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Ha Hack — School Crush Challenge | Jock vs Nerd. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Hahaha! Look at him! Ugh! Ooh! Hmm! Ooh! Ah! Huh? Math test? Oh, man! Hmm! Ah! Ah! Hmm! Hmm! Oh! Gringe! Ah! Hmm? Good morning. What's up? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Attention for both of you! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hmm! Hmm! Finished! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Thank you! Let's go! Okay! Luzer! Hey! Ugh! Hmm! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hmm! Wow!
Is that for real? Huh? Huh! Oh! Math is everywhere! Yeah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! My mom said that Einstein is my brother! Oh, wait! Ugh! Huh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! They always leave! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? Ugh! Ugh! Oh, no! It's good for you! I'll save you! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Are you okay? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Yes, I'm okay! I girls, girl! Ugh! Ugh! He's in the center again! Hmm! Girls, you're the test dancers!
He got the answer! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? He's so smart! Ugh! Huh? Huh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hehehe! He's knew my brain was huge! I can't answer this! Scott! Ugh! You need to help him! What is the answer, Scott? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hmm! Correct! The answer is for! Ugh! What happened? Well, if you're so smart, come to the block more than! Ugh! Ugh! There you go! Ugh! I really need Marty's help! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! No! You need to study! Too cold for bugs! Hmm! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
What? Huh? I can't open it! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Why is it not opening? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Please! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Oh! Thank you! Ugh! Ugh! I love you, Ashley! Ugh! I hope she will see it! And I see it! Hey, girls! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Sorry! Ouch! Ugh! Huh? Huh? Cheerleading costume! Hmm! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hey! Ugh! Hmm! No, we're stopping out of cocoa! Ugh! Ugh! Hey! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh! Megadethan! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hello? You need to drop this. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Here you go! Uh, uh, huh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! How do I get out of here? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Oh! She has the key! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Gross! Carefully! Ugh! She'll sit! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I will never get out of here! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I'm done! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! It's good. Now yours? Ugh! Ugh! It's after the art! Good job! Ugh! Ugh! What? I knew I'm a genius! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! It's time to eat, Scotty! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Thank you! Oh! God! Ugh! Anzers? Ugh! Now you always want to help her. Ugh! Thank you. Ugh! Come on. That was very sweet. I did my best. So here's my first kiss. Oh my! Hey, kiss me instead.
Ashley, take this to the library. Ashley, can I help you? That's heavy! Oh no! Looks like you need help. Yeah. Look at me. I'm so strong. I got you. He didn't even notice I cheated. Oh yeah. Grow away by a step. Grow. Oh yeah. What's happening?
I need to train every muscle. That training was really good. A book? Such a good gym session. I agree. Why is it so heavy? I want to watch the sunset with her. Me too. Yeah. So much. I want to come to prom. Oh.
Meal time. Fast food, fast thinking. Healthy food, strong body. So good. Manor's first. I can feel the power. My brain is frozen. It's impossible to open. Let me show you how it's done. Rise in the food. I'm so happy. I look so handsome tonight.
Don't worry. I hope nobody sees me. Looking good. I definitely need to record this. Look at that. Where is Ashley? She's there. She's a stick talker. Don't worry. She's not worth it. Not my place. Sorry.
I can't see anything. Where's the glasses? No, it doesn't feel like glasses. There they are. These are not my glasses. That's my shoe. I'm a little bit scared. I'm scared. Anyway, I have a few more. All right. It's too tight. How did you do that? That's the narrow for me.
Yeah. School is for losers. Draw a cat like this. How do you draw a cat? I'm not a cat. Here's ice and nose. Perfect. Sure he knows how to draw it. Show me a picture. I need to reach him. Perfect size.
That's better. Stop it. Give me a picture. Just don't copy everything. No worries, bro. It's a good way. This still look really similar. What is this? You cheated. No, no, no. Hey, cute bat. Really? Yeah. I like rats. It's a dog. Detention. Home sweet home. Oh no, why me? It's out because of you.
Welcome to the club, buddy. You can go out when you read all of this. I think the tension is heavy. I can do more. And more. Okay, that's it. Catch him. What happened? Oh no, we're locked. You need to go to the gym. What did he say about gym? We're locked. I have it.
We can use the ventilation. I've got it. But you're too heavy. We need another solution. What's this for? Oh, pounding. Is it busy? I agree.
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