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It is the WIP afternoon show with Ike Spike and Fritz best show there is thanks for listening on your radio 94.1 and streaming live on the free Odyssey app. We are the varsity. We are here for one more hour a shortened show But then tomorrow of course the big like sort of our real kickoff to the I was gonna turn your mic on Yeah Yeah, it has every once in a while you miss check every once well. That's not a you think I know you think it's not a you think Top five of five is sponsored by PDQ signature systems if you're in the restaurant hospitality or casino business You need a PDQ POS system with PDQ POS you'll sell more earn more and work less if you want the best trust PDQ POS Visit PDQ POS dot com Each the five number five five five Vani though. I know that boy. Who's that again? Vani, Hana Miriam. Bonnie
I hadn't heard that one. Yeah, you did one book. It was it was like three times longer before it was it was a short River. Yeah, no, it was Elliot was in right. Oh, you didn't hear it right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah She did this when Elliot was in there, okay, and the the Vani mentions in the intro They're like 30 of them. We shaved five seconds. Yeah, it felt like more it felt like more So what do you have? Today? We're talking about the five situations. I'm currently monitoring. Okay number five How long is Jack's paternity leave because I thought he was gonna be out till next week, but I just got called into the afternoon show on Tuesday Oh This coming Tuesday. Yeah Oh, no, no, no, I think I know why I think I know what that well, okay now first of all Jack's paternity leave is Observed and part of it is because he has so many that there's two issues. Yes So many babies in such a short time and we all know he doesn't do anything at home He's not doing anything. He is the least valuable of all the the chess pieces in that home
I think the reason you got called in on Tuesday is because we will be at Word it's before Merrill life. Oh, we got the Merrill live thing on Tuesday So we will be on remote and Jack will be with us. So you'll have to be here. Yeah, yeah now that you did when you said Tuesday I'm like Oh Not only take it off another day, but maybe a couple more days So we we think Jack will be back next week, but I don't know fingers crossed Coming in number four is I heard that Moosh is helping people with their top five that fives now specifically Lewis Coco Okay, that's interesting now Louie had a pretty good one yesterday. Yeah, so what what type of vice do you think? Moosh gave him is most given the advice of follow the Jack motor is most trying to Slide in there and get his own top five in there through Coco I don't know so I thought I gave Coco
Pretty good advice Yesterday, but at that point he had probably already decided what he was doing. Yeah, so Okay, so we have to we have to think here would we rather the producer sitting in for Jack? Think of it all on their own and maybe drowned or maybe Moosh Is helpful I say this Coco. It wasn't hilarious or anything yesterday, but I thought it was interesting yesterday What he chose to do? Let me just throw this out there. Okay, so for thought. Okay The moment we start I guess Encouraging Moosh. Oh, yeah from this with this behavior. You don't want to It's going to worsen as we get more he's gonna get gonna get more and more in there I'm telling you and you know Fritz wants no advice. Well, he's not gonna get Fritz advice He would walk he would dare you get Fritz advice and Fritz will tell Fritz will shut that down immediately
Yeah, are we creating a monster? Yeah, by You know what Coco's top five yesterday was terrible There we go is terrible it was terrible whoever he got Someone do we start blaming Moosh for the top five being bad? Well, that's the other thing is what has he given advice? Yeah, is he given advice to yeah? Is he giving it because Fran had did a pretty good job on whatever day it was with the data JLX was here. Yeah That was Tuesday then it's Tuesday Moosh is Moosh is at his work with his way into the show he is spreading his way. Yes He's behind the scenes doing stuff Maybe he thinks there's more free food in it for him if he gives more advice well, it's interesting Moosh interesting, well, okay, all right good enough. So it's getting crowded. Yeah, good to know good to know coming in at number three is something I produced yesterday during brod show I want to be doing what I did Get an aeronol tattoos on my inner thigh Should I want celebratory aeronol of portraits on the left thigh I make him dance I make JLN dance
That's what I want What is wrong with him could we get him to put it there? I actually think we have to step in for the brod's family and stop it What is wrong with him? Yes, we could beat him into anything. Yeah, well, clearly he enjoys getting tattoos. Yes Which I do too But he's already looking to go back on the table on the other thigh Yes, I thought that yeah, that was painful wasn't it when he just got the JLN would incredibly good He was going no on the other side. Yeah, which one well of course the JLN one will age better But there's a better chance I think it's more likely than not the JLN is the quarterback the Eagles next year Yeah, but there's a better chance that aeronol is on the Phillies than JLN hurts is on the Eagles next year We're locked in with no, yeah, we know he's not going anywhere So at least he'll know all of us. He'll feel you on the other years, right? Yes But it's a hundred more years He's gonna be on the Phillies longer than we're gonna be doing this show and we're gonna be doing this show for a while
Knows an extension. Yeah, what could see I don't even want to do it I would say we could get brod's to agree to put a null a tattoo on his inner thigh if the fills win the World Series But I don't want brods the other type of goals on his other inner thigh I don't want to do another brod show about him getting some ridiculous tattoo. Yeah nice try bro Nice try okay coming in at number two is Elliott Shore Parks becoming a food influencer with ESP eats Yes, yeah, they call it ESP eats ESP eats so online if we're gonna hear some of this right so online We saw Elliott do's like a two-minute thing where he was reviewing the food from the link from the link Yeah, now I don't know Elliott likes to Present himself as a fashion expert. Yeah as a music expert for some reason soccer expert soccer expert football expert But food I've never heard of food credit. Well, he let's hear the audio
It's up everybody here at the Jefferson Health training complex week one is Sunday the Eagles have a whole new menu of food items So we're gonna try them out training camps over. I'm gonna hand out some grades on these food. So let's get into it So first up we got a little taco here. So apparently it's an 18 inch taco, which they sell It's a lot of inches. This one not as much. So let's give it a go see how it is looks like we got some maybe some guacamole on here got the green shell Okay, I like it. I like it. Definitely. I was like a little peppery feel to it. I don't normally like spicy foods only takes I like this you definitely have to split it with people 18 inches to yourself would be a lot Um, I'm gonna go eight and a half ESP But what was that that he said right there at the end? Eight and a half ESP no before 18 inches a lot. Yeah inches to yourself would be a lot Especially when you're five seven. Yes, seriously, man. Yeah
I'll just say it man. Yeah Yeah Nice a food critic. Yeah, I don't I'm out on e. I don't need them to be listen I thought who told him to do that? No one. He's just a content guy The content he's trying to be portnoy. He's trying to be WIP's point portnoy, you know, but the piece of reviews. Yeah One bite everybody knows the rules. Yes. So what would Elliot's thing be 18 inches on everybody knows the rules Eight inches too much for one person. Yeah, what would you know about? Yeah, yeah, so there you go Yes, always something new always something no training camps that's that's okay reviewing tacos. That was a taco, right? He was it was yeah, it was the broad street beast the broad street beast It was green. Yeah, the show was green. Yeah, well, it's like a St. Patrick's Day when the beer is green Or whatever good. Yeah, all right number one and coming in at number one is I've had several people come to me my dad
My dad's co-workers everyone else and tell me and I've heard it that on air last week You admitted that you went easy on me. I did Yeah, I'm monitoring that situation I'm going to see and I regretted it and I was called on the carpet Corey brought that up as well I was called on the carpet that there I would say I'm just gonna be completely honest There are three reasons I went easy on you. It wasn't a decision. It was in the moment while I was doing it one You care a lot and you heavily prepare which is Right up my alley there are producers here who go into it without preparing it like you are so prepared and this goes to number two that You seem the little nervous and I will only beat on someone if like buzz I know can take a punch. He doesn't seem nervous. I want him to be more nervous Yes, and the third thing is and this is just You're a woman and it made it
Like I felt like a bully or something if I so you're your top five Which I think I gave a B or something was really a C Should have been a C and you screwed up the audio a few times and a buzz and screwed up the audio or got for a bit Fran had screwed up the audio or Jack even I would have murdered them So that it but but but I I am Moving forward you are playing by the same rules as everybody else and I would say this you could tell me if I'm being honest and not honest I thought today when I was talking to you you seemed less jittery than you you felt before and I don't know if you're doing that on purpose To make me feel more confident, but you seem less jittery less nervous today. Yes. Yeah, I've been through it a couple times Yeah, definitely. Yeah, but I'm glad to hear that going forward that you're playing by the same rules It's it's over. Don't care. That's all she wants. Yeah, well prepare all you want You got it when game times game time, you know, you got to perform so and I don't care if you're scared
I'm gonna yell at you and call your worthless if you screw something up So you're playing by the same rules as buzz you and buzz exactly the same exactly what you always wanted Good top five funny solid B-plus That's a real great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This hour sponsored by Guida Dorn window get 20% off all windows and doors with no money down up to Three years to pay it off interest free call Guida Dorn window at 877 go Guida or go to go GUID a.com 2559294 Cory and Columbus you're on WIP hey Cory Hey, man don't don't bring me into this fight you said it Cory said Come on Don't be like I show don't be like I'm not feeling you said I'm the air You said nothing you were right. I'm giving you credit Uh, man Hey, man, you know yesterday I apologize, you know, I put I put it spike and like a you know particular situation I say would you trade, you know valve for for all these women I shouldn't have done that you know
I like jack I would never have to have that because I know jack ain't never trading jute is man playing babies her every year That's Well, that's one way to play But you know I couldn't I couldn't miss out I could I couldn't miss out on the day I know y'all really ain't really adjusted yet. I don't care to show three hours coming Yeah I had to address this you know, I'm saying I had people it was so hyped telling me this guy's drake me was the greatest quarterback Oh my gosh, AJ Browns. He's got the he's got to explode this year All I know is you know he's gonna spend a lot of time with that IR buddy, you know, I'm saying this ain't making fun of nobody get hurt I'm just saying you know hey Granting all his greener we try to tell you you know, I'm saying we try to tell you drake me that Glass your jack was hyping them up. Oh MVP we almost had highway robbery like
This man was almost handed luckily Matthew staffer turned his game up the last two weeks of last season This man was almost handed a full gazing MVP and they were to use that to tell him he was better than my quarterback He's not That flea flicker I Oh For crow I forget the bar there That dude to the that dude to the crow hop is still on the throne and AJ Brown want to give you the thumbs up All I know it I ain't gonna I ain't gonna touch too much on it today, you know I ain't gonna kick a man when he down But I am gonna kick dirt on this dude As you get you you you you say you was in heaven all that I'm in this feels like heaven All I know is last night that didn't look like you having to me and this is a sign of spike on the way out I know it's a backup quarterback But at 1310 game a look too bad spike a 13 and 10 game didn't look too bad last like I bet you didn't see off
Well, yes, and you know what they did they wanted with with drew lock not turning the ball over so hey the point is Anybody can win a 1310 get his Donald what's that well, but yes Because because oh maybe he's got a good team around them and it makes him look better than he is look Here just a couple things because I want to dress everything he said I just want everyone. I am not a Drake May guy I was not a Drake May guy. I argued with both these guys about Drake May last year. I call them Drake Maybe all year. Yeah, didn't beat any winning teams blah blah blah and and I agree with you on the MVP It is even even and I know I had money on it, but even in forgetting about this game If he had won the MVP over Stafford I would have melted down the year that Stafford had last year compared now Drake May may probably well and still end up being a very good quarterback I just know if it happened to our guy when our guy didn't have a j
That's the reason they didn't beat the box right That's right. Oh, but guess what guess what yeah, I'll tell you right now my guy went we 10 points Spot nurse 10 oh my two being losing that day. I don't give me wrong last year We had a couple blunders Broncos Cowboys. Yeah, but last year was it was a I bought last year with a I bought season Yeah, if you spot us 10 points and AJ go depth first of all AJ 3 for 26 before before half time right So he he wasn't even looking at I want believe you I had no one on we are watching yeah, I think everybody watching Hey, so hey and I saw a lot of hits route. Yeah, yeah, screen Yeah, all I know is they told me that's what Jalen could throw. That's what he wanted to run So all you know, we'll see but tomorrow. I will talk you know We got to refocus our mark tonight. We got roof for the night is damn. I don't want to do that, but you know Thank you for the call Corey. Yeah, AJ gets hurt high ankle sprain which could be I mean those linger and it seems like it would probably be a month now
I wanted everyone to hear this because Vanny do you have the the audio from the sports radio station up in Boston? Because I think generally we are accused locally of treating Our quarterback in a different way than other cities treat their quarterbacks So so yet so Drake may whether he deserved it or didn't deserve it Drake made was in the Super Bowl last year and was runner up for MVP And this was the first game of the year where AJ Brown got hurt against what was last year the best defense in the NFL So this was on in Boston sports radio on the post game show of the game last night They tried to hide him all night long with high school place with the Zavarian playbook high school Swing past little runs roll out to nowhere high school football The second he had to make NFL plays or throws he was screwed He couldn't do he made one NFL throw all night that was the Hollins on one of the third downs
That was a little bit deep on an incite nice timing He made high school plays all night long That's what happened and he could not step up and that throw to end the game was to scat I was in copry henceable and disgusting to even put the ball with that much air under it that situation It was be funneling That was just a joke you cannot do that he blew this game and he was bad all night I thought the only thing he produced all night was high school level place high school science class chemistry It was awful So that is the first game of the year after a runner up MVP season I just want to be clear Phil. He's not the only place that does this How that's Boston Yeah, if it's anybody who's going to do it it'll be Boston. Yeah, boss. There's the funny thing with the with the high school Plays they ran They run high school plays last year. Yeah, I don't know. I'm his same I just I'm wondering is that a McVeah McVeah McDaniel thing right that that's the kind of offense he put the guy
Honestly, the offense last night and I'm sending myself Trayvon Henderson is out. You're gonna try to beat the Seahawks by running Ramondrey Stevenson right against that defense He's too slow. He's not a loose of enough that defense is gonna swarm him every time he touches the ball They play I think they played a Freight of the Seahawks defense. Yes Yes, and I thought that was the point that I thought he was the most right on was that they They looked Scared to test the Seahawks defense. They looked scared at office and lying blocking. Yes, they looked like they were playing like the Super Bowl was yesterday Yes, that that they were shaken by what the Seahawks did and they just wanted to play conservative They didn't be close and that I just want to follow Yes, and and that is the that's the whole issue with And Drake may play terrible last night three interceptions that last interception was terrible That was the worst out of three. That was that was you just came to you and feel go range to tie the damn game
That was that's stupid. That's that's a dumb play there Yes, and that that for me That is why I get now Jayland doesn't throw a lot of interceptions right he did he had one I think when it's a charging game Yeah, four is just outrageous. Yeah, four out of the six interceptions through all year came in one game However To me that is the issue now is the Seahawks, but that that's why the Them only having ten points even though they're winning ten to nothing ten points is two scores And then it's over now for the you know the Seahawks it was three scores, but still that's the That's what makes you nervous, but but here's the thing with that yeah If you're only scoring ten points. I don't think We're saying We want to score ten points and win that way we're saying that they win that way we'll be okay with it I think it's a little of both. I think that's what you're saying. Yeah, well anybody to say and they want to The score fewer points. That's that's just ridiculous. Yeah, that's that's silly. Yeah, that's silly
That's more of we're accepting. This is what it is New England on the other hand they went on again two wide receivers this all season. Yes What's their excuse? Yes, yeah, right? What's their excuse for not putting together Again, I know you're playing a great defense. I get it in Seattle But at some point I didn't think they threatened With the exception of flea flicker play I didn't do anything to threaten Seattle's defense. Well, and then you have whatever and then you had It's it's always funny watching Another NFL game with your Eagle sprain on mm-hmm because bootate drops that Wide open Dog's yeah Yeah, bootate is on the different team now, but dobs drops that drop dobs with the giant helmet I'm the sand bro. Yeah, you're a white out. Are you are you trust the night?
How could you catch a ball with your head? But you just see that you think if he catches that ball right maybe the whole game's different Maybe doesn't throw that final interception and yeah, yada yada yada, you know, I Now do wonder looking at them How good new England is gonna be this year With yeah, I have no idea that didn't look great to me last night that that didn't look like you know what I mean? You know, they didn't have a new quarterback. They had the same quarterback with the same office of coordinator Yes, yeah, it wasn't every now they they didn't play in preseason just like everybody else, but right that looked yeah that looked ugly and Can we chalk the first game up to that? I think because he was might win 16 to 10 Sunday. Well, that's what everyone will chop Will say that it's because the first yeah, well, and I think The they'll never change it and I understand why they won't but the whole thing where Sequan said that everyone is treating the first four games of the season like the preseason
I think that sucks. I think I understand why teams are doing it. Yeah, I think it sucks I think it sucks. We only get 17 games a year. We're saying a quarter of the games We're gonna look terrible because we didn't play in the preseason. Yeah They're playing preseason. Yeah, yeah, yeah or more joint practices or something to me It's no excuse because I know you're using the hell thing Well, AJ got hurt In a half a half a game. Yes Sam donnell got knocked out in the first series. Yes Didn't plan the preseason. Yeah Got to the first game. Yeah, that engine. Yeah It's why are you ever? Yeah, you can get hurt at any time. You get they get hurt in practice. Yeah, or who's that? Who will get hurt walking to the field today? Yeah, Bowers Brock Bowers out for however long. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, too is hurt for some reason. Yeah. Well too a sugar time I didn't want to play that song. Well, it's too late. Oh my back hurt. Yes 2 1 5 5 9 2 94 94 better about the Eagles you do after seeing that game. Okay
2 1 5 5 9 2 94 94 we will talk about tonight's game coming up next. Take your calls as well. I'm like that too better at the net No, that one might that one could look ugly too. Yeah, we'll get into that coming up next 2 1 5 5 9 2 94 This is the WIP after noon show with Ike's bike and threats Thursday night football is back in fandoo In partnership with Valley forch casino is giving you a reason to celebrate every touchdown For nighters versus the ramps tonight every touchdown pays here's how it works Opt in and use your token on an eligible bet then sit back and watch the touchdowns add up because Every time either team finds the end zone you'll get bonus bets. That's right 49ers score touchdown bonus bets Rams touchdown bonus bets another trip to the end zone. Yep. You guessed it more bonus bets Now it doesn't matter which team scores every touchdown can mean more bonus bets coming your way So make your pick on Niners versus Rams tonight then get ready to root for touchdowns all night long
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