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Shall we get straight into it? It's getting to an email from Steve.

He's gone, hey boys. Okay, I don't think Steve said it like that,

but we're going with it anyway. Hey Steve, hey boys.

Keane, to get your take, my wife is insisting that we host a barbecue

and has got the garden furniture out because it hits 17 degrees once last week.

Has British summertime started? Thoughts on Brits or basking topless in public parts?

After one flick or a sunlight, tell me I'm not going to be crazy by thinking this is a bit far.

Well, Steve, you are not crazy, my friend.

I have a real dislike shock for people wandering around with their tits hanging out,

the minute there was a bit of sunshine in the UK.

It's just so unnecessary when you tuck the t-shirt in the back of your fucking jeans

and just wander around. You know what I mean? You'll be there in Vicky Park,

doing whatever else, and it is the same thing because I don't know if you've noticed.

If you've seen his Instagram, Sam has been back in the gym. We can all see

when he's got his arms as tightly pressed to his body as possible,

when he looks like he's jacked. I mean, you are jacked. I must say that you do this big.

Yeah, go on, just show the guns again. They like it when you do it.

Go on, we need to, yeah. No, no, no, just do it a bicep one because

no, because I look like there you go. No, I don't want to, I don't want to do it.

Fuck, come on. Dishy puffs are available.

They still don't even bother. But yeah, no, it does my idea.

And look, is summertime coming? Obviously, it sort of happens at the same time of year, brother.

But it is getting warmer, it's getting lighter, and I am happy about that.

But the barbecue stuff, it does because it becomes an event, doesn't it?

If I have a barbecue or I love a barbecue, but do it quietly, no, we don't all need to see

your fucking burnt sausages, do we? No, we don't. Oh, look at me, I'm getting the egg out,

or whatever it is, the old fucking green egg. Yeah, there it is. I'm getting a green egg.

Do you know what I mean? And then it's on barbecue season, and I've got their fucking

aprons on and all the rest of it. Just have your dinner, mate. No, nothing bad.

Just have your dinner. I'll put fairy lights in it. Actually, what you don't do is you don't go,

look at me, having a stew. But suddenly summer comes, and it's like, like,

I've got the cold, I'm a car barn, I've been down the butcher's, I've done this.

I don't care, I don't care now what you eat. I don't care what season it is.

I don't care what you have in for dinner. Oh, but I fucking love a barbie, mate.

Yeah, well, good. So enjoy your barbie. But I will, in private.

And you're invited to every single one. Mizzy. Got a lot going on. I've even bought, I've even bought

a meat thermometer out of fucking my barbecue, and yeah, I've taken it really seriously.

I mean, it's not any, you can imagine the cut of steaks going on that barbie, mate, 100%.

Well, especially now that you're a chef, although I will be honest with you,

was here for a, he said she said recording, didn't realise that, and actually,

I think now's the time to bring it up whilst we're talking about talking, that Louise

cooked most of your Valentine's meal. I mean, that's exactly what she said.

I'm going to be honest with you. He said she said. But so, yeah, so all they say,

look at me with a muscles and all that, and I did wonder who's taking the picture.

It was the cook who was there, otherwise known as Louise. That's why they're all pointing up.

She did help me, she did help me with my, with my Valentine's meal.

Well, she cooked it all. You made, by the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just want to let you know, but, but just, you are,

this, you're going to hate this, but I'm, I'm invited to the barbecue.

No, you're invited to movie night round mind. What?

I'm doing, I'm starting, I'm buying a projector. Oh, fuck no.

Because Louise has one in her. Yes, yes, people, because she has one,

and I really fucking like the idea. But she lives, she lives next to it,

just pop round doors. Yeah, no, but she's, she's like having a good time.

She's got one. I've got to get one. I don't want to.

I'm not going to do a movie night, and the only movies you watch are fucking Harry Potter

and, I wish Annabelle. No, they're the fucking fly rings.

I watched Annabelle last night and you're in birth.

You watched, though? No, I watched gladiator.

Great film. Okay, question. No, no, no, no, please, please, please, just hear me out.

I don't want to come and watch gladiator with you and your bird.

No, the eye said this, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I genuinely mean this.

Okay. So any millennium guy, millennium,

any, any millennial guy, right, that's worth is, if you don't know this phrase,

then you're, I'm afraid you're not one of us. You're not one of the guys, right?

If I were to say the words, my name is Maximus Desperadois,

father to a murdered wife, what would you say? Husband.

No, so husband to a murdered wife, what would you say?

Father to a murdered son, and I will take my vengeance in this like, yeah.

See, if you are any guy, who's a millennium?

I don't know why I did it in these days.

Also, you just got it wrong.

No, but if you're any guy, I'm Maximum, and I'm, I've got a daughter,

and, and she's dead, and then, and then my uncle's dead,

but I'll, I'll get revenge.

What would you say if you're any guy, what?

My name is Maximus Desperadois, father to murder son, husband to a murder wife,

and I'll have my vengeance in this left on the next.

That is such an iconic phrase for any millennial guy.

I think if you haven't watched that in your eye range,

then you had a really bad, I'll bring it.

Oh, Christ, fucking hell.

But anyway, yeah, no, listen, great filter, and movie night.

No. In the garden, me, tally, you, come on.

Come on. No.

Come on. No, no.

I've got a fairy lights coming.

Oh, fuck me, yeah, I'll be there.

Yeah.

What fucking difference is a fairy we'd like,

going to make, whether I want to sit there and watch fucking a film

in the garden with you and your fucking bird,

fucking sucking each other's necks.

Like, I don't want to be doing all that.

Sucking each other's necks.

Well, you are. It's all the fucking PDA, like, fucking just,

have you run, see?

Are you talking about, I'm sort of like,

no, I'm over the moon.

Yeah.

No, not when you do that.

Okay, fine, that was good.

I know, to be honest, I don't think she is when you do that.

I don't think I've ever done that before.

No, you're coming in, you're a little balding, man.

Oh, you're using my little tiny wool.

No, I don't want to be, fuck it.

I don't need to see that.

It's distracting when I want to see,

do you not mean that?

I just know.

And also, I watch it in my mind, mate.

Oh, that's fun.

Well, if you ever want to success,

I don't want to snuggly, wugly, we're going to do that in the,

in the, in the snuggly, wugly wool.

Snuggly, I wouldn't have been cute with three of us.

Yeah.

No, I'd love it.

No, I don't want to get in bed with tiny and being.

Thank you very much.

But yeah, Steve, yeah, yeah,

Oh, yeah, Steve, is it a bit,

oh, yeah, Steve, the whole point of this.

Yeah, it's too early for a barbecue,

I'm going to be able to say,

because it's still not that fucking warm.

We've had, what, two nice days?

Two nice days.

I'm looking forward to summer.

Don't get me wrong.

I've got the aircon on already.

Yeah, I have, yeah.

I have it on all year round.

I love being cold.

That, you know, not so, so there's,

in most relationships.

Steve didn't ask.

That's all right.

No, go on, tell him.

Well, you have to say that in most relationships,

there's always one ton of cold.

Yeah, but there's never two hots or two colds.

How weird is that?

Yeah.

There's normally always two hots, two colds.

Star signs, it's not going to you and not on her colds.

Yeah, I could be, are you ready?

And I know your Mrs is because she sat there on Monday night

with a fucking walk bowl.

The minute I start seeing people wondering around with a top off,

it does make me think not bad.

It's like that the, what'd you call it?

The fucking,

high lux fucking people, high rocks, high rocks people.

I can't.

And they're all fucking topless doing that.

But then what we're going to have as soon as it's summer,

they're all going to be running around the parks.

Put a top on.

Okay, that is me.

That is me.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I go and put a little jog topless.

I do, yeah.

Why?

Because it's not, and people go, well, get off.

You're wearing a vest, mate.

No, but I feel free.

You're not, you feel what?

I feel free.

Yeah, I feel free.

When I'm, I'm with me cock hair, but I don't walk down the street

like it.

Do I?

I really like it.

I, I, I, it's just, it's just unnecessary.

It's unnecessary.

Oh, I, I quite like that.

I don't like a high rock, though.

I'm going to put it out there right now.

I've done it.

You wanted to do one.

Yeah, I know, but now I'm not, now I'm just not keen now.

All right.

Well, so yeah, Steve, you know, you're not going crazy, mate.

I, I think you're there.

Next one.

Sam and Pete, I've just turned 21, and I keep getting told

it's the best age of my life.

Is this true?

If you could be one age in your life forever,

what age would you be?

Oh, my God.

When did you peak?

When did we peak?

What?

As you say, we haven't peaked.

Thanks.

And love you, Molly.

We might have not peaked yet.

Molly.

Oh, no, you have.

I'll just me then, yeah.

Oh, I don't, I don't think I'll ever hit a peak.

Are you always on the rise?

No, no, no, I just, I just don't,

I just don't think there is a, I don't know what my peak would be.

I think I don't think 21 was my peak,

because I was one horrible ****.

Yeah, my 21, I looked like a 15 year old at 21,

so that was not my peak.

I know where my peak was, I think.

Go on, 28.

28 was your peak.

I think 28 was my peak.

Why was 28 your peak?

That was a good shape.

I, I think your, I think your peak was sort of the back end of last year.

Yeah, I should go.

Yeah, maybe last year.

You're on the slow decline again now.

I don't know when to bring that back.

You can do, no, do you know what?

I do sometimes think about it,

because I was, I do, I sometimes think about it.

And I'm like, or did I just look so horrific?

Prior to last, what do you think people in that just got used to you?

I think people got used to it,

because I looked at myself recently.

If I look at myself, make paint,

and I don't want to, you know, put myself down,

because I'm, I don't worry, I'll do it for you.

I'll do it for myself.

But if you look at old podcast clips of us,

there's a GK Barry one, right?

Or the Joe Marlowe one, where we literally just start, right?

And my, my hair is like straw all over my face.

And we're in a Harry Potter Hufflepuff jumper.

Yeah.

And I've just sneezed on Joe Marlowe

and have gobs come out and hit him in the face.

I look, actually, honestly, look, it's frightening how I look.

Do you know what your saving grace was?

What?

I was drunk.

So true.

So true.

I mean, I'd be sitting there, not fucking huddled over in a corner.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't know if I've reached a peak.

I think you're a peak now.

If I'm certainly not now, man.

I think you look like I've been dug up these days.

No, I think you're a peak.

And I don't know if it gets, I think it just gets worse.

Now, so maybe I'll pass the peak.

And I didn't realize my peak.

So I didn't take advantage of it being my peak.

In terms of life, when was your peak?

I mean, you have the most fun.

And like, you just, like, let's say fat.

Still waiting for the day for it's having fun.

Do you say fab and fun?

Yeah.

It's just way over the day of fab and fun.

You know, I'm just thinking of myself surely.

I'm living for something.

But again, 20s, 20s, 26, 20s.

No, 26 years old was my fun peak.

I would say probably 24 was my most fun time.

Because I was doing well.

It was pretty all of this stuff.

So I still had like a sort of a private life and all of that sort of stuff.

And I think that was the year that I did a lot of shit

that I will remember for years to come.

A lot of which I can't talk about.

But it was just a real fun fucking time.

So yeah, but I would hope that my peak hasn't happened yet.

I would hope that maybe the best is yet to come.

You know, that's the positive kind of thing that I'm thinking.

I mean, it's bollocks.

I'm just sort of waiting for death now.

But I do, I hope that the peak is yet to come.

And also, I think you can have many peaks.

I so do I will have some roller coasters full of ups and downs.

Yeah, you know.

But looks wise, I think I think I've had my peak.

No, no, no, looks wise.

You are definitely now at that point.

Because I do think you actually look better now.

Last year, you took the group too far.

And we started with a hair dye and the box dyes

and spray tans and you went,

there was a period when you were like,

fuck, you know, you look good.

And then it was like, always taking it too far.

Yeah, yeah, I never.

Now we're back to looks good.

Just looks good.

Yeah, looks good.

Career wise and life wise.

I don't know, you're right.

Everywhere's peaks and troughs.

It goes up and down.

But 21's, the best thing about being 21 is...

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And I mean, oh God,

I'm not turning into one of those fucking podcasts.

People will be like, I genuinely think the best thing about me

is 21 is you don't have to care about anything.

You're still so young at 21.

Like you can go out four nights a week,

not really get bad hangover

and you just don't have to worry about life.

I don't think at that point you can go travel.

You can go work behind a bar and save up

and go to Thailand.

You can do anything you want in your life

at 21 years old

and know that you have so much fucking time.

In the antithesis to that is that I do think as you get older.

If I knew now what,

yeah, do you know what I mean?

Like it's one of them.

Like when you're 21, yeah, like there's lots of worries.

How am I going to end up?

What am I going to do?

Do you know what I mean?

There is all of that.

Yes, you can go and kind of do what you want

because you don't have responsibilities.

As you get older, your responsibilities increase.

And when your responsibilities increase,

there becomes more pressure.

But you know more.

Do you know what I mean?

I made so many bad decisions and things years ago

but they're all part of what's made me

the not bad I am now.

So as you get older,

I would like to.

21 I think is a great age for health

and fucking everything else

and you should go and do all the things that you want to do.

Get it all out now.

You got some energy.

One thing I will say in this sense,

we're not massively, massively old

but like I'm gearing up towards 40

and what you start realizing is time fucking goes.

Like that.

So I blink.

You're 21 now.

Molly, you know, you're going to get old soon.

Yeah.

Joy being young now.

21 is the age where you can kind of do anything.

You can go anywhere.

Your kind of young adult is a great time to be alive.

But we wasted it.

And I think I wasted a lot of mine

because I didn't make memories then.

I should have done because I was too busy.

Working and doing this and fucking concentrating

on this and doing that.

And actually, as you get older,

you start thinking,

Fuck, I wish I'd done.

I'd wish.

And there's nothing worse in life than a what if.

Yeah.

And I've got loads of what ifs.

Not necessarily regrets, but what ifs.

What have I done this?

I'll travel a little bit more.

Like wherever the fuck is.

I wish I'd traveled.

So do I wish I'd travel a little bit more than that.

Did you not have a gap?

I did, but I literally,

I did Australia in a bit of Thailand.

But like I would have loved to like properly travel.

Like you live somewhere for a little bit.

Yeah, because you know, it's only one,

you know, in terms of,

and again, it's different for everyone,

but your relationships and all the rest of it.

Fucking be single, be young, be free.

Go and do what you fucking want to do.

The best is yet to come.

If you're 21, I think,

you ain't ending up the person you're with anyway.

Realistically, I don't think you're doing that.

I mean, the central object did with Pippa.

Well, exactly.

But like I think you maintain,

and that's what I maintain,

that what normally happens.

And Pete, correct me from wrong here.

But I think most of the time,

if you're with a partner at that age,

what happens is you get to about 26, 27,

and you panic, and you go,

shit, I haven't dated,

like I haven't like fucked around like other people mild.

I haven't got any lived experience.

If any other person, I haven't traveled on my own.

I haven't like done, I think we've done everything together.

I've done nothing for myself.

And then they have a wobble.

And then they're like, I don't know if I want this.

But then what they've done is you've wasted all of that

one to six and seven of the 20s,

and on being with someone,

when you could have just gone out and fucking dated

an Alejandro from Brazil,

and just had a really fun good time.

So do you regret not dating Alejandro?

Yes.

But you know what I mean?

Yeah, 100%.

And I think one of the things,

not that again, if we're going to take life advices.

We don't know.

It certainly won't be from fucking me.

But I think one of the things that I've learned,

especially more recently is how quickly time goes

and you never know what's going to happen.

And I think one of the things that we all do so much,

everyone, is you worry about what's happened before,

you worry about what's going to happen,

but you never live for the present.

And if you're 21, that is the perfect time,

especially when you aren't going to live for the present

in every moment and every opportunity,

fucking take it.

Yeah.

Because at some point it will be gone

and those opportunities won't come back.

And also it's the perfect time to make mistakes.

You're afraid of making mistakes.

So many.

You're not, I mean, you're never going to get anything right.

And as you get older,

the less opportunity you have to make mistakes.

Go and live in a hostel.

Sobilities and everything.

Just don't do that.

Go and live in a hostel.

Don't live in a hostel.

Go and live in a hostel.

No.

Those of other people in like somewhere.

Well, I didn't necessarily mean sort of just on a,

sort of go live in a hostel, wasn't sort of the,

the, I think that's it.

Get out there.

Yeah, yeah.

So Pete, I remember like that, right?

We had my 30th and my birth.

That was nearly four years ago.

Down to me was yesterday.

And that's what I mean, like,

because what we should have done for you,

though, if rather than go Nicki Beach and my,

we should have gone to a hostel.

Fuck, you know,

question time.

But yeah, question time.

The first question.

What are you both having did it a lot for?

Yeah, we're here for the big hit and questions.

You know, we like to be topical.

And there's, you know,

so much happening around the world and that.

And what are our takes on it?

So question time, big one.

Did it a question time?

What are you having for dinner?

My, I actually know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Well, cut the stakes.

No, a couple of lamb cutlets.

Oh, a lamb cutlet.

Well, I saw them.

They're the ones covered in moss.

Yeah, in the fridge.

From my night.

I popped in and saw them.

Yeah, that was nice.

Along with a sort of,

everything else that's unwrapped in your fridge,

just slowly collecting salmonella.

No, I speak.

I had one block of cheese that Pete had for my fridge.

No, and every sort of packet of vegetable

that is sort of like just open,

because you haven't been bothered to re-wrap it.

Yeah.

But yeah, nice.

A couple of lamb cutlets.

What are you having for dinner?

You actually bought those cutlets.

I think if I remember rightly,

whilst bumping into a listener of the pod.

Oh, my God, yeah.

So if you are listening,

Sam's going to cook that bit of meat you saw him with.

Oh, man.

Me and Pippa met a podcast fan when we were out together.

A blind man.

Did you arrange to meet them?

Were you just...

No, no, no.

Yeah, we basically, we, me and Pippa,

when we were actually at the shops recently,

we bumped into a listener who was actually listening

to this very podcast as she was shopping.

How weird is that?

And she literally showed it to us as we...

I mean, that was so cool.

Well, listen, if you are listening again,

Sam's going to cook that lamb tonight.

Yes.

What are you going to have?

I don't know.

Like, what day is it?

Wednesday.

Block a cheese on an ice cream.

Lovely.

Very nice.

What kind of ice cream?

I don't know.

I've just...

I've got a new magnum

in that is sort of like a double-millionaire caramel.

Kind of...

Yeah, it's nice.

You know Caramex?

Yes.

The outside is a Caramex.

And then it's got sort of a really lovely sort of Caramell bit to it.

And then, obviously, the vanilla in the middle.

So it's a real party for the taste buds.

Oh, lovely.

And a bit of pre-there.

I do not fancy tonight.

I fancy a slab of cheese on a riveeat or with some breads, then.

Pippa, these can't be the best questions we've got.

Given adjective that describes you for each letter in your name.

Okay, can I just ask the question,

and I know how I've sound here.

I had to spell your name.

What's an adjective?

An adjective?

Describe in word, mate.

Describe in word.

Okay, adjective.

Why do you have anger in that?

Well, because I share a business with you, you're thick.

That's so nasty.

What is it that I'm afraid of?

What's an adjective?

I mean,

give it a go.

Give it a go.

Oh, fine.

S.

Describe in word.

Something like small.

Nice.

All right, I guess small is, is I'd say for S.

A, ambitious.

Yep.

And M,

matter of fact,

this, okay.

So you're a small, ambitious, matter of fact, this.

Small, ambitious.

I'm going to go,

as well as,

a vicious male.

Small, ambitious, a male.

Okay, good.

Good.

Nice.

I like it.

I'm going to go with

petulant,

egotistical,

titular.

Tell me.

Titular.

Titular.

Titulas, like,

I don't really know how to explain it.

It's like,

petulant, egotistical, tyrannical,

evil.

Evil.

And then are,

I always forget there's an art.

Randy.

Randy's on.

Randy.

There you go.

Well, I like that.

Why don't we go for a surname as well?

Go on with.

Oh, fine.

He didn't like the question.

No, he's really got into it.

Now he's not by the adjective.

He can't keep a weight on them.

Thompson's going to go on.

Yeah, it's fucking hell.

All right, wicks.

Wild,

idiotic, crazy.

Crazy.

What for Kay?

No, because you always described yourself as Kay.

Oh, you have a crazy one.

You can kill him, you can kill him.

Killjoy.

Sovant.

Sleezeball.

There you go.

Right, strapping, guys.

Thompson.

I won't do the whole thing.

I'll just do Tom.

Tom.

Team.

And Tom.

So we've got small.

No, we've done this.

And the M.

Male.

Yeah.

They don't, it doesn't have to be sent.

Oh, right.

Oh, okay.

No, we're not creating sentences.

It's just any describing word for Thompson.

All right.

Technical.

Technical.

One thing, when I look at you, I was like,

God, he is fucking technical.

Technical, happy, ostentatious.

Or, yeah, depending on what time we can't,

you could be orange.

Yes.

And magical max power.

I can give max power to things like that.

Oh, God.

Fucking hell.

We've all gone to one place now, heads then.

And everyone feels slightly awkward.

Oh, dear.

P.

You might as well finish it now.

Okay, fine.

P, I give myself a seat.

Back to S.

T.

Cilly.

Sun.

Sun.

Sun.

Sun.

So the objective you'd use to describe yourself with an S is

Sun.

Sun of Mum.

Nigel.

What do you mean?

Sun of the Nile.

So you're whacked in, okay.

All right.

Good adjectives to finish.

No, I think, yeah.

I told you we should have left it at home.

No, but you wanted to carry on.

I know.

But your name is also not Sam Tom.

Otherwise, we could have just gone give ejective some mark.

Anyway, what's a vowel?

A fuck, man.

So a vowel,

name, name,

V-I-O-U.

A-E-E.

A-E-U.

So there's five of them.

And then we can't put this on.

So the other 21.

So listen.

So the other 21 letters of the, of the alphabet are what?

I want to be an MP one day.

Sorry.

I don't think I've come from.

I don't think I've ever explained that.

No, I don't, I don't want to hear it.

That will be a bad one.

So then cut with what's a vowel.

So they're the five vowels.

And what are the other 21 letters of the alphabet called?

Consonants.

Right, okay, good.

So I've got that from Countdown.

Okay, good.

The next question, all big one.

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The next part of the podcast is being brought to you by Tui.

Now, before we recorded this episode,

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Well, indeed.

Now that you know the me and P have been struggling for quite a long time

to decide where we go on a holiday,

we just thought to ourselves,

do you know what?

We need to give someone else the opportunity,

another couple, if you will, an opportunity.

Because we're a couple, right?

Yeah, I don't like it when you say that, if I'm honest with you.

No, we don't.

No, but it sounds like duo is better.

I still don't like that,

but couple is probably a little bit too far.

But you are right.

We are going to give another couple,

or a duo, an opportunity to do the same thing.

And if all goes wrong,

we're just going to let Tui pick up the pieces.

Mate, Pete, have some faith.

We've got this.

Now, look, thanks to everyone who applied on the socials,

and we did love hearing your holiday

to highlight that it's, by the way,

some of the wild,

there was one, though,

that really stood out to myself and Pete.

And the reason for that is that they disagree on a lot of things.

So it felt like something quite close to our hearts.

So, guys, we are going to be teaming up with Tui

to find the perfect holiday for a couple

who just can't agree on where to go on holiday.

One of them is called Sam,

and the other one is called Becky.

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So, have you been on holiday together before?

Yeah.

OK, you look happy about that, you do not.

I've rubbed my ass.

So, yeah, not great, then, no.

You like different things.

It's lovely to go away,

but obviously, I love it very much.

Yeah, try and tell your face, then.

It's just the,

everything about it has to be 100%.

Organised, it has to be,

I can't just go,

today, I just want to sit and drink and do nothing.

Yeah.

Actually, it has to be,

no, we're doing this at 12 o'clock,

and then at quarter past 12, we're doing this.

And all of the in someone's going to the pot,

I've got to watch that at Becky.

No, you can't just sit there all day doing nothing.

Yes, you can.

Absolutely can.

You're on holiday.

Becky, you always need a sand.

Yeah, I see.

You do know why you'd be bored.

What this is starting to sound like,

is you two should go on holiday,

and we should go on holiday.

I bet it is.

So, how confident are you

about finding somewhere that you're both going to love?

Not very.

OK, all right, fine.

Well, I think the best way for us to do this

is, like, a little quiz.

Oh, my God, I love a quiz.

Yeah.

Have you got, like, an example holiday

where you both wanted to do different things

and it hasn't kind of worked out?

I wanted to go somewhere hot and do nothing.

Nice.

And where did we end up?

Poland.

Hot and Poland.

Like, such difference.

It was warm.

It was warm.

It was warm.

The sun was out.

Yeah, if you want hot,

tepid Poland, probably isn't the one with it.

Yeah, wasn't.

What about a holiday that you have done together

or been on together that you enjoyed?

I remember when it's 10 o'clock, that was fun.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah.

Have you ever disagreed

like mid-trip?

Yes.

That was quick answer, though.

You were walking around for about two hours,

hangry, and everything I suggested you said no.

This is starting to sound like a struggle,

but I think we can, we can potentially do something.

Oh, absolutely.

If we can manage to find someone to go

that we bow for life, by the way, you're fine.

I've got an idea, then, right?

Why don't you give us a picture

of where you should go and why?

Probably look at somewhere, like Italy,

because there is food, you like, you like, you like.

I just want to point out, there's food in lots of places.

Yeah, but not as nice as Italy.

Okay, all right.

Italy is amazing.

Becky, what about you?

Give us your picture

of where you'd want to go and why?

Probably more Greece,

because I think when I looked here,

the weather was hotter.

Yeah.

You're not hercules as well.

Do very much like hercules.

I love hercules.

Do you want to do this, though?

I was brilliant.

Yeah.

So, what's your favourite day look like when you're away?

Well, yeah, I've breakfast.

Go out and about.

See what's in town.

Find out if there's any days out or day trips

or waterfall's to go and see.

Let's say we're going to Italy, right?

You know, there's a lot of temples there.

Obviously, ancient Rome was there.

You've got Rome, you've got the Colosseum

and stuff like that.

It's incredible.

I do, I haven't been to Rome,

so I would like to see all that.

Okay.

There's a bit of culture.

No, actually, you can go see like the Trevi family

like Rome, all those other places.

I like that.

Becky, what's your ideal day on holiday?

Now we've just heard some itinerary.

Lay down, nothing.

And then as soon as buffets out

or drinks are out,

I'm there and I'll stay there all day.

So, I love that.

I love that.

Yeah, so you're a get up, see what happens.

Yeah.

Chill out.

You're on holiday.

Do you know what I mean?

Work is busy back here.

Yeah.

Relax.

Bit of sun.

Few drinks.

No, nothing.

See, I'm here for that.

If we count down, three, two, one,

I want you both to shout out a destination

you'd love to go.

Three, two, one.

Really?

I think there's only one thing

for it to be honest with you.

What a paper says is,

I just know, no, it wasn't that.

I just don't know if we're qualified enough to do this,

but I do know who is.

That's right.

Okay, so we've been helped by two.

And they have so many destinations to choose from.

Okay, we've got Lanzerotti Tenerife.

We know you like Tenerife.

Grand Canaria, Turkey, Greece,

amongst all of those.

And the others will offer

our wreck and we can find a perfect spot for you both.

It's going to be a hard job.

All right, because you are very,

you know, different,

but we managed it.

And I think we can potentially do this for you.

If they can help you and they can help anyone.

Yeah, so what we're going to do then,

we're going to hand over to Tui.

All right, and they're going to pick the perfect place

for you both to go.

They're going to find some of it ticks every box for you.

How does that sound?

That's good to me.

Yeah, are you sure you're ready to go back on holiday together?

I think we can manage it.

Hopefully.

Would they help with Tui?

I think it's going to be perfect.

Okay, guys, stay tuned,

because we're going to be hearing from my favorite people,

Beckett Sam in just a few weeks.

Thanks to Tui for solving it out.

You pick it and they sort it.

Booking T's and C's apply is at all and at a protected.

Deal breakers and a relationship.

Oh my god, dirty knickers.

Mate.

Mate.

Okay, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, wait.

I'm just going to stop you there,

because the examples we've got are

marriage wanting kids' life goals.

Oh, right.

And what you've gone with these dirty knickers.

Right, Beth.

Okay.

Do you often date people that shit themselves?

Because I'm not sure Tally's going to enjoy listening to this one.

Hey.

Hey, old Tally.

That's his other nickname,

Tiny Skinneroo.

Fucking poor girl.

No, it's a night just when people don't clean up others,

and they leave their dirty pants on the floor.

And you're like, what?

You do that.

No, I pick mine up and basketball firm into the...

Yeah, and miss.

And then you're fucking shitty fucking knickers

all over the fucking bedroom.

Yeah, I have followed for a couple of times.

You know that.

What I know, yeah, yeah, I don't.

Oh, could be.

What was yours then?

Well, it depends because...

We've all gone.

It's gone to part.

It's gone to part.

Everything.

We're all getting over tired again.

All right.

Hey, although it's hard again.

It's getting that late.

It's going to be lights out, so...

Um, what my deal break is in a relationship.

Um, it's tough because I don't know what my...

I don't know what mine are.

Yeah.

I don't really know what I exactly want for a...

It's tough because I don't have a lot of relationship experience really do I.

So marriage, I don't know, it depends on the person.

Same with kids, whether I do or don't have of kids,

I think depends on the person.

I'm not adverse to not having kids.

I'm not averse to having kids.

I'm not adverse to getting married.

I'm not adverse to not getting married.

It depends on the person.

It depends on the type of relationship.

In terms of life goals, um, um, I, I, again, it's really difficult for me because

like you're in a relationship.

So for you and Tally, you must kind of want the same things.

Otherwise, do you know what I mean?

I don't know what my deal breaks out of a relationship, right?

Or life goal wise.

Well, I know.

We shouldn't have done nickers.

Is there more to that or have you, is there more to that?

I, because I find that it's a difficult question for me to answer

because I've not been in a relationship for a long time.

Yeah, my, I know, my, my, I think yours to be semi-similar.

Mine are like ambition.

You have to, if I'm going to be with somebody, you have to be ambitious.

I don't care what job role that is or like life goal that is.

If even if it's just you have a hobby that you want to get really fucking good at,

you, I, you need to be passionate about something in your life.

So, so for me, then, because I wouldn't necessarily, that's a deal breaker.

That's, that's a quality that you, you want in someone.

Yeah, the deal breaker of that for me is that I have to have someone that has their own life.

Yeah.

So, yeah, like someone that has got their own stuff going on because sometimes when you live in

people's pockets, I think you become one and I don't always agree with, with, with that.

I think I need someone that has got her own shit going on.

So that I have my life, you've got life and we have a, this sort of magical little life

together, which I think is, is really lovely. So that's really important to me.

So, so marriage for you, you want to get married.

Yes. So there you go. So this is, so, so these kind of big ones, you want to have kids.

So for you, in a relationship, yes. So there are two things that if you met someone,

marriage actually, and we're not going to necessarily talk about your kind of relationship,

but for you, a desire to want kids is really important to you because you really want kids.

So if you met someone that went, I just really don't want kids. That's an instant deal.

I met stage in my life. Do you see what I mean? Like the other bits are kind of things

that you want at someone ambition. Marriage, I'm not marriage, I'm not okay good.

If she was like, I don't want to get married, that actually wouldn't be a deal breaker for me.

As long as you want a kid, I'd be like, that's like in the future, I'm not like pressurising now.

But like, at some point in her life, she want a kid, that's a deal breaker for me.

Marriage isn't okay. And what about like a desire like, you know, some of the,

what about this for us? Yeah, that's what I mean. Because that's the difference. What you,

you're describing is like the ambition, all that, is their qualities that you want at someone.

But like a deal breaker. I hate me with another. So you really want. So for example, I don't know

because this is personal to you, I can't tell you what your deal breakers are. But let's say you have

this fucking dream and you've always had this dream to move to America. If someone goes, well,

I really don't want to do that, but it's your fucking in your plan in your head. That could

potentially be a deal breaker. Like, do you know what I mean? So what in your head have you got

that you've always, that has to be someone. I couldn't live in another country with somebody.

Okay, fine. I couldn't, I couldn't follow somebody's job to another country. Okay.

And that might be a little bit selfish, but like I've got my family here. My best friends,

my friends. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't do that. Also, these kind of

deal breakers, they're not selfish. They're just things that you cannot compromise on.

Could move country, could move country. Yeah. Okay. So you're always going to want to do

now. I could go as younger. You want kids. Yeah. So for me, again, like another deal breaker

genuinely is as little as it sounds as I will always have dogs. Yeah. So someone that doesn't like

dogs or is it okay? It would literally be a deal breaker. Like, I can't, if you can't

compromise, like there was nothing I can do about that because I will always have dogs around me

and I will always, do you know what I mean? Like it's little things like that. Marriages

aren't really one for me because I don't know. Kids isn't really one for me.

And in terms of everything else, I think it completely depends on the person for me. Like,

that I, as sad as that sounds, the main one for me would genuinely be dogs. If someone really

didn't want, fuck it. I can't do anything about this. I will always have, I will never give up

having dogs. No, you know what I mean? I can give up my cats. Yeah. Well, this is the way, you know,

it's, it's on in logic because loads of people are allergic to cats, right? Like I,

I would have to break up with the person rather than not have the cats. Oh, you get their

little ball band cats. Oh, yeah. No, but I wouldn't even do that because these are my kids.

So I wouldn't be able to do it. I literally like if, if, if like anybody, anybody I dated

luckily, my girlfriend adores my cats. But like, if I met anyone who I really, really liked,

but they were like mad allergic to the point, they couldn't be in the house. And I really like

them. I physically couldn't be with them. I have to be like, we should, um, sack her.

Now, because Pippa is a bit of a deal, right? She Pippa is looked after the cats quite a few times

to be fair. So I don't know. It's nearly your face looks like after that. Um, but also another one

for me is, you know, I, I am incredibly loyal and protective over the people in, in my life.

So another deal breaker would be someone who didn't like my mum. Yeah. Or, or didn't. Yeah.

In all seriousness, yeah. Or what I do, anything like that, that, you know, they're my

fucking people. I know I would never in a million years sell my back on anyone because that's part

of my life. So that comes with me. If, if you are not, you know, if they didn't like everyone in

this fucking room, well, they didn't, I will never give up anyone for someone. Yeah. Ever.

If there was a point where they were like, I just don't like that, like your sister, I'd be like,

what the fuck? I mean, that's mad. But either way, you have to compromise. If, if, if, if anyone

gives me an ultimatum, you ain't going to win it. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I think there's

compromise and I would never do that to someone. And but I think all, you know, again, it's really

difficult for me to answer because I'm, I'm not really in a relationship and I've never been in

a relationship where I've had to think about these sort of stuff. I've never really lived with

anyone. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, but there's other things like, you know, when it comes to,

like living with people and, and all that sort of stuff, are there anything that, like you said,

don't you knickers as fun as it is? That is one of them things like for, I, hey, I really just don't

like that clothes lying around. I think a lot of deal breakers are things that if people are

willing to can compromise. Yeah. There are certain, I think it's very rare to find real, if you've

got the same ethics morals and everything else, you can build and compromise on everything else.

But people not having the same ethics, you know, being rude is a deal, like, and if you can't see

there and you can't understand that, it's a deal breaker for you. But, but things like, you know,

being tired, you know, all the rest of it, it would fuck me off, but you can learn to be better.

But you know, it would be, this is the thing, it actually probably would be a deal breaker for me if

you couldn't just do it. If you cannot learn to just be tired at the age of 30 plus, when do you

think you'll learn? I'm really tired. Yeah, Joe, she's good. Fuck you. I started this with dirty

knickers. Well, we, I know. I just didn't even let us have a chance to get into it. We actually

got quite into that and we started with dirty knickers. So, yeah, so for me, as sad as it sounds,

the only one that I can think of now, because I'm not in that position is someone that was

unable to accept. Can I ask you a question? It's kind of what the podcast is. What,

why do girls enjoy wearing thongs? I've wondered this for so long. I'm not going to ask the girls

in the room today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not, you're right. But, but, because it

doesn't seem like it should be that comfortable. Do you know what I mean? I do. It's a struggle,

because I, I think it's more a convenience thing. For what? Like, if you're wearing something and

you don't want a VPL. I don't know what a VPL is. It's a full fancy line. Through the trousers.

Yeah, or whatever you're wearing. But, but also, I didn't know that. Well, if you're wearing leggings

and you're wearing, like, briefs. Oh, of course, that's something you can see the pants through

the briefs. That's not the only reason. Some people just prefer it. Is it comfortable to you?

You don't really feel it. Sorry. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah is a vehemently shaking her head.

Do you think everybody ride up your cheeks? I'm just sorry. No more than a different pants, I would say.

Can I ask you one more question? It's not depends if it's, because the last two questions,

I'm going to be honest to you, just still breaks in relation to dirt unikers and then off the back

of that, what's a thong like? Is this another underwear related question? No, it's just like,

if you're in an avalanche, if you're in an avalanche, right, how would you know which way

to escape? Well, because an avalanche comes down, maybe you're in the avalanche. Right. So

you'll understand that in the snow. Well, then you're dead, but you're not, let's say you're not

dead, how do you get your way, how do you find your way out of that, because you might be digging

down. You don't know, because you don't know where you are, your disco bubble is. Well, I'll tell you

how, if you want to know, I found out this morning. Well, tuning next week, you draw because gravity

will take it the way that it's the ground, so you go the opposite way. How wild is that?

Yeah. So where are you going? There are kind of big questions we're looking for,

rather than what are you having for dinner? How do you know where you are in an avalanche?

Yeah, that's some really good, I just, you know, Josh is shaking his head.

Do you know what right now? I've got nothing more I'd want than to be stuck in an avalanche.

With me? No. Imagine, just who you spit in on me, trying to work out where you are.

Mate, is this not bad enough? I'm covering your fucking saliva now.

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