The Big and Fat Episode | Boys Only #41

0:00wür the if , Who has a question I say for a way he has a question so why it double contribution this episode? He's applied us just why it's sponsored this episode Merit for our tummies and the nourishment for our minds on this episode of Bread only no on this episode of boys only We probably say our names also. Yeah, it's me storm Drexler and me Nick Gallagher. We're your host for boys only Thanks for listening. I feel like we know what's their name is that often actually I'm storm remember my voice

1:02It's connected to a guy and the guy's name is Chad my voice is not connected to any Physical but this voice right here with this voice Huh who's our guest today? It's you in McNamara. Oh Hello, who are you? How did you get in here? How do I get in here? Seriously? I get in here. That's a good question I don't know either, but uh, I'm you in McNamara. I'm a junior I do debate. I do stuff with Simpson. I was in Smackdown last year. I was the jester So if you saw that that was me getting smashed into the table by a rock Climbed the fame actually do a table by a Extremely both. Yeah, man. That's awesome. Well, you brought along the bread. So I did so Thank you. I you're the sponsor of the show this week. So you kind of run you kind of run things here. Oh, okay Well, I would ask you your questions. Yeah, you're in charge now. You can be Good cop naked me bread cop. I mean bad cop bread What what dude that bread is really good that bread is insane if you

2:05Gotta get some white bread bread if you yes you the listener can make bread that's like that's that's green dude Like that that makes you just like an eligible candidate to like Mary that's green regardless of gender. That's not shop cheese. Really that's not shop cheese. That's green green. Luke It's gold. That's gold. That's gold. Green bean green green light like from that one show that we can't and if you're significant other makes you bread It's over. It's a beautiful and it's over. It's so over put a ring. No, it's it's it's just begun Put me in handcuffs drag me no And then we After the episode but for now for now welcome to the show you and it's gonna have you here. We had your My beautiful your other half. Yes, your beautiful shorter other half and so really like a third you're like Situation but yeah, those I know you and his you and his like takes 100 600 million feet tall and Charlie's like a glorious little cherub

3:09Chris 5'8 5'3. Yeah, no 5'3. No, is that what you are? Close At this point my is well-beat. No, I get I'm just embodied. Oh, yes So I can kind of make everyone who's like below six foot for me is just kind of the same. So yeah, that's how I feel You're six three and tall oh six three and four of those inches is hair And the other two are and two more are boot All right, you are Chris five. I'm wearing my boots today. You're a crisp five ten at most. Whoa, wow That's actually that's true, but if I'm five ten that means I mean four foot nine Four foot nine In the zone We've even on a real kick of that ever since like we've had Charlie on and we reference that yeah, we were not stopped saying That was a then right? That was a Christian alumnus of the show Danny Doyle and a little bit of Nick Ladner. Yes, all alumni That was when we had the state of kick where we just had tons and tons of theta guys on the show back back to back to Rio theta

4:15And they all were like see copy-rated songs that got us copy striked and we just got like destroyed with legal fees Thanks. We're recording this in a box right now. Okay, in a shoe prison. We're in a shoe for when debtors We're in debtors jail. That's how we've come across you Yeah, we met family right It's like hey, I can come on to yeah, you know, I actually don't remember meeting you. Oh We've never met just friends like I don't know no like I don't remember there was no point where I was like Let me introduce myself to that tall guy. See if he's cool. You just kind of it might have been Liam like be came I don't know like he took one step and he was in your life like it was just no it was he was not like zero percent And then suddenly all the way correct there was one step. Okay. I do know he took many steps. I assume so I distinctly remember my freshman year There being a good like month where I'm like who is the snake Gallagher guy? I keep hearing things about him, but I have no clue who he is I don't know what he looks like that's funny. And then just all of a sudden I'm just a body

5:16I'm in your room. Yeah, initially I thought it was Bobby. I thought Bobby Lindow was Nate Gallagher later. I eat here Yeah, that's what I that's right. So I like guys feel like that's how I felt as a freshman too I was like who is this justice you guy? Where is he? I was like bro bro Bro, yeah, don't even do that bro. I'm Joseph. I met Joseph when he gave me my Simpson t-shirt for the first time He ordered the mole that year speaking of such I hear that Simpson merch is going up again. Oh my god I think we can only I think like that's only for the the select people Yeah, it's only for if you're in Simpson, but if you're in if you're in if you're in a flash alumnus You're on the glorious Simpson if you're in Simpson make sure to buy it. Yeah, get some give some give some Simpson merch support the bros The momerge merch Lex the fact that you're in the best storm hills ecology. I only got the legacy edition Which I mean I think we should kind of keep Keep a little wraps and little under wraps. There's a list for no one can hear you. I just three of us here

6:22Not making those faces. I'm not I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm whisper I'm whispering You're I did here. All right. Well, let's get into quote some quets some some some some quets some questions. Okay That must be lovely. I'm the year I don't know what kind of moon I'm in today. Hey send in questions. Yeah. Well, I answer them like we're about to right now We got at least five. Okay, more like more than that way don't definitely do so if you are Instagram There's a lot of us out on the forums when Chuck goes for these like a lot of questions right? That's right. I'm 11 a.m. Chuck stop that Stop that Money don't you you may you're listening to boys only on WRF H radio free. He'll be really don't know what I have to do I will put on my radio man boys. I use only for official production only for boys first question The first question is Victor how does it sustain the corn only diet? Because you brought yourself on me in a corn I'm from Indiana. I I love corn. Yeah, tell us your first memory of corn

7:25I know mom makes a mean corn. I was I was in the cradle and they didn't Think they just handed me a stock of corn And that's what it began Peeled it like not in years Like a seven-beat tall I was like at that at that point in my life. I knew I needed to be as tall as that stock It's crazy because you were already five three. Yeah It's like it's like five three. How many months old? I think I came out a 10 pound baby. Wow that is What's awesome you look still like a 10 pound For you guys who don't know you you got it. He's so easy to spot. He's kind of struts like there's not a strut It's like a what is it a describe it I can't tall. I'm huge There's no other way to describe it You're looking at the crowd and you just find the head that's a easy to see but like the way he moves around campus It's just jolly like he just there's like up. He like he like

8:28He I'm this is not a good episode for me. I'm fumbling Dude you're fumbling with all the boys less than I but but wait what was the actual question? What that what how does it stay in the corn only? Yeah, how do I sustain the corn? The corn the corn the corn the funny thing is I don't only eat corn. Yes. You oh you eat a lot of corn I do eat corn at least when it's in season When it's in season you can go to the farmer stand and get some like fresh corn It's just the best thing in the world. She's just straight. He's straight. Don't even like no butter no nothing just um What's your favorite form corn takes? Yeah Corn I'm a cop drink right off the crop corny on the bob corny on the bobb I got the bob grits big grits fan. Well, you're from grits. That's taters No, that's corn meal. Wait, it's corn meal. It's corn grits is from corn. Mm-hmm. Okay. I okay. Oh how long old I can't count corn meal Like it has to be corn. Okay. Yeah. Like all right. You can't corn bread Because if that's the case then that's still not still

9:30The kind of that's still corn flour or corn meal. I still feel like the only right answer is corn Then what is that the only is that was I was caught on a cob or just a seed corn like all that stuff You two things yeah I feel like you're it's a not broad enough corn Gatagory popcorn. There you go. I like that one. That's my favorite pop but popcorn But caught corn on the cob you go to a movie theater where they steaming hot tin foil right that's right Pull it full literally so like you can hear it sliding. I go to the counter I tell them to put the popcorn back on the cob. I will have it no other way. It's already popped too bad too late It's a seed Put it back on the cob put it back on the cob Return to cob It's like the old thing where it's like put the toothpaste back in the tube. I can't it's not how that works No, but I I don't really know Victor Victor my dear son from Indiana too true

10:31So he understands that like for weighing them Yeah, it's not I also eat a lot of meat in case you couldn't tell meat on the cob meat on the cob. Yeah, meat on the cow Right off the cow I Yes, what you're what's the next question? We were done with that one that we're in to more my corn dude corn got me corn got me did I love corn? Cork off the corn. I love corn. I'm kind of the corn. Okay. It's so delicious Uh-oh Andre Alaru. Uh-oh. Oh no out of your many injuries Which is the most memorable? I remember one time I saw you in the union everyone was like talk like whispering something about you in and I was like What the heck and then I saw the union and you had no legs across your whole like face and neck like down one side Like you got struck by lightning I was like what oh no so this was this was a early Second semester last year, right? You were you were regular sledding. Yeah, what happened regular sledding definitely regular sledding

11:35Yeah, we were not doing anything weird with that sled um We're We were doing anything weird with that The sled the sled was going the sled was going Unusually fast somewhere in the order of Somehow in some way it had been propelled to extreme speed to roughly 50 miles an hour Yeah Slamming got nothing on that man Um, and then I ran into a tree just Straight into a tree I thought like it was a branch like slapped you in the face you actually hit a bike a The tree was the tree was down on the road I'm like, there's no way we had a vertical tree and like walk that off Thankfully most of the most of the run was taken by like the sled itself But it also is like sent me flying and so I right into the calm caught You could hear the sound effects do the impact that actually caused the damage was at the tree or the fall down

12:38That's probably both and also I do think there are like some branches to the side that probably is what cut my neck Okay, that was the most striking thing about it for me. I was like dude you look like come all by our target Yeah, yeah, you thought of bear Only enough. I just got got back up and started walking towards the car chilling You're hanging out because you also because you have 500 hit points, you know It's a little weird about you and chuckles, but you've both like blown up your hand because didn't that like totally blow up your hand Oh, that's true. Yeah, my hand was probably broken. I didn't go see anyone about it That's completely conjectured that's that corn only diet Feeling back to that yeah, yeah, so my hands probably fine. Was it like the thumb side of the pinky side? The other pinky side dude you and chuckles got to lock in. I know what's going on guys. Yeah, we'll we'll try He's getting sniped. Well chuckles is locked in we know that chuckles is locked on his pinky's already gone his pinky It's not exactly what it's referring to but okay, we already talked about his engagement Yeah, he's great whatever that's happy and all our time in the mountain

13:43Yes, you should be kidding. No, don't actually get well. Thank you for that question. Oh, I'm real long. Is that it? Is that the that's the thing I can remember That's probably that's definitely that's definitely the worst injury I've ever had yeah By a long shot 50 mile per hour even when you hit yourself in the face with the shovel when we were digging up the roots Maybe I did that but I do have I'm thinking of something else Me and Charlie I think me and Charlie it was late a second semester freshman year for us at least And we were using a fence like one of those fence post pounders. You know what those things are Fence post pounders. No, I don't know what a and I quote fence post pounder Is this trust this is a real thing has two handles and like a hollow oh, oh, oh That's a pen. Yeah, no, I know he don't want to so I'm going I'm you're going hog while you're going hog while the hog while

14:43Fence post you're absolutely counting the ever-living hell out of the fence going But anyways, so I raise it up to bring it down again. Yeah, so as you do with the as you do with the fence post pounder I miss and you hit yourself in the face well it clips the like Edge of the post and the ghost right into my head. Oh, those things are I start bleeding. I start bleeding what like was it a big flat surface or a point like what hit your head? I think it might depend that the edge of the top So just like a right like a corner. Yeah, right into my head. You start bleeding everywhere. I start bleeding Just spewing corn. Yeah, just corn just starts Better go out of the spill not everywhere If you were in plans for zombies you'd be the the corn the kernel proteins All wrong We're so fried already Bobby asked and look I love Bob. I think we all know the answer to this question

15:46But I'm gonna ask it anyway because it's a great story. Okay. He says are you a tater's guy or a poe tatoes guy We already know what what are you? Say it again. It's titers with tater titers Yeah, some taters. Wait, well, you want to tell the tater's story or do you want me to tell the truth? I think you have to tell because I mean you provided most of the comedic values. So last year Me and storms junior year you and soft and we're It's homecoming and it's pretty early in the year So it's like warm outside. We're doing work. I think it was a doctor web's house um for volunteer hours and Me and Charlie decide that we we're gonna make our life's mission to dig up as many stumps as humanly possible Right like as humanly possible we're gonna go we're going hog wild and the words of you and McNamara of course We're going hog wild. Of course. We're going. Can they tell you're chewing bread? Yeah, we both have big mouthels of bread Ready? You're both chewing bread into my phone like it's not slick keep going with your story anyway

16:51and I What I can't remember how it started actually Why I said oh yes now I remember so you and was wearing it's hot outside kind of and you and his wearing a wife beater a belt jeans and boots and the wife beater is tucked into the jeans And I'm like we're really going for it and I'm like you and you look like a West Virginia like Hill Billy Like a game with some chiters and I think I said taters. Yeah at first. I just said the word like you look at you say taders Instead of potatoes you jimiter potato like you say that taters taters and This just and for some reason then he says the word tater So he's like because he's all cute and you tater Tater, not some tater. Tater. I want some tater Every single time he does I like I cries are crying Was crying. Yeah, not hold on the ground out and around this guy's house weeping and gnashing of tashing

17:55and And It escalates to the point that And you and gritt gives this great comment He like is fighting the stump so hard and we're like man that took you like three days and he exclaims for the world here is three days work All I got was one day wait. I thought you said that no. Oh, it was so just it was a cop you just exclaimed that And and I said you just sound like a really bad farmer Three days It was more he says it was like you only got one tater He was begging the universe for more for more taters I couldn't work for like the rest of the day. There's no I'd see you and I was ripping up trees and you were just taters taters taters taters Oh This is food

19:00Episode it's me It's really sad to say it's me Big and fat. No, you're just big. Yeah, you're not really fat. You're just like proportioned larger than ever one But you're not you're not fab bro. I'm not Not even we don't have fat. I do eat a lot though. I mean you're six four If you did not be like what what are you doing, brother? You look like storm You would look like me. Yeah green bean over here That's a vegetable. We don't like I don't like green beans. They're kind of good. No, they're not They're okay green beans are have an aspevian and asparagus. They're kind of good asparagus also kind of unreal You're good. I mean, you're also good. I'm in butter But in butter That's we're so fat. Yeah Kayla Bass, do you still have Charlie's finger? Oh Well, you took it that one time. Yep, you got it back. You recovered it. It's it's under it's under my pillow. He made like the tooth fairy

20:07One day I'm gonna get a million dollars from the finger fairy Yeah That's that's right. That's I agree as all right That's something that they've been saying recently and in the world that we live in here Stormi want to contribute to this section of me asking questions. Are you just gonna sit there and say no? They're like I just Yes, I'm just enjoying myself over here just watching you talking to you is like going on a bad day sometimes. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not getting a second date. I know Tader Ever have the finger fairy ever visited you not not not recently Well, not as of late not as of you haven't lost many fingers like I can see right now I've got all time but I've broken every single one of them. Oh, okay. Wait, so those are your adult fingers you lost all your yeah I lost all my baby. Yeah, many moons ago. Of course. Of course many corn growing cycles ago Good good good cool. I like you guys to tell time in Indiana tell you years

21:09Yeah, yeah All right, well, let's get serious and oh, thank you to Liam for always making his get serious. Okay You and why are volunteer hours so important? Because you are like you can honestly do the whole like Reason that you are even like why is he even asking this question while he's thinking about that. I can give the background Oh, that's what I was gonna say. I just give the back. Oh, if you want to get the background for what those are Those who don't know what's going on about homecoming so for those who don't know um I probably have more homecoming hours on campus than anyone else. But what are those? Yeah, like like what is the like why? Okay, so even So there is homecoming. Yes. No, it is a series of competitions and one of those competition is who can get the most fun? Well per person which team can get the most can get the quota of volunteer hours. Yes, which is a certain amount per capita Yeah, yes, it is averaged out. It's not just the most because then since and would win ever you I mean since it wins every year anyway because we're the best for the best but I guess they're the best because I'm on and anymore. Yeah You're the last we're the best. Yeah, either way the most yes, we are winners

22:14I He's locked on oh past the bread. Yeah, sorry guys. You guys anyway, homecoming volunteer hours is a Confreshman year for initially. I didn't even realize I was doing that many But then it turns out that by the end of homecoming week freshman year I had done 50 volunteer hours in one week over the course of that one week. Yes And then last year It's man full-time student college did a 50-year work week as well Yeah, volunteering. Yeah, and then last year is They reduced volunteer stuff So there wasn't as many opportunities which was very sad But I was still able to get I think Seven volunteer hours which is definitely more than anyone else on campus. Yes that that well the 50 year you got you and and Ezra And Jay willie got hit that mark and the three of you were lauded as war heroes. Yeah for getting the most ever Yeah, that was a freshman so you know, yeah, it was incredible because like Ezra Phillips you never we never had him on the show

23:15We're gradually somewhat but great man Graduated last year married now. Yeah married. Mm-hmm. Who's married? Howard you last year too, but he Was like Like the spearhead of that like my freshman year and then being stormed sophomore year He was like the guy, you know, cuz that was his thing. He was like all right guys We're volunteering putting our heads down and he was like if none of you want to help me I will get all of the volunteer Myself like I do not care. Yeah, but he would come and give motivational rallying speeches and be like I've worked like a dog Yeah, he had a little bit of a tendency action So it was like great because he'd occasionally hit a little like southern in there and he really get you fired up Yeah, and I guess you and just like I just bought into it. Holy bought in I think I got 63 or something like that Sumphan 60 60 something ridiculous. Yeah, and as a junior too, which is crazy I think my junior I got like 15

24:1716 they was it was the reduced Hours amount. Okay, once they reduced the hours. I like I like 15. Yeah, it was harder to get hours But no I really try to tell you are you leading the charge again this year? Yes, of course you are Yes, you are what are some of your most memorable jobs you all have done or were that we've done for volunteering? This one wasn't actually for Homecoming, but I was volunteering with a few good men outside of homecoming, which is what the most of the job surprise I actually do that yeah You're telling me that you give back to your community not only when it's for our competition Yes, when it's for the good of the community itself. When it's for the good of the community itself Hear that campus. Yes, that's crazy. Yeah We were helping this elderly gentleman Like clear his lawn of rocks and sticks and stuff And he just so happened to be one of Dr. Gurkey's history teachers or history professors What from the college? One of not kidding you one of our professors professors. Yes, and he was telling stories for a teacher here

25:20Yes, wow, I was telling the stories of undergraduate Dr. Gurkey sounds like he hasn't changed much Still kind of Apparently apparently Dr. Gurkey will go over there sometimes and just hang out with him. Wow. Who is this what's this guy's name? You remember you say I for can't no, no, we just can't say yeah, he doesn't yeah, I can't I'm not I'm not allowed to disclose that Of course it was kind of like that moment and where Jesus healed the paralytic and was like tell no one of this Kind of like that. He can't say I can't say Dr. Gurkey could come back on and just That's it. I'm one for 15 seconds. So who's this guy? Oh, it was doctor. Bye bye bye. Okay. That blah blah blah blah And then the after music plays yeah, they're called for bird ball starts Third call for bird ball. Yeah, it's not the greatest thing that's ever happened. That's awesome I love volunteering when I when when we used to that for home coin that was awesome. Yeah I Taters was also doing volunteering yet. Taters was during volunteer. Yes. Yes. I think that's important to them. Yes

26:25It was I think our freshman and maybe Maybe our sophomore year there was the midnight shift. I was out so awesome the famous collection of like the midnight shift was Ezra found this job When he was a sophomore mean storm refreshment and it was a local church that was like we are kind of in the state of utter disrepair Which is really oh, it's I get that so sad to see. Yeah, you know We are blessed with a bound to full amount of churches around here in Hillsdale But I mean if you ask me always take more churches rather than less. Yeah, that's so also it was a bit of a driveway So it wasn't quite in Hillsdale. Okay He's like guys if we they they've offered to like if you guys want to work from like 11 p.m. To sunrise Knock yourselves out Yeah, cuz there's enough to do like there is enough to do we will give you a a 10 page list of things to do like there's enough And so he got like It wasn't like close to 20 guys. Yeah, and they stayed up all night

27:27And they rebuilt a church Like essentially it was super cool. I didn't get to go and I really regret it Did you go The men to two years ago now we didn't think I might have gone to the state still sunrise, but we stayed to like Three something like that. I think I might have been I think I We had a big bonfire. I know well. They told us to burn stuff. So we had we conveniently then no I think I did a different like late night thing, but I didn't do that the midnight show as it's affectionately known I have a great photo of you and I and of you you and and I stormed Drexler on a rooftop With Charlie I believe there. Oh, that was so much fun where we went over to the helping hands pregnancy center Here in town and they were like our gutters are cooked They have so much stuff in them. They were good. So you and Charlie and I Charlie last week's guest went up on the roof of this building And just started getting gunk out and then laying like new screens over the other thing They asked us to be on the roof this time. Yes, they desired our us could be on the roof. It's a miracle. We didn't fall through

28:34True giving our immense madness and weight No, I've been on a few reviews in my cuz I for my first two years. I did a few good men I just couldn't Handle it junior year and I do regret that, but I just I couldn't handle it So but I mean I've I've been on a bunch of roofs for for people out town You should go you guys should go join if you're a member of the college. You should go and join Doesn't just have to be a few good men just really any any goal any goal program. Yeah, do You know, it means Man you're labors not everyone's cup of tea, you know Well, so you can there's just off the top of my head. There's like youth mentorship ones. There's one other Strenuous volunteering letter writing. There's ones with people with disabilities like there's so many options There's a bunch of other religious based I think every single denomination has their own like little religious one And honestly like let's be honest like this place this college is so wealthy compared to this area around us Yeah, we're saying you you should give back yeah a little bit. Yes. It's a great way to do so

29:39And it is a great opportunity to get involved starting with homecoming season just coming up in a week or two Yeah, everybody will be trying to get you Yes, and so if you're listening to this and you're like I don't but maybe I'll volunteer Um, yeah, have that be your launch off point or at least even if you don't Yes, join hunking that part of homecoming do the things no matter what Not in extra days this this There's more days. Yeah, it's no it's um because of it's a leap year No, it's because of fall break. We have a section of ontane before fall break and after fall break It's a total of 11 days dude. You're gonna get like a hundred hours. Yeah Wow, actually 100 hours is not that hard to get well. Oh, yes. It is that's 10 hours a day Quick man. Here's the uh, I Is it 10 days? I just need to know like how many like how many actual opportunities are gonna be out there? If there's 11 days, I have to not hours a day. I'd like I have to 100. Yeah, I'll be as was record But it won't be fair because you'll have extra time. You can do the math. Okay, you should just you just do that even it out

30:44Like so per day how many but also are they still doing it the way they did last year? Yeah, you hit a cap Oh, there was a cap. Yeah, cuz they had which there's a point cap like you're just trying to hit a tier of threshold But then we'll give you the points. It's that there's not like first second third anymore See, I don't like the I think it was hour they so To do I remember because me and stormer the time we got here It was already kind of a hotly contested part of homecoming with volunteer hours The original system was literally just whoever got the most hours one And really miraculously Simpson didn't win we didn't win that Because we didn't try right yeah, but like that was way back it was like ancient history I mean that was like six years ago. It was more than six. It was a Seventh long time. No, it was a really long time ago. It was probably closer to eight nine. Okay. Okay. Oh, then they changed it to The per capita. So however many people you have participating in homecoming because there's a sheet By the end divided by like that was it which is the most fair possible way you can do that

31:47You know, like old is never gonna beat Simpson in a straight race. Yeah, no one's theoretically gonna beat Simpson in a straight But if you go home to meet him with two people yeah, and you each get 20 hours you win you win. Yeah, yeah And then they changed it to what like if you got 500 hours or something like that No, you get an average per person. It's still average per person But once you hit I think it's nine this year Which that's so few that's help your community more they're trying to I'm allowed to I'm allowed to this Yes, we are allowed to say SAB this is a this Yeah, yeah, we're like student activities more in Hildo College. This should be amended You are discouraging people to volunteer anywhere. Well, here's a thing. People can volunteer more You should let them and also it doesn't even make sense from a competitive standpoint because like Now you've set a bar and now you've given them more time to reach it Basically, everyone's gonna reach that bar. Yeah, it's an obligation now It's 500 extra point. It just make the total at the end bigger. Yeah, it's just inflation every it's the point inflation Point inflation rather than an actual incentive to go out and help the community

32:49Yeah, so it was peak for those few years there where it was actually just per capita and everyone was like however It's still a good thing still locking and do that. You want to get your nine hours? I'm still locking in You should probably get as many volunteers as possible maybe get more than nine hours maybe get 20 yeah, 30 40 nine hours and seven minutes 11 days. I mean my freshman year. I don't I wanted to get 70 you got 50 in like five days seven or wait. It's the only five. I guess no, it's from Thursday to Thursday Yes, there's a Thursday, but so seven that was a gravel still still crazy. That's that's what eight hours a day Goaded like eight hours a day. Yeah, crazy. It's ridiculous. Yeah Anyway, uh, you want to talk about hot dog eating? Yeah Liam okay, but yeah Liam says so we about that time you beat Dr. Yoast in a hot dog eating competition You beat Dr. Yoast? He was in that competition. Yeah, Dr. Yoast there's an amazing you want to tell a story amazing photo of Dr. Yoast with Three hot dogs in his hand with just one bite taken out of all three of them

33:50And then a cigarette in the other peak to five peak that's that's just that's on the last day. That's gonna be there Yeah, I'm gonna be there, but no, uh, I'm a two-time hot dog champion on campus You are the greatest competitive eater this school has technically speaking ever seen. Yeah, oh, they The glizzy goat wait there. You see winging competitions. There used to be winging time dishes But now I used to be dominant that was part of homecoming and no one I just eat the I just swallow one The bones no one's currently on campus was around when those were here. No because we know and was around when it was a thing when we got here Yes, that was like 2019 wait. I think it's maybe the seniors when we were freshmen had been around for some of those I'd guy came but I don't know anyway. Okay, yeah, so you were part of how did that even who ran that first hot dog? So the first one was ran by Sigma Kai. It was a philanthropy event. Yeah, but fraternity Sigma Kai the brothers SIG the brother say the sick I glizzy slam off as it was affection was it actually Well, you called it I called it the sick I glizzy slam off you you called things my different names

34:53I call things by funny amazing name. That's true. I do like What you just said Thank you and that was very articulate amazing. I like what you just said. I like that you did the thing That was good. Tater. So yeah, so they were so they were supposed to say hi guys and then we were like we got to put Simpson We got to put we got to put someone in the ring. So we searched I remember searching around who's gonna be our guy and then we were like duh Well, yeah, I did hot dog eating contest for the high school in my high school Fabulous training for my no the the golden words here's for my high school What does that like you mean like it was like it was a team It's like science Olympiad. No, okay. I was on the science league. I was on the hard dog slamming quantum Well, no, I was I was dude. I was on student government and It was a part of the administration Every Tuesday hot dog slamming the Frank Frank Adam Yo corn dog

35:57Indiana cannot be real see I was part of the administration Greatest way you could have I was part of the administration like it's so I was in charge of the hot dog. What do you think my position was I was glizzied slammer for the year of 26 27 done So how do you actually explain what you meant by you said you did them for your high school yeah, no um We on student government. We're just looking for fun things to do for the student body And we would host a hot dog eating contest. You won. Yeah, I'm not supposed to win as a part of student government. You're supposed to be bad It's like a challenge is like Are you It's significantly larger like just are you like the clearly the tall guy of your school? Or is it like actually no very tall people very large cornhouse girls. They're all huge. No Not only that's all meant not only is it a bunch of corn fed boys, but

36:59They're all Dutch. It was a For those of you who don't know I'm Dutch reformed Um, and I grew up among other Dutch reform people who just so happened to be As the name would imply And so Back for where I'm from I'm pretty average. Hey, well a little horrible deer from a little on the higher end Honestly, but there were probably a couple people taller than me in high school Yeah, I think so Did they participate like was it because it but no, I was still the best in the first in the first hot dog eating contest It did kind of feel like you had no competition Like looking back in my brain like there were like a few people that looked like they might challenge you But like a lot of the guys there were a little like they were a little skinny or they were kind of shorter guys Because all the frats put a guy forward and then a most of the dorms put a guy forward Like need felt had one wiggly had one. I think I think the gall I think gallo I had one. Yeah Oh, yeah, you like you like clearly were Larger than every but Mason

38:01He was the gallo he's about as big as I am. I guess I'm trying to say that you look like you would dominate like you I did What he did dominate How many of them look like he proved himself in 10 minutes? I ate 12 and a half. Oh my god He'll see people Full dog dog dog and butt. That's very clear clear. This is was not like a like a down-to-down competition. This was an eat the whole meal 12 12 dog arunis And you got to keep it down. Yeah, you kept it down. There's one guy who didn't yeah, I saw that yeah, I didn't keep it down He didn't eat 12 he did I ate more and then the second time um that now that was worried for you with that one because they the guy next to me was the football team showed up Yeah for this one. This was a sports game the football team was football team came out some couple lines Couple linemen on the line. What a big boy. I'm a maro. The DSP glizzies slam off then it wasn't sponsored by DSP But there were DSP's there were I probably actually had a more dominant performance on the second one How many was that in how much time which was also a sig kaiva? No

39:04This was just the charge by the school. This is a charge of a fan. Yeah, approved by the half to the administration Bring out your fat people bring out your fat people come and slurm hot dogs Yeah, so This one was a little different. They only gave us eight hot dogs So I ate all eight in less time than The they gave us which was why you won The you ate one to hide it under five. Yes, it was about like four and a half that's more impressive than the 12 and 10 Well, because it's a faster pace It's faster pace. That doesn't mean any I gotta eat you mean you went at a faster pace. It was not if it was it was a shorter time frame well The faster pace is all on you big guy Well the sig kaiva is 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, you could I think what you're saying is you can pace yourself with the the the the sig kai one that's obviously I'm more impressed with the eight in five. Yeah, that is massively more impressive and again keeping it down Yeah, as far to the whole you gotta keep it down. Oh, they gave me $200 for that. Wow

40:06They just gave you it just shelled out cash they gave me $50 cash $50 to Uh, they're buying more hot dogs I eat more 50 dollars in gift cards to mark a house which has closed which is very unfortunate. Oh, um, because you don't wear clothes Oh No, it closed it. Oh, I think it's like shut down like it has I went there with my gift cards and they said go away. We're closed like perma Yes, so then what would be the other hundred and then the other hundred was to the online gift store Can I get can I get it? I get it. That's like one shirt. That's just 50 dollars. It's just giving you $50. I think I got one one QZ off that That's pretty that's all right. Yeah, but but Fetty bucks is Fetty bucks. Yeah, Fetty bucks is slam Fetty bucks a cat like like what's the strategy? Um Because that one you had to kind of more advanced warning I think the segment we just grabbed you like maybe the maybe the no I did the same thing both times. Oh What's the strap? Um, I just didn't eat anything all day

41:09Just this that day just not even the day before okay, so there's definitely like smarter ways of doing it Which I've looked into but of course you have researched For the next time just just just the case but uh I just didn't eat that day. I had a little bag of sugar and I would dip my finger in it and lick it And that's how I'd keep myself from not eating anything Wait, wait, sorry sorry mid competition or just throughout the day no throughout the day. No throughout the day You had to you had to have a stimulant to not eat you they said a salt lick First sugar I was like oh there's just some sort of mid competition trick to like maybe keep your palate cleanse or something different No, no, this was just randomly you had this was me Starving myself so that was as hungry as possible Because wow when it comes to like the first couple minutes is the most valuable yeah When it comes to holy smokes I think we then didn't eat the next three days because you Performed a profane act No, I think I think I didn't write after I actually have dinner later that those days I

42:16You did I might have went to a jace after the sig kai one free lunch Dude, that's crazy you ever seen that movie uh what is it the green book with ego mortisan and then the green mile no I have I've not I love that actor, but I've not seen the movie it's it's it's a great movie anyway whatever never mind Reference is lost forget it. Oh, dude. Thanks for getting out of yeah, I didn't know you had No, yeah, thanks for that you guys are the worst Yeah, Liam also asked why do you love chicken so much? It's a lot of food today. Have we talked about Food no volunteer hours no I mean you could Okay, let's okay, let's just go through the story and then we can stop talking about food so we're until why it's question Which we'll hopefully be about you also I don't know I've never looked at it before it okay At the five sig pavilion late at night studying I have a whole rotisserie chicken and I am really hungry So I am just eating that thing as fast as humanly possible. It's a good dinner. Yeah, this boy dinner boy dinner one roger's for chicken and one's in

43:23And Liam just looks at me and goes Or was it chuckles? I might have been chuckles who said this Something along the lines of don't don't forget to breathe you need to breathe while you're eating And then I start laughing because I think that's funny a classic breath stopper. Oh, it was just And then Luke Luke Joe Luke Jones just goes there it is the breath What yeah in reference don't him breathing and and reference to me breathing. I was like oh He finally decided to breathe and stop eating here. Oh Gawdly this is the fastest of his fastest episode of all time we have ever had and so let's let's bring it home And that's the one question which any luck will be about food Wow, this is really long like this is a crisp almost oh crap All right, all right lock in I traditionally read it slow so we understand that get the really the leading you've listened

44:24Would you rather Unbearably dry lips to the point where it hurts to even smile or open your mouth Whenever you have an interaction with a person that you felt was even slightly awkward Or at a time and place of your choice be mandated to go to the bathroom in your pants every two weeks Well, hold on hold on At a time and place of your choice. I will reread the question one more time Would you rather have unbearably dry lips to the point where it hurts to smile or even open your mouth when you have an interaction with a person That you felt was even slightly awkward. Okay. Okay. Or at a time and place of your choice every two weeks You must use the bathroom in your pantalins I oh my goodness. I'm taking the two weeks. I'm not a second weeks two weeks It's of my time and choice. Oh, and it just yeah right before the shower, please But in your pants. It's fine. But you for your pants tank that do not tank

45:25No, not do this. I think you know often I over to think my interaction with a human beings I've done it 16 times on this podcast alone in the last two minutes. Oh really Hmm, I have I would consider a little like slightly awkward conversations with people Every other day. It's too often. It's too old like you just have chapstick It's unbearable. I don't I think it's like I don't see it's like It's like horrible. Yeah, but that It'll go away. I for different reasons might also take the two weeks. I'm taking the two weeks Because my reason is that two weeks is really long. You guys just want to poop your pants, don't you? No, we never said that. I see notice how I didn't say that. I just don't want my my god my lips be like Yeah, I see and fall off. Yeah, I'm like that. It's too dry out here I'm grip on an eye and where the more chapstick at all times, which you probably should anyway So much I think I think that's the point of the question is that it's so incredibly much dryness that like you need to blow through the stick Every time you have an an I quote even slightly awkward interaction that you think is awkward

46:28It does not have to be actually Condition myself to never pick up on social cues again. You already do that So he might be immune. Why would be immune? Because why just say whatever you want But why would but if anyone else had that a reflection why it would give it to them every time we talked to them no Why don't just have crazy like that's your lips. I'm gonna just peel back No, I've I've almost never had an awkward interaction. I have another elbow yet Which is like not I can't say the same other risk actually can we actually actually ask a clerk clarifying But I clarify we'll call him we clarify what when he says the judge when he says think is awkward like Something you did that you think is awkward Something they they did you did or how the interaction with the whole mind to you if they thought it was awkward But you were like la di da di da then you're fine. Oh, okay. Well, then I'll just be like cloudy that That's where I'm saying I'm actually might agree with you and because I don't overthink interactions I'm I do I can't handle that. I'll just skip and jump and be happy

47:29However, however, you know what would be a problem trying to date someone at the beginning and being like oh was that weird And then if ever you're like oh was that weird your you can't kiss them that at that like that point if you ever think any Interact you have as we were at all Your your your curse curse of raw Of raw but on your lip subsaharok Not sub-sared Sahara still I still like I mean the alternative is Literally pooping my pants. You didn't say that he said use the bathroom Let's please can we not give him please. This is a PG. What if I what if I wait? Wait, what if I switch and put on a bathing suit once every two weeks again time in place of your choosing he did not show And then I'm in the shower Time to like I'm immune right yeah, that's the bushy immune Hmm. I'm telling you that's the method. Oh my bit the method. That's the method. That's the method You just adjust to you. It's also every two if it was like every day. Yeah, every every one It's every two weeks and so I get to choose when and where I work Easy it's a good one. Why yeah, that is a good one. I will say it is mid Italian class

48:34Very But also don't know I'm gonna keep the hype rolling we are building towards having white Peter some self on this show Dude, that's in line two months Slowly building the hype and we're doing is he gonna ask his own question? We know we're doing a wood oh don't I'm we're doing a would you rather episode a battle episode will be would you rather blank or blank? Yeah, blank or blank and that's gonna be the questions like I'm gonna prompt you back and forth versus Wyatt until one of us one team breaks I'm gonna prompt you guys because you're gonna help out help us out Yeah, why it's clearly better than me why it's more combined to little What you guys are gonna do is and I'll let you know before they episode goes out and also in the question areas You're gonna give only would you rather questions? Yes, you're gonna help our team our cause Yeah, and we're gonna win the day. I also think I'll come prepared. I'll have some right I won't That's okay bored Speaking of not bored, but time no no, yeah, man. We have a question right no Listen, listen, what takes you? Next to be so sad like 50 millards. It's been so it makes me spend 50 millards. I'm like an Elmer. Oh, let's run another Fergie another Fergie Millards

49:39Fergie that's that would be the longs episode we've ever had I know I'm not son by a crisp at least five millers guys Wish me luck because I the next thing of importance that I'm doing with my life is taking me else up you you're currently doing that actually I am doing I'm taking it later today as you listen no later today getting ready To the tunnel he's in the hype. He's like he's a they're singing he's singing his chance. He's war chance Yeah, I'm like he's in his mind Tyson I'm getting ready to get out of the crowd Crowd is considered nothing but Mike Ross and Harvey Specter. Mm-hmm. The only people in the crowd. Yeah, my giga chads So I'm gonna go out there and try to make my my giga chads proud My my two dads and tomorrow. I'll be doing nothing or today today later Yeah, I'm doing nothing. So that's the next important thing I'm doing with my life. I'll tell you guys So so come hang out with you if you're listening this the day it's released Which is September 12th I believe yep, which is today obviously. Yeah, duh duh today

50:40Shoot a prayer up for your homeboy You know what I'm trying to rack up as many as I can you know always just always be shooting a prayer up Isn't that before your homeboy? Just always yeah, be doing that a little bit low key Yeah, and you remember so I'll come back in with with one you guys and how I went next week dude He's gonna be weeping the beginning we picking Nash if you tune next week for storm crying on For storm obliteration day 2026. Yeah, well, thanks for coming on the show you Yeah, do you have any lost He's never seen someone after the I've never seen it always go missing they come I don't know where they go they're gone down Yeah, so with with us getting into this year with homecoming coming up or anything else you want to talk about what are Your last words or your send-off words to the listeners Make sure you volunteer for homecoming. Yeah, and spread love enjoy. Oh, but the rest of the world. Yeah Yeah, yeah, be eat hot dogs and eat as many hot dogs as humanly possible as you possibly can Okay, if you want to get tall make sure you eat

51:43Meat and milk Cheese oh, you're right milk eat milk Drink meat drink meat eat milk. Okay pass the bread a carton of bread And a stick of the bread