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The worst part of being a man/woman?

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Is the worst part of being a woman shaving? A new study found women spend 22 days shaving in their lifetime! Melinda chimes in!!

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The worst part of being a man/woman?

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Adam and Allison PodcastThe worst part of being a man/woman?. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

Ladies, 22 days of your life is spent doing something. It's why 101, Adam and Allison. And I think that this might be, in my opinion, one of the worst parts of being a woman. Yeah, because you know so much about it. Well, yeah, of course. Obviously. So women, the average woman during her lifetime, will have to shave 6,336 times, which is 32,000 minutes. Oh my gosh. 533 hours or 22 days. Wow. It's a lot of time spent shaving. And it has to be like triple that of what a man would spend shaving, right? Yeah, yeah. And like I don't shave daily or anything like that. I kind of do a little trim on my face. So I have like some some scruff look. But that's like once every other week that I have to do that. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, I'm like once every couple of days. Every couple of days shaving? Yeah. So what is the worst part of being a lady if you are one or if you're a dude,

what's the worst part of being a dude? 6,01, 995, 101, 7. I mean, I used to hate shaving. But then now that like I've kind of incorporated it with the everything shower process, I kind of like it because it feels like a little treat when you're adding in all the steps. Yeah. For me, and I feel like a lot of ladies are going to pick the obvious time of the month. For me, it's the loodiel phase. It's the phase before the other. It's where like you're just you hate everything. You hate yourself. You feel like you're ugly. I can we delete that phase? A dumb man here. Is that the PMS stage? Yes. Okay. All right. I was curious. Yes. All right. Look at you. Yeah. Look at me. Not being dumb man. 6,01, 995, 101, 7. What would you say for you though is the worst part of being a lady or a guy, whatever gender you are, what's the worst part? 6,01, 995, 101, 7. Call or text the show would love to hear your opinions. Is it shaving? Is it that time of the month? Is it a different time of the month?

Melinda said, man, that's the worst thing you have to deal with when being a female hands down. That is a really great point, Melinda. I might have to change my answer. 6,01, 995, 101, 7. If you have any answer, Edwin texted. He said, I agree with both of you. I would say shaving is the worst part of being a guy is shaving because it's something extra. I have to worry about in the morning or at night. I wonder if he's somebody who has to shave every single day. My cousin was like that. He would, whenever we were on vacation, my grandma would make him shave right before we went out to dinner because he would get, like if he shaved in the morning, he would absolutely have five o'clock shot. Shally. It was just a very hairy guy. So yeah, he was, I wonder if he hates shaving. I don't know. I'm thinking that maybe my least favorite part of being a guy is constantly comparing my facial hair to other people's facial hair. It makes me feel so inadequately. Do you feel like it's just a facial hair, though, or like everything, like comparing yourself

to other men and- Oh, you know what else sucks about being a guy? The expectations of height. The height expectations. That stinks too. Women don't really have to deal with that. Well, but there are still some height expectations and more so weight expectations, I would say. Weight expectations are a little easier to change than height expectations. They are easier to change, but you also shouldn't be trying to meet someone else's requirements if you add them. What do you want from me? Just how it is.

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