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March 27th, 2026
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We have six candidates this week, a very strong field.
I will present the candidates in the committee.
We'll vote on their favorite.
Let's start with candidate number one,
the ironically named Dylan Reed,
as you like to say at times.
And that might fit this e-break.
So Dylan was doing tickers,
and this was last week.
So this is a late entry,
but this one has to make the field.
This is a...
Now, Killer will have some e-breaks where he's flubbed some tickers.
Hasn't been able to get through it.
They amp the light.
I have trouble with liners.
Yeah.
You do, and so does Dylan.
So does a lot of us.
They're hard.
And Jay does the top 10.
So you got a lot going on.
You got a voice hit.
You got to make sure the audio is right.
And on top of all that, you have to do the ticket ticker.
And this was during the tournament.
So there was a ton going on.
A lot of moving parts.
Let's hear Dylan's ticker from last week.
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Crushed it.
They won of March Madness's underway.
Let's take a look at those scores.
TCU took down Ohio State 66 to 64.
Duke out last...
Uh-oh.
Sannea, 71 to 65.
Sannea!
And we got our first upset with high point
upsetting Wisconsin 83 to 82.
Some live scores from the games that are going on right now.
Peter has frozen.
Okay.
Okay, well here we go from live scores right now.
You got a VCU down 70 to 74 versus North Carolina.
To 74.
Michigan is beating Howard 63 to 56.
Texas up 48 to 40 on BYU.
And Texas A&M taking care of business
against Saint Mary's 42 to 26.
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on a Raider Succession Plan despite owner Mark Davis
unwilling to sell the team.
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I'm Dylan Reed on Sports Radio 967 and 1310, the Ticket.
That's incredible.
I thought, what off?
I thought Sonia had a chance against Duke in the first round.
Look, see Anna is in the tournament every few years.
Like you've got to know just like basic crap like that, right?
If he had to see Anna, I could, okay, that would be a typo
in these reading through in since Sierra.
But Sonia, yeah man.
He just licked it.
Sonia and got Sonia out of it.
So clearly he was trying to pull up scores on a computer
and it didn't go too well for him there.
And instead of just like hitting the Eject button,
he decided to wait for the buffering to have.
Just give a couple scores and then maybe move to the Mark Davis story.
Also get out of there.
Underrated part of that, the very beginning, he read four sponsors.
Typically for a ticker, you just read two,
which makes me think that maybe he missed sponsors for a previous one.
Okay, are they new?
It was a Dylan ticker and they're like, yeah, we got to
we're going to hear this on Friday afternoon or Friday morning.
So let's let's double this up.
It's just incredible.
So there is candidate number one outstanding job, Dylan.
Candidate number two, feel like Corby is always a player in this every week.
Pretty clean week for Corby, but he did have a little Mormon confusion.
Okay, so the guy that's not going away.
The guy that she beat up or through the chair ad,
Francisco Del Monte, what's his name?
Dakota, Dakota Mortensen.
Okay, I was close.
You were so close.
Thank you.
Was this the guy that she was super soaking with?
Or whatever they call it?
No, no, no, no.
That was that was a her her soft swinging partner was another one of the
husbands in the group.
I couldn't remember she started dating this guy after she was super soaking.
Okay, I couldn't remember soft swinging, but I knew the eliteration.
That's why I said super so.
Well, yeah, super soaking could be part of soft swinging.
Not all soft swinging is super soaking and not all super soaking is soft swinging,
but they could overlap.
Yeah, it's possible.
I wonder if I have a grant.
We'll want to weigh it in this one.
It's possible.
We'll have to add what it's trip to be Mormon.
It's true.
I don't that's your takeaway.
I don't know that that's the takeaway.
You didn't do that with pukinacua.
Well, you get to soft soak and super swing.
No, I don't think that's one of the tenets of the religion, though, is what I'm saying.
Oh, although I'm flying blind here.
Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
I'm more confused about the Mormon religion now than I was before.
And I was very confused before.
Oh, super soaking corby.
Another candidate every week.
Got to have some ham on here.
Okay.
Always got to have some ham from work and progress on Sunday mornings.
This is why he was suspended.
He's actually, you know, he's doing traders, right?
He's getting ready to, he's over in Scotland.
So maybe it's a suspension leading into him being on traders.
He's such a trader.
He's great.
Does it surprise you that ham had a misspeak on Sunday?
Around 4.40 p.m., he shot his grandmother.
Then he dragged her body onto the porch.
Gosh.
Police, when they responded there, pronounced her dead on the scene.
What's the motive here?
The reason why they, he shot her.
The text of...
Sorry.
What?
The text was English?
Your first language there?
Detective say.
There you go.
That they got into a heated argument.
The text of...
The text of...
It's one of those when you first hear you don't even like with context,
you don't know what he's trying to say.
Yeah.
Because he's saying Texas.
The text of...
The text of...
Detectives.
Oh, good ol, ham.
Sean, you're up this week.
Yes.
In an opening day.
Yes.
So, of course, we're going to talk baseball for two hours at least.
We could keep going.
Also some lactation on an opening day.
This is less medical than a Zach Wheeler,
losing his rib and keeping it.
Garrett Stubbs, who's not the lineup today,
the backup catcher for the fills,
just had a, he and his wife had a child.
Beautiful.
And his wife is obviously producing lactation.
And he decided...
That was weird.
Yeah, that was very...
Mark that, Jay.
I didn't expect you to say lactation in the top spot.
She's lactating.
And, uh...
Naturally.
They decided for whatever reason to put it on TikTok of them just taking a shot.
And it was funny because I didn't know where the story was going.
And when you said lactation, I'm like,
I think this will probably have something to do.
Could I say booby milk next time?
Yeah, like booby milk.
Or just...
Just to...
We can just say lactating or not lactating,
depending on who we're talking about.
Lactation.
Yeah.
Obviously.
She's the throaklier right before it too.
Yeah.
Lactation.
Obviously producing lactation.
Spring bro, we're all dealing with crud.
And some of us are lactating.
Had a very good landowner really like that too yesterday,
wearing his Jack Peterson jersey.
And our final two candidates,
this comes from the same man yesterday.
Jay King has been running the board for us.
Jay is always awesome.
Jay hasn't been able to get strike one this week.
He's gone through a lot.
Got into a car accident.
He's been going through it.
But still coming to work.
Been an athlete.
You've been doing this.
You've had a good week.
It's just a couple...
Couple little hiccups here and there.
You're not letting a toothache slow you down.
No, you're not.
Yesterday was my toughest day on the board and ticket,
since I've been hired at the ticket.
But we've gotten good content from it.
And yes,
Justin would not have showed up
because he has a toothache.
Let's start with the first one.
This was, uh,
this was during e-news.
Beginning of the segment.
Didn't go so well.
And we also get a good Jay drop from this.
On sports radio,
967 and 1310,
the ticket.
It's 459.
It was confusing.
I get it.
Spotify, please.
It's always Spotify's fault.
It's the hard line.
Happy Thursday to you.
It's a short show.
60 more minutes of the hard line.
Which will include
the rant revival
and a look at today's
tremendous first day of Ranger baseball.
But first, we stop now for that.
Burn it down.
Which is brought to you by?
Oh no.
Oh no, man.
I'll pro-foundation.
There you go.
I'll pro-
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is.
Dave.
Dave.
Thank you.
That might be the most Jay drop ever.
He's not out of no, man.
That beat Daly for it.
Defeated.
Jay is never defeated.
He never gives up.
Oh, man.
So good.
I don't know, man.
Oh no.
Oh no, man.
Every time we go to Jay for a sponsor now,
I just want to hear
I don't know, man.
So great.
There's Jay.
Let's fast forward about 15 minutes.
The next segment, the rant revival.
Let's see if Jay sticks the landing here.
All the time radio station of record is sports radio 967 and 1310, the ticket.
And the rant.
I'm out of the tough day.
It's okay.
It's the rant.
Feature.
Yeah.
The next day.
Yeah.
Or be the snake Davidson.
And your host and creator.
Not your creator.
The creator of the rant.
We don't know.
Brought you by.
He's probably not your creator.
ET's Mark and Bakery.
Thank you, Jay.
Very much.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, this is a story.
Oh, man.
Preface.
So awesome.
And I love that jail.
I love that you turn your mic on.
There's not something.
You'll just kind of talk your way through it.
I love it.
Better than dead air.
Yes.
Dead air scares me.
So I'll make up something.
We got snoring, Jay.
Well, I knew how the rant revival theme starts.
Yeah.
We need to isolate that home too.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe pair that with.
Do you have it?
And the rant.
It's so insane.
We can have that with snoring EA.
Oh my god.
Oh, so those are your six candidates.
Is it Dylan reading a ticker
with Sonia?
Is it Mormon Corby?
Is it Detective Ham?
Is it lactating Sean?
Is it, I don't know, Jay or is it rant revival Jay?
Let's start with lead off Lando.
Producing lactation.
Okay.
Sean Vope.
Kill up.
I'm going to go have what?
I'm going to have to go with Jay forgets the rant open.
Okay.
Very solid Jay.
Give me Dylan Reed's ticker.
Okay.
All over the board here Sean.
Very important vote.
I feel like Dylan's ticker was the worst.
But it didn't happen within the week.
So because of that I'm going to vote for the rant revival.
Because that just that tickled me in a good way.
So I could tie this up or I could send this thing home.
And that rant was so funny.
That's a great two great three great e breaks from Jay this week.
Very much made me laugh.
Jay congratulations.
You are this week's NIT winner.
Killer how many we got?
That is Jay's second victory overall.
Congratulations.
Let's hear the rant revival open again.
All the time radio station of record is sports radio 967 and 1310 the ticket.
End the rant.
How about a tough day?
That's okay.
It's the rants.
Feature.
Corvita.
And your host and creator.
Not your creator.
The creator of the rant, Gordon.
Well, we don't know.
Brought you by.
He's probably not your creator.
Eatsy's Mark and Bakery.
Thank you, Jay, very much.
Thank you.
Okay, so, all right.
Well, this is a story...
If I...
Amazing.
Jay, congratulations.
That needs to be the new rant revival open every single week.
I'm Adam Devine, chief fundraiser for Children's Miracle Network.
We'll fund it up.
It'd better be fun!
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