothetical.

Do you think Rogan will go to Diddy or Epstein?

Wow.

He has his own.

He has Rogan.

He has Rogan.

He just deer meat and hunting.

I heard about the green room at the mothership.

Oh shit.

You know what you got to do to it.

But now you got me in there.

Yeah.

You need to have a purple belt and sucking dick.

You got to fight with a ditch.

Hey, we'll be like that.

Joker scene.

Like, Joker comes out and snaps a pole stick.

I got one spot left.

Is he a Theal Von?

Who can shove this up the rest of our day?

And PJJ means something different.

And Kyoto just watches the fucking rope.

All right, who's next?

Incredible.

Good old blowjob, Joe.

Legendary.

Good job, Montgomery.

He got blood on my sneakers.

Did you guys watch this?

He was the state of the Union the other day?

Absolutely not.

You didn't watch it.

What the fuck, bro?

Are you done with Trump?

Hey, good.

I don't do politics.

Shit's retard.

He's a pedophile.

It's game over.

Is he a pedophile too?

All of them.

All of them left and right.

And that's the shit I get.

I get touted.

People talk about politics.

Mag of this.

It's like, bro, pedophile.

That's it.

They're all pedophiles.

I'll give a fuck.

That's why I don't vote.

So the only time I'm voting is if we know for a fact

the guy didn't fuck kids.

But that should start being political ads.

Like, I never put my opponent fucked.

That's it.

No, he did that.

Fishback in Florida.

Yeah, he literally will call that.

He literally is like, I don't touch the wall.

I don't touch kids.

All right, that's going to be the next presidential debate

if we have one.

Is it going to be two candidates?

Did you fuck kids?

I know.

I fucked at least the amount of kids.

He's fucked back.

So we don't know he's running for government.

I have never inhaled kids in my life.

He wants the tax.

I fucked the kid.

I put it in my mouth.

I didn't inhale.

Just the tip.

He wants the tax only fan miles.

Why you put your head down?

Is the community going to be upset with us?

Sorry.

I did not have sex relations with that four-year-old.

She was five.

No, it's in the open now.

It's not like we're talking about some secretive shit.

Yeah.

Back in the day, it would be conspiracy.

Now it's like, this is daylight news.

QAnon was right.

Yeah.

Except they didn't think Trump was in any state.

You heard about Frazelgate?

What's that?

You made Frazel drip.

Frazel drip?

What's that?

It's actually Frazel drip.

Frazel drip.

Frazel drip.

So Anthony Wiener had a video on his laptop.

Car was danger.

That's an amazing pedophile name.

It was Hillary Clinton blowing a kid's face off.

I've heard of this.

And then all the officers at NYPD saw it.

Like half of them committed suicide.

I heard actually that they didn't see the video.

They actually watched Gringo Poppy.

And that's why they killed themselves.

Why are you taking headphones off, bros?

Oh, I got a headache.

Oh, well, now.

That's how they do.

This is Derek fucking phoning it in for the next 45 minutes.

No, I'm trying.

You're giving the no signal?

I just got to go split in this dog.

I get it.

I get it, man.

You don't want to hear the truth.

Yeah.

The truth is a lot.

The truth is a lot to handle sometimes.

Yeah, it is.

That's why I just, I don't pay attention to anything.

And as a comic, I think that's weird because I don't do topical jokes.

I just talk about heroin and prison.

That's topical.

That's very topical.

Yeah, but not a crisis.

Not political topical.

Yeah, you're not doing political current event.

Yeah, but that shit all trickles down.

The drug trafficking, sex trafficking, and boom by the boom.

Yeah, absolutely right.

Dude, you fucking, I've seen Mexico is going fucking ape shit right now.

Yeah.

They killed one of like the biggest, most feared, like leaders.

They went to the air cops.

They're cops fucking doing like, they're fucking doing like gay ass shit and parades.

They're like gay ass shit cops.

You and your gay ass shit.

The Mexican cops.

The Mexican cops.

The marching is dead body down the street.

You think he's gonna find a Mexican police and parade on bikes.

We know you some of the gay ass shit.

It was a bunch of gays in Porto Valor.

They were like, this is such a lovely neighborhood.

Now the cartel just took it back and they're coming.

We're so scared.

Well, a bunch of like gay ex-patriots.

So they were there.

Like, put about it.

It's just like gayed area.

It's all these like white guys.

But then the cartel came and they started shooting shit up.

There's a video of a dude's bodega gets lit on fire and he's just watching from across the street.

Like, what about, he's not watching it from inside, right?

So, these are like, were they killing innocent people?

Also, for sure.

They went to the airport and shot it up.

Like, you call it duty?

Yes.

All right, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Guarantee.

I bet anyone, those guys played that scene.

Look at what the Mexican police are doing.

That's not real.

That is not real.

That is not real.

It's 100% real.

That's the Mexican police.

One block over here.

That was the one.

That was the one.

Not real.

This is not, is this recent?

Yeah, like a week or two ago.

No, real shit.

No wonder they're getting beat by the cart.

Yeah, they're doing fucking cartwheels.

Mexican cops are kind of pushing to be honest.

Yeah.

Not like art, but like they, I mean, fight back.

Yeah.

Well, there's the thing, you're going against people

who don't play by the rules.

Exactly.

And you can't break the rules.

And in America, they can.

Oh, America would have had that shit over in two minutes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It would have bombed the whole fucking country.

The Colombian president said that shit.

He's like, yo, in any other country, he's like,

if he's like, why in Europe, in America, in Canada,

the cartels don't run most of the country.

But like in Mexico and Colombia, he's like,

the cartels run most of the country.

Because the government's a cartel.

And he's like, and that's literally what he said.

He's like, he's like, because the cartels got

into the government.

Yep.

Exactly.

And that's what happened here.

But instead of drug dealers, they.

I'll see.

I think they might use the excuse to invade Mexico.

No, they're just trying to cause chaos down there.

Yeah.

They're just trying to fucking, they want shit to turn down there

so they can be like, oh, we got to intervene now.

Yeah.

That way they control the drug trade.

Yeah.

Because the thing is.

Which is brilliant if you think about it.

When we do business there, a lot of people

have to pay, like these even corporations

have to pay taxes through the cartels.

And they don't want to do that.

They're paying 15% of shit that travels through Mexico

to the cartels.

Yeah.

And they're like, why the fuck are we paying criminals?

We're the real criminals.

Yeah.

So we're going to.

That's pretty gangsta.

Honestly, our government's pretty gangsta.

Because they know now.

It's the pedophile stuff.

He knows they killed the two.

He comes to the territory.

Yeah.

It's part of the game.

It's part of the game.

Charges to the game.

Shocking all, baby.

They know if they kill the leader, it's going to cause a divide.

Yeah.

In that cartel.

It's going to be two more cartels.

It could be three.

Yeah.

It could be four.

You never know.

I could just break up into factions.

And that can cause a lot of chaos.

And they can step in.

We do that to somebody like cartels.

We do that to so many countries behind the cartels.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Dude, there was one video where they were showing

how I think it was El Chappell's girlfriend, right?

Yeah.

And it shows that she's in three generations

of cartel.

Like her family?

Yeah.

Is it the cartel for like three generations, right?

Yeah.

She didn't earn it.

No, no, no.

Of course not.

It was promised to her.

Yeah.

Like her.

And then you see.

She's fraud.

Yeah.

So you see a video where her and she has to start David.

Yeah.

The chain.

And it's like, oh, that makes sense.

And then you look at, like if you see the videos of the dudes protesting,

they have shit that looks better than our military.

Yeah.

They have cool ass fucking.

Oh, we think they would do them.

Israel.

I was in America.

Well, yeah, through, and I think it's more.

Well, Israel.

Israel.

The high powered rifles.

They come from Israel, Russia.

Yeah, they got a lot of Israel AKs.

The AK version of the Israel version.

The European shit is good.

The Bulls just go to civilians.

They reroute.

They're kids seeking missiles.

Yeah.

It shows the family before.

I was aiming at him, but it went to the fucking kids.

That's crazy.

It's up to the kids in the back.

The kids, the parents are saying that was a gods of strip.

Kids seeking missiles.

Kids seeking missiles.

I was great.

Kids seeking bullets.

Yeah.

But that's the anti-Semitic, Jill.

Stop that.

It stopped that right.

Another more anti-Semitic.

You know, I'm not.

You're my seven K big Yahoo.

Julia Shlobom, whatever.

You got it.

You have a joke there.

What?

Kids seeking missiles.

Kids seeking missiles.

Yeah, joke.

Finally, I'm going to get me boot off stage.

What are you talking about?

People hate the Jews now.

It is not a good joke.

I like the Jews.

Miles, tell us saying I like the Jews.

I love them.

I love them too.

Say it in the camera, James.

Say it.

You got a good following.

Say it.

I love the Jews.

We got a good following.

We love the Jews.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look, as an Italian, I get jealous of Jews.

Yeah.

I am fucking jealous of Jews.

People say I hate Jews.

I'm like, no, I hate on them.

Yeah.

I don't have nothing to say.

I don't agree with that.

I get jealous.

I'm hating on them.

I wrote the number one and they're running shit.

Every time you hear conspiracy there, it's like just a person who hates Jews.

That's what it really means.

There's no Italian.

No one's like, you know, who's really running the money?

Who's totally bombino?

Italian.

Who's running the pedophilia ring that I'm booking?

I just, I don't.

Who started them out?

Milansky.

I don't understand.

I don't understand.

It wasn't the Epshi Silence.

Yeah.

No one gives a Spanish a hard time for calling on us.

Because they step.

I mean, because we lost our power.

We got raiders in their blood.

No, but I mean, we're not running shit anymore.

We got shit when we were in power.

No, but now we're not.

It's about Spain.

Yeah, yeah.

Conquisadores.

I mean, when we come, I come from that, you know, genitals.

Yeah, they get down.

Who do you think went to fuck it?

Half a nigga.

Yeah.

And what's the other half?

Niggur.

No, the half a girl.

Yeah, it's a girl.

You're a nigga.

What's the other half a girl?

Right, so I'm going, so I said I'm going to Brazil next month.

And they speak, what?

And they speak, they speak Portuguese there.

Yeah.

So I like did like a little fun.

Could you speak Portuguese?

I thought it was.

I thought it was going to.

I'm like, why do they call it a minds and shit?

We was kings and shit back in Spain.

But it's like, oh, why do they speak?

They knocked the big noses off the spinks.

Heal you.

The ass take for life.

Boom, boom, boom.

That's what I like to have.

I'm like, why do they speak Portuguese?

It's been like a funny little fun fact.

I'm like, oh, my God.

It's all genocide.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It went right to the hilarious little fun fact.

I'm like, oh, my God.

They basically force them to speak the language.

And then force them to live in little shacks.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Great call duty maps.

Yeah, yeah.

I wasn't fun as a kid playing hide and seek attack.

Where you'd be like, yo, you can't go past this.

You can shop on the cart.

Yeah.

You'd do that in between working for the car.

Damn, you're at, ow.

You ever watch a movie study of God?

Yeah, I was gonna say that.

Every five seconds, someone's eating shop.

That's all you need.

I mean.

Most of the videos of you see like on shooting pages,

a lot of it is people getting shot from, like, mopeds.

You were sent to Bronx, New York.

Yeah.

Same shit.

You've got a movie or a piece of shit.

Shit, she's just a play. She's just looking up.

People get shot every two seconds.

Dude, it's crazy that the Bronx is not even the most dangerous place in New York City.

Was it Brooklyn?

No, no, no, it's not even in the city.

Newberg.

I think it's somewhere it might be...

It might be Buffalo.

It might be Buffalo.

It's Niagara Falls.

Somewhere up there.

Oh, hey, can you look up the five most dangerous cities?

Yeah, like the murder rate crime per capita.

It's by Rochester.

It's right.

Buffalo, Newberg, Rochester, Niagara Falls.

That was right.

Yeah, Niagara Falls.

Damn, Newberg is still second.

No, Newberg, I've been in Newberg.

I should scary as fuck.

It's all boarded.

I mean, it's all...

Yeah, it's all a pain.

You know a lot of hipsters are going up there, gentrifying up there.

Trying.

Go ahead.

Yeah.

And like 20 years, they'll get it.

There was a gang from there when I was locked up back in there.

I remember they were called the Dark Side and they were about their business.

The Force?

They're Dark Side, they were called...

It's like Detroit.

They were black motherfuckers.

I assume so.

They're white.

He met him at a Jedi fan complexion.

Yeah, they were with the Dark Side.

You were with the Force.

There was a Dark Side and then there was a Mexican gang.

We were Jedi's and shit.

Yeah.

The BBK.

The OG Vader.

Yeah.

Yeah, OG Vader.

That's Detroit.

Detroit.

Yo, Lil Chubaka.

Detroit area like up and coming.

You up.

Yeah.

Did they clean their water?

No, that's Flint.

No, they never got clean water.

R2D2.

What about them?

I'm just thinking of them just trying to check.

It's always character.

Yeah.

And one GG3R.

Speaking of niggas, you know what the Paris?

Did you do Paris?

I was in Paris like two weeks ago.

For what?

What?

Hanging out with West Africans.

That's a lot of the Paris.

With Southern fake purses out there.

That was Southern fake purses out there.

Are you West African also?

My dad's in Liberia.

Okay.

I'm from Baltimore.

Oh, Liberia.

Yeah, then we talk about you.

Yeah.

What is the link between American and Liberia?

Because they have a similar flag.

Black Americans went back and colonized.

Yeah, Chuck Taylor.

They learned something.

Yeah.

White were like, go back to your country.

Yeah, something great.

Yeah.

Let's do that.

But how are they colonizing if they're from there?

Well, they did the same thing America did.

They went in there, cleared it out.

This is our spot.

They got rid of all the other Black people.

Yeah.

They became warlords for the most part.

But yeah, Charles Taylor, the guy that did it,

the first president of Liberia, he was a straight up gangster.

That's why they're flaggists or something.

The Black Hilla movie is based on that.

Oh, yeah.

I was telling about it.

On the Spookshows.

That can be a Spookshow.

We watch Black Gestapo.

Yeah, Black Gestapo.

That's what that's based on.

You watch the trailer?

Yeah.

Hooray, they got the trailer.

To pull this trailer up.

I thought it was a Black Panther movie at first.

It starts off.

Oh.

Put the name like...

Is it in?

Yeah.

I mean, Black Panther is a kind of Nazi.

It was organized to rid the community of the Black Hilla.

Listen to you.

Mega Nazis.

And crime.

The project was a total White House.

Yes.

White guys.

Yeah.

The White guys play Italians.

But they're like the pure white.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think it's just from working here.

We can at least protect our people from that brutality.

Protecting is one thing, but an all out of war is something else.

Oh, come on now.

I know you, Koja.

I only win Koja.

I only win Koja.

Koja.

Koja.

Koja.

Nice.

Nice.

A lot of tears in this movie, y'all.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why not?

Why not one?

Let me hear this a little bit.

The new master.

You thought he said nigga.

Oh, what is he saying?

And the acting is so bad.

Dude, you said it was good.

You see?

I was like, why did we get shot?

That's why I thought I was good.

Yeah.

Is that fun making fun of this group?

I was like, it deserves an Oscar.

Oh, shit.

I mean, they made a call on us, and we got it.

She used the head back up.

Oh, my army.

And we're at the scene with the white bitch.

I'm blinding you, stop low.

When they declare war, it's all out.

All the way out.

We made it deal.

The deal was, I wouldn't shoot your white ass home.

Oscar, look at the titties.

Oh, they got titties in the trailer.

Whoa.

Eller, Ted.

Oh, wow.

That's a little bastard.

Well, they can.

You honky bastard.

She said, go ahead.

You know some great titties in this fucking trailer, bro.

You have done well.

White community will feel our power.

Okay, honky.

You can come out now.

Academy Award, baby.

Oh, James got scared.

Yeah.

Who love honky?

James feels uncomfortable now.

Go ahead and you honky bastard.

Sound like a synacherous song.

Go ahead.

You honky bastard.

That's an amazing line.

I want to get a shirt.

I would blow.

I would blow it out.

Obviously.

You honky bastard.

I mean, that's amazing.

You got to watch it.

Go home and watch the film of your family.

I'm going to give it a shot.

I'm going to give it a spin.

Yeah, I'm going to watch the Queen, the Chess Queen movie,

and then the blackest.

Don't watch a fucking Chess Queen movie.

There's that girl.

What was that?

The Queen's Gambit.

That was the fuck.

That was a decent show.

It was technically it wasn't a real show.

Because women are not that good in chess.

Yeah.

There's some good ones.

There's some great masters.

Is he even considered?

Someone says go away.

No, that's considered.

Idiot.

I'll get in trouble for that.

Yeah.

They're like, he left.

Oh, I'm getting a letter in the mail.

They would dub my voice.

His voice or me.

Yo, it's fun.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to tell about your kids.

I'm going to work.

I'm going to tell about your cancellation.

Talk about it.

Oh, no.

This episode is going to be like 14 minutes on YouTube.

It's like three minutes.

Why?

This is good stuff.

Remember that?

Lawrence Rees, comment.

Yeah.

Wait, are they actually Nazis the blackest couple?

Or now?

I thought they had swastikas.

They do have black fists.

Like a black fist on the other side.

Yeah.

Where's the black spots?

They're similar kind of.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

They're not too few.

They were militant.

Yeah.

Militant blacks.

Yeah.

That's why they were dangerous.

Yeah.

I mean, to the government.

They weren't dangerous to the other black people.

No.

Then one dude, they said they feel the white terror in the air.

And they held me down.

But one dude, they shot this.

Between Terran Sheen.

Yeah.

They don't know which way they're going.

Derrick and JL never have a different conversation about this in the room.

I don't know.

I didn't like that.

Did you know?

I did not like that one bit.

Oh, there's no one about them.

It's crazy how them shutting down the black panthers.

Panthers was like they're almost indirectly linked to the like the gang starting

Yeah, kids of all the black Panthers didn't know where to go. So they just started their own gangs and they kind of

They kind of started with the same structure and then all of a sudden kind of veered left and it became like a

Well, it's the same thing that happens in every organization or anything

People there's corrupt people everywhere

Even you ever remember that should chip up smash. She was that she called chip empire. Chimp empire is one of my favorite

Yeah, you'd love it

It's like the wire but on national geographic. Yeah, are you sure the chips though?

They have like three yes, no, no, there's a

Just war if they get beat to death. Oh, we talking about the same thing right now. There's chimps fighting over blocks

What are we talking about in the jungle? They're fighting over a spot. So they have gang you're alluding to something

They have two tribes of chimps

And they fight over this area of a lamb. This isn't based on the true story. No, this is real

They have 30 years of footage. Yeah, it's great. You should watch it. We follow this like these called chimp empire

It's on foot. It's just like a picture and one guy and one guy gets beat my guy bright eyes. They beat him to death

It subway takes

He went all up on his own so they they go do patrols every day and one day one of the chimps is out in the wrong

Block box neighborhood wrong neighborhood, and they beat they beat him to death. We don't want you chimps

And you see how now they hyped up

You're talking about something now. I know that I know I know I know I know I know I'm a chimp

You're a different kind of chimp

Jesus Christ. I was like so they were the two leaders of each gang used to be friends

It was like they split yeah, he left. I think they beat him up for like

George and he stepped on his Jordans

So they they beat him up and then he left the other one shot a guy in the subway

Yeah, where are you from?

That my banana. Oh, yeah, stop James. Why do you say that? I'm sorry

A lot of batch

Yeah, so then they split up and then they start beef if I had to pick what would I start tonight but black a stopper or chimp

Chimp empire, don't do the fucking Queen's gambit. Yeah, don't do that

His name was I forgot what his name was it wasn't bright eyes the one that they killed

But I was upset when they blew up them. Can you pull up the trailer for chimp empire? Yeah

Yes, what if I see one a human we're gonna fight you know, I don't think you see any humans. You know, I see him. That was a gorilla

What's how do you see like the hierarchy between the chimps like the strong one his name is Jackson

Oh, it's like every conversation in kondar scene

Every J train stop oh shit last stop on the L

Oh

I think I saw as a world star hip-hop

So they just beefing they're just it's a whole lot war between the

The centralers versus the west sideers right now the blusher is the crew your

Bergo honestly, oh my boy Bergo. He's right in the middle. He's trapped. You don't want to fight though

He's a he's a kind soul. I wish they would have like AGI flags on them like CGI's so I can know what side is what

You know, it's gonna be like stormtrooper.com. Yeah. Well, Monroe always had that great

Joe Kabbana big dog came big dog look at the reinforce bro. These apes are fucking massive

Fucking hot

Turning point USA's like what about chimp on chimp crime?

Bow

Why is uh

15% of the chimps are responsible for 80% of the current why why

Why do 80% of chimps grow without the father figure in the household

These are chimps we're talking about

Could you be able to fucking chip like that?

Fuck a chimp. No, beat it up. No

That's a strong, New York. Let me ask you a question

If the judge candy was like you might do 20 years or do three minutes in a cell of a chip, which one you take 20 years

No, give me to 20 years. Yeah, bro. You're dead. They'll kill you. No, the chicken. Bro, do you know what chimps do to you then you see that woman?

They rip off your balls like yes, you can write and then they rip out they like fucking break your teeth

Yeah, it's only funny those those stories as idiots who's like oh, she had a pet chimp for six years

You won't believe I'm like I believe

Bro, the only way to keep all yeah, the only way to keep them like that is to drug them and she had he was on like Xana

So what happened? It stopped working. I think he got into some booze the chimp the chimp

Well, I think he was drunk and on Xana. Let me see. Yeah

Don't but don't keep a pet chimp. It's not good tonight. Just chip. Oh, did you guys hear this?

Uh, it's called it's a term. This is like an allegory for America. They put drugs in the chip community to see them fighting

The CIA is you know, I'll ignore this part of that, but uh, they have the chip in television. See

The sea

Wasn't funny if Miles would be like I fucking know that guy

There was a chip called Rick Ross my cousin

Ray Ray Geron I'll just bought him more

But this I think this son or I looked us up. There's something called

But why people call it out chimping out. Oh, yeah

They're chimping out. What's that? It's where niggas acting like niggas

And someone will say oh, he's white white dudes now say that they're chipping out. Yeah, I didn't know this

I got to consult with the

My favorite is a basketball americans

Hey, as it is that dude they chipping out

Yeah, why don't go in acting like that? What's the issue because I looked at him

He'll be on gas digital next month. This guy's gonna have a great podcast. Yes. Yeah, we should get him on the podcast

You're like looking ugly

Wait, no, the way he said that I can't laugh hilarious. I'm sorry. That was stage. That was no way that was

That was stage that had to have been because if he was black, he said in perfect

Don't bitch ass over your shop

The black dude said

No, that's what the black you think that you don't think that was staged. I don't know

But you and my fair one is the guy on the plane. Yeah, that was great. Oh, yeah, that's a class. That's a class

What's a guy in the plane? Oh, please or a no context. Just please watch this video

It's a guy who had a discrepancy on the plane now. Wait. Did he have to register now? No, no, he just was racist

Oh dude the guy at the the awards wasn't like a black awards. Oh James Davison

Jamie Foxx got a lot of attention

There's a great one where this big black eye throws this little white kid over a

Register at fucking KFC calls him a slur. Do you ever see that one? Yeah, I see no that's fucking great. Have you ever seen that one?

Wait, can you pull that up? Here we go

It's funny you laugh

At it. It just makes me laugh. I'm laughing at the talent. It's funny. You want to have to listen love to hear that word

He didn't have the hat because it wouldn't have been as funny

It would have just been a little cold there

I'll tell you why because if you call me nigga outside, I'm afraid because I'm like oh this guy is upset

Yeah, he might because he's around black people. He might fuck me up. This guy is a skit so yeah

If you don't react, he's just a crazy dude

You do the video the guy who throws those little white kid over the counter at KFC is so funny

I got to a big brawl back in there because I used to say it with the a yeah, you can fight you considerably

So we're on the F and I said it and this other group

I was with some of my friends were black at the time and then the other group came up and they were like

Yo, you just gonna let him say that. Yeah, and my boy was like you could say whatever the fuck he wants

He's from Milford. That's what I'm saying if you can fight you could say the word good guys and we got to a big ass brawl

I don't care enough. It reminds me of football when they throw a challenge flag at the review

Like remember Jamar neighbors was like since credits

Jamar neighbors was taking a back that I admitted to he's saying it. Yeah, that's some pussy shit

He's on he's on the couch in the green room just laying not why he's just hearing the conversation

And I think it's Monroe. Yeah, Monroe and I was like, yeah, I've been saying him my whole life

And it's like yeah, I said it a few times and you see Jamar turn his head up

He's like, uh, yeah, Jail's cool, but there. I don't know who is he the he's the authority on niggas

He's the last crack baby. So yes, he has he has a vote. Jail nigger is a cultural term if you grow up in the hood

You're a nigger because I'm not a nigger, but I'm black. Yeah, there are I mean, I'm

I'm partly because I live in the hood. I was saying let's do what the jail and did crack that's a nigger move

Come on. Yeah, that's some nigger shit. Yeah, that's true

If he would fucking grow up and like, you know, I have bad credit

Haha, is that can't know this is great. This is great. Here we go. This oh, I see you with it. Oh, no, no, turn it. So

That's the dare address your story. You're fucking black guy. This is how he turned

I

Was the racist I'm not gonna say the word. I'm gonna think it. Yeah

Wait, does it was that real? Yeah, it's a real yeah, he really got thrown over the counter that's crazy

That wasn't AI that's insane. What are you looking for Jail somebody sent me an article that's about you

Going to jail pretty much no laughing matter could we do a long time felon geo Perez going back to the big house

So the people open micer in long time

We madly said oh my god. I'm door dasher. Yeah. Derrick's roachers opener

He don't even fucking let me open up. I'm opening up today open enough. I wish I give it to you

Oh, yeah, rip my bad nose a rift. No, I ruined it. He's just like guys. I got a I got a call in the next 86 episodes

I don't know a zoom call. Hey, I can't hear you turn turn the camera dude. You should have got that dude the zoom call in

Yo, bro. I want you to meet him. I told you to zoom him in the four. I did a job with this

I think he was on some dust or something shit when you know, yeah, that's perfect

He was rapping to himself eyes closed on the job

40 yeah one fucking a sweatpants leg pulled up and Tim's I remember I was working in a brick yard

And then they only hired you like they only hired guys who were like out of the joint. Yeah, because it's just cheap labor

Yeah, yeah, and I remember this dude. He's walking down

This walking down like walking through the brick yard and he's going 50 on Bentley

Oh, and then and then one of the bosses is like hey, Jermaine

I need you to do some for me goes y'all I'm doing something right now

50 on Bentley, oh, that's just what he said. No, he was he was in the car y'all into his Bay of Mons

He said bitch you about to take a stardov if I don't get my fucking money in the car like in the front seat

Yeah, no one said shit, but I'll tell you this the best workers. Yeah, I think I got everything done all in time

Yeah, everything done and then when he was done. He was done because when you have a structure in the joint

Yeah, you have a structure in your cell you got a structure outside of it

Especially if you did 40 years. I mean if you survived 40 years, but life's got to be so different smoking a bogey

Selling snow of course no playstation my boy David the one that caught the white boy that says that work

Yeah, he he just came home. He did a little county bed

Where you lap with that that's not because he's just made it sound like you want it. It's not you all the time

Yeah, it's just man and I made it sound like you went on tour

He was on the road

He was opening up for the warden

For big black. Hey, he was open up for a big black cock in here

What was the best what are like what were some of the best things? No, no, let me finish the story James

You fucking autistic. We'll stab you saw that James don't fuck with him. I almost made this into a wet

Who's figuring out a way to show you that can't help cut you out right quick

No, you can make this into a weapon clearly, but

So I bought I go to get peeks I'm with my daughter and I go I walk into the peaches shop right by my house and I fucking see him

Yeah, don't you want to deal I want to see him I'm gonna deal him and I'm like, you know

I'm going through all the shit from like that fucking charge and thinking about going to court

And I'm like you're the last person I want to see right now the flashbacks are just cuz he's just like oh you going in he just does dumb shit

Oh you going in brother this guy's he gets caught every time he gets high and then he just starts bugging out

Possessions domestic violence. Yeah, you can't be real people. Yeah, his wife his wife like was his high school sweetheart

Not even like he catches his possessions like they're not his fault

It's not your boy like walk around with drugs on them be on zandas

Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, and then also you're not in your right state of mind. So he

So I bump it to him and he's there with you know two kind of cute little girls, you know, but you could tell my

Like no, no, no, no, no, these girls look like 30 Smith 30s. Okay, but you could tell

They party. Yeah, I mean you look at them in a party what eyes open

Big clips

Hey, by the time I find out it's too late. My dick is hard to go. Hey, man

He's about to he's about to take them on the wrong. So no, so we're talking and he's you know in the pizza shop and he's there

You know, let me tell you something about it. I just came home from county

Oh, what the fuck you been up to son. Yeah, man, but I'm more special

He's like, yeah, my brother, you know, he takes to tell me about brother

Yeah, Darren's about to go in right now to my old is there a difference between county or it's the same. Yeah, county is short

Counties like the max short time a few months. Everybody goes to county

Even people that go to prison, they go to county you could do two years in the county. They could give you

I heard it's worse in county. Yeah, it's it's

I don't know about this every episode. I heard death row was one of the better. Is that true? Yeah, cuz you get a last meal

You get whatever you want, but is it better in general death row? No

You're in a cell by yourself waiting to die

That sounds great like being an open mic and never getting cold

Yeah, you haven't been at a bucket Mike list with a million comics and you're in the 900 and you're set

You're gonna bomb. It's like you're guaranteed you're gonna

Yeah, man open mic. You don't get a no, I think your set will be electrifying

Hit the hit the thing when I just

So so right when I go to leave he's like yo, yo, do me a solid. He talks like this. Yo, can you do me solid?

You want some money? No, no, no, he's like yo, he's like, can you get me a room?

And I'm live in a hotel room like a hotel for him and the girls, right? He's like, yo, we got money

We are money, but you're saying we don't got licenses, and I'm like in my head. I'm like well

I'm gonna put my name on this

Oh, so when the cops get calls he did the time it's like a five or six. It comes back to me

You know, I mean when you fucking probably choke these but I put a hole in the wall

Yeah, next thing you know, I'm getting charged for this shit because they're gonna be paying cash all your name

Just body parts that were nice and dude the girl the blonde girl that he's with is giving me the vibe while I'm there

So in the back of my mind for split I want to go yo, if I wasn't with my daughter

Mm-hmm. I think being this one daughter saved my life if I wasn't with my daughter right there

I'll be like let's go get that room. No, you went. No, you went. You said this

She's at the pizza shop

I just keep repeating

He'll come back. He's got my cash. I don't know. I yelled at what I was coming

Oh, she's about to get up

Fuck oh fuck Navi and not only that

Yeah, you're like the opposite of a pedophile. I don't forget the

Kid damn that's what gets arrested for what happens there and also for endangering

You just got three more charges. No, his kid was they saw he was at a pizza shop all night with me. Yeah, pizza

Pizza really I was helping a dude commit fucking hotel

That's not hotel for it's identity

Technically, well, it's not a daddy fraud if I'm there party got jacked out. She look good to the blonde. She was cute

Teddy's just like run away. She was slim. She was like a slim girl. Not big titties, but like nice body

She wasn't cracked out you should just saved her

Everybody this guy got numbers. Oh good. Call her right now. See what she's dead

Like y'all seen you the other day at the pizza shop. I was wondering if we could get together

Dude, I'm not gonna hold you. There's there will be a sick night where we get three girls in a hotel

We kill one down James one of them is just my friend in a wig. Oh fuck that's for James

It's definitely bring all these girls over like all right. Go keep look out. I hope you watch the daughter will go back

I hope you don't mind, but she says the end word a lot

I'll think you might grow a shame the end word. No, no, Dave says it a lot Dave. Oh the white day

The dude with the jail multiple times. He got it

Hey, do you mind being more sensitive? He says it in jail. So it's like, but when he talks he sounds Puerto Rican kind of right can't sound Spanish

Yeah, that's why he reminded me of you when I met I saw Derek they kind of look alike

Yeah, you know what I mean? He has like the like the brownish of the brownish beard white

You know what I mean? And it says I don't let my bonnets flow as much as I used to nice

Yeah, but I used to talk as you

Bogger's more racist. Just say you

Straight bonnets. What's he bonnets? I've heard of it. He just talks with a black set

Yo, what's up, bro? No, no, no, no, no, no, that didn't what it is not like that. Go ahead do it

Your press James. Let's see it. I want to see this fuck cuz you're looking at me for boy. That's a bonnets

That's how you react. I don't like it

Yeah, that's just you cursing at me. I'm actually one more time of the fucking mean

Wow, how would you react in real life? I don't know how I'm reacting now. I'd pretend you know run them on the fucking pockets

James will be the easiest person to get pistol whip. Yeah, Rob

He's like wait wait, you want me to give you the money right now?

But you have to fuck up cash or cards James will be like I'm actually going to a spot

I'm gonna get paid I could give you more money

He's like actually I need people for my roast bad

Yeah, yeah, Betmo I will I'll give you all my want to open for

You said why he's like I want your money

I was watching

They had a that damn Michael Che

Sketch a Greer Barnes was playing the scared straight guy and they brought in all this troubled youth

So he's like and he's like put the fuck you in here for stealing bikes just some shit like that and the dude's like

No, I shot somebody and then he looks over at the counselors like did he really shoot?

And he's like yeah, and he's like all right little man. I'm gonna mess with you no more, but I

Have seen some of these kids now like

13 years old shooting people shooting. Well, there's a thing

Demko on the scare straight is the problem because you don't get scared

You get scared you get scared gay. Yeah, you get feared into getting fucked in your ass

Well kids are so and I think

You do a scared trend

So I said a lot good shit James fuck you James

Double drop

Scared trans scare

And did people do get scared trans in jail real? Yeah, yeah, some

Trans people get respected in prison some boys turn the men some men to bad different type of respect

Yeah, yeah, you get they get in the knees though. They show respect

You get respected with another man's cock some niggas get married in jail. Yeah, I see I've seen man

I've seen trends. He's a know the couple of days. They throw the rice and everything wait

It's not a know that's that's not the right word. It's a no you ain't open to an old couple. I get a gun shot in that one

I got yeah, I got a fucking a bomb on the gunshots. All right. What are we gonna close this out on this good plugs out the way I go ahead James

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Do yours real quick cuz I want to look for something. I'm gonna be on the road in April follow me at Derek

Drusher on Instagram. I got all my shows and everything is in there. We're gonna have some fun

Yeah, where are you on the roadwood? No, I'm doing some festival in Memphis. Yeah, we were doing that Alabama shit

Well, that's all about to say right now because I did did somebody interrupt about the good vibes comedy festival. Nope. Oh, all right

So I will be in Memphis March. Why did I not get hit up? It's a black thing. Oh, no, I'm sorry

I'll be in Memphis from first of all April 16th to the 18th

Follow me on the screen to your price and I'll be throughout the South probably Atlanta and Alabama right now

Black crowds love me. I love black crowds. Yeah, but I mean I cut my teeth

There's a lot of black crowds at the stand especially. No, I mean no white crowds hate me. They can't stand me like I robbed me

The guy I'm

You know

What's the matter? He's gonna get wall taken. Yeah, nothing Josh care. He's I think that might stop a startled

You're a little startled there, buddy

I love that movie

What is that wedding crash?

She's like 99 years old never way. Do you got one more video or no? Oh the fucking

All right, let's end on that. Oh god, there we go. We just talking about earlier. There's a video for that shit

They sent it to where hey, right? Oh shit. Did you send it to where? Oh, or hey?

No, there's what I want to talk about the people that got charges with those snowballs at the cop

Mm-hmm first off. That's my thing. Free them. Fuck you guys. That's me. Yeah, you started that I started that shit

People started sending me that shit left them right. It was like did you look that up or hey?

They were throwing snowballs at the cops. There was hilarious. Yeah, they do a massive snowballs at the cops

That's all the picture. It was about those like a small one. That was a boulder

I can't find a video because it's fucking I forgot who's

Nike tech

Sneaky

Oh my god, you got the same treatment as Madurus. Oh nice. Derno. He's like follow me on SoundCloud

He kind of looks like chief Keith Mondani's gonna get him off though. I mean no

I'm done. He's full of shit. No, that's assault to you. Yeah, that's assault. That's not a soul. That's assault on a police officer

It's a snowball. You should see what they agree with you. I agree with snowball. It's still this if you spit on the cop

That's not spent time I grabbed the guy. It's a winter activity if I take a cut spit on a

Drink and I throw it in a cop's face. That's a soul. That's different though. It's not a whimsical event

One time I grabbed the guy and I I

Tugged on him so hard. I ripped his shirt completely off those shirt was just in my hands

He was standing there when you show you didn't take a shirt then tug him off

So he goes he goes jerk them off so hard. He fucking he had full cops

No, he goes he says to me he goes you just assaulted me. I go I go assault I go that's I mean crazy

It's not a salt, but then the police came and it was assault. Yeah, so but at that point you were beating the shit

I never I know I didn't beat the shit. Why'd you just run? I was just trying to because I was out to words

I didn't think I did anything wrong because then you'll be going to court for leaving

Wow, that was the wisest thing I've heard you say in my title. Yeah, I didn't think I did anything that was insane

Yeah, I've been gone, but assault like you said spitting

Fucking talk grab just grabbing somebody

Jerking them off and jerking them off knocking them out and then jerking them off. Hey, look at that

Now that's crazy. Yo, you're I James. Yeah, I remember one time I was in the pro cos with Max

Yeah, I was with I was with Max and Leo and they were talking about like doing MMA shit and

Leo was like yeah, you ever put anybody in a rear naked choke

It Max is like you ever throw anybody in and it kind of vice and then they both like looked at me

I was like you ever knocked a front naked choke. I was like you ever knocked two dudes out and jerk them off at the same time

But bro, there's guys in jail. They'll knock you out and then they'll spit in your butt hole nice

Yeah, just spit in my butt hole

You imagine waking up like they don't

Cuz not now either way your butts gonna hurt, but then I got a walk

I gotta wake up with it just spit in your butt hole and then what they just spread your cheeks and spin your butts

Let's leave you there and then leave you there with a wet

Yeah, let's just get Louie in your fucking. He gave me a wet butt off

It's it's called a prison but day. Oh god

It's called the box but day that's no

That's been episode. This has been fucking wonderful. Miles James. Thank you. That was one of my favorites. It's always good to end the show on you

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