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The Rhyse guy is morning show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down an accidentally litter. Peach. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In fact, boy. Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The Rhyse guy is every morning. 33-minute reflux ball date. 33.3. The planet rocks! Uh, tell me about the times capsule because I really, really, really don't know. I know that there was one that was, uh... This is the big one. Big, this is the big one. This is a big, beautiful time capsule. This is one they buried in Philadelphia. Right. One of the crime in drug-ridden cities in our, uh, but you know, it was the first like, you know. Yeah. They had, they drank tea and stuff, right then. And they massacred. That's where they signed the Constitution. When are they going to open that? In 250 years from now. Wow. So nobody's going to be around for it. But we, they didn't tell us, you know, until now what each state. You think the people that live in this country then, under the new country name, then, uh,
like the people of Trapania, will they, uh... God, Tanya. Trapania. Is that going to be the thing? I love it. I love it. Is that why you wanted Iceland? I don't know. Is it making my own country, by the way? I want to be a president of a continent, not just there, uh... Not just of one country. Trapania, they find this in 250 years. They're like, what was America? Uh, I just smogled it. That's who bought Google. I just smogled it. And it says America was a band. Yeah. You know. How about the rest of the world putting this over for the 250? You see the eye full tower? They lit it up. Red, white and blue. That's nice. Japan. Yeah. I was like, wow. I think Mexico did it. But I mean, at that point in the mid, come on. It kind of, oh, it's right. Well. Why, for the soccer? I kind of look the other way for a long time, like, yes. Soccer, mania. Soccer for the red, white and blue. I went to a, uh... Oh, it was a restaurant. But let's call it some bar, because it's how cool it. I went to a bar on Friday afternoon.
A little happy hour, a thing. And just, people sitting there drinking, watching soccer. Who would you drink? I'd drink, uh... No, I'd eat, uh... No, it was, uh... It's like, pretty drinks. I don't blame them. Yes, I do. It's a beer. It's called bananas and paradise. Uh... I gotta can't remember the name of the freaking place. It's over there in Greer. Anyway, it's a brewery. Brewery. Brewery. I wanna hear Bill Brooks say brewery. I have a bit of... God, not going wood. I hope there's an accident, but no one gets hurt near a brewery. They should try and see her. They're a traffic accident. Boah. Boah. Boah. They see the bill breaks the time broken on one. So are we allowed to... So we do know everything that went in. Is there anyone that they opened? Like, is there... Every state had a compartment. Did they get put stuff in? They could... Right. But it couldn't be stuff that would ruin the, like, no leather, anything like that. Okay. Because I guess leather doesn't... Peter would get mad about that. Rather stuff, it would ruin the other stuff. So you were limited on what you could contribute, but I have what each state.
So I figured we'd do, like, what our state and the local ones did. God. What did we... Did we donate? What would we donate? That's a... That's a state. Also because of the gas. Now you know somebody probably tried to sneak a confederate flag. Probably. Robles flag. Robles flag. That did not make it. It's not care. Why? Because it's like a picture like a bento box. That's our little compartment. So what... Give me an example of a state that, you know, is what they... Like, did Iowa donate an ear of corn? Like, I'm trying to figure out what kind of... Did we send them a Carolina-Ren bird to put in a box for $2.5? I could tell you that South Dakota gave a poetry book. Oh, okay. Dude, we gave a LP version of Crack Review by hooting the blowfish. Now we did. That would have been a lot cooler than what we gave. So we did. We actually gave two things. Uh... Nicky Haley. No. Put her in a box. I saw she had a nice box that told Morgan Wallen.
I must have heard about her. Uh-oh. Must be hers for the whole year. She gets, uh... Yeah. A lot of perks. Yeah, she gets perks there. She works at a Walburga. Working for Old Don the first time. What? Okay. So we got... For South Carolina. Yeah. Two things. A Bible. A coin. A coin. Yeah, it was a challenge coin. Do you know what it like... Like for alcoholics and honors? There was like, you know, it was Washington, like, kind of cross-eyed on it. Uh-huh. Let me see what a challenge coin is. Yeah, what are they challenging them, too? Uh, it says it represents... The Game of Horses. Oh, it's a 250 coin. Well, they probably have one. Why would we donate that? Good job, Hanky Mack. I didn't know what to give. What do you just look around the office and throw it into a bindo box or whatever you call it? Give it just one second. I find you something to put in there, some bitch. Oh, man.
Not only do we give it 250 coin. We put a 250 pin. Pretty much the same damn thing in there. That shows no way. That's a free thought or anything. God. What's your name? I mean... Lensy Graham. Who do I blame? Who do I write a letter to to complain about that? That's sucked. I thought maybe tobacco, maybe, uh, some, uh, textiles. Yeah. What are we known for anymore? It's traffic. Since I'm close and, uh, because these are in alphabetical order, Tennessee, put a... ...postar. A poster. A 250 poster. What is this? What is this? This is shaped enough to be garbage. It's like, you know what? It's a good example. When my parents had the 25th wedding anniversary, they got all this stuff that, unfortunately, I got to see again when we were cleaning out the house of all these 25th anniversary engraved things that they never even used. You know what I mean? Like this. It's kind of a vase that said 25th anniversary.
Didn't have their names on it, you know? Just kind of odd, kind of like... I don't know. I don't know. But to get... I'm gonna find the coolest stuff that put in there. North Carolina put a poem in a commemorative copper disc with a state house etched in the copper. Now, how much is copper gonna be propelled? I know. 250 years. You're gonna have a bunch of tweakers to dig up the capsule to get the copper out. I tell you this Ohio put a piece of a fabric from the Wright Brothers first flight. Now they're still in North Carolina's fame. I feel like somebody is gonna dig it up and... Ken Goldberg. Yeah, they were the metal detector. So... I'm disappointed in our state for that. Well, the whole time capsule sucks. Like, who's gonna wanna dig it up? I guess they have too, because, you know, I'll keep talking about that. Yeah, but like, what they find in there is good... Well, y'all were boring in South Carolina.
You could have had like a little lithograph of kissing cousins or something cool, funny, you know? I'm trying to... God, what are we known for like around the country? Never mind the world. Like, what did people think about South Carolina? What are their first thoughts? It's mortal beach, probably. Do they say Maine put a bone fragment from North Atlantic white whale that's theirs? Well, I don't have that much better than what we did. I mean, you don't... I mean, don't stalee Louis Vuitton sweater in there. This thing's, oh, now hang on a second. Somebody put... I don't know who put this in. But instead of molecular data storage device with synthetic DNA containing copies of Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Independence. Wow. Why would that be called synthetic DNA? I don't know. That's strange. And an audio recording of the National Anthem? God, they must be really planning for anything to get cooked over. Like, we're literally putting in stuff to...
It's like a reset if something happens. Yeah. Well, that's the thing in Antarctica where they have the Noah's Ark. That's what they call it, the DNA bank. And it's DNA from all the living creatures in the world. Todd. This time capsule sucks. But if crap hits the fan, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah happens, then you're gonna go... You're looking for food in Antarctica wherever you are. And you come across this thing and there's a bunch of like DNA of... Hey, you're gonna recreate it? Oh, God. Like, who knows what to have in the future? Now, you can pick... If you're having a baby, you can pick what I color you want. You can pick this, that, and the other. How...how do you do that? They manipulate it with the IVF. Like, you can pick features. God. That's weird. Do you see the family they got... They got it mixed up. So when she got implanted, it was somebody else's sample. And they said they're gonna keep the kid anyway. Well, yeah. Well, they had to tell the other parents, hey, we mixed the samples up. So it shouldn't be like a...
You kind of... That's their kid. You gotta get back to it. Wow. But the other parents, like, I would cool with it. I would cool with it. You can keep it. Those parents didn't stay in school, did they? I'm cool with it. Say, you have kids! You're a kid. You take a kid. You're over the gun to come again. Man, that's weird. So if you found out, like, oh, this kid's gonna have red hair and probably get bullied for the rest of his life, you could change it. Babies on the man, yeah, you could. So that would maybe cut down on the portions. That's the thing. Nobody ever talks about, you know, selecting... Like, it's always the abortion angle of it. But the IVF is... I mean, look, that's just as controversial, right? But that's okay if you create it. I know. It's weird with that. Like, some people, you know, the... Have you ever been aborted? Your call's next. Oh, my God. The... Well, the Amish, you know, they will, you know, certain types of electricity,
electronic stuff, they will not use at all. They won't... Some of them want... You know, certain religions won't even go to a doctor. Are you telling me the Amish are not using miter souls? And I mean, come on. They're hands-sulling all this stuff still. I don't know how the hell they build all them buildings around the world without power tools. How are they freeing the bananas for the banana chips if they don't use the hydrator? Which you have to plug in. There you go. Wow. Plus all the leather stuff they do. You got to cut the leather. Well, you have to, you don't need the power to do it. Oh, yeah. You're going to cut it with a hands-sull? Well, they did back in the day. They like to tell you they did. Well, shoot. Don't trust the arms. They think about making a... They think about being a horse. And they come... They have a seat made out of a skin of another animal. They're going to put it on your back and you got it. And then this... Oh my god. Cowboys can rot around on it. That's gay. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. If you just joined us,
Alley's on hold right now. You think I'm going to get in trouble for that? Devo damning? No. Okay. It's almost Halloween. Yeah. Right. Right. Alley hasn't talked to her. Well, she's talked to him. She's been separated from her husband for a couple of weeks, living with her sister. And she found some... Well, she sent letters, one letter that X fiancee of her husband. They broke up. She's moving back to South Carolina. And she wants to do War of the Roses, which we've not done in a while. And I can't wait to... I am nervous. I really am. I really am because it's been a while since we've done it. Alley, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, the future of this relationship could really blow up in your face with hundreds of thousands, if not by the end of the week, a million people would have heard this. Oh, yeah, I promise. I mean, yeah, I am absolutely sure. All right. Fatboy Mutorah.
Alley, don't say a word until he tells us who he wants to bring to dinner, okay? All right. Well, she's muted. All right. I said, dang it! Hang on a second. I got to look this up. All right. Paige, wish me luck. I wish you luck. Wish me. Devil Dam, Eve. Devil Dam, this rain in the afternoons. I'll tell you. Although, you know, people who work outside love it. And soda flowers. Yeah. And we need it. Cleanse up all the residue from the firecrackers. I want my basil not to wilt, so let it pour. All right. Hey, you had one. All right. Hello. Hey, is this Simon? Yes, it is. Who's calling? Simon, good morning. My name's Nick Dippels. I'm calling from Greenville Restaurant Weekend. Did I catch you at OK time? Yeah, I guess so. OK, excellent. Excellent. OK. So what's audacity?
My phone says AUDACY? Oh, Simon, I am so sorry. My silly chubby little assistant here who's supposed to block out the number for the big surprise. You simply cannot find good help these days. Devil Dam, it's a hell. Simon, I apologize about that. Oh, no problem. I mean, what's the surprise? What's the surprise? Well, do you find yourself to be a lucky person? To be a lucky guy, you know, do you win things? No. Yes and no. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Well, again, Simon, I am Nick Dippels. And on behalf of Greenville Restaurant Weekend, I'm calling with some good news. Over the last year, you've apparently dined one of our participating Greenville Restaurant Weekend restaurants. And your name was randomly selected for our grand opening VIP experience. Congratulations. Well, seriously? Really? Seriously. The Simon says this is freaking awesome or what?
Yeah. Is your name? Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Congratulations. Okay, thank you. You've won an exquisite Romantic dinner for two at Greenville's newest fine-dining destination, Parle vou ga lé restauranté. Yeah. I'm sorry. Could you say that again? Where is it? Parle vou ga lé restauranté. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. I've never heard of it. Is it downtown? Is it in Greenville? Most people haven't. It doesn't officially open until eight-one. Oh, okay. I got it. Yeah. So Chef Clark Hendrix is invited only 25 couples. That equals just 50 people before opening night. So it's going to be one-two. Wow. Yeah. The restaurant is located atop Bonsocours, Wellness Arena. I'm sorry. The restaurant is on top of the arena? Yeah. That's correct.
You got a restaurant on the top of the arena. There is now one. They put it in after the NCAA women left town. Yeah. Wow. Okay. I had no idea. Very few people do. The elevator is hidden behind what appears. It really appears to be a janitor's closet. If you remember back in history, the last thing got up in the rafters on that trip. That time. Yeah. No, you're kidding. Well, I'm not a liberty to discuss the janitor. No, really, you're kidding. I'm not a liberty to discuss the janitor or the stinger. But it's like a speak-easy club 33-Disney thing. It's really cool. So you're going to love it. Oh, that sounds great. That's hilarious. Chef Hendrix prefers mystery. Yeah, he loves it. Apparently. Yeah, I guess well. reserve your table. I'm glad because you know what, people don't answer the phone anymore when it says a weird name like Oducity or whatever this said down yours. Would Friday, August the 7th work? That would be 8-7.
You know what? I think that should be fine. Okay, that'll work. Now, actually, any food allergies, can you gobble on some nuts? No, I mean, yes, yes, I can and no no allergies. I can gobble, yes, sure, I can gobble nuts. Okay, they're going to change a script, dude. That's weird to say. Is it not Nick? Is window seating okay? Window seating? Absolutely. Wonderful choice. The sunset overlooking downtown Greenville is unbelievable. I will warn you though, don't look toward the downtown post office. Will you be celebrating anything special? You know, it's, it'll just be spending, yeah, spending an evening together. Okay, I'll like that, you know, at least you didn't bull-crack me and say, oh, yeah, it's a birthday, it's a thing. No, no, no, no, no, we're going to do some special time,
yeah. That's great. It's time and what we're going to do is we're going to prepare a personalized place card for you and your guest. I have you a Simon that's S E M E. No, no, no, Simon, S I M. Okay, oh, N. Okay. Yeah, okay, S I M O N. So I was spent S E M. Okay, no, no, no, just I, yeah, I'll tell you Simon. What's crazy is your name in Jamaica means yes, sir. You get it. See, man, that's crazy. All right. Anyway, what's the first name of the lucky person joining you for this amazing romantic dinner? May I have to be my wife? It's going to be my wife, Ali. Ali. Okay. A L L Y. Ali, beautiful. I love her bank, by the way. Okay, yes, man. I have it now. Anything you want written beneath her name, you know, something, you know, sweet. Can't wait for dessert, and you know, no, no, I about something like thanks for sticking
with me. I love you. Something to this short and sweet. Very nice. Yeah. Okay. One more question. If, if chef Clark Hendrix were to ask what makes Ali so special, what would you tell him? Oh, wow, there's so much. He infused this into the food. Well, I don't know how you get. She's my best friend. She's the funniest person I know. I'm stubborn. So that makes her stubborn and our stubbornness works together with each other. Simon, you know what's great. There's actually someone who's been listening to this. Who's that? Go ahead. Go ahead. Ali. I, Simon. Hi. Hi. She's not at the restaurant here with me at Odyssey, if that's what you're talking about.
Okay. I don't know. Yeah. I'm not sure what's going on here. Ali, go ahead. Yeah. I'm here. Actually, guys, can I can I tell him that's what I want you to do? Please. Okay. Simon, you're on the radio right now. Actually, this is the rise guys on 933. Please don't be mad. Please do not be mad. Oh, wow. I, we're on the radio right now. Yeah. Okay. I legitimately did not. I think I didn't swear. Well, me too. Thank you. He might have during the break. You're welcome. You're welcome. Now, let's, let's just so you know, you know, she told us a lot about what was going on. And, you know, the letter came in the mail and all this stuff. But, you know, it sounded to me what you said there.
You know, the things you wanted to say, like what you said you wanted to thank her for sticking by you and you love her and all this stuff. And, you know, yeah. And you didn't know you were on the radio. You were saying that to a stranger. You're saying that to Nick Dipples from Greenville Restaurant Weekend. So we believe you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. All of it is 100% true. Yeah. Well, then why didn't you tell me everything? Because I thought if I, I thought if I ignored her, she'd go away. And then when she'd call, I wouldn't answer. And then she left the voicemail. Yeah. And then I deleted it because I didn't want to sit on my phone. And then it was like then she found me on Facebook. And then I thought if I accept her friend request, she'll see, oh, I'm married and she'll leave me alone. But then I would, you know, she just kept contacting me and I tried the end of it. I'm not a very confrontational person as you know.
Right. So I tried, I tried the end of conversation without an argument. And now that I'm saying it out loud and looking back, I know it's a very bad look. And I'm just, I'm, I'm sorry. I handled it. You are my life and I handled this totally wrong. I mean, thank you for saying that. It really, really hurt. I know I know I was hiding in the bathroom all the time. It sounds like. No, I hope not. You know, and then after you went to your sisters, I blocked her number. I blocked her on Facebook. She's gone. I don't want her. I want you. It's a million times over. Please come home. Okay, babe. All right. You're really you're coming home? Yeah, I miss you. I want to come home. I just needed to know that we were in a good place. We are in a guy. Trust me. I love you. We're in a good place. All right. That God, I, she is. I don't know if she's a worker. What's happening right now? But like this is muffled.
Pages crying right now, I think. Yeah, Simon, leave for it right now. Go home to your bride. You really should leave. You know what? I think I will. Yeah. Yeah. It's about enough mush guy. I was ready to hate this guy too, but I believe it. I know. I know. I made vomit seriously. Go home. Go home to this one. She's going to meet you there. Yes, is the rise guys morning show. The best best best best best. Damn. Damn. Damn. And now it's time for the best. The best. Damn audio. Yeah, we're boys. We got some good stuff today. Yeah, man. Yeah, I think there's stuff is so good. Oh man, man. That's a lot of wet himself. Oh, hang on a second. Do you think he's he isn't love me a message? Let me look is you got to have keys to get back in up here. So yeah, I don't have a message. I assume you brought his keys with him.
There he is. Hey, they got that boy. I didn't get a message. I said we had clips so good that you might have wet yourself. Got it. I'm excited. I actually went to fistville and you got to check it out. You got to get a shirt. You have to get one. I went there. That's all I got was this lousy t-shirt. So you got why don't you kick it off with a little court. A little court audio. I guess you'd call it a court interview. Maybe. Well, before or after. If you shut the F up, you might. I know you are a little talkie talking. I know. I need to know. Nobody ever said that teammate on football team. Hey, you're playing too hard today. I got it. I just before after court. No, no, this is what you call a deposition. Okay. A deposition on and you know what? Here's what we'll do. This guy's face is very famous, but it's his voice. Let's see if Paige can figure out who is.
Speaking in this deposition before I wait a minute, fat boy. Do they even say anything? I don't think they do. I think this is the let me write it down. I got a description for it. Is it is a egg? Is that what he says in that one? Is it that says penis? Yes. Okay. Yes. Egg shaped. Yeah. I apologize. I went to the bathroom. Why is he leaving right now? Well, I know I had to go. Sir, according to the police department's probable cause, affidavit one witness described your penis is oval shaped and claim when it was thick towards the bottom, but was thin and small towards the portion and called it egg shaped. So not my words. I apologize, but as Mr. now, John has Mr. Critton has stated that this is it. I'm willing to continue. I said I'm willing to continue. The person being what it be deposited. I don't know what you call it in a despise.
Yes, that's deposition. D. P. actually there being D. P. you know who that was. I couldn't make it out. You couldn't tell. I mean, he didn't speak. But do you know what that deposition was from? If I had to guess, we might have mentioned them earlier. Yes, we did. Jeffrey Epstein. Oh gosh. Yeah, long. That was from one of the depositions that was released where it was, you know, it was being told to them by one of the accusers. by one of the accusers and they were, I guess, trying to find out if the... If it wasn't me. I don't know how they would do that in court though. Like, do they send the judge into the John Wetham? Yeah, go with the baila. Well, is he take a selfie of his... I think he took a picture of Harvey Weinstein during the whole thing and they had the... I think they showed it to the jury. Like, you know, like him naked from the waist down. Well, you know what's crazy because like... What you may call it. And he was rapist.
Stormy Daniels, she described Trumps. Unless you're... Yeah, she did. Why did I do this for you, Paige? All of them kind of do. I mean, if yours does it, I'd see a doctor after four weeks. I don't have one. She did describe it, but I can't remember if it was... She was deposed too, right? Yeah. So she had to talk about it. Deposed? That's the word. It's not deposited. Deposited. Yeah. How about when he says this is done? This lawyer should like, you know what? This is a journey. He just looks over to lawyer. Who's not on the camera? Epstein should have been like, you know what? I'll answer. I'll even show you what it looks like. You'd like... Get dropped, Ralph. I really don't know what they would do to... Maybe that's why they deposed Bill Clinton. He was laughing when he saw the picture of him in the dress. Yeah, but the thing about it is, if you watch that whole thing, if you like watched it on... You know, you change the speed on videos now.
You watch it. He drinks every four seconds. Like, that's the big telltale sign with him. He's constantly drinking. His mouth's getting dry. He's drinking. Hillary was the one who literally was like... I'm mad at my husband right now, but I can't say it right now. Because we ain't really been married in like 25 years. But I still have to... It's like Vince McMahon and Linda McMahon were for years. Well, you know she's pissed because she got her term but she never really got it, you know, and it kind of blew it. Right. He made it all the way. But when he... When his lawyer tried to take the picture away, he grabbed it. I would say... I remember that. That's ridiculous. He said he'd never seen it before. It is odd how they... How people can be so vile and that's okay. I don't know. But here's the question I have though. Is if... If Paige ever had a one-night stand. Come on. It's a serious question. Not with a stranger.
But that's what that is, right? Yeah. Is it? I've never gone to a bar, Matt. Is it a one-night stand? If Paige and I just give do it after the Christmas party and they go back to work and never do it again? I think it is. She ghosted me, maybe. But then she saw me at work and nothing happened. I mean, I have... She was wearing that blue dress I see. It's part of my costume. I have had an indiscretion one night with somebody. Okay. Could you... But I knew him. Could you tell me what it looked like? Don't, but could you? Yeah. Okay, wow. I feel like she really wants to, but she's... No, he was very... Describe it AI and I'll see what it looks like. She said it was handsome. So, we know there's a language barrier in this country. I screwed this up by not being in here on time. I've been... Well, quit peeing so much. And it's coming... I'm drinking a bunch of water, guys. This is coming from an overweight, prediabetic. Okay.
There's a language barrier. So, when you come here, some stuff you just don't know. So, as she trying to say to him, skirt mark or skid mark. Skirt mark. He's having a little trouble. Have you ever heard of a skid mark? Skid mark. Skid mark. No, not skid mark. Skid. A skid mark. So, you don't know what a skid mark is? Skid mark is, no. Okay, ask Siri. Oh, you're Siri. A-I-Gurr. Can I know what that means? A skid mark. And he has a skirt. It's a skid mark with a d- Gurr. Listen, listen, listen. The next time you can say a skid mark. What the f- It's a skid mark because I know. I never, I never... Don't say you've never had a skid mark before. That's a lot. No, I have a skid mark. I know that. For us enough for that. It's enough for meki put.
You had a wedgie. I don't know what the f- He's way you f- He's way you. What? Oh, I was there from 90-day fiance. I don't think so, but. That's fine. That's fine. She's really, you know, drilling them on s-marks, if you will. Skid mark. Skid mark. You already did find that. There's so much borer. I'm telling you. What does this skid mark? What does skid mark? It's like, if we get together with those folks and they could make fun of the way we took, like, I... Oh. But then, my feelings get hurt. I guess I might ruin it. You might want my accents. I don't know. I don't not sound like that. Just skid mark. That's what brings us together, man. Come on. It kinda does. I mean, it really, really, really marks. This is... We're making fun of people with more accents today. I just realized the thing. We've got a little theme. Well, this one here's rough. This video went viral as hell. Why is it so rough? Everywhere, because it happens at a dollar general in Hodges, South Carolina. I know.
Shout out Greenwood. I'm not Google this simply because you said that yesterday. I want to hear it when everybody else does. Wait, if I ain't never something? I had to cut a lot of it out. I'll tell you the bleeps you hear. Obviously, you know, the bleeps that we like to bleep. You know, you'll get a sense for the cuss word. I'll just tell you straight up the other bleeps or racial slurs. I couldn't elude to. So I just straight up bleep them. So were they people of different races fighting or was it of the same race? So different races. Okay. That's where it's bad. There's a lady who, uh, black ladies working at the dollar general running the cashier. The lady in line is a white lady who's, you know, raising hell and making some accusations. Huh. And she got a little feisty. But, uh, here you go. Shout out Greenwood. This dumbass black bitch just hit me with a f***ing can in this dollar general. It's actually what a f***ing day is. Man, I'm f***ing mad. He's me with a f***ing mountain dead can in my f***ing arm.
Warm. Behind the f***ing red shirt. He had the bitch's work here. And I'm not f***ing leaving. You heard that, Dr. Wings? That's because I tried to get his can in mountain buildings and she ripped them and they broke. So I spun you back across Canada. He's like, didn't f***ing drop f***ing talk to you, A.B. You got the f***ing dead? You can roll the can. I can't. You got me, you got me. Hey, hey, you. You've done this f***ing three by eight. And then you got your f***ing dead. You can be you on her. I don't get what you did. You f***ing. Oh no. So somebody, she's on the phone, I guess, with a cop. Maybe I don't know. So somebody else's videoing her. Yeah. So somebody's a videoing the whole thing. And I don't know if the lady or whoever's videoing, which was a dumb explanation, you know. She says the word, you know, the slurred that lady. That's when she says, well, that could be you or her. That could mean any one of you these days. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then you know, kind of, you know, kind of,
So was the lady that said that I have to ask this, was the lady who said that black? No, the black lady works at the store. So the only black person was the lady who works at this store. God. The white ladies in the line. We don't see the, the hurling in the mountain do's or whatever, you know. Right. Oh, of course. I didn't see her or me get hit. Orm. Sounded like the lady lived in the barn. And freaking, it got to the point to where it spreads to where it was. Find out who she is, where she lives, where she works, that type of situation. Because that's how those go now. This is weird when you get into an argument with somebody like we see with their eyes, obviously. I just feel like wonder when blind people get into arguments. What do they call each other? Because they, right? Like what did you used to look like? Like when why people get into arguments, you ginger, you, and then you know, we have the same color here. You Catholic. Oh, you SEC fan. Like you'll find a way to break down something visual or some characteristic. You pick her what? But what, what a blind people do. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now.
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