The Hardline- Rant Revival; serial butt sniffer

0:00Hi, I'm Sam Slayton, CEO of Sante Center for Healing. Now for 30 years, Sante Center has helped individuals and families find recovery from addiction and rediscover life. Left untreated, addiction is a fatal disease. Please find out more about Sante or talk with the counselor anytime at SanteCenter.com. It is 5-15. It was Thursday. And that means it is rant revival day. And that stars our three kings of the rant. Gen X, Davy, Snake cocaine, and of course the one and the only. Fuz tummy doesn't hurt anymore. Gordon Keith. Brought to you by. Eat C's marketa bakery. What was that the story you guys went with when I said you were battling an epic dump.

1:01I agree. Good lord. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. That wasn't the reason, but I had to get over to the muse or bunker and was kind of far away. What's the state of the bunker? The bunker is struggling. It's struggling a little bit. It's in disrepair. It's in disarray, I would say more than anything else. Okay. It's got a lot of motorcycle parts everywhere. No, no. What about bunker tortoise? She's doing well. She's still in her summer hiatus right now where she's not doing much of anything just hiding in the shade. Sweet good for her. Yeah. All right, well, this is the rant revival. Also the end of e-news. And by the way, Gordon Keith can be seen on Twitch tonight, I believe. Oh yes, that's right. 735 this evening, twitch.tv slash actual Gordon Keith, which is my username there.

2:06And we hang out and have fun and do touching tributes to people who have passed away and we cry and laugh. Glorious tonight. Sometimes with Monty, sometimes with Donnie, sometimes with Corby or Dave or Sure. Whoever else we call. So glorious tonight. Yes, glorious tonight. And we will look back at her beautiful career. Indie. Oh, so beautiful. Okay, so to end e-news, did you know that Luke Bryan has a new album coming out September 18th? It's an album called Signs. Are you typing? He's keeping records. Yeah, you don't need to do a transcript of this. The album's called Signs. Okay. And so, So Luke Bryan. What an annoying sound that is. Man, my dad still does that. God. So Luke Bryan. Is it a tie prider? Yeah. Yeah, he types everything. It's awesome. Is he Amish? Back to Davie. No, he's not Amish. He's a dude.

3:07So Luke Bryan was on. There are dudes that are on. Yeah, fair point. Sorry Dave. Take six. Luke Bryan was on Theo Vans podcast. And he threatened to get physical with people who have accused him of using AI on one of his new songs on the album Signs called. Trunks. No, it's called Fish Hunt Golf Drink. Oh my God. And so he says this whole narrative got started. And that's the crazy thing about where we are with social media. They started a narrative that we AI did. And we didn't. We wrote the damn song. And so this is the song he's talking about. If it wasn't for the tax man, one for the bills. If it wasn't for the traffic and my windshield.

4:09If there wasn't always somewhere to be. And my life was really up to me. If I could have it my own way, you know. Let me tell you how every day would go. Fish Hunt Golf Drink. Golf Spring No Summer. I'll be living it up and living it all the country. Boys dream. Fish Hunt Golf Drink. Yeah. So he's talking about what he would do every day. If he could. If he wasn't, he wasn't a millionaire who had to make music. He would fish hunt and golf drink every day. I'd eat in there somewhere. And so he said the damn thing got so much negativity. I mean, cheeseburgers or something. You get one or two kids with a bunch of followers that say we AI it.

5:10And the whole world goes to that narrative. And then he's talking about the people that have been criticizing him. He says they're looking at the camera and they're like, I hate you. I'm watching it and I'm like, I can see your face. If I see you one day, I'm going to effing knock the S out of you. Mm hmm. So he's talking about how it's not just keyboard warriors now. People are like doing videos criticizing artists. And he's about had enough. Well, I don't blame him. I mean, I'm not a fan of Luke Bryan by any means. But if you're writing your own songs is ridiculous as they may sound. Could AI come up with a song that bad? That's what I would say. Um, but I would be just as incensed if I were an artist and people were accusing me of that. And I wasn't doing it because I think that's such an easy uh, trope almost to just be like, oh yeah, yeah, right. Sure. Ever. No doubt that's AI. When Luke Bryan's been doing that same format for how long now, 25 years, that's his bit.

6:16Yeah. Gordon. Now has he been fishing and hunting and golfing and drinking that whole time? Yes. Pretty much. Okay. How did he have time to write songs? Maybe that's why outsource that AI. AI. I don't know. But so I think that I can see his frustration if he worked really hard on this music. And then somebody said, oh, you made it in five minutes with AI. Yeah. But he's also probably got to back away from wanting to just hurt people to kill people. Yeah. I mean, I think I think he was, I think he was being performative for Theo Vaughan. I don't think he really just read. You just read his quote, you know, sometimes I'll read a quote from someone. And it sounds really bad. But then when you watch them say it, they're like laughing. Right. You know, they're making a joke. We don't know a content. Okay. So then there's another song that he just released a teaser on Instagram. So this one has gotten even more criticism.

7:16So it's a song called Down Goes the Whiskey. It's track number eight on signs. It was co-written by Jeb Gibson, who also co-wrote, praying in a deer stand. What you buy into this mess? Whitney Duncan and Jonathan Singleton. So four people wrote this song. So this is the clip that he put out on the Instagram the other day. Goes the heart to the bar, goes the truck. Us goes and beyond. Chipbox goes and Whitney. There goes and love. I've been small and down goes the whiskey. All right. I got a hand at to him. Rhyming whiskey with Whitley. Yeah. From the whiskey. So it's pretty good.

8:17So everybody's talking. So I go ahead and so annoying though how pitch corrected this is. Oh yeah. He's auto-tune country. Yeah. Oh. So everybody's pointing out the Mary had a little lamb nursery rhyme aspect of this song. And so his Instagram comments are just a laundry list of people adding to it. So you have off goes the radio. Untouched goes the thesaurus. Down goes the volume. But the one that has 55,000 likes itself is fart goes the butt. And so now it goes the book. Now anywhere there's a Luke Bryan thread. People are calling it fart goes the butt. Okay. Here's another thing about these guys. We heard this from Olivia Rodrigo. I'm here with an album. We heard this from Olivia Rodrigo yesterday that she's being attacked online just by random people. Why does why is Luke Bryan online reading his comments?

9:22Yeah. Yeah. You would think that he's well beyond that. That he has people to run his socials and he doesn't he doesn't need to see that noise. Why subject yourself to that? Why does Olivia Rodrigo do that? Yeah. I don't know. And to be fair. Why is she in bed? Sorry. To be fair the Instagram comments often make Instagram worth reading. For the normal people. Yeah. And so it just quickly turns into a comedy talent show. Yeah. It's true. And it's so many amateur comedy writers out there and some of them are pretty brilliant. Yeah. Okay. Now let's let's switch now to the rant. That's the end of the news. Now we're officially in song. We're officially into the rant revival. And this is thanks to P1 Tyler. He tipped me off to this that he was like this seems like it would be perfect for the rant. And this also will be assisted by some audio for the sake of audio. Good. Good. So there is a Southern California man with a history of sexual offences that has been arrested once

10:26again. Glendale police say they received a call about a suspicious man at about 330 on Friday at an unidentified business. So they they got a report that there was a man hunkered down in the aisles that appeared to be sniffing someone's butt. Wait. The other person wasn't aware that this was going on. No. No. And so officers the perpetrator was gone by the time officers get there. But as they're finishing up their response to that call, they get a call from the marshals down the street reporting a similar incident. The store. Yeah. The Marshall not the Texas Marshall. Okay. And so they review surveillance video at both stores and they're like we know that guy. Police Crowder. Because he's been in and out of jail. He's the butt sniffer. Yeah. So he's a 39 year old guy.

11:27They haven't heard it a long time. He's a butt sniffer's back. And he's a registered sex offender. He was on parole for a series of similar incidents dating back to 2021. And so he was arrested shortly after for violating his parole. And this of course made all of the local newscasts out in LA. And we have a couple of examples. Here's here's one. A man convicted for sniffing women's back sides in public has been arrested yet again. Glendale police say they got a call Friday about someone smelling someone's a rear end. Of the business on Glen Oaks Boulevard near Sonora Avenue. A while later police got another call reporting the same thing at a Marshall store at Branden Broadway. Police tracked down 39 year old police Crowder after reviewing surveillance video. Crowder was sentenced to 135 days in jail last September for the same offense. Now he'll remain in custody until a hearing for his violating his parole.

12:28So I mean they treated that with as much respect as they possibly could. Let's see if the second one does. It's just a wild update here. The so-called butt sniffer has been arrested again. Glendale police confirmed police Crowder was taken into custody on Friday. Around 330 police got a call of a suspicious person, a man who was a hunched over and appeared to be trying to sniff people. Then they got a call about a second incident at a Marshall's store. Officers went to both locations and reviewed surveillance video confirming it was Crowder. He was arrested for violating parole as being held without bail. The 39 year old is a registered sex offender. He's been in the news before. Has a history of similar offenses since 2021. So shoot she went full on butt sniffer. Do you guys look this guy needs to be put away? All right, I'm in favor of this guy being put away. What a courageous stance. Thank you. But do you feel sorry for people like this?

13:29Like this is something in their DNA. Their warped minds that they can't this guy can't help it. He's already been to jail for something similar. And he goes to stores and gets on his knees and sticks his nose up a rear end. Like I feel awful for the guy. He's got it. He's got to go. Yeah, he if you see the surveillance video, he's acting like he's looking at something on the bottom shelf. So my sympathy goes a different direction. But but anyway, so Corby, you're saying that we need to do a fundraiser for this guy? No, no, I never said anything about a fundraiser. I just said I feel bad for the guy that's sitting at home going don't do it. Don't do it. I can't I can't step in that Marshall. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Oh, God, I got to do it. And he's hauling ass to Marshall's or whatever. Yeah, he has been arrested 41 times.

14:29And then he goes in the store. And he's sniffing. Yes. And he goes in the store. He often does it. It's all our stores. He goes in the store and a guarantee it's the same thought like you don't have to do this. You just you don't have to do this. Corby knows the psychology of this off. And then he sees a butt. Yeah, so so this is just last week. But he went viral in 2023. Because there was a woman who uploaded video of Crowder on TikTok. So she was at the Barnes and Noble out in LA. And Crowder is behind her, crouching low on the floor, inching closer to her. See, he can't help it. And she she asked him, what are you doing? And he said, tying my shoe. What are you doing? So she uploads the video to TikTok. And then people start reaching out to her saying that they've been victimized by him too.

15:31And so this is a report from 2023. Christine records actually show he has been booked at least nine times just within the last two years. One of his victims calls his actions disturbing, gross, downright creepy. And she today is reacting to the news that he is free yet again. I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me. But I definitely didn't expect him to do this. Like what the actual content creator of the cable, Twitter caught this serial sniffer in the act. Turing this now viral TikTok. I was so freaked out when I turned around and saw him literally under me. So freaking close to me. It happened last week at a Burbank Barnes and Noble. What Makayla didn't know at the time was the sniffer's lengthy criminal history. I kind of got a flood reaction of some people recognizing him, seeing that he's done the same thing to them in different stores or whatnot. Days before 37 year old Kalisi Karen Crowder was accused of peeping into a Glendale home with kids inside.

16:32Law enforcement sources say he was arrested and released days later. Crowder has been arrested dozens of times for sex offenses and other crimes since 2005. According to court records obtained by Fox News Digital, he served time in California State prison for burglary and robbery charges and had been sentenced in February to a year in jail for indecent exposure in Santa Clarita. So a laundry list so that the the viral event took place in 2023. But he was arrested in 2025 last summer. And that's when this story took place. Let me repeat. He needs to go away. He can't handle it. But how bad must your brain be to go pull a stunt like that? As I mentioned on the morning musers, this guy should be sympathized with kind of like how corbye had that take because he clearly is addicted to crack. And it's just

17:35what's the line to call yourself a victim? Where you can't help it? Apparently Corby defines it as the perpetrator of a crime. No, she that's the victim. She labeled herself a victim. Uh-huh. Oh, you're criticizing her. No, no, no, I'm just saying. I'm just trying to define victim if that if you stick your head underneath the limit. No, no, under making contact or personal space. What if he's in the zone if he's like a foot away? Is she a victim? Like if you were. Okay, but if he is looking at her through a window, now peeing is, no, no, no, no, no, I would say peeping is a little more defined, I think. Well, this is just using another sense in the same way. Yeah, is it is it weird though? Peeping worse than sniffing? You would be I would be way more freaked out if somebody was looking through the window. Now if he's then I would be if they were sniffing my butt in a wall. Now if it's under a dress or something, now we have a victim.

18:38I'm just I'm just trying to, uh, trying to narrow down the legal definition. You find it as it has to be visual in order for her to. No, not necessarily, but if he's like, uh, 10 feet away and just, uh, inhales. Well, they're not all farting. Is she a victim? Yeah, what is his intended scent that he's trying to get at? Maybe he's got like a bare nose and he can smell things we can't. Mencees? Mencees. I was just short for anything. No, I look and then they giggle. If this happened to you, all right, and you're you are at a CVS or a Walgreens or a trader Joe's. We press charges. Yeah, like you, but you're up there reaching for something. And then you turn around and there's a guy, let's say he's within a foot of you. But he's right at your butt, but he's also down there like fumbling for tooth brushes. Would you say anything? Yeah, I would try to say that. I would definitely say something.

19:39What would you say? I don't know, but I would say something like what the hell, bro? Yeah, why are you so far away? What are you doing after? Is that the ultimate for him or would he not know what to do? If you gave him permission, that wouldn't be fun for him anymore. Yeah, consensual sniffing. That's my new band. How about being... How about being called? I mean, look, did his mom ever think that when she's holding this beautiful baby boy... Here we go. That someday... I don't know the question. What's happening here? That someday a newscaster would call this baby boy the sniffer. You know, I had a story that was kind of opposite. At one point, I was... I was at the mall with a girlfriend. And we were in the middle of a fight. We had argued about something.

20:39And you synipped her front? No, and we were at like a wall of polo shirts. They were all in little cubbies. And I pointed to one... Wipe yourself on one and I'll pick out which one. No, I pointed it one. I was like, can you tell me the price on that? And she leaned down to check the price. And yeah, I turned and ripped one at her. Your girlfriend? Yeah. Please. In a retaliatory manner? Yes. In this story reminded you of that. Well, in that... And listen, she was the sniffer, but she was... Did you like... She didn't want to be the sniffer. Which... Yes. Which relationship book did you get this advice from? And let me just say when he ripped one, he's not playing. It's about... Serious business. What are you doing? Nothing? Oh, that's great.

21:42I want to go visit this guy. Yeah, you're going to send him a care package with a bunch of panties. I'm going to fart in a jar like 20 times. I'm going to fart in a jar like 20 times. You can sell that stuff. I know. I've heard that from you. You're the one that's told me these stories. Bro, Corby, you could totally subsidize your own. Yeah, that's what he's got. Filling up the Muser's bunker with a bunch of Mason jars. With dates. Yes. Like, it's fine wine. Right. Like, it's any labels what he is eaten on there too on the back. Rose. Yeah, pot rose to carrots. 2009. All right. Well, you too can ask Gordon about his Mason jar collection tonight on Twitch. Ask about it all 7.35 pm. All right. Which dot TV. Thanks, because we love you. Thank you guys. Love you. Bye. See you. Here he goes. Gordon Keith of The Morning User.