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Why have we asked our contractor we found on Angie.com to be our kids legal guardian? Because he took such good care when redoing our basement that we knew we could trust him to care for our kids. Ballade of them. Should something happen to us? Are you my dad now? No. Sorry. I do basement. Connecting homeowners with skilled pros for over 30 years, Angie, the one you trust to find the ones you trust. And pros for all your home projects at Angie.com. Why have I asked my age back guy I found on Angie.com to change my grandpa's trachea tube? Because I was so amazed by how quickly he replaced our air ducts. I knew I could trust him to change poppups too while I was on vacation. Make a quick young man. Ah, see? Poppup trusts you. Uh, I think we should call it doctor. Connecting homeowners with skilled pros for over 30 years. Angie, the one you trust to find the ones you trust. Find pros for all your home projects at Angie.com.

If you're tackling a home project, check out Angie.com. From roofing to remodels and everything in between, Angie connects you with skilled pros who do such a good job. You might trust them to do other things. Like pull out your tooth or be your kid's godfather. Don't actually ask them to do those things. Just let them get the job done well. Angie, the one you trust to find the ones you trust. Find a pro for your projects at Angie.com. That's a N G I dot com. Hey, friend, oh, Steve here Larson, welcome back to going in raw, the only pro wrestling podcast you need to be listening to on today's episode. We've got this week's Monday night raw breakdown on the road to WrestleMania. They're the usos demanded demanded an apology and Seth wrong side of play a game of a

last man, three card Monte, three card Monte, that's right. That's what the thing is. You got the cards down and go, dude, dude, dude, dude, right? Isn't that how it goes? Yeah. And then you got the shell game version, which is just kind of like that. You know, you go, you're on the street like downtown, trying to, there's a guy with a little table and he's like, hey, saddle up with the cups with the ball under one of the cups. And you got to find the cup with the ball. But you know, there is all a con and yeah, where does the I go? Where am I going? And then right here, slide a hand and all sorts of stuff. And yeah, that's the same. It was bad. But the rest of raw was pretty good. Gary's guard Roy in the chat says it was interpretive dance shuffle. Yeah. I thought that too. Yeah. It's it. It did look like interpretive dance. It was somewhere between human three card Monte and interpretive dance, yes. It was funny because raw was sort of bookended with one goofy segment. And one really good, another really good CM Punk promo. And just like the throwback to the bloodline days, Roman Reigns's presence was felt, but

the actual people doing the heavy lifting were the usos who were demanding an apology for punk, you know, speaking ill, well, not really speaking, speaking ill of Roman Reigns, but saying I'm going to bury you next to your dead dad, which is their uncle, of course. Yeah, yeah. And it's interesting that usos came out and wanted apology for that, not bringing them up during the course of that promo, you know, saying that usos would confide in punk about what a miserable jerk Roman was. Mm hmm. Yeah. They see fine with that. Yeah. You know what's great too is that it's the thing that you and I were always complaining about on the road to war games last, not the two years ago, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where Roman never apologized to Jay, and I'm so glad that the writing staff there at WWE recognizes that and we're able to give that to punk or he came up with it, whatever the situation was, but he was able to reference that as a really, really good, you know, selling

point for the crowd there. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get to Rob Moore here in a minute. We got a bit of news. We could talk about real quick about Pat McAfee. If you're a fan of Pat, specifically his commentary in WWE, well, he might be a bit let down for a while, because it doesn't look like he's returned to WWE anytime soon. So during a Q&A session on his Instagram, Pat responded to question with the following answer saying, quote, I don't think you ever say never, especially with WWE, but right now it does not feel like it is something, feel like it is something is supposed to happen. These transcripts got different wrestling news.co feels like that feels like that business has kind of passed me by a little bit. I grew up loving it, dreamed to work in it, feel honored that opportunity to work alongside the goat Michael Cole. I feel like the business is in a good spot without me. I'll continue to watch. The one interesting phrase there, which, you know, he's doing this in his, I actually saw this quote earlier today. I had not seen, I figured it was on a show or something, it was on an Instagram live

thing. That's interesting. You know, the businesses passed me by. That to me, I wonder, you know, I think Pat's a pretty savvy guy, obviously he wouldn't get to where he's been without being pretty savvy. He's probably aware of, you know, the, the dissenting voices in the, you know, wrestling fandom that aren't exactly the biggest fans of Pat McAfee or what he brings. You know, I thought that Pat was good and small doses. I thought that he had an enthusiasm that could in the best case scenario be infectious in the worst case scenario, be obnoxious and there wasn't much middle ground there. So yeah, interesting that he seems to be that particular itch has been scratched. Seemingly, seemingly, you know, when, when he arrived in NXT, I didn't know what to think. You know, he had that food without a coal, he was on the pre-shows before takeovers.

He seemed like it was, his presence was often a bit too much, I thought. But then when he got, when he started doing commentary with coal at first, it was like a breath of fresh air because his level of enthusiasm, spot in 80 that we just didn't see on WTV. Yeah, I agree. You know, once that became the norm though, the novelty kind of worn off. And he wasn't bad at his job. I thought he was actually a pretty capable and entertaining commentator, but at the same time, as you mentioned, it was a tale of extremes with him, either he was interesting and helped to advance what they were trying to do on TV or he just wasn't. And there really wasn't not a whole lot of middle ground. You know, he's an exceptionally busy person, he's got his own podcast, he's doing the college football stuff, I would assume still, I'm sure he's got all sorts of other business endeavors. And it seems like he's got this, at least the time being out of his system, doing the

wrestling thing. I wouldn't be surprised to see him back at some juncture, but at least part of him don't expect that to be any time soon. I also would not expect it to be full time. You know, if they do more shows in Indianapolis, which I'm sure they will, we'll certainly see him there. I totally expect him, maybe a Royal Rumble appearance here or there. You know, I think he even did a good job when he was brought into angles, you know, I think that in maybe another situation, you know, I am assuming Pat is mid to late 30s. How old is Pat McAfee? He's probably early 48, he's 38. Which I know is like the low end of the WWE main event, but I feel like if he was 28, he probably could have given it a go as an actual wrestler, you know, if he tried this right out of, you know, right out of his actual career. Out of his actual career. Yeah, I think that's a possibility. He's a very charismatic guy. So yeah, you know, I'm not going to miss him on a week to week basis, but, you know,

I wouldn't be mad if he showed up here and there. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Not at all. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's talk about, what are you going to talk about first, let's talk about the goofy bit first, because we can get, we can really get into the pun conversation. There's goofy nonsense. Yeah, the goofy stuff. Yeah. It was ridiculous. So to open the show, Adam Pearce is in the ring and he says, you know, Seth Roll has been back for a month or so. We've been doing the Mass Man thing. You understand? Do you want to get your hands on the vision? I don't like the vision either, but you're not cleared yet. You're about five months removed from surgery. So come on out. Let's have a chat. Let's figure this out. So there's one Mass Man Seth wrong. They get the stands on the announce table and there's probably what? 15 more? A lot more, yeah. At least it does and more. And so they all get in the ring and then they all start swirling around each other to kind of mix themselves up so you can't tell which one is Seth, but the one who entered the ring in the middle ends up in the middle of that Seth, he takes his mask off.

And I watched it the first time like, what the hell is this? This is so goofy. This is ridiculous. It's cheesy. It's probably one of those things that they wrote on paper. All this could be really cool. And in practice, it wasn't cool. It was dorky. I'm wondering what because you're probably right and whoever came up with this, how did it play out in their head? Like how did they see it in their head? Would that be in goofy? You know, I guess either if it was Seth or Chipel H who pitched this thing, they think oh, it's like a mosh pit. There's a human maelstrom in the ring of bodies just spitting around one another and just could be choosing. Would this have been better or worse if it was a mosh, if they started moshing? I'm not even slightly better. We know Seth can mosh, we've seen him do it. Moshing to no music, that'd be crazy. How about it? They just like Seth points towards the tron, they kick in his music, then they all start moshing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got the little bass going there. That'll work. Yeah. And so later on after the vision come out, they do the same thing again and then they disperse. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my gosh, hopefully this is one and done. This is the one time they do this, they watch it back, they realize no good. I know. I want this. Come on. Come on. Look, tonight's raw was fantastic. We ran the gamut from comedy to drama to an incredible comedy. Dude, no, we need, listen, man. I want more unintentional comedy because it gives us good stuff to talk about. Immediately we're texting. I sent you a gift of the video, Bat Dance, with all the Bat Man, like doing all crazy dances. That's way cooler in what this was, man. It was mildly cooler. But yeah, no, now that you met, I didn't even think, yeah, this is definitely going to

be a one off, but what if for his WrestleMania entrance, there's like 50 sets and they're all doing. A hundred mass men out there and they're all. A hundred Seth Rollins. They're all spinning around each other, not quite moshing, but maybe close approximation of it. And then from them emerge, actual Seth Rollins. Do you think somebody here mentioned the Mutant Mayday says, diejack, of course, of retribution, tweeted out my PTSD, what, I was about to say Antifa, what a retribution have gone off better if they would do interpretive dances like this. And then one person would emerge in the middle and it's, you know, Michin or it's a diejack or it's a, no, no, no, this is this is what we saw at the occasion. No, not at all. No. Okay. No, this is probably right. This was bad. But God damn it. I didn't expect it. It was. It was. I was like, what is happening right now? That was good. I was expecting. I was just expecting like a normal ass like, oh, it's just a bunch of, and then they did

this crazy. It was like, okay. Well, you know, this is a situation where Seth, you know, as mass man gets the ring and then like 15 more get it, get in and just like stand with them. Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. You got to deal with, with Seth plus 15 other dudes. Good luck. You need to do the Seth shuffle. Like you've got, it's like two dudes in the vision. You got like 15 guys with you. Are they going to take out the entirety of his training academy? You got to go to them too. I mean, it was quick, but it seemed like Seth was a good, two taller than any of the other dudes too. Yeah. Well, they're all his academy dudes, they're all his, you know, and you know, there's like, for every 20 guys you get in your academy, you're going to have one that's double to be size. One guy might make it, you know, because he's of the size. There's rest of them or, you know, well, five, eight kings, hoping to get in the, go to AW or something. I didn't say it, Larson, I didn't, I knew you think you were thinking it, but I was thinking it, but I didn't say it. I had a filter on. I had the filter on today. I knew you were thinking it.

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leave. They're trying to get out of there. They're trying to beat feet. Jackie's trying to interview him first, uh, but they're trying to go get that, uh, the shamrock shake there for McDonald's, perhaps. Oh, is that that? Yeah, it is because, you know, it's the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see any advertising for it. So, yeah, we pulled up to the drive-thru and Bama was like, can I have that? I'm like, you've just been through a lot, sure. Is it, is, is the shamrock shake just like a mint shake? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't do the milkshake anymore. They bothered me too much. I didn't have any because I'm not like, I don't, I don't like the mint when it comes to like my shakes. Mm-hmm. You know, I just like straight up, you know, chocolate, strawberry, whatever. Yeah. So, Jack, he's like, hey, before you go hit up McDees, uh, check out that big arch. Let's ask some questions. So they're like, hey, we got to get out of here. And then Jimmy's like, oh, I want to say, because she asked about punk. And Jay's like, now we got to get out of here and Jimmy's like, hey, you know what? Maybe we do have something to say. So pink, punk gets on the mic. He's talking to Seattle.

And he's doing his normal thing and I was sitting there like, oh, man, he's going to, he's going to be talking for like 10 minutes. So he says, unfortunately, last week I lowered myself to Roman's level. And that brings out the usos. Jay is hot. He's heated. He's jacked. And he's like, you need to apologize now, ooze. And he's like grabbing the mic and he's doing his twitchity thing. Jimmy's a bit more level headed. And a punks like Jimmy, your brother's coming in hot right now, but okay. And so eventually, and we'll go through like the actual beats of the conversation. Eventually, punk says, I'm sorry, but it's the old fake out sorry, which is the best kind of sorry. He says, I'm sorry Roman treated you like garbage for years and never once came out to publicly apologize for how he treated his family that he loved. I'm sorry, Roman disrespected Cody Rhodes when he called him irrelevant, called my friend Cody irrelevant. It isn't on the hook, but I am. I'm sorry that Roman has tricked you in the Simone's that he gives a single damn about

any of you or any of this because if he did care about you or the people or this business, I would be talking to him now instead of his young boys, oh, damn. He brought out the YB term, young boys, oh, it was some of the punk's best works since to come back to WV, you know, punk with a chip on his shoulder a little bit of edge does good stuff. Yeah. He could be their fill is kind of boring and I'm happy it wasn't happy to be here, here fill. All right. It was all right. Post got a bit of a chip on a shoulder and that's what we need for entertaining TV. This is this is good. This is good stuff. And then of course they shove a little bit Jimmy clocks punk, Jay pulls them back, but punk is down on the ground. He smirk and he knows that it doesn't matter if he's along the ground. He won. He stands tall. That was that was good stuff. I'm glad then in, you know, Robins back next week, yep, ideally, punk will be there

as well. Oh, I mean, by punk's own mission, he's there every week. So right. You damn hypocrite. If he wasn't, he would be. So so yeah, this, this should be good. Do you see, because, you know, the usos obviously have a thing with the vision right now. But we just talked about this, I think last week, yeah, it'd be interesting if the usos were good guys heading in a mania against the vision. And they're sort of aligned with Roman as, I mean, I don't, there's no, there's not really a heel on a face here. I got a better scenario for you. Bring back heel, punk. How punk be the one that turned heel, throwing all this? Yeah. Yeah. Pitch it to me then. Road dog. Come on. Oh, no, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, I didn't, I wasn't indignant.

I didn't say why would he do that just for more, when road dogs ask for more, he shuts down. It turns around. It just turns around. It turns around. That dude, I don't know the, okay, let me, the crowd would, no, because if he does anything cool, then like he's got, like how, house, house, house out. Just listen to the crowd tonight. At first, they were, they were crazy for Phil. Loud cheers. And once he brought up Roman, specifically the OTC chance, and he says something like, oh, hold your breath. Maybe he'll show up and kind of chuckle. The crowd was like, rude. Yeah, it was, it was, that was an awkward bit. There it was, but the crowd started giving a little bit of shit for that. Yeah. So he just has to be a dick, I don't think there has to be any sort of huge thing. Yeah, but I don't think he kind of is a dick though, and it works, and that's why he's not, I don't know if he can go heal unless he does, quote, a big quotes, heal things, you know what I mean? Like him just being a dick. What was tonight? I don't think. Oh, he'd be in a huge dick, I mean like a real serious, yeah, he's got eventually

to do heal things. Cheats to beat Roman, something like that. Dude, I don't even know, like I, with punk, he's so loved, and him being a dick really goes over well with the crowd. Yeah. I'm just saying, and Roman's arrogance, I don't know what allow him to be unless he comes back and, because I think he's going to come back, here's my guess, or this is how, one way I think they could make things interesting with Roman being back next week. You know, punk can say something along the lines of, well, I got under your skin, or that's what we're all thinking, everybody thinks that he got under Roman skin. And I think Roman's response could be, well, now I understand just how personal you're making this, that's what took me back, not that I was offended by your words, because you're trash, but that you would go there. And so now my response is going to be, you know, in a, in a big way. But I do think it'd be interesting if the, if the Usos, who are good guys going up against the vision. I do. He'd be like, I record this off TV a couple of years ago, and plays the all-in Brawl

backstage between punk and Jack Perry. Oh, wow. Wow. Do you think there's a secret footage of that that exists? No, Roman just recorded on a VHS tape, what was on, dynamite, whatever, and pops that up on the tron, but he's like, sorry, I thought he meant it was the Brawl out stuff. Okay. And since this, I recorded this on VHS off TV, it was broadcast, I don't need to get, I don't need to get right to any con for this. I'm going to Roman just use this some generative AI, and like, you know, re, re, re does the Brawl out thing. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, dude, the one thing I pitched you on my, on my phone was like, hey, what if they leave the arena and have punk desicrate, you know, seek his grave? That's a heel thing. That would be a heel thing to do. Yeah. Yeah. But barring that, man, I don't know, I don't know if the crowd would recognize, oh, punk is being a bad guy, especially if Roman has the Uso's with him kind of for the rest of the ride. It's like, it's three dudes on one, which I still think if they, if they do that, that

could be an interesting dynamic to get sort of the crowd like, wait a second, the Uso's are blasting our guy punk. I don't know. I feel like punk is in a no lose situation here, you know? This is what they could do then. If they really want to solidify punk is a heel, this is ridiculous, but I put it out there. Including with right now, the vision, as I just said, punk and Heyman, they make up, punk's your new leader of the vision. Oh, oh, that would be definite. Okay, yeah, that, I mean, if you want to signify that he's a bad guy now, you put him with Logan Paul. Yeah. Austin Theory would be so happy because he didn't, he wouldn't have to talk. You want to talk to him tonight, it didn't seem like he wouldn't do it, he did it. No, yeah, he was not happy about that. So yeah, I thought that was a pretty quality segment. And I like, I like that it's got the Usos crashing out, so to speak. Yeah. I keep saying if punk does interesting work and this was interesting work tonight, it's good TV. Yeah. No, I know. Absolutely. Yeah. I don't know.

I, you sound, that's, it like came off a little defensive and I'm wondering, you know? When you build a defensive, I'm just making an observation. Punk did good work tonight. It was interesting. He had edge to him. Yeah. I thought it was really good. Well delivered. Did it forget his lines? Like, when he does that, like most of the time he does, and is that what you're saying? Yeah. Like, it's just been the last two weeks. That's what you're looking for. Okay, the opening. There you go. Go ahead. It's been the last two weeks. No, there's nothing left out. Come on. The last two weeks. He's done interesting work. Before that, for the most part, I'm just happy to be there Phil. Fine work. Just not the most interesting. Right. Personal animus on its way. There it is. There it is. There you go. I have no problem with Phil Brooks. The band or CM Punk, the character. I like you. Whoa. Intense heated personal animus towards one. Nick Nemeth. I don't even know who that is. I'll be honest. That's how much you just like it. You wiped him from your memory. Dolph. Hold on. Nick Nemeth. Yeah. Oh. The guy who portrays the character of Dolph Ziggler. Yes. No, I think Dolph was great. Best cash in of all time. Anyways.

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Can you really go wrong with gauntlet matches? No. No. They're great. Yeah. They're fantastic. And as we saw tonight, another fantastic gauntlet, Bailey came out the winner. I believe our prediction on this last week was anybody but Ivy Nile could have a chance of winning this thing. And in fact, Ivy Nile did not win. It was, in fact, Bailey. But Ivy Nile did pin your sky in this match. She did. She had a little steely pin there. She did. She did. She stole a pin. But you know, I wouldn't be surprised. She's checked these days. I mean, she's always been checked. She's always been checked. But she's. She's always had muscle, but she does the thing now where it's like she does whatever the, you know, right before she goes out. Oh, you get pump on right before she goes out. Get the pump on. Get resistance. Bains. Bains popping everywhere. Got it. I wouldn't be surprised because AJ versus Bailey is next week in San Antonio. I think they are correct. I wouldn't be surprised if between now and Mania, if AJ not only defends against Bailey,

which he will, but probably also against Asuka, I don't know about EO because I don't know if they want EO to take a whole lot of losses that aren't like really protected. I would maybe be surprised if Raquel as well because I feel like they're going to start protecting the whole out of Raquel. Yeah. Feel it. So I think Asuka is going to get a, the title shot between now and Mania. Thank you. Right about that. Yeah. I think you're right about that. Maggie here in the chat says, what about Bailey, AJ and Becky for a triple threat for Mania? I'm thinking they're going to go straight up one on one, but I would not be, I had Bailey to anything and she makes it better. And she makes it better. So maybe they'll want that finished next week. I feel like they're going to give AJ some wins, but maybe if there's a cheating win, I'm sorry, like sort of an interference win, a Kyrie saying and Asuka, whatever. Yeah. The AJ will be like, hey, join it for, you know, they should do a three way dance elimination

style. Oh, yeah. There you go. Mania, then you get, because Becky and Bailey, obviously that have that history from last year. Mm hmm. Hey, that's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. I like that. Not a bad idea. Hey, let's jump into it. Yeah. Show up and up with this utter goofiness. We talked about the setup Pierce and the rain calls out Seth. Seth comes out with all the past dudes. They do their three card Monte and Pierce says, do them. Hey, we know each other for a long time. Neither of us like the vision, but I'm the general manager of raw. It's kind of irrelevant if I like him or not. I have to book my show. He says the sneak attacks work, but what happens if they don't and you're laid up again. He says, there's going to be a time you don't get away and when they get your hands on, you just think about that. You aren't medically cleared. We need to stop this now, worst case scenario, they get the hands on you as the end of Seth Freak and Rawls. This brings out Logan in Austin theory and Logan says the end of Seth Rawls, it's not

if, but when and when is now and Austin theory says, there's a bullet with your name on it. He doesn't talk like that at all. We don't care how many men you got, they won't take it for you, consider this worst case scenario. So Seth puts the mask back on, all the dudes get in the ring again and do the three card Monte deal. And so they all disperse. So LA nice music hits, he takes his shirt off, he starts fighting with Logan Paul on the floor, attacks theory, but it's two on one. This brings out the Usos, they all take out the vision with super kicks and a one D on Austin theory. He mentioned the part back stage with the Usos with Jackie trying to interview while they're trying to head to McDonald's or maybe Waffle House. Wait, where were they tonight? Seattle. I know there's not a Waffle House in Seattle. Probably not. For one for this West, I think it's in Prescott, Arizona. Yeah, you're right. It is. Yeah, I looked that up before. You did. So we covered that and then main event segments, punk comes of the ring, I guess a couple cheap pops.

They got I hopped there. Yeah. Yeah, they have a hop. Probably Denny's too. Yeah, probably. I'm just trying to think like where do wrestlers go if they're not in a Waffle House territory? That's a good question. Next time we interview a wrestler, we should ask them a good idea. If you're like West of the Rockies and there's no Waffle House in that municipality, where do you go for your late night eats? Right. The only other place I've ever heard wrestlers go to is Chipotle. Yeah. Oh, there's that place, that other burrito place that Big E was a fan of. Oh, Canada is called though. Yeah, I remember him talking about the burritos though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that place was called. Anyway, so punks worried about people being upset with them. And he said, wow, I thought people would be upset with me here. You seem to love me. He says, what I do know is Roman has never respected me as a tire career. And that's when they started Channego TC says, hold your breath. Maybe he'll show up. He says, I'll force them to respect the position I hold.

Tiles are made to find who was the best. Those best go on to defend their tiles. The title was created because Roman shunned his responsibilities and refused to defend his title. I defend mine because I'm proud of it and you deserve a fighting champion. When I defend this, I level it up. I level up the competition. If you stand the ring with me, you have to physically and damn sure verbally. I leave you dumbfounded and slack job like Roman was last week. Unfortunately, last week, I lowered myself to Roman's level before he continued. It seemed like he was about to apologize anyways. Yeah, it seemed like he was going there. The use those come out and interrupt him. I think the fact that they came out demanding apology at this point. I'm not apologizing. Because you demand it. Yeah, exactly. So, this one, Jay, says, you got to apologize right now. And punk says, why is Roman still sending his cousins out to do his heavy lifting? And Jay's like, he'd send a buddy out. I came out my damn self, apologize right now. Jimmy says, this is nothing to do with Roman, but everything to do with respect.

It's the reason we stand out here face to face. I got a whole lot of respect for you feel. I really do. I got so much of the character you are. You speak from the heart, you run through things. You call yourself the voice of the voiceless, and you can speak trash about Roman. But you disrespect it, our late uncle, who has no voice. So apologize. I like how Jim brought punk's whole thing into this. He did, yeah. And punk says, you're right. Your brother got a little hot, but Sika doesn't have a voice. I'm not spiritual. I know you are. Do you believe Sika can hear us? And the use those both say, yeah. And he says, all right, I hope he hears it. And I hope you're listening. We're friends and your family and I go way back and he talks about wrestling for offer, sitting under the learning, his learning tree, second week in a row, that he's made a Jericho. Yeah, another Jericho reference there. And he says, I got to sit with Samoo and have him drop knowledge on me. So I respect every one of your family, everyone except that one son of a bitch. Now if you think if Sika heard that, then you believe and you believe he could see

what's going on, then I know he sees what I see, which is a lying, conniving, backstabbing manipulative, gaslighting, egotistical, narcissistic, plastic politician that his son has turned into. What a great boy. That was rough. That was. That was it. But there's more. Yeah. So Jay says, you still don't get it. This isn't about Roman. You need to say, I'm sorry. And punk goes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Roman treated you to like garbage for years and never once came out to apologize for how he treated his family that he loved. I'm sorry. Roman disrespected dusty roads when he called him irrelevant and isn't on the hook for any of that. But I am. I'm sorry that Roman has tricked you and the Simone's that he gives a single damn about any of you or any of this because if he did care about you or the people of this business, I would be here talking to him now instead of his young boys. He really emphasized. He really did. Yeah. He crescendoed that perfectly. Yeah. And so, yeah, mentioned what happened, little physicality, punk seemed pretty pleased with

himself though. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was, I thought it was an A plus segment. I really do. I thought punk did great there as he usually does, you know, and hats off to him, Jim Uso. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Uso's dynamic was great there. Yeah. You got Jay as the hothead, which, you know, he does well, but, but Jim kind of trying to be the voice reason. Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. Yeah. Good stuff. Good stuff. Also, good stuff. Now that we are in the month of March, we've got the predictions challenge coming up AEW revolution next weekend. And you can go to the end of this coming up weekend. Yeah. What I say next weekend. Yeah. Yeah. When it's Monday, it's like, yeah, it's this coming weekend this weekend, but it's like six days away. 15. Yeah. It's coming weekend this coming Sunday. So of course, the predictions challenge back on. Click join if you want in on that or go to patreon.com slash Stephen Larson.

We got a bitty of reward tears over there so you can check that out as well. We got bonus episodes and we've got question threads for the shows right here in the month of March. I think that's a Simpsons gag. Oh. That was like a calendar, that was like misprinted or I forgot what it was, but Bart says what month is smart? That was funny. That's funny anyways. I mean, it was funny. I don't remember the joke though. So yeah, we had that gauntlet match kicked off with the library. I do. I loved all this man. Yeah. I thought it was all good. Yeah. It really is. Just loaded with fantastic talent. Eo and Lyra started great stuff. Eo gets the win with a moonsault really fun match to you. Next up is Raquel. Eo defeats her as well because Liv tries to interfere in Raquel's behalf. This brings out Stephanie Vickair. Her and Liv braw up the ramp and Raquel is looking for a Tahano bomb and Eo reverses

that into a small package to eliminate Raquel. But then Raquel lays out Eo, boots her out of the ring and hits a Tahano bomb on the apron. So officials come out to break it up and Ivy Nile can't get to the ring fast enough. She sprees the ring, pushes Eo inside, covers her and gets the pin. Next up is Bailey. So Bailey versus Ivy. As you mentioned, Bailey's great. Anybody opposite the ring, Bailey is going to be a fun match. This was one of the best matches Ivy Nile had in WWE. I thought this was really, really good. Yeah, I agree. Bailey gives the win with Bailey to belly. Asuka was out last. There's this great bit where Kyrie tries to interfere and Lyra comes flying in off frame with a huge drop kick that takes out Kyrie. It was great. It's great visual. Yeah. Bailey ends up getting the win with a Rose Plant. She will face AJ next week. Her and Lyra celebrate together. Yeah. Yeah.

Later on, Bailey's backstage. She gets an interview. She's with Lyra. Jackie's like, how do you feel? She's like, I'm pumped. She says, Kudos to you. I couldn't have done without her. You see her flying to camera. This bird has wings. Lyra's like, no, you should definitely be women's intercontinental champion. And then Bailey's like, you know what, AJ's a legend. A lot of us wouldn't be here if wasn't for her. And I'll be an honor to step in the ring with her. It's title I want to win ever since they brought it out. She says, for once, I want to win that belt. You and I can run it back. And Lyra's like, oh, hmm, what? Yeah, Lyra seems to have kind of mixed feelings about Bailey's challenges for the title to not herself. Yeah. I can't believe this next bit didn't make it into the into the intro. Finn Balor has finally been kicked out of the judgment day. Well, he seemed to remove himself from the judgment day kind of by kicking Dom in the face. At first, it seemed like there was going to be a split because you'd think JD would be his guy. Yeah. But no, but no, but let's let's back up a little bit.

First, we had a Stephanie Vaker promo. She says, live, I heard what you had to say last week, W signed you at 20. I can see how good you are from the privilege you had and all the skill from training with the best. But what bothers me most, not your stupid laugh, what pisses me off. You have all the tools to be great, but you're too ignorant to use them. You hide behind a trashy man and send your friends to do your dirty work, proud of that. He says, just so you know, we both had privileges. She references the line that live had last weeks said those mudhuts. You made me who I am and I'm proud of that. You were forged by people around you with experience. I was forged in hell. I was forged in fire. We both looked at took different roads, but have the skill to be here. The difference is you've become lazy. The funny thing is, live, I can see more in you than you can see in yourself. I see a fierce opponent or the opponent. But on the contrary, you see yourself as a cheap blonde. You always take the easy way, but you better bring all your years of training with you.

I will bring the blood sweat in my experience to continue making history as your woman's world champion. Yeah. So live is in the clubhouse with the rest of judgment day, except for Finn. She freaks out about that and Don walks in is like, Hey, have you seen Finn? JD's like, I'll go find him. He's like, I've got to get something off my chest and then he goes out to the ring. So he comes out with Liv and Raquel grabs a mic. He says, and the crowd's booing him big time. He's demanding a rematch for his intercontinental championship. He's like, I should be your champion. But instead, Penta's walking around with my title and it's Finn. Baller is falling. So I don't want to do this out here, but you're making me air out all laundering in front of everyone. So that brings out Finn because JD evidently has found him. Finn gets in. He's like, calm down, Don. He's like, and Don's like, Finn gets in there and Don's like, where the hell have you been? Well, but looking for you, hope you're here to tell me you got a rematch. And he finally talked to Adam and got me my match. He says, what do you got to say, Finn's like, did you get it all out?

Are you good now? He says, about last week, you're right. If it wasn't for me, you'd be champion. And for that, I'm sorry, but I was trying to teach you a lesson. We're a family and we always have your back. You told me you want to be the greatest Mysterio of all time and you can be the greatest. But sometimes you got to fight your own battles for two years. I've tried to guide you and the more I help, the more I try to lead you in the right direction, I realize maybe your dad was right. Maybe you're just a spoiled little prick. I'm so sad. They bleeped out or they censored prick. It's a great word. It shouldn't be censored. Should not. So then Finn pie faces them. I'm sorry, Dom pie faces Finn. And then Finn just sort of, he's got his back to Don thinks about it. He hits a pale A kick, drops Dom, goes to pull him up and he's going to hit the drop kick in the corner and JD ends up clotheslining him and then live attacks. Finn, Raquel joins in and then they all start joining in. Dom grabs a chair, gets the hammer, Finn's able to boot him away.

Elbow's JD, but Dom hits him with the hammer. He stuffs in his shoe and he hits a 619 on Finn with the hammer. And the crowd's going crazy. Like with a fuck you chance. And then judgment a poses no more Finn baller and judgment. Nope, nope. Speaking the Intercontinental title, you're new Intercontinental champion. Penta had a tile defense, supposed to be against the OG Americano. Didn't work out that way. So we do see a quick little thing before this of Maxine attacking Natalia during an interview, during commercial break. Dan Houser backstage, Dan Houser walks up to Chad Gable Americano and says, I got an idea. I noticed he had a mask. I have a mask. We could make double the money. Let me try yours on so he tries to pull off Americano's mask and Gable tells him not to. He says, you seem like a nice guy, but I don't have the Tiempo to deal with this now. I have a tile match, so please, Vamos.

And Dan Housen is like, you don't want to join forces with me? Well, you are. Cursed, cursed and Gable tries to laugh that off. So I guess we know who's going to win. I mean, this whole thing just telegraphs whoever gets cursed. I know exactly. But then the background after Dan Housen walks off, you see Pete Dunn and Tyler Bate creeping up behind OG Americano. So then Penta makes his entrance. He cuts a promo probably in K-Fave to allow time for a Ludwig Americano to make it to Grilla after his dudes beat up OG Americano. This thanks the thanks to the fans, his family, his friends, Dada B. This is not for Penta only. This is for all the dreamers, the fighters in real life. This title is a reward for a lot of sacrifice. What happens if you believe in yourself every single day now and together will make history. Because now I'm here as your new intercontinental champion. So instead of OG Americano, Ludwig Americano.

And Ludwig Americano takes that out. Yeah, he does. So wait, did Ludwig Americano? Did he absorb the curse or did that just stay with OG who didn't even get the match? Or is that going to extend to OG next week in their match? I think I guess there's two ways of looking. Well, I guess there's a way of looking at it. The curse because I believe Dan Housen cursed OG Americano. And that's when you see Tyler Bate Pete Dunn. They were the embodiment of the curse. Not only was El Grande, if he would have made it out to this match, would have lost. He was so cursed that he couldn't make it out for the match. So Ludwig had no curse. He's lost. Yeah, no curse. Good. Glad that's clear. Oh, he had Obefemi versus Rusev with short match. Obefemi gets the win. Not much of a surprise here. Hey, this was cool though. They did some of the big man meat stuff. They did. Yeah, that was good. That was good. It was uppercut. And then Obefemi throws Rusev across the ring.

It's fall from Grace to get the win. And then finally here, Javon's backstage talking appears. Says 2026 to be huge year and that appears says you get the week off. And Javon's like, cool. So he's walking down the corridor when he's approached by Kofi and Grayson Waller. And Grayson's given a bunch of shit. And Kofi's like, Hey, give us a moment of talk here. Get out of here. And Kofi says, Hey, we got off on the wrong foot. Woods is injured. Offset was out of line. I took it out into you. I'm sorry. I see a lot of myself in you. Back in the day, I was doing all the things nobody could do. And I took that become that would be champion. That can be you. I believe that you just need the right team around you. And he offers his hand to shake for Javon to shake it. And Javon's like, I don't know. And so Kofi says, do you need to answer right now? I know you have dreams, but you don't accomplish them alone. Yep.

So do you think he's going to be the new third member of the new day? I don't think Grayson. No, I don't think that's going to happen. That'll probably happen. Probably not. All right. Would you like to? That was your raw. Would you like to answer some questions? Answer some questions. What the hell is the question thread here? Water it down the wrong pipe. All right. Here we go. Question time. Oh, that's weird. Oh, dang it. What happened? Huh. Well, we had like a problem with our stream. And so that was pride. I'm assuming you private it. Yeah. Oh, it took the question thread off because you linked it to that video. Yeah. Can you go into the back? I'm going to see if I can do that now. Why don't you go ahead and start with the, um, sure. Well, I can, I can, geez, I can unlist the video for, let me see if I can do that

and see if that gets those back. Cause it doesn't even show them on the thing. That's weird. Let's see. I'm just going to do this really quick. See if it works. Then I can load up the thing. Anyway, what question you got over there? Oh, sorry. Let's see here. We kind of just answered that one. Scroll down the bottom here. Be man here says Jim Johnston, CFOs and deaf rubble are all tasked with rewriting a TV show theme. Which themes does each take over? What a good question. Okay. Um, I would say Jim Johnston for like a new law and order spinoff. That's good. I was going to say Jim Johnston would do, um, like a reboot of Walker, Texas Ranger. Okay. That's good too. Because of that country version of Ravity.

Yeah. CFO dollar sign, um, they would do a redo of, I don't know why this came to me, but what we do in the shadows. Maybe because maybe because I think they did the Lester Black one. Oh, that could be it. Yeah, the deaf rubble. I don't know some, uh, when those CSI shows. Yeah, that fit in perfect. Our America's got talent or America's next top model. Yeah, something like that. Uh, Gibroni town says is Sammy Zayn, the cousin Greg of the Fed. I could see that. Oh, currently, maybe. Uh, let's see. Jacob Underwood says I didn't follow wrestling for a long time started back in 2024. This is the worst wrestle. Many of builds since when hold that thought. We might be doing a count out about worse wrestle. Many of builds coming up soon. So, uh, give you more research in depth. They answer then. Let's see here. Uh, hello empty bus bus seats says, uh, is there anyone you can remember that went

from booed to massively over in as short a span of time as Danhausen? I don't know about booed, but Kit Wilson was getting no response. And then he got cheers once they re once they gave that, that theme in Tron. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good answer. Uh, Eric Oathbreaker says in your opinion, is do you feel the Uso's reuniting gives for similar reasons than they put the Dudley's back together after their solo runs? They're simply better as a tag team that apart. Also, Cody's last AW appearance to his first WWE. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. What was your question? Uh, essentially, they put the Uso's back together because WWE thinks they're better as a team than his singles wrestlers. Uh, no. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they tried to roll with Jay as a singles guy and they didn't like what they saw. It's not even though he was, they were like, well, he's super over. So he can be super over as a tag. And they are. So yeah, Mr.

Sinister here asked with Finn out of judgment day, who would you get to help him take them on one men's wrestler and two women's wrestlers? Um, he's on Smackdown. First thing in pop my head is Kevin Owens, but he's hurt because I just know that they are actually like good friends. Yeah. I want somebody who's got some like prior connection, like, uh, boy, but everybody like shinskays on Smackdown. I mean, uh, you know what, I don't care. Switch brands, Tomatanga and Tongaloa. Taguchi, bring him in from New Japan. No, bring back Alpha 55. No, you want somebody with a connection to Finn? Yeah, that's why I said Tomatanga, Tongaloa. No, they're they're doing the MFT thing. They're they're they can't do that. It's not very good. Bring them over. Well, bad luck, Fally.

That's what I was going to say about bring back Carl Anderson, Carl Anderson, Carl Anderson. Alex Foster says, does he made a copyright free superhero like a rack demand? What would be the hero and who should play them? It's Pepsi Phil. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. I mean, a rack demand obviously was a it's basically Spider-Man with a blue and yellow suit instead of red and blue. So Cody could be homelander. I know he's a supervillain, but he could be homelander. But I mean, instead of red, white and blue, I mean, it's the whole gimmick is American. Yeah, so it kind of has to do with that. Elevator says with all of these changes, do you see Jericho making his return at Manier on Raw?

I don't know when he's coming back. It might be not be for a while. They had time to say a W deal. Yeah, I have to speculate. He was gone a lot like in the last two years or so. So I have no idea it could be like 2027 before he's able to go. Would you like to blind power rank? Sure. All right, we've got seven from Marquez. Songs forever linked to a certain movie. Oh, that's a good one. I'm ready. Oh, are you ready? I'm ready. Number one, one. I had the Tiger by Survivor. It's in Rocky II, right? Three, baby. Three? It was Rocky III, sorry. I don't even know what the Rocky II theme was. Gosh, I've heard that song since so many times. Yeah, it's good. But it is. First single, first single Iverbot. Really? Yeah, I was like, I'll put that at two.

I mean, that's so synonymous with the Rocky movies. It's pretty great. Number two, somewhere over the rainboats. Wizard of Oz. By Judy Garland. Yeah. I'll put that at four. Quattro. All right, next up. Bohemian Rhapsody. Most famously from Wayne's World. From Wayne's World, but I don't think. It probably had it in that one Queen movie. Yeah, it was called Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian Rhapsong was by featured in the movie of the same title. Aren't you, Cheryl? This is Siddler with the Webberman. You know, that movie brought that song back, the prominence that feel like, not that you didn't hear Queen on the radio. You did, but you know, it really kind of brought them back. I think in the public consciousness. Yeah. That being said, I've heard it wait too many times.

I'm going to put it at five. Yeah, I've heard that song way too many times. This one, I'll be honest, I'm not really familiar with. It's from the movie Desperado with Los Lobos and Antonio Banderas. Maybe I'd know it if I heard it. Yeah, I think so. Because I've seen Desperado a couple of times. I have the ones mentioned. I feel like that's the least synonymous so far with the film. I'll put that at six. All right, next up. If there's any place that I would ride into with you, it would be the Danger Zone, Larson. Top Gun, Kenny Loggins. Oh, wow. It's funny that Kenny Loggins went from a yacht rock dude. Yeah. To be in the movie theme composer of the 80s.

Yeah. The song goes really hard too. It does. Three. Wow, only three. This would be easy number one for me. No, that's not above eye at the tiger. All right. I mean, I got 107 less. I did not do this well. I should have put the Danger Zone one. All right, well, next up is Seals Kiss from a Rose. One for Batman. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's a good song. I'm not getting stuck with the bad song at one. You're instinct was correct because at number seven, go ninja, go ninja, go. Oh, yeah. Vanilla ice from the Ninja Turtles 2 secret of the you. Yeah. I did it. Well, I don't know. I don't know about seal at number one, man, but you didn't have Vanilla ice at number one. So at the very least, you did that. All right, you want to blind power rank. This one from Luis. Seven unfortunate events or moments.

Seven unfortunate of, and I guess number one to be the least unfortunate with seven being the most unfortunate. Yeah, I mean, bring up a thing. Okay, seven unfortunate. Wait, I'm sorry, seven unfortunate. What moment? Events or moments, yes. One being the least unfortunate. Seven being the most. Seven being the most unfortunate. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. We'll see what it's going to be. I hope this first one doesn't strike a chord with you, but it's realizing you're going bald. It's been a much slower process. It's been a slower process for me. I'll put it that way. And because of that, like, I look at my dad, I'm like, yeah, if I end up with his hair, I'll be okay with that. I still am fine, like, you know, duoden it up and going out and not having the hat on. And I think I look all right. So I'm, that hasn't been too much of an issue for me, regardless of what, you know, you say on our hymns ads.

I'm going to say that one. Sort of, I want to feel this out first. So I'm going to go like number three, because it's not that. I don't think it's that. All right, all right. So one, yeah, one is least unfortunate. Seven most unfortunate. Right. So this is on the end of like, not that bad. Well, you say number three. One is, I'm sorry, I thought seven is bad and one is not that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're putting this a three, right? Okay. Yeah, I'm putting it a three, yeah. Because I mean, for others, maybe it's different from me personally. It hasn't been that big of a deal. Next up, Mayor's proposal rejection in front of family. Oh, wow. Okay. Now this one obviously I can't, oh boy. That would be devastating. I mean, I feel like there's probably going to be worse on here, including like, shitting one's pants. But I think maybe even shitting one pants in front of family wouldn't be as bad as this. This is awful. I feel like there could be room for worse.

The question is, is the last one going to be like the worst possible thing? I don't see it getting much worse in this, but I'll put it in number six, because this is pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Next up, getting arrested on your birthday. I mean, I would hate it, but like, if my 20s, you know, depending on what the charge is, if it's something silly, you know, public drunkenness or drunken disorder, really something like that, you know, you get thrown on the drunken, not that big of a deal. Yeah, I mean, it's still pretty unfortunate. The birthday, it doesn't matter if it's a birthday, or who cares if it's on your birthday. They're just getting arrested, it's pretty bad. I'll put it in number, I'll put it in number five. Okay, depending on the charge, obviously. Next, getting posterized. Seven, nothing more humiliating. They're getting posterized and photography. You get dunked on. Yeah, oh, yeah, you just all day long.

Like, you're in somebody, some kid's room with a much taller man, with much bigger hops, with his nuts in your face, and like an idiot, you decided to like, stand there and try to play some defense rather than getting out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Out of the fucking way, that is the worst thing that could ever happen to any human being being posterized. Yeah, that's the worst. The next one, getting your ankles broken. I guess it doesn't mean literally, I'm getting crossed up on the court. You did it to me last week. You didn't fall though. Those are the worst. Those aren't the worst. Someone gets their ankles broken, it falls over. It does a splits or something like that. Yeah, I mean, it just happens, man. You're trying to de- somebody up. Your brain goes one way or body goes the other. And the person with the ball is going the other way. That shit happens, man. Yeah, it was like broke ankles. Ellie, you know, it might be on video if you're in the in the pros,

but like it ain't being posterized, you know, nuts and face. That's awfully, you know, this is just like, whoa, I slipped. It was wet right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two. Number two, all right. That ain't that bad. All right, you got what? One and four. One and four left, all right. Next up, your pants ripping in public. Okay, but like, there's no details. It's like your hog spills out, or just like, you know, you bend down. I would have sued the most typical example of that is, yes. Yeah, you bend over and the rear of the pants rip. I feel like the last one's going to be really bad. So I don't think this is all that bad. I think it's probably happened to me before. It's not a big deal. I don't go commando. So all they would see is like, you know, the dark shade of my underwear, not skids, which I know is what you thought I was going to say. So I'm going to go in terms of unfortunate. So this isn't that bad. I'm going to say number one.

All right. Last one at number four, get pantsed. Yeah, man, your cheeks all out. You know, you got to cover up your junk, you know? Yeah, pants. How do I do? Let's see here, balding pants, arrest a proposal. Yeah, I mean, you know, I probably would switch broke ankles and balding. But otherwise, no, man, I think I nailed this list. I think I did all right. Did all right, did all right here. Did all right. Anyways, that's going to do it for this show today. Thanks, everybody for tuning in for the live crowd. Apologies for the dump out on the stream. I think we figured out I got to get rid of the thing. So yeah, hopefully we know what's causing it. We can address the issue post-haste. Yeah, till next time, we'll see you guys around. Goodbye. If you're tackling a home project, check out Angie.com. From roofing to remodels and everything in between, Angie connects you with skilled pros who do such a good job. You might trust them to do other things, like pull out your tooth or be your kid's Godfather.

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