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The Rise Guys Morning Show! When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headline. Good morning everyone! Okay, Jen Tiger Woods is going to be walking from here on out, which is going to be a very long golf game for him, because he's been banned from driving for five years. After being arrested for a DUI in Florida, a state attorney was asked if that included golf carts. And he didn't have an answer, but it could vary by state. So he was hit with $1,500 in fines and banned from driving for five years. So the big question, does the ban include the golf carts and the answer is it's complicated? He might not play again. Really? Now he's 50. He's had a lot of back surgeries. He's jacked up physically. Now he might pick a major here there. He's got lifetime exemptions too. Oh man.
He should have Jim Brown did. He ain't going to break the major's record. I mean, when is the last major win of his? Like major victory, not major, meaning a major tournament, but huge. Or that one. Is it past 2010? He's won since then. Man, when last time, when are you looking at something? It's such a good golfer that it turned out this way. But it will be illegal for him to drive a golf cart on the road as well. What the industry said would happen to Tiger happened to him. His swinging and his mechanics were so violent that his body would eventually break down. And that's what happened. Let's see. Didn't he get like really beefed up several years ago? People thought he was on steroids or something. He put some muscle on it too. Maybe that was therapy trying to get back.
So you won the master's? He was doing curls. You won the master's in 2019. 2019, okay. That was his last major win. Oh well. That's not that far off though. Yeah. Six years. It's just that tear in the late 90s, early 2000s. And then all everything else is just a marred scandal. And then the whole thing about not driving, you know, I said the other day, like, you celebrate easy. You know, just why do you get to you? I just get a driver or whatever. But man, when I had my seizure and I couldn't drive for six months, you... I mean, I could have ubered everywhere and everything. But just the thought of, oh, I need to run the store and get a drink. Yeah. You don't want a driver for this? I remember when I broke my leg and I couldn't do practically anything because it was a hard getting around. I had to go over and wipe her. I could have a good friend. I couldn't go see Wicked because my husband's like, no, because you'll be hobbling into the thing. You'll be going all the way in the middle. It was so good.
I was my favorite. But if we had a little skateboard, thanks, Greg Leggan. You can't do this now. I feel so bad for those people. Not to people wear the boot. I swear to God every time I go to Walmart, you watch this next time you go to Walmart. Count the boots. You will see it lose at least two people. Wear a boot. One of the boots. I always try to have a boot. But then the ones who have it like on a little scooter, they drag behind me. I hate those things. I feel for the people who have to have them because like, you know, they're like, I won't bend all the way so they get it on a little scooter. You're standing up and not really. I was like, come on, let me see it. I'll do a kick flip. I broke my leg. There's no driving. Hey, Jim, I'll let you break it right now. So I could, you know, and I have a stick. I have a stick. I have a 12 page. I've given you breaking news that you can take your life on headlines. You know, you want to go back to talking about that. That's sad. What anybody passes? What do you say? Look, this is the greatest spin ever.
You want to tell everyone that it's right now? Yeah, glory, Steinem passed away at the age of 92. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to make a line of anything. Oh, no. But it was like breaking. I was like, oh, that's right in the moment. You can break live news. And you want to go back to talking about your broke leg? It was talking about going on myself. I wanted to finish. I think she made, she made, she kind of messed up the male, female dynamic in America. Just like I think Jesse Jackson did more bad than good. And I will stand by that. She had some value. There's a lot of money in dividing. You can't do it as we found out that last bit. Well, after the war, the big war, women had to go home. They weren't building things or rosy the riveted. So with the 50s, it changed. So with the 60s, things were changing in the 70s with glorious Steinem. Women didn't want to stay at home.
No, no. When it comes to the equality now, I am fully into that. Because I mean, I have a daughter and a mother, and I love women. But what I want to explain to you is glorious Steinem. She was a ambulance chaser of situations. And she did things that maybe people don't like, but it's for the situation with my mom. Not true. I love women than you will know. My mom left South Carolina because she couldn't make a living here to support her kids and God. Oh, yeah. She could order to please you. Got another job in California and made a living and then came back. But women have said under oath that she coerced them to saying mistruths about famous people in the past two. Wow. Get it through. But hey, that's an attorney for you. Am I right, Rob? I don't know. Too much of my person. I'm not going to have any friends by then. Really. Hey, look out for number one, bud. Rob loves me. I love Rob. So what's happening with Colin Jost and Pete Davidson?
Jost. They are, they're working on something together. They're turning their Staten Island ferry into a floating comedy club. And that's happening on Thursday, September 17th in the host several up and coming comments, comics and tickets are free. This sucker's free to ride. I don't, I know. I'm with you on that one, man. You bought it with no way to make money off it. So you know what? It's so, you're just the, I look that up before he says like that Colin Jost first off smart, like Harvard, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. So smart guy, business acumen's there. His brother's in television as well. His wife is a Oscar winning actress. He doesn't make it a lot. He'll like it a lot. He'll like it a lot. He buys this barge that is free to use. So you think, well, that's like city. Like a martyr or what buses or subway would be. If you take a martyr, you'd be there, bud. But it's a private one that you take for free. And the thought was, we will sell, they will sell. It's a coffee, snacks, stuff, breakfast, people to over.
The benches inside will have sponsors on them. But here's the thing. If people are setting on them, nobody sees the signs. It gets free. It's full. Yeah. It's the dumbest thing ever. When people with sponsor seats at places, I'm like, well, you better hope to God. It's not a sell out because they ain't nobody gonna see your sign. Plus how often does it go back and forth these days? You got a guy that says sucker up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a bit, right? That's why they bought it. I thought it first it was a bit, but I literally thought what she was gonna say there was they were gonna turn into a freaking data center floating. I really like China or Japan does do something with it like fights. Yeah, something. Yeah. I couldn't like that wrestling you showed me yesterday. They had a royal rumble at a pool. Ah, yeah. That was great. Everybody's doing a spa. You're doing backbos. On floats. That's fun. Pulling. Pulling. I was holding my purinade. I was in the pool. It's kinda cool. Yeah, it was pretty fun. I've seen them when they get thrown in water before. Who was it that got thrown in the Potomac? Is that stone cold throw in the Potomac?
It didn't stone cold throw the bell in and then somebody went after it. I can't remember. I thought you threw somebody in the Potomac. You might have. You might be thinking of Cash's Clay in his gold medal. I forgot. I got him backwards. What did Cody do in the Rio Grande? He dropped the title in there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's been done a few times. Yeah. Medusa put it in the trash can. Yeah. Live on WCW page. She took the bell through in the trash can. She's been on the show before. Remember how we were talking off there about people who don't work in radio anymore? Talk about radio. Like, sucks. But they're really mad. Well, see. She was, she was working for the competition, but still had the other competitions belt. So because she was friends with the competition now, she dropped the competitions belt on TV. In the trash. Do you remember when she was here, was she was talking about we kind of clowned her for? Monster trucks. Well, she was doing that, but she said the office was calling me about maybe the hall of fame.
We're like, oh, good. She's in that, right? Yeah, she got in. She got in. We thought it was. She was aligned. Vince called her and put her in. Yeah. Well, that was nice. Yeah. Well, Lundra. When it felt like to be quiet about some things, I don't know. Well, look. For a while there was only her. On these early RAWs, and they brought in Bullne, Macana, and they went back and forth. Oh, and then. But that was like all the women just those two. Yeah. Oh, man, who was before Sonny and Sabel freaking, uh, what's happening to me right now? Not Mr. Liz, but there was one in between the two. Nicole Bass was later. No, yes. She was not China before. No. Before Sonny. Because you know, Sonny and Sabel, they kind of cross paths like Mickey Man on Joe Demagia. Yeah. They're not like each other, too. Yeah. There's more to Sabel than being like Sonny. Oh, we should think of how to do this. Kind of can either. I remember those two specifically Bonne Cono and, uh, Lundra Belize. Yeah. Early episode. But do some macelli. Oh, dude.
Yeah, that was her name. You're actually right. Uh, I think that's nutty. It's a phone number. Doose. She is 63 years old, and she is a WWE Hall of Famer. We need more women in here, baby. We need more girls. We need to get a black champion. Ron Femme, come up here, baby. You know, that was Dusty's call. Really? Why, you know, he was booking a lot back then. We're going to put you with the gladiator, baby. You got to win this blue helmet. That's what Vince would do. You do that so well. That's not Vince's try to humiliate people. That's why he put Dusty roads in the poker. Why it's been so mean? Well, look, these are geniuses, uh, you got to kind of put up with it. I love the subject. I miss him. I think what he did to women, but I miss his influence on wrestling. Yeah, he was kind of sad. It's too corporate now. And, uh, I think that's why Triple H put himself in the, uh, and himself and his wife in the Hall of Fame. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Because if I get bought out or sold here next five years, and, uh, they probably won't be able to even touch the IP anymore. He's got to do something like Vince's. He's not an idle hands type of guy.
He's still got money. He's 85, right? He did it for his league. And he still 81. That 81. Proactive. Sleeps two hours a day. Still keeps in great shape. How does he sleep two hours a day? Vampire. Yeah, he says, look. The time he could be sleeping, he could be working. Like he feels like it's a waste of time to sleep. He's literally like the, you know, people say I'll sleep when I'm dead. That's him. Same day with Trump, though. He sleeps like four, three, four. You need Trump. Trump nods off. He's the rest. Trump's a big dude. He's not in good shape, but he kind of nods off during the day. They are, uh, some of the news is like the cinnamon and on his ankles. Oh, yeah. Oh, so he's got his hand. What's going on? That's what his guy is assistant. The makeup on his hand. I saw that too. That's why his assistant has that buzzer. Like, I mean, in particular, an apriot, learn a power, the personal nurse. Yeah, she got the buzzer. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. There was a little pee we heard. You know, he's, I don't know why everybody thinks that people when they're 80s should be in great health.
Anyway, I mean, yeah, he's his schedule. Or against and everything has been, look out. His schedule should not be an 80 year old schedule. But, and that's the thing. People said it, people, or when he said it, people scoffed at it. Like, there's no way. Dude, never done drugs or drink alcohol. They think about the, the, how he gets to start smoking weed. And you know what I bet part of that is, if you think about it, we didn't realize it for a long, long time. People did it. We didn't, you know, us p-ons that blackmail was everything in business. So if you go off to a party and they're giving you drinks or, you know, a drug or whatever, and next thing, you know, you cheating on you off. And they're video and whatever. You ain't never getting like that. Unless they, you know, it's in those files, you don't want to release. All because of his brother. All because of his brother. Yeah. All because of a $1 million loan from Fred. Brother was such a degenerate that, he looked at him and said, I can't do all this. They always have a degenerate brother, man. Oh, he bills brother. Bill's freaking, uh, uh,
a car, billy carter. Billy. Now you can argue JFK's brother. I mean, still, I mean, the whole family was a flander, to be honest with him. M-t-h-h. That's the weirdest thing. A tragic family. You don't want to be in laws with your brother. He told. Right. What if Nixon had brother? What are you doing, your crook? Hey, crook. I'm a stalled crook. I don't think she had any brothers and sisters. Maryland Monroe. But we know your brother was Earl the Pearl Monroe. I don't know. Baby ones. Talk now. 800-77400-93. This is the right thing. That's my morning shout. Get my cowboy out, baby. Baby. He did that's a common man. Working hard with his hands. So hard, baby. I'm like the bow black rapper. I'm a common man. He's in movies. He's in movies.
He's like a base card and trading cards. I'm a common man, baby. I want to be a super franca. A gold vinyl with the wheel. I love only other dark tin glasses in the furry coat. Like the denim furry coat. Dude, I used to have that poster. It was him and Magnum T.A. wearing cowboy hats and long fur coats. It was probably one of the giest posters that a young man could have on his wall. But I wasn't allowed to have one. I agree. There are other cool Spencer posters. My mom wouldn't let me. As mom's on the inside of the door, you can't see it. I know it's there. You're going to have half naked women like Budweiser would get bars to hang out with the bug girls or whatever. Oh, yeah. But like Spencer's back there on the wall with the posters. They even made those. You remember the greeting cards? They sold it. It was a white lady and a white lady. They had really, really big boobies. And they made greeting cards. And they were just like over the top. Booed puns or whatever.
She didn't like them either. I remember the one in the mail stripper when you opened it up. Is gimmicks of a lane. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this, baby. It was over there in the black light poster. Because I think black light matter. Oh. Yes, sir. If you got a head shop, black light matter. You got to have them. Also, if you clean it up a drug, a crime. Murder thing. You need a black light. Look, baby. I got a black light on the bed. And it looks like somebody got a whole bunch of white drugs everywhere. There's a big lone rope of white drugs, baby. It's certainly not a... Maybe there is. Is there an app or filter or whatever where you could get like those things they do? Where they'll do like a 2020, they'll go to a hotel. They'll put the red light on there and they'll show you all the stains. Is there something you could do with this? Oh, is there an app? I think there's some black light. I know there's one where you can scan the room looking for cameras. I've seen that one.
Was it a scary movie, too, or they did it the day before it crossed his face and you could see it. God, this stuff. Oh, man, I forgot about that. Oh, God, man, that was filthy. I hope you don't have a... They won't let you put a black light on your phone. It's just a... Well, I mean, it will be good to scan hotel rooms. Or you just be fun to like... Even the high-end hotels. Or just walk into like... It's like... Well, it's on the doughnut, baby. Damn. It's got to the furniture store and look at the couch. Everybody's fit, though. Let's see. They fit. It was cheap if we take the display. I wonder why. I don't need a light to see that Hershey's stain, baby. That thing looks... It looks like a Jackson Pollock. Kind of a bitch-wrapping on that leather. I like that song, y'all play about Hershey's stain, Watson. The cocaine song. I thought about your mama's got a fat ass, baby. And I'd be looking. I was gonna say we got the whole show down yesterday. It was the first one in three weeks where that song wasn't played in some short form or anything.
Which is... I'm about to break it. I see your mama's big old mother f***ing brother. Ha! You don't know my God of bad-ass. Sing it! Love that. We actually have Dusty Rose's last clip. One of the last things to say pretty fast away. And I didn't want to bring it to you. I didn't want to make you emotional. But here it is. You ready? Okay. What words are in two-girls scissors? Oh, Lord. It was this time yesterday. Let me say with it one-girls scissors. That would be kind of hard, baby. How you going to throw them by your damn fill? Hey, I was talking to my mama. They ain't gonna do it the same. I mean, I'm my wife. I didn't say that in my mama. My mama told me I need to get a re-approved move. Hey, oh, I got the wrong setup, baby. I missed it. Let me do it again. By the way. What's worse in two-girls scissors? God. Oh, babe. I know. Go back and listen to it. You laugh harder. I know. Because that was the end of that segment. Oh, no. The other segment we talked about.
Miley dropping her name. Yeah. And then that's when you said, Tortotillas. Tell us about it. Tortotillas. He said Tortotillas. He said it was the same thing. You don't have evidence of that. Do you? Tortot. Don't like handy, but by God. I think it's kind of cute, Tortotillas. Tortotilla. What was that trying to, I was trying to, what was the word play there? I was trying to think of Tortotlinia. Tortotlinia. That's what I was trying to think of. Tortotlinia. Tortotofena. Which I think is Italian restaurant, isn't it? Because I thought, no, that's Portofena. Never mind. I thought that Tortotillo RTA was the best. It was Spanish slang for the, you know, not for the vagina. Oh. Because I hadn't seen it like in that context, but no, it means a bigger Latin lady, a Tortota. A Tortota. Are you really, really? Yeah. So is that what, so Tortotlinia, is that like big fat noodles? I guess. Wow. What is, what's Puncha Gorda? Does that mean, what's the sex move, I believe?
I thought Puncha was. I thought that was it. Yeah. Yeah, it might be. What is Puncha Gorda? Gorda means fat, but it means lady because it's Gorda. So it's the effeminate. So is that mean fat bitch? I don't know. Puncha Gorda? Is that man like a dirty Sanchez or whatever? That's a, that's a place in Florida. Fat tip. What? Fat point. Puncha means point or tip. Oh, lovely. I love the fat tip, baby. Ah. I love it now. I like one tip of fat. Fat point. God, you're right. God, you learned something new everything. And then, dude, so the neighborhood town is, it means fat point, fat tip. That's what it means. Oh, that must be where I'm from, baby. Fat tip. Man, speaking of that, I was so pissed because upper deck, I know it's going back to ball cards, but they announced this, they did it for the 250 year thing about the anniversary of America. So they did these president cards and then did the other ones, all the states.
And it's called, I think it's called hilarious hometowns. And they find each state having a funny hometown name. And they made it going. No, you don't. Oh, okay. No, man, I was so disappointed because I'm trying to get down to the estes, you know. Like a man on his lunch, I'm in the bathroom, baby. I'm trying to get that a through a clip. And I'm scrolling down, I'm scrolling down, I was like, oh, it's going to be there. I know because I'm going to order, I'm going to get one. Because, you know, it's going to be that word. It's going to be on a card. And that's going to, you know, it's going to be the thing. Have you seen, does Travis have the upper decker set? No. No. The Sathletes taking dumps and the toilet bowls. It comes in pairs. In search anyway, the, oh, excuse me, hilarious hometowns. There we go. So this is a great idea. Why are you assuming for South Carolina? This is great off top of the off-cut here. All the air is off town. Yeah. What do you assume they would have went to knowing what we know about this state?
Okay. There's a few guesses, but obviously the number one has to be sugar tits. Yeah, that's what I thought. Sugar tits. I know. You know that upper deck wanted to choose that. No. They went with a town that I've never heard of before. And you can look it up right now if you'd like to. It's called Ketchup Town, South Carolina. I don't know that. Ketchup Town, South Carolina. Finger veal is better than that. Dude, I know. So let's look North Carolina. They didn't give them a good one either. I think they, I see what was North Carolina. Should he use leachester? Let's see. Let me scroll through real quick. Massachusetts has a town with like 50 letters in its name. For Maryland, they chose Chevy Chase Maryland. Yeah, been there. Maine. They went with bald head. Maine. That's where Mark Hendrix is from. Bad Axe, Michigan. That's good. Tight wide Missouri. Oh. It came to you real. Cannonball North Dakota. That's a good name. Dumber, New Hampshire.
Not Jeffrey Dumber. It's like Dumber. Oh, Dumber. New Jersey's Buttsville or Stickey, Delaware. That's in Delaware. Tooth her consequences, New Mexico. Vegas Jack Bang Bang. Jack Pot, Nevada. Cookie Town, Oklahoma. Idiotville, Oregon. Wom socket Rhode Island. Yeah, I heard of that. Plenty Bears, South Dakota, Bug Tussle, Texas. Mexican Hat Utah. New Bug Tussles, the best one. Dude, I'm from Mexican Hat Utah. You mean Sombrero? Mexican Hat? How these go? Tight Squeeze, Virginia. I like that one. Dairyland, Wisconsin. Who-who West Virginia? Who-who? How's that spell? H-O-O-H-O-O. Okay. Not like Jack. Jack Ragnasery. Jack Ragnasery. They didn't go with that one. Buck Snort, Tennessee. Hey. I've been there. Oh, you know. Buck Snort.
Bunkhouse Book. Yeah. Bunk Snort. Staying Buck Snort. And let's see. Talking Rock, Georgia. I don't know where that is. Never heard of it before. And they didn't use Bookhead? Uh, no. I almost got you a gift the other day. This reminds me of it. That sounds so unlike you. What you would say it was at the thrift store. I think it was so much like you. I'd say it was a goodwill. Thank you. Was it in the dumpster outside? No, I was. Not where you put the following part, uh, dresser, whatever it was. It was in our Damon Center. This was a Jack Ragnath. And it had a few of them missing. And it was a Gamecock Jack Ragnath. So I almost got it for you. So if you go to the Goodwill and you see the Clemson Jack Ragnath, uh, please let me know. He's on the tech. He's talking about them saying that women make with it. It looks like it's in a circle. And it's these, you know, uh, it's a Jack Ragnath. I can't get it now. I was literally thinking like grab one outdoor. You know, my grandma used to make them things that were, uh, she'd take mop heads and, and, and make them into, uh, mop.
Who'd she call that? The Beatles. She took up the head of a mop and she put it on a brick. And then she'd make a baby doll out of it. And she said, not like for herself, you bitch. She used to have the door open and stuff. Oh, come on. You made my grandma sound like she's slow. She put your eyes for going like, Jesus, man. Your grandma was playing with brick dolls. She put googly eyes on it. No, yeah. She, she sold them at damn hillskills when they used to do that. Whenever you got, uh, sad, did you ever have the thing? I'm sorry. I called you a bitch. I just came out. I'm so fired today. He is. Did you have, uh, did you have a family member that would draw funny faces on their boobs and, uh, kind of make characters out of them just to kind of cheer you up? Or tell you a good night's story? No, I'm guessing you did. I know. I was just thinking that great of an idea would be a story. The poor know watch. If you need something to, uh, you know, get the kids to calm down just like. If my mom did that, I would probably disown her.
God, if you did it, you'd have the whole cast of the freaking Godfather. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Has David recorded anything with Eddie Veter, I'd love to hear that. I've been throwing little Scott Staff in there with it. God. God. God. David. God. Here. Scott. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. I'm pretty good. This is a big deal. I'm like, don't armors tomorrow dude. All right, we're going to get some dear dinner. I'm talking to her right now. I'll bring these kids to the farm, but we'll take care of them. Then we're going to go to a banana head and hose and her just hanging a little bit. Oh my God. You put your gourd to get out of here. It was such a big deal. I'm like, come on. He said, nappy head and hose. Now obviously it was an opportunity for somebody to step in and take offense to it and get some notoriety.
Is that the end of him? Just like, you should, if you're an old white guy like that, you should kiss some kind of a pass. He's just trying to be funny. All right, I'm not going to get it over. Do you hear me, I'm not saying a nearer? Not a hundred hoses. All right, it's something similar to what Vince McMahon did to Booker T that time backstage. Oh, yeah. Well, I was like, what did he say? Well, I can't. I can't go into it, but Booker T got a whole cooking back. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. God, we're coming for you, buddy. We're coming for you, buddy. What you'll still talk about, by the way. You bring that to him. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I just like watching sensational sherrys look. She just looks at the camera, like she's looking at the camera operator. Such a pro. I hate that important. When, you know, she's usually the woman death. The guy doesn't want his face to really usually be sane. And the woman sometimes should like look at the camera. I was like, no, break the fourth wall. That was the good action shot back in the day. It was just a lot of face shots. You can see like, you know, Peter and Orther,
wherever you just see the face first. He's making a face. How many John Leslie shots were just his face? Right. Like when they would show like Skin and Max movies, like obviously those were not the soft porn, I guess. You know, they didn't show like the word that starts with P and ends with Tration. They wouldn't show any of that stuff. But they would show the, and I remember watching them. They would like, can I say the word hump? They would hump and sink. Like it would just like doing the walk to see. No, you never teach other. You know, like this is a real. There's no like they would just, you know, doing that thing back. This is fake. But then when they would look at the camera, like, am I supposed to be doing this? Like, no, look away. Look away, did she learn? I finally did get to watch the Peter North documentary. God, dude, what is it? I think every day you mentioned that. Well, I did. I was hoping somebody'd offer it up like a day. I was like, somebody else noticed, because you, you, I don't know.
Is this sad that I rented it for five bucks? Good. You didn't even get to buy it. Did you watch it again with your son on his birthday? Did you? Did you watch it all alone and a little quiet room? Yeah, but you know what? It was. It's showing naked women in it, right, Jim? Yeah, they did. But the stuff you'd see of him, they'd blow it out. Was his dude, his drug addict or something? No. What's he just, what's the big get other than, you know, what he had? Well, us, the story about. I guess one of the, one of the things they try to sell is what he's most famous for. He said was not enhanced. It was a natural occurrence. He didn't realize it was abnormal until he started, you know, in that business. Yeah. But it just kind of hits his life. If it didn't go into his life too much, it goes straight to his career. So what's the, hey, I, it was one of these things. It was one of these self-funded dogs for you. Oh, okay. So he did it. Had a production crew and I mean, it was, it was decent. But I kind of wanted more of the Alden Brown growing up.
That's not his role man. God, man, you know, the things that you're interested in are really. He tells you how he came up with his name though. Oh, gee, I wonder. Yeah. See if you could you, could you figure it out? Did he come up with the way that the fame director C. Moore butts came up with his? He's like, well, that's another name for that. And I'm from the North. So hey, what a cheesy smile he has on that. Telling you man. That, that wasn't cheese, Pedro's. Look at that. I love documentaries. Oh, yeah. He looks like that boxing announcer I won't mention. And fear of look. Judges. Judd, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even. I wish I did. No. Any documentary, I'll check it out. I talk like that's the preferred watch. But like, so. So, really? Oh, we're any kind of movie. Yeah, just like a good documentary. I watched a documentary like a little bit of it on the reptile thing. And. Oh, is that the Hrio show? Yeah. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. Well, I wanted to know if that those are the people that caused the problem with, because when
the hurricane hit and all those reptiles went loose. Yeah. Were they the ones that caused all the problems? Because I know I got bored with it. I didn't say some of those pet shops, like they just, like they opened the doors because they couldn't get everything. They opened doors like to let them go. Yeah. Yeah. Venomous snakes. Did you see the freaking like a 12 foot crocodile in northern Carolina in the river? Oh, yeah, solid video. God. It's crazy. I didn't watch the whole thing because it started, you know, with all that. I thought it was about people that sold animals. It was. Yeah, it's like the. And they were the ones that traffic cocaine and the venomous snakes. In the snakes, dude. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, it's smarter than putting them in the casket of Vietnam. I don't want to spoil. I don't want to spoil. Doesn't range for you. Oh, it's a great show, but there is one part that's kind of far-fetched. Yeah. And there's something along those lines. And that wasn't a shot at our military, by the way. But they did sadly. Sadly, cartels used the coffins of soldiers. Oh, yeah. Frank Lucas is doing it first.
Yep. That's suck. They had false bottoms. That's all. So I was not saying that in a, I just want to point that out before I'm being asked to say it. Yeah. I'm doing it on my own accord. I did not mean it in that way. Yeah, I don't know if I'll check that one out because animals like don't really. I like animals, but I like Tiger King. That's not what it is. And that reptile thing was from the people of Tiger King. They're give it. Give us an update on that one. What? Because he's in bad health. Joe exotic. Well, he's got some kind of terminal. Is he at a jail? I think he's still in jail with like a cancer or something. I might have to look it up. We know about Kevin Annell. He's real name. Yeah. You know, he was in an ounce. Doc. Why we want to move more. Well, well, well, well, was it a little more about Jeff attempted murder charge that he's or I don't exactly remember what it was. He's going to be locked up for a long time. Man, I'm waiting. I'm cross. I'm thinking. I'm thinking of two different ones at the same time now.
David. He was, he was gay, right? That was the, yeah, two husbands remember one killed her unaligned and so. But so who was the, like his, which one was the head of the arch nemesis that was a woman that they think she killed her husband? That's the same girl. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That was during COVID. Okay. Her husband don't right? So you know what? I watched it all in like a weekend or two. And so I watched it and then totally plum forgot it. They got to refresh it. And then he was getting all the meat from Walmart because they were just throwing it out, giving it to them. Which one did we interview? We interviewed somebody from them. Was it? Oh, God. They were one of those guys. I thought it was him. Maybe. Oh, I can't remember who it was. I don't remember which one it was. You know, we were more curious about Jeff and then Doc Annell and then Doc got his own little documentary. Yeah, but that wasn't good. Was he the, was he the one from South Carolina? Yeah, but he was in Colton, Virginia years ago. But didn't he have like a, again, I'm asking this out of curiosity.
Was there not like, didn't he have a hair on or something? Yes. Well, something like some kind of. Yeah, all his girls that were, you know, in his tiger retreat. They lived in different houses and he'd go stay in there. They bought them all jugs. Like they all had big boobs. Oh, then they wanted to open the first tiger strip club. Which was interactive, you know, like. What's that? Well, it's the one family would have sued him. I mean, sure, Clemson would have sued him. All of them were to sued him. Would you remember all the famous people to win the Doc Annells to pet the tigers? I think Undertaker even. Undertaker was right before that happened. Take a rep for it came out. We're like, dude, this is a place Undertaker was just had on Instagram. And it was because I when we went down to, um, Murdle Beach for that one thing that we did the bike week. Yeah, yeah. I went to see the tigers. I was at the same guy with the tigers that were out there. No, that was, uh, that was, uh, that was one of Andrew Ballard's friends as the wildlife petting suit down there. Oh, yeah, that's what she was down there.
God, I can't remember their name, but no, not the same, but very nice people. But yeah, noise. Yeah, they, they've paid my bar tab at night. And I literally had forgotten my wallet. And I remember a couple of you were like, oh, yeah, sure, you forgot. I was like, no, I really did forget what he's like, I got it. I got it. Hey, Michael, I forgot mine too. No, got my ballard. The guy that owned the petting zoo. Oh, that guy, but it wasn't the same guy. Not the guy with the hero or the guy that is gay. Cause I remember this straight one. There was like a really one woman, pretty like a white tiger. And I was amazed by if it that was the same person. Yeah, this is beautiful. Oh, did you hear that? That's got a big rumble. And it wasn't the chair like it wasn't thunder. No, it was me. I got this. We're gonna go to break right now. I got spit paint. No. The other stuff got you covered with all things, rise guys. Listen live and on demand to the rise guys on the Odyssey app. You're listening to the rise guys morning shot.
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