The Invasion- Birdhouse ft. Corby Davidson

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1:01You're googling weather reports from a stadium eight states away and your screaming just throw it to them. Like you've got a direct line to the quarterback. Oh, I love that. I honestly think that's the best part of sports. Not the outcome, the sweat. That stretch between making your pick and finding out if you're a genius. That is why I play. And for those of us who watch to sit up and not sit back, it's gotta be underdog. So this season don't just watch, lock in with underdog and give every game a pulse. Download Underdog to play Keep Your Million. Start with $1 million, make it through all 20 picks, and walk away with whatever's left in bonus funds. Underdog. Unleash your dog. Trading involves risk, including total loss of positions, content is promotional, and not a recommendation to trade. Terms apply. Promotion issued by Thalia. But right now, brought to you by Moan and Moan injury law firm, it's time for the bird house with Corby. Well, look at this. A snake in the bird house. I bird. We'll look it up.

2:02All play a few days. I feel like you're using your computer mic. Yeah, you're not on it. Instead of your microphone. You sound horrible. No, yeah, you're using your laptop mic. Well, yeah, yeah, no, we hear you. Just we don't want to hear this part of you. This is unbelievable. Now I can't even hear myself. No, first time, huh? That's where did Jesus? Well, don't swear at him. He probably frowns upon. So if you go into your setting, just hang on, hang on. Right. Play with yourselves. OK. OK. See, exits the conversation. I actually, I took the liberty while we were doing the show because I was having problems. I ordered 100 foot ethernet cable and a little connector for my laptop. And it just got delivered before the last segment. And I hooked it up. So I think I sound better now. Hello.

3:04Nope, still the same. So if you go to your settings, you want to go to your mic connections. Right. You want to switch it to the microphone that you have. Yeah, not one, two, one, two. There you go. There he is. There you go. That's where the guy is. Well, you don't have to, but thank you. It's more full. It's fuller quality now. Yeah, that's a tiny Corby. Yeah, he's on delicious. All right. Good. Well, let's get to talk to you guys. It's good to hear you. I was up until three in the morning. No big deal. Oh, you took in everything. OK, yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't know why I would think that you wouldn't take in that entire match. But it's been incredible. Those two quarter final matches that they had last yesterday were so insanely good. And that goes to the very first question. Corby stayed up until 3am watching tennis, according to his Twitter, which is all factual. How many sports would you guys stay up that late four?

4:08I think for the stars. Yeah, I do. The answer is all of them. If they ran, OK, think about it this way. If they ran a divisional round playoff that started at midnight, we're all watching it. Yes, sir. You better believe it. And plus, I've said it in the long when the Olympics on the other side of the world to watch USA basketball. So whether it's not even the Go Metal game. If it's a, you know, what they're what they call a bracket play or whatever it is. I was set in a long way. I'll watch that. So yeah, I'm invested. Yeah, I mean, it just looked this is stupid because it's an American sport. Like you do that because, you know, it's on the other side of the world or whatever. But an American sport that doesn't start until, and something that that's, it's the showcase event for that particular sport. And the marquee match of the entire event doesn't start until, you know, 1130 or whatever. That's just stupid.

5:08Well, that is because of what happened before. Like how many I must have to give. I totally understand that. But I also disagree with the fact that they have multiple stadiums there. Right. You know, it's dumb. And it's correct. It's stupid. It just in the hate it. The fact that the fact that it's, it is the marquee event and nine. I was talking to my buddy this morning, 90% of Americans were asleep, 90%. Yeah, probably even more than that. But oh, say, okay, so let's say you do have multiple places where you can start that match. Do you just start that at eight o'clock while the other match is going? Like what decision do you have to make on what match you want to see? You have tickets to go see both semifinals and you have one that's going to run, they're going to run concurrently. That's the top two. Yeah, it's the quarter finals. And so somebody's going to get screwed here. But you start the quarter finals at 11 a.m.

6:08Whatever matches you're going to start, you start them a couple hours earlier and I guess maybe sobelink as match was early, but you got to back that as a great man once said, back that ass up. Let's go back. And then that way you're not running these things until four in the morning or whatever. Dude, first night of the tournament, Venus didn't start playing until 1230. Venus is 80 years old. Nicholas, she should be asleep. Yes. It's criminal, dude. It's a scheduled for human beings. That's what one great man once said. Yeah, it is a schedule for human beings. And I, but it's, it's, that's what I'm in. I'm really into the sport and I'm really into, you know, in particular those guys. And so I'm going to stay up and watch it. They got me. They've got me sucked in and I told Bob last night, I go, not a chance I'm staying up to watch this match. I've lived this life too many times.

7:11I'm not doing it again. And son of a bitch, I gave myself to midnight. And at midnight I was like, well, maybe just like 30 more minutes. And then I just, I couldn't go to bed. And it's totally worth it. It's the experiences of it. Don't, don't sweat it. It's all good. You can sleep on the back end. It's great. Yeah, I mean, I slept for like four hours and got a little nap in today, but I still feel like, you guys know how that feels. It feels like you went out. Like I feel like that I drank, which I didn't. It's rough. Yeah. It should have. I should have done the double. Like combo did. Yeah, you should have just started popping them back. Watching tennis. It would have been great. Yeah. For every set. I was on a camel this summer on vacation. And my wife fell off and broke her hip. Oh, no. Yeah. I've seen tons of pictures of people on camels on vacation before. What? I've been on one. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

8:11You can ride one at the zoo. No, this is like, where were you, Donnie, when you did it? Dubai. Okay. Dubai. What's the weirdest interaction or slash disaster you've had with an animal? Disaster? I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. I've never had a disease. Okay. I was on a taxi because of getting anета and a- I would be having a doctor around a couple days time walking somewhere I can't remember. And a dog just came out of nowhere and just burning right towards me. I gave it a little droopом shape and then just took off up the Street. And finally was able to get to my buddy's house before it got to me. Yeah, I've been chased by a dog before as a kid, and it scared me to death. Heck yeah. Heck Yeah, it does. Scratch didn't really bat on the year and cut him really bad where he's got a little scar now But it wasn't me if you guys seen the movie horrible bosses

9:14Yes, yes So there's a scene when they're going into Colin Farrell their bosses house and There's like four different scenes of a cat jumping out at them like the ridiculous jump scare scene, you know But they kept doing it Like this damn cat I think the our buddy Sean Green over at the Dallas Zoo has brought up all sorts of animals over the years Yeah, and I think like wearing literally putting a What 150 pound boa constrictor around your neck? Is one of the weirdest sensations I've ever felt and that's something that I will never ever Feel that is just out. I'm out on I don't think I could just never gonna happen I agree or like a like letting a tarantula crawl on me. There's oh my god You want to talk about a bad payoff that would take everything in me to even think about getting near a snake like that

10:21But what if it was non-venomous and was not gonna fight you and nope you can do it No, I would it will take everything in me to knock that fear over. Okay, would you Let's say you're only two options No, okay three options you can you have you have the bus trip all right? Let's say it's just super walls in Seattle. So you've got a Just 48 I would right to Seattle. Yes, you're on a bus for a long time or you jump out of an airplane or you put the snake around you for 10 minutes snake I do the airplane around me You jump out of an airplane before you put a snake on you. Yes, wow Sitting in a chair no, it's 10 minutes. You know how slow how slowly that 10 minutes is going to pass as it's just Slippin around on you. I would I would I'd have to be naked because I would use the bathroom on myself

11:22Boy, what a great image that would be And it'd be Tuesday's littering around and it's done of insist on the edge of the bed. It's with the snake We did have a weird interaction we were in South Africa with an elephant we wrote an elephant and then afterwards It was like, you know you pat it and you take these pictures and videos and then man that thing took his trunk and just gave me The wetdest kiss on the mouth and it was disgusting Almost passed out. Yeah That's nasty. It was terrible. We're making out with an elephant. That's weird. It is kind of hot and it was right there with my wife too So I had a threesome with an elephant. Yeah, did you slip the elephant the tongue? I? Maybe I did I don't know I did I really didn't try to let me tell you So when I was when I was a kid we went to a zoo We're in Oklahoma. I think we're in Oklahoma So some beater of a zoo probably in Tulsa and It was we were at the

12:25Where the the tigers of the lions were or whatever that encampment is and You walk into this we weren't even outside you're inside and there's this big like glass not glass But probably three or four foot of maybe it's glass glass plastic whatever that you can look out through and you can see these animals right in front of you They're literally right in front of you and I'm standing there as a little kid probably like a 10-year-old maybe younger at the very front of where all these people were looking out and This tiger or lion I can't remember what it was was probably 50 feet away and turned and looked right at our group and Then starts running as fast as it can toward us and Dives head first as fast and hard as it can right at me

13:27it was coming at me and world dude it cracked the actual Whatever surface it was yes my goodness and And and it was it right at my face and I you talk about peeing your pants, dude. Oh my god Just stood there and watch it happen. I would have been out. Oh I didn't know what was going on. I didn't know if it was like I didn't know if it was playing But it lunch from so far away and just smashes head in there and then I was like oh my god Am I the devil does he sense? That's That's something's off with me But you just saw you as did look at you are maybe just a man. I like him He's tasty and he's going out there you just to get a nice snack It's gonna eat you yeah, dude. Oh Every time I look at the ticket sports day app during the invasion

14:27I lose my mind because Matt isn't wearing his hat He looks so if you want to know what Matt looks like without his hat there you go go to these sports day app and You will see a picture of Matt and Donnie Back to back or side to side and there's Matt wearing no hat He says he looks like a different guy so the two-part question is did Matt fight to wear his hat or a hat in that picture Second part what age did he start wearing the hat all the time? I Mean yeah, I probably was told that you can't wear a hat so I just my hair is whatever it is. I don't even know and then What age I've been wearing hats most of the time for a long time. I mean, I've always been a pretty main hat guy But I mean Did it reach an apex like college? Did it it said an apex right now? No, I know I know that I'm hard and what he's doing right now right? But did you hit that and have continued it for 20 years or did 15 years ago?

15:31You start like man, I really don't even like my head. I'm gonna just wear a hat No, yeah, I would say probably in high school. I used to wear hats all the time in high school You they wouldn't let you wear them in class and stuff But as soon as I could put a hat on I would put a hat on I've always just enjoyed wearing a hat Maybe it makes me feel hidden and I don't like to be exposed to the world That's that's got to be it. There's got to be some underlying thing Because when I wear a hat too long like for over a couple hours My head starts to hurt. Yeah, I feel like feels like I'm getting a headache and I have to take it off. Yeah It is because I'm not wearing a hat right now At home Yeah, I for whatever reason I didn't put a hat on today I was like well, I'm at the house. Nobody can see me So maybe there is something to do that like it's a piece of like it's a field against the world or something Yes, it it totally is you want to be something. Yeah, there's something deeper inside of the meaning of always wearing a hat It's some point like when you're in kindergarten and you probably don't remember this some girl came up to you and said your hair is stupid

16:34And then you've always I mean you've always been like oh my god my hair Man if that's the case I should wear a hat every single day the way my head was talked about growing up in Elementary school in middle school my goodness. I should have the biggest complex in the world Was it and then I should be wearing a mask from the way my face was talked about oh Matt So don't he was a bad service was my mask was it because your head was giant? Yes Identic it didn't fit the body that it was it was on top of my head was this size and I was five Really and I just kind of grew into it the let everyone else tell dispenser I think so yes I remember one time in middle school there was a weird after you get out of class, you know everyone's kind of Gathered around a locker and laughing and stuff and I was walking towards my locker didn't realize it was mine And so when I was walking towards it everyone and it was like a movie everyone just kind of made way for me to get to my locker

17:36And someone drew a picture of me with the head so big with the hat on the back of it just hanging on the back It was it was it made me laugh. I was I was hurt But it made me laugh because it was so cartoonish and so funny and that's that's just how it started it was The jokes I heard about my head growing up or just my dad will call me head sometimes It's up head still yeah right now to this very day Man I should wear a hat. I'm you know what I'm a star wearing a hat every day so I can protect myself. Yeah Yeah, if you can find one that fits To the specialty store do you guys have nine and a half? Please thank you. I need to put that on my head all right one more real quick The Republican National Convention is down there at y'all's office did anyone think about trying to interview all the crazy Political people on the plaza or is that too much of a hassle security wise? Yes, yes Yes, you can't

18:36Literally work down there and we can't get into our office Just some of the updates that we're getting right now from people who it's in to go in and how it's You know having to go through. Yes taking for average our smokey. I got from the wolf It took him a long time to go in at nine o'clock now Just think how much longer is going to take the longer it goes and when the convention the convention actually starts It's gonna be possible to get in our building. I would love to take a peek at all the whackiness It's going on in the plaza like just to walk through it all right dude It's an act of God to get out there and we are Fenced and concrete it in to that place they haven't so secure all right snake Thank you so much. Thank you P1s We truly appreciate it is the birdhouse every single Wednesday at 11 30 Whether you're new to the trucking industry or looking for a change from your current driving job Schneider has an opportunity for you need a CVL take advantage of our company paid training and tuition reimbursement programs

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