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Someone put together a list of you most likely career based on your birth month and thanks to Brentlyn, Hannah, Lisa and more we proved it was garbage!
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Adam and Allison Podcast — This list of careers and your birth month is so weird. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
If you've always wanted to be the mother or father of an artist, probably want to get to getting. No. Okay. So I found a list of how birth months correlate with what career you're most likely to have. And people born in July are most likely to be an artist. Now Lisa texted us, she was born in July and she's a teacher's assistant. This is why I was asking for your birth month and career. I will be astounded if any of these really work out for anybody in the A&A family. If they line up, yeah. I think this is just a bunch of random nothingness to be honest with you. Right. So January produced the highest proportion of general practitioners and debt collectors. You're born in January, you're gonna be a GP. That's great. The debt collector thing kind of makes sense just because January is a bit of a depressing month. And I have to imagine being a debt collector would be a pretty depressing job.
Hannah was born in May. She's an office assistant. According to this, you have the highest chance of becoming a politician if you're born in May. I have K and Tony Blair, both born in May. Hannah for mayor. Joe was born in June. So was Jesse. Joe's a teacher. Jesse's an American badass. And she's that one. Jesse might be on to something there because June, you're most likely to become a chief executive this month produced five of the last 22 noble Nobel Peace Prize winners. Interesting. Yeah, I find this very interesting. Brentlyn born in September. And she's a daycare teacher and a tattoo artist. Ooh. According to this September, you're most likely to do well academically and in sports. So no career for September. Yeah. None of these are lining up. Not surprised. No. And these are, yeah, you're right. These are so weird because like your birthday
month, October, it says, it just says likely to live the longest. 215 days longer than somebody born in March. Yeah, that has nothing to do with your job. But I'm born like way at the end of October. I'm October 30th. And so almost November. I could have been a couple days later. And that's a higher chance of serial killers and get some credits. That's not a job. No, that's not a job at all. Don't make that your job. Oh my gosh. We already said May. That's your birth month. August is big for brick layers. In short, if you had a baby last month, that's going to be a brick layer, most likely. But also a lot of US presidents born in August as well. So either a brick layer or a president. It's a big gap. Those are two very different jobs. Oh my gosh. Completely pointless list. Yeah, that's worse than being into astrology, that list. And I say that as someone who's very much into astrology.
So I feel vindicated because that list was garbage.
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