Toni Tries Killing 12 Hours In The Singapore Airport

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I just landed in Singapore Airport and my next flight went for another 12 hours, so

we're going to kill some time.

Hi, it's Maddie and Toby from Melbourne, Australia.

Hi, this is Jessica from Toronto, Canada.

Hi, I'm Linda.

Hi, I'm Melissa.

We're Thoppers from Riga.

Welcome to Riga.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Poldies.

Poldies.

Yeah.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

This is Tony Lodge.

My name is Ryan.

Welcome to Latvia Riga.

We're in Latvia.

We are here for a conference.

We're doing a live show, which you'll be able to see on Thursday.

Yep.

We're moving here because it's fucking awesome.

It is awesome.

I'm loving it.

Yeah.

Tony Lodge, what's your first vibe?

Well, I fucking love it.

It is so great.

It did take us a long time to get here.

And something just horrifying happened on the plane on the way here.

Yeah.

I watched somebody watch the trailer of the movie The Big Short.

Hey, good to see you.

You watched someone else watch a trailer because you know how I just like I'm I I'm suffered

with that affliction of that.

I just can't take my eyes off the person in front of me screen on the plane.

I just am so nosy.

I just love to see it.

What's more you're up to speed with the movie, you seeing someone else watch the trailer

with no volume or me seeing two tick tocks of one scene and going, I'm pretty sure I

know that feeling.

I think I've seen it.

Yeah.

So what I saw them like click on it, you know how you like scroll through the screen or

whatever.

I saw them click on it.

They watched the trailer and then they clicked out of it.

Isn't that horrifying?

How could you not watch that movie?

It's so good.

The Big Short.

Yeah.

The Big Short's one of my favorite movies.

It's a really good movie.

Do we all need to watch the trailer together?

Maybe it was a bad cut, you know what I mean?

And they just went, oh no, let's swap away.

And I thought, well, that is just horrifying.

What about people who listened to our podcast, they hear the like little 10 second coming

up and just go, well, then they probably have the person that didn't watch the Big Short.

There's got no taste.

But it did take us a long time to get over to the side of the world.

It was a eight hours from Melbourne to Singapore.

And then 13 hours from Singapore to Frankfurt, Guten Tag.

And then Frankfurt to Latvia, Terega, there was another two hours.

I was when I was counting the time spent on the plane.

Well, sitting on the bus.

Oh my god.

On the bus.

In Frankfurt Airport, we, the plane we were getting on to come to Riga was like on the,

it was just in some fields down the road, like we were no longer in airspace.

It was just someone's backyard plane.

There was a moment on the bus where I was like, when they said you're at gate 83,

like why bother giving us a gate number?

Oh, because that's where your bus picks you up to take you to, as Tony said, some

f**ked field.

What my thing was, what is the point in a boarding group number?

Because so they call up, yep, boarding group one, which is like, you know, people that

work on the airline, like military officials, whatever.

But then get on boarding group two, get boarding group three, yep.

And people are like being very respectful of the boarding system.

But then you walk down, you just all get on the same bus to drive to some f**ked

field.

Yeah, like I just, that was so crazy to me.

The one thing though that I haven't included in that timeline is that we took the, the

cheapest fare we could and that included a 12 hour layover in Singapore airport.

And everyone goes, nah, Changi, such a dope airport, you'll be fine.

Yeah, that's what we thought as well.

But it f**king is a long f**king time.

12 hours, you really feel every minute, you know, there's sometimes where time really

flies by and somewhere it goes f**king backwards and I reckon that was a backward situation.

How many versions of expectations versus reality is there?

Because I think we're booking these flights and we're trying to save cash to this four

of us here.

And then we go probably want to avoid that part of the world.

Okay, so then if we want to do that and then not spend much, we go, and then at the time

you go, oh, oh, 12 hours, that's fine.

Piss it in.

It's the same when you book a really cheap red eye flight and you go f**k, who cares, we'll

just wake up early, you'd be fine and then the day before you're like, yeah, why the f**k

did we book that?

Why did I book the 6am flight?

I have to get up at 3.30.

Like why have we done this to ourselves?

So we were in the airport, we arrived in Singapore at 11am because we had left Melbourne

at like five.

Yep.

Again, very early flight.

We got there at 11 and our flight didn't board until 11pm.

So we had like a full, solid 12 hours and before you say it, you know, there is a lot

of things to do in Singapore, Changi Airport, just a couple of the things that we thought

would kill a lot of time, which was about 10 minutes total, was the crazy jungle, the

sunflower garden, the butterfly garden, we drove through a waterfall on the little sky

bus.

That was f**king cool.

Yeah, that was very cool.

And I was going to get my nails done before we left Melbourne and just run out of time.

And I was like, of all the airports in the world, surely there's a place to go in Singapore

and there was one.

And it's the same place that is also a massage place.

They have some massage chairs you can rent for $100 for 15 minutes.

And you know, but it's like all set up in the centre, it's quite public.

And we very public.

You're actually in an airport.

You're in an airport.

You're not in a little room.

There isn't like a screener or anything.

And we went and I was like, I just love to get a manicure please.

I go, oh my god, absolutely like we'd love to fit you in.

Can you come back in two hours?

And I was like, can I make a booking so I know what time to come back?

They go, no, no.

We don't take bookings because it's easier.

Is it?

Four shadowing?

I'd love.

Incorrect.

And then so we go back two hours later and they go, oh no, we're very busy.

So they said come back at, they said come back at 3 p.m.

Yep.

How many other people did they also tell to come back at 3 p.m.?

Everyone on every flight that's ever gone through there.

Because every f***ing their backpack is 10 p.m., waiting to get their nails done, a massage,

whatever.

And then we, they turned us away again and we go, okay, they go, if you come back in

half an hour, we promise we'll be able to fit you in.

We go back there in the half an hour and they buy that, I think that they thought they'd

worn us down.

Yeah.

I think they were like, there's no way they'll come back at 3 p.m.

They're surely, they're not on a 12 hour layover.

Sure, yeah.

Bump them this many times, they'll have to f*** off and fly somewhere.

People run out of time.

Yeah.

No.

Little did they know.

No, we had all the time.

Don't sound them.

And we go, and after going back the third time, they go, okay, like we'll just give you

a seat.

And we sat in the thing and just watched other people get massages.

Yeah.

And it was really weird.

Yeah.

And I really didn't like it.

Yeah.

It was very strange.

How about that guy who was snoring?

I wasn't, he gone to town.

Yeah.

He was getting a back rub and every time she pushed into the back, he went, oh, yeah.

He was like, one of those toys.

No.

Yeah.

Just massaging the area out of him.

Oh my God, he was being compressed like a f***ing air mattress.

Every time she f***ing rubbed him.

You're not in some room.

You're just in an air for it.

It's like being like when you get, see people getting a thing in the shopping centre.

Yeah.

And then so they go, all right, who's first?

And I was like, well, I'm getting nails.

I'm probably like the, the nails person wasn't ready yet.

And Ryan goes, oh, yeah, all good.

I'd love to get my feet down.

What was it like?

You're feeding your legs when you sit up in the, you know, the lean back sort of chair

and you get your legs up and up.

Yeah.

And what was it half an hour?

Yeah, but in hindsight, I should have got three hours because yeah, we had f***ing

enough of that.

I'll tell you what, that was a long half an hour watching you get massaged.

Was it?

Yeah.

I didn't hate it.

I don't know, you were sitting there laughing at me.

Well, I wasn't just, we don't fuck with people that are asleep and then we, you know,

we don't mess around with each other.

Are you talking with me, but you were laughing at me?

I really, if there was just something so funny about what just like all of these grown

men all like, oh, like that's all you could hear wearing this thing, but then out just

outside.

I didn't realize I sounded that nice.

All of the, like just out.

Because I got destroyed.

I couldn't walk for two days.

Just outside of the, yeah, because we're on a plane.

Just outside of the thing is like blasting like, welcome to Changyeop, you know, like that's

going on right there.

And then there's just like all these people and you just like, Connor didn't know where

to look.

But you just kind of seem like this, like, that was one of, I haven't been dominated on

a massage table.

They were wonderful there.

I will say.

When they get their knuckles into your foot and your ankles, like I was in pain and she

was laughing at me.

Oh, I missed it.

It's too sore.

Yeah.

Oh, no, no.

Hard up, please.

No, I just, that's it.

Do you want me to soft up?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

That's when I heard you laugh when she said soft, and I said, no, and you just bit, I mean,

it was just so funny.

She's obviously gotten the knuckle right in the arch, which is amazing.

If I ever start running again, which, fuck, I think I committed to something the other

day, I'll need to go back to Changyeop and get her to sort out my legs.

I'm going to go back and get them to get my doom and hours again.

They did a great job.

They still all intact.

Except for this one.

Yeah.

So for those listening, Tony, has seemingly stuck her middle finger up at me, but it's just

the nail that's shipped off the top.

That's okay.

It's made it through three countries, sweetheart.

Yeah, it is.

And the other thing that we thought we would do to kill a little bit of time was the pool

in the airport at the Changyeop airport.

There's an outdoor pool on the fucking roof of an airport.

And it's like, you know what?

It's relaxing and outdoor pool.

You know, it's not relaxing.

And outdoor pool, right next to the plane, it's taking off.

I might just lean back on the tummy.

Yeah.

Fucking Boeing 747 up, you fucking ass.

Oh my God.

Lot going on at that pool.

Yeah.

But it's going on at that pool.

It was lovely to break it up a bit and kill a bit of time.

Well, it's the most interesting thing at the pool though, because there was a lot going

on.

I think the girl next to us wanted to sleep with all four of us.

Yeah.

And she'd be correct to think that.

Yeah.

She was living her best.

She was traveling alone.

She obviously liked.

And she had like a cat man do backpack with all the stuff hanging off her.

Yeah.

So I'm like, you've done what we've done.

You've done the cheap seats.

Yeah.

And you're doing the long layover.

There was a lot going on.

I don't even really know where to start.

What a wonderful idea is the first thing.

You should be able to swim at every airport.

So true.

Like, it really is a nice way to break it up.

Yeah.

There is a lot of admin having wet babies.

Oh, that is part of it.

What did you do with yours?

Mine are in the bathroom in the bin.

Yeah.

At the Changi Airport, swimming pool.

Yeah.

Someone who...

An old pair with a couple of holes in them that were probably ready to go.

I went, I might just accidentally leave them there.

The person that does the towels.

Free pair of Nike shorts for them.

What the heck?

Nike shorts you've left behind.

Oh, they've had...

Oh, that's a bit nice.

What do you make of that?

They've done some time.

Like, they were...

They've had a fair run, and that was their day.

We thought, oh my god.

Like, we've killed...

So we've done so many activities.

We've killed all this time.

Like, fuck, we must be getting close.

Singaporean street food market I went to.

Oh, yes.

We've got massaged.

We've swam.

I've got my nails on.

Yeah.

The flower garden.

The flower garden.

The butterfly garden.

The sky train.

Charles walked 40,000 steps.

Yeah.

Fantastic.

And we're feeling fucking unreal.

Let's get to fucking the next fly.

Here we go.

Go straight to our gate.

Here we fucking go.

We check the time.

And we realise we've just passed the halfway mark.

With nothing left to do.

It's just hit six hours.

And you go, God, the six hours is easy.

What about the other six that you've got on the back half?

Hmm.

So it's a long time.

It really is a long time.

Maybe we should have just done the six again.

Oh, go get my nails done again.

Yeah.

Get another massage.

Because you go, we've done everything.

Aside from like spending crazy amounts of money in a luxury store.

Which was even that doesn't take up too much time.

That was discussed.

Yeah.

It was like Tony, what are you going to do for all this time?

Oh, should you buy a Rolex?

Yeah.

Didn't the guy the Rolex store want nothing to do with us?

Yeah.

I think he knew exactly what was going on.

He goes, I've seen your top before.

You were just killing time.

You don't have any money to spend.

Oh, we wouldn't be able to try.

Yeah, we wouldn't be able to try on the fucking, what was the, what?

The date just.

The date just.

We wouldn't try that on.

Would we need guys?

No.

Well, I said, I said the lady date just thing that I was flexing.

And he goes, oh, that's only if you want the 26cm.

Anything above that isn't called that.

No, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to be in a raw water and he went, that's for customers.

Hi.

It's Maddie and Toby from Melbourne, Australia.

Hi.

This is Jessica from Toronto, Canada.

Hi, I'm Linda.

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Well, she wouldn't be around here

because they're all the great fishers over here.

I haven't had any fish yet.

We've had some fish.

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We're really close to the river, close to the Baltic Sea.

I think you're about doing a seafood diet

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So despite all of our best efforts

and all the conversations that we've had at length,

we have left the hot-take-tony headband in my life.

That is diabolical and unforgivable.

I know, I'm really sorry.

Would you like to wear, yeah, is that...

Oh, yeah, I could wear that.

It's orange, is that okay?

Well, it's hotter than...

The sun.

Like, not wearing it, you know what I mean?

Every Monday, hot-take-tony drops a hot-take.

So settle in, folks.

Some feathers are about to be ruffled.

Well, it's perfect that I'm wearing this

because my hot-take is actually a cold-take.

My hot-take is that it should be cold all the time.

You've been scorched.

I feel like that's something someone says

at the end of every summer.

Yeah, yeah.

Which we're at, being from Australia.

But then, when it gets to about August, September,

we'll go, when summer all year round, we fucking awesome.

But I am loving being in the cold here.

And even though I am a little bit serious...

Yeah, how's that going for you?

Which I understand irony of wanting it to be cold all the time.

But the clothes are so fun.

Look, look at this thing.

Ryan thought that Lily bought this from a store,

but I needed it myself.

It's a chunky...

It's a scarf, but it's a hood.

What's it called, mate?

Yeah, it's a sofa scarf.

Any knit as well, no.

Oh, what scarf?

It's a Sophie scarf.

But it's like a hoodie, but a scarf.

Yeah, it's just like a snooze.

Yeah, it looks really good.

Thank you.

Chunky.

Yeah, like it's thick wool.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

And do you wish you could wear that all year round?

I do.

And I wish I could wear a coat all year round

and I'll tell you something for fucking free.

I am getting very used to seeing you in a little scarf

and a little beanie.

I like it.

I can't like it.

You do like that, yeah.

You're depriving people right now, not wearing that.

Well, maybe I'll change it up for tomorrow.

It is very warm in the air being be though.

Oh, do you guys think so?

I'm so cold.

I'm so cold.

I think I'm having a fever.

You're wearing a t-shirt?

Oh, well, before I was hot.

Oh, yeah, you are.

I'm having the fever.

You guys might not even be here right now.

What should we have for dinner?

Fuck.

It is too early in the day to be at this stage

without having smoked anything.

No.

During the little beat, beat break in the middle

of the pod Tony went, oh, how good a podcast.

Well, I said, how fun is making a podcast?

Both true, true standards.

That is true.

Yeah.

One's more true for me.

Yeah.

Not a podcast girl.

No, that's okay.

That's fine.

But everybody listening watching the news.

I do think back to your hot take.

Thank you so much.

The jackets and coats are just fucking awesome.

I love wearing a sick coat.

I love wearing a sick jacket.

But even when it's cold and this is the issue

with modern day society, so true.

Probably the biggest issue facing most of the world right now

is that you put this big coat on

and then what you walk to the car and you take it off,

then you drive to wherever the fuck you're going.

You put the coat on to walk to the door

and then you take it and say, no, where's,

unless you go on for a long walk.

Yeah.

And who would do that?

Because fuck and get a better hobby.

It's a life.

Yeah.

Like, where do we get to where they sit coat?

But we've been walking around a lot here

because we, like, we don't have cars

and we've been exploring a little bit.

Yeah.

So do we have to move to the middle of the city

to get the value out of our coats?

I actually believe, yes.

That is true.

Do you like to live in the city, city of Melbourne?

No.

The city of Melbourne's not that nice.

Take that.

Like the actual CBD, I don't think is nice.

You have to think about the coat's tone.

Yeah, the coat, I do see the value in the coat.

Imagine you're getting up in the morning on Flinders Lane,

putting a really nice coat on,

wandering down to Loon to get a, a croissant.

Your little favorite coffee place

and they just come in and go morning tone,

just a regular you go, yeah, don't.

Then you put it back to your funky little warehouse apartment

in Flinders Lane, where you do your arts and crafts.

That sounds amazing.

Yeah.

Don't talk shit about my city dog.

No, no, no, I love, you know that I'll ride

or die for Melbourne any time,

but I don't think that I would like to live in the CBD.

In the CBD.

Like the pocket you're talking about is like the only

little bit like there of some bits

where you wouldn't want to live.

Or if you were a tourist, you wouldn't want to stay there.

Yeah, Bridgin, I got really drunk on Berk Street the other way.

Yeah, I know.

For that one night.

Yeah.

And that was like, you go down one alley

and you go, we should live here.

Then you walk around the next and you go,

hey, Bridg, we've had a great run.

So I think this might be the end.

Yeah, turn your fucking ring around.

Yeah, no, no.

Yeah, no, I get it.

I've seen it.

Yeah, I've seen it.

I get it.

Drew, I get it.

I don't think we've found that end of Latvia yet.

No, I've have it.

I have it.

Coffee for festivals.

I'm having a great time.

There was only one kind of scary looking street

which we went, oh, we won't walk down there.

And then we accidentally walked back up at the other way

and it was actually fun.

The tattoo one?

Yes.

Because the sign of the front makes it look like you're going to die.

There we scale.

That is fun.

Yeah.

That's where I got my hair cut I walked through there

and was like, we will actually walk that way.

But then when we came back through,

we were like, oh my god, that was that scary road

and it was fun.

I wish.

Better than fun.

The seats, the streets of CBD Latvia

are better and safer than Melbourne.

Well, is this CBD though?

No, this is old rega.

Yeah, but is that the same thing?

So I don't think this is the CPD

because I can see, be dead.

No, I can see those skysfuckin' scrapers on the other side.

That might be more CPD.

And I think that way it has more skyscrapers as well.

Which forgive me, but looks a bit severancy.

Thank you.

I haven't seen that movie, but show, yeah.

Yeah, but severancy.

Don't you reckon?

Yeah.

The word I would use?

Blake.

Where's the all-time, where the culture at?

Halesome, warm, people lovely.

You can get 25 shots of 25 Euro.

And a bunch of lovely finish girls to walk your home.

Yeah, and they'll finish up.

Let me tell you.

They'll finish you right off in a communal air being day.

More on that in a few days time.

I've got a lot of sun and sun written down for that one.

Yeah, we've got a sun, some NDAs for it.

Yeah.

Yeah, how do you say, okay, for broadcast and finish?

How do you say, Kevin, my asshole in like this?

Oh, I heard someone else say it last time.

That's why I don't actually speak.

DJ, DJ, I've just had a little look.

I'm so the central district is what they call it here.

And it's like over the water, like down there.

Which do you reckon is where I'm saying about?

Where we at dinner the other night?

I like that lead-o.

Yeah, where that lead-o was, but like to the left.

Start it, yeah, further down, yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, trendy people around there,

but it did feel more business-y.

There was a little subset of person around there

that we would call where we're from.

Hot trendy mums.

Rich as fuck.

Oh, yeah.

And sometimes, you know, people just gone about their day

and then out of nowhere, it's like,

how do you describe the clothing of the mom

and the thing in there?

Oh, my God, so shake.

Yeah.

Just like had everything going for them.

It was like brands we'd never heard of.

The jacket matches the pram,

which matched the kids little gumboots.

And they're all like matching colors.

And Tony, we're just sitting there

eating your sauerkraut and Lord knows you got enough

of it and that fucking serving.

And then you just looked up out the window and went,

go bitch, yes.

Yeah, I did.

And I just love it so much.

And they're just like pushing these prams.

I look cool as fuck.

And like every pram that I've seen

has been like the Cadillac of prams.

A bugaboo.

In this economy.

I haven't seen a single pram that was less than a bugaboo.

And you can fucking send that to bugaboo

and let them know that they're huge in Latvia.

And the mums in Latvia, fuck.

And they are bugaboo and hot.

Yeah.

To be a Latvian mom.

Oh.

From that side of the river.

Suits.

Suits.

We learned that Suits is every word.

Yeah.

Except Poldius.

Yeah, which is Poldius.

Poldius.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Poldius.

I've got to say it here.

Aside from all the fucking hot mums in Latvia.

Yeah.

I got this, we got this message from my job

from Jessica Purcell.

And she said, why don't you thank you

for the most hilarious moment.

I went through the drive through at Subway.

Oh.

I got a second.

I'm fine, Jessica.

I'm going to have to stop you right there, Jessica.

Do you drive down the solace?

Like do you slot, do you dish?

OK, here's what I'm picturing.

I'm going to be very honest with you.

You drive in and you stop like at the car wash.

And then a conveyor belt takes you at the speed

that the worker can make the sandwich.

So you see the cars parked?

Bringing you down, you go salami.

Yeah.

No lettuce, but I'll wear the spinach leaf.

Yeah, thank you so much.

Pineapple grow up.

No, it's not a wine pizza.

I eat my pussy.

I drive through Subway.

So I don't know about that.

I don't have any more information about that,

but surely people after listening

to this episode of what you're going to YouTube,

tell us if you've ever heard of that.

And if we are right about that's how it functions,

let me carry on.

I am.

Sorry, no, I don't think I'm wrong.

Sorry, no, we're not ready.

What's worse?

Oh, tell me.

That time I ordered a steak in a bowling alley.

Or ordering a steak at a place you can drive through.

Oh, got drive through.

A drive through?

Do you want medium or well done?

Well, it sounds like whatever turns up in 25 seconds

is going to be my answer.

Yeah, like I just asked me to be polite.

I like it.

This feels just like giving me options.

Yeah, I just...

Do you want to hit the pokies and have a few beers

while you're at it?

You just...

It feels like you would have...

And then they then operating how fast or slow you are

down the little conveyor belt.

And then do I drive off with my left hand on the steering wheel,

my right hand holding a sweaty porthouse steak?

Like, but vertically?

Yeah.

Like a sandwich.

Like you're holding a subway up?

That's the fucked up thing about the subway drive through

is I once ordered subway from a small town in Queensland

when I was driving home to Toowoomba.

And I'm like, great.

In the Yaris.

In the Toyota Yaris, fucking shout out.

And I was like, I am gonna drive back to Toowoomba

and have some subway on the drive.

Amazing.

No.

Terrible idea.

Because I'm too sick.

I didn't realize what I was saying.

No, you need...

It's a two-hand man job.

It's a two-hand man job.

But also, you can't eat subway without, like,

dropping a flop of tomato.

Oh, yeah.

Or like a real, thicky bit of avocado just hitting the paper.

But you're driving a fucking car and I was...

It's like...

It's not a car for it.

It was a crime scene.

Yeah, no, that's terrible.

It's not like that.

Like I went to the car wash after and the guy went,

Jesus Christ, it looks fucking awful in here.

What have you done?

I ate in subway and all the guys laughed and I went,

yeah.

Actually.

And he went in the car.

There's Italian hobs and cheese everywhere.

Yeah.

Fucking ranch everywhere.

And I go, that's not all ranch.

Yeah, some of it's come.

Yeah, so anyway, what did this fucking legend do

in the subway drive through?

I just needed to, like, stop down on that

because I don't have any more information.

You know, I Latvia is better than every country in the world.

I have a team of single office works.

So just saying.

That is true.

What I will say, though, is that I'm supremely confident

there is not a single drive through subway

in the country of Latvia.

Is there even subway in Latvia?

Because that would actually mean one point down for me.

If you can't get subway here.

There's subway in Rico.

Amazing.

Yeah, great.

How close is it?

Is there enough for works?

Google Officeworks Latvia.

Oh, excuse me, yeah.

Sorry.

That.

Walking distance book shop has everything

that you may want from office works.

They're not printing.

True.

They're not printing.

You can't get a book down there.

At the bar we went to the other night,

they had a printer, though.

What?

You've got a place where you ordered a hot orange juice

in a jug.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I ordered a pasta and they gave me one piece

of pasta.

Yeah, they have a printer.

What do you mean?

So if you need anything printed, you just get down there.

As in, like, for public use.

Yeah.

Oh, that is so funny.

Yeah.

Can I get one hot orange juice?

I'm like, I was so nice as well.

There he was.

Can I get one hot orange juice?

Can I please get one piece of pasta,

even though I ordered a name?

A bowl.

And can you please print off these business documents?

Yeah, and would you mind printing off my CV

because I want to apply for some jobs?

Yeah.

Thinking about staying.

Yeah.

I, uh, yeah.

I'll stay here.

Okay.

I'll fly the family over.

I took my enable for a little guided tour

on FaceTime this morning of the street.

Yeah, I can't.

She goes, how's Aunt Toddie gone on those couple stones?

And I went, oh, she's actually holding up her eye.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

I'm like, how did the first show?

So, true.

Yeah, it's early days yet.

Jessica Persell wanted to thank us

for a hilarious moment going through the drive-through.

Listening to Tony Ryan waiting for the food

and the window opens.

And I say on the podcast,

tongue punch my fart box at the exact moment

that the guy is there trying to hand the food over.

Jess says, I stare at him.

He hands me my sandwich

and I give him the most awkward straight across smile.

Presented to drive off and dart laughing,

like pulled over and was like,

I just have to eat my subway.

I think it's best drive-through experience

ever, probably can't go back.

And that's probably for the best.

Yeah.

You don't need to drive through subway any life.

I reckon there might be one.

What's that place?

It's not called Two Hills.

In your house.

Two rocks.

No.

Rolley stones.

Double view.

Double, okay.

I knew it was two things with a hill.

Yeah.

Oh.

I reckon there's a subway at the bottom of that hill

that might have drive-through capability.

I just don't understand the functionality of it.

It's for no one.

I don't think it's for me.

I think a drive-through place only works

if there's very few choices to be made.

What do you think about a drive-through coffee place?

Like as a Raffles.

So Raffles?

Oh my God, I've never heard such a Raffles.

I've never heard such a Raffles.

I've never heard such a Raffles.

I've never heard such a Raffles.

Man, it's a must-buzz.

Yeah.

We've just both won the game, I think.

They're, I haven't thought about

how all those inside are.

They're wanting to be echoed.

They'll biscuit on top and get a coffee.

You get biscuit, yeah.

That'll treat you right at must-buzz.

Yeah.

It's like a dome if you wanted it to be shit.

But the service is right.

No, it always loves it at must-buzz.

My love to see it is from Chanel Jordan.

I should know Jordan.

Hey, Tarp, as long time listener first time,

you love to see it, Cola.

Oh, bring, bring.

I've officially started the fucking blog

by not returning to my job after returning to leave,

and instead backing myself to go all in

as a self-employed hypnotherapist.

Fuck yeah.

Now, first of all, Chanel goes on

to justify hypnotherapy.

When I had the full depressos,

I did hypnotherapy like with a lady once or twice a week

for like six or seven months

and I changed my fucking life.

So you don't need to justify it to me,

but this is what she said.

And I worked at a hypnotherapy app.

We're all on board.

We're all on board.

Fuck, that's right.

Jesus Christ, you've got it.

Yeah, man, said health.

Um, showed up.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hypnotherapy gets a bad rep for being all stage tricks

and clocking like a chicken,

but it's actually a credible evidence-based way

of working with the subconscious,

which is basically the part of your brain

running the show while you think you're in control.

Mm-hmm.

I think that my subconscious might be fucked.

Why would you say that?

Well, cause whoever's running the show

is sometimes not doing great job, eh?

I don't judge them.

Just me.

Yeah.

Just my fucking backstage crew

doing whatever they're doing.

Sometimes you just got to let the subconscious

do what they need to do.

That's what Charles did after the 28th shot last night.

He goes, it's not me anymore driving,

but this other guy have a crack.

Yeah, they're taking the wheel.

Neutral, sorry, NeuralBloom at hypnotherapy.com.au.

They do it online as well,

so you can do it already.

Oh, that's awesome.

So Sean L. Jordan, congratulations.

So fucking well.

He got a sense of awesome.

Fuck yeah.

Tomorrow on the show, Confessions.

These are top confession.

And it is, and maybe your friend Jessica

going through the drive-through needs to be aware of this.

It is a bedroom confession.

Bedroom.

Yeah.

And Charles, did you write one in?

And the confession is a female typo.

And her husband thinks he's done something.

Made her come, but he hasn't.

Can I say something?

That's only going to make sense to you guys,

but everyone's going to get it.

You know that very slutty, sexy confession

you should be this about the threesome on the stairwell?

Doesn't that look like those stairs?

Is that what you were imagining?

Yes.

That's exactly what I was imagining.

Did the finished girl have to carry Charles up at three on the screen?

Yeah, something was getting up,

and I'm not just talking about Charles up the stairs.

You know what I mean?

It wasn't getting up.

After the 20,000th shot, there's no up from there.

Did you see anyone could be in the evening?

It's just any levels of flaccidity.

So that's coming up tomorrow.

Love you.

There's a new word.

Put that in the fucking meme thing in the end of the week.

How do you split, say, flaccidity in Latvian?

Chinette.

Soft a cock.

See you tomorrow.

Ciao.

Love you, bye.

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