Reality TV snark, a bat in the mouth, is the Harry Potter series worth a watch?

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4:06Me too. I enjoy Tamara every day. She is in control. She is not taking BS from nobody. But in a way that is productive. Usually she never takes BS because she will go off the handle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I don't have the energy for this. Could be a matter of. That is. That's how I am. Yeah. And that's worse. It's like to be on the receiving side of that. You know, people often say to me now, how do you stay so calm? And I say, I think it's some kind of a minute. So I just like this. Unbothered. So then I see this. Me and Danny are leaving the valley. Who's me and who's Danny? Oh, you said it right there. No one cares. No, Danny. No, no, no, no. So they are. But will there be anything for them to talk about and to like. You know what? I don't care. I'd rather have. I'd rather them have nothing to talk about. Who are they? Then to have Danny and me. What are they? Always been in trouble.

5:06They're married couple. Have a problem speaking. That it's just disrespectful. Where did we even find them? Like, how they get on the show? Near used to be these. The Missy. Missy hasn't seen Jackie right there. She's in some sort of crazy hand motions. And I should she was miss you. But she only like miss California? Let me see. Yeah, check who cares. So they didn't have any connection to people on the show. They weren't on band-up. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. The thing with the valley is that they're all real friends. That is the one thing. Who are they friends with? They were friends with Brittany, right? And Brittany was the mean one and Chris and Doty. She's very like the valley. I liked it. Season one and two were really good. Season three was really annoying. She only could say, what was Lala on? Season three. She was not season two. Danny and Nia rubbed me the wrong way.

6:06And I'll tell you exactly why they rubbed me the wrong way. They wanted to be on reality TV, but not be real. Which, look, I understand. You never want to show your flaws. You never want to like put your family out there in a negative light. I get that. But then don't be on reality TV. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Agreed. Agreed. There was so many times where she was like, and Danny, Danny, let's go. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny. I think that's a lot when I'm like, why are you on TV? Daniel, stop. Daniel, stop. Oh, my gosh, you're so funny. We're leaving Daniel. I can't. Yeah. You need to decide who to do it. I literally would scream out the TV. Okay, my husband watches reality TV with me. Anytime I put it on, and I have to watch it because of work. Anytime I would put it on, he would literally, are you seriously watching the valley? I'm out. Walk out. Wow. This is so bad this season. What's bad? Oh, how do you say that about our Lala?

7:08My Lala was good. Are you kidding me? I love it. I love and adore Lala with all of my heart. These two, I'm happy to see. Okay, fine. Fair affair. So now, first of all, I always laugh when it says, slow moh-wo, slow moh-wo. A slum. Well, that means, secret life. That's a warm and wide slum. So I actually did watch this trailer, and then halfway through, I said to myself, stop this. I don't know how you like to say about the show. First three seasons loved it. Season four, it jumped the shark. Season five. Oh, wow. I don't know what's the first episode. Why do you think it jumped the shark? Because they're getting too big for their like, and they're perfect. Again, back to survive this. Yeah, back to dead. Oh, when they said mom talk on the trailer, I actually like gagged a little. She's like, something, something mom talk. And I'm like, no, no. Season one through three was so good because they were just like all real. You know what I mean? Like real fun, cool, sloppy, whatever.

8:11It was great. Now the last season, they're all like, yeah, cool. Sorry, I said the F word. We're so poor. F word, by the way. Yes, what? We're influencers, and we love mom talk. I'm being so mean today. I'm sorry for everyone that's listening to this. But like, it's true though. But I'm still going to watch. It's not going to be my part. I think it'll be show, but I'm still going to watch. I think I might boycott it. Oh, that is cool. I may boycott it. And I know I have to watch this for work, but the show that I usually have to watch this for work for is also boycotting it. Oh, you know what? Oh, what? Maybe I don't watch it. I didn't know that. Is that? Yeah, they hated the last season. And they were like, I don't want to do this again. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Well, Daniel, I will say to go with secret lives more, the premiere episode of Salt Lake City. I watched it. Did you watch it? I have not watched it yet. I cried.

9:12Oh, my God. I mean, it's one of the most emotional housewives episodes, premieres, you will ever watch. Oh, my gosh. With who? Who could be the Mary Cosby and her son passed away? Oh, Ethan, I know about that. And the way that she speaks about it is like, wow, that's going to wreck me. It will wreck you, especially because you have two sons. It's like, it will wreck you. And but the way at the end of episode, I just, I don't know. Don't even, can we just go to the beach? Can we say that much? Can we say that much? I had a much preparing meal. OK. OK, I love that franchise. Salt Lake City, Rhode Island, winner, winner, chicken dinner, both of you. So here was something that I enjoyed. And look, you can have your thoughts. I'm not, I'm not here for that. OK. Lori Loughlin came back to Instagram. And let me tell you who supported her, the entire Full House House. They did this whole thing. John Stammel, Jody Sweet and Dave Cuyet, Candice Cameron, Andrea Scott.

10:14And it was like, cute. I didn't totally understand because I forgot about her, like hosting Good Morning, San Francisco, or whatever. It was called Wake Up San Francisco. But all of a sudden, just all these people. And I was like, you know what? I like these people. She quoted a quote that she said a line. She quoted a line that she said on the show when she came out from the TV. The Barber says I'm Rebecca Donaldson. I'm welcoming myself back, yes, because. Yeah, because I was out after she had the baby or something. She had the twins, yes. Yeah, yeah. But I liked it. Baby, too. I liked it. Danny Tanner. Boy, up. I know. Cute. That was cute. So look, good job. Instagram. You cares. Oh my god, Danielle is even more snarky than me. Okay. Do you still have a pill today? I chose this because of you. Harry Potter trailer. Oh my god. You still want me to be mean? I didn't even understand this. I was just going to be Harry Potter. How else? Okay. It is very popular.

11:14It's a series. It's like before. No. It is the beginning of the day. It is the beginning of the movies, but just a TV series. Oh my god. So it's really a real reality. It's a wrap of the show. They have to talk about the, yeah, like, based off the trailer, I saw it. I do not believe it to be a prequel because they are teasing all the things that happened in that first book. Why make that? We already have the movies. Why make a series? What's up, everyone? I'm Angel. I'm Diego. He Jason. From Augusteau Papa. Okay, real talk. If we're in a new era, why are we still in our old rides? Because upgrading sounds complicated. And we don't have time for it. Exactly. We're building. We're moving. We don't have time to be guessing. As he is, because the car you need when you are starting out is not the car you need in your motion era. Facts. So whether you're leveling up, switching lanes, or finally retiring your old paws, hand me down, start your search with cars.com. Over 2 million cars and 50,000 added daily.

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17:22So on one side of me, I'm like, you know what? This is kind of cool. On the second side of me, I'm like, you're never going to live up to the movies. Yeah. Ever. No matter how hard you try, the movies will always be the best thing in the entire world. That cast will be the best thing in the entire world. You cannot have a new hair. Unless there's like a whole new generation that's having you Hermione. Well, okay. That's like, I don't have an argument for you because I don't care about any of this and I never watch the movies. I'm the one movie I want to have a sleep. You know, like the movies are just asleep. No, I read the first book though. And then I just, you know what? I'm going to have a good correlation. Harry Potter is to me as friends. It's right to me. I know. I've like, I got all my friends stuff. But that's why I put it in there because I knew how much you loved it. And I want Harry Potter. Well, give it a shot. Yeah, I'll give it a shot. The one thing I will say about the trailer, it looked scarily AI. Oh, no. But it wasn't it. But it was like, whoa, these people, it looks AI.

18:23Another movie that they're turning into a series is Dirty Dancing. Like, I wonder how that's going to go because you can't look at it. I thought Jennifer Gray was working on a movie or something. I thought it was a Dirty Dancing was becoming a series. Maybe they nailed the right Patrick Swayze. They'd have something, but that's going to be hard. Oh, it's a new watermelon. Never mind. It's a new movie. You're right. You're right. I love that movie so much. So much. Bad idea. Um, Miley Cyrus is now Miley. And all of a sudden out of nowhere, we got an album and we got shows at the Hollywood Bowl. Did anyone else like think that was a little surprising? I was like, wait, what? Yeah, I'm. Look, I'm always down for some new Miley to. Miley has always been Miley. I've never, I think once said, you never called her Miley Cyrus. No, it's always just Miley. You called her Miley Cyrus forever. No, it's Miley for sure. Um, I'm excited.

19:23I love her. I think she's great. I think she's so unique and different. And I'm ready for it. I'm excited to see what her new music sounds like and maybe we should go to the Hollywood Bowl. 100 percent, but there's so many things I want to do with the Hollywood Bowl. I got to go see the Jonas Brothers. Obviously that's no negotiation. I'm going. A smart list. I kind of want to go to the smart list show at the Bowl. We should go for research. We should agree. When is it? I've got so, I mean, I'm getting booked up. When is it? When is smart list at the Bowl? I thought it was in October. I've got a lot of football games too that we have to squeeze this into. So oh, this is Miley, Miley Cyrus, is October 16th and 18th at the Hollywood Bowl. Oh, I know the Jonas Brothers are November and 18th and 19th is smart list the 17th. So she had to work around their dates. So it goes Miley, smart list, Miley. So if I came down for smart list, I obviously can go to Miley. There you go. Hmm. I'm open to it.

20:24You know who loves Miley. Oh, boss. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Should we call him? We should. We should. How do we? We can't call him in on this. Hold up. I'm texting him. Are you coming to see Miley with us at the Hollywood Bowl? October 16th or 18th? I texted him. I can't believe it. Yeah, our big boss, which is assessed. Our big boss is like, what? What is our big boss? But like it's so weird when we call that our big boss. He wrote, oh my God. He already wrote back immediately. And let me tell you the things I texted that I need answers on that he doesn't just want. Oh my God. We got to get a box then. I can't. I got to get a box because I need the food there is delicious. The food there is truly delicious. So speaking of you were being snarky. Look, I could do an entire show on Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump going to court.

21:29But all I'm going to say is I don't care for those sunglasses. Do you just know? Do you like sunglasses? She's about to play baseball. I think she looks like she's about to hit the slacks. Yeah. It's too godly. Too godly. Her hair looks good. Her sunglasses are too godly. Her blazers die. Yeah. Her hair looks nice. But I don't know. I'm not even going to comment on the whole rest of it. But I do feel comfortable commenting that I don't care for those sunglasses. I don't. I didn't know they were dating. What? I know. I know. Can I go use that me this? Okay. You said you were going to be a little bit more comfortable. I know. I know. Can I go use that me this? Yes. You said it with the bat in her mouth. Yes. Oh, my God. I think about her. I just want to know how I'm thinking about her so much. Can you see if she'll come on? I have so many questions because I want to know how did the bat get in her house? How did the bat get in your house? Do you sleep at the window open, no screen? That's all that my brain could come up in it. Number two, she's like said she was like holding something out of her mouth like in her

22:32sleep and it was a bat. So then immediately obviously, she's got to catch the bat and test it for rabies. should probably get to get like 5,000 shots because of like that's our dangerous. It later tests a negative for rabies, so she's okay. Okay. You know what I did? Can you get her? We got to get her. What is a true fact? Okay, so in fact, actually, Dr. Yes, she's a doctor. So many fact checking on it. 5,000 spiders crawling your mouth. Oh, yeah. You eat three spiders every year. I don't. Oh, every year. Yeah, that seems more reasonable. I thought you were going to say every night. You know, I woke up the other day with like kind of like, Oh, and you thought you had a spider like that. You know that, that, that, and I literally thought to myself, I wonder if I just ate a spider. So you know that I have never worried about bats because I don't, I just didn't cross my mind. Although I have bats around my neighborhood. Like if you walk at desk, there's bats. And I was at a dinner party. I can't remember if I told you guys this at my friend Sally's this summer.

23:33And all of a sudden, this like, they said a moth. Oh, that's a giant moth came down and literally landed on my friend Shannon's like, chess right here. And everyone was like, whoa, that moth is huge. And then a couple of us were like, that's not a moth. Oh, it was a bat bat. So then the bat went onto the table. And everyone's like, is it a moth? Is that a bat? Like it just didn't look bat-manny, but it did kind of look batty. Literally, I was like, this is what went through my brain. And she's going to get tested. I literally said, I'm so grateful that didn't happen to me. Because I would have been like, I have to go to the emergency room. Like, what do I do? This is so, I've been so stressed. And she was pretty calm. You little did you know she spent the night that you? No, I'd seen her after and I was like, you're live. You didn't have any problems. I'm very afraid of bats, but you know that what I have, a rat.

24:36Rhymes with bats. All right. This name is rat. And I got a note in the mail the other day. The exterminator came and they give you like an update. Sometimes they put it in the mailbox, but sometimes they hook it to your door. I think they realize they can't just put it in the mailbox. Did you know it's like a federal offense if you put like cookies in a mailbox? You're not allowed. Why? Because it's like owned by the government or something. I don't know what. I make really put things in my neighbors mailbox. I don't think they take you to jail for it, but like you're not supposed to. The mail is supposed to be used for the US Postal Service. And like if you're dropping off cookies, they need to go on the front porch. I'm making half of this up. But I think it's been a lot of some... I've never heard of that before, but I've definitely... A lot of things in my neighbor's mailboxes before. Well, you broke the law, I think. I guess I did. You might go to the go to the jail. So what was I saying? The rat. The note said, you know, we did this. We did this and we got a rat out of the attic in the trap. And I'm like, oh god. So every time there's a rat in the attic, I know that that noise I hear...

25:39Did I think, oh, I think I just heard a rat? Is a rat. Did it get... Was it cut? Yeah, I mean, that one. There's more. I don't know how they're getting in. It's so stressful. It is so stressful. Anyway, I don't know why I'm telling you as that. Just cause I've got a lot of back pain today. Anybody else? I got something going on right in here. What's up, everyone? I'm Angel. I'm Diego. Ijason. From Augusto Papá. Okay, real talk. If we're in a new era, why are we still in our old rides? Because upgrading sounds complicated. And not tenemos tiempo para lo complicado, bro. Exactly. We're building, we're moving. We don't have time to be guessing. As he is, because the car you needed when you were starting out is not the car you need in your motion era. Facts, so whether you're leveling up, switching lanes, or finally retiring your old paws, hand me down, start your search with cars.com. Over 2 million cars and 50,000 added daily. It's a mercado for cars, unlimited options.

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31:43So I got home at like 10 o'clock. I'm doing 5,000 things. I don't have any food in the house. So I had fruit. So I cut up two plums. I had two plums. Put some blueberries on top. And then I said to Heather, I'm just going to have saltines and butter. And she was like, what? And I'm like, no, that's actually delicious. Saltines and you let the butter get kind of like warm. You don't like like, like, put it in the microwave. Very, very, very, yes, because you don't need a lot of butter on a saltine. Just enough. You don't have counterbubble. Okay, 10. Did you say counterbubble? Yeah. No, I'm not one of those. I know a lot of people are like, I do. You have like the big butter, crock or whatever. Yeah, the little, little thing. I keep in the fridge and then I set it out. Let it go. Room temperature and then I spread it. So good. Because when you, oh, when you are doing your toast on butter or crackers on butter, it's so easily spread. You don't have to like, like go like,

32:44they understand that. Yeah, it's so, you know what I don't care for? You know when you go to certain restaurants and there's like a rectangle of butter. And tar is a rock. Oh, it's like, don't bother. Yeah. Don't give me that. I will say I'm not dogging your saltines with butter because there is nothing in this world. I love more. And just sourdough toasted with butter. Butter. Oh, yeah. Do you ever throw jam on there? Of course. But I was a huge just by itself. Oh, I just said first of all, it's the first time I said it the whole time. Great. I think of Scott slash Luke, jam hands so much. Yeah, you know, and Gilmore girls when he's like, not one of the kids, they have jam hands. Like jam hands are real. No, so, so, Heather also likes peanut butter, but I can have peanut butter because I'm not allergic to it. It just bloats me. Yeah, I like peanut butter, but can you do all the butters? Almond butter, sunflower butter, whatever. Sun butter. I can't do any of that. I don't like that.

33:44I can. Do you guys cook with ghee? No, what is that? That's un clarified butter. So they take the cream out of it. And so it doesn't burn. So I do it every morning with my eggs for my kid. Yeah, doesn't burn. Like I'm so tired. Are you tired? I just realized I was like, if I do this show much longer, I'm gonna fall asleep. Have you ever been sitting there? And you're just like, I'm like, I'm going to lose my life every single day. I go, okay. We gotta go. Eyes are closing. Now that we're boring. We're not. We're fun. You know what it is? This is so tired. You finally could relax in this moment. Like you can finally relax your body is going, shhh. We've got like a few things to solve today, which I'm hoping after this show,

34:46we can check our emails and they've been solved. I agree. Great stuff. I mean, I got a lot more to talk about. There's a lot of things coming. I want to watch. There's a lot. Lot. I've got Josh Hartnett TV show on with the like mystery beast. But I did watch the waiting scene. Which was really good. And your Michael Keaton was in an Amy. And he plays a role where I told that story. I've told you guys this story. I just everywhere. Everywhere he's at. Yeah, Robert. He's out of his mind. He's so good. So good. But it's creepy. But it's creepy. But it's mine creepy. Like serial killer creepy. How much longer till below? That's the one with Josh Hartnett. I feel like it's on. October. Oh my gosh. October. Well, good luck to Cal. We've got the big football game, which I know I've been mentioning. Cal UCLA. Lot of stuff happening. Lot of stuff. What is on tap for you guys this weekend before we go?

35:49Good afternoon, Disneyland. I went to Legoland last week. And that's why I'm nothing this week. I mean, Disneyland with your little kids. With those children. I know you're going to say no to this. I am going to ask. I do not have $5,000 for a guy. I don't. It look. I'm a gatekeeper a little bit on this. I'm a gatekeeper. So normally I wouldn't even say it. But like, the VIP guide. I look. I love the VIP guys. If I had a cash to blow, I would do it too. I just can't. Friend. I for our friend married of the VIP guide. I can't think of anything more iconic. They're literally married. A pretty alive Prince Charming. He's just like, let me show you everything about Disney. Do you have an annual past, Danielle? I do not know. My name is. My name is. Easton has an annual past. He does. My husband didn't have fun. Probably not. I can tell you exactly what to get. I didn't have fun. I love it. I love the entire. We Amy and I were there not so long ago.

36:49We ate so much. I ate so much food. But somehow it was in. We literally have like a tiny thing of rice left over. Okay. Of course we got the chocolate things. I think I ate three. Like it was just insane. I just didn't care. I mean, all day we'd been working so much. We've done like 20,000 steps. Just working, working, working. We're at the convention center. And then we just went and like ate so much so many things. The green beans are. I can only have a few. I mean, the green beans. Ever. I can't eat broccoli, but then I can have a few green beans. Because otherwise I get so tooty. Just blanch it. And then they frown. I remember I told you. I was like, these are really good. But they're going to make you too. Two. I have like a real tooting problem. So good. It's okay. Oh, you guys. Great times. Great times. I'm going to go get. So this is what I'm just to keep everyone, you know, real. I've been testing out sandwiches. As you guys know, all over. And I'm usually disappointed. I'm usually disappointed. I think I told you one of my sandwiches was way too wet.

37:49Here's where you get the perfect sandwich. If you live in the Bay Area. A sweet affair. It's a wonderful bakery. Out in Walnut Creek. This is my sandwich. And here's the funny part. I don't know if the bread I like is the nine grain or the whole wheat, multi grain or whole wheat. So I have to order both. I get one whole wheat and one multi grain. And I don't know which is which. So like, I don't know. I feel like we can solve this problem. We have to like test it while we're there. I don't. Anyway, ham is all you get. Ham mayonnaise lettuce. That's it. I just ate my first half. 10 out of 10. Ruffles chips. Ham lettuce mayonnaise. You do not have the chin and sandwich. I do not. I would like a pickle. They don't have. I don't serve it with a pickle. But maybe I can get from the store or some pickles. It would be nice with just one dill pickle. You know, like a spear. Yeah, like a pickle spear.

38:50And then I have my lemon water and five chocolate chips. You live in. Hello. It hurts to laugh because I think I was like in a weird position today. So I stretched out my abs. Didn't I ever tell you I get one time I got deposed? Do you know what that means? Yes. And I was so stressed. It was like a it was like a zoomed depozo. I don't know if that's the way where you say it. And so I leaned. I was like this leaning forward for one hour answering their questions. My stomach. It was like I'd done one. Because you were just holding your stomach in for an hour. Next day I was like, oh my god. What? I think I had to like put the heating pad and take out the I was like, I don't I don't have strong abs. I'm not gonna lie more. You know what I'm working on it. So yeah. Well, and you got your answer. Just sit like that for a while. That one's a day. What? We got what we wanted. We did. I just said.

39:51Did it just come through? Wow. All right. Well, hold on. All right, guys. We got such a deal. Bye bye. That's the news. Except that's not what show this is. Listen if you listen if you want to do. Yeah. Why is it always a chaos when we together? Because nobody planned anything bro. Unless Malke the rogue is ready for that. We're still outside. And it also has power. That turbo. Load up. We out. The 2026 Nissan Rogue. It's up for all.

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