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Very dangerous.

They've got the experts.

So, uh, no.

Toucher and hearty.

No.

I'm the sports hub.

This is the band Phil Perry.

No idea who they are, even though he's lived in DC.

They know the 930 club.

Hold against them for the rest of his life.

Not me though, right?

Adam, I know Boston's music history now.

Well, that remains to be seen.

Yeah.

Fred, just of interest because we are playing Fugazi.

They released the Steve Albini version of Vin on the killtake a couple of weeks ago on

Bandcamp Friday.

No way.

Might be worth it.

Yeah.

He's even over my head with that.

I know Steve Albini.

And I know Fugazi.

They recorded that album with Albini and then scrapped it.

They didn't like how the sessions came out and then went and re-recorded it.

But it's cool because it's one of those things that's been bootlegged for years and now it's

actually properly released.

And now with the internet, like none of that is of any interest to me.

Like, it's like, it used to be, you would, like if you told me when I was eight years old

that like every Van Halen concert would be on the YouTube and like all these like unreleased

songs would be out.

Like I used to, I remember I'd buy like bootleg albums.

They were all terrible.

It was just all.

They're bad.

And like the whole rarity argument is gone now, right?

Because there's a cool things you found this like, oh, this cool live, you know, show

that they did, but it's like, well, there's 800 of those.

It's not as cool and it's too much to sift through.

And this isn't like the things were better back then.

This is just the way it is for me personally.

Is this that like things like that no longer really interest me is, well, I don't know

if this Fugazi thing ever, I didn't really care that much about Fugazi, but I certainly

knew they existed and know the song repeater.

But nonetheless, if like there was even like a, my favorite bands of descendants, if

there was like some descendants thing, I would have blown my mind, you know, 30 years

ago.

But now it's just like, I would be like, okay, like I might passively listen to it for

a moment.

I might have no attention.

I'm like everyone else.

I got no attention span.

Phone killed it.

Oh, yeah.

I don't listen to albums.

I barely listen to music.

I don't, I don't, I don't, if I figured out how I'm spending all the time I have alone,

I couldn't, I couldn't tell you.

I'm wasting so much time.

I get frustrated with that.

I don't know about you.

I'll pass it.

My office said, what did you do today in your day off?

Like, I don't know.

My daughter, I go to my daughter because we were talking about how I coached her basketball

team.

And I said, let's watch this episode of always something filled out a few season two.

The gang gives back where they coach a youth basketball.

It's a fantastic episode.

I say, she's looking at her phone, I go, so it's 22 minutes, just watch it.

And you know, she's laughing her ass off.

I can't, I'm looking at that phone of mine.

It's, it's buzzing.

And she's looking at me, looking at the phone.

And I can't, I'm worse than her, 15 year old girl, and I'm worse than her with the phone.

I'm no better than, believe me, I'm no, I don't think I'm better than anyone else.

It's just a shame.

So like a lot of this is, you know, oh, like you're like an old guy, like that middle-aged

guy.

But the thing is, I'm only telling you my own experience, it's just, I don't, I don't

care.

I've fallen victim to all this, too.

But one other thing that I want to address, okay, and put a photo of my son and I up content,

you know, for the, you know, I'm a lot of, oh, it drives, oh, it drives, you get, you

get a lot of, you got a lot of, you get a lot of the good stuff with that.

You can't take a picture with Kendra every day.

Oh my God, it's sometimes, and so, and they're always something like you're wearing a flat

brim hat.

And someone in the comments said, yes, he's wearing a flat brim hat because this is the

way that people wore hats for our entire lifetimes.

You didn't invent it.

I did.

This is the way that it was, when I was 16, and then like, and Stussy is back, is a brand

again.

I've seen that.

That's wild, man.

Yeah.

And so my daughter is like, I'm going to go to, she's going with her mother to New York

City next weekend.

She's like, I'm going to the Stussy store and I said, yeah, she goes, I'll FaceTime you

there.

If you want something.

And my, my ex-wife goes, I feel kind of like a poser getting something there.

I go, no, no, no, no.

When I was 13 years old, there was a Stussy store in Birmingham, Michigan on Main Street.

And I would shop there every time I was fortunate enough to have a little bit of money and be

in Birmingham.

So no.

The same thing I don't wear supreme, but the same thing is with supreme is that when it was

a store in New York City, it was 1993, I was a senior in high school.

No, no, no.

I don't wear a supreme, but you don't get to own that.

There are things that I would feel I have aged out of many of them.

But if it was the style of my era and a brand of my era, my era being teens or 20s,

no.

Bust out those IOU sweatshirts.

I never had an IOU sweatshirt.

I did have your bows and you know, I do not own a pair of Dungarees.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess where you were growing up.

I'm going to guess that the IOU and Cavareechi combo was big with the Calddeans when you

were growing up.

Cub bone.

Yeah.

John and I.

Well, John lived it, Spencer gifts.

All right.

I'm trying to find it.

I'm trying to find the story.

Fascinated.

I had one of those.

Where is the Shaquille O'Neal story?

I am trying to find.

Oh, the Shaq.

Oh, you put it in.

Okay.

I have it.

All right.

All right.

All right.

So remember when I told Cedric when we had him on the phone and this is, they've done study

speaking of the social media that people will consume stuff on social media and know

it's not true about a famous person and it sort of doesn't matter because they'll still

just associate the person with that lie.

You know, if it's something very serious that someone's being accused of, that's a terrible

thing.

But this is one of, this is where we've gone as a society just coming up with this.

So Shaquille O'Neal, he has a podcast for some reason and he had his guess, you have

a podcast of Jim Jones and Bailey Jackson are available.

So he's sitting around with them.

And there was this internet rumor that Shaq exposed for shooting his shot at Sabrina

Carpenter.

You know what shooting your shot means?

It's not dirty.

Do you know what it means?

No.

It's like hitting on them via DM, okay?

So the root of the rumor is a screenshot of a message thread that appears to show a DM

exchange between O'Neal and Carpenter.

You know Sabrina Carpenter?

Yes.

That's it.

Flat chested young woman.

After Jones read the headline, O'Neal proceeded to read the message telling the duo, I want

you to tell me if it's me or not me.

And one message reporting to be from O'Neal read, Dan, baby, I would keep your farts in

a Cologne bottle and spray it on me every day.

Just jokes.

O'Neal continued reading, I'm Shaq's, what's your name, baby?

The message was met with a response from a fake carbon who wrote, I know who you are.

You're a way too famous for sending me messages like that.

And according to this message, Shaq wrote, I can't be horny and want some of that snow

buddy, Kitty for myself.

You're being rude for no reason.

You can't handle big diesel anyway.

And that's apparently from Shaquille.

Shaq was reading it.

Yeah, he's reading it because he didn't write it.

Because it's a sign that he said that Shaquille O'Neal would say, damn, I want to keep your

farts in a Cologne bottle and spray it on me every day while trying to get a famous woman

to sleep with him.

I would think that Shaquille O'Neal has been through it enough where he would know that

that's not a good way to do it.

Now we could have many women who are on the internet say, oh, I get my people want my

farts in a sealed bag and things like that.

We know that they want socks.

But that's the problem is that now he's got to address that and he didn't do that.

But you know, when I was at Rollins College, freshman year at Rollins College, when Stussy

was a friend and I was wearing a flat brim hat, the Shaquille O'Neal was playing for the

Orlando Magic.

I believe he was a rookier a second year player.

He is going to shoot a commercial in the Rollins gym.

Really?

Women's basketball practice is ending.

Women's team is leaving Shaq in his people or arriving Shaquille O'Neal's probably 22,

21 years old.

Girls on the team between the ages of 18 and 22, it's all very appropriate above board.

Shaquille O'Neal starts talking to one of the women.

I'm within your shot.

I'm very interested.

He's a large, one of the largest human beings I've ever met.

And I'm sitting there and I'm listening to the conversation and she politely tells them

that she will not give him her number.

And I said, wow, I need to go a little bit.

I said, wow, he was hit on you.

I'm surprised you didn't go out with him and she's like, he would destroy me.

Like I can't have that on me.

On me is not even really the issue, but she turns to me and she goes, are you kidding?

He would destroy me.

And then I thought, even though he's rich and famous, there's got to be a lot of women

that won't sleep with Shaquille O'Neal.

I can't overemphasize the size of this man.

We went out and I have a picture of my son on Shaquille O'Neal's lap crying his eyes

out because he was just like, it's like, he's almost in human in his size.

If you've seen his shoe and stuff, do you ever stand next to Shaquille O'Neal?

Yeah.

Because it's not even like a height thing.

He's just massive.

It's just massive.

There's very few people like that.

Gronk is like that kind of size.

Yeah, but Gronk is not 70 tall.

And I've never really just liked that too.

Yeah, I'm sure.

But not Trent, the offensive tackle for the Patriots.

Trent Brown.

Okay.

He's like that.

Yeah.

So there is a certain point where like, I mean, if you're, what was he back then?

Seven, one, three, three, twenty, three, ten.

I mean, that's, there's, I mean, physical limitations of people.

I mean, that's a, that's a large and massive man.

It's a massive man.

Now if you reversed it and you put Wallach in the situation and there was a seven foot

to three hundred and twenty pound woman, who as I said, there's a, that could crush him.

And that might be the way to go.

That might be open.

Very good, Danny.

You see that?

Yeah.

That's just 15.

You're saying that's his Disney world.

I'm happy.

This is all over the place who cares.

I'm getting a dental implant and it's Friday, but so Blind Scott emails a thousand times

a day.

But he's at one of them caught my eye and I don't, blind Scott, I don't read any of your

emails.

You're really wasting your time.

But there was one where he's like, you have to go to this convention.

You have to go to this convention.

It's a big boob convention.

And I went, oh, I wonder if there's a convention just for women with big boobs.

That would be funny thing to send Nick to.

And I look at it and I go, there's no way this is just a convention for big boobs because

then it would be a convention that's everywhere all the time.

And so I looked at it and it's not.

It's a convention for people that are obsessed with giants.

Like Godzilla sized women like bigger than skyscrapers and it was in it's a movie heavy

metal.

Yeah.

Exactly.

So like, first of all, the website was like written in crayons.

So like I knew it wasn't like any kind of real thing.

Like any, and it wasn't even like a legitimate fetish.

But his interpretation, well, he's blind.

So what do you want another guy?

But his interpretation of this big boob summit was actually, and it's not around here.

It's in Portland, Oregon.

Because if it was around here, I'd still send Nick, all right, ask Nick to go.

But no, there is a sexual fetish of, I guess it's men, generally, that have this fetish

of a giant woman and not giant in any human way, not even in a shakilonil way.

Like 20 feet high, you know, the size of a skyscraper.

So I'm like demolishing them.

Okay.

I don't know.

We're a complicated species.

We're very splintered.

The more we look into this, the more scattered things seem to be.

Yeah.

Like that's something that, because that can't happen, right?

Like there's just no way that can happen.

So maybe that's something you, rather than, you know, getting with like-minded individuals

and hanging out, maybe that's something that you maybe look into.

Because it's something that could never happen.

Like you're having a fantasy about like a literal, it will never exist on the planet.

It's inhuman.

It's something that is an unfaithelable fantasy.

Very bizarre.

And if that is like your, what you need to be sexually satisfied, there could be a problem

in that a human could not do that.

It's an unfaithelable fantasy.

That's all.

You know, Danny?

This isn't even dirty.

I know.

Yeah.

You know, I'm not trying to make it uncomfortable.

We're having a real conversation.

Oh, you're not.

All right.

Where were you, Dan?

Let's get to it.

Oh, yes.

I got, we got time.

That wasn't going to fill the whole thing.

I had a nice relaxed vacation.

Yeah.

You went to Orlando.

Your daughter is the Babson softball coach and she's doing a great job and she's coached

a lot of games down there.

Coach 12 games.

So we went to see those games around it.

We stayed at Disney, over near, you know, in the Swan Hotel, had a wonderful time.

And that on property.

Uh, yes.

Kind of.

What did you hear about Ryan?

What did you think of Ryan when you found out at the same time you were staying at the

Swan Hotel?

Ryan was in Kissimmee, Florida.

I know.

The poor fella.

Well, and it's just on poor.

Yeah.

I mean, let's be honest.

That is called me.

I would have come over.

I mean, that is, I could have stayed in my place.

Kissimmees like a, like a legitimate dump.

This is not class classes, classes, either.

It's like, watch the movie about the, with Will and the foe, about the Kissimmee.

Oh, the, the hotel.

Yeah.

The Florida project.

Because it's essentially the projects of Orlando is Kissimmee and it's surrounding

Disney world.

So people that have this dream of going to Disney world and can't quite make it there

and go to Kissimmee and then they're confronted with prostitution and crack.

All right.

But Danny, you're on this one hotel on our final day.

Well, well, our own Ryan is with the prostitute and Craig.

The prostitute come over.

I'd have been fine with that.

Yeah.

But then he has that crack on him.

Go ahead.

So we decided we were in Epcot for a bit and my nephew texted me and said, Hey, there's

a concert over at the American Pavilion in Epcot once you go over and see.

So I went over and watched the concert.

It was fun.

There was a couple dancing furiously in front of me and I said, you know what?

I'm going to tape this and play it for Fred when I come in.

Oh.

So tell me who this group was that I saw.

Okay.

Okay.

I actually saw a concert.

Wow.

It's like the Bay City Rollers.

He's gone.

I'm going to be there in the next two or three days.

Of course it's coming up.

Two, three, four, a turn to stop.

You don't remember the song?

How can I remember something that has an exist?

Oh.

I do.

And it's annoying the crap out of me.

I can't put my finger on it.

Do you know that?

I didn't know it and so actually Ryan and I

Slooped in a little bit and figured out but I didn't know

Just watching the

Listening really sounds familiar. So this is a free concert at Disney. Yes, and you and you and this is an actual recording act that you will

Know the name of once you and you had a relative that said hey come to this. Oh go watch it. It's fun

He said I'm having fun doing this. He just said if you want have a good time or relax a little bit go watch it

Another song by the they're obviously British and they're obviously from the 70 yes, but I I

I mean you throw it in a hat. I have no idea. It's not Fugali or whatever, but it's like you know that's right

It is not Fugali, but and so it's a it's a British band from the 70s that I'm taking it

There's not that's not women singing background. That's just falsetto males

Okay, so it's not yes because they'd be far too big and it's not a prog rock band even

Because it's not intricate enough. It's just a real garbage band

Do you want another name a song is it status quo?

Oh

Well, Jeff Lin is dead

How can he hello be playing without the guy? I don't know I don't even know what his name is no other bands play without people

You've been not the guy. All right. I just thought it was fun

I tried to bring a little music into your life

Sorry, so how long did you know how long did you stand there? I definitely still alive

Believe it or not I didn't think I thought you were correct on that, but no

He's so is he the only is that so I guess the thing is he's more Dylan still alive too

So he's not even the only traveling will be real. I guess

Because Orbison's dead patty is dead patty's dead Harrison's dead. Yeah

So I just figured he'd probably be dead too yellow for free at Epcot you just doesn't get any better than was he there

It was was Jeff Lin there was there like a guy with a whitey fro. Yes. Yeah, that's that's no

No, I know, but was he gonna be him. Yeah, he was him. It's gotta be him. Yeah, I'll show you the video

At what point do you just go? It's not worth it anymore. I think that's what's keeping you alive honestly

Like you got it at that age. He's born in 1947. You got to have something to look for. I want to know how much you got paid because yeah, there were performances at 530

645 and 8. Oh my god, I literally played five songs and that was it tight 25 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah

Yeah, I wonder how much they got paid and they had to pay them to go to Orlando and pay them like to like put them up at the park and

Bring all the equipment in when does it turn into a Frankie Valley situation where he just been propped up

He keep going out there. Well, I've never seen anything like Frankie Valley

Frankie Valley can't even move. I would to see Sinatra late in his career very late

And his son had to sing lyrics along with him to keep him on pace of boy the lyrics. Okay, Frankie Valley

They're they're playing his voice and he can't get the microphone to his mouth let alone move his mouth

It's he's in his 90s and he's basically

It's like weekend and bernie's with less animation. It's it's cruel

What they're doing and all the background singers look like the situation

And they're and they're doing like the background singing and I think like nothing weird's going on

Yeah, and people are in the people are people show up are in the obvious. I know just to watch this guy good to be true

Like like just not die

They while they play like his his garbage

It was just an honor to see him. You know what I mean? It was just but Sinatra and Elvis in the Beatles are kind of like

And so iconic just to be in the room. That's that's the other thing Valley is not in that there are guys

But there are guys that age that are still out there like for instance Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney just released a new album. He's 83

And he's still he's still out there now is he does he sound the same as he did 20 very good

Well, no, he does that's my point. No, he doesn't you tell you can tell he's 83

But he's Paul McCartney and he's functional. He's very good. He's very big venues. No, he's playing it actually

Well, he could play anything you want to be playing a theater in LA and he's only doing his own nights. Yes. Oh, don't bring me down Fred, you know

Hello, all right

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Hey guys, uh, so real quick on the baseball and pending strike. I think my past

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And it out of the four major sports baseball is by far the hardest to become a free agent

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We did something similar to football whether it's four or five year contract entry level and didn't like get around with service time

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Okay, yeah, I mean there listen. There's a lot of incentive to an agreement

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You're telling them they're gonna lose money if they don't do it

incentive in that you could make more money if they do do it

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Well, it would be a bad time to be doing it because I don't think baseball has been this

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Um, imagine what it would do to Dan. I know well

I have an email that pertains to Dan, but it is addressed to me

Don't worry. Don't worry. It's not one not one you're gonna get uncomfortable about

It says John. I was driving through north and over yesterday

Which is the town at Dan Roach lives in and I saw a couple of political yard signs for a candidate named Brian Roach

Is that someone related to Dan so much and asking while he's in the studio today? No

No, not at all. No, no

No, right. No, no relative of yours has ever run for office. No. Well, he lets his daughter marry someone named Roach too

Yeah, what's going on about that? Huh?

Yeah, if you don't know Dan's daughter who's of course her last name is roach married a man with the same last name

But you did say they did a genetic thing. Yeah, well, yeah

Did they are you making that up there from Arlington? We're from and so same last name same city

Yeah, at Arlington, Texas or Arlington, Massachusetts

She was a knucklehead a little close

Oh, even if she was from Arlington or even if he was from Arlington, Texas

I'd still you know, I would have done it. Yeah, that's a little too close for comfort to spell it the same way just a little odd

So what is she what is her? Well, how does she refer to herself?

Uh, Torrey Roach roach

Did she use her middle name? No, just Torrey then well, I know

For instance, Victoria my ex-wife my ex-wife's made a name was BAME, but she calls herself Stephanie Eva Tutcher

So I like that's when you have to use a middle name. She doesn't use her middle name, you know

Well, that's got to make you happy

Because not the way you named her is the way that she remained. Yeah

So that even when she's using three names

She's using the names that you gave her. Yes, so you're still in charge based. Oh, yeah

You're after James Taylor, you know Torrey Taylor Roach

No, you didn't you didn't name her after James Taylor. You're just saying that to annoy me

Why

Is it because of Jonathan Taylor Thomas was it was at the height of I think my wife just liked the name

Was it the height of home improvement and you couldn't get the height of new metal Jonathan

Oh, no wait, that's Davis from corn never

I have an email. Okay from Sarah from Everett

She said I'm a little disappointed how quickly you allowed Fred to dismiss Dave tree performing the winning song

What I think what she means to say is judging our song competition

Dave's a fixture in Boston hardcore punk scene beyond that tree hosted the hemp fest on the commons till became legal

I don't smoke

Spurmicide is their classic and I'm slightly biased because Dave pulled me out of a pit for all at club baby face providence

Sarah from Everett. Okay. It's a Sarah sharing a lot of things about Dave tree that I know already

But thank you. It's interesting because we were having this discussion the first segment to the show about how who we're going to get in here to

To judge the thuppet songs and I have a couple of them here one from john and I guess this is directed at you

12 it just says get willy local Alexander who is who is that a willy local Alexander is another like legendary fixture of the Boston

Music scene from the 1970s

But again, we run into the problem where these guys are all in their 70s

So they're not really going to be you know prone to coming in and doing it in early morning show

I think who did you get there up there up the hour John?

Well, first of all you'd want that I don't want that guy in studio

I want someone who had a recording contract that I knew of right that's all

That's really it. I was willing to sync to buffalo Tom level

But that's about as far as I'm gonna go now. This is really gonna get guys on the phone

But

But like let's let's put the floor at buffalo Tom

Okay, then you're not interested in my buddy Mike pitched a son Robert Ellis Oral who's written a bunch of songs for a bunch of people

And was an 80s guy too. I think we should just uh, I think we should just go with uh with

Esoteric if you if we reach out to him today, maybe he'll be he could come

Who would be your ideal guy for it?

Do you like like really Peter Wolf or if anyone in aerosmith like had it together like anything like that

Like it's just maybe Steven Tyler's still here somewhere

He used to live in Marshfield

But like the thing is is that

Great because I just went through my aerosmith biography. We could we could kidnap

Joey Kramer Joe Perry and Steven Tyler you could question Steve Tyler about that limo incident back in the day that we had with that

Wasn't his fault. That's one of the people it wasn't even working for him being a dick

But what the idea Dan was that there's these goofy songs that people made we don't really even need anyone

It's not imperative to the contest

But someone had made this suggestion that we had someone in and I immediately

You know because I think I ran into Peter Wolf at the library in the new library

I was like wouldn't it be cool if like Peter Wolf was here

And Adam of course

Calls himself connected to the Boston music scene so I figured he could just run out and get whoever we want

And he's more useless than me because if we end up with that so far if we end up with Esoteric it's because of me

So uh, I thought maybe he could pound the pavement a little bit and get us a rock guy in first of all

It's not about me and you and getting brownie points who care? It's about getting the right person on the show

It's not brownie points. It's not what who's saying brownie points. I'm saying that it's about don't take it that way

That what I'm saying it's not to impress me

But because you know so many people yeah, and they're all saying no it's a drag

And the people I know you're not interested in I think Dave Shrew would be great. You don't want them. I don't know who he is

Again, that's fine

Pressure Peter

It loses its importance if no one knows who the person no

And I and I agree with you on that and I don't even want it to be like someone cool or something

Yeah, I just want like someone it could be even if like I was willing to the lady from

Letters to clear whatever band is can't lay like because I know

They had the big hit song they have to have the right

A right amount of renown it can't be too big and it can't be someone that's too obscure right

I want someone in a in a band that had instruments yes

That had in rock bands and that even that even had a medium hit that I heard yes growing up in Detroit. Yes that it that it's that's that's really it

Because Buffalo Tom I know the name of the band. I don't know if I've ever heard one of their songs

But I at least know the guy from Buffalo Tom and it's it's not what it's not his fault

I don't know who he is

So if he was in I would just be like hey who bill I heard about you

You know like I could address that I didn't know the band

But it's certainly wouldn't make the guy feel bad about it. Yeah, but if you get Peter Wolfen

He's got all these stories. He was on BCN, you know, yak and away with his rhymes

And now he he can't get up in the morning roommates with David Lynch that would have been an

Yeah, he was roommate David Lynch. I mean he's a fascinating character right he was in New York City

Like hanging out with a war hall. He's got a million story

Was bummed out as as you are. I would have been a great get but

Apparently I don't have that I don't have that pull. Yeah, good. I want you to I want you to feel bad

How I did you know what it is. It's then to run gone. Yes shut up

You're always telling me to shut up

Wow

Shush shut it

Tim go ahead

What about J mask of dinosaur junior?

Obviously I've J mask isn't does he live around here though? Okay, yep

He lives in Amherst so not around here, but he lives in Amherst

I think he's is he not from Amherst but but doesn't live here anymore or does he still live in Amherst?

I think he still I think he still lives there or Northampton

He posts a lot on Instagram and like I keep posted recently

He was like seeing at one of the Massachusetts here. Is he still around? All right

Well, I would have J mask it's I inadvertently have seen dinosaur junior many times. Where are we all Gary?

Sharon I reached out to me yesterday having anything

He might be too big a star. Yeah, come on Gary

And I'm not saying that sarcastic and I think he's up on the North Shore too. I know that if he may I'm tall and I drag in my mind

I just want someone just to hang out. Yeah, I don't want any. Yeah, it's no big deal

It's a it's a non-pressure situation

But I just I mean even like a minor hit in the 70s. What's funny is on PCN

We did something like this and we we were getting all kinds of people on the phone

But I need him in studio is the problem

And I wanted to be very relaxed. I don't want it to be a whole thing

I don't want to be if they've done Eddie trunk. I don't want that to be the standard

Because then expectations are through the roof

And you know the way you have a disappointed to guess just call it. What did you expect? Just call Eddie

Not Eddie do it. No. No. You don't meet your heroes

I've learned. Yo Sabbath rainbow

And like Eddie's gonna you heard when Nick talked to Eddie

He was very nice and cordial, but he was let's face it

Uninterested. Yeah, anyway

Well, maybe if he talked to you it would be different Matt go ahead

Hey, um, I think the Eddie truck idea would be hilarious, but um, what about uh

Dickie Barrett to the bottle. Okay, so I am friends with Dickie Barrett like legit friends with Dickie Barrett

But he's in LA, so there's no way, but if he was in town

Yes, I like Dickie very much

But he would want to come on the show to campaign about RFK for president and then I'm like, I'm like

I'm like you could be it could it's not like if you were like for Biden

I'd have you on like I can't have you on yeah campaign and for like a president

Like you know, and they're doing all these like fun razors for president. So I'm like, I don't

This is not I this this is out of my depth my friend. I do not need this. We are I like you very much

I don't mess. I don't know what went down with the band. I'm not against you

But I I can't have you on

With some you know when you're legitimately though reason you're on is to campaign for a presidential candidate

Because I'm not getting into it because I refuse to the internet exists. I don't need that

He piss off the politic people and then it's a whole mess. I don't need any of that

Am I a pussy sure? I don't want to get into it. I don't want to wait into it

I don't I'm a big dummy no one needs to worry about what I think about anything

All right, all right. That's the way I stand. That's my

Yes, I'm no Joe Rogan. I'm no expert on everything. You're great though

Thanks buddy. You're on way. You're my good friend. Apparently just one more idea here. I don't know. We got a bridge. Oh, all right

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Itty Danny

All right, let's just cool everyone into what's going on. Let me talk

Let me see it the way I don't say it. All right, so Dan and I are legitimately friends like I hung out with him

And stuff like he so we like text each other about non show related stuff

But but if you ever if you ever say you guys need a woman on this show. Don't worry the old Danny's here because even in an offer a conversation

Dan goes like oh

And it wasn't even bad. I was praising someone and I was praising someone sense of humor

And I said something and Dan goes oh and I'm like oh god damn the best was the conversation was great

And then in the last

Five seconds before we came on the air you ruined it for I was I was praising someone sense of humor

And I gave an example of their

Inappropriateness of their humor

This is all off air and it's not about any

Race or anything like that

And I gave I gave an example of the

Inappropriateness of their humor and then grown that

Everyone was like oh wow that sounds like an interesting person. I'm like yeah

I'm happy for you

Nothing be happy about me be about. I'm sorry. I'm not that all right. There's nothing to be happy for the rest of your life. Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

How'd the cards do yesterday when oh there was a whole scene you want to see some relief pitching you want to go over the box score

All right, so I watched I

Watched and listened to because oh it was long if you think they're they're shutting down the games

All right very quickly just because you're here and I'm having a tooth put in and I really don't care

Here is you want to hear how it went down it was a 9-7 game the cardinals won

Libertor started for them. He gave up one run in five endings

Rasmussen started for

Tampa he gave up one run in five so we're sailing along good battle right and then you have

The ERAs of the pitcher that came in after

Our 54 and 13 for a Tampa Bay

For the cardinals. It's 81 54-27 out and everyone else is zero. Oh, you forgot about infinity

He and Seymour gave up five runs. He didn't get anybody out. I didn't know that meant infinity. Yes, infinity is okay

I swear to God. I'm and I'm around baseball every single day

I thought that meant they substituted have been the infield no

No, or like an in they brought an infielder in the pitch. Oh

No, the reliever they came in Rasmussen through five and he's gave up one run

They brought in this kid this lefty Ian Seymour

And Ian Seymour gave up five runs didn't get anybody out and because of that he has an infinite ERA

They got I've never seen that before. I swear to God. They got six runs. They got six hits in a row

It was actually kind of interesting. Wow. These two teams are not good

All right, it's funny. Well, you know, it's funny when you see a team in spring training

You go like none of these guys are gonna play yeah, and I'm like Milo none of these guys are gonna play like the only guy's weather hold

He's the only guy who's gonna play. It's the exact same

I mean, I'm bloom does not screw around. I told you this was coming. I told you this is exactly what's gonna happen

He's gonna completely ignore the major league roster build the farm system and this is like a five-year thing

I said this is to you. Yeah, when he got the job

It's I've never the cardinals have never been

This bad in my lifetime. They've been bad, but at least on paper they had professional athletes

This is a whole new experience and I got new ownership new exactly what they were getting better get used to people not going to games

Because after after yesterday they had a full house yesterday and then people stopped going

They need that gate those medium markets

Danny. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see it in your weekend

Open up at four today down to Polapark and good luck to the Bentley men's hockey team against top-ranked Michigan

The South Dakota 530 in Albany, New York and the NCAA tournament. Oh interesting and I will be doing

as far as I know the

phrase foundation. Yes, great event tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow warrior isarina two o'clock. Thank you

It warrior isarina

Kendra supposed to be in it too and then I she won't stop bothering me about something yesterday

Then I ask her

What do you know about this thing tomorrow and no response all right

Well, you know that was aggravating me for the Freighties foundation. Yes. It's ice ALS

2026 yep

It's tomorrow at the warrior isarina from two to four with the Bork family that would be nice

Yeah, that's a famous ex-Bruin's Pete Freighties dot com. Yeah, you get your tickets

And they got a double header on WBZ tonight St. John's Duke Michigan State UConn

Yes, I am going to be watching every second of them. Yep, both those games nice to see a gentleman

Good to see you Danny you maybe this weekend. Maybe boozer shows it. We'll see you on Monday Danny. Yes

We will see you big night of basketball on WBZ and I'm not just saying that I am sitting home and watching this

That is my plan for the evening me and my new tooth nice

Yeah, can't wait to sit there for an hour while they plug around for 13 grand all right. Oh Jesus

Good old Danny the whole

We'll be back this on Monday unless someone gets hit by a truck. They'll do a rest by

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