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But I'm starving.

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Oh crap.

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Ooh, mama wants McDonald's.

Don't you dare.

We said we were both going to eat healthier this year.

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Well, I was supposed to get them yesterday.

Yesterday?

But then the UPS man delivered them to the building

across the street.

So I texted my neighbor, but she's out of town.

So she said her dog walker might be over there.

Your story has become tiresome.

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I thought you said you weren't buying Oreos anymore.

I didn't.

I mean, they're the new protein Oreos with fiber.

Sure.

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The two people up for the role was him and Timothy Shalame.

And Tom Holland got it because he had training in ballet.

Stop and looked more.

That's why he got the role as part of it.

Oh, the ironing.

It's crushing me.

It's actually crushing me right now.

Welcome to the Gaelie Does.

You're weekly shot of pop culture,

dick jokes and general homosexual foolishness.

I'm Maddie and I'm Poodle.

And we're long time squirrel friends

and we're here to etch him a K-chall,

even though we have little to no qualifications to do so.

Speaking of no qualifications at all,

I am about to talk about something

that it really bothers me that I've noticed this week

but also don't, I need your input on this.

So I've recently, that's what I'm here for.

That's what you're here for.

I've recently started going, I'm a gay man.

That's my job on earth is to opinion

or do a opine on things that I don't usually know about.

Intentious, intelligent and immensely feminine gay man.

I just heard intelligent.

Okay, they are the, they are the, they are the most.

Yeah.

Anyway, you are a modern day dandy.

I would love to do that.

I would think that.

Just walk around.

You have to dress a little more dandyish

but that's a problem.

That's the thing, it just, if I had a dresser,

it would be very different.

Where's someone just to put me in things?

Well, did you finish your trader application?

Because it's one sleep running at last night

but I'm gonna do it tonight.

Okay.

Tonight is technically our night off.

It is.

I'm gonna see a friend in Long Beach

and you know those Long Beach boys.

You know, why are you going down there?

They're traveled from New York, so I'll go Long Beach.

Anyway, that's not from New York to Long Beach.

Wedding.

Oh, wedding this weekend.

I was gonna say New Yorkers are like,

they think Long Beach is slumming it.

Oh, I love Long Beach.

I'm saying they do.

They do, yeah.

Anyway, you way laid me.

I'm out of way laid myself.

Yeah, you did.

So I've been recently, I've been trying, you know,

with 47 having them like, okay, we gotta get in the gym,

we gotta develop a little more workout routine

besides Pilates.

And so I can get those noodle arms.

Exactly.

So I've been going to the gym more.

I'm going to fitness.

I am, of course.

That's where all the hot guys go.

Really?

Well, it's the hot guys I like.

But, because I usually like men that don't have money.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna meet at Equinox,

some doctor and in the closet.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, so anyway,

I'm really worried about the youth of our world.

For many reasons, but, yeah.

They are not wearing proper footwear in the gym.

Everyone is wearing these night, those like,

they're wearing converses like the 1950s converse shoes.

Took to the gym.

Those do not have enough support.

Thank you.

Firstly, if you're lifting something.

Thank you.

I've seen this guy's just like,

straight guy to this huge, straight guy's just dead lifting,

just wearing these normal everyday shoes.

Meanwhile, I'm on the treadmill with my five inch hokas

because I need it for my niece.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

They'll learn.

They're gonna learn the hard way.

Don't like it.

It stresses me out.

It's better than, it's better than sometimes

when you see them in slides.

Have you seen that?

Yes, yes.

They're just, this actually gets a little larger problem

of people walking around in pajamas.

That's true.

People do work out in pajamas at the gym.

Thank you.

This is unlocked a large problem.

I don't even set foot in the airport controversy

of people walking around in pajamas and sloppers.

I'm not here for your nap.

If you've got maybe little kids in your flying overnight,

sure, let them have a fun plane trip

wearing their pajamas.

Although my mother always taught me

to dress well for the plane.

I think that's, to me,

that is a little bit of an outdated concept.

I do think you should,

it should not look like you're going to a slumber party.

I will say that.

But I, just in general,

I feel like there is an abundance of people

wearing sleepwear on the streets.

And I think that you saw in the movie Idiocracy,

if you remember, everyone just walking around.

How long ago is that movie?

It feels like yesterday, just to be honest.

But it's this idea of wearing slides everywhere

and it, and it's just,

I'm just like, how did you not fall out of them?

I do the twirl.

I just like.

The beach.

I'm telling you, lack of, lack of,

I feel so old saying this,

but yes, I really do say the gym,

you guys got to protect your ankles, protect your feet.

Well, what if a barbell drops on those toes and that slide?

They'll be fine in a week.

Me?

Several months.

Several months.

Well, thanks for getting me riled up.

Well, luckily, I think we actually have

something a little more calming today.

Poodle, what is the word of the gay?

Today's word of the gay is

Gable Hood.

Now, now we're not talking about West Hollywood.

We're not house kitchen.

Our Castro, the Castro.

We're not.

We're talking about Mr. Rogers' neighborhood today,

Friday the 20th, Fred Rogers,

Presbyterian minister who was born

and known a consummate Farter.

Really?

His wife talked, I think his wife talked about it

and she was like, he farted a lot.

Wow.

Yeah.

Well, you know, well, there you go.

I wasn't expecting that.

Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting this.

Now, we both grew up watching.

I mean, you have Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, yes.

Yes, and I have watched.

But I think what we wanted to talk about today,

you had found a little thing talking about.

A lot of people don't wreck no,

just kind of starting off like his thoughts about

us rainbow folk and yeah, I don't think about it is.

You have to take into context a lot of this.

This is someone, this is someone who grew up in the 50s

and who was putting his show on in the 60s and 70s.

Yeah.

And so it's a little bit of taking a message out of context

if you're like, what did Mr. Rogers think

about queer people?

Well, that's true, yeah.

So it's kind of like, I look at his, look at his,

what he said, you are fine exactly the way you are.

You are unique, I love you just the way you are.

You can't really get away from that.

That's a pretty strong message of empathy

and radical empathy, I would say.

And I think one of the big things that people were saying

is remember they had the police officer,

officer Clemens was a black gay man.

And Mr. Rogers actually said,

after word got back that Clemens was supported in a gay bar,

Mr. Rogers says, could you maybe avoid these venues

because it might bring negative attention to the show,

this being a kid's show and this is,

oh, this isn't the 60s.

This is especially when, well, I was gonna say,

this is back when everybody thought gay people

were pedophiles, exactly.

And I want to say this is a different now.

But yeah, and here's the thing, y'all,

this, there wasn't, this was,

this was basically pre-stone wall to an extent.

So there was no way, but this also,

this is someone, Fred Rogers had the officer,

the black gay office, police officer come out

and they were in a waiting pool to protest segregation of pools.

Yeah, on television.

He was very active politically as well.

Like I, in prepping for this, I didn't realize,

the reason that people are able to record television shows

on their VCRs was because he swayed the Supreme Court

because there was a whole thing about it

where they television or networks were saying,

I don't want, we don't want our stuff recorded on VCR tape

that someone could use and take that and he said,

but this is something to show to people,

children's show to their family.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Poodle.

I can't do the pod today.

I can't, you'll have to do it alone, calm down.

Today's my birthday and I have absolutely nothing to wear.

Nothing, my closet is full and I have nothing, nothing.

Okay, stop singing.

Your closet is full of things you bought impulsively,

wore once and then emotionally abandoned.

Those are not clothes, those are receipts.

Accuracy is not helpful right now.

I'm at a loss, Poodle, which means I'm asking you for advice.

Help me, Poodle, one canobie, you're my only hoe.

You mean hope.

I was right the first time.

That's fair.

What is your birthday and this is the one day

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Last year you peed on my front door.

It was more about christening.

That's a nice thing.

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So I also didn't know that progressive

before someone was progressive, basically.

Yes.

And he really, I think didn't he,

at least when I watched the Tom Hanks documentary,

he came out about two years ago.

I watched both.

And I just recently watched the Tom Hanks movie on a plane.

I never saw it.

It's great.

It's great.

I mean, it's not like, I think it probably would have made

me more emotional if you weren't watching it on a plane

listening to, you know, all the plane shit around you.

People fart and scream and talk loudly about TPS reports.

Yes.

In there pajamas.

In there pajamas.

But he, he was actually,

which shows hopefully his story can empower us.

He was horrified about what he was seeing on TV.

Kind of the way I feel like people are seeing,

like reacting now, it's very similar to what was on social media.

And he was horrified by that.

He was disgusted by it.

And he wanted to put something that he thought would be good

for kids to see in the world.

Yeah.

So.

Well, and I have three more words to,

if you're talking about Mr. Rogers and queerness or whatever,

Lady Elaine Fairchild.

What else needs to be said?

What else needs to be said?

Dicke icon.

A Dicke icon, not a radish, but a Dicke.

A Dicke icon.

That's a, that's a good one.

We're going to have to reuse that one.

Dicke, a Dicke on series.

But from the nose to the weirdo personality and the voice,

then you had little Daniel Tiger, who was so shy.

There is, and also this person,

he transcended humanity in that remember.

I don't, I remember when this,

I remember he had seen probably old clips.

I don't know if it was alive when it happened.

I can't remember.

But he was one of the few people that,

as soon as Coco, the gorilla saw him,

she just, I remember watch,

if you've never seen it, it's really, it'll make you cry.

Because anything related to Coco makes me cry.

So Coco would watch Mr. Rogers.

And so as soon as she saw Mr. Rogers,

she immediately gave him the biggest hug and wrapped him in a hug.

And then she took his shoes off

because that's what Mr. Rogers always did on his show.

I'm going to burst into tears.

You want me to cry and involves primates of any type.

Well, I'll find the video or it says it to you anyway.

So Coco was a real one.

Coco, what's a real one?

What's a real one?

Yeah, rest in power.

Coco or Mr. Rogers or both of them, both of them.

Anyway, we could all use a little more Fred Rogers these days.

We could.

And that was your word of the gay.

Gaper Hood, word of the gay.

All right, y'all.

The Oscars happened this week.

So you know what time it is.

It's time for awards, awards, awards.

Horses.

God, it's really hard to say.

Bada, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Horses.

Horses.

Now it sounds like award sores.

You named it.

Don't come at me.

I know.

And you're the one that fucked it up.

It's like TikTok all over again.

It is.

Awards, horses, awards.

Horses.

I'm not really going to say it again.

Where are we?

So this was the Oscar Awards this week, the.

I believe it's a 98th.

Yep.

Which that's kind of cool.

We're going to be alive to see one of the 100th Oscars.

Will we?

You know, that's fair.

That's very, very fair.

What do you think?

I thought overall it was the lowest Oscar since 2022.

Yeah, but it's just going that way.

It's just going that way.

They'll be in YouTube in two years.

Actually, and I am actually looking forward to that.

Because when I watch the actor awards, formerly known as the Saga Awards,

that's streamed live on Netflix.

The thing about when they're on YouTube.

It's like you're doing a commercial for them.

Well, no, but what I noticed with the live on Netflix,

but the whole point of it being streamed,

it's okay if they go over time.

Someone gets played off with their speech.

Good point.

Like what we had.

So I actually think it's going to be a better off.

We're so bad.

They were so bad.

I think it's going to be a better Oscars because people aren't fucking worried about that.

I liked it at one point where there was someone speaking.

And then as soon as they were going to get to go to the non-English speaker,

it went, it was so aggressive.

It was so aggressive.

And I just busted out laughing.

And they're like, wait, wait.

It's, I'm ready for that to be gone.

I'm ready for that.

I agree.

So yeah.

But with this award, I thought it was,

I didn't think it was like a stupendous Oscars.

Yeah.

I'm talking about two things.

I do think there were some nice surprises in awards.

But I don't know.

Like the sketches and the skits and the models.

All those fell flat for me.

Yeah.

Just kind of made the road for me.

The Kunro Brian intro worked for me,

where he was being chased by the kids.

That worked.

I thought that was funny.

That was funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was your overall thoughts.

Similar.

Similar.

I liked.

I liked that.

That there was, there was some surprises in some firsts.

Like the fact that a woman has never won for cinematography ever.

I did not realize how much that would move me.

A woman of color.

And the first Filipino woman.

A autumn, derolled.

Let me rock.

I'll come.

I'll come.

I'll come.

Yeah.

You know what?

I thought, you know what?

We did that.

Look, I haven't been on set as many as much as a lot of people.

I haven't been on set quite a few times.

And I realized when she won, I've never seen a woman behind a camera ever.

And I just didn't need, it's one of those things that you just, if you're not a woman,

you're not seeing it.

So I'm glad that A, she won, but also now that's something I'm thinking about and on my mind, you know.

Yeah.

It's very moving to me.

And when she asked all the women to stand up, I loved it.

Yeah.

They didn't play her off.

No, they did not.

That would have been poor form.

They did not, they did not play her off.

No.

I was, now I was very excited for Michael B. Jordan.

Oh, yeah.

Me too.

I think his speech was great.

I loved it.

Did you see him point at Jesse Plemons?

No, I didn't notice that.

And you know why?

They were on Friday night lights together.

That's how long it was.

You did for kids.

Children.

Like I saw Susan Lucci post.

And I was like, why is Susan Lucci posting about Michael B. Jordan?

Because he was on the soap opera.

One life to live.

One life to live.

All my children, sorry.

All my children.

She's like, he's part of it.

And I went, wow, this guy's been doing this.

He's been in the biz for quite a long time.

Ever.

Yeah.

Ever.

Yeah, I was really happy for him.

I was, I was really happy for, I got to say, one of my, the, did you ever see Frankenstein?

The, no, the costumes, production design.

They went for hair and makeup.

They, I was so happy.

They were.

I knew they were going to win.

Because the movie, the movie was so visually unbelievable.

And the production site was no, in their production was no CGI.

It was all sets.

Oh, wow.

That's cool.

All sets that were, but you really should see it.

It's not the perfect movie, but it's beautiful.

I think about seeing it like when I want to play in or something.

I was like, I don't want to watch this movie.

I don't want to play and I want to watch it on a big TV.

But see it, see it, just for, to be a Goths costumes alone, which were all designed almost

out of inspired by insects, because that's what she was obsessed with.

Oh, that's, oh, it was incredible.

And I was really happy about that.

I wanted to get fucked by Frankenstein.

You thought it was just Dracula.

No, I kind of always wanted to get fucked by Frankenstein.

Most monsters actually.

I got a guy.

Yeah.

Oh, Wolfman.

Even Swamp Thing.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I think I'd take any monster.

Mer-man?

I think that's Swamp.

No, there's Swamp Thing.

Oh, I don't think I want Swamp Thing.

The Mer-man.

The Mer-man.

The Mer-man.

Good mouth action.

Oh.

Yeah.

I'd fuck any monster.

Although, but Swamp Thing could tie you up with his tendrils.

Chafing.

Chafing.

Very dry mouth.

Really dry mouth.

Yeah.

Would give a terrible blow job.

I mean, just like, no.

And the dick would, and the dick would probably fall off.

Yeah.

So that is, that's, that's one.

That's where I won't go.

That's where we've.

Every other monster, yes.

Bad part goes without saying.

Um, I don't know if you would fuck a ghost

because you wouldn't feel it.

Wouldn't you?

I woke up with Phantom Bruises.

So something's happening.

All right.

Might not have been aware or consented.

But something happened.

Something happened.

All right.

Let's finish this up.

Let me just, a couple, one, one bid I did love.

Um, was when Sigourney Weaver was looked at Kate Hudson

with baby Yoda.

It was so weird and went, get away from him.

You bitch.

I enjoyed that.

That I enjoyed.

I did enjoy, um, what's her name from Vogue calling?

Anna Winsor is not a what's her name?

Come on.

But when Anna Winsor called her Emily.

Yes.

That was funny.

I thought that was really funny as well.

And how do we look great?

I, she actually, I think was my favorite dress of the night.

So mine was a similar dress and that was Rose Byrne.

Because it was just even nice.

But yeah.

I actually, it's to her or L-fanning.

L-fanning dress and the styling and the jewelry.

It was kind of like a white night.

Everything with like a lot of white stuff.

A lot of the men were wearing broaches.

Broaches.

Yeah.

It was a broochish.

I love wearing a brooch when I dress up.

So what do you think about the in memoriam?

I thought it was one of the better constructed ones in a really long time.

I like that they kind of, you know, some people, some people, you know,

were upset that some actors weren't given as much time.

People are going to always complain about that.

Like somebody like they didn't like, did they, I think they showed James Vanderbake,

but they didn't like show like they, they're like, you should do a bit,

you should have stopped the way you did about Robert Redford.

And let's be fair.

And unlike that's, let's be fair.

Robert Redford is, he changed cinema.

Yeah.

He changed, it wasn't just being an actor, the, his son dance.

Like he supported independent, like he is a, he is a pillar.

I would think of cinema.

I don't, I don't love to get into the weeds about who needs more time and blah, blah, blah.

Just, I, I just thought it was produced well.

And I love what they did about Rob Reiner with everybody out there.

Just, it was very moving.

Yeah.

Um, and Babs, the story that, that, that she told Barbara Streisand told about him,

Robert, we're calling her Babs.

Mm-hmm.

It was a nice thing.

She needs to, we need to work on Barbara's hair.

I thought she, I thought she was doing a little bit like,

it was like Barbara 30 years ago, styling, yeah.

But it, it looked just frizzy, but it's Barbara Streisand.

So I can't, it's Barbara Streisand.

She sounded pretty decent for an 83 year old woman.

Totally.

Yeah.

Totally.

Um, what other, um, I got to talk about.

Did you see Lisa Reiner's dress made of hair?

I didn't see it.

Oh.

No.

It, it looks like someone shaved her their pubes and it fell on her.

It looked terrible.

I hated it.

I hated it.

I loved Zendaya.

The brown dress and the hair.

She always looks great.

She always does.

More on her later.

Uh, Jesse Buckley.

Uh, that dress.

That kind of pink dress with the little red.

Oh, yeah.

I like, I love a pink red moment.

Yeah.

And what, Gaye wanted to me one of the best speeches the night.

Um, did you hear that Ireland flew her family in?

No, she said, I know.

She said it.

And didn't she actually speak gay like?

Yes.

And that's the first time I think we've ever had that spoken in the, uh, an Oscar ceremony.

So that was cool.

Incredible.

I just got, I, y'all, if you haven't seen that movie, the movie isn't perfect.

It's actually a great movie, I think.

But her performance is absolutely incredible.

You, it's, I think I saw it on peacock or something.

It's, it's on.

So they're all out.

Watch.

It's fantastic.

They're all out.

My mom, I call my mom.

I said, Hey, mom, what you doing?

Oh, I'm watching that movie.

Hammer.

Do you think she'll get it?

I don't know.

She said it's supposed to be good.

Just say it's supposed to be good.

But it's, it's not, it's not exactly her philosophy.

Um, well, it's about it.

It's about a woman who's in a different, who is kind of in a different time.

And she's having to rely on what she's having to do to kind of survive.

She probably relate to it for when my dad left her.

Yeah.

When Shakespeare has to go to the city.

Yeah.

Just like when your father left me.

Not personalizing it at all.

Um, can we, I want to say one more thing.

I'm sorry.

Do you want to?

And actually, friend of the friend of the pod.

Uh, uh, Ben from watch a crap and his husband, Dom was one of the dancers.

Yes.

Uh, in the sinners, the sinners performance.

I was captivated.

A by the music.

Yeah.

B by the dancers.

But most importantly, whoever it was that fucking cinematographer and the director that filmed it.

Yeah.

They made it, they made it as close to the movie I thought as they could.

Um, I've got goosebumps again, just talking about it.

Yeah.

I watched that section like three times because I was mesmerized.

Can I say one thing about that?

Sure.

I wonder.

Because it's obviously the Oscars is a, is a, this is the only kind of note I had about it.

The Oscars and advertisement for the movies and for people to get people who have not seen these movies to see them.

I wondered if people would get it.

I had not, if it would make someone watch.

Because to me, I had to understand what was going on in the movie.

That was supposed to be black culture and art going forward and backward.

And I understood that because it was filmed that way.

I don't know if I would have gotten that if I had never seen the movie.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

I don't know how you would.

Yeah.

I don't know how to give an opinion because I already watched it.

But I think it was super impressive.

I just don't know if it was a commercial for the movie or not.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, the fact that it was, it, the fact though, they're saying that people,

even if they didn't know the movie, probably if they thought it was a really great performance.

Like I said, I watched it two or three times and not because it referenced the movie.

Because I just loved watching how the camera work went in and out.

Right.

I think it was less of a performance though and of a vocal performance.

And more of a visual.

Oh, yeah, that's what I loved the moment.

Yeah.

So I just, no, I just wonder, but I'm saying I wonder if you can divorce that from the film.

I don't know.

I thought it was a smart thing and that the visual so much is so there's so much visual

now on culture and social media.

I totally agree.

I could see that like being that little clip being shared and stuff a lot.

So maybe I don't know.

It's a fair question.

I guess I just was just wondering could this sell that movie to someone who hadn't seen it?

All I know is when they brought up misty mother fucking Copeland at the end and,

and just looking at Timothy Chalamet's face, that was Chef's kiss.

He looked awful.

He looked awful.

I hate the same same jacket slash oversized suit combo.

Please retire at Timotay.

I hate it.

Yeah.

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I'm trying to make any any other looks.

I think that's.

I was right.

Nothing else was nothing like.

Moved me as much.

Yeah.

Was this ho hum.

I think looks Oscar thing.

Yeah.

It was a ho hum.

Oscars.

All right.

Shall we move on?

What do you win to?

Well, speaking of Zendaya.

The new Spider-Man trailers out and I've watched it four times.

Tell us about it.

Spider-Man.

Brand new day.

Brand new day.

Spider-Man brand new day.

July 31st, 2026.

Was it a company by the song?

Start it by a brand new day.

Was that the soundtrack?

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Okay.

It was not because they're trying to market this to younger people.

So.

Start it by a brand new day.

It's.

Okay.

When we last left Spider-Man.

You know, if you're.

Which if you haven't.

If you didn't see the last Spider-Man film, it's wonderful.

I didn't see it.

You did not.

No.

It's.

I actually think you would love it.

The way they bring in.

I haven't seen any.

Any Tom Holland.

Spider-Man movie.

And I don't know why.

Because I really enjoy Tom Holland.

They're the best ones.

They're the best ones.

I love him.

You know, I've seen him in when he's in the Avengers.

And he's playing Spider-Man.

And I'm like, he's a great Spider-Man.

I should watch those movies.

He is.

I'm not.

I'm not drawn towards.

And you know why.

I wrote it enough.

The two people up for the role was him and Timothy Chalamet.

And Tom Holland got it because he had training in ballet.

And looked up.

That's why he got the role.

Spider-Man.

Oh, the ironing.

It's crushing me.

It's actually crushing me right now.

It's pretty cool.

Fuck yourself.

So anyway, so tell us about the trailer spoiler.

Where the way the movie ends is Doctor Strange erases everyone's knowledge that because

everybody knows that Peter Parker and Spider-Man are the same person.

Yeah.

And that's ruining not only Peter Parker's life, but everyone else's life.

Got it.

So this is a brand new day.

And so the trailer is about he's living his life where no one knows who he is.

You know, he's not, you know, in the movies and day was his girlfriend.

She doesn't know who he is.

His best friend doesn't know he is.

Like none of the Avengers know who he is.

Only he knows.

None of the Avengers know he is.

Aunt May died.

Marisa Tome died in the last trailer.

Well, you should have watched it.

It's such an epic.

The way what's great about what I love about the Spider-Man and what they're doing with this trailer.

They, I think more than any other Marvel property.

They have taken their fucking, they take their time and they don't rush a story.

And you might get a call back or something that pays off two movies later

from something that happened in a character.

Yeah.

I appreciate that.

The Punisher, John Berthonol is in it.

Baron Thal.

Baron Thal.

That's what I said.

Do you said Berthonol?

Berthonol.

Which sounds like a pregnancy drug.

It does sound like Berthonol.

But he's the Punisher and I know you want him to be such a quite deeply.

Yeah.

Also, there's a very just gratuitous shirtless scene of Tom Holland.

And I'll take it.

I never really thought of him as like musely, but oh my God.

Someone's, I'm into him.

Someone's grown up.

I was feeling that my spotter senses were tingling, you know, down in my poop shoes.

So I'll have to watch it.

Gross.

Well, I will say I don't think it's going to pay off as much if you have it.

At least watched the last two Spider-Man movies.

So I really think you should watch all of them before you do it.

That's a lot of homework.

Well, what else are you going to do?

Just just going to watch Howard's end again.

How many times did you watch heated rivalry?

A lot.

Yeah.

So you could watch the fucking Spider-Man movies.

You can take another rewatch.

All right, Poodle, what's he into?

Whoa.

I'm into, I don't know if you saw this.

You know how I love Scooby-Doo, right?

You do.

Love Scooby-Doo.

The new Netflix is another reboot.

It was announced last year, but the cast is out for the new Scooby-Doo series at Netflix.

McKenna Grace was already attached to play Daphne.

She was on Sabrina.

She's been in a lot of little things like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was on Young Sheldon.

She was wonderful.

Yes.

So she was announced a bunch of other very talented young actors.

But the idea here is it's a modern adaptation or reimagining.

And let me just read this.

It's very interesting.

During their final summer at camp, old friends, Shaggy and Daphne get embroiled in a haunting

mystery surrounding a lonely, lost, great-dane puppy that may have been witnessed to a supernatural

murder.

Together with pragmatic and scientific townie, Velma, and the strange kid but ever so new

handsome, new kid, Freddie, they set up to solve the case that is pulling each of them

into a creepy nightmare and threatens to expose all their secrets.

Oh, God.

I'm into it.

I love this a lot.

Well, you talked about the cast.

Who's going to play Scooby?

A puppy.

Well, they should have announced it.

It's a puppy.

It's called Scooby-Doo.

Also, this better not CGI the dog.

This is a real problem, y'all.

Oh, wow.

They're probably going to.

No.

It's a, you can just cast a dog.

Bring back training dogs.

I never knew that Scooby-Doo was.

I didn't know Scooby-Doo was supposed to be a great dane.

Where have you been?

I just thought that Scooby-Doo was a dog.

Just a regular dog.

No, it's a great dane.

Really?

It's a mut.

I never knew that.

They make reference to it a lot.

Have you ever watched Scooby-Doo?

It scared me.

You know, that's the problem.

You weren't inoculated into horror at all.

That was, that was a, Scooby-Doo was a child's reckoning with the world.

Where things, things were scary.

And you had to, you had to kind of like negotiate with things that were scary.

It was introducing kids to the concept of bad things in the world.

And so you said, no thanks.

Give me polyanna.

Yeah.

Okay.

They aired on the Disney Channel actually.

I don't even fucking.

Two Scooby-Doo.

I know you did.

Yeah.

Well, that sounds interesting, actually.

I'd watch it.

Will you?

Yeah.

I'd watch it.

I started to watch Wednesday.

I didn't watch Thanksgiving yet.

I'm very excited about it.

It's Greg Berlanti doing it.

Oh, yeah.

So be queen.

And I'm just asking you.

They probably are still feeling, please don't see G either dog.

Please don't see G either dog.

Well, if you had done right and fucked the right people, maybe you could be fucking Greg Berlanti

and telling him how you wanted this to.

Yeah.

But he likes, he likes little twinkies.

He's married to that soccer star and they have a baby.

Yeah.

They got a baby.

Every gay needs a baby.

Got to have the two gaybies.

I really like most things he does.

But he did so much of the all the CW comic book stuff.

All right.

Now that I'm salty, let's do a bit your bow down.

All right.

I'm reaching your bowing down.

I am bowing down this week.

Maybe I'll go first.

Something that just happened.

Do you remember the song by Afro Man?

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

Yeah.

Well, he.

I heard about this story.

And so like, what is great?

It's like a reality show.

This story is like, and it just wrapped up yesterday in court.

But basically, he deputies from...

I don't know what the word is, because I want to say it.

From the Adams County Sheriff's Office in Ohio,

they executed a warrant in his home.

And there was allegations of drug trafficking and kidnapping.

Right.

No events was found.

But what happened?

There was a lot of shady shit.

Like, they took a bag of money from his home.

And like they had.

And then when it was returned, he noticed it was $400 short.

Uh-oh.

Of money.

The police officer, she even admitted that it was, quote, lighter than when they found it.

Oh, my God.

So what he did...

Because being unethical.

And instead of letting it go,

he took the ring footage of his, of them invading his home

and is making diss track music videos.

The most popular one is called...

Oh, I love it.

... is called Lemon Pound Cake.

And that's the one because there was a Lemon Pound Cake like on the counter.

And in the court, in the trial, it was like a...

First of all, he's dressed in a suit.

Yes, I've seen the clips.

That's just like USA.

And also to y'all, this isn't like some...

Yes, he's doing it.

This isn't just him clapping back just to get popular.

The guy fucking knows his rights.

He knows his laws.

And he knows that he was treated unfairly.

So what's kind of great in court,

that he's really giving it to them.

But my favorite part is at one point,

one of the attorneys is asking the police office.

So anyway, so he made these diss tracks.

Then the police officers tried to sue Afro man for making diss tracks,

saying it hurt and maligned them.

And in the court...

For speech, morons.

Exactly.

And that's what he knows.

And the ring camera, it's all his footage.

Yeah.

And so the attorney was talking to...

I think he was asking one of the police.

So which part of the diss track offended you?

Was it when he mentioned...

You're...

Let me see.

It says here receding hairline or your pudgy butt.

And it's just like going...

Anyway, y'all, he won.

Afro...

They didn't win at all.

After him.

He won everything.

This is wonderful.

So if you haven't listed a lemon pound cake,

I highly recommend it.

And that's my bow down for the week.

Good job, Afro man.

What about you, pudo?

Are you bitching or bowing down?

Um, I'm bitching.

Uh, I need...

I need...

I have something on my heart.

Um, I got a note today.

There's this collective that I'm part of.

And Los Angeles.

It's mostly writers.

And...

And we have like little meetings and things like that.

And someone usually hosts

who usually has a big,

big enough house to have them.

And I kind of worked hard to get into this

because you have to be invited.

And, uh...

So...

So I...

I can't beat...

Not really.

Um...

I wouldn't have, though.

But collectives are just full of gay people.

Anything that says...

Anything that says blah, blah, blah, collective...

It's like a writer's collective.

You know, it's a little pretentious and full of gay people.

Yeah, and a little culty.

And so, uh...

So...

They're...

They're announced this.

And it's gonna be the same person's house that was last time.

Now...

Well, good.

Last time...

I...

It said...

Dinner will be provided.

Oh, last time I walked in...

And there was a grazing table.

Are you aware of what a grazing table is?

They were like last year's trend.

It's not a dinner.

You're seeing them?

Like...

It's like a...

Kind of like an amped up sharkuterie.

Yeah, it's a whole table filled...

That someone...

This woman actually paid for it.

Um...

So...

You...

I love them, actually.

I love them, but they're not dinner.

Why do you love them?

Oh, I love a grazing table.

Because you can just give what you want, drink some wine and talk to people.

It's unsanitary.

Also, as soon as...

As soon as...

I never thought about that.

As soon as...

As soon as there are holes in it, it looks awful.

That's the thing.

It looks like a piece of shit as soon as...

And last time when we were all waiting, we had to...

We had to wait for the woman who was...

Who had...

Who had paid for the grazing table for her to see it.

Because she was running late, so we had to wait.

So we couldn't touch the grazing table.

Well, that's...

So, y'all, it's basically sharkuterie.

Then there's like this random, like, whole pepper.

Like, I'm not going to eat a whole bell pepper.

And there's a fucking artichoke on the table.

I'm like, what am I going to do?

Know on that?

There's a line between decoration and food.

And this whole thing is crossing it.

It's not a meal.

And I already talked to my friend who's also in this and says,

we're going to eat dinner beforehand if there's...

In case there's another fucking grazing table.

So the other thing is, you cannot actually talk

when you're trying to pile up several pieces of sharkuterie

onto a cracker and hold a drink and try to actually say something of substance.

It's impossible.

So you're going to get no food the whole time.

That's...

And there's a lot of waste.

There is a lot of waste.

I don't like them.

I used to like them and you've ruined them for me.

Stop trying to have them.

It's a visual thing.

It's done after 15 minutes.

Just have a couple sharkuterie boards.

You're better and just so much fucking waste.

At the end of the night, this table looked like a dog had run through it

and no one...

And everyone was hungry.

Sorry to end the show that way, but I...

I think...

It's the next meeting.

Two weeks.

Well, we...

I'll be eating...

I'll be eating advance.

We'll be expecting an update here on the Galey Dose.

I don't...

I don't think she'll do it because we all talk shit about it.

Well, that's almost the end of this show, but I feel like...

We don't do this normally a lot, but I feel like...

I don't know if it's a retraction or rather a correction on our part

from last week's show.

What would we say?

You and I did not get that Casey Musgrave's lyric that H means horny.

Well, you actually...

We went worse and said that it was her coming out as bisexual.

That's what I read.

I did a Google.

You're the first Googler.

You're the first Googler.

I'm the first Googler.

Legendarily bad.

I think you should be prohibited from doing it.

Also, can you not look at the first AI piece of shit answer that you get?

I didn't do.

I did an actual Google.

No.

It was all wrong.

Anyway.

She meant I'm horny with a capital...

Sorry, not horny.

I'm lonely with a capital H means...

She's horny.

She is horny.

Which I think was oblivious or obvious to everyone but us.

I'm glad I did not try to come up with the...

I did not try to out her as bisexual, though, like you did.

I did say when I said it, I don't know if that's true or not.

Anyway.

Didn't stop you from saying it.

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That was your Gaili Dose this week and congratulations!

You've made it through another one!

So...

Let's weekend. Go to your friends.

I don't know. Barbecue.

And if there's a grazing table, just throw it out.

Just like start pushing it off the table.

Okay.

Push it into the garbage.

Because that's as good as it is.

Or maybe watch a rerun of Mr. Rogers and calm yourself.

Or Scooby-Doo.

Or Scooby-Doo.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But no matter what, wherever you are y'all, as we always say...

Keep going, Queens!